(CUTTO: The Arena as the cameras spin around the arena showing the fans, the camera stops and moves down showing Nick and Tom at ringside behind their announcing desk.)
GHEORGHE: “Suicide is on his way for match number two tonight here on RAUCOUS!”
JIVE: “Oh that's really cool… but I want to the see the Fatal Four-way!”
GHEORGHE: “Yeah yeah we're getting to that!”
JIVE: “Yes, but I want that NOW.”
GHEORGHE: “I don't think so, Nick. We still need to get through this next match AND the Television Championship match before we make our way to the Fatal Fourway Battle Royal for the World Heavyweight Championship.”
JIVE: “Peter File is going to shoot past all of them and come out on top…. Yea.”
GHEORGHE: “Oooooooh-kay.”
JIVE: “You know you love it.”
GHEORGHE: “Our next match should be an interesting one as we see how well Suicide will fair as he goes into action for the second time tonight against Brody Hansen, the Southern Beast.”
JIVE: “Hansen had a hell of a match with Jean Rabesque, and came out a tad short, unfortunately, and I'm sure he's going to take out all that frustration out on Suicide tonight.”
GHEORGHE: “As we stated earlier, his match with Cane was pretty one-sided, and ended after Suicide back body dropped Trevor Cane off the TOP TURNBUCKLE and then followed that up with a moonsault!”
JIVE: “Suicide managing to show us all why he has a reputation.”
GHEORGHE: “Brody Hansen does have a lot to prove here tonight and he's hoping that Suicide has been fatigued even just a little from his earlier match.”
JIVE: “I'm rearing to go … so let's throw this thing up to Carl before I excite myself in my pants!”
(CUTTO: The big screens up at the top of the ramp where on the screen it shows the next match's lineup.)
JACOBS: “The following match up is for one fall and it has a time limit of 30 minutes!”
JIVE: “Hurry up! This guy takes to long to announce people!”
(CUEUP: 'Bad to the Bone' by George Thorogood. Brody walks down the ring entrance as the crowd cheers and more boo. Camera cuts to a sign in the arena saying “Hansen Sucks” another one saying “Hansen #1.”)
JIVE: “I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready I'm ready I'm really, really ready!”
GHEORGHE: “You are one sick, sick man Nick.”
JACOBS: “Making his way to the ring weighing 275 pounds and standing 6'5 hailing from Loco, Oklahoma !!! BRODY HANSEN!!!”
(Hansen slides in the ring and warms up for the match.)
JACOBS: “And his opponent….”
(CUEUP: “Sober” By Tool. Suicide comes out from behind the curtain as the crowd pops up out of their seats cheering. Suicide walks down the ramp way.)
JACOBS: “Standing at 6'3 and weighing 231 pounds….”
JIVE: “Look at him, he looks exhausted.”
GHEORGHE: “He does not.”
JACOBS: “Hailing from the Bronx , New York !! SUICIDE!!”
(Suicide slides in the ring.)
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “And Suicide starting this match up early as he goes straight at Hansen.”
JIVE: “YAY! Maybe he will end this early so I can see the Fatal Four-Way!”
GHEORGHE: “Will you shut up already about the Fatal Fourway! Hansen gets up from the Suicide fist as Suicide ties up with him…. Suicide locks his arms around Hansen and he nails a Gordbuster .. Suicide managing to get off to a hot start tonight as Hansen was caught off guard it seems.”
JIVE: “Suicide has a knack for trying to keep people offguard .. that's where he is most dangerous!”
GHEORGHE: “Hansen gets up to his feet …. Brody Hansen with the right jabs to the face of Suicide. Brody locking up … and he hits a snap suplex .. Hansen not releasing as he lifts Suicide up again and he nails ANOTHER snap suplex. Hansen doesn't release THIS one either!! Hansen now bringing Suicide up again … he holds him in the air …”
JIVE: “Hansen showing off his strength with this vertical suplex!”
GHEORGHE: “No! Suicide manages to come down on top of Hansen in a beautiful counter!”
JIVE: “ONE .. but Hansen easily manages to kick out!!”
GHEORGHE: “Hansen gets up and charges at Suicide. Suicide ducks and pops up as Hansen is on his way back… Suicide with a TILT A WHIRL SLAM!!! Hansen hits the mat and now Suicide has on an Indian Deathlock!”
JIVE: “And Suicide aiming for that bad knee of Hansen!”
GHEORGHE: “Hansen's knee was injured during the semi finals of the Television title tournament, but we were told that it was pretty close to 100% tonight.”
JIVE: “Close to isn't 100%.”
GHEORGHE: “Hansen grabs the bottom rope as Suicide lets go of the hold. Hansen getting onto his feet …. And now Suicide picks him up and irish whips him HARD into the turnbuckle… Suicide mounting Hansen now … and now he starts wailing him in the face with closed fists!”
CROWD: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide hops off of Hansen … and Hansen takes a few steps forward before falling flat on his face!! Suicide picking up Brody Hansen …. AND HE NAILS HANSEN WITH A JUMPING SUICIDEDRIVER!”
JIVE: “DAMN! That Suicidedriver echoed throughout the arena! Suicide covers him … ONE … TWO … NO!! A kickout by Hansen!!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide lifts Brody Hansen up …. Irish whips him into the corner … REVERSAL BY HANSEN… AND ITS RE-REVERSED BY SUICIDE AS BRODY GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER!!! Suicide runs in after him … ENZIGURI TO THE FACE OF BRODY HANSEN AND THEY BOTH GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!”
JIVE: “WHOA! What a move, what a show here on RAUCOUS! Brody Hansen and Suicide both outside the ring!!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide now lifts up Hansen and irish whips him into the steel ring steps.. and HANSEN HITS THE STEPS KNEES FIRST! HANSEN HIT THOSE STEPS SO HARD THAT THE HE JUST DID A FRONT FLIP OVER THEM!”
JIVE: “And now Suicide is back working on the leg of Hansen… Come on! Hansen is trying to crawl into the ring .. Suicide better give this man some room!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide pulls Hansen to the middle of the ring and locks on a single legged Boston Crab on that bad knee of Hansen … oh my .. listen to Hansen yell out … Hansen is screaming in pain. … Suicide breaks the hold ..”
JIVE: “Hansen's not getting up! He's just laying there holding his knee! What the hell has Suicide done!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee talking to Hansen .. and he is walking away towards the bell keeper … and Suicide locks on another single legged Boston Crab on that damaged knee as Hansen is screaming in agony!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “And it looks like the referee has signaled for this match to end!”
JIVE: “But Suicide still has that move on him! Suicide is telling the ref to go fuck himself that he wants to kill Brody Hansen's career!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide hasn't said ANYTHING! I don't even think that Suicide has realized what is going on!”
(All of a sudden from the crowd a man jumps out with a chair and runs in the ring and hits Suicide in the back. Suicide rolls out of the ring and gets to his feet, staring in the ring at the man who hit him.)
JIVE: “CHAOS!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos has entered the ring and nailed Suicide with a chair while he had that single legged Boston Crab on Brody Hansen!!! What the hell is going on here?”
JACOBS: “The winner of this match due to an injury submission …… SUICIDE!”
(CUEUP: “Sober” by Tool as Suicide looks at Chaos standing in the ring with the chair. The music cuts off as Chaos grabs a microphone.)
GHEORGHE: “Chaos has a microphone and he is going to say something!”
JIVE: “I LOVE IT! But whats happening to Hansen?”
GHEORGHE: “A team of paramedics has come to ringside … and my god, they have a stretcher.”
CHAOS: “You know I heard you run your mouth. I heard you talking about the RMWF. I heard you talking about the CWWF. Well that's all in the past Suicide. That's all history nobody here gives a damn about. There's just one problem now. Brody Hansen here is my friend. YOUR NOT!!! Forget about the past Suicide.”
(He walks over and looks down at him from the ring.)
CHAOS: “You need to worry about the future we're going to have.”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS IN NEW ERA!!!”
GHEORGHE: “I cannot believe this! By the way ladies and gentlemen, Brody Hansen has been placed on that stretcher and he is being taken out of the arena …”
JIVE: “Look at Suicide! Suicide and Chaos are looking at each other as if they have daggers in their eyes! Suicide finally turns and he is walking up the rampway … Chaos' eyes following him the whole way there! I cannot believe this!”
GHEORGHE: “I am lost for words on not only the Hansen injury, but also on this new development with Chaos and Suicide … ladies and gentlemen we will be right back with our next match up John Doe versus Jean Rabesque! This is the finals of the long anticipated Television Championship tournament … 16, well 19 men in actuality, have graced the tournament brackets at one time or another .. and here tonight, the final two will face off!”
JIVE: “That's for the Television Championship!”
GHEORGHE: “Yeah, and it's next!”