JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall .. has a 60 minute time limit …. AND IS TONIGHT’s MAIN EVENT TABLES MATCH!”
(SFX: Crowd pops.)
JACOBS: “Introducing first … from CINCINATTI, OHIO…
(CUEUP: ‘Forever’ by Kid Rock. The lights dim low in the arena.. Smoke fills the entrance gate as silver glitter falls from the rafters and flames run down the entrance way. Out steps Travis Smith with a chain mesh headdress, black shades, a face protector, and a huge silver cross around his neck. Smith walks down the isle and stops about half way to kneel in a quick prayer and then walks to the ring. He enters the ring and begins to bad mouth the fans as he waits for Alister Hayze to make his arrival.)
JACOBS: “He stands five foot seven and weighs 175 pounds ……. ‘TOO SWEET’ ……. TRAVIS SMITH!”
JIVE: “Wait! Travis Smith sees that pro-Doe sign .. and he’s rolling out of the ring…. TRAVIS SMITH JUST RIPPED THE DOE KICKED SMITHs ASS SIGN IN HALF AND THROUGH IT BACK AT THE KID!”
GHEORGHE: “Someone is a bit sensitive!”
JACOBS: “And his opponent…”
(CUEUP: ‘One Vision’ by Queen as Hayze makes his way to the ring amidst blue and red lights and to a nice pop. He stops midway down and does a humble bounce twice on his toes thing a la Johnny Carson. As he walks to the ring he tries to stop and slap as many hands as possible. Hayze gets to the apron .. pauses, and then starts making his rounds around the ring as Smith is getting visibly impatient. He rolls in and looks at Smith, who is wearing the face mask.)
JACOBS: “Standing five foot TEN …weighing in at 220 pounds and hailing from MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE ………….. ALISTER HAYZE!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “Hayze showing the fans his appreciation for their support here tonight .. and Travis Smith did not look pleased at all.”
JIVE: “Why should he? He is ‘Too Sweet’ and the fans gave him a less than admirable response!”
GHEORGHE: “TRAVIS SMITH CHARGES AT ALISTER HAYZE AND NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A HEADBUTT! Hayze goes down! Travis Smith is using that face mask to his advantage early in the match!”
JIVE: “He’s been cleared to wrestle with it on.. so no harm done there!”
GHEORGHE: “Smith now locking the arm of Hayze … AND HE HAS HIM ON THE MAT IN A CROSS FACE CHICKENWING! Alister Hayze is dead on the mat and even if he gets the ropes, the referee can’t force Smith to release the hold!”
JIVE: “I love these rules!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze trying to fight it .. Smith now watching as he is losing his grip … and Smith releases the hold rather than letting Hayze break it! Travis Smith on his feet now … AND HE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE TO GET A TABLE!”
JIVE: “Travis Smith is a new man, Tom.. he’s hungrier than ever before.. and he’s going to show it tonight.”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith sliding the table in the ring … he rolls in now … Alister Hayze is getting to his feet in the corner …. Travis Smith grabs the table … AND TRAVIS SMITH IS SETTING THE TABLE UP! Smith sets up one leg … and hits it into place … Smith bending over to set up the other leg …”
JIVE: “NO HAYZE IS MAKING HIS WAY OVER THERE!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze walking up behind Smith … AND SMITH DROPS THE MAT AND TAKES HAYZE DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ….. AND ALISTER HAYZE’s HEAD HIT THE TABLE EDGE!! The table is still in one piece though!”
JIVE: “So Smith wins, right? He hit Hayze with the table!”
GHEORGHE: “No, Nick .. you gotta drive your opponent through the table, breaking it in half … or in pieces or whatever.”
JIVE: “I thought I saw a splinter fall off though..”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze holding his head as Smith hops up and points to his head …. ‘Too Sweet’ picks up Alister Hayze ….. irish whips him into the ropes …. Hayze comes back …. Smith puts down his head …. HAYZE STOPS … HAYZE HOOKS TRAVIS SMITH … HE IS GOING TO POWERBOMB HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!”
JIVE: “Hayze has Smith up … BUT SMITH COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA!”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze luckily goes sliding over the table … and doesn’t go through it! Smith sent him flying .. he was trying to drill him into the table head first!”
JIVE: “Either way, it was a great strategic move to stop Hayze from powerbombing him!”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith pointing to his head again as he walks around the table … he goes to pick up Hayze …. BUT HAYZE ISN’T THERE! ALISTER HAYZE ROLLED UNDER THE TABLE AND HE’s ON THE OTHER SIDE!! Alister Hayze against the ropes as ‘Too Sweet’ turns ….. AND ALISTER HAYZE FLIES OVER THE TABLE AND TOP TOP OF TRAVIS SMITH IN A SPECTACULAR LOU THESZ PRESS!”
CROWD: “N . E . W ! N . E . W !”
JIVE: “What the hell are they cheering for?! Any fifty year old could do that in his sleep.. and we know how often they sleep at that age!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze finishing up with some punches on Smith .. and he gets off … AND HE FOLDS THE TABLE UP!”
JIVE: “The pussy couldn’t handle the fact he was almost beat twice tonight already…”
GHEORGHE: “And now Alister Hayze is taking the table … and he’s … he’s putting it over the top rope?”
JIVE: “He’s trying to get the table out of the ring!”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze now steps through the ropes …. And the table is dangling on the top rope …. Here comes Travis Smith up now … he’s dazed as he sees Hayyze on the outside ….. TRAVIS SMITH CHARGES … OH MY LORD!! TRAVIS SMITH GETS DECKED UNDER THE CHIN BY ALISTER HAYZE!”
JIVE: “He was using it as a see saw!”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze pushed down on his end of the table as Smith was getting near … and the side of the table that was going into the air managed to hit Travis Smith right under the chin!! Smith is down on the mat … AND ALISTER HAYZE PUSHES THE TABLE RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM! …. Hayze in the ring now …. And he wraps the legs of Travis Smith … AND HE HAS A FIGURE FOUR LOCKED ON TRAVIS SMITH!”
JIVE: “Hurry!! Get to the ropes!”
GHEORGHE: “Remember, no rope breaks in a tables match!”
JIVE: “WHAT?! What a shitty rule!”
GHEORGHE: “But … but .. you were just praising it 10 minutes ago?”
JIVE: “I would have done no such thing!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze is really wrenching on the knee of Travis Smith who is yelping in pain …”
JIVE: “That isn’t fair! The referee shouldn’t let Hayze do this! Smith has an injury already!”
GHEORGHE: “That’s to his face … not to his knee…”
JIVE: “Hey .. does your face hurt?”
GHEORGHE: “No, I tol….”
JIVE: (interrupting) “Because its killing me…”
GHEORGHE: “Oh god.. Hayze finally thinking that he’s damaged the knee of Smith enough … AS SMITH LOOKS TO BE PASSED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “NO!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze is setting the table back up in the middle of the ring …. AND HE IS LAYING TRAVIS SMITH ON THE TOP OF THE TABLE!”
JIVE: “Come on! Get up!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze turns to the crowd … AND THEY ROAR WITH APPROVAL! … ALISTER HAYZE IS GOING UP TOP!”
JIVE: “This isn’t fair!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze points at Travis Smith …. AND HE FLIES OFF WITH A TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP ….”
(SFX: Table breaking.)
GHEORGHE: “TRAVIS SMITH ROLLED OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST MINUTE!!! ALISTER HAYZE GOES ELBOW FIRST BREAKING THE TABLE IN HALF!”
JIVE: “So does Smith win now?!”
GHEORGHE: “No! This is not a victory for Smith since it wasn’t he who put Hayze through the table! Travis Smith though with great work playing opossum allowing Hayze to gather enough confidence to attempt a high risk maneuver..”
JIVE: “You mean enough COCKINESS!”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith walking over to Alister Hayze …. AND HE DROPS A HEAD BUTT INTO THE SKULL OF ALISTER HAYZE! Travis Smith getting the most out of his hard mask here tonight …. AS HE DROPS ANOTHER HEADBUTT!”
JIVE: “Too Sweet begins his journey to redemption TONIGHT.”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith brings Alister Hayze … and he tosses him into the corner! SMITH WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE … AND HE CLOTHESLINES HAYZE OVER THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “Hayze does NOT want to be outside with a re-energized Travis Smith!”
GHEORGHE: “Smith rolling to the outside …. He walks around and he picks up Hayze again..”
JIVE: “Hayze has something!”
GHEORGHE: “HAYZE CLOCKS TRAVIS SMITH RIGHT IN THE FACE MASK WITH A RING WRENCH!!!! SMITH GOES TO THE FLOOR LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!”
JIVE: “I hope he didn’t break his nose again!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze now walking up to another table … he punches in the legs …. And now he grabs the table as Travis Smith is resting on the turnpost ……. AND ALISTER HAYZE CHARGES IN FULL FORCE AND DECKS TOO SWEET IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE SIDE OF THE TABLE!!!”
JIVE: “Oh sure … kick a man while he’s down! You worthless ..”
GHEORGHE: “Any way … ALISTER HAYZE IS TRYING TO RIP OFF THE FACE MASK OF TRAVIS SMITH!!! Smith is putting out his hand … trying to block him … AND ALISTER HAYZE USES THE METAL LEGS OF THE CHAIR TO TRY TO CRUSH THE HAND OF TRAVIS SMITH!! Smith just let out an ungodly scream … and I think it even startled a few fans, Nick!”
JIVE: “Alister Hayze tries to play to these idiots out here … and he’s breaking every rule in the book.”
GHEORGHE: “The only rule in a tables match is to put your opponent through the table completely…”
JIVE: “Well .. he’s not being very nice .. isn’t he supposed to be nice?!”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith now walking around the outside of the ring holding his hand … Alister Hayze slides the table in the ring … AND HE’s COME RIGHT AFTER SMITH! Alister Hayze grabs ‘Too Sweet’ by the hair …. AND HE RAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNPOST!”
JIVE: “He is trying to put him out for another month!”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze with Smith by the trunks …. AND HE THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL!”
JIVE: “And now he’s slapping fives with the fans!”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith gets rolled into the ring … Alister Hayze picks him up … AND HE PILEDRIVES HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!”
JIVE: “NOW WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze is leaning the table against the corner …. AND HE IS CLIMBING ON THE OUTSIDE!!! ALISTER HAYZE IS LEANING ON THE TABLE …. AND HE IS RIDING THE TABLE FROM THE TOP ROPE ……. BUT TRAVIS SMITH MOVES AND ALISTER HAYZE CRASHES TO THE MAT WITH THE TABLE!”
JIVE: “Another time that Travis Smith outsmarts Alister Hayze!”
GHEORGHE: “Both men are down on the mat …Travis Smith using the ropes to get up .. he glances back at Alister Hayze who is on one knee … and now Too Sweet points to his head after what was definitely a smart move to avoid the weigh of Hayze and the momentum of the table …”
JIVE: “Now finish it off!”
GHEORGHE: “Travis Smith sets up the table …. And …. SMITH ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE ……. TRAVIS SMITH IS GETTING ANOTHER TABLE!”
JIVE: “Double the fun!”
GHEORGHE: “Smith slides that table in … AND HE SETS IT UP RIGHT BEHIND THE FIRST! Travis Smith walks over to Alister Hayze who is sitting in the corner …. BUT HAYZE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT …… HAYZE RIPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE PAD IN ONE MOVEMENT AND SMASHES TRAVIS SMITH’s FACE INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!”
JIVE: “THAT BASTARD!”
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze used his rest time to take off the turnbuckle pad …. AND NOW HE IS BRINGING TRAVIS SMITH UP TOP!”
JIVE: “I HATE YOU.”
GHEORGHE: “Hayze …. HAYZE HAS SMITH UP ……… OH MY GOD!! ALISTER HAYZE JUST POWERBOMBED TRAVIS SMITH OFF THE TOP ROPE …. AND THEY GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “This is bullshit. Hayze clearly cheating throughout the whole match .. now what message does this send to our young fans … cheating always wins?”
JACOBS: “The winner of this match ………….. ALISTER HAYZE!”
(SFX: Crowd pops big.)
GHEORGHE: “Alister Hayze coming out victorious in his first main event here in New ERA … Destrucity might be over … but New ERA is still pumping like never before …. Tonight was the LETHAL LOTTERY … next week we have the debut of RAPTURE … and next week on RAUCOUS … JOHN DOE …. ALEX BORDEN …. EM DUBBYA GEE …. SUICIDE ..... A FATAL FOURWAY MATCH … for the New ERA of Wrestling TELEVISION title!!!! JOIN US THEN!”
(FADEOUT: As Travis Smith begins to regain consciousness .. holding his face mask in his hands as he rolls around in the debris of the table. Standing on the second turnbuckle, with his hands in the air, is Alister Hayze, as the fans ahead of him are cheering. Fade to black.)
