(The arena goes dark as the big screens come to life. The camera shot then leaves the arena as it goes into the production video showing the buildup for the following match. CUTTO: The 01.27.05 edition of RAPTURE. Vice President Juliet Marceau is standing in the ring.)
MARCEAU: “Now. Where was I? Ahh.. Now, as you might know, in two days, in Winnipeg, New ERA of Wrestling will be celebrating its one year anniversary…”
(SFX: Fans pop!)
TRIPP: “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! RAUCOUS from Winnipeg will be our 1 year anniversary! We were established January 29 th, 2004!”
MARCEAU: “What you don’t know is that this wasn’t the first time that Marcus and I had though of running a wrestling promotion. No. We have always had the dream of one day opening our own league … and we first got the idea when we were both working backstage in a few promotions on the old PRODIGY© circuits…”
(SFX: Old school pops as some of the newer fans look around and ask each other if they know what PRODIGY© is.)
MARCEAU: “And we were thinking that since we finally do have our own promotion now, and since we have reached our one year anniversary, that it’d be nice to, in some way, honor our roots in this business.”
TRIPP: “The old PRODIGY© circuit used to house the CSWA, NGEN, BAD and other leagues, like the WWL before the circuit was disbanded.”
MARCEAU: “So .. in order to honor the CLASSIC days … and in conjunction with something else we were planning on doing … I present to you …. The announcement … OF THE NEW ERA OF WRESTLING PRODIGY© CLASSIC XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!”
(SFX: Crowd explodes!)
JIVE: “AN XTREME TITLE!!!”
TRIPP: “New ERA of Wrestling is instituting a hardcore championship?!”
JIVE: “YES! YES!”
(CUTTO: The 02.17.05 edition of RAUCOUS. Chaos vs the Sinner in an Exploding Turnbuckles Match in the First Round of the P©X Title tournament.)
JIVE: “He’s going to guerilla press him onto the final turnbuckle!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS WALKS OVER ……………”
(SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!)
CROWD: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
GHEORGHE: “AND THE SINNER HAS BEEN SENT INTO ALL FOUR EXPLODING TURNBUCKLES!!! The Sinner is lying on the mat motionless after being propelled through the air by the blast!”
(CUTTO: Marcus LaRoque’s announcement at the 02.17.05 edition of RAUCOUS.)
LaROQUE: “Well I’ve been thinking about it … and after trying to think of every possible situation … the best I can come up with … is to use the Newcomer Battle Royal … right here tonight …. To fill the open two positions!”
(SFX: Crowd pops.)
JIVE: “WHAT!?”
GHEORGHE: “LaRoque is going to give some more spotlight to our newcomers!”
LaROQUE: “Therefore … since there are 10 competitors in tonight’s battle royal … the FINAL THREE will all be assured a spot in the semifinals of the P©X Title tournament … with the winner choosing which of the other two he will face in the semifinals .. and which one Chaos will face next week on RAPTURE.”
(CUTTO: The Newcomer Battle Royal Ending..)
GHEORGHE: “Thomas Lombardi walks over to both Dallas Carter and Rex Reynolds … and Reynolds stops him short with a kick to the gut! Reynolds grabs the head of Lombardi …. He suplexes hi…. NO!! IMMINENCE!! REX REYNOLDS FINISHES THE SUPLEX WITH A REVERSE NECKBREAKER AND THOMAS LOMBARDI IS LAYED OUT ON THE MAT!”
JIVE: “And just like that Thomas Lombardi’s whole world came tumbling down! All they gotta do now is toss him over the top rope!”
GHEORGHE: “Rex Reynolds gets to his feet and begins picking up Lombardi … but Dallas Carter flies in after him with a flying forearm! NO! REYNOLDS CATCHES CARTER AND SETS HIM UP ……… BIIIIIIIIIIIIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND CARTER SLIDES RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST UNDER THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter had the right idea … catch him offguard … but Rex Reynolds has too much ring smarts to let that happen!”
GHEORGHE: “Rex Reynolds now with Thomas Lombardi … Lombardi still unconscious it seems …. AND REX REYNOLDS BRINGS HIM OVER TO THE ROPES ……. AND REYNOLDS DUMPS HIM OVER!”
JACOBS: “Thomas Lombardi has been eliminated!”
JIVE: “We are down to two men!!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter is still under the turnbuckles … and ‘the Future’ looks like he is in FULL control of this match! What a battle royal this has been, Nick!”
(CUTTO: Even later in the match..)
GHEORGHE: “Carter now with Rex Reynolds by the hair … and he sends him into the ropes!! Rex Reynolds on the return …. AND A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE SPEAR BY DALLAS CARTER!!! AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE POWERBOMB!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter will win this whole thing if he nails this… Rex Reynolds looks jarred after that spear … his time has come to an end tonight!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter picks up Rex Reynolds …. AND HE HAS HIM FOR THE POWERBOMB……. AND NOW DALLAS CARTER IS WALKING OVER TO THE ROPES!! DALLAS CARTER IS GOING TO POWERBOMB REX REYNOLDS OUT OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “Thomas Lombardi did it earlier to Jenro Electrovolt … and now Dallas Carter is going to win this by doing the same!”
GHEORGHE: “CARTER HAS HIM OVER …. Dallas Carter bounces the back of Rex Reynolds off the ropes …. AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE OUTS…. NO! REX REYNOLDS WITH A HURRICANRANA!!! REYNOLDS HOLDS ON TO THE TOP ROPE AS DALLAS CARTER HITS THE ARENA FLOOR! BY GOD REX REYNOLDS HAS WON THIS BATTLE ROYAL!”
(CUTTO: The 05.27.05 edition of RAPTURE. Chaos vs Thomas Lombardi in a Taipei Death Match..)
(Chaos grabs a hold of Derek’s throat causing his eyes to roll up in his head as Chaos applies pressure! Chaos lifts him HIGH IN THE AIR AND SLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!)
TRIPP: “DEREK IS DOWN!! Chaos just chokeslammed Derek to the mat and now he kicks him back to the outside!!”
JULIUS: “Now no one can save Lombardi.”
(Chaos turns around and is greeted with a kick to the gut! Lombardi bounces off the ropes and grabs Chaos ’ head for a swinging neckbreaker! However Chaos block and throws Lombardi into the ropes … and hits the big boot when Lombardi returns causing Lombardi to go flat on his face!)
JIVE: “Lombardi with one last final stand … and I’m afraid he’s just about shit out of luck!”
(Chaos raises his arms high in the air much to the fans’ delight! Chaos drops to the mat … and slips his arm under the throat of Lombardi while locking on the camel clutch!)
TRIPP: “THE PYTHON LOCK!! Chaos has got that lethal Python Lock on … and Thomas Lombardi is fading!”
JULIUS: “We’ve got our first finalist!”
(CUTTO: The 05.30.05 edition of RAUCOUS as Dallas Carter takes on ‘the Future’ Rex Reynolds in a Buried Alive match!)
GHEORGHE: “AND HE CLOCKS REYNOLDS IN THE FACE AGAIN WITH THE SHOVEL! ONCE WAS ENOUGH! Carter drops the shovel as he picks up Rex Reynolds ….. and he hits an inverted atomic drop! Reynolds gingerly walking forward…. AND CARTER SPEARS HIM DOWN THE MOUND TO THE PLATFORM!”
JIVE: “Those two took a tumble!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter, however, back to his feet …. AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE END!! Carter grabs Reynolds by the hair and leads him back up the mound … they are standing right at the opening of the hole in the ground …. And Carter places Reynolds head between his legs …………. AND DALLAS CARTER POWERBOMBS REX REYNOLDS FROM THE TOP OF THE MOUND SIX FEET DOWN INTO THE CASKET!”
(CUTTO: Overview shot .. Reynolds is lying in the casket..)
JIVE: “GET OUT OF THERE! I CAN’T BE WRONG!”
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER GRABS THE SHOVEL HANDLE …. AND HE’s TRYING TO SHUT THE LID FROM THE MOUND!! He hits the lid …. He hits it again ….. AND THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM!! The lid is closed!! CARTER QUICKLY TO HIS FEET ….. AND HE BEGINS SHOVELING DIRT ON TOP OF THE CASKET!! DALLAS CARTER HAS WON THIS MATCH!!!”
(CUTTO: The lineup for the match as the camera shot “shatters” back into the arena.)
GHEORGHE: “And we just saw how both these competitors got to the finals of tonight’s match .. which is a TABLES … LADDERS … and CHAIRS match for the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship!”
JIVE: “This is going to be Dallas Carter’s last match EVER in New ERA of Wrestling. Chaos is going to sign, seal, and deliver his death certificate here tonight!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter fought through that Newcomer battle royal after nearly being eliminated god knows how many times .. and he fought to victory against ‘the Future’ Rex Reynolds .. I think tonight he’s going to win the championship and be the FIRST P©X Champion! Let’s go to Carl Jacobs!”
(CUTTO: Carl Jacobs, who has just fastened the brand spankin’ new PRODIGY Classic Xtreme championship to the ring. He tugs on the rope and the championship is slowly lifted 15 feet into the air.)
JACOBS: “The following match up is scheduled as the FINALS of the PRODIGY© CLASSIC XTREME TITLE TOURNAMENT!! This match is a TABLES, LADDERS and CHAIRS MATCH … and the only way to win the match, AND THE TITLE, is to ascend the ladder AND GRAB THE TITLE FROM THE RING! Introducing the finalists….”
(CUEUP: The instrumental version of ‘Lithium’ by Nirvana. Dallas Carter storms from behind the curtain to the ring keeping his eyes focused on the championship hanging above it.)
JACOBS: “He stands six foot five and weighs 247 pounds … hailing from SAN ANTONIO , TEXAS ……. DALLAS CARTER!!!!!”
(SFX: Fans pop somewhat.)
JIVE: “Hope you saved enough money for your wife to live off of, Dallas ..”
GHEORGHE: “Oh c’mon..”
(CUEUP: ‘You Could Be Mine’ by Guns n’ Roses as the fans begin to jeer hardcore. Chaos comes from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring. He stops at one of the ladders and looks at it.. it being just a little bit taller than he is.)
JACOBS: “Hailing from LAS VEGAS , NEVADA …. He stands seven feet, 305 pounds … and is a former New ERA of Wrestling TELEVISION CHAMPION …… CHAOS!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “As we start things off … we see that there are four tables around ringside, along with four chairs … and finally two ladders..”
JIVE: “Things are going to get ugly, Tom .. that’s for sure.”
GHEORGHE: “Both men are circling the ring as they wait for the other to make the first move.”
JIVE: “In a match like this neither man wants to make a mistake. All it takes is one … and everything they’ve worked for leading up to tonight could vanish in an instant.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos slowly makes his way towards Carter who is backing up…”
JIVE: “He’s backing right into a corner. I don’t think he realizes this.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos breaks a smile as Carter hits the corner and looks quickly to see where he is … Chaos extends the arms to grab Carter … but Dallas is quick to duck underneath! Chaos turns … AND CARTER WITH SOME KICKS TO THE GUT! Dallas Carter now driving his shoulder into the midsection of Chaos … and he’s got the big man trapped in the corner!”
JIVE: “This won’t last for long, so Carter’s got to make the most of it!”
GHEORGHE: “And almost as if he was listening in on our conversation, Nick, Chaos with a thumb to the eye stops Carter … AND NOW HE TURNS THINGS AROUND! Dallas Carter in the corner as Chaos starts chopping him in the chest!”
CROWD: “WHOOOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOO!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos hooks the arm …. And a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG hip toss sends Carter almost to the other side!”
JIVE: “Carter holding his lower back as the impact of a move like that is amplified ten fold by the sheer size of Chaos .”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter in the opposite corner now as he gets to his feet … CHAOS CHARGES IN …… AND SPLASHES HIM!! Chaos out now .. and Dallas Carter takes four or five steps and falls flat on his face!”
JIVE: “Carter looks like he’s just crashed into a brick wall..”
GHEORGHE: “Well Chaos now looks around at the tables and chairs lying around the ring… and he might just go out and get one!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter is starting to get back to his feet.. It’d be wiser for Chaos to continue to beat him down before he tried to bring a chair or table into the match.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos grabs him by the tights and drives the forearm into the lower back! Chaos now spins Carter around and grabs him by the throat!”
JIVE: “Choke slam coming up … which means that Carter will be going down!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS LIFTS CARTER UP….”
(SFX: Crowd ‘ooooos’)
GHEORGHE: “AND CARTER SWUNG HIS FREE LEG AND NAILED CHAOS RIGHT IN THE GROIN! Chaos drops Carter to the mat and is doubled over in pain!”
JIVE: “Carter gets a much needed break, but God only knows what kind of hurt Chaos will put him through now!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter gets back to his feet and grabs the head of Chaos … AND DRILLS HIM TO THE MAT WITH A DDT! Carter with a quick cover…”
JIVE: “There’s no pinfalls in this match!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter looks around and remembers that this is a tables, ladders and chairs match … so now he’s back on his feet and starts driving the boots into the head of Chaos. Chaos trying to protect himself and finally rolls to the outside!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter is following him out!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter hops off the apron to the floor and he picks up a chair …. Carter turns …”
(SFX: Crowd pops)
GHEORGHE: “AND GETS GREETED IN THE FACE WITH A STEEL CHAIR FROM CHAOS!”
JIVE: “Chaos landed next to the other chair and got to Carter before he got to him.”
GHEORGHE: “Carter on the mat … AND CHAOS WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK! Dallas Carter hurting as Chaos drops the chair and rolls him back into the ring… and now this match is heading back into the ring.”
JIVE: “But for how long, Tom? How long do you expect this to last?”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos steps over the top rope and he picks Dallas Carter off the mat.. and Chaos continues to work over the lower back of Dallas Carter! Chaos with forearm after forearm… and now he tosses him to the mat … AND DROPS THE ELBOW!”
JIVE: “By working on the small of the back, Chaos is making sure that Dallas Carter won’t be able to climb the ladder and get that brand spanking new PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship!”
GHEORGHE: “The former Television champion now drags Dallas Carter over to the corner … and he sits him up …. AND USES HIS BOOT TO CHOKE HIM! The referee looks on from the outside as there is nothing he can do to stop it! Dallas Carter struggling to pry the LARGE boot of Chaos from off his throat … and finally Chaos releases the choke hold ……. JUST TO REAPPLY IT SECONDS LATER!”
JIVE: “Chaos is just schooling Dallas Carter.. there is nothing Carter can do to stop the choke … Chaos has more strength in his leg than Carter has in his entire body.”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter turning blue now … and Chaos releases the choke again and backs out of the corner.”
JIVE: “Why are you stopping Chaos?!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS CHARGES BACK INTO THE CORNER ………. AND DRILLS THE KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DALLAS CARTER! Chaos comes out of the corner with his hands in the air … and the fans are NOT appreciating this display of arrogance!”
JIVE: “One man’s arrogance is another’s confidence.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos has been in control for most of this match so far .. and if Dallas Carter expects to hang in much longer, he’s going to have to go on the offensive.”
JIVE: “In other words, he has to wait for Hell to freeze over.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos comes back over to Dallas Carter in the corner and brings him to his feet …. Chaos grabs the arm of Dallas Carter and WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Carter hits the turnbuckle pad chest first … stumbles backwards …… AND CHAOS CLOTHESLINES HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD DROPPING CARTER TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Carter might as well be paying rent considering the amount of time he’s spending down there.”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter rolls to the outside before Chaos is able to do anymore damage, and it looks as if Dallas Carter is going to get a bit of a breather as Chaos stands on the opposite side of the ring.”
JIVE: “If I were Chaos I’d be down there with him driving him head first into any immobile object I could find.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos starts walking over to him, but Dallas Carter quickly making his way around the outside of the ring as he tries to keep Chaos moving … and now Chaos steps over the top rope and hops down after him. Chaos turns the corner … AND DALLAS CARTER WITH A DROPKICK CATCHES HIM OFFGUARD!”
JIVE: “But Chaos is still standing! It’s like it didn’t phase him one bit!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter back to his feet and he grabs the arm of Chaos … AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Chaos hits the guardrail and is now half over it! Carter runs up behind him … AND DUMPS HIM INTO THE FANS!”
CROWD: “N.E.W! N.E.W!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter now hops over the guardrail… AND A FAN HANDS HIM A CHAIR! Chaos on his knees… AND DALLAS CARTER WITH A SWING THAT WOULD MAKE BARRY BONDS PROUD!”
JIVE: “I think I just saw Chaos’ head land in the sixth row, Tom.”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter now tosses the fan’s seat over the guardrail … and he picks up Chaos and tries to toss him over, too!”
JIVE: “Good luck with that .. that’s 300+ pounds right there.”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW CARTER IS ASKING FOR A FEW FANS’ HELP! Carter has Chaos halfway over … and he steps back .. AND LETS THE FANS DUMP CHAOS OVER THE GUARDRAIL BACK TO RINGSIDE!”
CROWD: “DALLAS CARTER! DALLAS CARTER!”
JIVE: “What a cheap way to get the fans behind you! Marcus LaRoque should have those fans tossed from the arena!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter grabs onto the top of the guardrail … AND CATAPULTS HIMSELF OVER IT AND ON TOP OF CHAOS! NOW CARTER WITH QUICK LEFT FISTS INTO THE FACE OF CHAOS! Dallas Carter has caught a second wind and he is taking it to the former Television champion!”
JIVE: “Is he going for the ladder?”
GHEORGHE: “HE IS! Dallas Carter folds one of the two ladders up … and now he’s bringing it back towards Chaos! Dallas Carter HOISTS IT OVER HIS HEAD …. AND HE DROPS THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF CHAOS! Chaos lying flat on his stomach with the ladder on top of him … AND NOW DALLAS CARTER IS TAKING HIS BOOTS TO THE LADDER!! Carter is driving the boots into the top of the ladder as it lies on top of his opponent!”
JIVE: “Now I’d go get the other ladder, get in the ring, and grab the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter grabs the ladder off of Chaos and slides it into the ring … AND NOW CARTER SLIDES IN!!! DALLAS CARTER GRABS THE LADDER AND BRINGS IT TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “This match could be over right now!! Chaos has no clue what’s going on in the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter picks the ladder up … AND HE OPENS IT! Carter with one side of the ladder secure … and now he works to secure the other…”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS MOVING! CHAOS IS ON HIS KNEES!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos looking around .. AND HE SEES DALLAS CARTER SETTING UP THE LADDER! IT IS SECURE! DALLAS CARTER NOW STARTS TO ASCEND THE LADDER!”
JIVE: “But his back is to Chaos .. and he doesn’t see him getting up!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter making his way up the rungs … AND CHAOS IS ON HIS FEET!!! CHAOS SLIDES INTO THE RING AS CARTER IS HALFWAY TOWARDS THE TITLE!!!”
JIVE: “Carter is only a few feet away!!!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS BEHIND DALLAS CARTER AS HE REACHES UP FOR THE TITLE!!! CHAOS TURNS SO HE IS BACK TO BACK WITH CARTER AND GRABS HIS ARMS ………. AND HE RAZOR EDGES HIM OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!! WHAT A MANUEVER!!”
CROWD: “N.E.W! N.E.W!”
JIVE: “Chaos should start climbing the ladder now! Dallas Carter is out cold!!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos not turning to the ladder as he picks up Dallas Carter from off the mat … AND NOW CHAOS SENDS CARTER CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! Chaos charges in after him … and he hits him with a BIG SPLASH! Chaos grabs the arm of Carter as he stumbles out …. AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM ………… AND CARTER COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND BOTH HE AND THE LADDER TUMBLE TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter’s head is not meant to crash into a steel ladder at that velocity … and considering that the ladder is well .. a ladder, I think we know who took the brunt of the collision.”
GHEORGHE: “Very astute observation, Nick.”
JIVE: “I try, Gheorghe ..”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now walks over to the ladder … AND HE SETS IT UP RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE TITLE! Chaos makes sure the locks are in place … AND NOW HE STARTS TO CLIMB!”
JIVE: “Come on Chaos! All you have to do is climb two steps and you’re practically there!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is seven inches taller, so he doesn’t have to climb as many rungs as Carter …. BUT DALLAS CARTER’s LEG IS MOVING! Carter turns on his back and sees Chaos climbing up the ladder…. AND NOW DALLAS CARTER IS TRYING TO KICK THE SIDE OF THE LADDER WITH HIS FOOT!”
JIVE: “How the hell does he know where he is?!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter showing great ring awareness as he continues to kick at the side … and now Chaos notices the ladder is moving a little … AND HE STOPS TO LOOK DOWN AT CARTER!”
JIVE: “NO! KEEP CLIMBING!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos looks up at the championship which is swinging a few feet above his head … AND HE CONTINUES TO CLIMB! DALLAS CARTER IS NOW GETTING TO HIS FEET!”
(SFX: Crowd cheers!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CARTER IS UP!”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS AT THE TITLE!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS REACHES FOR THE TITLE ….. BUT HE MISSES IT AND NOW THE TITLE IS SWINGING BACK AND FORTH!”
JIVE: “Chaos is desperately trying to grab onto the championship, but it keeps on slipping by!”
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES ………………………. AND HE JUST SHOULDERBLOCKED THE LADDER ……….”
(SFX: CROWD FUCKING EXPLODES!)
GHEORGHE: “OH MY GOD!”
JIVE: “WHAT THE FUCK ………..”
GHEORGHE: “THE LADDER JUST TUMBLED OVER …… SENDING CHAOS OVER THE TOP ROPE ……… AND THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!! CHAOS CRASHED FROM 10 FEET IN THE AIR ON THE LADDER ALL THE WAY DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!!”
JIVE: “Unbelievable!!! HE COULD BE DEAD!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter is on the mat … Chaos is … somewhere on the floor underneath the debris from the table …. And the FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!”
CROWD: “DALLAS CARTER! DALLAS CARTER!”
JIVE: “TELL THESE FOUL SMELLING IDIOTS TO SHUT UP!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans are chanting for Dallas Carter … but he’s still not moving! The referee is checking on Chaos on the outside … and HE’s still not moving! Both men are just being destroyed because of this match!”
JIVE: “Thanks to Juliet Marceau for instituting an Xtreme championship!”
GHEORGHE: “The PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion is going to be decided here tonight …. But who knows if either man will be in any condition to defend the championship after International Intrigue!”
JIVE: “Carter is getting to his feet!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter is using the ropes to get to his feet … AND HE DOES! Carter looks down at the carnage on the ground and he IMMEDIATELY TURNS AROUND AND STARTS SETTING UP THE LADDER!”
JIVE: “It can’t end this way! Chaos just tore through everyone in this tournament… it can’t end this way!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter sets the ladder … AND NOW HE IS CLIMBIN…. NO!!! THE LADDER JUST GAVE WAY!”
JIVE: “THERE IS A GOD!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter was a few rungs up and the ladder just collapsed on one side! Dallas Carter now looks to the outside past the broken table which is covering Chaos … AND NOW HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO GO GET IT!”
JIVE: “Look at those imbeciles trying to slap his shoulder.. I hope one of them accidentally hits him in the jaw and knocks him out.”
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER FOLDS THE LADDER UP! And now he’s on his way back to the ring!!!”
(SFX: Fans gasp!)
GHEORGHE: “OH MY!!! CHAOS’ ARM SHOOTS UP FROM THE DEBRIS AND CATCHES THE LEG OF DALLAS CARTER!”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS BACK!”
GHEORGHE: “CARTER CAUGHT OFF GUARD ……. AND HE FALLS FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL LADDER!!!!”
(SFX: Crowd jeers hardcore!)
GHEORGHE: “Chaos slowly moves the shards off wood off him and he rolls onto his stomach! Dallas Carter moves from off the top of the ladder and he’s flat on his back! Man… just like that the tempo of this match was swung right back in the middle! Right when you thought Dallas Carter was going to sneak away with the PRODIGY Classic Xtreme championship, Chaos comes back and trips him up …”
JIVE: “Literally!”
GHEORGHE: “Now we’re back where we were just a few moments ago .. both men on the floor. Dallas Carter starts shaking his head as he tries to pick himself up … and Chaos still isn’t moving terribly much!”
JIVE: “Chaos somehow knew to stop Carter from getting by him .. maybe he used all his energy trying to delay the inevitable..”
GHEORGHE: “So you’re picking Carter to win!”
JIVE: “No … I’m just saying that that fall that Chaos took was … well, I have never seen anyone get up from something like that. Nevertheless try to climb a 12 foot ladder to get a championship..”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is an outstanding athlete… and if there is anyone that I think could quite possibly come back, it would be him.. Dallas Carter now on his knees… and he looks over at the busted table where Chaos is … AND HE’S WALKING OVER THERE! Carter picks Chaos up from off the arena floor….”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG!”
GHEORGHE: “WOW! Chaos’ face is covered with blood …. The referee might just have to stop this match in the name of safety!”
JIVE: “NEVER! Marceau said there’d be a champion tonight, rain or shine … life or death!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos looks absolutely horrible … and even Dallas Carter looks a little freaked by it.. Carter brings Chaos over to the guardrail… and he smashes his head into it … NO! CHAOS BLOCKED! CHAOS JABS THE EYE OF CARTER ….. AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE GUARDRAIL! CARTER GOES DOWN LIKE A BAG OF POTATOES!”
(SFX: Crowd groans!)
JIVE: “CHAOS JUST USED THAT FAN’s SHIRT AS A TOWEL!”
GHEORGHE: “Uh .. hmm.. Chaos just wiped a large amount of blood off his face … with the t-shirt from a fan at ringside .. while the fan was still wearing the shirt! Someone go get him a free merchandise tee or something…”
(CUTTO: Fan in the seats … he looks ecstatic that he has a …… souvenir of types…)
JIVE: “Well he doesn’t seem to mind.. but I’m sure his mom will when he gets home!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos stumbles around … and he finally walks over to where Carter is … AND CHAOS CLOTHESLINES CARTER TO THE ARENA FLOOR! Now Chaos goes over to the ladder …. AND HE SETS THE LADDER UP NEXT TO THE RING POST!! Chaos bac.. NO! CARTER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! BUT CHAOS ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE ……………. AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH THE LADDER!”
(SFX: Crowd groans.)
JIVE: “AND IT LOOKS LIKE CARTER’s BUSTED OPEN!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter’s multiple meetings with the ladder have finally busted him wide open as blood starts coming out of his forehead… and CARTER FALLS STRAIGHT BACKWARDS! Chaos charges in …. AND DROPS THE LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT! CHAOS NOW TOSSES THE LADDER IN THE RING!!!”
JIVE: “I THINK CHAOS IS GOING TO END THIS MATCH!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos slides in after the ladder… and now … HE RESTS IT AGAINST THE ROPES??”
JIVE: “What in God’s name is he doing?!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now slides back to the outside …. AND HE GOES OVER TO A TABLE! Chaos picks the table up ….. AND HE TOSSES IT STILL PROPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE RING! Chaos exerting enormous power … even after everything he’s gone through so far in the match!”
JIVE: “That’s the mark of a man who knows no limits!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now walks towards Dallas Carter …AND CARTER IS TRYING TO CLIMB UNDERNEATH THE RING!!! Chaos speeds up and catches him by the feet … AND CARTER IS USING EVERY OUNCE OF STENGTH IN HIS BODY TO GET UNDERNEATH!”
JIVE: “What a yellow back!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … CHAOS NOW BEGINS TO PULL CARTER FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING! He’s almost got him!”
(SFX: Crowd pops like crazy!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CARTER COMES OUT WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SPRAYS CHAOS SQUARE IN THE FACE!!! Chaos releases the grip on his feet and is now grabbing his face!!!”
JIVE: “HE’s BLINDED HIM! Throwing him 25 feet through a table wasn’t enough .. NOW HE’s BLINDED HIM!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter gets to his feet slowly … AND CHAOS WILDLY THROWING BLIND PUNCHES… By God he almost nailed the referee!!”
JIVE: “That’s what the referee gets for trying to interfere!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter is up and now he picks up a folded chair … AND CARTER JAVELINS IT RIGHT INTO CHAOS! Chaos gets hit with the chair and stumbles backwards … AND NOW CARTER WITH ANOTHER CHAIR … AND HE TOSSES ANOTHER CHAIR AT CHAOS! Chaos is hit again and ALMOST FALLS BACKWARDS OVER THE WOOD SHARDS! Carter looks around … AND NOW HE IS ASKING FANS FOR THEIR CHAIRS!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter needs to stop with this outside interference or else!”
GHEORGHE: “Are you going to go down there and stop him, Nick?”
JIVE: “Well.. maybe if Chaos cuts off both his arms in the next five minutes…”
GHEORGHE: “The fans are passing their chairs forward … AND CARTER KEEPS GRABBING THEM AND TOSSING THEM AT CHAOS! THREE! FOUR! FIVE CHAIRS NOW TOSSED AT CHAOS AND HE FALLS TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!”
JIVE: “The man is probably blinded for life … he can’t protect himself! They’re preying on a disabled man!”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW DALLAS CARTER IS TELLING THE FANS TO TOSS THEIR CHAIRS ON A STRETCHED OUT CHAOS!”
(CUTTO: Chairs galore as everyone in the first few rows takes their chairs and tosses it over the guardrail onto Chaos!)
CROWD: “DALLAS CARTER! DALLAS CARTER!”
GHEORGHE: “The fans here appreciating the opportunity given by Carter .. and now he raises his hands to the massive cheers from the crowd!”
JIVE: “I don’t even know where Chaos is anymore!”
GHEORGHE: “AND DALLAS CARTER NOW ON THE RING APRON!! CARTER …. CARTER IS HEADING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!”
JIVE: “What the hell is he going to do now?!?!”
GHEORHGE: “CARTER POINTS DOWN AT CHAOS ……..”
(SFX: Crowd practically seizures as they go crazy…)
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER SACRIFICES HIS BODY AS HE JUST BODY FROG SPLASHED THAT PILE OF CHAIRS WITH CHAOS SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH!!!”
JIVE: “I cannot believe this!!! He risked breaking every bone in his body just to do that!! I don’t think NEITHER man will win this championship tonight! They’re going to have to have someone else run down here and take the championship if they want this match to end!”
GHEORGHE: “Carter rolls off the pile in OBVIOUS pain ….. AND HE IS NOW BLEEDING FROM BOTH ARMS AND ON HIS CHIN!! If he’s bleeding… I can only imagine what kind of cut up Chaos is!”
JIVE: “I .. I don’t even want to see.”
GHEORGHE: “These two men are going all out .. AND THEN SOME in order to win the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship!”
JIVE: “I didn’t think it could happen … but I don’t see any way that Chaos gets up from this … Dallas Carter has … (gulps) ..”
GHEORGHE: “Has what, Nick?”
JIVE: (very quietly) “He’swonmyrespect.”
GHEORGHE: “What?”
JIVE: “I said he’s won my respect .. god dammit.”
GHEORGHE: “Rightfully so, Nick. I’m glad you came out and said it. Dallas Carter now pulling himself over to the guardrail… and listen to the fans! The fans are clapping, and hooting, and hollering, and cheering him to his feet! Dallas Carter places his hands onto the guardrail… AND PULLS HIMSELF UP! Dallas Carter IS ON HIS FEET!”
JIVE: “What a match this was, Tom … insane.”
GHEORGHE: “Carter now looks at the pile of chairs… and he starts tossing them aside!”
JIVE: “He’s got this match all sewn up! Why the hell is he doing this?!”
GHEORGHE: “Any man with some hint of compassion would want to make sure that he didn’t kill a man, Nick.”
JIVE: “WHY!”
GHEORGHE: “I said a man with compassion, Nick … I don’t expect you to understand. Dallas Carter now pushes away some more chairs .. and THERE’s HIS ARM! Dallas Carter now gets the rest of the chairs off him … AND CHAOS … OHHHHHH MY …….”
(SFX: Crowd is dead quiet.)
JIVE: “Woah..”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS’ ENTIRE FACE IS BLOODIED … AND HE IS NOT MOVING!”
JIVE: “Someone call the EMTs…”
GHEORGHE: “THE REFEREES NOW RUNNING DOWN THE RAMPWAY … AND THEY PULL DALLAS CARTER ASIDE …. Carter looks like he just saw a ghost! The referees talking to Chaos … and NOT GETTING ANY RESPONSE!”
JIVE: “GO CLIMB THE FUCKING LADDER!”
GHEORGHE: “NOW ISN’T APPROPRIATE. Here comes the EMTs with a stretcher .. ladies and gentlemen … I think this match is over.. I don’t know what will happen…”
JIVE: “The EMTs now hoist Chaos up onto the stretcher and strap him in … and now they’re washing his face off with some water to try to see what the damage is .. he could bleed to death if they don’t find out where its coming from…”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter looks beside himself … and here comes Nicki Carter running down to the ring….”
(Nicki Carter comes running down, her mascara running..)
JIVE: “This .. is … I don’t even know what to say…”
GHEORGHE: “The EMTs now rolling him up the rampway as they continue to wash his fa….”
(SFX: CROWD POPS … then jeers!)
GHEORGHE: “WAIT A MINUTE!!! CHAOS JUST GRABBED NICKI CARTER’s HAIR AS SHE WAS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMPWAY … AND SNAPPED HER DOWN AGAINST THE RAMPWAY!! CHAOS IS AWAKE!!!”
JIVE: “HOW?! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!”
GHEORGHE: “The EMTs trying to hold him down … BUT CHAOS BREAKS THE STRAP ….”
(SFX: Fans gasp!)
GHEORGHE: “AND HE JUST TOSSED AN EMT OFF OF THE RAMPWAY DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! CHAOS IS NOW PULLING HIMSELF OFF THE STRETCHER!”
JIVE: “HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS MATCH!”
GHEORGHE: “But he’s bleeding profusely!”
JIVE: “DALLAS CARTER DOESN’T CARE!!!”
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER CHARGES UP THE RAMP AFTER SEEING WHAT CHAOS DID …. AND NOW THEY’RE EXCHANGING PUNCHES NEXT TO THE STRETCHER!”
JIVE: “Where is he getting this from?!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter now on the losing side of this battle as Chaos continues to drive the right hands into the side of his head …. AND NOW CHAOS WITH AN ELBOW SENDS CARTER BACK! Chaos turns …. AND HE PUSHES THE STRETCHER RIGHT INTO DALLAS CARTER CAUSING HIM TO TUMBLE DOWN THE REST OF THE RAMPWAY!!!”
(SFX: Crowd begins to jeer profusely, although some CHAOS! chants can be heard!)
GHEORGHE: “Chaos moving VERRRRRRY slow…. Dallas Carter gets back to his feet … BUT CHAOS WITH ANOTHER ELBOW SENDS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST …. Chaos bends down and grabs a chair ….. AND HE JUST WALLOPS DALLAS CARTER RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD …. AND CARTER’s HEAD GOT STUCK BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE STEEL POST! Carter is down!”
JIVE: “I don’t know WHO to choose anymore!!! Both these men are INSANE!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now picks up Dallas Carter from off the floor … and he rolls him into the ring .. I still can’t believe that after all of this … THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!”
JIVE: “What did I just say, Tom … both these men have got more than just a few screws loose!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now slaps Dallas Carter across the face … AND NOW HE WALKS OVER TO THE LADDER RESTING ON THE ROPES …. AND HE IS SETTLING IT UP!”
JIVE: “But that ladder is too close to the corner, Tom! There’s no way he can get the championship from there!”
GHEORGHE: “That’s true … but I don’t think Chaos realizes it! Chaos now… CHAOS NOW WALKS OVER TO THE OTHER LADDER?! CHAOS HAS THE BROKEN LADDER …. AND NOW HE PLACES IT NEXT TO THE FIRST LADDER!! WHAT IS HE DOING?!”
JIVE: “That second ladder can barely stand .. Carter fell off it earlier trying to climb on it …”
GHEORGHE: “I am … WAIT … NOW CHAOS IS GRABBING THAT TABLE HE THREW IN FROM EARLIER ….. HE ISN’T!”
JIVE: “HE IS!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is placing that ladder …. ON TOP OF THE TWO LADDERS!! He is placing the sides on the top of the two ladders, making a SCAFFOLD TYPE STRUCTURE!”
JIVE: “What the hell is he going to do .. run across and jump for the championship?!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now over to Dallas Carter who is slumped over the second rope …. AND HE CHARGES AND HOPS ON CARTER’s BACK CHOKING HIM! Chaos sits there and bounces up and down on his back … he gets off of him … Chaos brings Carter up … AND HE PLACES THE HAND AROUND HIS THROAT!!!”
(SFX: Crowd jeers!!!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CHAOS CHOKESLAMS DALLAS CARTER DOWN TO THE MAT!!!”
JIVE: “If Chaos wins this championship here tonight … he will be a God amongst men to me!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now … CHAOS GRABS CARTER AGAIN!! CHAOS IS BRINGING CARTER OVER TO THE CORNER WHERE THE SCAFFOLD IS!”
JIVE: “I DON’T THINK THAT’s WHAT HE WAS GOING TO USE IT FOR, TOM!!!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS SITS ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE BRINGS CARTER WITH HIM …. AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE HEADING TO THE TOP …. NO …. NO ….”
(SFX: CROWD ERUPTS IN JEERS AND HISSES!!!)
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS JUST CHAOSBOMBED DALLAS CARTER OFF THE TOP ROPE RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS BEING HELD BY THE LADDERS!!!! CARTER JUST BROKE THROUGH THE TABLE AND WAS DROPPED TO THE MAT!!!”
JIVE: “HOLY SHIT! The force from that caused the ladder now to FULLY break … and it fell right on top of Chaos and Dallas Carter!!! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!”
(The camera slowly does an above ring scan. The broken table on the outside .. the EMTs trying to help Nicki Carter .. the huge pile of chairs .. the blood on the apron … the table in the ring with Chaos, Carter and the ladder all around it…)
GHEORGHE: “If this is what we’re to expect from the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme championship .. I think that we’re going to need more guys on the roster…”
JIVE: “Soon everyone will be MIA on the injured reserve list!”
GHEORGHE: “WAIT A MINUTE!!! IN THE RING!!! CHAOS!! CHAOS IS STARTING TO GET TO HIS FEET!!!”
JIVE: “He is an animal!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos … Chaos pushes the ladder off of him .. AND NOW HE’s ON HIS FEET!!! Chaos looks around at the ringside area … AND HE SMILES!”
JIVE: “HIS FACE IS SO RED FROM THE BLOOD THAT ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THE WHITES OF HIS TEETH!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now … Chaos brings the other ladder .. the WORKING ladder over to the center of the ring … AND HE CLAMPS IT IN PLACE …. AND NOW CHAOS …. SLOWLY … VERY SLOWLY … STARTS TO WALK UP THE RUNGS!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter is out of it … I don’t think he’s going to be waking up anytime soon.. they’re going to have to pry him off the mat in order to get the Television championship match underway …”
GHEORGHE: “There’s another match … between that and the Chamber Cage match between the four competitors in the main event … International Intrigue should be called an International War Zone!”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS ALMOST THERE!”
GHEORGHE: “DALLAS CARTER IS STILL LYING UNCONCIOUS ON THE MAT … AND CHAOS IS ALMOST TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! THE PRODIGY© CLASSIC XTREME TITLE HANGS JUST A FEW INCHES AWAY …. CHAO… HE’s GOT IT!!! CHAOS HAS GOT THE TITLE IN HIS HANDS!!! AND HE GETS IT LOOSE!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings as the fans begin …. to CHEER!)
GHEORGHE: “BY GOD AFTER ALL THIS CHAOS IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!”
JACOBS: “Ladies and gentlemen… the winner of the match … and the first ever New ERA PRODIGY CLASSIC© XTREME CHAMPION……….. CHAOS!!!”
(CUEUP: ‘You Could Be Mine’ by Guns ‘n Roses as Chaos is handed the championship .. which he immediately bleeds all over!)
GHEORGHE: “I don’t know how these two men lasted as long as they did … but both of them are going to have to go STRAIGHT to the nearest hospital here in Montreal… They practically KILLED EACH OTHER!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe it, Tom … Congratulations to Chaos on winning the championship .. I always knew you would!”
GHEORGHE: “WHAT?!”
JIVE: “Deep down, I did…”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen.. I can’t believe the match these two put on.. this will be remembered for years to come …. WOW.”
