JACOBS: “Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall, has a thirty minute time limit, and is a non-title bout! Introducing first…”
(CUEUP: ‘Stones From the Sky’ by Neurosis.)
JIVE: “Daymon should just save face and stay in the back..”
(Daymon comes from behind the curtain..)
JIVE: “But he’s never been the smartest of the bunch, has he?”
JACOBS: “He stands six foot two and weighs 243 pounds .. hailing from Tacoma, Washington …. DAYMON!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon is such a talented wrestler… no matter what you say, Nick, I still believe he will walk out of here tonight the winner.”
JACOBS: “And his opponent..”
(CUEUP: ‘That’s Entertainment!’ by the Jam! A lone spotlight falls on the platform and out steps Mr. Entertainment, the Television title strapped around his waist.)
JIVE: “Look at him! He is the perfect Television champion!”
JACOBS: “He hails from Ashland, Oregon … standing six foot two and weighing 234 pounds … he is the CURRENT New ERA of Wrestling Television Champion …. MR. ENTERTAINMENT!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: “This match is underway as Mr. Entertainment takes the title off his waist and gives it to the referee!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment looks good with the title … I never thought I could say this .. but he brings a certain air to the title that MWG never could.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment immediately walks up to Daymon and starts running his mouth..”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment is just laying out the ground rules .. you know, like at five minutes Daymon must lay down and let Entertainment pin him.”
GHEORGHE: “Where is that rule?!”
JIVE: “It’s one of Mr. Entertainment’s own rules .. very smart if you ask me.”
GHEORGHE: “Entertainment continuing to talk … and Daymon pushes him back!”
JIVE: “You can’t disrespect the Television champion like that!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment charges in and WALLOPS Daymon in the head with a forearm! Daymon doubled back .. and Entertainment dropkicks him OUT OF THE RING TO THE ARENA FLOOR!”
JIVE: “See! That’s what I’m talking about! Mr. Entertainment is outshining Daymon.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment throws his hands in the air .. and listen to the fans jeer! Daymon slides into the ring as Mr. Entertainment turns his back to him, his arms still up … Entertainment turns .. AND GETS SPUN 360 AS DAYMON NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT!”
(SFX: Crowd explodes.)
GHEORGHE: “And the crowd goes crazy!”
JIVE: “They’re idiots, Gheorghe.. that was a cheap move by Daymon!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon picks up Mr. Entertainment and hooks the arm … and suplexes him to the mat. Daymon quickly back to his feet and grabs the leg … and drops an elbow on Entertainment’s right knee. Daymon still has the leg .. and now he’s bending it three ways from Sunday!”
JIVE: “The Television Champion won’t give in .. Daymon might think he’s wearing Mr. Entertainment down, but in reality, Mr. Entertainment is already plotting the end of this match .. he’s that good, Gheorghe!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee asking Mr. Entertainment if he wants to give up, just for good measure … but Entertainment swats at him! He better be careful, if he hits the ref he will be disqualified and Daymon will receive a shot at the title for his actions!”
JIVE: “Not going to happen. Not in a million years.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon let’s go of the leg and brings the Television champion to his feet … swinging neckbreaker! Daymon goes for a quick cover … ONE … TW—NO.. Mr. Entertainment easily kicks out. Daymon back up … he bounces off the ropes and comes back with an elb… the Television Champion rolls out of the way and Daymon only his mat!”
JIVE: “Cat-like reflexes by Entertainment.”
GHEORGHE: “I wouldn’t quite go that far.”
JIVE: “That’s because you don’t appreciate TRUE wrestling talent.”
GHEORGHE: “Both men back to their feet now .. Mr. Entertainment with a left hook .. but Daymon ducks and grabs his waist! Daymon goes to take Entertainment over … BUT MR ENTERTAINMENT LOCKS HIS LEG AND BLOCKS IT! Entertainment with a forearm shot to the back loosening Daymon’s grip … now Mr. Entertainment grips the torso of Daymon .. AND TAKES HIM OVER WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!”
JIVE: “I think I heard of the air come out of Daymon’s head!”
GHEORGHE: “Oh stop it! Mr. Entertainment stomping on the chest of Daymon .. and the Television champion drops the knee across the face! Mr. Entertainment down to pick up Daymon .. and he picks him up … SWINGING NECKBREAKER OF HIS OWN! ONE …. TWO—NO!”
JIVE: “Did you see the difference there? Daymon’s neckbreaker was sloppy and second-rate … but Mr. Entertainment’s … his was pure perfection!”
GHEORGHE: “Both men executed picture-perfect swinging neckbreakers, Nick … Mr. Entertainment now grabbing the legs of Daymon … AND HE FLIPS OVER HIS BODY WITH A PINNING BRIDGE!! ONE ….. TWO …. KICKOUT! Mr. Entertainment with an incredibly athletic move there!”
JIVE: “He can beat you in a 1,000 different ways. Daymon’s managed to kick out of 2 … that leaves 998 more to go.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment stands back as Daymon gets to his feet .. if I were him I would keep up the attack.”
JIVE: “If you were him, you’d be curtain jerking somewhere in Canada.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon takes a few steps towards Entertainment .. Entertainment with a right hook .. but Daymon ducks as Entertainment spins … Daymon catches him .. picks him up for the atomic drop .. BUT MR. ENTERTAINMENT FLIPS BACKWARDS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!! Daymon turns around … and gets a superkick square in the jaw! Mr. Entertainment with a fantastic move there..”
JIVE: “The Television champion is totally outclassing Daymon in the ring.”
GHEORGHE: “The match is still young, Nick .. Mr. Entertainment grabs the arm of Daymon .. he locks it in between his legs as he grabs his other arms .. and rolls into a pinning attempt! ONE … TWO—KICKOUT!”
JIVE: “Look at that pinning move .. ingenious!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment has a lot of moves up his sleeve, that’s for sure! Mr. Entertainment up .. but Daymon gets back to his feet as well … Mr. Entertainment goes for a scoop slam .. and hits it. Entertainment back against the ropes .. comes back with a leg drop .. but this time Daymon moves! Mr. Entertainment clutching his thigh .. he could have popped a muscle there.”
JIVE: “Daymon screwed that up .. he’s supposed to stay there, not move! He’s a dangerous man to wrestle .. he’s so sloppy that you can get seriously injured in that ring with him.”
GHEORGHE: “I don’t think that this constitutes as sloppy, Nick… Daymon slowly back to his feet as Mr. Entertainment tends to the thigh .. AND DAYMON WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THAT LEG! Mr. Entertainment rolls on his side .. and Daymon with another stiff kick right to the gut of the Television Champion! Daymon grabs his head and brings him to his feet .. he hooks the arm through the legs … PUMPHANDLE SLAM!”
JIVE: “Low blow! Did you see that? He low blowed him!”
GHEORGHE: “You must be seeing things again … Daymon with a headlock and now he’s trying to wear down the neck of the Television champion.”
JIVE: “The referee needs to call this match and disqualify Daymon right now … Daymon is a cheater!”
GHEORGHE: “You’re really not the one who should be calling out cheaters, Nick .. because if Mr. Entertainment did something illegal you’d look the other way.”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment is a world-class wrestler .. and YOUR Television Champion .. he doesn’t need to resort to cheating!”
GHEORGHE: “I have heard it all, folks … Daymon wrenching the neck and Mr. Entertainment is looking a bit weary.. the referee asking him if he wants to submit .. but Entertainment is … dozing off! The referee checks on him again … and his eyelids are shut!”
JIVE: “There’s no way.. he can’t be out!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee raises Mr. Entertainment’s arm .. and it drops! Daymon re-adjusts the headlock and the referee picks up his arm a second time … and again it drops! If Mr. Entertainment’s arm drops one more time Daymon will be walking away with a Television title shot!”
JIVE: “Come on Entertainment!”
GHEORGHE: “The referee picks up the Television Champion’s arm a third time … and it drops!! NO! ENTERTAINMENT HELD HIS ARM UP! Mr. Entertainment trying to get some momentum as he kicks his leg … and he’s forcing Daymon to his feet!”
JIVE: “That’s it!”
GHEORGHE: “Entertainment on his knees now as Daymon is on his feet … and Mr. Entertainment with an elbow to the midsection .. but Daymon’s grip is still tight! Entertainment with a second elbow and that loosens the grip a little … and the third elbow breaks the headlock! Entertainment grabs the head of Daymon .. AND DROPS DOWN WITH THE JAWBREAKER!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment is a tough competitor .. he’ll take a licking and keep on ticking.”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon is on his feet holding his jaw .. and Mr. Entertainment gets back to his feet … they lock up .. and Daymon gets the upperhand as he goes underneath with the arm bar … but Mr. Entertainment with a closed fist wraps Daymon in the head! Again! The referee warning him about the closed fist … and Mr. Entertainment goes with a rake of the eyes! Daymon releases the arm bar .. Mr. Entertainment with a beautiful dropkick sends him into the corner!”
JIVE: “That’s a dangerous place if you’re the opponent of Mr. Entertainment.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment runs into the corner after Daymon .. BUT DAYMON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CLOTHESLINE AND ENTERTAINMENT GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!”
JIVE: “Nooo!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon turns Entertainment around and climbs the second ropes .. and he starts in with the corner punches!”
CROWD: “TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVE…”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment grabs the legs of Daymon and walks a few steps out of the corner breaking it up … and he hits an inverted atomic drop! Daymon a little sore … AND ENTERTAINMENT TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT!”
JIVE: “That’s what happens when you go for a move like that without making sure that your opponent is sufficiently out of it.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment waits as Daymon gets back to his feet .. and again I think this is a bad idea … Daymon gets up … AND MR. ENTERTAINMENT WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK! NO! Daymon drops down! Entertainment turns around … AND DAYMON WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! NOO! Mr. Entertainment ducked! Daymon turns … AND GETS SCOOPED BY MR. ENTERTAINMENT ….. SHOULDERBREAKER!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment is about 30 steps ahead of Daymon … I love it!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment goes for the cover …. ONE … TWO … TH—KICKOUT!”
JIVE: “Dammit .. just lay down, Daymon .. your five minutes were over a long time ago!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment grabs Daymon by the head and brings him to his feet … Mr. Entertainment hooks the head … AND DRIVES HIM BACK TO THE MAT WITH AN IMPLANT DDT!”
JIVE: “Only MWG can execute that move that well.”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment obviously sensing some sort of opportunity here … he grabs the legs of Daymon … and he’s calling for the Sharpshooter!”
JIVE: “If Mr. Entertainment locks on the sharpshooter, Daymon is finished!”
GHEORGHE: “Entertainment has the legs spread and places his leg through .. he crosses the legs … and he’s trying to turn Daymon over! BUT DAYMON IS FIGHTING IT! Daymon trying to block Mr. Entertainment from turning him over … but Entertainment continues to fight …. AND HE GETS HIM OVER …. BUT DAYMON QUICKLY MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF BACK OVER AND ENTERTAINMENT FALLS TO THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Dammit!”
GHEORGHE: “Entertainment slaps the mat in disgust as Daymon kicks his legs free. Mr. Entertainment gets back on his feet and kicks Daymon in the gut … but Daymon manages to swipe the leg of Entertainment and he brings him down to the mat! AND DAYMON STRADDLES MR. ENTERTAINMENT AND STARTS TO WAIL AWAY!”
JIVE: “Come on ref! Separate them!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon gets in a few good licks before the referee starts the five count and he stops … Daymon back to his feet and now he grabs Mr. Entertainment … Daymon grabs Entertainment by the waist … and hits a tilt-a-whirl side slam! Daymon back up … AND HE IS HEADING TO THE CORNER!! Daymon climbs the ropes … and he points down at Mr. Entertainment ….. FLYING ELBOW FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! Daymon covers … ONE …. TWO …. THREE!! NOOO!!”
JIVE: “Mr. Entertainment kicked out! He kicked out!”
GHEORGHE: “The Television Champion sneaking out of the pinfall attempt at the last possible second.. and Daymon goes back on the offensive. Daymon grabs Entertainment .. AND SENDS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Daymon charges in afterwards … PHANTOM TRAIN! Daymon squashes Entertainment in the corner with the back-first splash! Mr. Entertainment takes a few steps out of the corner … and flops to the mat!”
JIVE: “Is the time keeper asleep or something? This match should be over! Time limit draw!”
GHEORGHE: “There’s still about 12 minutes to go before the time limit, Nick.”
JIVE: “Don’t lie to me!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon grabs the legs of Mr. Entertainment … and he sets him up … AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE CORNER WITH A CATAPULT! Mr. Entertainment’s head just bounced off the steel!”
JIVE: “Someone, ANYONE, come down to ringside and beat Daymon over the head with a lead pipe? Where’s Chaos?! He’ll do it!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon kicks the Television Champion in the stomach …. Grabs the head.. RUNNING BULLDOG OUT OF THE CORNER! Daymon gets to his feet and the crowd is going crazy!”
JIVE: “This isn’t supposed to happen! Test him for steroids! He has to be on some performance enhancing drug!”
GHEORGHE: “It’s called adrenaline, Nick.”
JIVE: “SEE! YOU ADMITTED IT!”
GHEORGHE: “You are something else tonight. Daymon sizing Mr. Entertainment up … Entertainment gets back to his feet … AND DAYMON SPEARS HIM TO THE MAT! Daymon starts pounding away at the Television champion … but Mr. Entertainment with a thumb to the eye gives him some temporary relief!”
JIVE: “That’s it, Mr. Entertainment .. do anything necessary!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment crawls to the ropes and rests on the second .. but Daymon is back up! Daymon off the far ropes and runs in .. AND HOPS ON THE BACK OF MR. ENTERTAINMENT!”
JIVE: “He’s trying to choke him to death with the ring ropes!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon gets off and grabs Entertainment .. AND THEY ARE HEADING UP TOP! Daymon sets Entertainment on the top turnbuckle and comes up after him … AND DAYMON IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!”
JIVE: “I can’t believe it!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon has the Television champion hooked … AND HE … NO! Mr. Entertainment blocks! Daymon tries for a second attempt … AND ENTERTAINMENT BLOCKS IT AGAIN! Mr. Entertainment … HE JUST SHOVED DAYMON OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DAYMON LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE MAT!”
JIVE: “Yes! Yes!”
GHEORGHE: “Mr. Entertainment surveys … AND FLIES OFF WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ……. BUT DAYMON MOVES!!! MR. ENTERTAINMENT LANDS FACE FIRST!”
JIVE: “No! No!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon slowly gets up to his feet … and he’s calling for the Brain Rocker Redux!!!”
JIVE: “This isn’t happening! This is a bad dream …. That’s all .. a bad dream!”
GHEORGHE: “Daymon picks up Mr. Entertainment …. He hooks the arms …. AND HE NAILS IT! DAYMON WITH THE BRAIN ROCKER REDUX …… ONE ……… TWO ………. THREE!!!! HE DID IT!”
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: “The winner of this match by pinfall …… DAYMON!”
JIVE: “Mr. ENTERTAINMENT WAS ROBBED! DAYMON PAID OFF THE REFEREE!”
GHEORGHE: “Congratulations are in order for Daymon who stunned Mr. Entertainment tonight .. and assured himself of a Television title shot in the near future! Wow.. what a match!”
JIVE: “What a match? WHAT A TRAVESTY!”
GHEORGHE: “We have to take a commercial break .. but when we come back .. it’s Shawn Hart and Cameron Cruise … one on one .. where the winner will choose the other’s entry number at BattleBRAWL 2!”
(CUTTO: Commercial for TEAM’s Dupree Cup tournament .. watch four of your favorite New ERA superstars compete against the superstars of other leagues!)
