The Raven’s Nest.
Won: None. Lost: None. Drawn: None.
History: Official E-Fed Hall Of Fame: Inducted as Steve Corino (Class of 2004). CWO: Hall of Fame Inductee; CWO Caesar; Battle Royal Winner; World Heavyweight Champion (3); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion; Greatest Matches (2); Superstar of the Year (2002); Most Consistent (2002); Greatest Match Participant (2002); Best Angle (2002); Best Manager (2002). AWE: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion. CWE: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion; Hardcore Champion; Greatest Matches. HHF: Hall of Fame Inductee; World Heavyweight Champion (2); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. HWF: World Heavyweight Champion (6); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. TNW: World Heavyweight Champion. SPW(e): (Co) World Heavyweight Champion; Joint Royal Rumble Winner. sPw: Hall of Fame Inductee; the sPw Grandslam; World Heavyweight Champion; Intercontinental Champion (2); European Champion; Tag Team Champion. PWF: Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. RW: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion. SGWx: World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finalist. APW: X-Treme Champion; Greatest Matches. WDW: Intercontinental Champion. XWF: World Heavyweight Champion; Hardcore Champion; Power Rankings (2nd; 15/06/06) (1st; 22/06/06) (1st; 29/06/06) (2nd; 06/07/06) (2nd; 13/07/06) (1st; 20/07/06) (1st; 30/07/06) (1st; 04/08/06) (1st; 10/08/06) (1st; 17/08/06) (1st; 24/08/06); Top Five Rankings (10); Fighter of the Week (3); Brawl of the Week (4). SGW: Cactus Jack.
Static. Transmission. Cut to… Close-up shot of Cactus against a backdrop displaying a large draping WCW (logo) banner. He tucks back a ragged lock of hair behind his remaining full ear and sniggers a little.
Cactus Jack: The landscape of the business we have come to know, and which some of us loved, has once again changed without asking for consent. World Championships Wrestling is back… well, whoopee!
Cactus moped sarcastically.
Cactus Jack: But, you see, while Uncle Eric and Shane’O-Son-of-Vince were busy transforming the wrestling world, little ol’ Cactus Jack underwent a transformation of his own.
Jack nods, a hint of a smile on his face.
Cactus Jack: And, it’s because of one man… you see, one man had the courage; the strength; and the compassion to open my eyes, show me the way and allow me to kneel at his alter of pain.
The camera pans out, showing Jack to be kneeling on one knee with both his hands resting on his thigh. As the shot enlarges it shows the sinister presence of Raven standing just in front of the bowing Cactus Jack. Raven extends a comforting arm and places the palm of his hand, resting, upon Cactus’ shoulder. Cactus raises his bowed head, looking up at Raven with a large cheesy smile of affection and pure adulation.
Cactus Jack: Now, I know Raven might not be the most popular guy in the whole of World Championship Wrestling – in fact, I think a lot of people harbour a great deal of dislike for the man – but, I got to say… I kind of dig his vibes. I dig him, man.
Cactus nods with a quizzical expression.
Cactus Jack: You see, when I look at Raven, it kind of reminds me of the old Bob Dylan song “Seeing The Real You At Last”. There is no more Scotty Flamingo, and, hah, there certainly isn’t no more Johnny Polo, just… just the real you at last. Most importantly, when I look at Raven, I see a friend who set me free; who showed me the way; who pointed me in the right direction to the path of my self-righteousness. Raven gave me an out, AND I GRABBED IT WITH BOTH MY BARE HANDS! I couldn’t turn him down, I couldn’t pass on it. Because you see, once upon a time the words of “Cactus Jack” meant something in the world of wrestling, but as far as I’m concerned, as of right now… THEY’RE WORDS I DON’T DESERVE!
Jack wails in anguish.
Cactus Jack: But Raven’s going to fix all that. Yea’, Raven’s gonna’ help me.
Raven: You are a true friend, Cactus. For your loyalty and trust you shall be rewarded. Seek no more what you desire, for Cactus, when I am in a position to grant it - I will. You endeavours will not be forgotten.
Cactus Jack: Raven needed my assistance in embarking on his “journey”, and when he spoke of his visions and told of the future that he had foreseen… I saw a visionary who held the key of what was to be and what was to come.
Raven: Close every door that leads to me, Cactus. Make me untouchable. Make me a deity, so great no man could imagine. Then, Cactus, I will promise you a door of your own that leads you to your success.
Raven smiles almost sadistically.
Raven: The world is full of Kings and Queens, they’ll blind your eyes and steal your dreams. Close Sabu’s door, Cactus. Slam it shut. Do what you must, do what you can… but make sure you do it, no matter what. I don’t want the possibility arising where he can stick his nose in matters which don’t concern him. Do you understand?
Cactus nods.
Raven: A door of your own, Cactus. I will give it to you. All that your heart desires, all that your mind could imagine, all that you have craved, all that you have deserved and not been given… I will give it to you, Cactus. All you need to do, for me, for now, is stop Sabu.
Raven smirks.
Raven: Just think Cactus, a door of your own. A door… of your own.
Cut.
Black.
Locker room.
The bWo (blue World order) are standing in a small huddle in mid-discussion.
Stevie Richards: Homicidal.
Richards shakes his head.
Blue Meanie: Suicidal.
Meanie sniggers.
Hollywood Super Nova: Genocidal, BROTHER!
Declared Nova in his best Hogan-impersonation and costume.
Stevie Richards: Guys, what are we talking about here?
Hollywood Super Nova: I don’t know, DUDE.
Blue Meanie: His fashion sense maybe?
Meanie holds up a candid photo of Sabu. Richards chuckles.
Stevie Richards: Oh you’re blue. You’re SO blue.
Blue Meanie: Nah-uh, you’re the bluest.
Richards and Meanie continue to teasingly bicker. Nova (dressed as Hogan) interrupts.
Hollywood Super Nova: We’re all blue. Through and through, DUDES. Blue to the bone, baby.
Blue Meanie: Born to be blue, tehehe.
Stevie Richards: Hey, that reminds me, where is Cactus and Raven, anyway?
Blue Meanie: I haven’t seen them.
There’s a knock at the locker room door.
Stevie Richards: Maybe that’s them?
Hollywood Super Nova: Wait, BROTHER, What’cha gonna’ do… What’cha gonna’ do…what if it’s Sabu?
Stevie Richards: Well…
Richards counts.
Stevie Richards: … we can take him.
And gulps.
Stevie Richards: … Right?
Blue Meanie: I don’t know, I just did my nails. I’d be a darn shame to break one.
Stevie Richards: Hang on, this is foolproof.
Richards clears his throat.
Stevie Richards: Who is it?
Blue Meanie: That’s not gonna’ work.
Stevie Richards: And, why not?
Blue Meanie: He can’t speak English, remember? Even if he could, I mean, he’s not gonna’, like, tell us he’s waiting outside to attack now, is he?
Stevie Richards: Oh, yeah. Good point.
Voice: Richards, just open the damn door.
Richards progresses towards the door and opens it to reveal three men; Brian Lee and the Bruise Brothers.
Primetime Brian Lee: So, things haven’t changed a lot, I see… you’re still an idiot.
Richards looks a little demeaned.
Bruise 1: Raven called, he said that…
Bruise 2: …the gig was back on.
Stevie Richards: Oh man, this is great. This is super great. This is… well, I dunno. Words can’t describe. Hey, Meanie… Nova, get a load of this…
Richards proclaims smugly.
Stevie Richards: The band… is back together!
Cut.
Black.
Cut to:
Cactus and Raven, once again.
Cactus Jack: So, what I’m saying Sabu, is that the situation is more serious than you would assume. You can't stop the wheels that have already been set in motion. No matter how hard you try, Sabu, it won’t work. This Sunday Night, at Spring Stampede, Raven is going to become the number one contender to the United States title and I am, well… well, I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU, SABU! .
Cactus’ thrusts a pointed finger into the camera lens.
Cactus Jack: Heck, just the other day I was at home doing some cooking with my little boy, we were making some Gingerbread Men. And, you know what Sabu? As I was taking some Gingerbread Men out of the oven, I'll tell you what, I kinda’ saw that cookie sheet and I… I just stopped what I was doing. See, I dropped the little Gingerbread Men on the floor and I drifted off into some kinda’ day dream with little Dewey’s words echoing in my mind; “What’s wrong, Daddy?” – he said. AND, I COULDN’T BEAR TO TELL HIM! You see, I don’t my little boy knowing what kind of psychotic and violent man his Daddy really is!! ‘Cause there I am, right there in my kitchen, I’m baking cookies with my little boy, I’m trying to be a good, loving, caring father but when I gaze upon that cookie sheet I kinda’ wished I could POWEE someone right over the head… right on the kisser! You know who that someone was, Sabu? IT WAS YOU, DAMN IT! IT WAS YOU!
Cactus inhales deeply, drawing the snot back up his nose.
Cactus Jack: But before I knew it, I had come back around to my senses.. only, I wake up – I snap out of my little trance to find myself holding that cookie sheet in what looked like I was just about to strike my own son!
Cactus looks guilty.
Cactus Jack: God only knows what I could have done. It scared me a little, Sabu, because right there I realised just what Cactus Jack was truly capable of! It showed me what kinda’ guy he really is! He doesn’t love anybody, he doesn’t care about anybody when he gets tapped into that twisted streak of his. It makes me do things that I can’t control. I can’t hold the urges back, and that means, Sabu, THAT IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR YOU!!
Jack takes a deep breath.
Cactus Jack: So, Sabu, the way I see it there’s two possible scenarios to this outcome. I’m gonna’ do the “nice-guy” thing and give you an out. Don’t you understand, Sabu? I’m giving you a chance. You see you can stay to fight me, but I’ll win and fact remains you might not walk out of Phoenix, Arizona in one piece, OR, you can walk away now. It doesn’t matter what you do, because the way I see it you don’t have a future in World Championship Wrestling, anyway kiddo’. WCW is a proud organization. They have got a reputation for family values. They can’t afford to have a man like you, Sabu, running around putting other people through tables, heck, putting himself through tables! They can’t afford the broken bones, they can’t afford the bloodshed, they can’t afford the symphony of destruction that you will so surely orchestrate. Sabu, they can’t afford you screwing up their television syndication. So time is of the essence, and not because I harbour any hatred for you it seems that if you don’t realise that you don’t have a spot in this company and chose to your leave as a gesture of your own good will… then maybe, I’ll have to make the vow right now to run you outa’ town and rid this fine established company of the man they call ‘Sabu’ for once and for good!
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