Name: The Great Weber Alias: - Height: 8'4" Weight: 7 Tons Hometown: Da Hood Theme: "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkly Record: 0-0-0 Achievements: list here. Finisher(s): 1. Two Handed Chokeslam 2. Weber Says STFU Signature Moves: 1. Brain Chop 2. Webagra 3. Dropkick 4. $plash 5. Fuck Yo' Couch Nigga Combo