JIVE: “DREDD is up to no good again!! It seems like one thing after another … I LOVE IT! We should just rename this show DREDD in their honor.”
GHEORGHE: “Are you kidding me?! Whatever they’re up to is nothing to praise, Nick. What we need is for DREDD to be reprimanded. Not only did they set Jason Payne’s car on fire … not only did they shave the head of Alister Hayze after knocking him out …. But now they’ve went into Chaos’ lockerroom while he was in a match .. and God only knows what they did!”
JIVE: “I have a feeling not even God wants to know.”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen we have reached the MAIN EVENT of the evening! After quite possibly the most eventful RAUCOUS in history .. we come now to what was SUPPOSED to have been a Fatal Fourway Elimination match to crown a new #1 contender for Karla Starr’s Women’s championship..”
JIVE: “But Starr herself managed to cut down one would-be challenger..”
GHEORGHE: “Yes, indeed. Caitlyn Daymon, obviously upset over Karla Starr stealing the title away from her at BattleBRAWL, attacked the Women’s champion in the greenroom .. and Karla Starr had her taken away by the police! Since Daymon is not physically allowed to wrestle in this match, Marcus LaRoque has now made this a single elimination triple threat match between Whisper, Krist Blue, and Carlee Marx.”
JIVE: “Carlee Marx is DREDD’s one last hope to get a sanctioned title shot … as Jonathan and Doe both were eliminated on RAPTURE from their respective tournaments.”
GHEORGHE: “Let’s head down to Carl Jacobs for the introductions..”
(CUTTO: Carl Jacobs standing in the ring … he walks to the center of the ring and begins to talk.)
JACOBS: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is TONIGHT’s MAIN EVENT … and the winner will be named the #1 CONTENDER TO THE WOMEN’s CHAMPIONSHIP! This match is scheduled for ONE FALL and has no time limit …. Introducing first…”
(CUEUP: ‘Never Say Never’ by Romeo Void. The crowd gets on their feet as Krist Blue walks through the curtain followed closely by MWG, who is massaging the New ERA Television title.)
JIVE: “ MWG is here!”
JACOBS: “Being led to the ring by the current New ERA of Wrestling Television champion … she stands five foot six and weighs 116 pounds ….. ‘ America’s Sweetheart’ KRIST BLUE!”
GHEORGHE: “The Television Champion is escorting Krist Blue to the ring … and the fans are on their feet .. I don’t know whether they’re cheering for him or harassing him.”
JACOBS: “And her opponent…”
(CUEUP: ‘Scentless Apprentice’ by Nirvana. The fans look back to the ramp as Whisper comes running down, looking very focused.)
JACOBS: “She stands five foot five and weighs 121 pounds … hailing from MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA ……… WHISPER!”
(The fans pop when they hear Canada.)
GHEORGHE: “Whisper will be the fan favorite automatically just being from Canada.”
JIVE: “She’s from Quebec, though .. so you can never be quite sure.”
JACOBS: “And their final opponent…”
(CUEUP: ‘The Everlasting Gaze’ by the Smashing Pumpkins. The crowd begins to jeer and throws their empty drink containers on the rampway as Jonathan Marx comes through the curtain with Carlee Marx. Marx and Marx walk down the rampway with Jonathan occasionally swiping a container from the air before it hits Carlee.)
JACOBS: “Being led to the ring by Jonathan Marx … she stands five foot six and weighs 133 pounds … hailing from PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY ……… CARLEE MARX!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “It should be interesting having both Jonathan Marx and MWG down here at ringside, Tom.”
GHEORGHE: “Well I hope for his sake that MWG doesn’t piss DREDD off.”
JIVE: “For some reason, Tom, I doubt DREDD would touch MWG with a ten foot pole … no matter how much MWG begs for the ten foot pole.”
GHEORGHE: “All three women will be in the ring at the same time … but only the first one who gets the pin will get the title shot.”
JIVE: “Well, if they come by my lockerroom after the show, I’m sure I could get them all a title shot sooner or later.”
GHEORGHE: “Yea, but I doubt they’d want the side of Chlamydia that comes with it.”
JIVE: “Why I oughta…”
GHEORGHE: “All three ladies are in the ring … AND KRIST BLUE AND CARLEE MARX CHARGE AT WHISPER! Whisper aware though and she ducks under the double clothesline attempt … AND WHISPER WITH A BACK HEEL KICK THAT KNOCKS BOTH BLUE AND MARX TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Krist Blue is smart by working with Carlee Marx…”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper now picks up Krist Blue … and she sends her into the ropes … Carlee Marx is up though behind her!! Blue on the return … AND WHISPER DROPS TO THE MAT AND BLUE RUNS RIGHT INTO JANE DOE! Both women go down … and Blue lands on top ……. ONE ……… TW—BUT WHISPER BREAKS IT UP!”
JIVE: “Whisper almost got herself beat by her own smarts!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper takes Blue up … and she tosses her in the corner… but Carlee Marx is up .. Whisper now placing one of Blue’s legs on the second rope … BUT CARLEE MARX SCRAPES HER NAILS DOWN WHISPER’s BACK! Marx now turns Whisper around … AND SHE NAILS HER IN THE GUT WITH A KNEE LIFT! Carlee Marx bringing Whisper to the center of the ring … AND SHE TURNS AROUND AND IRISH WHIPS WHISPER …. AND WHISPER CRASHES INTO THE CORNER AND CRUSHES KRIST BLUE!”
JIVE: “This is girl on girl action … but not quite the kind I’m used to.”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx walking over to the corner where Whisper and Krist Blue are … she grabs their heads …. She goes to butt them together … BUT KRIST BLUE AND WHISPER BLOCK …. AND THEY PUT MARX DOWN WITH A DOUBLE HEADBUTT! AND NOW THEY’RE ALL OVER EACH OTHER!”
JIVE: “I’m waiting for some clothes to be ripped …”
GHEORGHE: “This isn’t some cheesy porno, Nick.”
JIVE: “Maybe not in YOUR mind..”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue has Whisper … AND SHE IS YANKING HER HAIR OUT!”
JIVE: “Look! Krist Blue has a handful of Whisper’s hair!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper looks at the hair in Blue’s hand …. AND WHISPER JUST CLOTHESLINED KRIST BLUE TO THE MAT! Whisper now hops on top of Krist Blue … and she is repeatedly driving the back of the head of Krist Blue into the ring aprong! WHISPER IS NOW TRYING TO RIP OUT A CHUNK OF KRIST BLUE’s HAIR!”
JIVE: “Well, with the drugs that Krist Blue has probably done by hanging around with MWG, it wouldn’t surprise me if her hair came out at the flick of a wrist.”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx has gotten back to her feet …. AND SHE GRABS A HANDFUL OF WHISPER’s HAIR AND YANKS HER OFF KRIST BLUE!”
JIVE: “No! Whisper still has a hold of Blue’s hair!”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx now locks the waist of Whisper … and she brings her over with a german suplex!! BUT WHISPER NEVER LET GO OF KRIST BLUE’s HAIR AND A CHUNK OF IT JUST WENT CRASHING TO THE MAT WITH WHISPER!”
JIVE: “Krist Blue is about to cry I think!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue drops to the mat and holds her head … as Carlee Marx rolls over and brings Whisper back to her feet …. AND HITS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! Carlee Marx rolls over AGAIN …. AND SHE HITS WHISPER WITH A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!! ONE ………… TWO ………… KICKOUT BY WHISPER!”
JIVE: “Krist Blue is back on her feet and she doesn’t look too happy!”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx picks up Whisper … Whisper up in the standing suplex …. BUT KRIST BLUE JUST PULLED HER BY THE TIGHTS AND TOSSES HER TO THE MAT! MARX TURNS AROUND ………. AND KRIST BLUE KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH ……. WHAT A MANUEVER!!!”
JIVE: “Krist Blue out of nowhere nails Carlee Marx with the reverse neckbreaker and Carlee Marx looks like she’s in another world!”
GHEORGHE: “But Krist Blue is not making the pin!! Krist Blue could be walking out of here as the #1 contender to the Women’s title … but she wants revenge! Blue walks over to Whisper … and SHE IS BITCH SLAPPING HER ON THE MAT!”
JIVE: “ MWG is yelling in the ring to Blue to cover Carlee Marx, but Krist Blue is too busy yelling at Whisper that she doesn’t hear him!”
GHEORGHE: “ MWG bangs on the ring apron and Krist Blue looks over at him … and MWG is pointing at Carlee Marx! Blue quickly crawls over and hooks the leg …. ONE ……… TWO …….. THREE—NO! Carlee Marx somehow shoots the arm up. Krist Blue hits the mat with her hand as I think she is just realizing how close she was to getting the title shot!”
JIVE: “Now she has to go about it the old fashioned way … cheat.”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue picks up Carlee Marx …. And she sends her into the corner … Marx hits the turnbuckles and comes back out … AND BLUE PICKS HER UP AND PLANTS MARX WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! AND NOW BLUE IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!”
JIVE: “With Whisper just starting to get up … Krist Blue better hurry … she doesn’t want to screw this up.”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue on the top rope ….. AND SHE FLIES OFF AND NAILS A MOONSAULT!! Blue with the cover … ONE ………… TWO …………. THREE!! NOOO!!! Whisper breaks up the pin!”
JIVE: “Whisper just got over there in time.”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue back to her feet … and she meets Whisper … Whisper ducks a slap … AND SHE SLAPS KRIST BLUE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
JIVE: “And the crowd liked that! Krist Blue is holding her face … and now she’s looking at Whisper … AND KRIST BLUE SLAPS WHISPER ACROSS THE FACE!”
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW WHISPER SLAPS KRIST BLUE BACK!”
(SFX: Crowd pops HUGE!)
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW KRIST BLUE AND WHISPER ARE WRESTLING EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING …. AND THEY FALL TO THE MAT … AND ARE ROLLING BACK AND FORTH!!”
JIVE: “I SEE BITING!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue is biting Whisper … AND NOW SHE GRABS AHOLD OF HER BREASTS!”
(SFX: Fans pop huge again!)
GHEORGHE: “AND KRIST BLUE IS ON TOP OF WHISPER AND SHE IS SQUEEZING HER BREASTS WITH ALL HER FORCE!”
JIVE: “YES! YES!”
GHEORGHE: “BUT WHISPER RAKES HER EYES!”
JIVE: “The referee was stunned …. And Whisper did the only thing she could do to stop Krist Blue from utterly taking advantage … I mean … in the best way … uh..”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue gets to her feet and she’s holding her eyes … she backtracks away from Whisper who is tenderly getting to her feet … AND KRIST BLUE TRIPS OVER CARLEE MARX’s body … AND MARX POPS UP AND HOOKS THE LEG!! ONE ……….. TWO …………. KICKOUT!”
JIVE: “Marx was on the mat the whole time … but it turns out she was taking a breather!”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx gets back to her feet … AND HERE COMES WHISPER!! BUT MARX WITH A SUPERKICK!!! WHISPER GOES DOWN!! ONE ………… TWO ……………. THREE….. NO!!!”
JIVE: “Krist Blue pulled her off!”
GHEORGHE: “Krist Blue has Carlee Marx now … AND SHE WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER! Krist Blue charges in …….. AND CARLEE MARX PUTS UP THE FOOT AND BLUE RUNS RIGHT INTO IT! Carlee Marx now … MARX IS PUTTTING BLUE UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!”
JIVE: “And now Carlee is heading up, too!”
GHEORGHE: “Both Carlee Marx and Krist Blue are on the top turnbuckle …. AND MARX HOOKS THE TIGHTS AND TAKES HER OVER WITH A SUPERPLEX!!! Both women are now on the mat!”
JIVE: “Whisper just sat up … but she just laid back down!!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper sat up to see what was going on … and seeing that both Marx and Blue were on the apron, she laid back down!”
JIVE: “Whisper is playing opossum!”
GHEORGHE: “Carlee Marx is calling for the Amnesia Attack Version Two Point Zero!! Marx grabs Krist Blue and picks her up …. Marx sends Blue into the ropes … and Marx bounces off the oppos… WAIT! WHISPER SHOOTS UP AND PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN AND CARLEE MARX JUST WENT TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “Holy shit! Marx crashed down HARD!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper turns … AND HERE COMES KRIST BLUE! Whisper ducks the clothesline attempt … AND WHISPER GRABS KRIST BLUE BY THE WAIST … AND HITS A RELEASE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!”
JIVE: “ Jonathan Marx has run over to Carlee … AND HE’s TRYING TO LIFT HER BACK INTO THE RING!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper now picks up Krist Blue …. AND SHE BLOWS HER A KISS!! Whisper with a kick to the gut …………… AND SHE NAILS HER WITH THE ILLUMINATION!!! ONE …………. TWO …………..”
JIVE: “JONATHAN HURRY!”
GHEORGHE: “THREEEEE!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match … and the new #1 Contender to the Women’s Heavyweight Championship ……….. WHISPER!!!!!!”
JIVE: “Nooooooo!!!”
GHEORGHE: “Whisper has done it! Whisper outwitted and outlasted both Krist Blue and Carlee Marx … and now she gets her chance to take on Karla Starr ONE on ONE for the New ERA of Wrestling Women’s Heavyweight Championship!!”
JIVE: “Jonathan was so close to getting Carlee back in the ring to break it up, too.”
GHEORGHE: “Ladies and gentlemen … thanks for joining us here in Vancouver … join us for our next RAUCOUS live from McMahon Stadium in CALGARY, ALBERTA, CANADA …. we’ll see you then!!!”
