GHEORGHE: “AND JONATHAN MARX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ALISTER HAYZE!!!”
JIVE: “No!!! Hayze foiled DREDD’s chances of going to the final two!!”
GHEORGHE: “JOHN DOE WITH RAGE IN HIS EYES …. AND HE CHARGES …. CROSS BODY BLOCK……. NOOOO!!!”
LaROQUE: “HAYZE SIDESTEPS HIM AND JOHN DOE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!”
JIVE: “JONATHAN MARX CAUGHT HIM!!!! Marx ROLLS HIM BACK IN THE RING!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jonathan Marx caught John Doe as he flew over the top rope .. and put him back in the ring saving him from being eliminated!!!”
JIVE: “Now THAT’s teamwork!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee now escorting both El Arco Iris AND Jonathan Marx to the back … AND EL ARCO IRIS IS VERY HEATED AND YELLING AT MARX!”
LaROQUE: “Iris didn’t even have a SHOT as Marx clotheslined him after Hayze ducked out of the way…”
GHEORGHE: “JASON PAYNE HAS CAUGHT DISTRIBUTOR OF PAIN ….”
JIVE: “Heheh…”
GHEORGHE: “AND HE SENDS HIM TO THE CORNER …. JASON PAYNE CHARGES IN …. AND DISTRIBUTOR OF PAIN PUTS UP THE BOOT!!!”
LaROQUE: “BUT JASON PAYNE STOPS SHORT!!!”
GHEORGHE: “JASON PAYNE GRABS THE LEG OF DISTRIBUTOR OF PAIN ……… AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!”
JIVE: “Jason Payne … just eliminated … the Distributor of … Pain….”
GHEORGHE: “We get it, Nick .. but no one else thought it was funny.”
JIVE: “I thought it was ironic.”
LaROQUE: “AND NOW CAMERON CRUISE IS BEHIND JASON PAYNE … and he’s trying to get HIM out!”
JIVE: “Cruise better just give up on it … I don’t think he’s going to get Jason Payne out anytime soon!”
GHEORGHE: “AND HERE COMES JOHN DOE!!! JOHN DOE IS GRABBING CRUISE’s LEG!!!”
LaROQUE: “And now Cruise lets go of Jason Payne … and he turns around …. John Doe has the leg of Cameron Cruise …. AND CRUISE LEVELS HIM WITH AN ENZIGUIRI!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now gets away from the ropes … AND HE GOES AFTER ALISTER HAYZE!!! Hayze still trying to catch his breath … AND JASON PAYNE GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST …. SIDEWALK SLAM!”
JIVE: “I guess anything at this point is likely to do a little more damage than usual!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne gets to his feet … AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN IS NOW OVER TRYING TO HELP CAMERON CRUISE ELIMINATE JOHN DOE!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!!)
JIVE: “It’s Phil Macintosh!”
GHEORGHE: “Macintosh runs down the rampway … and this is his second New ERA event … and what an event its been so far!”
LaROQUE: “Macintosh slides into the ring … AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER JASON PAYNE! Jason Payne and Phil Macintosh meet in the center of the ring … AND MACINTOSH WITH A BEAUTIFUL CARRY OVER SLAM THAT CAUGHT JASON PAYNE OFF GUARD!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise picks John Doe back up … AND NOW CRUISE HAS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JOHN DOE IS DANGLING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING …. AND CRUISE WITH AN ELBOW THAT DROPS DOE OFF!!”
JIVE: “NO! Doe landed on the apron and rolled back in!”
LaROQUE: “Cameron Cruise shakes the ring ropes in disgust … and now he is stomping a mudhole in Doe!”
GHEORGHE: “Phil Macintosh goes over to Alister Hayze …. He picks up Hayze … AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!”
JIVE: “Cameron Cruise now over and he takes Macintosh …”
GHEORGHE: “AND HE TAKES HIM RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! Phil Macintosh TOTALLY caught off guard!”
LaROQUE: “AND MACINTOSH IS PISSED! He just grabbed the chair away from Carl Jacobs …. AND MACINTOSH SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING ….. AND LEVELS CAMERON CRUISE WITH THE CHAIR!!! HERE COMES JASON PAYNE …….. AND HE LEVELS PAYNE AS WELL!!!”
JIVE: “And the Phantom Republican just ripped the chair away from him…”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN NAILS PHIL MACINTOSH WITH THE CHAIR AND PUSHES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!! Officials come down from the back and they are escorting a verrrrrrrry woozy Phil Macintosh to the back!”
JIVE: “Cameron Cruise has now eliminated FOUR men, guys …”
GHEORGHE: “Cruise drew #2 here tonight .. and after Jared Wells eliminated himself … has been on a rampage!”
LaROQUE: “But the men who drew numbers three and four are ALSO still in this match as Alister Hayze and the Phantom Republican have outlasted a lot of men…”
GHEORGHE: “There are only three men left … and one of them is MWG…”
JIVE: “And I’m sure he’ll have the spirit of Johny Havens with him tonight!”
LaROQUE: “I never liked that kid …”
JIVE: “Yea, seriously .. who spells their name Johny with ONE n?”
GHEORGHE: “Uh guys?”
LaROQUE / JIVE: “Yea?”
GHEORGHE: “He sorta blew his brains out on live TV …. Can you give him a little respect?”
(LaRoque and Jive look at each other then laugh.)
GHEORGHE: “John Doe up … and he walks over to Cameron Cruise who is still on the mat … AND JOHN DOE IS NOW SITTING ON CRUISE’s BACK WITH ONE ARM IN THE AIR!!! John Doe showing the utmost disrespect to Cameron Cruise …. AND NOW HE IS SLAPPING CRUISE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!”
JIVE: “The Phantom Republican now is coming over to John Doe …”
GHEORGHE: "Doe hops off Cameron Cruise … AND THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN AND JOHN DOE LOCK UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!”
LaROQUE: “AND ALISTER HAYZE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES …. AND TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK!!! Alister Hayze is the only man standing in the ring right now!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!)
LaROQUE: “And it’s Jay!”
GHEORGHE: “Jay draws a GREAT number …. And he has history with both The Phantom Republican AND Alister Hayze…”
JIVE: “Hopefully The Phantom Republican will take both of them out … make my life a little easier.”
LaROQUE: “Oh how hard can your life be?”
JIVE: “I have to call Jane Doe matches…. I mean, COME ON!”
GHEORGHE: “Jay slides into the ring ….. AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER ALISTER HAYZE!!! Alister Hayze turns around … AND JAY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! Jay now jumping to the top rope …. AND HE COMES OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!!”
LaROQUE: “And Alister Hayze looks like he just got hit by a truck! Jay is the freshest man in the ring right now … and he could easily eliminate everyone.."
GHEORGHE: “That means that there are only two men left …”
JIVE: “ MWG! MWG! MWG!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne finally getting to his feet … as is the Phantom Republican … AND THEY NAIL EACH OTHER WITH FISTS AND BOTH FALL TO THE MAT!”
LaROQUE: “You can see how much of a toll this match is taking on each man in the ring right now … Jay sees both men go down … and now he comes over … AND JAY DROPS THE KNEE RIGHT IN THE FACE OF THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN!! Jay picks the Phantom Republican up … AND HE TOSSES HIM IN THE CORNER …. And JAY CLIMBS TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND STARTS WAILING AWAY ON THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN!”
CROWD: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI…”
GHEORGHE: “NOOO!! THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN GRABBED THE LEGS OF JAY AND JUST TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
LaROQUE: “I said it earlier … going even a little bit on the turnbuckles is NOT a smart idea … and The Phantom Republican finally proves me right!”
GHEORGHE: “Jay fell from a good amount in the air all the way to the arena floor … and the referees now checking on him …”
JIVE: “He looks fine so now the referees are picking him up and escorting him to the back!”
GHEORGHE: “AND JASON PAYNE NOW UP AND HE IS OVER THERE TRYING TO DUMP THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN OVER THE TOP!”
LaROQUE: “The Phantom Republican’s feet are off the mat … AND HE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO HOLD ON TO THE ROPES!”
JIVE: “Here comes Cameron Cruise!”
GHEORGHE: “CRUISE HAS A HOLD OF JASON PAYNE AND HE IS TRYING TO GET HIM OVER!”
JIVE: “AND NOW ALISTER HAYZE IS TRYING TO FLIP THEM ALL OVER!”
LaROQUE: “John Doe gets to his feet and sees all this happening … and John Doe is going into the opposite corner … AND JOHN DOE IS TAKING A BREATHER!”
JIVE: “John Doe might not be intelligent all the time … but tonight it looks like he took a smart pill!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!)
GHEORGHE: “AND HERE COMES GHOSTRIN!!!”
JIVE: “Ghostrin’s first New ERA event .. and he draws the next to last number in the rumble for the Television championship! What luck!”
GHEORGHE: “Ghostrin now taking his sweet time before he gets to the ring …. AND GHOSTRIN IS NOW TYING HIS BOOTLACES!”
LaROQUE: “Until Ghostrin steps into the ring he can’t be eliminated …. So I guess he is going to take as much time as he needs!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise now rakes the eyes of Alister Hayze and Hayze stumbles away from the mess … and now Cameron Cruise gives up and comes out after Hayze … AND CRUISE FROM BEHIND ….. GRABS THE HEAD OF ALISTER HAYZE AND HITS AN INVERTED SUPLEX! Alister Hayze’s face just went SPLAT into the mat!”
JIVE: “And hopefully his body will go splat on the arena floor!”
LaROQUE: “Ghostrin still hasn’t made it into the ring yet as he’s STRETCHING on the outside …”
GHEORGHE: “Wait a minute!! John Doe notices Ghostrin on the outside …. AND HE SLIDES OUT THE SIDE OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “John Doe is eliminated!”
LaROQUE: “No .. Doe went through the bottom rope .. he’s okay.”
JIVE: “Damn.”
GHEORGHE: “Ghostrin now jawing at some fans …. AND JOHN DOE COMES UP FROM BEHIND HIM ….. AND HE THROWS HIM IN THE RING BY HIS TIGHTS!!!”
JIVE: “That’s not fair!”
GHEORGHE: “GHOSTRIN GETS UP AND TURNS AROUND …. AND NOW HE’s YELLING AT JOHN DOE!!”
LaROQUE: “I’d be carrreeffffulll…”
GHEORGHE: “Ghostrin now bending over the top rope trying to grab at Doe …. AND JOHN DOE GRABS AHOLD OF THE ARM OF GHOSTRIN …. AND YANKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! GHOSTRIN HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED!”
JIVE: “And Ghostrin is up .. and the referees are escorting him to the back … but he thinks that Doe was eliminated!! Ghostrin telling the referees but they’re letting him know that Doe slid underneath … AND JOHN DOE IS WAVING GOODBYE TO GHOSTRIN AS HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING! John Doe tricked Ghostrin!”
GHEORGHE: “Ghostrin storms up the rampway … and John Doe gets back into the ring … AND NOW HE SPEARS CAMERON CRUISE AS CRUISE WAS GETTING TO HIS FEET!”
CROWD: “TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!”
JIVE: “And here comes the last man in!!! The number one contender … and soon to be NEW ERA TELEVISION CHAMPION!!”
(SFX: BUZZ!!!!)
LaROQUE: “And MWG COMES SPRINTING DOWN THE RAMP AND … WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING?”
GHEORGHE: “MWG is wearing a “IN MEMORY OF …. JOHNY HAVENS!” shirt!!! By God this man has no class!”
JIVE: “I think we already knew that, Tom.”
GHEORGHE: “MWG slides underneath the bottom rope …. AND MWG JUST MAULED ALISTER HAYZE!!! MWG IS STADDLING ALISTER HAYZE!”
JIVE: “Jesus please don’t let this be a replay of when they were last in this position..”
LaROQUE: “Didn’t MWG plant a wet one on Alister Hayze?”
JIVE: “DON’T REMIND ME!”
GHEORGHE: “MWG takes the head of Alister Hayze and he IS LICKING HIS LIPS …… BUT MWG JUST STARTS BASHING THE HEAD OF HAYZE INTO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “THANK GOD!”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen, one of the men in that ring will be our new Television champion!”
LaROQUE: “Cameron Cruise has been in there for over 30 minutes now …. And Alister Hayze and Phantom Republican are coming up on 30 minutes themselves!”
JIVE: “There are six men left!”
GHEORGHE: “MWG gets off Alister Hayze and he picks him up … MWG points to the ropes … AND HE SENDS ALISTER HAYZE …. NO!!! The Phantom Republican is in the way …. HAYZE HITS THE REPUBLICAN AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN!”
LaROQUE: “MWG just shrugs his shoulders… AND NOW HE TURNS TO CAMERON CRUISE!! AND LOOK AT THE LOOK ON MWG’s FACE!”
JIVE: “MWG was in love with Beau Michaels before Michaels broke his heart … and then Cruise married Michaels… kinda.”
GHEORGHE: “MWG CHARGES AT CAMERON CRUISE …. AND HE IS BEATING AWAY ON HIS BODY …. AND … AND …. IS MWG CRYING?!”
LaROQUE: “It’s tough to tell, Tom ….”
GHEORGHE: “MWG is going HOUSE on Cameron Cruise …. And he picks him up ….. AND MWG IS BITING THE HAND OF CAMERON CRUISE!”
JIVE: “You don’t know where that hands been! Or … maybe he does!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise now uses his other hand … and he’s got ahold of MWG’s hair ….. CRUISE NOW YANKS MWG OFF OF HIS HAND ….. AND PULLS HIM TO THE MAT!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne is now up … AND PAYNE HAS JOHN DOE!! Jason Payne lifts John Doe up …………… AND NAILS HIM WITH THE PAYNE KILLER AGAIN!!! That’s twice in this match that John Doe has fallen victim to the Payne Killer!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne brings John Doe to his feet …. AND HE TOSSES HIM TO THE ROPES ……… BUT THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN GETS IN THE WAY AGAIN!!! John Doe and the Phantom Republican knock heads and BOTH go down!”
JIVE: “Jason Payne now is shaking his head … AND HE’s GOING AFTER THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN!”
LaROQUE: “That’s twice that Jason Payne’s attempt to eliminate someone has failed because the Phantom Republican has gotten in his way…”
JIVE: “The Phantom Republican should be more careful … afterall Jason Payne is a Republican, too! You don’t want him switching parties because of you!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne picks up the Phantom Republican ….. THE PAYNE KILLER!!! Jason Payne hits the Payne Killer on the Phantom Republican ….. AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “NOOO!! The Phantom Republican was voted out of office by his own party!”
LaROQUE: “The Phantom Republican put up a HELL of a fight tonight … but in the end he just didn’t have the political capital!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise now …. CRUISE DRIVES THE KNEE INTO PAYNE’s BACK …. AND PAYNE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!”
JIVE: “But Payne held on!!! Jason Payne slides back through the ropes … AND HE ATTACKS CAMERON CRUISE!”
GHEORGHE: “Cruise turned away from Jason Payne … AND NOW JASON PAYNE HITS THE PAYNE KILLER ON CAMERON CRUISE!!! Jason Payne now pulling Cameron Cruise up from the mat … AND HE’s GOING TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP!”
LaROQUE: “NO! ALISTER HAYZE IS THERE AND HE MAKES THE STOP!”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze with a shot to the gut … AND NOW ALISTER HAYZE HOPS ON JASON PAYNE AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER! Alister Hayze is trying to put Jason Payne to sleep!”
JIVE: “Jason Payne has been in the ring a long time himself, so it shouldn’t take long for him to go out!”
LaROQUE: “ Alister Hayze fighting with Jason Payne to get him down to the mat … AND JASON PAYNE GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!! Jason Payne is almost out!”
GHEORGHE: “ MWG comes over … and he’s got Cameron Cruise!! MWG ….. MWG …. MWG GRABS AHOLD OF CRUISE’s CROTCH!!! Cameron Cruise lets out a yelp … AND MWG STICKS HIS FINGERS DOWN CRUISE’s THROAT!!! MWG HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW ON CAMERON CRUISE!!!”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne on the other side is almost to the mat ….. BUT HE DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO ALISTER HAYZE’s stomach! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD!! Alister Hayze breaks the sleeper attempt and starts walking away from Jason Payne ….. AND JASON PAYNE CATCHES HAYZE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!”
JIVE: “AND HAYZE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!”
GHEORGHE: “ALISTER HAYZE FALLS TO THE ARENA FLOOR AND THE FANS IN THE ARENA ARE SHOCKED!”
LaROQUE: “I can’t believe it! Alister Hayze has lasted so long that I thought he was going to walk out with the championship! Now that only leaves Cameron Cruise … Cruise who entered number two … but he’s got his hands … or rather his mouth full at the moment … so I wouldn’t be surprised if he were the next to go!”
GHEORGHE: “The referees helping Alister Hayze up … and Hayze looks extremely disappointed!”
JIVE: “YEA GO CRY HOME TO YOUR MOMMA!”
GHEORGHE: “We are down to FOUR!! Cameron Cruise, who has been in the ring now for almost FOURTY MINUTES …. Jason Payne … John Doe …. And MWG ….”
JIVE: “Now get rid of Doe, and I say any of those men would be GREAT champions!”
LaROQUE: “I think Cameron Cruise is about to gag all over himself and MWG ….”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe getting behind MWG …… AND JOHN DOE GRABS MWG OFF OF HIM …… JOHN DOE WITH THE ATOMIC DROP …. And JASON PAYNE COMES FROM THE FRONT AND CLOTHESLINES MWG TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “AND NOW JOHN DOE CLOBBERS PAYNE WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne shoots back at John Doe …. And Doe comes back with a right …. BUT PAYNE WITH A LEFT …. PAYNE WITH A RIGHT ….. JASON PAYNE WINDS UP AND KNOCKS JOHN DOE TO THE MAT!”
LaROQUE: “John Doe shouldn’t try to get into a fight with Jason Payne … that’s just asking to be unconscious.”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne picking up John Doe …. HE BRINGS HIM UP ….. AND DOWN WITH AN INVERTED PILEDRIVER!! Did you hear John Doe’s head hit the mat?!”
JIVE: “I think his head just popped …. When’s he going to start flying around the arena?”
LaROQUE: “Jason Payne gets up …. AND JASON PAYNE MAKES THE CUT MOTION ACROSS HIS THROAT!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne picks up John Doe …… he gets a running start ……. AND JASON PAYNE TOSSES JOHN DOE OVER THE TOP ROPE …… AND JOHN DOE LANDS ON TOP OF THE BARRIER!!! HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS BACK!”
JIVE: “YES!!! FINALLY DOE IS GONE!!!”
GHEORHGE: “And we are down to THREE!!!”
LaROQUE: “And Cameron Cruise is STILL in this thing!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise not looking too good … he’s finally getting to his feet …”
LaROQUE: “And Jason Payne in the meanwhile has met up in the ring with MWG …. Jason Payne grabs MWG by the tights …. AND HE RIPS THE JOHNY HAVENS SHIRT RIGHT OFF HIS TORSO!”
(SFX: Crowd gasps…)
GHEORGHE: “WHAT THE ….”
JIVE: “HE’s WEARING A BALL AND CHAIN LEATHER DADDY SUIT!”
GHEORGHE: “MWG looks down … and now looks at Jason Payne …. AND MWG is winking at Jason Payne!!!”
JIVE: “HE’s A REPUBLICAN FOR CHRIST’s SAKES!”
GHEORGHE: “AND JASON PAYNE GRABS AHOLD OF MWG’s HAIR ……”
(SFX: Crowd groans!)
LaROQUE: “CAMERON CRUISE COMES UP FROM BEHIND JASON PAYNE …. AND NAILS HIM IN THE NUTS!”
JIVE: “None of these guys are going to reproduce after this thing is over…”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne drops to his knees …. And MWG’s eyes just lit up!”
LaROQUE: “Wait …. CAMERON CRUISE JUST LEVELED MWG WITH A QUICK TO THE NUTS!”
JIVE: “What is Cameron’s fascination with nut shots all of a sudden …. I think he DOES enjoy his marriage!”
GHEORGHE: “MWG falls to the ground …. And Cameron Cruise now has Jason Payne ….. CRUISE BRINGS PAYNE OVER TO THE ROPES ….. AND HE IS TRYING TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP!!!”
JIVE: “If Cruise can get Payne over … then he’d be one step closer to winning the championship .. in his New ERA DEBUT!”
GHEORGHE: “JASON PAYNE ALMOST OVER …. WAIT A MINUTE!”
(MWG kips up and flashes a bright smile … he then pulls a cup out of his pants and kisses it before tossing it out of the ring!)
JIVE: “HE WAS WEARING A CUP!”
GHEORGHE: “CAMERON CRUISE HAS NO CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON ….”
LaROQUE: “MWG bounces off the far ropes …..”
GHEORGHE: “AND MWG CHARGES AT CAMERON CRUISE AND JASON PAYNE ……. RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO CAMERON CRUISE!!!”
(SFX: FANS POP HUGE!)
GHEORGHE: “CAMERON CRUISE AND JASON PAYNE BOTH GO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE …………… AND THEY HIT THE FLOOR!!!! BY GOD MWG HAS WON THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings! MWG falls to his knees and throws his hands in the air!)
JIVE: “He’s done it! He’s finally done it!”
GHEORGHE: “MWG with a running knee lift that used Cameron’s own momentum against him …. AND MWG ELIMINATES BOTH MEN TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!”
LaROQUE: “WHAT A MATCH! Cameron Cruise lasted almost an HOUR in that ring, Tom …. And I’m sure even though he didn’t win the championship … he will be VERY proud of his accomplishment!”
JIVE: “Likewise with Jason Payne … these two men made their DEBUT here at BattleBRAWL … and they fought to the final three!”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen …. MWG has just been given the Television championship …. AND HE HAS JUST STUCK IT DOWN HIS PANTS!! MWG HAS ONE HALF OF THE championship IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS!!”
JACOBS: “The winner of this BattleBRAWL rumble …. And the recipient of the FIRST EVER BattleBRAWL Championship Cup … as WELL as the NEW ERA of WRESTLING TELEVISION CHAMPION ....... EM DUBBYA GEE!!”
GHEORGHE: “Both Cameron Cruise and Jason Payne are lying on the arena floor .. and I think its just hit them what has happened … congratulations to MWG on his victory … hopefully he will bring some … well this doesn’t sound right … but hopefully he’ll bring some stability to the championship.”
LaROQUE: “Well gentlemen, its been a pleasure … but I am off .. I gotta make some finalizations for venues in Canada for our All-Canada TOUR …”
JIVE: “Have fun .. and tap MWG on the ass for me on the way by!”
GHEORGHE: “What a match … what .. a … match … ladies and gentlemen … as you can see … the Steel Cage is being lowered … because up next … is the STEEL CAGE BRAWL for the New ERA World Heavyweight championship …”
