JIVE: “Daymon doesn’t even notice as he’s turned back to focus his attention elsewhere…. Hart is dangling … by God if he doesn’t get his feet on the apron he’s going to be out!”
GHEORGHE: “Hart … Hart … SHAWN HART CATCHES THE APRON AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!”
JULIUS: “Wow! That’s a display of athleticism if you’ve EVER seen it … after all this time he’s still able to get back in the ring .. with all the momentum going against him ….”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is back to his feet and he is met with a kick to the gut … DOUBLE ARM DDT BY DAYMON FLOORS COPYCAT!”
JIVE: “If someone doesn’t stop Daymon soon .. he might just toss each and everyone one of them out of the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “Wait … CAMERON CRUISE LOCKS DAYMON’s ARMS! Cruise is holding Daymon and he is WIDE OPEN …. AND NOW SOLIAN IS WORKING OVER THE MIDSECTION! Here comes Mr. Entertainment … AND HE IS WORKING THE LEFT KNEE OVER… Mr. Entertainment drops down ….. AND LOW BLOWS DAYMON!”
JULIUS: “That’ll sure stop anyone.”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise releases Daymon … AND GRABS THE HEAD… REVERSE NECKBREAKER.”
JIVE: “Everyone .. let’s welcome Daymon to the wonderful world of BattleBRAWL rumbles.”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise and Mr. Entertainment double teaming Daymon on the ground now … and Copycat and Ulysis Solian renew their battle from earlier ..”
CROWD: “10!”
GHEORGHE: “By God .. how many much more action can this ring possibly handle tonight?”
CROWD: “6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
GHEORGHE: “LUSCIOUS!”
JIVE: “I don’t even know who this is …”
GHEORGHE: “Luscious is a brand new star here in New ERA …”
JIVE: “Well .. he’s getting into the ring .. and I still have no clue who he is.”
JULIUS: “AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU’LL GET THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT EITHER!”
GHEORGHE: “Luscious had not even taken two steps in the ring … when Ulysis Solian threw back an elbow getting ready to nail Copycat in the gut … AND KNOCKED LUSCIOUS OUT OF THE RING!”
JACOBS: “LUSCIOUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
GHEORGHE: “Luscious does not look none too happy … he was in the wrong place at the wrong time .. and in a match like this … that means you’re out.”
JULIUS: “I just hope that not all of his matches are like this in New ERA…”
GHEORGHE: “Solian gets the elimination.. and he turned around to see what he hit .. and that gave Copycat enough time to step forward and lock him up …. AND A HUUUUUUGE STALLING SUPLEX!”
JIVE: “It’s one thing to get stuck in a suplex … its another thing entirely when it’s a Copycat suplex.”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise and Mr. Entertainment have stopped double teaming Daymon .. and have now begun to battle it out themselves! Mr. Entertainment with the arm .. he brings it up and over his head and locks it behind the back of Cruise … but Cruise with a quick elbow breaks the hold … Cruise now with Entertainment’s arm … and he flips him over and applies a headlock!”
JULIUS: “Cruise had the stamina to make it all the way to the final three last BattleBRAWL after entering #2 … so he’s easily one of the favorites to win this thing this year.”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart is back in the thick of things after almost being eliminated by Daymon .. and it looks as if he’s repaying the favor by dragging Daymon over to the ropes … AND HE TRIES TO DUMP HIM OVER! Daymon has a hold of the top rope as Hart works on his legs …”
JIVE: “Hart is tiring .. he’s having a hard time getting Daymon’s over the top rope.”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat and Ulysis Solian trading blows … and you can tell that this match has taken a toll on both men … Solian against the ropes … he comes back … Copycat drops to the mat as Solian hops over him …. AND SOLIAN RUNS RIGHT INTO CAMERON CRUISE AND MR. ENTERTAINMENT! ALL THREE MEN ON THE MAT NOW!”
JULIUS: “Solian wasn’t expecting there to be guys in his way .. but with Copycat falling to the mat, and Solian with momentum from the ropes … I don’t think there was anything he could do to stop it.”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8!”
JIVE: “We’re getting down to the final entrants .. this will be #15!”
CROWD: “4! 3! 2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JULIUS: “Hoooollly Shit. Things are about to pick up!”
GHEORGHE: “THE DOG OF WAR JASON PAYNE!”
JIVE: “Payne charges down the rampway … and he looks like a man reborn!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne … PAYNE SLIDES IN THE RING AND STARTS CLEARING HOUSE! Payne with Copycat … AND COPYCAT IS DOWN! Payne with Shawn Hart … AND HART IS DOWN! DAYMON! Solian is up … AND BACK DOWN!”
JULIUS: “The Television Champion is NOT going to see what hit him!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment got to his feet … Payne charges with a clothesline … but Entertainment ducks out of the way …. AND HE SLIDES TO THE OUTSIDE!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment is proving to us why he is the smartest man in that ring right now!”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise comes after Jason Payne … and these two were eliminated by MWG at the same time last BattleBRAWL….”
JULIUS: “I can tell you that Jason Payne does not look like he’s going to let that happen again this time around!”
GHEORGHE: “Cruise with a … NO! Payne with a kick to the gut …. He grabs his waist …. SIDEWALK SLAM!”
JIVE: “Cameron Cruise looks like he just got run over by a truck.”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze sees an opening … AND HE DROPKICKS PAYNE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SENDING HIM FLYING INTO THE CORNER! Alister Hayze runs in after him … HIGH KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!”
JIVE: “Hayze looks to have stopped the big man’s momentum… but for how long?”
GHEORGHE: “Cameron Cruise slowly getting back to his feet … and he is greeted by Ulysis Solian! Solian with … TILT-A-WHIRL TOMBSTONE!”
JULIUS: “Jesus Christ. Cameron Cruise can’t catch a break yet in the match.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment still on the outside … and he is .. tying his boot?!”
JIVE: “What? There are seven other men in the ring right now … he wants to make sure that he doesn’t go tripping over his laces.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon back up … as is Shawn Hart …. AND THEY GOT BACK TO WHERE THEY STARTED! Hart with some quick hooks … and it is really a testament to his athletic ability that he is STILL in this thing!”
JULIUS: “Solian’s been in there almost as long … and Mr. Entertainment’s run is nothing to sneeze about either!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon now trying to get the upperhand … and he shoots some hooks of his own … Hart is stumbling back … AND DAYMON WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEAVY DISCUS PUNCH THAT FLOORS HART.”
JIVE: “The Hand of God … and Hart is out cold. All you’ve gotta do now is dump him over the top.”
GHEORGHE: “AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT DAYMON’s GOING TO DO!”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8!”
JULIUS: “It seems like people are coming in faster and faster now!”
JIVE: “You’re just tired..”
GHEORGHE: “DAYMON HAS HART UP!”
CROWD: “1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JULIUS: “Bantha Fodder!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane with a nice late draw tonight!”
JIVE: “But look at Daymon! Daymon has Hart against the ropes!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon propping Hart against the ropes … he takes a few steps back … AND CHARGES IN WITH A BOOT! BUT HART DUCKS!!! HART DUCKS!!”
JULIUS: “And Daymon is in a very precarious situation!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon straddling the top rope … AND SHAWN HART GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND STARTS YANKING IT UP AND DOWN!”
JIVE: “Well .. just think .. now Daymon will have a little less of that testosterone … maybe he’ll be a little less antsy.”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane in the ring … but Mr. Entertainment follows in behind him! Cane starts heading toward Copycat… BUT ENTERTAINMENT GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! Cane trying to pry his way out of Entertainment’s grip … Mr. Entertainment looking at the ropes behind him ….. OH MY GOOOOOD!”
JACOBS: “TREVOR CANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
GHEORGHE: “ENTERTAINMENT GERMAN SUPLEXED CANE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JULIUS: “Now THAT’s Entertainment!”
GHEORGHE: “And JUST LIKE THAT, Trevor Cane is out!”
JIVE: “The Television Champion is here to entertain us all … and apparently he decided that Cane was not entertaining enough to be in this thing.”
GHEORGHE: “DAYMON STILL STRADDLING THE TOP ROPE .. AND HART TRYING TO GET HIM OVER!”
JIVE: “Shawn Hart turned the tables on Daymon … and now its Daymon who has a death grip on the ropes … with both his hands and his crotch!”
JULIUS: “But we all know you’re more focused on the crotch’s grip, right Nick?”
GHEORGHE: “Dean!”
JULIUS: “Or is it you’d like to have a grip ON his crotch… I can never remember.”
JIVE: “I’m going to have a grip on your throat if you don’t shut the hell up.”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze and Cameron Cruise are fighting in the corner … as are Copycat and Jason Payne …. Copycat with an Irish whip …. AND HAYZE WITH AN IRISH WHIP…… CRUISE DUCKS UNDERNEATH PAYNE’s clothesline attempt …. AND RUNS RIGHT INTO THE KIT KAT KICK! AND PAYNE CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER SENDING HAYZE’s LEGS FLYING IN THE AIR!”
CROWD: “10! 9!”
JULIUS: “We have got a full house in there … and the action is really starting to pick up … and we’ve got ANOTHER guy coming in!”
JIVE: “This thing is REALLY winding down as whoever enters next does so at #17!”
CROWD: “2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
GHEORGHE: “HAL DRAWS #17!”
JULIUS: “You know .. I heard he originally drew #2 … but then he hacked the system for a more desirable number.”
GHEORGHE: “I wouldn’t put it past him!”
JIVE: “There are NINE guys in the ring right now…”
GHEORGHE: “This match was advertised as being high intensity .. and it was no lie!”
JULIUS: “HAL is walking around the ring with … his PDA?”
JIVE: “I think it’s a Blackberry.”
JULIUS: “Or is it a Sidekick?”
JIVE: “COME ON. You really think HAL would use a Sidekick?”
JULIUS: “I’m jus…”
GHEORGHE: “Guys??”
JIVE / JULIUS: “Yea?”
GHEORGHE: “We’ve got a match to call…”
JIVE: “Well whatever it is … HAL is obviously using it to calculate who the weakest link is right now …”
JULIUS: “Well, don’t be surprised if he comes over here and kicks your ass to Memphis.”
GHEORGHE: “Oh man.. Solian slides to the outside… AND HE IS COMING UP FROM BEHIND HAL!”
JIVE: “I hope HAL has a radar on that thing…”
GHEORGHE: “AND SOLIAN GRABS HAL FROM BEHIND …. AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!”
JULIUS: “Meanwhile in the ring Shawn Hart has taken Daymon from off the ropes … and he’s got him in the corner… Hart climbs on the second turnbuckle … and he bulldogs him to the mat!”
GHEORGHE: “There’s so much action in the ring right now I can’t even tell what is going on!”
JIVE: “We still have three more people … imagine if there were TWELVE guys in the ring?!”
JULIUS: “It’s a real possibility, Jive.”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart now coming over to Jason Payne and Alister Hayze’s corner … and he rakes Payne’s eyes from behind… he grabs Payne by the hair … and sends a forearm right into his face! Meanwhile on the outside Solian picks up HAL and rolls him into the ring.”
JIVE: “It’s a good thing they’re heading back in .. or else you might have had another person head out there and then we’d have two rumbles.. one on the outside of the ring and one inside!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat picks up Cameron Cruise from the mat … AND HE IS TRYING TO DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JULIUS: “Cruise looks like he just got a second wind as he’s desperately trying to fight being eliminated…. And now Mr. Entertainment is over to help… Entertainment NOW TRYING TO ELIMINATE COPYCAT!”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat wasn’t expecting Mr. Entertainment’s interference … and now Cruise has to worry about being eliminated by Copycat … AND being caught by Copycat if Copycat is dumped over!”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8!”
JULIUS: “Jesus Christ .. we’re going to have 10 men in the ring …”
JIVE: “This is already total insanity…”
CROWD: “2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JIVE: “OH ….. MY ….. GOD.”
JULIUS: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER!”
GHEORGHE: “OZEKI!! THE SUMO PICKS NUMBER 18!!”
JIVE: “Forget about 10 men in the ring …with Ozeki .. it’s like having 14!”
GHEORGHE: “Hart sees Ozeki … and his jaw just dropped to the mat!”
JULIUS: “And now Mr. Entertainment lets go of Copycat … and he starts backing up…”
GHEORGHE: “Copycat is saved from elimination … and he lets go of Cruise … AND EVERYONE HAS STOPPED! ALL NINE MEN ARE WATCHING AS OZEKI WALKS UP THE RINGSTEPS!”
JIVE: “If there was ever a time to work together … THIS would be it.”’
GHEORGHE: “Ozeki gets in the ring … and he starts rubbing his hands together … Ulysis Solian makes the first move as he comes at Ozeki … BUT OZEKI WITH A CHOP TO THE THROAT STOPS HIM! OZEKI HEADBUTTS SOLIAN TO THE MAT! Here comes DAYMON! AND JASON PAYNE! AND COPYCAT! EVERYONE NOW ATTACKING OZEKI!”
JIVE: “BUT ITS NOT WORKING!”
GHEORGHE: “THE SUMO IS DROPPING EACH ONE TO THE MAT!”
JULIUS: “If Ozeki wins this rumble… then I don’t think that either GOP or Marx will be too willing to win their match tonight knowing they’ll have to contend with the sumo in the near future.”
GHEORGHE: “Ozeki is making his way into the middle of the ring … he chops Hayze to the mat … and … wait a minute .. what is going ON?!”
JULIUS: “It looks like …. Shawn Hart … Mr. Entertainment … HAL .. and Cameron Cruise are ALL CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES!”
GHEORGHE: “THEY ARE EACH TAKING A DIFFERENT CORNER ….. AND ALL FOUR MEN ARE PERCHED ATOP THE TURNBUCKLES!”
JIVE: “Ozeki is in the middle of the ring as he continues to fight off Copycat, Jason Payne and Solian….”
GHEORGHE: “Shawn Hart raises his arm ……….. HOOOOOOOLLLLY….”
JULIUS: “SHIT!”
GHEORGHE: “ALL FOUR MEN FLEW OFF THE TOP ROPES AND HIT OZEKI WITH MISSILE DROPKICKS!!!!!!!”
JIVE: “And OZEKI IS DOWN!”
GHEORGHE: “I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! FOUR MISSILE DROPKICKS! And now EVERYONE IS TRYING TO PICK UP OZEKI!”
JULIUS: “Who would have thought that this late in the game … EVERYONE would be working together?!”
GHEORGHE: “It is AMAZING… but I think everyone in that ring realizes that they would be safer if Ozeki was NOT in the ring with them.”
JIVE: “AND THEY HAVE OZEKI ON HIS FEET!”
JULIUS: “But can they get him over?!”
CROWD: “10! 9! 8! 7! 6!”
GHEORGHE: “ALL NINE MEN ARE TRYING TO HOIST OZEKI OVER THE TOP ROPE…”
CROWD: “3! 2! 1!”
(SFX: Buzz!)
JIVE: “AND HERE COMES JOHN DOE TO HELP OUT!”
GHEORGHE: “Doe runs down to the ring as fast as he can …. BUT ITS TOO LATE!! OZEKI IS DUMPED OVER THE TOP ROPE BY NINE MEN!”
JACOBS: “OZEKI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”
JULIUS: “I have never seen so many people band together in a rumble like thi… oh .. nevermind.”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW EVERYONE IN THE RING STARTS DUKING IT OUT! This is MAYHEM!”
JIVE: “There’s just one big mess in the center of the ring as everyone is hitting everyone else!”
GHEORGHE: “I can’t even begin to say what is happening …. Everyone is just clumped together right now!”
JULIUS: “JOHN DOE IS UP TOP!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe is perched on the top rope …… and no one sees him!”
JIVE: “This is going to be good!”
GHEORGHE: “DOE FLIES OFF …… AND CRASHES INTO EVERYONE…”
JULIUS: “STRIKE!”
GHEORGHE: “AND DOE CAUSING A DOMINO EFFECT AS EVERYONE GOES DOWN!”
JIVE: “I’ve never seen anything like that in all of my years in professional wrestling!”
GHEORGHE: “This is insane .. there are TEN men in the ring right now .. and there’s still one more to enter!”
JULIUS: “Who is it? Who haven’t we seen tonight?”
JIVE: “I don’t even know .. I can’t even think right now.”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe slowly getting back to his feet as that move really took a lot out of him as well … and the first person he meets is ‘the Phenom!’ SHAWN HART is still in this thing!”
JIVE: “He might have entered number one … but if he can last about a minute more he’ll be able to say that he lasted at least until the last man entered the ring… that in itself is an accomplishment.”
JULIUS: “Not only is Hart still in there .. but so is Solian .. and he drew #3!”
GHEORGHE: “Hart and Doe trading blows on the far side of the ring .. and finally more guys are getting up .. Jason Payne is back on his feet .. and he and HAL lock up .. but Payne tosses HAL to the side and HAL goes to the mat …”
JIVE: “Incoming!”
GHEORGHE: “Meanwhile Hart with an irish whip … and Doe is heading for a head on collision with Payne .. and the Dog of War doesn’t even know it!”
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE)
