(SFX: CROWD EXPLODES!)
GHEORGHE: “NO! NO! NOOOO! TACT KICKED OUT AGAIN!”
MARCEAU: “JESUS!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is irate … AND HE GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE SHIRT!”
JIVE: “Uh-oh .. if there’s one thing you don’t do .. it’s touch the referee.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos has the referee by the shirt … and I think the referee is about to piss his pants… Chaos yelling at him .. and finally he lets him go!”
JULIUS: “Is that a puddle?”
GHEORGHE: “No it is not! Tact looks to be bleeding from about every possible orifice.. and now Chaos … CHAOS IS HEADING BACK INTO THE RING! Chaos lifts his arms in the air as the fans here in Madison Square Garden are showing their displeasure … and boy are they ever unhappy!”
MARCEAU: “Their little hometown hero is getting his ass handed to him seven ways from Sunday.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos taking his time …. AND HE IS GRABBING A HANDFULL OF LIGHTTUBES! He has about five of them in his hands …. AND NOW HE IS CHUCKING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE BODY OF LARRY TACT!”
JIVE: “I hope there’s an ambulance on call for Larry Tact … that and a priest to read him his last rights!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos steps over the top rope …. He goes to the corner and measures Tact … Chaos runs AND FLIES OFF THE ARPON WITH A BIG ELBO---NOOOOO!!! LARRY TACT ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND CHAOS NAILED THE ARENA FLOOR WITH THE ELBOW!”
JULIUS: “And he just nailed all the shards of glass that are on the arena floor!”
GHEORGHE: “MY GOD WHAT CARNAGE!”
(SFX: Crowd starts chanting “LAR-RY! LAR-RY!”)
MARCEAU: “Get me about 20,000 muzzles NOW!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans are on their feet and they are chanting the former World Champion’s name ….. AND TACT JUST SAT UP! The crowd is going BANANAS! I don’t know where he is getting the strength … but Larry Tact is trying to get on his feet!”
JULIUS: “Chaos is still on the arena floor holding his elbow..”
GHEORGHE: “LARRY TACT IS UP! TACT GRABS THE CHAIR ….”
(SFX: *CRACK!*)
GHEORGHE: “AND HE JUST SMACKED IT RIGHT DOWN ON THE SKULL OF THE P©X CHAMPION!”
(SFX: *CRACK!* *CRACK!*)
GHEORGHE: “TWO MORE TIMES! My GOD!”
JIVE: “It looks like that chair weighs about a thousand pounds the way Tact is carrying it.”
GHEORGHE: “Larry Tact brings Chaos to his feet … and he sends him flying with an irish whip .. NO! REVERSAL BY CHAOS…… RE-REVERSAL BY LARRY TACT AND CHAOS GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!”
(SFX: Fans scream louder than ever!)
GHEORGHE: “AND LARRY TACT GRABS A LIGHTTUBE …..”
(SFX: *CRACK!*)
GHEORGHE: “RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF CHAOS! Chaos is down on one knee …. AND NOW LARRY TACT IS ON THE APRON! Tact is in the far corner …”
JIVE: “But Chaos is back up to his feet!”
(SFX: CROWD ORGASMS ABOUT 20 TIMES!)
JULIUS: “HOLY SHIT!”
GHEORGHE: “LARRY TACT!!! TACT WITH A RUNNING PLANCHA ONTO CHAOS ……… AND THEY BOTH WENT CRASHING ON TOP OF THE TABLE AND BROKE RIGHT THROUGH!!! BOTH MEN ARE LYING ON THE ARENA FLOOR IN BETWEEN TWO HALVES OF THE TABLE … AND SURROUNDED BY BROKEN LIGHTTUBES!”
MARCEAU: “I’m going to have Tact’s head for this!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee looking truly concerned for both men …. BUT TACT THROWS HIS ARM OVER THE BODY OF CHAOS! ONE …………….. TWO ………………. THREE—”
(SFX: Crowd POPS!)
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS KICKS OUT! HOW DID HE DO IT?!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe this! I never thought that Tact would last this long!”
GHEORGHE: “Larry Tact …. He’s getting to his feet … and how he’s bringing Chaos up … AND HE ROLLS CHAOS INTO THE RING! Tact taking a minute to catch his breath … and he’s climbing the stairs to the apron.”
JULIUS: “BUT CHAOS IS SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET!!! CHAOS IS CHARGING TOWARDS TACT!”
(SFX: Crowd nearly has a collective heart attack!)
GHEORGHE: “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYY LOOOOOORD! LARRY TACT SAW CHAOS COMING AT THE LAST MINUTE AND PULLED DOWN THE TOP ROPE SENDING CHAOS FLYING OVER TO THE OUTSIDE ……. AND CRASHING THROUGH ANOTHER TABLE!!!”
JIVE: “LOOK AT THE BLOOD POURING FROM CHAOS’ BODY!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos looks severely beaten .. but so doesn’t Tact! Tact who has taken so much punishment from Chaos thus far has finally got the momentum in his corner … AND TACT IS HEADING TO THE TOP!!!”
MARCEAU: “NOW WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans have not sat down yet ……”
(SFX: By now the announcer’s must be deaf.)
GHEORGHE: “DIVE TO BLUE!!! LARRY TACT NAILS THE TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!! ONE ………………. TWO …………………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE!)
JULIUS: “NO FUCKING WAY!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS GOT THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!”
MARCEAU: “You can sing the praises of Larry Tact all you want .. but THAT MAN .. Chaos .. the P©X Champion .. is the REAL hero tonight!”
GHEORGHE: “Both men are on the arena floor .. the ring and the surrounding area are like a war zone … and the scaffold that sits 12 feet above the ring .. and the barbwire spiderweb that sits 2 feet below that .. have still not been used!”
JIVE: “I don’t even want to know what the hell they’ll do to each other if they even get that far!”
(The camera cuts to a shot showing Larry Tact and Chaos lying next to each other on the arena floor. Both men’s blood seeming to clot as their wounds are not bleeding as profusely as before. Their eyes are open as you see their chests rise and fall at a quick pace.)
GHEORGHE: “Both men are conscious .. and that in and of itself is a miracle .. they have been through hell so far … we’ve seen dozens of lighttubes broken … almost half of the 250 that were originally out here … two tables … a chair … what else can they possible do… what more can they possibly handle?”
MARCEAU: “This match is not going to end until Larry Tact is on a stretcher, a neckbrace around his head. Mark my words.”
GHEORGHE: “The crowd is chanting Tact’s name once more … but neither man has made a move.”
JULIUS: “I’m starting to wonder if all that’s happened so far has taken too much a toll on them.”
GHEORGHE: “WAIT A MINUTE! CHAOS IS HAS JUST TURNED OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH! CHAOS IS PUSHING HIMSELF UP!”
MARCEAU: “He’s a monster!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now grabbing Larry Tact .. and he rolls him into the ring! AND NOW CHAOS IS BACK IN THE RING! Chaos bends to pick Tact up….. SMALL PACKAGE BY THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! ONE! TWO! NOOOOO—KICKOUT BY CHAOS!”
MARCEAU: “That referee is DEFINITELY getting a pink slip as soon as this match is over! That was the quickest count I’ve seen in my life!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos on his feet and he kicks Tact right in the .. NO! TACT WITH A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! LARRY TACT ON TOP OF THE P©X CHAMPION AND HE IS POUNDING AWAY ON THE FACE! Chaos is trying to block his face … but he can’t! Tact is getting in some great shots … BUT CHAOS WITH A TWO HANDED SHOVE AND TACT GOES FLYING BACK!”
JIVE: “Chaos still has a lot of strength left in him.. if I were Tact, I’d head for the hills.”
JULIUS: “If you were Tact, Juliet wouldn’t even had to have this match because you’d be at home sucking your thumb in fear!”
GHEORGHE: “You know .. anything they do in that ring is going to hurt both men .. there are glass shards all over the place in there.”
JIVE: “Yea, but Chaos has protection.. he’s taped himself pretty nicely.”
JULIUS: “That hasn’t helped that much thus far…”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos on one knee trying to get to his feet … BUT LARRY TACT IS THERE! TACT WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD! TACT GRABS THE WAIST OF CHAOS ……… MY GOD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! HOW DID HE GET HIM OVER?!”
JIVE: “I don’t know .. but he’s covering!”
GHEORGHE: “ONE ………….. TWO ……….. THREE—”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS KICKS OUT! I cannot believe what guts these men are showing here tonight!”
MARCEAU: “This is pay per view, Tom. BattleBRAWL 2 …. But Chaos is toying with Tact .. can’t you tell? He’s just letting him get cocky… then he’ll strike him down.”
GHEORGHE: “Yes .. I can tell from the cuts and dried blood that Chaos is merely toying with the former World Champion..”
MARCEAU: “WILL YOU STOP CALLING HIM THAT?!”
GHEORGHE: “But he is!”
MARCEAU: “You don’t have to rub it in my face though! Jesus!”
GHEORGHE: “Larry Tact very slow to get to his feet … I think all this punishment has finally wore him down to the point where not even his adrenaline will help.”
JULIUS: “It has carried him this far in the match .. he better hope that Chaos is in worse shape … but knowing that Chaos lives for these types of encounters.. something tells me Tact isn’t that lucky.”
GHEORGHE: “Tact now grabs Chaos by the h…. NO! CHAOS GRABS THE THROAT OF LARRY TACT!! TACT TRYING TO PRY OPEN THE GRASP OF CHAOS….”
(SFX: CROWD JEERS HARDCORE!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CHAOS CHOKESLAMS TACT TO ON TOP OF THE BROKEN LIGHTTUBES!”
JIVE: “This is it… this has to be it!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos with the cover …. ONE ………. TWO ………. THREE …. HE DID IT!”
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE!)
GHEORGHE: “NO HE DIDN’T!”
JIVE: “TACT IS ON STEROIDS!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos slumps to the side … and he is throwing everything he has at Larry Tact … and yet Tact is STILL in this match!”
MARCEAU: “I cannot believe this .. This match should have been over seconds after the bell rang!”
GHEORGHE: “Are you starting to have some doubts, Juliet?”
MARCEAU: “NO WAY! Chaos is still going to walk out of here and Larry Tact is going to FINALLY get what’s coming to him!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is getting to his feet .. and he’s pacing the ring now … he’s looking for a lighttube to use on Tact … but there’s only a couple left in the ring! Wait … he’s over to Tact now .. AND HE’s BRINGING TACT TO HIS FEET! Chaos with an irish whip …. BUT TACT REVERSES!!! CHAOS GOES CRASHING INTO THE LIGHTTUBES ON THAT SIDE OF THE RING ROPES … he comes back .. BUT TACT DROPS DOWN … AND CHAOS CRASHES INTO THE LIGHTTUBES RIGHT ABOVE US!”
JIVE: “WATCH OUT!”
(SFX: The sound cuts out as you hear Dean Julius curse over and over off camera. The fans continue popping like madmen. The sound cuts back in. The camera cuts to the announce table .. or what is left of it as Tact and Chaos now lie on the pile on the arena floor.)
GHEORGHE: “THIS IS INSANITY!!! LARRY TACT WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY TOOK HIM AND CHAOS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!”
JIVE: “That’s the SECOND ONE TONIGHT!”
GHEORGHE: “Both men are lying in the rubble …. And I don’t think EITHER one is getting up!”
MARCEAU: “Larry Tact tried to kill me! Did you see that!? I’m going to have his head on a stick!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is standing on the ring apron looking down at the mess in front of us .. and he looks worried… real worried!”
JULIUS: “Tact is INSANE! He could have killed me! THE STAR OF THE RAPTURE ANNOUNCE TEAM!”
JIVE: “OH SHUTUP!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee hops down and he’s checking on both men …. AND LARRY TACT DRAPES THE ARM OVER THE BODY OF CHAOS!”
MARCEAU: “Did you see that!? THE REFEREE JUST PUT TACT’s ARM OVER CHAOS!”
GHEORGHE: “HE DID NOT! ONE …………………. TWO ……………………………. THREE!!!!!”
(SFX: CROWD GOES INSANE!!!!)
JULIUS: “THE FUCKER KICKED OUT! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO IT?!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS SOMEHOW GOT HIS SHOULDER UP A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE THE REF GOT TO THREE!”
MARCEAU: “I’m aging about 20 years because of this damn match!”
GHEORGHE: “I don’t know what to say .. I’m speechless. This match has been utter … chaos! AND WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE TO GO!”
JIVE: “I’ve said it before .. but this time I mean it .. I don’t know how ANYTHING can follow this!”
GHEORGHE: “Both men …. Both men … THEY ARE BOTH STARTING TO MOVE! WHERE DO THEY GET THE STRENGTH?!”
JULIUS: “They’re running on empty right now .. these two are going on instinct .. and their instinct tells them to start moving or lose everything they’ve worked for so far.”
GHEORGHE: “Larry Tact is using the ring apron … and HE’s JUST ROLLED HIMSELF INTO THE RING! The fans have not been in their seats since this match has started … AND NOW LARRY TACT IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!”
MARCEAU: “He’s trying to run away from Chaos! He’s going on the scaffold to get away from the P©X champion!”
GHEORGHE: “Tact is on the top turnbuckle pad … and he’s pulled himself up onto the scaffold and is lying on his back! AND NOW CHAOS IS IN THE RING! Chaos looking around the ring for Larry Tact .. and I don’t think he knows that Tact is on the scaffold!”
JULIUS: “Chaos looking around over each side of the ropes … and now he sees the scaffold gently swaying …. AND LOOK AT THAT SMILE!! YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HIS TEETH THROUGH THE BLOOD!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE NOW!! CHAOS IS REACHING UP FOR THE SCAFFOLD!”
MARCEAU: “If he gets on there .. and Tact is still lying on his back … you can put this match in the bank!”
GHEORGHE: “AND CHAOS IS ON THE SCAFFOLD!!!”
(SFX: CROWD POPS!)
GHEORGHE: “TACT WAS PLAYING OPPOSUM! TACT ON HIS FEET …. AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS!”
JIVE: “You can’t go toe to toe with Chaos and expect to win!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos with the upperhand now .. and with each shot to the face Tact is getting closer to the edge …. TACT SWAYING BACK AND IF HE FALLS BACKWARDS HE’s GOING TO LAND ON THE BARBWIRE SPIDERWEB!”
MARCEAU: “I’d like to see Tact get down from being caught in the barbwire .. that’d be a 10 foot drop.”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS WITH A RIGHT HOOK … BUT TACT DUCKS!!! CHAOS WAVING FRANTICALLY …”
JIVE: “NO! He steadied himself by reaching up and pressing his hands against the top of the scaffold!”
GHEORGHE: “TACT WITH A DROPKICK … BUT CHAOS BRUSHES IT ASIDE AND TACT GOES STOMACH FIRST INTO THE SCAFFOLD FLOOR!”
JULIUS: “It’s about god damn time these people came down with a new table … hopefully this one is steel reinforced!”
GHEORGHE: “We’ve still got two more matches .. maybe we can go through a couple more announce tables!”
JULIUS: “Ha, ha, Gheorghe.. next thing you’re going to tell me is that those transvestites Jive brings home after shows are actually women.”
MARCEAU: “Hmmm?”
JIVE: “I’m going to cut you.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos picks up Larry Tact … AND HE CHOKESLAMS HIM ON THE SCAFFOLD!!! CHAOS WITH THE PIN!”
MARCEAU: “BUT THE GODDAMN REFEREE ISN’T UP THERE! HE DOESN’T SEE THE PINFALL ATTEMPT!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is still in the ring … and he can’t see Chaos with the pin…”
JULIUS: “I’m counting six, seven.. eight …”
GHEORGHE: “Finally Chaos gets up and he is yelling down at the referee! Chaos is irate!”
MARCEAU: “HE WOULD HAVE HAD THIS MATCH FINISHED! Now he’s gotta bring Tact down to the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “I’m sure that Chaos would actually prefer that … considering how he’d get him down there!”
MARCEAU: “Hmmm… good point….”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos wasting a lot of time up on the scaffold as he is raising his arms in the air in victory… but he hasn’t won yet!”
JIVE: “It’s not his fault the stupid referee wasn’t doing his job!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans here in Madison Square Garden are all riled up and they’re directing all their venom towards the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme Champion right now … Chaos is walking around the scaffold … and now he’s picking Larry Tact up.”
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE!)
GHEORGHE: “AND LARRY TACT WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE!”
JULIUS: “He’s a cheater! A dirty, lousy cheater!”
GHEORGHE: “LARRY TACT WITH AN UPPERCUT! TACT NOW WITH CH…”
(SFX: FANS JEER HARDCORE!!!)
GHEORGHE: “NOOOOOOO!!! CHAOS WITH A BOOT TO THE STOMACH!! CHAOS IS BRINGING LARRY TACT TO THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM!”
JIVE: “What the hell….. OH MY GOD! HE IS GOING TO CHAOSBOMB HIM ONTO THE BARBWIRE SPIDERWEB!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Juliet Marceau is seconds away from finally having that victory over Larry Tact …. CHAOS BRINGS TACT UP WITH THE CHAOSBOMB…”
(SFX: OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE FANS GO CRAZY INSANE!)
GHEORGHE: “NOOOO!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! LARRY TACT!! TACT GRABBED ONTO THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! TACT KICKING HIS LEGS …….. AND CHAOS FALLS FROM THE SCAFFOLD ONTO THE BARBWIRE SPIDERWEB!”
MARCEAU: “YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!”
GHEORGHE: “TACT …. TACT IS CLIMBING ONTO THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD … HE IS ON THE ROOF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!”
(SFX: LIKE IT WASN’T ALREADY LOUD ENOUGH… HERE COMES MORE!)
CROWD: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
GHEORGHE: “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! LARRY TACT WITH A FROG SPLASH FROM OFF THE TOP OF THE ROOF OF THE SCAFFOLD ONTO CHAOS AND THEY BOTH GO CRASHING RIGHT THROUGH THE BARBWIRE SPIDERWEB TO THE RING BELOW!”
JIVE: “LOOK AT CHAOS!!! HIS SIDES AND BACK HAVE BEEN RIPPED APART BY THE BARBWIRE!”
GHEORGHE: “BOTH MEN ARE LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING .. BODIES BROKEN!”
MARCEAU: “I … I am going rip every single tooth out of your mouth, Tom, if you don’t shut the hell up.”
GHEORGHE: “THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO… THE … WAIT! LARRY TACT JUST TOSSED HIS ARM OVER THE CHEST OF CHAOS ……………. ONE ……………………. TWO ………………………. THREE ………”
(SFX: Bell rings!!!! CROWD IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!)
GHEORGHE: “HE DID IT!!! LARRY TACT DID IT!!! HE BEAT CHAOS AT HIS OWN GAME!!!”
JACOBS: “Ladies and gentlemen… the winner of this match ……. LARRY TACT!!!!!”
MARCEAU: “INSANE! I HATE YOU, LARRY TACT! I HATE YOU!”
(Marceau tears off her headset, throws it on the new announce table and storms up the rampway, the fans pointing and laughing as they give each other high fives. In the ring both men don’t move.)
GHEORGHE: “And here come the EMTs! They are coming out with two stretchers …. WHAT A MATCH!”
JIVE: “I’m shocked.. I don’t even know what to say. That was …. One of the greatest things I have ever seen.”
JULIUS: “Both men threw everything they had at each other tonight … and Tact… what a crazy motherfucker for throwing himself off the roof of the scaffold onto Chaos through a barbwire spiderweb!”
GHEORGHE: “This .. WOW. You see the EMT’s putting both men on stretchers right now .. I hope that they are okay … but what a performance by Chaos … right up until the very end it could have been his match.”
JIVE: “Here come the ring crews to clean up the mess that these two left .. and I just hope we have enough time left for them to do it AND get the BattleBRAWL rumble done AND the World championship match!”
GHEORGHE: “The ring crew quickly cleaning up the ringside area for our next match .. and the crowd has STILL not sat in their seats … and listen to the ovation that they are giving Chaos and Larry Tact….”
(CUTTO: The crowd as they are on their feet, some standing on their chairs, giving a rousing ovation to the two men who just put their bodies, and careers, on the line for them.)
