JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall … and will be held in the BOILER ROOM …. The first competitor …. Hailing from Cincinatti, Ohio…. ‘Too Sweet’ TRAVIS SMITH!”
JIVE: “Smith is aching to go … just look at him wringing his hands.”
JACOBS: “And his competitor… hailing from Sarasota, Florida….. ‘the Messenger’ TREVOR CANE!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “And as soon as the bell rings the referee gives the signal for the two men to begin this unscheduled, but sanctioned boiler room brawl! AND TRAVIS SMITH FLIES ON TOP OF TREVOR CANE! Both men crash to the boiler room floor and Smith is wailing away! Smith with some hard lefts and Trevor Cane is struggling to try to protect his face!”
JIVE: “This match is no holds barred … and that means that the referee can’t step in to tell Smith to open those fists. Trevor Cane has got to somehow get Smith off of him or he may be knocked unconscious before this match even takes off!”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith gets off Cane before he can get the chance to recover and he drags him over to some cans of paint that are in the corner … and now Smith picks up a paint can …. AND HE NAILS CANE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!”
JIVE: “If Trevor Cane weren’t already on the ground, he definitely would have found himself there after that shot!”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith now picks him up … AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE WALL! That’s a concrete wall and Cane went front first right into it! Trevor Cane bends over holding his arm … AND TRAVIS SMITH NAILS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH ANOTHER PAINT CAN! ‘The Messenger’ is sprawled out face first on the boiler room floor!”
JIVE: “ Travis Smith has come out with a vengeance so far.”
GHEORGHE: “Too Sweet now flips Cane over … and he grabs his legs!”
JIVE: “He’s going to catapult him right into the wall!”
GHEORGHE: “Smith goes back ………. AND CANE GOES FLYING INTO THE CONCRETE WALL! Cane stumbles back … AND HE TRIPS OVER TRAVIS SMITH! Smith isn’t going for the pinfall though!”
JIVE: “After everything that Trevor Cane has done, I highly doubt that Travis Smith would waste this opportunity to inflict serious pain…”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith picks up Trevor Cane … and now he’s bringing him over to the congregation of pip… NO! Cane with a gouge of the eyes! Trevor Cane grabs the waist of Travis Smith … AND HE DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THOSE PIPES! Trevor Cane now kicks Travis Smith in the stomach…. AND SNAP SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE GROUND!”
JIVE: “Cane working on pure instinct there! He grabbed the waist and pushed Smith into the metal pipes and that allowed him enough time to get his second wind… although now both men are on the floor.”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith starting to get to his feet now … and he starts laying the boots into Cane! Smith stomping a mudhole into the chest of Trevor Cane …. And Cane rolls away from him! Travis Smith now walking…. BUT TREVOR CANE THROWS A HAMMER AT HIM! SMITH WAS JUST HIT IN THE FACE WITH A FLYING HAMMER AND HE’s ON THE GROUND!”
JIVE: “A boiler room is a dangerous place… you’ve got flying hammers coming at you …. And God knows what else!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane trying to get to his feet now … and he uses one of the boilers to stabl…”
(SFX: Cane yells!)
GHEORGHE: “AND CANE BURNS HIMSELF ON THE BOILER!”
JIVE: “Well, come on now! Did he expect it to be room temperature?!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane blowing on his hand now … AND HIS EYES JUST WIDENED! NO! HE ISN’T!”
JIVE: “I think he is!”
GHEORGHE: “TREVOR CANE PICKS UP TRAVIS SMITH ………. AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BOILER!”
(SFX: Smith lets out a howl!)
JIVE: “Smith just went back first into the boiler!”
GHEORGHE: “CANE SENT SMITH BACK FIRST INTO THE BOILER …. AND LOOK AT SMITH’s BACK!!”
JIVE: “His back was only there for a few seconds … but it’s already turning beet red!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane now takes Smith’s head… AND HE IS TRYING TO PRESS HIS FACE AGAINST THE BOILER!”
JIVE: “Oh how evil…. I LOVE IT!”
GHEORGHE: “These two men are going to kill each other before they even get a chance to wrestle at International Intrigue!”
JIVE: “CANE ALMOST HAS HIS FACE TO THE BOILER!”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith’s head is right next to the boiler …. AND SMITH NAILS TREVOR CANE RIGHT IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!!!! ‘The Messenger’ releases Travis Smith’s head …. AND SMITH GRABS CANE’s HEAD AND HE DRIVES IT INTO THE BOILER!!!!”
(SFX: Cane screams!)
GHEORGHE: “AND NOW TRAVIS SMITH TAKES CANE …. AND HE IS NOW TRYING TO PUT CANE’s FACE INTO THE BOILER!”
JIVE: “Look at Cane’s hair! The tips of the hair are starting to singe from the heat coming off the boiler!”
GHEORGHE: “And Cane with a back elbow causes Smith to release the hold …. AND CANE WITH A SPEAR! Both men are on the boiler room floor…. AND TRAVIS SMITH LOCKS ON A FACE LOCK!”
JIVE: “If I were Trevor Cane I’d submit now and then finish this feud off at International Intrigue before he gets too injured to compete!”
GHEORGHE: “Cane not giving in … and finally Travis Smith regains enough stamina to release the hold and get to his feet! ‘Too Sweet’ now picks up Trevor Cane … AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THAT TOOL CHEST!! Cane hits the metal tool chest HARD! AND TRAVIS SMITH FOLLOWS HIM INTO IT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! Trevor Cane slumps down … and now Travis Smith is driving the knee into the head of Cane… and his head is rebounding repeatedly off the metal chest!”
JIVE: “Trevor Cane has been busted open! The blood is pouring out of his nose!”
GHEORGHE: “Smith backs up … he charges again … BUT CANE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND SMITH NAILS THE METAL TOOLBOX WITH HIS KNEE!! Travis Smith grabs onto his knee and goes to the ground!”
JIVE: “He charged that thing pretty hard … he might have dislocated his knee!”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith now getting back to his feet as Trevor Cane crawls into the darkness …. I can’t see anything in that corner.”
JIVE: “Cane’s hiding now … but Smith saw where he went.”
GHEORGHE: “ Travis Smith now into the darkness ….”
(SFX: CRASH!)
GHEORGHE: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”
JIVE: “I don’t know! It sounded like a whole bunch of stuff just fell apart!”
GHEORGHE: “Wait a minute I see some movement …. And now Smith is dragging Trevor Cane out of the darkness by his feet ….. AND CANE IS GRABBING ONTO THE LEGS OF SOMETHING!”
JIVE: “Those are the wooden legs of a workbench … and there are lightbulbs now rolling out into the middle of the room!”
GHEORGHE: “The Messenger must have been trying to hide under a workbench … and he took off the legs of it when Travis Smith tried pulling him out! Smith now bends over to pick Cane up … AND CANE SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH ONE OF THE WOODEN LEGS! TREVOR CANE NOW SMASHES THE TWO LEGS TOGETHER AND SMITH’s HEAD GETS CRUNCHED!”
JIVE: “Smith turns to walk away … and now Cane is picking up a handful of lightbulbs!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane bending over in pain … Smith on the return …. AND TREVOR CANE JUST SMASHED HIS HANDFUL OF LIGHTBULBS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TRAVIS SMITH!!! The lightbulbs break on impact …. AND TRAVIS SMITH HAS SHARDS OF GLASS STICKING INTO HIS FACE!”
JIVE: “That should brighten up his day…”
GHEORGHE: “That was a terrible pun….”
JIVE: “Hey, I don’t get paid enough to make good jokes…”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane now grabbing Travis Smith by the face …. AND HE IS RAKING THE SHARDS ACROSS THE FACE OF SMITH! Travis Smith tries to get away … BUT CANE WHIPS HIM AROUND ….. AND DDTS HIM ONTO THE REST OF THE BULBS!”
JIVE: “Cane is trying to inflict as much pain as possible to try and get Travis Smith back for all the damage he did earlier.. and I think he’s succeeding!”
GHEORGHE: “Cane now seizing the opportunity to make the pinfall….. ONE ……………. TWO ……………… THREE----NOOOOOOOOOO!! Travis Smith SOMEHOW kicked out!”
JIVE: “After all that! Travis Smith must REALLY want to get revenge!”
GHEORGHE: “Cane standing up now … and he’s lost a lot of blood … and Trevor Cane is walking over to the door! Trevor Cane is trying to get out of the boiler room!”
JIVE: “He’s pounding at the door!”
GHEORGHE: “They’ve locked these two men in the boiler room with the referee … and won’t let them out until there’s a winner!”
JIVE: “Or a survivor!”
GHEORGHE: “Trevor Cane is pounding away at that door …. AND HE DOESN’T NOTICE TRAVIS SMITH GETTING TO HIS FEET!!! Smith is back on his feet ….. and he’s picked up a wrench!!! TRAVIS SMITH RUNS UP TO TREVOR CANE AND NAILS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE WRENCH!”
JIVE: “Poor Trevor didn’t know what hit him!”
GHEORGHE: “Cane goes down hard …. AND TRAVIS SMITH WITH THE PIN!!!! ONE ……………… TWO ……………………. THREEEEE!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match via pinfall ….. ‘Too Sweet’ TRAVIS SMITH!”
(CUTTO: Both men lying on the ground breathing hard and bleeding. The door opens up and EMTs run into the boilerroom to treat both men. CUTTO: Ringside.)
JIVE: “What a match!”
GHEORGHE: “Those two men weren’t even on tonight’s schedule …. And they put on a hell of a brawl…. And I think this is just the beginning, Nick. It had been so one sided leading up to tonight, and now that Travis Smith has finally shot back, I think International Intrigue is going to be more vicious …. More sinister than we’ve ever seen!”
JIVE: “I don’t know, Tom .. that Pole on a Pole match was vicious…”
GHEORGHE: “Oh stop! We’ve got to take a commercial break … but when we come back we have our FIRST P©X Quarterfinals match!! ‘Undisputed’ Jason Hawke will take on Isaac Siegmund in a TAIPEI DEATH MATCH!”
