The stage is set, and it's time for the opening lines.

Don't mess up.

It's not that I think I'm better than you.

I know I am. I know this one is in the bag.

You've got so much to lose. Or is it already lost.

You doubt yourself too much.

That's where I capatilize. The audience has piled in and it's no longer your time to shine.

I'm a Saint. I'm a God.

But mostly...

I'll always be that much better than you.

Good luck clown.

You certainly need it.