JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit… Introducing first…”
(CUEUP: ‘You Could Be Mine’ by Guns n’ Roses. Chaos comes out and walks down to the ring … he still has some burn marks on his arms from the Electrified Exploding Cage match.)
JIVE: “Look at him .. he’s still charred!”
JACOBS: “He hails from Las Vegas, Nevada …. Standing seven feet tall and weighing in at 305 pounds … he is the former New ERA Television Champion……. CHAOS!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos was duped by Suicide, who at the time I thought was pretending to be Spectre … but with the way Suicide’s been acting … there may be two people fighting inside his body for control!”
JACOBS: “And his opponent…”
(CUEUP: ‘Theme to Psycho’. All of the lights in the arena start dimming down. A thunder sounds goes through the arena. After a couple of seconds, growling is heard as The Psycho theme starts playing louder on the PA system. Red Devastator makes his way to the stage.)
JACOBS: “He stands six feet 10 inches …. And weighs 306 pounds ….. hailing from Washington D.C. ……… RED DEVASTATOR!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “Look at those two! They are standing toe to toe in the middle of the ring ….”
GHEORGHE: “Devastator and Chaos only are a pound difference in weight … and Chaos stands two inches taller … but both men are fine specimens! Chaos is saying something to Red Devastator … and Devastator is mouthing back now …. AND NOW THEY BEGIN TO EXCHANGE BLOWS! Chaos with some rights to the gut of Devastator …. But Devastator grabs Chaos by the head and headbutts him! Chaos stunned for a second ….. AND DEVASTATOR WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE ….. BUT CHAOS IS STILL STANDING!”
JIVE: “I don’t think either man will be on the mat very much this match.”
GHEORGHE: “Devastator with another short arm clothesline .. and Chaos is still standing …. Devastator against the ropes AND DELIVERS A HARD RIGHT …. And Chaos is wobbling now! Devastator GRABS CHAOS BY THE THROAT!”
JIVE: “CHOKESLAM!”
GHEORGHE: “RED DEVASTATOR JUST CHOKE SLAMMED CHAOS TO THE MAT! Red Devastator getting back to his feet … and now he DROPS THE LEG ONTO CHAOS’ throat!”
JIVE: “Considering that Devastator has probably never been able to feel how painful that is, he has no caution to what moves he does!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator picking Chaos up now …. He sends Chaos into the ropes ….. LARIAT BY DEVASTATOR AS CHAOS RETURNED …. And Chaos is wobbling … but still on his feet!”
JIVE: “Jesus Christ .. I can’t see how either of these guys won’t hold the World title in the future!”
GHEORGHE: “They’ll have to get through Jean Rabesque first… and a slew of other hopefuls!”
JIVE: “Rabesque would be toast against either guy … he already lost to Chaos once!”
GHEORGHE: “Devastator now takes a few steps back ….. AND HE BOOTS CHAOS IN THE FACE AND FACE FALLS TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Chaos needs to try to do something to stop Devastator! He might not be able to feel pain, but I doubt he can’t be knocked unconscious!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator now walking around Chaos as Chaos is on his knees …. DEVASTATOR PICKS CHAOS UP BY THE THROAT AGAIN …… AND CHAOS JABS HIM IN THE EYES!”
JIVE: “That’ll blind ANYONE.”
GHEORGHE: “Devastator releases the hold as he rubs his eyes …. AND NOW CHAOS WITH A CLOTHESLINE …… Devastator falls into the ropes …… CHAOS CHARGES IN AT HIM AND CLOTHESLINES DEVASTATOR OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “I hope the referee can handle these two on the outside!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos gets out of the ring .. and he follows Devastator who is walking around to the other side … Chaos moves a little quicker as Devastator is on the apron …. AND CHAOS PULLS THE FEET OUT FROM UNDER DEVASTATOR AND HE HITS HIS HEAD ON THE APRON! Chaos now IRISH WHIPPING RED DEVASTATOR INTO THE RING STEPS! Those are steel steps, Nick!”
JIVE: “Red Devastator could break his back and not even know it!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS CHARGING IN ….. HE GOES TO DRIVE THE KNEE INTO THE STEPS BUT DEVASTATOR MOVES!! Chaos hits the steps at full speed!!! And now Chaos is limping around …… he really nailed those steps!”
JIVE: “Devastator somehow managed to avoid the knee … and with Chaos limping .. it might be a lot easier for Devastator to put him on the mat …”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator just pushed the time keeper out of her chair! RED DEVASTATOR HAS THE CHAIR AND RAISES IT ABOVE HIS HEAD!”
JIVE: “Look the referee is telling him to put the chair down or risk disqualification!”
GHEORGHE: “CHAOS TOSSES THE REF TO THE SIDE AND HITS RED DEVASTATOR IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING ELBOW!! Devastator drops the chair to the ground ….. AND NOW CHAOS IS GRABBING DEVASTATOR …… REVERSE NECKBREAKER …. AND HE DID IT ON THE CHAIR!!”
JIVE: “The referee is livid! He’s giving Chaos a piece of his mind … and Chaos is trying to tell him he had no clue the chair was there! Chaos turns … and he smiles as he starts kicking Devastator in the head!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos now rolls back into the ring as the referee was counting them out … and he rolls right back out!”
JIVE: “He’s going to knock him unconscious!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos picks up Red Devastator … AND NOW HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Devastator hits it and goes around … Devastator is trying to get back into the ring … he crawls … BUT CHAOS CATCHES HIM BY THE FOOT! Chaos grabs the other foot ….. AND HE IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE CORNER …. CHAOS HAS DEVASTATOR’s LEGS SPREAD … AND HE PULLS HIM CROTCH FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!”
JIVE: “Look at Devastator! He just looks up at Chaos and smiles ….. DEVASTATOR WITH A KICK AND CHAOS GOES FLYING BACK INTO THE GUARDRAIL! THAT MAN HAS NO BALLS!”
GHEORGHE: “You mean feeling … he has no feeling in his body.”
JIVE: “Precisely!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator goes to the outside now … and he’s coming over to Chaos … Chaos is starting to get to his feet … AND DEVASTATOR WITH A KNEE LIFT RIGHT INTO THE CHIN OF CHAOS! Red Devastator now with Chaos … and he’s bringing him over to the CHAIR! The chair is lying on the ground … and …. And …. RED DEVASTATOR LIFTS CHAOS UP…”
JIVE: “He’s going for Devastation!!!”
GHEORGHE: “RED DEVASTATOR CHOKE SLAMS CHAOS ONTO THE UNFOLDED CHAIR ON THE ARENA FLOOR!”
CROWD: “N . E . W ! N . E . W !”
GHEORGHE: “And Red Devastator now rolls into the ring to break up the referee’s count … the referee is yelling at him to bring the action back in the ring … AND HE SHRUGS HIM OFF!”
JIVE: “Let’s face it .. while both of these men are dangerous in the ring … being out of the ring suits them MUCH better!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos hasn’t moved since being chokeslammed onto the chair … and Red Devastator is on his knees.. DEVASTATOR IS REACHING AROUND UNDER THE RING!”
JIVE: “Uh oh … his eyes just lit up!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator brings his hand out …. AND IT IS HOLDING ON TO THE TAIL END OF A TABLE! Those are under there for the Tables Match later in the evening!”
JIVE: “What is one less table? Aren’t there going to be five or six of them anyway?”
GHEORGHE: “RED DEVASTATOR IS SETTING UP THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US … and the referee is hopping out of the ring to try to stop him!”
JIVE: “Looks like ‘unconditioned referitis’ has hit again!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee seems to have twisted his ankle trying to hop down and he is on the ground on the other side of the ring! Red Devastator sees this and is now moving a little bit faster to get the table set up!”
JIVE: “I don’t think the ref will be going anywhere quite soon.”
GHEORGHE: “Devastator now picking up Chaos …… BUT CHAOS BLASTS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT!”
JIVE: “The fire extinguisher was under the ring!!! Chaos took the hose and was laying on it!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator is covered in coolant …. And he is trying to wipe his eyes …. Chaos back to his feet … and he limps over to Red Devastator …… CHAOS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT ……. HE PICKS UP RED DEVASTATOR …”
(SFX: Crowd pops huge.)
GHEORGHE: “SNAP POWERBOMB ONTO THE TABLE AND THE TABLE CRASHES IN HALF!! Red Devastator is lying among the table and CHAOS IS GOING TO GET ANOTHER TABLE!”
JIVE: “What the hell is going on here?!”
GHEORGHE: “Chaos and Red Devastator are totally taking advantage of the referee being disabled at the moment …. Chaos grabs another table …. And he sets it up! CHAOS NOW LAYING RED DEVASTATOR ONTO THE TABLE …… Chaos IS ON THE RING APRON…. CHAOS RUNS DOWN THE APRON….”
(SFX: Crowd pops huge!)
GHEORGHE: “HOLY SHIT! CHAOS SLIPPED WHILE RUNNING AND FELL HEAD FIRST ONTO THE TABLE!”
JIVE: “He just headbutted the TABLE IN HALF!”
GHEORGHE: “With the way these two have been going at it, sweat was expected to be on the mat … but Chaos didn’t see it and paid dearly! He just missed hitting Red Devastator as they both went to the floor when the table cracked in half!”
JIVE: “Look at Devastator! He looks like a snowman!”
GHEORGHE: “Red Devastator still has the white foam on his face .. except for line he left when he wiped his eyes …. And …. RED DEVASTATOR IS GRABBING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! RED DEVASTATOR IS SHAKING IT UP ……… AND RED DEVASTATOR JUST SPRAYED IT ALL OVER CHAOS!!! DEVASTATOR IS EMPTYING THE CONTENTS OF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER ALL OVER CHAOS!”
JIVE: “At Destrucity, Chaos was burned by the electrified exploding cage match .. and now he’s being burned by the extreme cold of the contents of the fire extinguisher!”
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW RED DEVASTATOR IS BASHING CHAOS IN THE HEAD WITH THE END OF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “What the hell was that?!”
GHEORGHE: “THE REFEREE IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “How’d he get back in there! I didn’t even see him!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee managed to get in the ring … and he just called the bell! I think he just disqualified Red Devastator!”
JACOBS: “Ladies and gentlemen …. the referee has disqualified BOTH MEN due to their inability to keep the match in the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “A double disqualification! Red Devastator and Chaos couldn’t manage to stay civil and I don’t think either man cares!! Red Devastator hits Chaos one last time with the fire extinguisher and he is wiping the rest of his face off! What a BRAWL!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe the tenacity that both men had … I can’t WAIT to see a rematch between these two .. hell, make it a no DQ / no Count out match!”
GHEORGHE: “I would pay to see that myself. When we come back from commercial break, we’ll have more RAUCOUS for you .. as Karla Starr and Victoria Hawke .. square off in another women’s division preview match!”
