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August 31, 2008 We see Ingee and Shengee Shmelky making their way into the building, only to be headed off by Ray Dees. Ray Dees - Guys, where have you been? Ingee Shmelky - We were taken in by that nice new tag team. It's been great. Ray Dees - Your wife has been looking for you all week. Shengee Shmelky - Dat girl is whack, yo. We be findin' de inner Shmelk. Tell her she'll be seen on da flipside. They walk off and Ray is left to shake his head
as we then hear "Evolution" by Korn and we see images of Moose,
Vigilante, Tommy Purr, JC Michaels, Eli Ryder, Gary Barber, Jack
Spade, Malk and Dragon before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms
and Henry Lesher are once again ready to call tonight's action. "Black Cars" by Gino Vanelli plays as Ricky and Julian make their way onto the stage, the crowd giving them a mixed response. Julian leads the way, a hockey stick draped over his shoulder while Ricky is close behind and looks to be more nervous than the steady Julian. They reach ringside and Julian puts the hockey stick aside and then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. Ricky takes his place in their corner as their music fades out and then we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd and Garth Rivers and Kannon make their way onto the stage, which draws boos from the crowd. They are followed closely by Daniel McCoy as they make their way towards the ring, actually laughing at their opponents who are awaiting their arrival. Ricky Simms - The Puck Slappers are going to have to work hard to gain any respect in the CWA. Henry Lesher - That's because they are a complete joke just like those idiots they have befriended. This is why this company is always viewed as a failure. Rivers pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Steve Blake calls for the bell as Julian has a few words with Rivers. Rivers then slaps Julian across the face. This draws an immediate retaliation from Julian who lands a series of rights and lefts to the jaw on Rivers and then gives him a brutal upper cut which sends him backward into the ropes. Julian then whips Rivers off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat where he applies a sleeper hold. Ricky Simms - So the Canadians have a temper. Henry Lesher - Yeah, but it's a Canadian temper. Rivers gets to his feet and breaks free of the sleeper with a series of elbows to the gut on Julian and then gives him a fireman's carry into a side slam to the mat. Rivers then stands Julian up, whips him into the corner buckle and gives him a series of shoulder blocks before he then gives him a hip toss to the center of the ring. Garth Rivers then stands Julian up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a big boot to the chest that brings him back down to the mat. Rivers then stands Julian up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. He then tags in Kannon who drops off the apron to the floor and heads after Julian. Kannon grabs Julian by the hair and knees him in the face. He then picks Julian up and gives him a power slam to the floor. Ricky Simms - This is a bad turn for Julian here. Henry Lesher - The guy shouldn't have shown up for this match at all. Kannon stands Julian up, rolls him into the ring and then rolls himself in before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Julian. Kannon stands Julian up, whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline before rolling to his corner and tagging in Ricky. Ricky enters the ring and starts trading punches with Kannon, then gives him a thumb to the eye and whips Kannon into the corner where he starts landing kicks to the chest on him. Ricky then whips Kannon into the opposite corner and then gives him a clothesline to the mat from there. Kannon then climbs the ropes in the corner. From the second rope, he leaps off and goes for a splash on Ricky who rolls out of the way. Ricky Simms - If Kannon had hit that move, this match would be over. Henry Lesher - This match was over before it started. Ricky uses the ropes to get to his feet and then stands Kannon up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Kannon holds onto the ropes and Ricky's kick meets nothing but air. Kannon then lands a splash on the fallen Ricky and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Business Inc. gets the win this week over The Puck Slappers. Kannon exits the ring while Julian retrieves his hockey stick and enters the ring to make certain there's no after match activity in this one. Ricky Simms - Game effort from the new team. Henry Lesher - Like I said, over before it
started. Jordan Gibson - Well, you should probably not sneak up on people like that. Moose - Where's Wyatt? Jordan Gibson - He isn't here tonight. Why? Moose - I don't believe you. Look, deliver a message to him for me. Jordan Gibson - Alright. Moose - If I find out he's trying to tear me down before I have even started getting back to the top in this company, I will hunt him down. I'll destroy him if I have to. Jordan Gibson - Well, you're a ray of sunshine. Moose - You don't know me. If you did, you'd watch your mouth when I am in a bad mood. Watch as Vig and I bring the house down tonight and make everyone else look bad in the process. It will be the match of the year. Moose walks off and Jordan shakes her head, a
smirk crossing her face. "Voices" by Rev Theory plays as Malk steps out onto the stage, the crowd giving him a mixed reaction. He makes his way down to the ring, his head down as he appears to be deep in thought. Malk pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Vicarious" by Tool and the crowd cheers as Dragon comes out onto the stage. Dragon wastes no time in running down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. Referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell as the two wrestlers start brawling. Dragon gives Malk a spear to the mat and then rains down punches to the head on him. Dragon then gives him a forearm smash to the forehead and then shoves him out of the ring to the floor. Ricky Simms - Dragon means business in this one. Henry Lesher - He got beaten by Myst. It doesn't get much worse than that. Dragon stands Malk up and whips him head first into the guard rail and then whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps before he rolls him back into the ring. Dragon then jumps onto the apron, leaps to the top rope and then lands a flying leg drop across the throat on Malk before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Dragon then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block back down to the mat and then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Malk before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by Malk. Dragon then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner and then charges in for a shoulder block, but Malk gives him a knee lift to the face. Malk then gives Dragon a side Russian leg sweep to the mat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dragon who then rolls himself out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Malk has really shown himself well against some great CWA legends. Henry Lesher - Legends? Dragon is a legend? Myst is a legend? You don't hold that term very highly at all. Malk follows Dragon out of the ring to the floor and they start brawling again, with Malk giving Dragon a spear to the floor. Malk then stands Dragon up and whips him over the top of the guard railing into the crowd. Malk then steps over the guard railing and starts trading punches with Dragon again. Dragon slams Malk's head into the steel guard railing before he steps over the railing to ringside and then he rolls himself into the ring. Malk then steps over the guard railing and rolls himself into the ring where Dragon greets him with a knee drop to the forehead. Dragon then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Ricky Simms - Great action between these two as a rivalry appears to be brewing. Henry Lesher - It certainly beats the emotionless funk most of the crap here has. Dragon stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. We then see JC Michaels making his way down the ramp which draws loud boos from the crowd. The referee is counting both wrestlers down while JC takes a spot at ringside and watches the action. On the four count, Malk gets up to his hands and knees. He gives Dragon a right hook to the chin that breaks up the count, then stands Dragon up, whips him off the ropes and Dragon ducks a clothesline before going for one on Malk. Malk ducks it and Dragon instead gives the referee a clothesline to the mat. JC Michaels grabs a chair from ringside and slides into the ring, gets to his feet and rears back with the chair as Dragon turns and faces him. Ricky Simms - Dragon heard JC coming. Henry Lesher - Yay for hearing? Dragon has words with JC as Malk stands behind Dragon. JC swings the chair, Dragon ducks and the chair catches Malk across the top of the head. JC curses and rolls himself out to the floor as the referee comes to and Dragon goes for the pin on Malk. 1...2...3! Dragon gets the win from an unexpected aid by JC Michaels. Ricky Simms - Dragon ducked the chair shot and JC inadvertently helped Dragon win the match! Henry Lesher - Hey, no one ever claimed JC was smart. He did sign on to wrestle for the CWA, after all. Dragon rolls himself out to the floor, but JC
has already left through the crowd and Dragon gives up pursuit as an
option. Dragon allows himself to smile as he looks upon the fallen
Malk inside the ring and then tells the camera that almost makes it
even. He then starts up the ramp towards the backstage area. Shannon Skanes - I really need to lock that. Myst - I beat Dragon and then get the week off? Shannon Skanes - I don't have time for this. Myst - You have taken me for granted long enough. I will deliver paperwork to you next week and I expect you to sign it. Shannon Skanes - Look, we can work this out. Divorce isn't an option to me. Myst storms out and slams the door behind her. Mere moments later, Jordan Gibson peeks in. Jordan Gibson - The Bomb Shelter is on after the next match. You ready? Shannon Skanes - No.
Jordan Gibson - That's too bad as you have little time to get
ready. "Switch 625" by Def Leppard plays as Hoshi and Kira Yakamoto make their way out onto the stage to loud cheers from the crowd. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring, but are attacked half way down by Robinson and Watanabe who want the early advantage in this one. Watanabe gives Kira a bulldog to the ramp and Robinson whips Hoshi off the ramp to the floor. Robinson and Watanabe then drag Kira to ringside and roll her into the ring before Watanabe rolls herself in which allows referee Casey Braun to call for the bell. Watanabe stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the chest that sends her down to the mat. She then tags in Mrs. Robinson while Hoshi finally makes her way to ringside and then pulls herself onto the ring apron. Ricky Simms - The Yakamoto sisters were blind sided at the start here. Henry Lesher - Hey, whatever it takes to keep me from watching them. Mrs. Robinson stands Kira up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a snap mare back to the middle of the ring where she applies an abdominal stretch on Kira. The referee checks for a submission, but Kira is unwilling to give up here. Kira gets to her feet and shows signs of powering out of the move. Robinson releases Kira and goes for a clothesline on her, but Kira ducks it and then gives Robinson a reverse neck breaker to the mat. Kira then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Robinson. Kira then rolls to her corner and tags in Hoshi. Hoshi enters the ring and gives Robinson a kick to the head before she gets back to her feet. Hoshi then picks Robinson up and slams her to the mat before going to the corner buckle and climbing to the top rope. She waits for Robinson to stand, leaps off and gives Catherine a head scissors that brings her down to the mat again where Hoshi then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Mrs. Robinson. Ricky Simms - Strong showing here for Hoshi. Henry Lesher - She does great against managers, janitors and ushers. Hoshi stands Catherine up, whips her off the ropes and frog leaps over Robinson before she then gives her a round house kick to the chest. Hoshi then gives Robinson a back cracker and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Robinson and Hoshi gives the referee a dirty look. Hoshi then stands Robinson up, but takes a clothesline to the mat from an impatient Watanabe. Watanabe is then guided out of the ring by Casey Braun while Kira scales the ropes on the other side of the ring. Kira then gives Robinson a dropkick from the top rope and then Hoshi catches the falling Robinson and gives her a German suplex to the mat, holding her shoulders down in a back bridge position while the referee turns her attention back to the action. 1...2...3! The Yakamotos eke out the win! Ricky Simms - Very nice move there by Kira.
Henry Lesher - When Frank does it, he's cheating. When she does it,
you're ready to have an orgasm. Shannon Skanes - Just the man I am looking for. Jack Spade - Oh really? Shannon Skanes - You have designs on my wife. You're playing games with the wrong man. Next week, you see me inside the ring. Oh and it will be falls count anywhere. Jack Spade - Why the hostility? Shannon Skanes - Look, Myst is apparently ready to serve me with papers. That means she wants a divorce. That means I need to break someone in half and you're the one who has been pissing me off. That means you'll do. Jack Spade - I can't wait to take you down a notch, boss. Tell your wife I had a great time the other night. Shannon Skanes - You're about to learn what happens when you mess with a man's wife.
Shannon storms off while a smirk crosses Jack's face. "Piece Of Me" by Britney Spears plays for a few moments as we look to the ring where Bombshell stands, microphone in hand and two pink, inflated chairs next to her. The crowd cheers and there are a few whistles for the Diva champ, the belt slung over her shoulder. Bombshell - Tonight, it is my honor to interview the powerful, handsome and ever so popular owner of the CWA... Shannon Skanes! "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails plays as Shannon Skanes makes his way onto the stage and then makes his way down the ramp to the cheers of the fans. He makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron and looks around at the crowd for a few moments before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He takes a seat in one of the pink chairs and picks up a microphone that had been laying on the canvas next to it while Bombshell sits across from him. Bombshell - Shannon, it's an honor to have you sitting here with me. Let's talk. Shannon Skanes - What's on your mind, Yvonne? Bombshell - No, no, this is about you. Let's talk about you and that... *frowns* Myst of yours. Shannon Skanes - Look, I want to clear the air a bit here. It seems things have gotten out of hand and I am bringing them back into order. Myst and I have had a misunderstanding and I need to make it right. Bombshell - It's a misunderstanding that your wife is having an affair with Jack Spade? Shannon Skanes - That's hardly a fact. Bombshell - It's hardly a secret either. It has been clear for weeks now that Myst is not woman enough for you and there are those who believe you have better options available.... such as a certain Diva champ... Shannon Skanes - As flattered as I am, I could hardly... Bombshell - I know, I know, until the divorce goes through handsome. You're such a good man. Shannon Skanes - I had intended to come out here to clear this up before it goes further. Bombshell - I know, because you want to wait. I can respect that. My love can wait. Look at how things have gone when I have rushed, the mistakes I have made. I can wait. Shannon Skanes - I'm not asking you to wait. Bombshell - I know, you're such a good man you don't ask me to wait which just makes me want to be there for you even more. I can be your shoulder to cry on. Shannon Skanes - Uh, thanks... Bombshell - And I thank you for your time. Shannon Skanes - No, but I wanted to talk about... Shannon's words are
drowned out as "Piece Of Me" by Britney Spears plays again and
Bombshell stands up and then gives the CWA owner a big hug. He looks
perplexed while she commends him for his strength and courage. Jordan Gibson - It certainly appears you have already signed a contract to face Vigilante next week. I'll just go ahead and put Shannon inside the ring with Moose then. It's only fair. Jack Spade - You're right. That is fair. Make it falls count anywhere, too, since Shannon wanted that with me.
Jordan Gibson - Good point. I'll get right on that then. I am
sure he'll agree to that. In place of entrance music for either man, we go to a shot of Moose and Vigilante fighting in the aisle, cameras struggling to get a decent shot of the brawl that is taking place. Referee Steve Blake comes rushing out and calls for the bell to get this brawl officially underway. Ricky Simms - Moose and Vigilante battling here in a match that could main event in any company. Henry Lesher - Hey, at least these guys know how to fight. Moose pulls Vigilante down the aisle and gives him a clothesline that sends him right over the guard railing to ringside. Moose then steps over the railing, stands Vigilante up and takes an eye gouge from Vig who then slams Moose's face into the guard railing and then gives him a belly to belly suplex to the floor. Vigilante then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table which draws cheers from the fans. Vigilante sets the table up while Moose gets to his feet. Moose then thumbs Vig in the eye and then gives him a Rock Bottom right through the table. Moose goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Moose then stands Vigilante up, whips him into the ring apron and then gives him a knee to the back followed by a reverse DDT to the floor and then goes for another pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Ricky Simms - These men are two of the toughest I have ever seen. This match could go on all night. Henry Lesher - We're not that lucky. Moose then reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. He then slams it across the back of Vigilante and tosses it aside before he then picks Vigilante up and tries to rung him into the corner post. Vigilante slides off of Moose's shoulder and rusn Moose head first into the corner post instead before giving him an atomic drop. Vigilante then gives Moose a clothesline to the floor and then gives him a leg drop across the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Vigilante then stands Moose up and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. He follows that up by giving Moose a chop block to the floor and then he applies a figure four leg lock on Moose where the referee then asks him if he submits. Moose refuses to give up even as Vigilante tries to tighten his hold. Ricky Simms - Both legends are giving it all they have in this one. Henry Lesher - At least you can call these guys legends instead of one hit wonders like that Myst woman you mentioned. I mean, come on! Moose refuses to submit to the hold and then grabs the guard railing and uses it for leverage as he then rolls the hold over, reversing the pressure and now it's Vigilante being asked if he is willing to submit. In response, Vigilante picks up a leg of the broken table and starts smashing the legs of Moose with it while turning himself almost backwards in the process. The beating works as Moose releases the hold and crawls away from Vigilante who then gets to his feet. Vigilante runs and gives Moose a kick to the face and then Vigilante stands Moose up, knees him in the gut and then given him a snap suplex to the floor. Vigilante then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - Both men taking quite the beating in this one. Henry Lesher - They are making the rest of this roster look bad tonight. Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Vigilante gets to his feet and then stands Moose up only to take a jawbreaker from Moose. Vigilante then falls to the floor while Moose climbs onto the ring apron and then lands a flying elbow smash across the throat of Vigilante before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Moose then stands Vigilante up, then slams his head into the ring apron before rolling him into the ring. Moose then rolls himself into the ring, quickly gets to his feet and starts putting the boots to Vigilante. Moose then stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Vigilante ducks it, then gives Moose a knee to the back and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - These men have to be wondering what it will take to finish either man off. Henry Lesher - Where's Frank when we need him? Vigilante stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline before giving Vigilante a knee to the back and then he gives Vig a scoop slam to the mat. Moose then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Vigilante gets to his feet and takes a vicious clothesline off the top rope from Moose. Moose then stands Vigilante up, picks him up and delivers a Moosedriver on Vigilante before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose gets the win over Vigilante tonight. Ricky Simms - What a phenomenal match! Moose gets the win! Henry Lesher - I am impressed and I don't impress easy. Moose stands against the ropes, trying to catch his breath while Vigilante gets to his feet. Moose offers his hand to Vigilante. Vigilante looks down for a moment, then accepts a handshake from Moose and they then stand together and spell the letters E O S with their fingers. Ricky Simms - A stable which once dominated the CWA shows us why they were dominant against each other. Henry Lesher - Impressive showing. Scavenger - Tough break there, Malk. Malk - Yeah, well, I saw what happened and JC knew what he was doing. Scavenger - He was aiming for Dragon who ducked out of the way. Malk - Like I said, JC knew what he was doing. Dragon enters the shot. Dragon - Hey, I am sorry about what happened there. I'll have another match with you sometime. Malk - That's fine, JC is my target right now. Dragon - Yeah, we go way back. JC and Gary Barber are every bit of what people here say they are. Scavenger - You don't have to tell me. Don't forget I go further back with JC than you do. Dragon - Touché. Malk - Well, someone needs to learn them some respect. Dragon - *smiles* God knows many have tried. Malk -
They have never dealt with me. "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays as JC Michaels and Gary Barber make their way onto the stage, hearing the loudest boos of the night. They make their way down the ramp, discussing strategy while they do so. Once at ringside, it's JC who rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring while Barber takes his place in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry while Tommy Purr and Eli Ryder come out onto the stage where the crowd gives them the loudest cheers of the night. Eli and Tommy are also talking, though they don't appear to be as friendly with one another as their opponents. Ricky Simms - Last time these two tagged together, Eli walked out on Tommy. Will he be a better partner tonight? Henry Lesher - He had better be, because Tommy is all man. Tommy steps up onto the apron and insists that Eli start the match. Eli does step through the ropes and stares down JC Michaels who just smirks at Eli while referee Mark Davis calls for the bell to get things started. Eli locks up with JC Michaels. JC backs Eli into the ropes where the referee asks for a clean break. JC backs off a step only to take an eye gouge from Eli who then gives JC a series of knife edge chops to the throat which back him across the ring to the opposite ropes. Eli then picks JC up and slams him to the mat and then lands a knee drop before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by JC Michaels. Eli then stands JC up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Eli then gets to his feet, stands JC up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as JC ducks it, then gives Eli a knee to the gut before giving him a knee lift to the face. JC than picks Eli Ryder up, then gives him a power slam to the mat before hooking the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli. Ricky Simms - This one has been even so far. Henry Lesher - Tommy could win this match by himself, you know. JC stands Eli up, then pulls him to his corner where he tags in Gary Barber. Barber enters the ring and then he and JC give Eli a double vertical suplex to the mat. Barber then stands Eli up, whips him into a neutral corner and then gives him a hip toss to the center of the ring. Barber then stands Eli up again, whips him off the ropes and gives him a roundhouse kick to the chest that sends him down to the mat where Barber goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli Ryder. Barber has a few words with the referee on the speed of the count while pulling Eli back to his feet. Eli kicks Barber in the gut and then gives him a face buster to the mat before he rolls to his corner and tags in Tommy Purr. Ricky Simms - There's a successful tag, Henry Lesher - Now the match turns for the better! Tommy enters the ring and starts laying the boots to Gary Barber. He then ducks a punch from a charging JC Michaels and then gives him an atomic drop before he then gives JC a clothesline. JC rolls himself out of the ring while Gary Barber gets to his feet and he takes a bulldog to the mat from Tommy who rolls Gary over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Tommy stands Gary Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Tommy then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. JC Michaels then shakes the top rope, causing Tommy to lose his footing and fall off the top rope to the mat. The referee has words with JC Michaels as we see Eli Ryder entering the ring. He gives Gary Barber a clothesline to the mat and then turns to Tommy and gives him a spine buster to the mat. Eli then rolls himself out to the floor while Gary Barber rolls to his corner and tags in JC Michaels. Ricky Simms - Eli has turned on Tommy Purr again! Henry Lesher - He's truly a complete fool! JC Michaels enters the ring, picks Tommy Purr up and gives him a Samoan Stunner before JC then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! JC Michaels and Gary Barber get the win via some help from Eli Ryder. Barber and JC stand over Tommy Purr while Eli Ryder makes his way up the ramp towards the back. JC and Gary Barber then talk amongst themselves for a few moments and then Gary picks Tommy up and gives him a power slam to the mat before JC then lands a knee drop to the forehead of the CWA champ. As JC picks Tommy up, we then see Scavenger and Malk racing to the ring to make the save. JC drops Tommy and he and Gary escape the ring to make their way into the crowd while Scavenger and Malk stand over the champ. Ricky Simms - Scavenger and Malk prevent this from becoming a lot worse for the champ. Henry Lesher - He was playing possum. He was going to destroy them. Ricky Simms - That brings this week's show to a close. Tune in next week for another edition of Overdrive. We fade to black on a shot of Scavenger and Malk helping Tommy Purr to his feet. |
