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Static.
Fade up PWR logo.
Paparazzi Productions Presents
in association with
Eye Spy Films
Beat it.
Fade in.
Nash pushes open the door and enters his dressing room…
Alex Shelley: Thank God you’re here Kev, I’m worried sick. I’m a nervous wreck. It’s not fair, it’s not right… why I ‘ought’a give Shawn Michaels a piece of my mind!
Kevin Nash: Woah, relax little guy. Everything’s cool. Everything’s cool when your K-V-N.
Kev does the RVD thumbs taunt.
Shelley looks on in blissful amazement.
Alex Shelley: That… is the greatest thing… I have ever seen.
Kevin Nash: Yeah, it’s a little original composition I’m gonna’ throw into some of my promos. You like?
Alex Shelley: Do I like? Are you kidding me? I love.
Kevin Nash: So yeah, relax. It’s cool. Raven’s not gonna’ be half as bad a partner as you think. Know why I know that? I handpicked him. Yeup, especially for you. Shawn agreed to let me book part of the Conflict sheet and you know me, I look out for my bro’. I gave ya’ the best partner I could find – apart from me… I barely work one match, I’m not gonna’ do two.
Alex Shelley: That’s not what I’m worried about. It’s you big guy. I’m worried about you… about your spot at Starrcade. It shouldn’t be up for grabs. It’s not right. You should be in that Pay Per View main event. Heck I’m not gonna’ lie to you, that main event needs you, Kev. You were born to main event.
Kevin Nash: My point exactly. I was saying the exact same thing when I was booking Nitro and Page was moaning “oh but you can’t main event again, you’ve main evented two-hundred and thirty-nine consecutive shows”, and I was like “yeah but the main event needs me, I was born to main event”. So I told him to shut up because he was old, then I booked that main event and I ended that Goldberg streak because I’m great and I booked to reflect that fact.
Alex Shelley: I wish I could have been there.
Kevin Nash: Me too little guy. Hey, I bet you didn’t know that Goldberg was only four wins away from equalling my record breaking undefeated streak.
Alex Shelley: Really?
Kevin Nash: Yea’, scored one hundred and seventy-seven victories. I was undefeated for over four years. So you don’t gotta’ worry about me at Conflict. I’m not gonna’ get eliminated. Who do you think I am? It’s in the bag. It’s a done deal. I’m gonna’ go to Starrcade. In fact...
Nash removes a rectangle shaped object from a plastic bag and hands it to Shelley.
(WARNING: STARRCADE SPOILER BELOW).
Kevin Nash: Not only am I going to Starrcade, but I’m going to win the title there too.
Nash paused.
Kevin Nash: …Shawn said so. He’s got it all planned out.
Alex Shelley: What’s this?
Kevin Nash: What does it look like? It’s the cover for the Starrcade DVD. Shawn ordered for a whole batch of them to be made.
Alex Shelley: But Starrcade hasn’t even been yet.
Kevin Nash: I know. But look, that’s me holding the PWR title after I’ve beat King Booker. Spooky or what?
Nash paused admiring the DVD cover.
Kevin Nash: It’s amazing what they can do with a blue screen. Seriously, how realistic does that look? I’ve not even broken sweat.
Alex Shelley: So you’re gonna beat King Booker at Starrcade? It’s Triple H who’s gonna’ be eliminated on Conflict?
Kevin Nash: And people say you’re not smart.
Alex Shelley: I’m a smark.
Kevin Nash: I did push to get a title run written into my contract, you know. PWR is contractually obligated to put the belt on me at Starrcade.
Nash patted Shelley on the top of his head, ruffling his hair.
Kevin Nash: So don’t worry about it. Shawn and I have it all sorted out. Besides there’s no way Triple H can beat me. I’m like seven times better than he is. Ten times world champion? I’m ten times the champ he could ever dream of being.
Alex Shelley: But you gotta’ “play the game”.
Nash grinned.
Kevin Nash: Baby, I invented the game.
Big Kev scoffed.
Kevin Nash: And hey, he can bring ol’ Nature Boy with him if he thinks that’ll give him an advantage. He can bring all the former Horsemen with him too if he wants – yeah, even the dead ones. I squashed the Undertaker in week one. I’ve already beat a dead man. So yeah, let him bring Flair ‘cause it’s not gonna’ matter. He’s not gonna’ be any help. You know I got a little wrestling maritime story for ya’…
Alex Shelley: I’m listening.
Kevin Nash: I’m the man.
Alex Shelley: I know.
Kevin Nash: Flair runs his wrinkly mouth about how “to be the man you gotta’ beat the man”. Well, I’ve beat him. Actually, I’ve beat him like six times.
Alex Shelley: Wait a minute, wait a minute…
Shelley counts on his fingers.
Nash sees where he’s going.
Kevin Nash: You got it.
Alex Shelley: That makes you six times the man Flair is!
Kevin Nash: Alex, I’ve been saying it for years.
Alex pondered…
Alex Shelley: Aren’t you even a little weary of King Booker?
Kevin Nash: What? Just because he’s black doesn’t mean I should be suspicious. They’re not all criminals. Although, come to think of it I think Booker is an ex-con. But look at Black Machismo, he’s our bro’, he’s our dogg’. He runs with the ‘pac and he’s cool.
Alex Shelley: No, I mean what if Booker stabs you in the back.
Kevin Nash: Contrary to common belief they don’t all carry knives either.
Alex Shelley: Turn on you, Kev! What if he turns on you and screws you?
Kevin Nash: That won’t happen. We’ve got an agreement
Kev reassured him.
Kevin Nash: We’ve even got a game-plan. Get it… “Game”-plan?
Fade out.
Fade in.
The Game-plan.
Booker goes to work on Triple H in the corner, hammering him with knife edge chops and high knees to the stomach/solar plexus. He pulls him out of corner and in a swift spin hyper extends Triple H’s elbow before delivering a harsh back heel kick too the Game’s face. The King bounces off the rope and hits the regrouping Triple H with a heavy scissor kicks to the back of the neck.
The camera cuts to the opposite corner showing Nash leaning back in full comfort, his arm raised into the air and his pinky finger pointing to the rafters above.
Kevin Nash: Way to go, Book!
Booker T stalks the grounded Triple H, trash talking his every step. He begins to stomp down hard on the fallen Triple H with big right boots to the upper torso and head.
The camera cuts the corner showing Nash running a hand through his hair and giving his full vocal support.
Kevin Nash: Yeah, kick that son of a bitch! That’s it. The face, in the face! Flatten that nose.
Booker lifts Triple H up from off the canvass, and hooks his arm planting him with the Book End.
The camera cuts to the corner as Nash slowly pulls himself up to an upright position. He heads over to the fallen Triple H and pats Booker T on the back.
Kevin Nash: Good job. I’ll take it from here. You were great. Really.
Nash leans over the laid out Triple H.
Kevin Nash: Now, can you dig that… sucker!
Nash does the “you can’t see me” hand sign and makes the cover.
Fade out.
Fade in.
Back to Nash with Shelley…
Kevin Nash: It’s foolproof. He does all the work, Hunter takes all the beating – particularly to the facial region, and I take all the glory. It can’t fail. Do you know why it can’t fail?
Shelley grinned a beaming wide smile like a child who had done something naughty.
Alex Shelley: You’ve got some anabolics, haven’t you Kevin?
Kevin Nash: AND I’m booked to win.
Fade out.
Fade in.
In the locker room with Shelley, Lethal and Dutt…
Kevin Nash: We have a crisis.
Alex Shelley: You’re not going to Starrcade! I knew something bad was gonna’ happen!
To Dutt…
Alex Shelley: I could just feel it.
Jay Lethal: THAT HEART BREAK KID YEAH, DIDN’T SCREW YOU OVER LIKE HULK HOGAN DID ME KEV, DID HE? YEAH, HE STABBED ME IN THE BACK. SUPPOSED TO BE PARTNERS, YEA’UH.
Kevin Nash: No. I’m still going to Starrcade and I’m still going to become the first ever PWR World Heavyweight Champion.
Jay Lethal: UH BUT SAY KEV, PWR ISN’T A NEW PROMOTION. IT’S BEEN AROUND BEFORE, YEAH. THERE’S ALREADY BEEN SEVERAL CHAMPS YEAH. YEAH, A LOT OF WORLD CHAMPS.
Kevin Nash: Well I’m going to be the first worthy PWR World Heavyweight Champion. Finally Pro Wrestling Redefined will have a champion that’s good for business.
Jay Lethal: SAY KEV…
Kevin Nash: Yes, Machismo… what is it?
Jay Lethal: WASN’T SHAWN MICHAELS PWR CHAMP, YEAH?
Kevin Nash: Oh, I forgot about that. Okay, I’ll be the second worthy PWR World Heavyweight Champion. But anyway, that’s not the problem…
Nash cleared his throat.
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