August 10, 2008 Edition

Instead of the standard opening, we instead see Ingee Shmelky outside with The Freak, Himself. Ingee doesn't look happy, a frown on his face. Freak, however, looks like he's enjoying his time with Ingee.

Freak, Himself - Look, I have been giving you tips with Olivia for two weeks. How is it going?

Ingee Shmelky - It's all the same. She won't even push our single beds together. She did let me make a tent out of blankets in the living room, but she would get in it with me.

Freak, Himself - Well, I will continue helping you out, dear Hobbit. We shall bring the consummation along and make you marriage legally binding yet.

Ingee Shmelky - I hope so. I am tired of snuggling my stuffed animals and being lonely.

Freak, Himself - Okay, the stuffed animals have to go, Ingee. For Shmelk's sake, they have got to go.

Ingee Shmelky - Even Mister Frappy?

Freak, Himself - I see I have much work to do here.


Backstage we see AJ Cameron sitting on a bench in the locker room taping his wrist. Out of the side of the screen Eli Ryder walks in and sits down next to him.

AJ - What do you want?

Eli - Just wanted to say congrats last week on beating Hoshi.

AJ - There was a bit of a technicality...6Pac interfered.

Eli - Yeah...who's hand got raised?

AJ - Mine.

Eli - Then you won the match, don't sweat how you won the match. You won the match, that's the name of the game...winning.

Eli stands up, pats AJ on the shoulder.

Eli - Like I said congratulations.

AJ - Thanks.

Eli turns and walks away out of the shot leaving AJ taping his wrist as he thinks about what Eli just said to him.

We then hear "Evolution" by Korn as we fade into our usual opening to the show. Images of Gary Barber, JC Michaels, Myst, Jack Spade, Eli Ryder, AJ Cameron, Hoshi Yakamoto, 6Pac Dudley, Malk, and Tommy Purr flash across the screen before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are ready to call the action tonight.

The Braun Sisters vs. CWA Divas

 "Phenomenon" by LL Cool J plays as Crystal Braun steps out onto the stage, clearly not impressed with coming out like this. She shakes her head as she makes her way down the ramp towards the ring, then slides under the bottom rope into the ring. She then stands in the middle of the ring with referee Mark Davis while she waits, her music fading away. We then hear "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers and, instead of her opposition, we see Jordan Gibson on stage with a microphone in hand.

Jordan Gibson - It is nice to see that you're game for this, Crystal. It is good to know you have some guts. The thing is, most of the CWA divas don't give a damn about you and your employment here. I was even told this match shouldn't be on television as it will be a ratings killer. Now, I could not help noticing your entrance music is a song used by an old CWA star, so let's make this work. Your match tonight will be a lumberjack match.

"Evolution" by Korn plays again, this time not to start the show but to play in the CWA stars from the past as Scavenger, Tough Eagle, Jon Shocker, Steve Hawkins, Blair Drake, Night Dweller, Deep Freeze, Fixxxer, Danny Dixon and Jimmy Jack all make their way to ringside which draws a decent pop from the crowd.

Henry Lesher - That's a lot of suck to have in one place.

Ricky Simms - Ten superstars, all CWA Originals, stand around the ring for this match. It should be interesting.

Henry Lesher - Almost as interesting as oatmeal.

"Switch 625" by Def Leppard plays as Aerial champion Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way out onto the stage where the crowd gives her a strong ovation. She then makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. She pauses to look around at the lumberjacks, then continues making her way to the ring. She climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes into the ring which allows referee Mark Davis to call for the bell and get the match started.

Ricky Simms - Crystal needs to win if she wants to keep her job here.

Henry Lesher - I don't care. No one cares.

Hoshi locks up with Crystal, then shoves her to the ropes. Crystal comes off the ropes and misses with a wild clothesline attempt as Hoshi ducks it and then gives Crystal a drop toe to the mat where she then applies a cross face chicken wing. The referee asks Crystal if she is willing to submit, but Crystal refuses. Crystal reaches for the ropes as the referee continues to ask her if she submits. Crystal makes a third attempt to reach the ropes, but she fails and she taps out, giving Hoshi the fastest win of her career.

Ricky Simms - Crystal simply is not a wrestler.

Henry Lesher - Hoshi is barely human. Crystal shouldn't have reached adulthood. Natural selection should have taken her down years ago.

Hoshi exits the ring and Jordan Gibson is once again on the stage.

Jordan Gibson - You see, Crystal? You see now? This is what happens when you side with Vesuvius and you abandon your job. This is how it is, Crystal. You have been a valued employee. We wish you luck with your future endeavors.

That said, Jordan exits the stage area.

Bombshell is seen making her way into Shannon's office and she doesn't look impressed.

Bombshell - I was signed up for that match against Crystal. Who decided that it was just Hoshi?

Shannon Skanes - That was Jordan's call. She runs the Diva portion of the show. It was her call to bring all the older stars out, too. I didn't have the heart to tell them they were on the Diva portion of the program tonight. I hope they feel okay.

Bombshell - What kind of games are you playing?

Shannon Skanes - I don't have the energy or the time to play games, Yvonne.

Bombshell - You had better decide what you're doing then, because a woman can only wait so long before she starts to take it personally.

She then exits in dramatic fashion just as Wyatt makes his way into the office, almost getting bowled over by Bombshell as he does so.

Wyatt Gibson - What the...?

Shannon Skanes - Super, I love this. What do you want?

Wyatt Gibson - Jack Spade didn't show up tonight.

Shannon Skanes - Yeah, he has the week off.

Wyatt Gibson - He sent something to remind someone of him.

Shannon Skanes - Oh, super, bring it on. Now what?

Wyatt Gibson - You should come and see this.

Shannon follows Wyatt out while we return to the ring.


JC Michaels vs. Tommy Purr

"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays as JC Michaels comes out to loud boos from the crowd. He pays the fans no mind as he marches his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then stops at ringside, looks around at the crowd and pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and we hear "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry and CWA champ Tommy Purr makes his way out and the crowd cheers him as he holds his belt high before draping it over his shoulder and then he makes his way down to the ring. He and JC Michaels start to have words while Tommy is on the floor. Tommy laughs at JC which causes Michaels to drop and roll himself out of the ring to the floor where he takes a shot to the face with the belt from Tommy Purr.

Ricky Simms - Tommy is not above those sorts of tactics.

Henry Lesher - I know and I love him for it.

Tommy tosses the belt aside, then stands JC up and slaps him across the face. Tommy then goes for a clothesline on JC Michaels, but Michaels ducks that, gives Tommy a knee to the ribs and then whips him face first into the steel corner post of the ring. JC Michaels then picks Tommy up and gives him a power slam to the floor. He then slaps the downed champ across the face a few times, taunting him before he then stands Tommy up and rolls him into the ring. JC then rolls himself in which allows referee Steve Blake to call for the bell to get the match officially started. JC stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block that sends him down to the mat and then gives him a knee drop to the chest before going for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr.

Ricky Simms - JC almost took Tommy out in record time there.

Henry Lesher - Never happen. No BLP Whatever guy is going to down my Tommy.

JC stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block, but Tommy steps out of the way and then he gives JC a German suplex to the mat, stands him up and gives him a second before he stands him up and tries for a third. JC lands a series of elbows to the side of the head on Tommy which relaxes his hold and allows JC to break free before the third German suplex can be applied. JC then picks Tommy up and slams him down to the mat before he puts the boots to Tommy. JC then stands on Tommy's chest for a few moments before he jumps off, a smile crossing his face. He then stands the champ up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. JC drops and rolls himself out to the floor after Tommy.

Ricky Simms - JC is taking this to another level. In his defense, Tommy started this by drilling JC with the belt first.

Henry Lesher - Now you're defending JC? Tommy is pure greatness.

JC Michaels stands Tommy up and takes a thumb to the eye from the champ. Tommy then slams JC's face into the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring. Tommy then rolls himself in as we see Eli Ryder making his way down the ramp towards the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction.

Ricky Simms - Why is Eli coming out here?

Henry Lesher - He's an attention whore?

Tommy stands JC Michaels up, whips him into the corner buckle and then perches himself on the second rope, raining down punches to the face on JC Michaels. He reaches ten while the fans count them off before he jumps back down to the mat. Tommy then gives JC an arm drag to the middle of the ring and applies an arm bar. JC quickly gets to his feet and then gives Tommy a vicious knife edge chop to the throat before he reverses the arm bar. JC then takes notice of Eli Ryder at ringside and motions the referee to send him away. The referee goes to the ropes and leans through, telling Eli to get away from the ring. Eli argues as Tommy frees himself from the arm bar and then gives JC a knee to the gut before he lifts him up and them delivers the Tommyknocker. Tommy goes for the pin, but the referee is still arguing with Eli.

Ricky Simms - The referee could have counted to ten by now.

Henry Lesher - See? Attention whore, right there.

Tommy gets to his feet and sees Eli is still arguing with the referee. Tommy then makes his way over to the ropes and he starts shouting at Eli. Behind Tommy, JC gets to his feet. Seeing that Tommy and the referee are both distracted, JC opts to use his foot for the low blow on Tommy before he turns him around, picks him up and then gives him the Samoan Stunner before hooking the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! JC Michaels scores the win over Tommy Purr.

Ricky Simms - Eli cost Tommy the match!

Henry Lesher - That should be illegal. My Tommy, my poor Tommy.

JC Michaels exits the ring and starts up the ramp while Eli is seen grabbing the title belt. He looks at it and then rolls himself into the ring. He stands over Tommy and raises the belt high while the crowd has a mostly negative reaction to this. He then drops the belt on Tommy and then kicks him in the head, telling Tommy that the title belt will be his soon enough.

Ricky Simms - I thought maybe Eli was out here to fight JC Michaels, but he was out here to send a message to Tommy. This isn't over.

Henry Lesher - Tommy will respond. Don't think he won't. Eli will wish he was never born.


Frank Merritt is seen backstage with Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - Frank, this week you were set to face Jaime Jackson, but he was unable to appear. This could be related to the head shot you gave him last week.

Frank Merritt - *laughs* Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Ray Dees - Why help Myst?

Frank Merritt - Why ask stupid questions? Of course, this leaves me backstage just wanting to kick someone else in the head. This could be bad for Malk or whoever gets in my way.

Ray Dees - Technically, if you don't have a match tonight, no one is in your way.

Frank Merritt - Ray, if I turn to the left, you're in my way. Do you want to be in my way?

Ray Dees - No, of course not.

Voice off camera - Turn to the right then, Frank.

The crowd cheers as Moose walks into the shot and stands next to Frank, his arms folded across his chest.

Frank Merritt - Is it old folks day?

Moose - That's funny, big man. Come on. Let's talk about you kicking people in the face and cheap shotting everyone in sight.

Frank Merritt - *turns right* See there, Moose. You just got in my way.

Moose - Big man, I'd love to see you do something about it. I haven't had a good fight in what feels like a decade now. I could go for a few rounds with you.

Frank Merritt - You know what I hate? I hate talking about it.

Frank throws a wild right which Moose blocks and then the brawl is on as Moose tackles Frank to the floor and they start trading punches and kicks at one another. Moose then stands Frank up and whips him face first into the nearest door. Moose then picks Frank up and runs him towards a table, but Frank slides off of Moose's shoulders and then gives him a kick to the back of the leg before he gives him a face buster through the table. Frank then stands Moose up only to take a jawbreaker from Moose while security rushes in to break things up.

Moose - You're a dead man Merritt! I'm not Max Cameron! I'll end you!

As the melee is sorted out and the combatants are shoved away from one another, we head back to the ring.


Malk vs. Myst

 "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park plays as Myst makes her way out onto the stage and the crowd gives her a mixed response, as a result of her actions last week. Myst shakes her head as then makes her way down to the ring. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring and then jumps to her feet before testing the ropes as he music fades. We then hear "Voices" by Rev Theory as Malk makes his way onto the stage, the crowd giving him a decent ovation as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - This Malk kid has impressed me.

Henry Lesher - Shiny pocket lint impresses you.

Malk steps up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Casey Braun calls for the bell to get the match started. Myst and Malk lock up. Malk then shoves Myst to the mat and flexes his muscles towards the crowd. Myst kips up to her feet and shoves Malk. He responds by shoving her back to the ropes and then he picks her up over his shoulders and then gives her a side slam to the mat. Malk then gives her a knee drop to the forehead and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Malk then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a backdrop to the mat. He then picks her up and gives her a backbreaker across his knee before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by Myst.

Ricky Simms - Malk is throwing her around the ring with ease thus far.

Henry Lesher - Every man throws her around sooner or later.

Malk then stands Myst up only to take an eye gouge from her. She then rakes her nails down his back and then gives him a back cracker before she rolls him up for a quick pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Myst then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a dropkick from there. Myst then gives Malk a series of rights and lefts to the jaw before she gives him a bulldog to the center of the ring and then she again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk and Myst has a few words for referee Casey Braun.

Ricky Simms - Two near falls for Malk and now two of the same for Myst.

Henry Lesher - That's four times I have almost cared.

Myst stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when he ducks it. Malk then places Myst in a headlock and then gives her a bulldog to the mat before he rolls her over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Malk then stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle, gives her a knee to the gut and then gives her a double under hook suplex to the middle of the ring. Malk then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off, going for a flying knee drop on Myst only to have her roll out of the way. Malk's knee crashes to the mat while Myst is already using the ropes to get to her feet. Myst then starts kicking Malk in the ribs before she grabs his knee and applies a one legged Boston Crab on him. The referee checks for a submission, but Malk refuses to give in and reaches for the ropes.

Ricky Simms - Nice move by Myst. She's focusing on the knee that Malk just injured.

Henry Lesher - I don't care. How much clearer can I be than that?

Malk reaches for the ropes again, and then rolls himself onto his back and uses his free leg to kick Myst into the corner buckle. Myst then takes a run at Malk and kicks him in the face, sending him down to the mat. Myst then goes to the top rope and then lands a Swanton Bomb on the fallen Malk and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk and Myst shakes her head as she crouches for a moment. Myst then stands Malk up and whips him off the ropes. She drops her head to give him a backdrop, but he gives her a knee lift to the face and then he clotheslines her over the top rope and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Another match is going outside the ring.

Henry Lesher - Come on out, Frank. Kick this idiot in the head!

Malk drops and rolls himself out of the ring while we see Myst taking something out of her trunks. Malk turns her around and she throws salt into his eyes, out of the view of the referee. Myst then slams Malk's head into the steel ring steps before she rolls him into the ring. Myst the goes up to the top rope while Malk struggles to regain his sight. He staggers around and he manages to get to his feet only to take a flying straight kick to the side of the head from Myst which sends him to the mat and leaves Myst going for the pin. 1...2...3! Myst gets the salt-aided win over Malk this week. She rolls herself out to the floor, a smile crossing her face.

Ricky Simms - Malk got cheated.

Henry Lesher - I got cheated out of ten minutes of my life I want back. What about my needs?

While Myst makes her way up the ramp, a man carrying roses makes his way down the ramp to her. She accepts the roses, looks at the card and laughs. She then shows the card to the camera and we can see that they are from Jack Spade. She then makes her way up to the stage where Shannon Skanes is waiting for her, a microphone in hand.

Shannon Skanes - So, you win tonight and all is well. I hope you enjoy your flowers, dear.

Myst - What I do and don't enjoy really isn't your business.

Shannon Skanes - Well, then you won't mind that I am putting Jack Spade into a handicap match next week to punish him for his overtures and for those flowers.

Myst - You're like a child, you know.

Shannon Skanes - Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. If you want a spot on the roster full time, just show up next week. Win or lose, you win. You get what you want.

Myst - What's the catch?

Shannon Skanes - You have to defeat one of the first CWA champions we had, a man who everyone loved to hate. All you have to do is face Dragon.

The crowd cheers as Shannon turns and walks away while Myst looks stunned by the news that Dragon would return.

Ricky Simms - BLPW stars continue to stream into this company.

Henry Lesher - Sadly, their work has been superior to that of the CWA stars, well with the exception of Frank akd Tommy. Of course, the rest of the company is crap, crap and more crap.


6Pac Dudley enters the building, a very serious expression on his face when he is headed off by Dex and Rex Cooper.

Dex Cooper - Dude, where have you been lately?

6Pac Dudley - What are you talking about?

Rex Cooper - MSK is a team, but you've been away from us and doing some weird shit in your promos. Cutting yourself, man? I mean, you just seem a little...

Dex Cooper - Off.

6Pac Dudley - Yo, I don't need to explain anything to you guys. I am starting to wonder who's side you guys are really on. Just watch as I win back my title tonight.

Rex Cooper - Hey, we haven't changed. We know what side we're on. What side are you on?

6Pac Dudley - I have to go get ready for my big match.

6Pac storms off.

Dex Cooper - I told you we wouldn't get a straight answer.

Rex Cooper - I'm worried. Real worried.

The shake their heads as they exit the arena and we head back to the ring.


AJ Cameron vs. Gary Barber

"Famous" by Puddle of Mudd plays as AJ Cameron makes his way onto the stage, the crowd giving him a warm reaction as he stands on stage for a few moments and then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. AJ paces at ringside for a few moments and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He then leans back against the ropes as his music fades and then we hear "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men and Gary Barber comes out to a loud chorus of boos. Barber pauses on stage for a moment, glaring down towards the ring at his opponent and then he starts marching down the ramp towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - Gary Barber has been VERY impressive thus far in his CWA career.

Henry Lesher - He's been here for six whole minutes.

Barber pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell to get the action officially underway. AJ moves in and locks up with Barber. AJ backs Barber into the corner where the referee asks for a clean break. AJ does back off to the center of the ring and Barber nods. They then move in and lock up again. This time, Barber backs AJ into the corner where the referee again asks for a clean break. Barber takes a step back and then gives AJ a series of kicks to the ribs before he then gives AJ a snap mare to the middle of the ring where he applies a full Nelson on AJ Cameron. The referee checks on AJ, who is unwilling to submit this early in the match.

Ricky Simms - AJ Cameron has been impressive thus far. I don't see any quit in this kid.

Henry Lesher - His last name is Cameron. I can assure you that there is plenty of quit in this kid.

AJ refuses to submit when asked by the referee and then shows signs of powering out of the hold, drawing his arms down while Barber struggles to maintain his hold. As AJ continues showing signs of fighting back, Barber suddenly releases him and kicks him in the back and then gives him a reverse neck breaker to the mat before he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by AJ Cameron. Gary Barber stands AJ up and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Barber drops and rolls himself out to the floor after AJ. He then stands AJ up, grabs him around the waist and picks him up before ramming his spine into the steel corner post. Gary Barber then picks AJ up and slams him down to the floor. He then rolls AJ into the ring before doing the same himself. Barber then goes for the pin. 1...2... AJ gets a foot on the bottom rope. Barber pulls AJ to the middle of the ring and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by AJ Cameron.

Ricky Simms - If Gary's first pin attempt had been in the middle of the ring, he might have got him.

Henry Lesher - I love how you deal in could have and might territory. You should work for Fox News.

Gary Barber stands AJ Cameron up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline one another to the mat which causes the referee to start counting them both down. On the four count, AJ Cameron gets up to his hands and knees and then he grabs Gary Barber and pulls him to his feet. AJ then sets for a vertical suplex, but Barber blocks it and gives AJ a vertical suplex to the mat. Barber then gets to his feet and puts the boots to AJ Cameron. Gary Barber then stands AJ up, whips him into the corner buckle and then he charges in for a shoulder block, but AJ raises his knees and catches Gary Barber in the face and then he gives Gary a spear to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber.

Ricky Simms - The momentum has shifted here.

Henry Lesher - It's gone from crap to garbage.

AJ stands Gary up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that sends him down to the mat. AJ then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off and lands a flying elbow smash to the jaw on Barber and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. AJ Cameron then stands Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a monkey flip to the middle of the ring where Barber lands on his feet. AJ gets to his feet and takes a standing dropkick from AJ that sends him back down to the mat. Barber then uses the ropes to try a springboard moonsault, but AJ manages to roll out of the way. AJ then uses the ropes to quickly get to his feet and then he stands Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a backdrop to the middle of the ring before he lands a knee drop to the chest on Gary Barber and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber as the crowd starts a chant for AJ.

Ricky Simms - This is a great match.

Henry Lesher - That depends on your point of view.

AJ Cameron stands Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and then moves in for a shoulder block. Barber moves aside and then rams AJ's head into the steel corner post and then places him in a headlock and then gives him a spike DDT to the mat. Barber then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Gary Barber wins and stands with his arm raised while we see blood trickling down the cheek of AJ Cameron from a cut opened when his head hit the corner post. Barber exits the ring to the boos of the crowd.

Ricky Simms - Barber wins, but AJ is going to learn from this and he'll get another shot at Barber.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, I still don't care.


We see Crystal Braun packing up the stuff from her locker when her sister Casey steps into the picture.

Casey Braun - I want you to know I am sorry about tonight.

Crystal Braun - Hey, I knew I wasn't a wrestler. I got humiliated and lost my job. You still have yours, right?

Casey Braun - I do care about you, you know. You're my sister.

Crystal Braun - Well, blood is thicker than water. I guess those are just words, though, much like anything you have to say to me right now.

Casey Braun - I couldn't be on your side after everything that happened.

Crystal turns and stands nose to nose with her sister.

Crystal Braun - No one knows what I went through. Everyone wants to judge me, including you. Maybe someday people will know the whole story. I expected you to hear me out.

Casey Braun - But you didn't try to...

Crystal Braun - No one tries in this family anymore. That's why I am out of work, sis.

Crystal storms off and Casey looks wounded by what Crystal said. We then return to the action.


Hoshi Yakamoto vs. 6Pac Dudley vs. Radd Matthews

 "Southtown" by POD plays as 6Pac comes out onto the stage, already brawling with Radd Matthews. The two exchange punches to the side of the head and 6Pac then gives Radd an inverted atomic drop before giving him a clothesline down onto the steel stage. 6Pac then stands Radd up and then whips him off the stage and into a large trash bin that had been next to the stage. 6Pac then dives off, landing a cross body into the trash with Radd.

Henry Lesher - How appropriate that they're both in the trash.

6Pac stands and puts the boots to Radd before he then picks Radd up and dumps him out to the floor. 6Pac then climbs onto the edge of the bin, leaps off and catches a boot from Radd Matthews to the jaw. 6Pac falls to the floor in pain while Radd uses the steel guard railing to pull himself to his feet. Radd then grabs 6Pac in a headlock and pulls him down to ringside. Radd then releases the headlock and slams 6Pac's face into the ring apron before he rolls 6Pac into the ring and then does the same himself. Radd stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat.

Ricky Simms - This match has not started yet in an official capacity as Hoshi has not come out yet.

Henry Lesher - She is probably exhausted from her match with Crystal earlier tonight.

Radd Matthews then stands 6Pac up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a monkey flip back to the middle of the ring. 6Pac rolls himself away from Radd and right out to the floor. He then rolls himself under the ring while Radd exits the ring in pursuit. Radd lifts the ring apron to seek out 6Pac and takes a baseball bat to the face from a waiting 6Pac. 6Pac then rolls himself out from under the ring, quickly gets to his feet and then he starts hitting Radd across the back with the bat. 6Pac then chokes him with it, an evil smile crossing his face as he does so.

Ricky Simms - 6Pac hasn't been very stable lately.

Henry Lesher - You would be unstable, too, if you looked like him and had no talent.

6Pac releases the choke on Radd and rolls him into the ring as Hoshi Yakamoto finally slides into the ring, no music or fancy entrance signalling her arrival. She lands a baseball slide kick to the face on 6Pac before he has a chance to enter the ring as referee Steve Blake finally calls for the bell to get things officially underway. Hoshi then jumps to the top rope and lands a 360 splash onto the fallen Radd and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi exits the ring, grabs the two title belts that had been in the timekeeper's possession and she makes her way up the ramp with her arms raised.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi saw an opportunity there and pinned Radd after 6Pac did a majority of the work.

Henry Lesher - Oh, great, now she is a hardcore and aerial champ? How does this happen? Frank, I demand you come out here and kick her head off. Come on, Frank. Maybe Myst can kick her head off then?

Ricky Simms - You're reaching.

Henry Lesher - It can't end this way. She can't be the champ. She just can't.

While Hoshi makes her way to the back, we see an enraged 6Pac slamming his fists on the ring steps while Radd Matthews comes to inside the ring and realizes what happened. 6Pac picks up the ring steps and throws them to the floor. He then starts trying to take apart the steel guard railing while Radd Matthews climbs the ropes behind him. 6Pac turns and takes a flying body press to the floor from Radd Matthews who then slams 6Pac's head into the floor before grabbing the baseball bat that 6Pac had been holding moments earlier and starting to strangle him with it while security rushes out to separate these two.

Ricky Simms - Radd isn't taking this well.

Henry Lesher - Good, I wouldn't either.

Ricky Simms - Well, that's our show for this week. Don't forget to tune in next week for another edition of Overdrive!

We fade to black on a shot of Radd and 6Pac battling security team members to get at one another.