Fade in.
Madison Square Gardens
New York City.
Backstage, AWA Production Area.
(Pre-Taped.)
The shot opens showing Edge in fancy designer shirt and Rated R skull cap standing against a background of grated steel mesh which sports a large AWA poster/placard. By his side stands the lovely Lita with her arm around his waist and his across her shoulders. The AWA World Heavyweight title, the subject matter for this weeks AWA Fight for the Right, glistens in the reflective glow of several spotlights as it drapes over his shoulder.
Edge: At New Generation I made my statement of intent, I made it clear for all to see.
Edge’s eyes emit this feeling of intensity like we’ve never witnessed from him before. He slings the title off his shoulder, stepping forward clutching it with both hands and holding the face plate into camera shot for all to see.
Edge: This title means everything. Everything to me…. everything and more. It means more to me than keeping Rated RKO together. It means a whole lot more to me than Randy Orton, that’s for sure. At New Generation when I speared Randy Orton straight out of his boots, I let him know just how far I was willing to go… the steps that I was willing to take.
Edge rubs his chin, the tip of his tongue running across the top row of his teeth.
Edge: But, you see, if I know Orton like I think I do then, I know that he was just as prepared… if not more… to take the plunge and do to me exactly what I did to him. Oh, he made it clear that it wasn’t about Rated RKO when it came down to it at Fight for the Right. He wasn’t in this for the team, he was in it for the title… my title. So, young Randy wanted to be selfish, I mean, otherwise he would have done what he was told to do like a good little boy and fell in line.
Edge chuckles to himself.
Lita: But no, it’s always got to be about “The Legend Killer”, huh babe? Randy Orton always wants to be the centre of attention.
Lita added dismissively.
Edge: One thing…
Edge holds up a finger.
Edge: The one thing that Orton didn’t take into consideration is that fact that unlike himself, I’m no idiot. No, on the contrary, I’m the champ. And, hey, I know Orton better than he thinks so.
Lita: He’s SO predictable.
Edge: Did he… did Orton buy all that crap about staying on the same page? Did he really swallow all that garbage I was feeding him about having each others back? Maybe he did… hey, who knows whether or not he did? Personally though, I don’t think he did. See, I’m not so naïve like the rest of you morons.
Signature heat for generic heel putdown.
Edge: I mean, he’d have you believe as part of his “sob story” that he was the innocent party in this whole incident. You know how it goes, that he was betrayed, that I turned my back on him and that, oh and here’s a new one, that I’m the bad guy – hah.
Lita: Oh poor Randy.
Says Lita in the most insincere tone she can muster.
Edge: Oh boo-hoo, cry me a river Randy, the act ISN’T fooling anyone, stud!
Edge shakes his head with both eyebrows raised.
Edge: Oh no, oh no-no-no. No, don’t let him fool you, don’t think that for one minute that he wasn’t poised in position ready, waiting even, for the right moment… for the opportunity to present itself so he could stab me in the back and give me the – oh, good-golly-gosh dare I say it – “dreaded” RKO as soon as I least expected. The only thing was…
Edge smirks.
Edge: …I was expecting it, alright. So I threw Randy a classic case of the Kansas City Shuffle – where I got him looking left, and I hit him from the right! I doubled bluffed. I had Orton convinced that I trusted him, I made him believe that I was oblivious to his little scheme – what a façade that was… I knew all along what he was up to. He was so convinced I was under a false-impression of security that I had let my guard down. Oh boy, did he have another thing coming.
Edge and Lita laugh smugly.
Edge: But, let’s just get something straight now, Orton isn’t the victim, he isn’t “hurt”… nah, not at all. You know what though? He’s just mad. Yea’, he’s just mad that I beat him to the punch. He’s just mad that I beat him to it.
Edge smiles as a thought just occurs – we can practically see the lightbulb spark above his head.
Edge: Then again, come to think of it, what’s new? I mean that’s natural, huh Randy? What with me being one step ahead of you like always. It kind of seems like a reoccurring theme don’t you think? Seems kinda’ like it to me that I always beat you to it. I mean, remember the rumble on the Pilot Episode for the AWA title? Let me ask you Randy, who won that?
Edge attempts to conceal his toothy grin.
Edge: Who won it?
He’s playing with his opponent now.
Edge: Did you win it, Randy?
Lita can barely control her laughter.
Edge: Oh no, that’s right…
Edge slowly raises the dangling title into the air.
Edge: …I DID!
Lita: Although to be far to Randy he was up against an unfair advantage, I mean, you are better than him.
Edge: A lot better.
Lita: That’s why you left him flat on his back on Monday Night and not the other way about.
Edge: Exactly, hah. But surely… SURELY… Orton’s not trying to tell me that he didn’t see coming, is he? Surely, he didn’t think that I’d just stand back and knowingly let him plot away at my downfall without doing a damn thing about it, did he? Ah…
Edge nods having just realised something.
Lita: What, babe?
Edge: He obviously didn’t know I knew. I mean, after I speared him you should have seen the look on his face – he looked dumbfounded. Hang on a second…
Edge strokes his goatee.
Edge: …come to think of it, he’s always got that expression on his face.
Lita snorts with laughter, quickly drawing her hands to her face. Edge turns into shot.
Edge: Did you really think that I’d be so careless going into the biggest match of my entire career, huh Randy? Do you think that I would have left myself wide open for you to just get a free shot. Nah, see I’m too clever for that. Surely you weren’t so stupid in your miscalculations, eh? Then again when I speared you last Monday Night at New Generation I think that’s exactly what I proved, wouldn’t you agree Randy?
Lita: The proved exactly what you set out to do.
Edge: Lita’s right, Randy, I did what I wanted. I proved that in this business you don’t have to be the biggest, that you don’t have to be the strongest, that you don’t have to be the toughest, hah, hell you don’t even need to be…
Edge puts on a mock stupid voice, somewhere along the lines of a cross between Sylvester Stallone and Barney the Dinosaur as he imitates Orton with both arms outstretched into the air in the “hey” pose.
Edge: …the “Legend Killer”.
He sneers in a degrading manner.
Edge: But, Randy, I did prove tat you do… have to be the smartest.
Edge taps the side of his head with his finger smugly.
Edge: I’m one step ahead of the game. I’m one step ahead of you. And, this Monday Night at Fight for the Right, that old proverb is gonna’ ring true throughout the entire Allstar Wrestling Alliance once again; you know how it goes Randy, sure you do. Brains over brawn… me over you! Hah, it’ll be just like old times. I mean, all you did for the last three weeks was ride on my coat trails in Rated RKO. Oh no, it’s true. I was the champ, where as you… well, you were just the champ’s buddy.
Edge looks rather proud with himself.
Edge: Oh yeah… I went there.
Lita squeezes in tight, rubbing his chest with her hand as he smugly licks his lips.
Edge: This Monday Night I walk into Madison Square Gardens. I walk in undefeated. I walk into the very venue that I won the title in on the very first edition of AWA. And, as much as you wanna’ whine about how much you claim to have helped me win the title, the fact remains the belt sits around my waist… not yours! Monday Night - I walk into the Garden the champ, and I walk out AWA World Heavyweight Champion! I’m keeping this title. Like you say, it’s not arrogance Randy… it’s just destiny! ‘Cause you see, in life there’s winners and there’s losers. See, I’m a winner, and in this story you’re the loser, Randy!
Edge smirks grinding a closed fist into the palm of his hand.
Edge: Nothing… but a loser.
Black.
3. PUNCH-DRUNK-LUST.
Fade in.
The Trump International Hotel and Tower
New York City
Hotel Bar
Edge and Lita sit by the bar surrounded by empty cocktail glasses. Both holding a full on in their hand and laughing with each other.
Lita: And you were SO much better looking than him. Personally, I wasn’t sure whether he had down syndrome by that goofy lopsided smile he used to always have.
Edge: Not only was I better looking than Orton I was just… well, plain better.
Edge takes a gulp of whatever concoction he’s got in that cocktail glass and laughs aloud.
Edge: It feels like such a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Lita: No wonder, you carried him.
Edge: Now that I think about it, yeah, I did kinda’ carry Rated RKO on my own. I never understood why Orton used to get so mad when people said I was better than him, because lets face it… I AM better than him. I’m a better athlete, I’m MUCH better looking… and I’m something Orton isn’t, nor will be anytime soon… the damn champion! Hahah!
Lita: He’s not half the man you are.
Edge: Please, he’s not even a quarter of the man I am. He wishes he was though, I mean a quarter of me. Where as I’m the Rated R Superstar, Randy Orton is more PG Thirteen than anything at most.
Lita: PG Pathetic more like.
Edge: Oh no, no-no… Orton’s not all that bad. I mean he is good… well, kinda’.
Huh?
Edge: Yea’, we’ll give him some credit Lita, he’s good, he’s really good… he’s just not good enough to be the champion, hah! Not when I hold the belt, he just doesn’t measure up.
Lita: Yeah in more ways than one, I saw him come out the shower.
Lita holds up her little finger and wiggles it about it humiliatingly.
Edge: Yeah, it’s all impressive… but it’s not exactly ‘cutting edge’, now is it?
Lita: Not even close.
Edge: Oh, I’m gonna’ take great pleasure in bursting that bubble on Monday Night. I don’t know whether to be offended when I hear him saying he’s going to kick my ass, because I find myself rolling around the floor with tears of laughter streaming from my face. When I’ve taken the best Orton’s got to offer, it’ll be New Generation all over again. I’ll be standing tall, he’ll be flat out on his back gazing up with stars in his eyes… and right in front of his face, with his hand raised in the air and the title still around his waist will be the biggest star of them all… ME… THE RATED R SUPERSTAR!
Lita strokes Edge’s arm.
Lita: A toast… to the greatest champion of all time.
Edge: Isn’t he just.
Lita: He totally is.
Edge and Lita raise their glasses and kiss.
Black.
4. PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
Fade in.
Madison Square Gardens
New York City.
Backstage, AWA Production Area.
(Pre-Taped.)
Lita stands in tight light blue jeans and baby-tee version of the Rated R Superstar’s “Sex and Violence” AWA t-shirt. It’s cut to reveal her washboard stomach and plunging cleavage. Behind her, stands Edge with both arms draped around her neck/shoulders and AWA Title firmly in hands.
Lita: You know, Edge gets called a lot of things a lot of the time. Some of them true, some… not so true. Some people call him the Rated R Superstar – a moniker which I can personally vouch for.
Edge: Oh you know it, baby.
Lita has a devilishly teasing smile.
Lita: Other’s know him as the most watched WWE Champion of the last 5 years. A few still refer to him as Mr Money in the Bank. Right now, he’s the AWA World Heavyweight Champion. So I think you’d agree he’s probably the nearest you’d find to perfection in the Allstar Wrestling Alliance.
She sighs almost dotingly. How cute this puppy love lust is.
Lita: But not only is my man perfect in everyway … and trust me, I mean EVERY way… he’s also perfect here in the AWA.
She raises a hand to comb back a loose lock of hair from her face.
Lita: And, he’s going to remain perfect in the AWA. You see, when the sun pierces through our hotel blinds on Tuesday Morning, and I wrap my legs around his naked body – Edge will still be undefeated and we’ll have our own little ménage a’ trois. It’ll be myself and Edge… and the AWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Edge: I like the sound of that, I like it a lot.
Lita: Whoever said that breakfast was the best way to start the day, huh? Haha.
Edge leans in kissing the back of her neck.
Lita: ‘Because you see Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels, you have NO chance of beating Edge this Monday Night at Fight for the Right… especially not in Madison Square Gardens. I mean, Edge practically owns that venue. Look at the facts shall we, just over three weeks ago not only did he beat the supposed “MVP” to within an inch of his miserable existence… he beat the entire AWA roster in the over-the-top battle royal for the AWA Title. He’s main evented here more times than you people can count. So, if South Carolina gets called Flair Country, then I guess that New York is Edge Country! You’ve all heard about the Garden of Eden… well Madison Square Gardens is The Garden of Edge!
She shrugs.
Lita: On Monday Night – Fight for the Right is going to be Rated R… just like the man who’s gonna’ leave New York STILL AWA World Heavyweight Champion and Shawn, Randy… you can take that to the bank!
Edge: I’m gonna’ leave New York with my title still firmly intact around my waist. Oh, I’m leaving with my title alright. You see, I’m the Rated R Superstar which means I do what I want, when I want and there isn’t a damn thing that the two of you can do to stop me.
Edge whispers sweet-nothings into Lita’s ear.
Fade out.
Achievements: Official E-Fed Hall Of Fame: Inducted as Steve Corino (Class of 2004). CWO: Hall of Fame Inductee; CWO Caesar; Battle Royal Winner; World Heavyweight Champion (3); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion; Greatest Matches (2); Superstar of the Year (2002); Most Consistent (2002); Greatest Match Participant (2002); Best Angle (2002); Best Manager (2002). AWE: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion. CWE: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion; Hardcore Champion; Greatest Matches. HHF: Hall of Fame Inductee; World Heavyweight Champion (2); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. HWF: World Heavyweight Champion (6); Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. TNW: World Heavyweight Champion. SPW(e): (Co) World Heavyweight Champion; Joint Royal Rumble Winner. sPw: Hall of Fame Inductee; the sPw Grandslam; World Heavyweight Champion; Intercontinental Champion (2); European Champion; Tag Team Champion. PWF: Intercontinental Champion; Tag Team Champion. RW: World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender; Tag Team Champion. SGWx: World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finalist. APW: X-Treme Champion; Greatest Matches. WDW: Intercontinental Champion. XWF: World Heavyweight Champion; Hardcore Champion; Power Rankings (2nd; 15/06/06) (1st; 22/06/06) (1st; 29/06/06) (2nd; 06/07/06) (2nd; 13/07/06) (1st; 20/07/06) (1st; 30/07/06) (1st; 04/08/06) (1st; 10/08/06) (1st; 17/08/06) (1st; 24/08/06); Top Five Rankings (10); Fighter of the Week (3); Brawl of the Week (4). SGW: XWF World Heavyweight Champion (Denounced); CWO World Heavyweight Champion; Gold of the Week (2); Formerly Banned. MLW: World Heavyweight Champion. AWA: World Heavyweight Champion (Current); In The Spotlight (1).