GHEORGHE:  “Brandon Bray outshining his opponent her tonight … and as you can see .. the wheels are definitely turning in the secondary ring on the upper deck… what do you think they’re doing up there?

JULIUS:  “Probably getting ready for whatever insane stipulation Chaos made up for this match.”

GHEORGHE:  “Whatever it is … it looks like it is going to involve that scaffolding from the Walk the Plank match between Doe and Dahaka… they’ve turned it so that instead of facing over the rail, that now it’s above that upper ring.”

JIVE:  “Chaos has such a stranglehold on the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme division … with the P©X champion deciding stipulations, it is almost a sure bet that it’ll be a match that people will talk about.”

GHEORGHE:  “It looks like things are getting underway… the referee has just handed Carl Jacobs a piece of paper .. and by the looks of Jacobs’ face, I think that contained the stipulation!”

JULIUS:  “Well shut the hell up then and let’s get this thing started!”

JACOBS:  “Ladies and gentlemen… the following match is scheduled for one fall ……. And is for the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship!”

GHEORGHE:  “Jacobs pauses as he looks up at the scaffold…”

JACOBS:  “Per the rule that allows the P©X champion the ability to choose the stipulations for the match ….. this match will be conducted under “The Sky is Falling” rules.  While the competitors are wrestling in the ring below … crew members who are stationed on the scaffolding above will begin to drop one of the many utensils at their disposal from the boxes provided.”

(CUTTO:  Large wooden boxes, 5 feet tall, being moved onto the scaffolding. The lineup comes on screen.)

JIVE:  “What do you think are in those?!

JULIUS:  “Refugees.  Little do they know.”

GHEORGHE:  “Dean!”

JACOBS:  “Introducing first… hailing from Paynesville, Kentucky…”

(CUEUP:  ‘Dogs of War’ by Pink Floyd.  Payne steps through to the deck as the fans pop.  He nods as he begins to make his way to the upper ring.)

GHEORGHE:  “Payne looks ready …. And I don’t think he knows what to expect from this match.”

JULIUS:  “Does anyone?”

JACOBS:  “Standing six foot six and weighing 275 pounds….. JASON …… PAYNE!”

(CUEUP:  ‘You Could Be Mine’ by Guns n’ Roses.  The fans begin to jeer heavily as Chaos makes his way out with the P©X championship belt around his waist.  His lips slowly part into a smile as he looks up at the boxes on the scaffolding.)

JACOBS:  “His opponent… hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada … he stands seven …. Feet … tall.  He is a two-time, and CURRENT New ERA of Wrestling PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion ……. CHAOS!”

JIVE:  “Chaos is six inches taller than Payne … 30 pounds heavier … but with a match like this, unless Chaos put some sort of kryptonite up in those crates … who knows what can happen.”

JULIUS:  “The unpredictability factor is high.  Chaos needs to get Payne down before the sky begins to .. fall.”

(SFX: Bell rings.)

GHEORGHE:  “It should be interesting nonetheless!  The bell sounds and Jason Payne begins to circle Chaos, who stands stationary in the ring.  Payne walking around eying Chaos up… trying to find a good spot to go in..”

JULIUS:  “Payne is a hell of a wrestler, I’ll give him that.  But he needs to throw all caution to the wind here and just wail the living daylights out of Chaos if he wants to have a chance.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne coming in from behind Chaos … and he clobbers him in the back with a forearm shot!”

JIVE:  “Chaos just stood there.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne with another … and Chaos rolls his eyes!  Chaos turns … and Payne drives a forearm into the jaw of the P©X champion!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos unfazed!  He snaps his head back forward… and grabs Payne by the throat!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos has Payne by the throat … and lifts him off the ground!!  He is just holding Payne straight up in the air … and Payne’s feet are dangling!  Payne trying to grab onto the clutch of Chaos to break it … but it’s not doing any good!”

JIVE:  “Chaos is a beast … and Jason Payne started off too conventional.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now just tossing Payne to the mat!  Jason Payne sits up and trying to gasp for air … but here comes Chaos.  Chaos now grabbing the Dog of War … and he picks him up and tosses him into the corner!  Chaos now extending his leg … and holding that boot against the throat of Jason Payne!”

JIVE:  “He’s driving all of the air out of him early.”

GHEORGHE:  “There are no disqualifications in these types of matches, so it is fair game!”

JULIUS:  “Payne might be out of this faster than we could ever imagine if he doesn’t find some way to get Chaos … nevermind.”

GHEORGHE:  “AND PAYNE USES HIS BOOT TO NAIL CHAOS IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!”

JIVE:  “Chaos just went from seven feet tall to three and a half feet tall after that.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos doubled over …. And Jason Payne quickly grabbing him and reversing the roles!  Payne with Chaos in the corner … and he drives the knees into the midsection!  Payne backs out … and drives a running boot into the chest of the champion!”

JULIUS:  “Payne needs to keep this up.  If he can turn the momentum of the match in his favor in the beginning, Chaos could have his entire plans shattered.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos swats Payne away … Chaos coming out of the corner …. And Payne ducks under the clothesline!  Jason Payne behind Chaos …. AND HE CLOTHESLINES HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!”

JULIUS:  “But Chaos is still on his feet!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne takes a few steps back …. AND CLIPS CHAOS IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE!”

(SFX:  Crowd pops!)

GHEORGHE:  “And the P©X champion falls forward to the mat!”

JIVE:  “Immobilize Chaos and you take away 90% of his chance to do serious harm.”

GHEORGHE:  “90?  100%!”

JIVE:  “This is Chaos we’re talking about, Gheorghe… he’s not a two-time P©X champion based on his looks.”

JULIUS:  “God, ain’t that the truth.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne grabs the leg of Chaos … and he locks on the Half Crab!”

JULIUS:  “Now Payne is starting to get smart.  He tried in the beginning to go after Chaos when he was up and about … now he’s limiting him to the mat.”

GHEORGHE:  “The challenger has the half crab locked … and he is leaning WAY back!”

JIVE:  “He’s trying to snap every ligament in Chaos’ knee.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos grabbing the mat …. AND HE REACHES BACK AND GRABS PAYNE!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos with those freakishly long arms … he was able to grab some of Payne’s hair.”

JIVE:  “I bet Payne wishes he kept his military buzz cut right about now.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne releasing the half crab …. But unrelenting on the attack as he drives the boots into the back of the knee!  Chaos is still on the mat … but he’s trying to get up to his feet!”

JULIUS:  “Payne trying to keep Chaos down with those kicks … but Chaos still managing to get up!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos is up!  AND PAYNE AGAIN WITH A SHOULDER TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE!”

JULIUS:  “And Chaos goes back down.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos wincing in pain as he’s on the mat…. And now “the Dog of War” flips him over… Payne … locking on the figure four!”

JIVE:  “Not something we usually see from Jason Payne, but desperate times call for desperate measures.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne’s got it locked on!  Chaos grunting in pain as even more pressure is applied to his knee!”

JULIUS:   “Chaos grinding his teeth to bear the pain … and Jason Payne just trying to maintain the hold.  Those are tree trunks that Chaos has.”

(SFX:  CRASH~!)

JIVE:  “What the hell is that!”

(SFX:  CRASH~!  CRASH~!)

GHEORGHE:  “There are glass vases falling from the scaffolding!  Those vases are falling into the ring … and smashing to bits!”

JIVE:  “There’s glass all around Payne and Chaos now!”

(SFX:  Crash! Crash!)

GHEORGHE:  “TWO more vases exploding upon impact!  Jason Payne now looking up at the scaffolding to try to see where those vases are going to drop.”

JIVE:  “The last one almost nailed him in the noggin!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne with his eyes off the P©X champion …. And Chaos with a closed fist just smashes Payne in the face!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos using his body length to his advantage!  Payne could have avoided it if he didn’t get distracted.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos with another fist … and the figure four is broke!”

JIVE:  “It looks like there won’t be any more glass vases thrown from the scaffold …. But there is already a good amount of glass covering the mat!”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne on his feet and stops Chaos from getting to his!  Chaos on his knees … and Payne driving the elbow right in his kisser!”

JULIUS:  “Is that his face?  For a second there I thought Chaos was bent over…”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne with another shot …. Chaos wobbling back …. Jason Payne comes in wi… NO! MY GOD!! Chaos had a fist full of glass shards …. AND JUST SLAMMED IT INTO PAYNE!  Jason Payne takes a few steps back ….. and he’s got pieces of glass stuck into his chest!”

JIVE:  “Better get that medic team on standby … this is going to get brutal.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne looking down and then looking at Chaos … and he comes back in!  BUT CHAOS SWIPES PAYNE’s LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!”

(SFX:  Payne lets out an audible “fuck.”)

JIVE:  “Payne just landed back first into the broken glass!”

JULIUS:  “Uh, oh.  Chaos is on his feet!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos up!  Jason Payne rolls over … and look at his back!”

JIVE:  “Looks like someone tossed glitter onto a paper with glue on it!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now …. He’s grabbing onto Payne’s arms …. AND HE IS DRAGGING HIM CHEST DOWN ACROSS THE ENTIRE LEGNTH OF THE RING!”

JIVE:  “Payne’s body is like a swiffer!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. He brings Payne to his feet ….. AND HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR!! PRESS SLAM INTO A PILE OF GLASS!”

JULIUS:  “I hope they have a tub full of Neosporin waiting down below in the cabin area for Payne after this thing is over… he’s going to need it!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now turning to the cor….wait!”

JIVE:  “His knee just gave out it seems!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos went to take a step to the corner .. and he dropped to one knee .. Chaos now has glass shards implanted into his knee cap!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos getting back up though … and he’s trying to shake it off.”

(SFX:  CRASH~!  BANG~! Crowd pops!)

GHEORGHE:  “Steel chairs dropping from the scaffold!! They’re falling all around Chaos!”

(SFX:  CRASH~! BANG~!)

GHEORGHE:  “MY GOD!! A STEEL CHAIR JUST NAILED CHAOS IN THE HEAD!”

JIVE:  “Timber!”

GHEORGHE: “Chaos down! Chaos down!”

(CUTTO:  Chaos.  He lifts his head off the mat revealing the cuts left from the glass.)

JULIUS:  “Double whammy.”

GHEORGHE:  “A steel chair dropped down and floored Chaos …. And now both men are laid out!”

JIVE:  “After the first couple fell, Chaos tried to get to safety, but he walked right into the danger zone.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos surrounded by fallen chairs ..”

(SFX:  FANS POP!)

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne!! He sat up!”

JIVE:  “I can’t tell who is in the worse position right now .. both men look beat up.”

GHEORGHE:  “Well the challenger is getting to his feet!  Payne looking down at his chest … and he tries to brush some of the glass off!  ‘the Dog of War’ now looking at Chaos …. AND HE IS GRABBING A CHAIR!”

JULIUS:  “No need to go outside the ring to get one now, I guess..”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne raises the chair above his head …. And slams it across the back of Chaos!  And the P©X champion receiving a chair shot to his knee!  Jason Payne … Payne now placing the folded chair across the back of Chaos’ head!”

JIVE:  “Do I even want to know?”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne …. HE’s HEADING TO THE CORNER!”

JULIUS:  “Is he going to the top?  We might need to air lift Chaos to the closest hospital!”

JIVE:  “So, he’ll see a doctor in Havana in about3 weeks.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne isn’t going to the top … but he does charge out of the corner ….. AND BACK SPLASHES THE CHAIR!!  Payne hopped in the air and came crashing down back first on the chair … and Chaos’ head takes the brunt of the force!  Payne now …. Payne grabs a second chair …. And he’s setting it up!”

JIVE:  “now he’s setting up a third chair facing it…”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne now grabbing ANOTHER chair .. and it lays it on top of the two set chairs…..”

JIVE:  “Something tells me Chaos is going to get a face to face meeting with those chairs….”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne now … he brings the P©X champion to his feet …. HE GRABS CHA—NO!  Chaos reverses!  Chaos sends Payne into the ropes…. BIG BOOT!”

JIVE:  “Payne ducked!”

JULIUS: “Payne ducked the boot and managed to hop over the chair setup …. He reaches back and grabs the head of Chaos!”

(SFX:  FANS POP!)

GHEORGHE:  “NECKBREAKER THROUGH THE CHAIRS!  Payne with the cover!!! ONE ……………….. TWO ………………. KICKOUT BY THE CHAMP!”

JULIUS:  “If Chaos was able to have enough ring awareness to get out of that … Payne is in loads of trouble.”

GHEORGHE:  “Doesn’t look like he’s in any trouble to me, Dean!  Payne is back to his feet …. Chaos lying on his back….. and Payne … PAYNE IS COVERING CHAOS’ BODY WITH THE CHAIRS!”

JIVE:  “Now what’s he doing?!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos’ entire body now covered ….. AND JASON PAYNE IS HEADING TO THE CORNER!”

JULIUS:  “High risk move … but the dividends could be enough to crown Payne the new PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne straddling the top rope ….. MY GOD.”

(SFX:  FANS EXPLODE~!)

GHEORGHE:  “FLYING SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE …. AND HE SQUASHES CHAOS UNDER ALL THOSE CHAIRS!”

JULIUS:  “Payne took a lot out of himself with that … Chaos definitely receiving the worst of it, though… Payne looks like he’s got this wrapped up!”

GHEORGHE:  “ONE …………………… TWO ………………….. TH…”

(SFX:  CRASH~!  BOOM~!  Fans jeer, although some pop!)

GHEORGHE:  “No! No!”

JIVE:  “Jason Payne looked like he was about to win the match …. But …. Are those …. BEER CANS?”

GHEORGHE:  “Yes, they are!  Payne … right before the three was nailed by a six pack!  Chaos was saved by alcohol!”

JULIUS:  “Well, I guess I owe you an apology, Nick… I guess alcohol does solve some problems.”

JIVE:  “Shut it!”

GHEORGHE:  “Three, four … five six packs in the ring right now …. And some of those cans have exploded all over the two competitors!”

JIVE:  “Maybe … I should go in an clean up a bit.  Don’t want those glass wounds from earlier to get infected…”

JULIUS:  “Don’t forget your straw.”

GHEORGHE:  “Neither man moving … Chaos … still under those chairs believe it or not…. And Jason Payne lying on his back staring into the crisp, blue sky after being nailed by falling beer cans…. The P©X championship on the line … and who knows what else will fall from the sky tonight!”

JULIUS:  “Some blow and we won’t hear from Jive for hours…”

GHEORGHE:  “The stink of cheap beer starting to waft down to our table ….”

(SFX:  FANS POP.)

GHEORGHE:  “Payne is sitting up!! Jason Payne is getting to his feet!”

JULIUS:  “Yea, but …”

(CUTTO:  The chairs being pushed off Chaos as he begins to rise.)

GHEORGHE:  “CHAOS IS MOVING!”

JULIUS:  “Looks like this match ain’t close to being over yet!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. Chaos is up!  Jason Payne is up!  CHAOS GRABS PAYNE …. But Jason Payne thrusting the open hand into Chaos’ throat!  Payne against the ropes…. CLOTHESLINE!”

JIVE:  “Chaos doesn’t budge!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne against the ropes again … and this time with a diving shoulder block! CHAOS DOWN TO THE MAT!”

JULIUS:  “Payne has done a great job keeping the P©X champion on the mat.”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne back on his feet ….. and he grabs a chair!”

JIVE:  “Come on Chaos!  Don’t let this punk beat you at your own game!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne now raising the cha…..”

(SFX:  Fans jeer loudly!)

GHEORGHE:  “NO!! CHAOS WITH A CAN OF BEER!!”

JIVE:  “The pressure built up from falling from the scaffold …. He just sprayed it in the eyes of ‘the Dog of War!’”

GHEORGHE: “Payne clutching his eyes… AND CHAOS …. Chaos grabs another beer can … AND HURLS IT AT PAYNE’s HEAD!! It hits Payne dead center of his forehead…. AND JUST EXPLODED ALL OVER THE PLACE!  Payne is down!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos with a cover… ONE ……………. TWO ……….. THREE!”

GHEORGHE:  “The challenger kicks out!! Jason Payne got out before the three count ….”

JIVE:  “Chaos just opened up a beer can …. And he took a swig!  Now he’s dumping the rest of it in the face of Jason Payne!”

(CUTTO:  Up close shot of Chaos.. the camera catches him as he yells that Payne is as worthless as the beer.)

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … he grabs Payne by the throat and lifts him to his feet…… Chaos hooks him …… SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM!  ONE ………………… TWO ………………….. KICKOUT!!!”

JIVE:  “Come on, Payne … just let it go!  Chaos is in his element now!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos getting to his feet …..”

(SFX:  CROWD BEGINS TO ORGASM!!!)

JULIUS:  “What the fuck?”

(CUTTO:  Wide shot.  The camera focuses in on the scaffold as the crewman take out cloth towels and light them with a match… the towels immediately catch on fire and are dropped to the ring below.)

GHEORGHE:  “MY GOD! FIRE!! FIRE FROM ABOVE!!”

JIVE:  “You’ve got to be shitting me!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. HIS EYES LIT UP!”

JULIUS:  “The ring … is literally catching on fire!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. He is taking some of the beer cans …. The referee is looking around … and he’s trying to find a way out of the ring I think!”

JIVE:  “Chaos is using the rest of the beer cans ……. He’s spraying the ring ropes with them!”

GHEORGHE:  “What is he doing?!?!  Chaos now …. OH MY GOD!”

(SFX:  FANS EXPLODE~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!)

GHEORGHE:  “THE FAR ROPES….. THEY’RE ENGULFED IN FLAMES!”

JULIUS:  “He’s insane! He kicked one of the rags into the ropes after spraying them with alcohol!”

JIVE:  “He’s the P©X champion!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos… … he grabs Jason Payne…… OH NO … NO …”

JULIUS:  “This is going to be it!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. SNAP POWERBOMB ONTO ONE OF THOSE FLAMING RAGS!!  Jason Payne just screamed in pain!”

JIVE:  “That’s one way to snuff out the fire in the ring!”

JULIUS:  “But the ropes … they’re on fire!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … he has no soul!  He’s not pinning Payne …. He’s got him on his feet! DON’T !! DON’T!”

JIVE:  “Jesus CHRIST!”

GHEORGHE:  “CHAOS JUST SENT JASON PAYNE INTO THE FLAMING ROPES WITH AN IRISH WHIP!!!!!!!!!!”

(SFX:  SNAP~!~!~!  CRASH~!)

GHEORGHE:  “PAYNE!!! PAYNE GOES INTO THE ROPES … AND THEY BROKE!!! JASON PAYNE JUST WENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!”

(CUTTO:  Jason Payne on the outside face down.  His back has red marks from the ring ropes.)

GHEORGHE:  “There are some officials out there now with fire extinguishers trying to put out the flames before the whole ship catches on fire!”

JIVE:  “Chaos is a GENIUS!”

GHEORGHE:  “Genius?!  He’s crazy!  The P©X championship isn’t worth that!”

JIVE:  “To you it isn’t…. but to Chaos … it’s everything!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos standing in the ring …. And he’s raising his arms in the air like he’s already won this thing … Jason Payne is on the outside … and he’s not moving!”

JULIUS:  “Wow.  I am almost speechless.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … that bastard is hopping out of the ring to get Payne!”

JIVE:  “He’s not done yet, Gheorghe!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now …. He just stole a fire extinguisher from one of the officials… thankfully they’ve put out the flames….. AND CHAOS SMASHES THE EXTINGUISHER OVER THE BACK OF THE FALLEN PAYNE!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos was out for blood … and he’s sending a message tonight to anyone who dare challenge him for the championship.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos …. CHAOS UNLEASHING THE CONTENTS OF THE EXTINGUISHER ALL OVER THE DOG OF WAR!”

JIVE:  “I don’t even need to see anything else tonight … my night is set!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos tossing the fire extinguisher to the side … and … he’s getting a table from under the ring!  What the hell does he need a table for!  Just pin Payne….”

JULIUS:  “I don’t know … but right now there are no ring ropes on that side … and the other three sides are now in jeopardy, too….”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos pushes the table in the ring … and he grabs Payne and rolls him in as well.”

JIVE:  “There’s no way Jason Payne can take any more punishment … I’d say Chaos should end this now … but there’s no way in hell he’s going to.  He’s going to make sure that Payne won’t leave this ship in anything but a stretcher.”

JULIUS:  “With the way this is turning out, I’d say a body bag is more what Chaos is gunning for.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos picking up the table …. And he is setting it up!  Jason Payne lying on the edge of the mat …. There’s no ring ropes… there’s broken glass, chairs, and beer all over the place.”

JULIUS:  “That’s too easy. I won’t even go there.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now walking over to ‘the Dog of War’ … and he just stands over him …. Look at him … he is practically beaming!”

(SFX:  CRASH~!  BANG~!)

JULIUS:  “Jesus …”

(SFX:  CRASH~! CRASH~!)

GHEORGHE:  “Are those …. BRICKS?”

JIVE:  “They’re bricks wrapped in BARBWIRE it looks like!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … he stops and looks as two more barbwired bricks fall to the mat…”

JULIUS:  “The poor referee ran to the corner to avoid all of them.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos now looking at Payne …. And then the table …. He grabs Jason Payne off the mat!”

JIVE:  “He’s going to leave the bricks until later, I guess.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … he hooks the arm … AND SUPLEXES……. NO!  PAYNE BLOCKS IT!”

JULIUS:  “Payne hooked his leg around Chaos’!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos tries again…. But Payne blocks it again!”

JIVE:  “How the hell di..”

(SFX:  FANS EXPLODE~!)

GHEORGHE:  “OH MY!!! PAYNE …. PAYNE WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN AND CHAOS GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR BELOW!”

JIVE:  “No, dammit! No!”

GHEORGHE:  “There were no ring ropes for Chaos to hit!  He’s down on the floor below!  Payne on the mat in the ring …. The fans are on their feet trying to get Payne up!”

JULIUS:  “I can’t believe he had enough energy to block the suplex … he would have went through that table if he didn’t… but to then suplex a man like Chaos …. Incredible.”

GHEORGHE:  “The PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship … it brings out something special in those who want it…. And these two men are here tonight putting everything on the line.”

JIVE:  “Chaos … Chaos just grabbed the apron! He’s trying to pull himself up!”

JULIUS:  “He tried … but his leg gave out on him!  I think he might have damaged it even more when Payne suplexed him out of the ring!”

GHEORGHE:  “He’s clutching his knee …. Jason Payne still down …”

(SFX:  FANS POP HUUUUUGE~!)

GHEORGHE:  “NO!! PAYNE!! PAYNE JUST ROLLED TO HIS STOMACH …. HE’S PUSHING HIMSELF UP!”

JULIUS:  “Payne reaching down deep to get to his feet …. I’ve never seen him so determined.”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne…. HE JUST GRABBED A BRICK!”

JIVE:  “CHAOS IS UP!”

GHEORGHE:  “The P©X champion is up ….. AND HERE COMES JASON PAYNE!”

(SFX:  FANS EXPLODE~!)

GHEORGHE:  “PAYNE FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE …. AND SMASHES THE BARBWIRED BRICK INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!”

JULIUS:  “That barbwire just ripped a big chunk of Chaos’ lip! He’s got a huge gash now.”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne … PAYNE IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!”

JIVE:  “Someone stop him!! Drop some more fire!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne … ‘the Dog of War’ ….. he’s rolling Chaos back into the ring!”

JULIUS:  “I think he might try to end this thing…”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne…”

(SFX:  THUD~!  THUD~! THUD~!)

JULIUS:  “The crates!! The crates from the scaffold were just pushed off and they fell into the ring!”

GHEORGHE:  “Those things must weigh a pretty good amount .. they’re solid wood!”

JIVE:  “Thank god … I think if anything else fell into the ring the ring would collapse!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne …. He grabs Chaos!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos fighting back!”

GHEORGHE:  “Where is he getting the strength!?  Chaos and Jason Payne … trading blows!”

JIVE:  “Both men are worn out!  Those fists are sluggish to say the least!”

JULIUS:  “Please, try to say less then.”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos with a right …. Payne with a right …. Chaos … NO!  Payne blocked!  Jason Payne now with a flurry of fists!  PAYNE…..”

(SFX:  CROWD EXPLODES~!)

GHEORGHE:  “MY GOD!! PAYNE GRABBED CHAOS AND SPUN HIM AROUND FOR THE SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!”

JIVE:  “No!  Chaos can’t go out like this!!  He’s the P©X champion for Christ sakes!”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne with the cover …………….. ONE ……………………. TWO …………………….. THREE!!!”

JIVE:  “DAMMIT!”

JULIUS:  “No!! Chaos!  The champion got out!”

GHEORGHE:  “How did he do it?!  How do they do it?!  The challenger … the P©X champion …. After all that’s happened to both men tonight … this match is still going!”

JULIUS:  “But both men are drained.. they’re still on the mat … and neither looks like they’re going to be able to ….”

(SFX:  CROWD POPS HUGE~!~!~!)

GHEORGHE:  “Wait!  Jason Payne….. Payne sat up!”

(CUTTO:  Close up of Payne’s face, bloodied and battered.  He looks like he’s in another world.)

JIVE:  “Is he even conscious?  I can’t tell!”

GHEORGHE:  “Now ‘the Dog of War’ …. HE’s ON HIS FEET! PAYNE IS UP!”

JULIUS:  “He just stumbled into one of those crates…. And he tossed it upside down!”

JIVE:  “He doesn’t know where he is….”

GHEORGHE:  “Payne now … he is leaning on the crate ….. he needs to focus on finishing this match.  The PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship is within his reach!”

JULIUS:  “I don’t know if he can focus on anything but keeping himself vertical right now…”

JIVE:  “Chaos! Get up!  Save your title!”

GHEORGHE:  “After everything that he did tonight … Chaos lying on the mat in what’s left of that table!”

JIVE:  “Payne’s moving!”

GHEORGHE:  “Jason Payne slowly making his way to Chaos!  Payne reaches down ….”

(SFX: JEERS~~!)

JULIUS:  “Chaos playing opossum!”

GHEORGHE:  “AND CHAOS GRABBED ONE OF THOSE BRICKS AND SLAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF PAYNE!! THE DOG OF WAR IS DOWN!”

JIVE:  “I wouldn’t say Chaos was playing opossum!  He’s still down, too!”

GHEORGHE:  “Desperation move by Chaos … and it might have saved him from certain defeat.”

JULIUS:  “Absolute carnage in the ring right now .. the referee I think is debating on whether or not to stop the match.”

JIVE:  “He can’t!  The referee is obligated to see this match to its conclusion under the stipulations of the P©X rules!”

GHEORGHE:  “It’s the truth… the match ends when someone is pinned or submits..”

(SFX:  Fans jeer!)

GHEORGHE:  “CHAOS!  Chaos turned himself over!  He’s trying to get to his feet!”

JULIUS:  “If he gets to his feet before Payne … this match is definitely over!”

GHEORGHE:  “WAIT! JASON PAYNE!  HE JUST MOVED!”

CROWD:  “DOG OF WAR! DOG OF WAR! DOG OF WAR!”

GHEORGHE:  “The crowd on their feet … and they’re trying to get Payne up!”

JIVE:  “But Chaos is getting up!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos … he’s up! THE P©X CHAMPION IS ON HIS FEET!”

JIVE:  “Payne!  Payne sat up!”

JULIUS:  “Chaos resting on the crate …. And Jason Payne is struggling to get to his feet!”

GHEORGHE:  “He needs to be careful! Chaos is behind him!”

JIVE:  “Payne’s up!  Chaos grabs him!”

GHEORGHE:  “Chaos spins him around!”

(SFX:  CROWD ORGASMS~!~!~!~!)

GHEORGHE:  “WAIT!!! PAYNE WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT!!! HE GRABS CHAOS!!!”

(SFX:  DEAFNESS ENSUES~!)

GHEORGHE:  “PAYNE KILLER!!!! PAYNE KILLER RIGHT THROUGH THE WOODEN CRATE!!! CHAOS IS DOWN! THE P©X CHAMPION IS DOWN!!! ONE ………………………………………. TWO ………………………………………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(SFX:  Bell rings as the entire ship is rocked by the fans’ reaction!)

GHEORGHE:  “MY GOD HE DID IT!! JASON PAYNE DEFEATED CHAOS!”

JACOBS:  “The winner of “the Sky is Falling” match ……. And NEW New ERA of Wrestling PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion ….”

(CUEUP:  “Dogs of War” by Pink Floyd.)

JACOBS:  “ ‘The Dog of War’ ………….. JASON ……………… PAYNE!!!”

GHEORGHE:  “WHAT A MATCH!”

JIVE:  “But!! This …. This can’t be happening!”

JULIUS:  “The referee has the P©X championship belt …. And he lays it across Jason Payne’s body!”

GHEORGHE:  “Finally the medical team is out here …….. ladies and gentlemen…. What you just saw ….. simply breath taking!  Congratulations to Jason Payne… the new P©X champion … and saying that he deserves the victory is a gross understatement!”

JIVE:  “How the hell is the rest of the night going to keep pace with this match?”

GHEORGHE:  “I’m still in shock …. That … was …. Wow.”

JULIUS:  “Chaos and Payne now being attended to by the medical team… and they’re bringing out TWO stretchers!”

(CUTTO:  The two stretcher teams coming out.)

GHEORGHE: “Let’s just hope that Payne will be cleared to wrestle after tonight… BANNED in the US continues, nonetheless… and we got another hell of a match coming up …”

(The camera cuts to Jason Tripp who is in the middle of taking a sip from his coffee has the picture of the Molotov cocktail in mid-air turns to grey. Tripp places his coffee cup on the table and nods his head.)

TRIPP:  “Yes, an incredible display.  While Chaos has decided to take some time off to recoup from years of battle as PCX champion, I’m sure Jason Payne will continue to do the division proud.  The following match caught viewers by surprise, to say the least.”

(CUTTO:  Split screen of Shawn Hart and Jonathan Marx.)

TRIPP:  “After entering the ring as the first man in the BattleBRAWL rumble at New ERA’s BattleBRAWL 2 pay per view, Shawn Hart outlasted every other competitor to win and receive a World Heavyweight championship shot at a time of his choosing.  No one, especially World Heavyweight champion “Gentleman” Jonathan Marx, expected him to exercise that right only moments after signing the contract at the very next RAUCOUS in Nassau.”

(CUTTO:  The stunned look of Jonathan Marx.)

TRIPP:  “But that’s exactly what happened.  What was billed as the Special Contract Signing Event turned into an impromptu World Heavyweight championship match .. and here it is, in its entirety.”

( continued... )