JACOBS: “The following match is scheduled for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first…”
(CUEUP: An instrumental version of ‘Lithium’ by Nirvana as Dallas Carter briskly walks through the curtain to a huge pop from the fans. Some are even on their feet for his performance at International Intrigue.)
JACOBS: “Hailing from San Antonio, Texas … he stands 6’5 and weighs 247 pounds ….. DALLAS CARTER!”
GHEORGHE: “He looks to be in good condition to me!”
JULIUS: “So it may seem … let’s see how much punishment he can take from Jason Payne before his body breaks in two!”
JACOBS: “And his opponent…”
(CUEUP: ‘Dog of War’ by Pink Floyd.. gunfire rings out over the PA system and a huge explosion coincides with pyro being shot off the ramp into the air of Memorial Stadium…)
GHEORGHE: “OH …. MY ….”
JIVE / JULIUS: “GOD.”
(Jason Payne has entered the arena and the crowd has quieted down. He is wearing torn fishnet stockings and has two boas; a pink one and a white one. He walks very slowly down to the ring almost slinking towards it. He stops as he hits the floor and makes his way over to the announce table.)
JULIUS: “Oh please no..”
(Payne grabs ahold of Dean Julius’ shoulders and his hands slide down the front of his chest and onto his lap. He whispers something into his ears causing Julius’ eyes to shoot open.)
JULIUS: “WHAT!”
(Payne winks before he slides into the ring and walks up to the turnbuckles… he grabs onto the top ropes and begins moving his hips back and forth, humping the corner as his face wreaks of pleasure. Dallas Carter stares in disbelief…)
JACOBS: “Hail…ing… from Payneville, Kentucky …. He stands 6’6 and weighs 275 pounds …. ‘the Dog of War’………. JASON PAYNE!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “Is he wearing blue eye shadow …. And GLITTER ON HIS CHEEKS??”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne .. with quite an entrance …”
JULIUS: “I … I… I’m going to go get my water…”
(Julius hops out of his seat and places his headset down before scurrying towards the back. Jason Payne watches him as he goes and smiles.)
GHEORGHE: “What the hell did Payne say to him?”
JIVE: “I think he was inviting him back to his lockerroom afterwards for a victory party……”
GHEORGHE: “Something is wrong with Jason Payne … this is not the man that took MWG to the limit..”
JIVE: “Are we even sure he’s still a man?!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee has asked both men to start the match and Dallas Carter is still in his corner looking at Payne with a cautious eye… but Jason Payne pays him no mind and starts towards him. Payne comes in with his arms outstretched … but Carter ducks underneath and backs away.”
JIVE: “I think Carter is still trying to revamp his game plan.”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now shakes his finger at Dallas Carter and he comes out of the corner. Payne goes after Carter again … and Carter once more ducks undernea… WAIT!”
JIVE: “Uh-oh…”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne quickly grabs on to the back of Dallas Carter’s trunks … and … well let’s say there was a brief full moon right here in Memorial Stadium! Carter slaps Payne’s hand away and now he kicks him in the gut! Carter bounces off the ropes and comes back .. BUT JASON PAYNE WITH A BIG BOOT KNOCKS HIM TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Payne looks a little mad at Carter for slapping his hand away… and .. now he looks … concerned?!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne’s rage just turned to remorse as he is on the mat next to Dallas Carter checking to see if he’s okay….. AND DALLAS CARTER JUST KNOCKED HIM OFF HIS FEET WITH A LEGSWEEP! Carter knips up … and he grabs Jason Payne as he gets back to his feet and sends him into the ropes … Carter ducks his head …. BUT JASON PAYNE STOPS SHORT ….. he hooks the waist of Carter …. AND POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “And now Payne is back to looking determined.. I’m so confused.”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now with a standing elbow drop … and he’s locking on the Camel Clutch! Jason Payne has the Camel Clutch locked on in the middle of the ring and there is nowhere for Dallas Carter to go!”
JIVE: “Look at his eyes, Gheorghe! He is possessed!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne’s eyes are wide open and he is yanking as hard as he can to apply pressure ….”
JIVE: “He’s going to snap his head right off his body!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee circling Dallas Carter to see if he wants to submit, but I don’t think Jason Payne is even giving him enough air to breathe! Carter looks to be about out of it by now …. And the referee drops down to test his arms. The referee lifts his arm up …. And it drops! The referee picks it up again ….. and it drops a second time!! The referee pic… Jason Payne has released the hold!”
JIVE: “And he looks terrified at what just happened!!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne on his hands and knees trying to slap Dallas Carter back into consciousness … and he looks like he’s about to cry!”
JIVE: “What did MWG do to Jason Payne!?”
GHEORGHE: “The referee now asking Jason Payne to step back as Dallas Carter tries to sit up … and Payne walks into the corner…”
JIVE: “And his head just shot back over to Dallas Carter!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now turns and comes back towards Carter … and HE KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD! Jason Payne brings Dallas Carter to his feet … AND HE HITS HIM WITH A VERTEBREAKER! Jason Payne now going down to pick up Carter again … AND THIS TIME HE HITS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! Dallas Carter is down on the mat … and Jason Payne goes for the cover ….. ONE ……….. TWO ……….. KICKOUT BY DALLAS CARTER!”
(SFX: The fans pop huge.)
JIVE: “And Carter is showing some spunk reminiscent of the TLC match at International Intrigue.”
GHEORGHE: “Payne brings Carter up … and drops him down across the knee with a backbreaker…. Payne now flipping Carter over…….. OH GOD…”
JIVE: “HE IS SPANKING DALLAS CARTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne has Dallas Carter strewn over his knees and he is spanking him! Now Payne dumps him to the mat … and he drops the leg across the back of the neck! Jason Payne is in his own little world here tonight …. And poor Dallas Carter is experiencing it firsthand!”
JIVE: “Payne is so out of it … that Carter hasn’t been given a chance to go on the offensive! I’m a bit shocked!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now back down on his knees checking on Dallas Carter … and I can’t tell if he’s faking this concern, or if he is genuinely worried about what he’s been doing to the young man.”
JIVE: “I think we need to have the staff psychiatrist take Jason Payne off the active roster until he can get some R&R and recoup… this is getting out of control!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee backs Jason Payne up …. AND JASON PAYNE JUST PATTED HIM ON THE ASS AS HE WALKED AWAY!”
JIVE: “The referee whips around and Jason Payne is whistling innocently!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee now in Jason Payne’s face telling him not to touch a referee, and Jason Payne places his hands on his shoulders and winks at him! Now the referee backs up quickly …. And he says forget it and goes over to see if Dallas Carter can continue.”
JIVE: “Jason Payne follows him over though … and he’s got Carter by the hair!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne whips Carter into the corner …. AND HE CHARGES IN AFTER HIM AND SPLASHES HIM IN THE CORNER! Dallas Carter slinks down into the corner …. And Jason Payne’s eyes just lit up!”
JIVE: “Oh God, no!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now with a foot to the throat of Dallas Carter .. and he is using the ropes for leverage!”
JIVE: “OH THANK YOU LORD!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now stomping on the chest of the fallen Dallas Carter ….. and now he grabs him by the legs … AND YANKS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! Payne sets him up …. AND CATAPULTS HIM UP AND OVER! Dallas Carter’s throat just NAILED the top rope and he hits the mat!”
JIVE: “Dallas Carter looks out of it …. Maybe he took a bigger beating at International Intrigue than we thought…”
GHEORGHE: “Payne sashays over to Dallas Carter’s body … and now he grabs a leg …. And he’s got the single legged Boston Crab locked on…. Jason Payne with the Half Boston Crab … and he is using the other one to blow kisses to people in the crowd!”
JIVE: “And some of them are taking exception to it!”
GHEORGHE: “Dallas Carter looks to be in a LOT of pain right now …. And considering we haven’t heard much from him concerning his injuries after the pay per view, I think you might be right, Nick….”
JIVE: “Aren’t I always?”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne really has got this hold locked on tight …. And Dallas Carter isn’t even moving anymore …. The referee checks his arms ……. He lifts it ….. and it falls…… the referee lifts it again …. AND IT FALLS A SECOND TIME ……. The referee lifts Carter’s arm a th… NO! Jason Payne once MORE releases the hold before the referee can get the arm up a third time.”
JIVE: “He wants Dallas Carter to suffer …. Or he doesn’t want Dallas Carter to suffer … I can’t tell which Jason Payne is which right now!”
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne now looks around the Stadium …. And he just made the cut throat signal…. I think Dallas Carter is FINALLY going to be put out of his misery!”
JIVE: “What do you mean Dallas Carter? We ALL are going to finally be put out of our misery!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne picks up Carter ……… and … HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN FRONT OF HIM!?”
JIVE: “OH GOD NOOOO….”
GHEORGHE: “And Jason Payne with a low blow!”
JIVE: “THANK YOU AGAIN!”
GHEORGHE: “Payne now goes behind the doubled over Dallas Carter and locks on the Full Nelson……. AND THERE IT IS…. THE PAYNE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jason Payne with the cover ….. ONE ……………… TWO ……………………. THREEEEEEEE!!!!!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: “This torture is finally over!”
JACOBS: “The winner of this match by pinfall ……… ‘the Dog of War’ ….. JASON PAYNE!!”
(Payne drops to his knees and begins rubbing his chest as he has his boas handed to him..)
GHEORGHE: “Jason Payne dominated Dallas Carter tonight on RAUCOUS …. And he walks away with a victory.”
JIVE: “I’m going to kill him…”
GHEORGHE: “Huh?”
JIVE: “Julius! I’m going to kill that little shit…”
GHEORGHE: “He’s been taking an awful long time to get water, eh?”
JIVE: “You numbskull.”
GHEORGHE: “Let’s take a quick commercial break …. When we come back, Jason Tripp will be backstage with a woman whom we haven’t seen in quite a while … but is rearing to get back into action ….. Victoria Hawke! This, and the Masked Man will be in action against Jonathan Marx. …. We’ll see you shortly..”
