JACOBS: “The following match up is a double debut match. It is scheduled for ONE FALL and has a 30 minute time limit!”
(CUEUP: 'My Own Summer (Shove It)' by The Deftones.)
JACOBS: “Introducing first …. Hailing from an unknown location ….. he stands 6’6 and weighs 275 ….”
(Necromancer comes out cockily, while the fans all are showing their discontent. He pays no attention to them as he makes his way to the ring, with Mindkiller following a about 5 feet behind him. Once they get in the ring, Mindkiller looks down the ramp waiting for Chaos.)
JACOBS: “Led to the ring by his manager NECROMANCER … HE IS MINDKILLER!”
(SFX: Fans boo … all of a sudden it gets quiet.)
JIVE: “HOLY SHIT! CHAOS HAS COME FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING AND CLOCKS MINDKILLER IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!”
(SFX: Bell rings)
GHEORGHE: “And CHAOS slides into the ring …. AND HE IS NAILING FOREARM AFTER FOREARM INTO MINDKILLER’s FACE! He irish whips Mindkiller into the ropes …. FOLLOWS HIM IN AND CLOTHESLINES MINDKILLER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “Chaos is MANHANDLING Mindkiller! Necromancer is beside himself!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now slides under the bottom rope … AND THEY’RE BRAWLING ON THE FLOOR!! Mindkiller with a knee to the gut ….. AND HE SENDS CHAOS FLYING INTO THE RING STEPS!”
JIVE: “This is going to get ugly fast.”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller now brings Chaos to his feet … AND HE SLAMS THE FOREHEAD OF CHAOS INTO THE APRON! NOW HE DRAGS CHAOS’ FACE ACROSS THE APRON!”
JIVE: “That has got to burn!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is starting to come out of the ring … but Necromancer steps in his way and is trying to draw his attention … the referee is now arguing with Necromancer. Mindkiller takes Chaos …. AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM … CHAOS REVERSES AND MINDKILLER GOES CRASHING INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Chaos is walking at him .. but he stops …”
JIVE: “Chaos picked up some ring wire!!!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS NOW USING THE RING WIRE TO STRANGLE MINDKILLER!! Necromancer doesn’t notice this and he is still distracting the referee!!”
JIVE: “HEY!! NECRO!! LOOK!”
GHEORGHE: “Nick Jive just got Necromancer’s attention and now he’s pointing to Chaos!!! The referee runs over and breaks up the choke but who knows how much damage has already been done! Chaos now picking up Mindkiller and he is bringing him to the ring … WAIT! HE JUST TOSSED MINDKILLER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL POLE! Mindkiller hits the pole and falls to the floor!”
JIVE: “Chaos must have seen Suicide’s match earlier, and now he is trying to show him just what damage he can cause!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is now demanding that Chaos get into the ring as he tends to Mindkiller. Chaos rolls into the ring as the ref bends down to help up Mindkiller … BUT MINDKILLER DOESN’T KNOW WHO IT IS AND HE PULLS THE REF INTO THE POLE!!! The ref goes down!”
JIVE: “And Chaos’ eyes just lit up.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos immediately rolls back to the outside as Mindkiller realizes that it was the ref … AND HE DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE AS HE AND CHAOS MEET UP ON THE OUTSIDE AND TRADE LEFTS AND RIGHTS!”
JIVE: “Whatever sanity that was about to be installed in this match flew out the window!”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller getting the upperhand …. He hooks the waist of Chaos …. SIDEWALK SLAM TO THE ARENA FLOOR! Mindkiller now gets to his feet ….. AND HE GETS THE CHAIR THAT CHAOS HAD USED ON HIM EARLIER!”
JIVE: “They say payback is a bitch.”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is STILL not moving ….. Mindkiller raises the chair over his head as Chaos starts to get up …… AND CHAOS WITH A QUICK SHOT TO THE GUT FORCES MINDKILLER TO DROP THE CHAIR! CHAOS NOW WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT MINDKILLER DOESN’T GO DOWN!”
JIVE: “Chaos now backing up … he’s going to do it until he can get him down!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos charges again …. BUT MINDKILLER WITH A DROP TOP HOLD AND CHAOS’ HEAD HITS THE CHAIR THAT FELL ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
(CUTTO: The fans, who are enjoying the carnage, are on their feet.)
JIVE: “At least the fans are showing their animalistic sides…”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is starting to get ahold of himself …. He is on his feet although he’s wobbling ….”
(SFX: Fans pop)
GHEORGHE: “AND AS MINDKILLER WAS WINDING UP TO PUNCH CHAOS HE INADVERTENTLY NAILED THE REFEREE!”
JIVE: “And the ref is back down! We need some bigger guys to ref, Tom … these weaklings go down like an intern in the White House from 1992-2000.”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller turns around to look at what happened …. AND THIS ALLOWS CHAOS TO GRAB THE CHAIR!!! CHAOS JABS THE CHAIR INTO THE THROAT OF MINDKILLER WHO BENDS OVER …. CHAOS SLAMS THE CHAIR OVER MINDKILLER’s BACK!!! Mindkiller goes down on the floor! Chaos goes underneath the ring …. What is he doing?!”
JIVE: “He better do it quickly because the referee is getting back to his feet!”
GHEORGHE: “And so isn’t Mindkiller! Mindkiller looks enraged … Chaos comes up … AND HE HAS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! CHAOS SPRAYS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
JIVE: “BY GOD!”
GHEORGHE: “MINDKILLER DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AND THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER FLUID WENT IN THE FACE OF THE REFEREE!!! THE REFEREE IS ON THE FLOOR ROLLING AROUND!”
JIVE: “I think the person in this match who has hurt the most is the referee and he’s not even in it!”
GHEORGHE: “MINDKILLER HITS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND IT HITS CHAOS UNDERNEATH THE CHIN! Mindkiller now with a hook …. And he SUPLEXES CHAOS TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “Mindkiller IS COMING OVER HERE!”
(Mindkiller walks over to the announce table. He grabs Nick Jive’s Poland Spring bottle and takes a swig. He looks at the bottle funny and then at Jive.)
JIVE: “What?? Its their new flavor…”
GHEORGHE: “Uh, what are you talking about..”
JIVE: “Nothing.”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller now on his way back to Chaos …. AND FINALLY he rolls him into the ring….. BUT MINDKILLER IS GOING UNDERNEATH THE RING!”
JIVE: “Luckily the referee is still on the ground so he can’t have any more damage down to him.”
GHEORGHE: “MINDKILLER HAS A TABLE!!! Mindkiller is in the ring and HE IS SETTING UP THE TABLE RIGHT IN THE CENTER! Chaos has moved over to the ropes … Mindkiller sets the table up and walks over to Chaos …. CHAOS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! MINDKILLER COMES BACK ….. ANOTHER KICK!”
JIVE: “I think Chaos knows that that table isn’t for a nice poker game.”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller comes back ….. BUT CHAOS GOES BEHIND … HOOKS HIM …… AND CHAOS MANAGES TO GERMAN SUPLEX MINDKILLER!”
JIVE: “Mindkiller’s head almost nailed the table!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now back up … he looks at the table and then again at Mindkiller who is beginning to get up …. And … CHAOS IS GOING TO THE OUTSIDE!”
JIVE: “Why on Earth would Chaos go to the outside!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS GOING UNDER THE RING AGAIN!”
JIVE: “Is there a mini-bar under there that I don’t know about?”
JACOBS: “There are TEN MINUTES left in the match…”
GHEORGHE: “But there hasn’t been a referee for the whole thing!”
JIVE: “Rules are rules, Tom.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos comes back …. Oh my… CHAOS HAS A 6ft LADDER!”
JIVE: “Where’s the 20 foot one!”
GHEORGHE: “Who cares! CHAOS SLIDES INTO THE RING …. He picks up the LADDER ….. BUT MINDKILLER MEETS HIM HALFWAY … AND THEY’RE FIGHTING OVER THE LADDER!”
JIVE: “Jesus Christ can’t we get another referee down here?”
GHEORGHE: “MINDKILLER REACHES OVER THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND GRABS A HOLD OF CHAOS’ NECK!!!”
JIVE: “That should give control of the ladder to him quickly.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos releases the ladder and is struggling to get Mindkiller’s hands off his throat … MINDKILLER KICKS THE LADDER OVER! Mindkiller with a tilt-a-whirl slam that brings Chaos to the mat … MINDKILLER MAKES THE COVER!”
JIVE: “THERE’s NO REF!”
GHEORGHE: “Necromancer is trying his harder to help the ref but the referee can’t see!”
JIVE: “HERE PUT SOME POLAND SPRING IN HIS FACE …. WAIT! NEVERMIND! I might need this ….”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller gets to his feet and walks over to Necromancer to see what is going on with the referee. Necromancer looks up and tells him to continue beating on Chaos!”
JIVE: “What a smart man Necromancer is.”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller going back to Chaos … he picks him up … atomic drops him …. Mindkiller against the ropes …. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF CHAOS ….. BUT CHAOS MANAGED TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AND MINDKILLER’s LEG HIT THE LADDER!!!”
JACOBS: “There are now FIVE minutes remaining in the match….”
JIVE: “FIVE MINUTES!”
GHEORGHE: “Mindkiller’s leg is caught …. AND CHAOS IS YANKING THE LADDER ADDING MORE PRESSURE ONTO MINDKILLER’s LEG!!! FINALLY MINDKILLER GETS HIS LEG OUT AND CHARGES AT CHAOS!!!”
(SFX: Crowd pops)
GHEORGHE: “Chaos brought the ladder in front of him and Mindkiller knocked the wind out of himself!!! CHAOS IS NOW SETTING MINDKILLER UP ON THE TABLE!!!!”
JIVE: “The referee is walking around … if Chaos can nail this … he may have this in the bag with about four minutes to go!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS IS NOW ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!”
(SFX: The crowd pops huge as all heads turn to the ramp.)
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE HAS STEPPED THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT CHAOS!!! CHAOS SEES HIM AND NOW HE IS YELLING AT SUICIDE FROM THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “He better hurry up!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now pointing at Suicide …… CHAOS FLIES OFF AND HITS MINDKILLER WITH AN ELBOW DROP OFF THAT TOP ROPE …. AND THE TABLE SNAPS IN HALF AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE MAT!!!”
JACOBS: “There are TWO minutes remaining in the match …. TWO MINUTES.”
JIVE: “Chaos needs to get the ref over there and cover Mindkiller!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee rolls into the ring …… and he sees the broken table! The referee sees the ladder!! The referee is moving the ladder out of the ring …. AND CHAOS IS MAKING THE PIN! CHAOS IS PINNING MINDKILLER ON TOP OF THE TABLE BUT THE REFEREE IS TOO BUSY CLEARING THE RING OUT OF THE FOREIGN OBJECTS!”
JIVE: “Chaos is livid!!! Chaos walks over to the ref and turns him around! NOW THE REF IS YELLING AT CHAOS!”
JACOBS: “There is ONE minute remaining in the match.”
GHEORGHE: ” Chaos points to Mindkiller AND HE MAKES THE COVER ……. ONE …….. TWO ……… KICKOUT!”
JIVE: “HOW DID HE DO THAT?”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos gets to his feet …… AND HE’s GOING BACK TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! Chaos is climbing the top rope …. And now he looks at Suicide who is simply staring at him!”
JIVE: “Suicide coming here has broken up Chaos’ mindset!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS POINTS AT MINDKILLER AGAIN!!!! HE FLIES OFF!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings)
JIVE: “The bell has rung!”
GHEORGHE: “MINDKILLER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND CHAOS WENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!”
JACOBS: “This match has reached the thirty minute time limit and thus …… IS A TIME LIMIT DRAW!”
GHEORGHE: “What an AMAZING match put on by both of these men as Necromancer is in the ring telling Mindkiller to get to his feet!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe these two had such a rough go! I would never have expected their debut to have been so vicious!”
GHEORGHE: “Necromancer called Mindkiller a monster, and he definitely showed it here tonight, while Chaos had something to prove to Suicide …. Who invariably probably cost him the victory here tonight!”
JIVE: “My hands are shaking .. look.”
GHEORGHE: “Its probably from the vodka…”
JIVE: “What vodka? I don’t have any vodka….”
(Jive takes a swig of Poland Springs.)
GHEORGHE: “What an amazing debut … I sure hope these too meet again in the near future ... but when he come back … we have the SECOND of the double debut matches as Angel Latora takes on Troy Douglas!!! JOIN US WHEN WE GET BACK!”
(FADEOUT: To Necromancer who has Mindkiller on his feet. They look at Chaos who is just starting to stir before they exit the ring.)
