GHEORGHE: “THREE!!!”
JIVE: “HE DID IT!”
JACOBS: “MINDKILLER has been eliminated!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide is now pointing at Chaos …. But John Doe runs into the ring!”
JIVE: “I think as Mindkiller just illustrated for us, you do NOT want to get in Suicide’s way when he’s gunning for Chaos!”
GHEORGHE: “Doe in the ring now and charges at Suicide …. AND HE KNOCKS SUICIDE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Suicide gets back to his feet …. AND DOE KNOCKS HIM DOWN AGAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!”
JIVE: “Well at least this won’t last long …”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe is now yelling the face of Suicide … he’s telling him to get up …. Suicide on his feet now .. Doe comes at him with another clothesline … BUT SUICIDE DUCKS! John Doe against the ropes …. Comes back AND SUICIDE HITS HIM WITH A SPINNING BACKHAND KNUCKLE THAT DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! Suicide now OVER IN CHAOS’ corner and HE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND DRAGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE IN TO THE RING!”
JIVE: “Suicide wants a piece of Chaos real bad … and if that means he’s gotta drag him in the ring .. then so be it!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide with the hands around the throat of Chaos ……”
(SFX: Crowd groans.)
GHEORGHE: “AND CHAOS KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE GROIN! Suicide relinquishes the grip he had on Chaos … Chaos locking the waist … BELLY TO BACK SUPLEXES SUICIDE AND SUICIDE’s HEAD HIT THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!”
JIVE: “The ref is now over there getting Chaos out of the ring.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is now telling John Doe to tag him in …”
JIVE: “Doe is a wimp! He tags in Chaos knowing that Chaos will be spent if he eliminates Suicide here!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is now in the ring and the fans are on their feet!! Chaos picks up Suicide …. BUT SUICIDE GRABS THE HEAD OF CHAOS AND HITS A JAWBREAKER! Chaos walks to the center of the ring as Suicide comes after him … Suicide with shot to the midsection doubling over Chaos ….. DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUICIDEDRIVER! The cover!!! ONE …………. TWO ………. KICKOUT!”
JIVE: “Suicide isn’t going to quit until he has eliminated Chaos permanently.”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide brings Chaos back to his feet …. He hooks him …. SCOOP SUICIDEDRIVER! Suicide with another cover …… ONE ………………. TWO …………….. AND JOHN DOE RUNS IN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN FALL!”
JIVE: “You don’t want to face Suicide when he’s on a roll like this …”
GHEORGHE: “Doe back in his corner as Suicide follows him! Doe tries to get through the ropes BUT SUICIDE GRABS HIS LEG!! SUICIDE YANKS HIM TO THE MAT …… Suicide grabs the other leg ……”
JIVE: “CHAOS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos turns around to Suicide and Doe ……. AND SUICIDE CATAPULTS JOHN DOE RIGHT ON TOP OF CHAOS!!!”
JIVE: “He knew he was there the whole time!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee now trying to roll John Doe out of the ring … as Suicide picks up Chaos … He runs in the corner …. CHAOS’ back RAMS into the turnbuckle as Suicide turns him around ….. AND POWERSLAMS HIM TO THE MAT! Suicide Stampede! The cover ….. ONE ……….. TWO …………….. THRE—NO! Chaos kicked out at the last moment!!”
JIVE: “You gotta give credit to Chaos! He’s managed to kick out of some very stiff moves!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide is handling himself just fine against two opponents..”
JIVE: “I’d say! John Doe is just getting back to the corner … and Chaos is on the mat!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide picks up Chaos …. AND HE LOCKS HIM IN A SLEEPER!”
JIVE: “I shudder to think what Suicide would do if he put Chaos to sleep..”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos is trying to push him back ….. Chaos making some ground …… AND CHAOS MANAGES TO CORNER SUICIDE INTO HIS OWN CORNER ….. and JOHN DOE TAGS HIMSELF IN!!”
JIVE: “I don’t think Suicide knows that … or at least, he doesn’t seem to care because he still has that sleeper on Chaos!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe goes to wallop Suicide from behind but stops short ….. JOHN DOE LOCKS SUICIDE IN A SLEEPER!”
JIVE: “Hot damn! A double sleeper!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe locks his hand and Suicide tries to lock his harder …… CHAOS LOOKS TO BE OUT!”
JIVE: “But Doe’s the legal man!”
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE IS SLOWLY LOSING HIS GRIP ON CHAOS AND CHAOS FALLS TO THE MAT! The referee is trying to wake him up to get him to go to the outside …. AND NOW SUICIDE SLUMPS TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “I don’t believe it.”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe is walking around the ring with his arms in the air gloating over the fact that he put Suicide to sleep!!! John Doe with the cover ….. ONE ………………… TWO …………………. AND SUICIDE KICKS OUT WITH SUCH AUTHORITY THAT JOHN DOE FLEW AT LEAST A FOOT INTO THE AIR!”
JIVE: “He was playing opossum!”
GHEORGHE: “John Doe’s eyes are wide open as Suicide is getting to his feet!! Doe shaking his head at Suicide …… DOE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! JOHN DOE HOOKS THE HEAD …. BUT SUICIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!! John Doe hits the ground and now looks over to his corner where Chaos is finally starting to get up!”
JIVE: “What a wuss!”
GHEORGHE: “DOE TRYING TO MAKE A B-LINE FOR THE CORNER … BUT SUICIDE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM TO THE MAT!! John Doe’s head just cracked against the mat! Suicide is calling for it!”
JIVE: “I’m afraid its over for Mr. Doe.”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide places Doe up on his shoulders …… BURNING HAMMER!!! BURNING HAMMER!!! Suicide with the cover …… ONE …………………. TWO …………………….. THREE!!!! We are down to TWO!”
JIVE: “YES!”
JACOBS: “JOHN DOE has been eliminated!”
JIVE: “Holy shit … we’re down to Chaos and Suicide!! I am not sure this ring can survive the beatings these two are going to give each other!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos comes into the ring and he is met with a right hook by Suicide! Chaos grabs Suicide’s mask and tries to throw him to the mat … but Suicide grabs the arm of Chaos and brings him down! SUICIDE WITH A FUJIWARA ARM BAR! He is trying to get Chaos to give up!”
JIVE: “I am surprised! But maybe he’s just softening him up!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide bending WAAAAYYY back now! But he releases the hold as the referee goes to ask Chaos if he wants to give! Suicide up … AND HE DROPS A LEG ON CHAOS’ THROAT! Suicide now picking up Chaos …. AND HE BRINGS HIM TO THE CORNER …. SUICIDE REPEATEDLY DRIVING THE ELBOW INTO THE HEAD OF CHAOS!”
JIVE: “This is more of what I thought would happen!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide now driving the shoulder into the stomach of Chaos! Suicide with an irish whip … AND CHAOS HITS THE OPPOSITE CORNER FULL FORCE CHEST FIRST!!! SUICIDE CHARGES IN AFTER HIM AND CLOBBERS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Suicide now with Chaos by the head … AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!”
JIVE: “This is what I was afraid would happen!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide now going through the ropes to Chaos who is on the outside …. AND CHAOS IS TRYING TO GO UNDERNEATH THE RING! Suicide grabs the foot of Chaos ……. AND CHAOS CLOBBERS HIM WITH A RING WRENCH!”
JIVE: “Those are used to tighten the ropes… but hey, whatever works!”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide is down on one knee holding his head ….. AND CHAOS WALLOPS HIM AGAIN WITH THE RING WRENCH! AND NOW CHAOS IS STRADDLING SUICIDE AND HE’s CHOKING HIM!! The referee is out of the ring now and he’s trying to get Chaos to get off Suicide!”
JIVE: “For the #1 contendership, there can’t be a double disqualification or double count out now … so the referee has got to keep this thing in the best control he can.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos gets off Suicide …… he walks over to the time keeper … AND HE HAS A CHAIR!! CHAOS SETS THE CHAIR UP … and now he is picking Suicide up. ….. OH MY LORD!!! CHAOS BOMB ON THE SET UP CHAIR!!! That chair just BROKE!!”
JIVE: “If Chaos rolls Suicide into the ring, he can very well have his Television Championship shot!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos doesn’t seem to be making ANY move to get Suicide in the ring … AS HE IS GOING BACK UNDERNEATH!”
JIVE: “But then again … if you’re going to murder a guy … might as well do it now.”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos comes back out … with …. With …. CHAOS HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! SOMEONE GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM!!!”
JIVE: “Suicide’s next costume change will be a suit … and tie …. In a coffin.”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD ………. BUT THE REFEREE YANKS ON IT AND IT FALLS TO THE GROUND BEHIND CHAOS!! Chaos turns … AND HE HAS RAGE IN HIS EYES!!! The REFEREE TURNS AND RUNS … AND NOW CHAOS IS CHASING THE REFEREE!!”
JIVE: “Edit that .. the referee’s next outfit will be a suit and tie …”
GHEORGHE: “The referee runs around the ring and past Suicide ….. Chaos is not far behind him …… BUT SUICIDE GRABS THE LEG OF CHAOS AND TRIPS HIM UP …… CHAOS’ HEAD JUST HIT THE BROKEN CHAIR!!”
JIVE: “And I think the ref just soiled himself in happiness.”
GHEORGHE: “Suicide is VERY slow to move … as Chaos is still holding his head … Suicide rolls Chaos into the ring now … and he goes in after him. Suicide picks up Chaos …. BUT CHAOS CATCHES HIM AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DDT! Chaos is on his feet …. AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE CHAOS BOMB!!!”
JIVE: “Finally, this madness will come to an end!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos lifts up Suicide …. CHAOS BOM.. NO!! SUICIDE SLIDES DOWN THE BACK OF CHAOS AND ROLLS HIM UP!!! SUICIDE GRABS THE TIGHTS …. ONE ………………….. TWO ……………………. THREE!”
JIVE: “NO! CHAOS KICKED OUT!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY MANAGED TO REGAIN HIMSELF AND GOT OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT!”
JIVE: “I don’t believe it!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos and Suicide up …. Chaos charges at Suicide ….. SPINEBUSTER! SUICIDE IS CALLING FOR THE BURNING HAMMER!”
JIVE: “Chaos looks out of it!”
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE LIFTS HIM UP …… BURNING HAMMER!!! BURNING HAMMER!!! SUICIDE WITH THE COVER ….”
JIVE: “He’s not covering him!”
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE IS NOT COVERING HIM! SUICIDE …. SUICIDE IS GOING FOR THE FULL NELSON LEG LOCK HE CALLS THE NO SHELTER!!”
JIVE: “Suicide has it locked on!!”
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE HAS THE NO SHELTER LOCKED ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ….. CHAOS IS NOT MOVING ….. THE REF …. THE REF …. THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match … the sole survivor and #1 CONTENDER TO THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP ……. SUICIDE!”
JIVE: “SUICIDE ISN’T RELEASING THE HOLD!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee is trying to PRY SUICIDE OFF OF CHAOS BUT SUICIDE HAS SNAPPED!! SUICIDE REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REFEREE!!”
(SFX: Bell rings, and rings and rings.)
JIVE: “Suicide has SNAPPED!”
GHEORGHE: “THE REFEREE IS NOW THREATENING SUICIDE …. BUT SUICIDE IS LOOKING AT THE GROUND AND IGNORING THE REFEREE!! SOMEONE STOP HIM!”
(The referee shakes his finger one last time at Suicide before walking over to Carl Jacobs.)
JIVE: “CHAOS IS TURNING PURPLE….”
JACOBS: “The referee is informing me …. That he is REVERSING his DECISION ……. THE WINNER of this match by DISQUALIFICATION ….. the SOLE SURVIVOR AND #1 CONTENDER TO THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP ……… CHAOS!”
(As Suicide hears this he releases the hold and looks at the referee, who wisely jumps out of the ring and runs up the rampw.)
GHEORGHE: “SUICIDE RELEASED THE HOLD …. Suicide is now looking at Chaos …… AND HE WALKS OUT OF THE RING …. Ladies and gentlemen …. We have GOT to take a commercial break …. We need some help down here ….. but when we get back the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line as El Arco Iris takes on the Champ himself, LARRY TACT!”
