It's the beginning of the Halloween pay oer view for the CWA and we see Kindred standing outside the building where tonight's action shall take place. Some fans in the background leap around like idiots and mug for the camera.
Kindred - Tonight... Halloween hits the CWA almost two weeks early. I shall be the referee for the Dead By Dawn match. Mister Skanes, we meet again...
The fans who hear this outside cheer, apparently unconcerned that this bohemoth is planning to take out one of their favorites.
Henry Lesher - We haven't even started yet and I am keenly interested in this.
Bruce Campbell - Well, hey, I'm here Doc. That makes everything interesting.
Ricky Simms - Tonight will most certainly be very interesting with some huge matches here as we sit one week from the Triple Crown!
Outside we see that the sky has darkened and we see full grown adults entering the building wearing Halloween costumes. We then head back to ringside.
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Mafia Girls
vs
Glamour Girls
vs
Innocence Lost
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"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails plays as Ophelia and Chastity make their way to the ring. The crowd cheers them as usual as they step through the ropes and pose seductively for the captive crowd.
Ricky Simms - As we get this match underway, we have another guest color commentator sitting with us, Jay! What's up Jay?
Jay - I'll tell you what's up. My weinershnitzel! Holy shiznit and snoochie boochies my friends! It's a six girl, titties and ass bra and panty match!
Henry Lesher - Be back later.
Doctor Lesher leaves the broadcast table and walks out into the crowd. He apparently remembers the last time Jay was here for commentary. There is no sign of Silent Bob. "Going Under" by Evanescence plays and the Mafia Girls make their way to the ring. They don't seem to be as light hearted as the Glamour Girls are. For them, there's a lot more riding on this match up.
Jay - My God, we got honies to the left and babes to the right and a hunk of Jay in the middle!
Bruce Campbell - Is something wrong with your primitave brain?
The crowd cheers the entire time that the second team makes their way to the ring, but they save their loudest cheers for Innocence Losy as Kristen and Robyn come to the ring with "Right On" by Shocore playing in the background. All three teams step into the ring and then shake hands and take their corners. They decide on who will be doing the wrestling first between them. Chastity, Robyn and Regina stand inside the ring as the bell sounds and this match is underway as the three girls start brawling.
Ricky Simms - There's more than dignity on the line in this match. If the Mafia Girls win, they get control over Dave Morbid's shares and his place in the company takes a nose dive. If the Glamour Girls win, we get a show from Gloria Lavin. If Innocence Lost wins, they get booked every week whether the bookers like it or not. No matter who wins, something interesting happens.
Jay - I win no matter what! Go chicks go!
Bruce Campbell - I am here when I could be off making Evil Dead 4...
Chastity snap mares Robyn down as Regina kicks Chastity in the back. Chastity goes down and Regina puts her in a camel clutch. She holds her there as Robyn gets to her feet and then dropkicks Regina in the face. Robyn tries to pull the top off of Regina, but Regina gives her an eye gouge. Regina then gets to her feet with a firm grip on Robyn's hair, then airplane spins her by the hair and tosses her into the corner. Regina then stands Chastity up, whips her off of the ropes and gives her a sidewalk slam to the mat. Robyn reaches for the tag and brings Kristen into the ring. Kristen dropkicks Regina in the chest, then does the same to Chastity, knocking her clear over the top rope and to the outside. Regina gets to her feet and takes a swinging neckbreaker from Kristen Burren. Kristen then pulls at Regina's top and tears it off to the delight of the crowd.
Jay - I can get with that! Yay for titties!
Ricky Simms - I wonder if Henry has a place next to him for a drinking buddy during this match.
Chastity rolls into the ring, then rolls to her corner and tags in Ophelia. Ophelia jumps to the top rope and lands a dropkick to the chin of Kristen which knocks her across the ring. The corner she lands in is the one belonging to the Mafia Girls. Cordelia drops off the apron, pulls Kristen part way out of the ring and elbows her throat before pulling her top off and then starting to choke her with it. Ophelia then lands a la plancha on Cordelia outside of the ring! Ophelia then goes back into the ring where Regina is now to her feet. Ophelia takes a kick to the gut, then Regina plants her with a DDT. Regina then reaches for the tag only to have Kristen spear her to the mat. Kristen then pulls Regina's pants off, thus eliminating her from the match. Regina races out of the ring and up the ramp as cameras flash.
Jay - I popped one right there! That was a black G-string! Holy shit! Brinb that big tittied tough chick back here so Jay can make everything feel better!
Ricky Simms - I am starting to see Lesher's reason for leaving.
Cordelia flies into the ring in a rage over the fact her partner has been eliminated and she is now alone. Cordelia throws Kristen over the top rope where she crashes into the guard railing hard before Cordelia starts choking Ophelia against the ropes. Cordelia then rakes the eyes of Ophelia right back and gives her a jawbreaker. Cordelia then pulls Ophelia's top off. Kristen rolls into the ring and tags in Robyn Connor. Robyn charges into the ring and spears Cordelia down. Robyn then lands rights and lefts on Cordelia as the Mafia Girl tries to cover her face and regain her composure. Cordelia uses all of her strength to push Robyn off of her and throw her half way across the ring. Cordelia gets to her feet and Ophelia charges at her. The spear misses and Cordelia grabs the pants of Ophelia as she charges into the corner. Cordelia and Ophelia fall down with Ophelia's pants half way off. Cordelia finishes the job and Ophelia is officially eliminated from this match up. Ophelia then rolls out of the ring and appears to be quite upset with herself as she leaves the ringside area. not making any ewffort to cover up. She's been less dressed than this.
Jay - Man oh man! It's getting harder and harder to sit here with all that fine pieces of women walking naked to the back!
Ricky Simms - Go away then. Bruce, I noticed you're not saying much.
Bruce Campbell - I was just thinking I could be shooting a Xena reunion movie instead of being here doing this.
Chastity charges into the ring with her partner eliminated and attacks Robyn from behind. Robyn falls forward, tag in Kristen and Kristen charges at Chastity. Kristen clotheslines Chastity down as Cordelia gets to her feet. Kristen lands chops to the chest of Cordelia only to take a thumb in the eyes from her. Chastity approaches Cordelia only to be picked up and power bombed to the mat. Cordelia then tries for the same on Kristen only to have Kristen take Cordelia into a head scissors and snap her onto the mat. Kristen then tags in Robyn Connor. Robyn climbs to the top rope. She leaps off and lands a flying body press on Chastity. While on top of Chastity, Cordelia takes advantage of the situation and tears Robyn's pants off. She tries for the top as well, but Chastity rakes the eyes of Cordelia. Kristen then goes to the top rope and lands a flying dropkick on Cordelia.
Ricky Simms - Innocence Lost has the advantage here as they are the only team with two members still in the match.
Jay - Innocence Lost all right! Innocence, shirts, pants, it's all being lost here tonight! Wahoo!!! Snoochie muthafuckin' boochies!
Robyn stands Cordelia up. She and Kristen whip her off the ropes and give her a double back drop to the mat. Chastity then dropkicks Kristen out of the ring. Robyn places Chastity in a headlock only to get picked up and given a belly to back suplex to the mat. Robyn then pulls the top off of Chastity. Cordelia gets to her feet and kicks Robyn in the back. She then pulls Robyn's top off and she's eliminated from this match up. Cordelia then starts in on Chastity with a series of rights and lefts while she is down on the mat. Chastity eye gouges Cordelia as Kristen enters the ring, grabs Cordelia from behind and pulls her top off to choke her with it. Kristen falls to the mat with Cordelia on top of her as she tries to choke her out. Chastity uses the ropes to get to her feet, aware that they are the final three in this match. Chastity grabs Cordelia's pants while Kristen chokes her only to have Cordelia kick her in the stomach, knocking her back into the ropes. Cordelia then gives both elbows to the ribs of Kristen Burren in order to break the choke. Cordelia then sees Chastity coming towards her and ducks under an attempted clothesline. Kristen pulls herself out from under Cordelia as Chastity turns and is tripped by Cordelia. Cordelia pulls the top off of the fallen Chastity.
Jay - This is the single greatest moment of my life. I love women! Bong!
Ricky Simms - There's a flock in the back you would get along great with.
Jay - *laughs* Hell, I know that. They got some good shit back there! Who do you think invited me to this fine event tonight? Snoogins!
Kristen stands Cordelia up in the middle of the ring and the two start trading rights and lefts. Chastity gets to her feet and eyes both girls up, deciding which one she wants to eliminate. She then spears Cordelia. As she tries to pull Cordelia's pants off, Kristen does the same to Chastity. Chastity miscalculates and her pants are pulled off by Kristen. However, even though she is eliminated, Chastity will not let go of Cordelia. Kristen finally pulls her off and we see something in her hand. Chastity rolls herself out of the ring and tosses what she has to Jay.
Jay - Holy shit, boys and girls! This is Cordelia's panties! Chastity ripped them to pieces! Go Kristen go! Go Kristen go!
Ricky Simms - This is mildly uncomfortable for the censors. If Kristen wins this noe, we'll lose our feed in fifty states and most of Europe.
Bruce Campbell - What about Canada?
Ricky Simms - Nah, they're cool.
Kristen stands Cordelia up, then whips her off the ropes. Cordelia grabs the ropes and Kristen's dropkick attempt misses and she hits the mat hard. Cordelia then pulls Kristen's pants half way down, but Kristen kicks her in the knee. Kristen fumbles with her pants as she uses the ropes to get to her feet. Cordelia charges and Kristen ducks down and Cordelia flies to the outside of the ring to the floor. Kristen then climbs to the top rope. Cordelia gets up, turns and takes a body press outside the ring. Kristen then pulls at Cordelia's pants.
Jay - Here it comes!
Ricky Simms - This is the shortest pay per view in history.
Bruce Campbell - What the hell DID I come here for?
Cordelia manages to grab the hair of Kristen and pulls her off of her. Cordelia then gets to her feet with part of her ass sticking out. She pulls the pants off of Kristen and the bell sounds. The Mafia Girls have won the match and shares in the CWA! Cordelia rolls into the ring and raises her arms in victory. She apparently is unuaware that her pants aren't pulled all the way up. Kristen rolls into the ring to congratulate Cordelia and tell her about the pants. Cordelia looks enraged, pulls her pants up and then grabs Kristen's bra straps, wraps them around her neck and starts choking her with them!
Jay - The action keeps getting better!
Ricky Simms - Lost in all of this is the fact that the Mafia now has majority shares in the CWA.
Cordelia looks like a woman possessed as she chokes Kristen. One of the straps breaks which makes it easier to wrap that one around her neck and choke her with it. Kathy Smith charges out of the back to break it up. Kathy hits the ring and Cordelia sees her coming. Cordelia spears Kathy down, then smashes her head into Kristen's. Cordelia then pulls Kathy's top off and starts strangling her with it. Kristen gets to her feet, gasping for breath. Cordelia doesn't notice this. Kristen then grabs Cordelia in a headlock. Cordelia lets go of Kathy, picks Kristen up and gives her an atomic drop. Robyn Connor charges the ring in a bathrobe and grabs Cordelia's pants and...
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Jay - I can die happy now. Well, I saw what I came here to see. Time to head to the back and hang with the Flock!
Ricky Simms - You do that...
Backstage we see Dave Morbid with Lunacy Muse. Lunacy smacks Dave on the back of the head.
Lunacy Muse - Jackass! Thanks to you and your little side deals for T&A, we lose our control. Nice one!
Lunacy storms out of the office while Dave Morbid shakes his head.
Dave Morbid - How did this go so wrong?
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Annalyse
vs
Hitoni Kiashi
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Ricky Simms - Well, Lesher is back and Jay is gone.
Henry Lesher - Two reasons for the fans to believe in God.
"Lost" by Suzi plays as Annalyse makes her way to the ring. She gets a mixed reaction, which is the norm for her. As she steps into the ring,Hitoni's music starts, "C'Mon" by Regurgitator. , and Hitoni walks out. She walks down to the ring, then steps up onto the apron, then over the top rope. She then steps into a corner, and does some last second stretching. A few signs for Hitoni are seen in the third row behind her as she stretches, her music cuts as the bell rings.
Ricky Simms - This should be a good one.
Bruce Campbell - Hold the phone. This isn't a chick wrestling league, is it? There are guys on the roster right?
Ricky Simms - That wouldn't be such a bad thing, Bruce. One of our affiliates is an all girl wrestling league.
Henry Lesher - You just walked into a plug there, Bruce.
Annalyse and Hitoni grab each other into a collar and elbow tie up. Hitoni gets a headlock takedown, she keeps the headlock hold on the ground. Annalyse lifts back to her feet, Hitoni with the headlock on gets pushed off into the ropes. Hitoni comes back with a shoulder block knocking Annalyse to the mat again. Hitoni tries for a leg drop but Annalyse moves out of the way. They both get to their feet, they cross each other, sizing each other up when Annalyse tries for another collar tie up but gets punched in the face, stunning her. Hitoni goes for a dropkick but it gets pushed away by Annalyse. Hitoni runs in but catches the flat of Annalyse's foot. Annalyse punches away at Hitoni's face. Annalyse whips Hitoni to the ropes and clotheslines her to the mat. Annalyse stomps at her ribs. Annalyse goes for a splash and gets it. Hitoni further holds her ribs. Annalyse lifts Hitoni and gets a bear hug on her. The ref checks on her. Soon after, Hitoni hits Annalyse with an earclap but she holds on. Hitoni hits another ear clap, this time Annalyse feels it. Hitoni hits a quick dropkick but can't capitalize because of her ribs. Annalyse with a smile stands Hitoni who hits a quick sit down jawbreaker which stuns Annalyse again. Hitoni runs to clothesline Annalyse over the ropes, but Annalyse throws her to the floor outside.
Ricky Simms - Anna doing quite well against the larger Hitoni.
Henry Lesher - That's right. Announce this match like it's important.
Annalyse goes to the top rope and hits a moonsault, further hurting Hitoni's ribs. The ref counts, 1...2...3...4...5...6 Annalyse slides into the ring, waiting for a count out, she taunts Hitoni from the ring...7..8. Hitoni rolls into the ring. Annalyse hits a kneedrop to the ribs. Annalyse lifts Hitoni and tries for another bearhug, but gets kicked in the stomach and ddt'd. Hitoni kip ups but still holds her ribs. Hitoni whips Annalyse to the rope and hits her with a leg scissors and holds her on the mat , then begins kicking at her face with the back of her heel to which cuts open Annalyse's eyebrow. Annalyse catches the last kick and gets an ankle lock out of it. The ref checks on Hitoni. She shakes her head and pushes Annalyse through the ropes. Annalyse lands on the floor outside hitting her back hard, she rolls to her stomach. Hitoni rolls out of the ring and hits a german suplex on a lying down Annalyse. Annalyse doubles over. Hitoni lifts Annalyse again, the ref warns her to get inside, he counts 1..2...3 Hitoni walks Annalyse up the steps. Hitoni grabs Annalyse and hits a full nelson slam from the steps to the floor. The crowd chants "Holy Shit". Annalyse grabs at her back. Hitoni walks to Annalyse and throws her back into the ring. Hitoni goes for the pin. 1..2 Annalyse places her leg on the rope breaking the count.
Ricky Simms - That was close.
Bruce Campbell - Are all the girls around here this damned mean? I won't be headed anywhere near that locker room tonight.
Hitoni lifts Annalyse. Annalyse screams about her back. The ref checks on her. Taking some time, Hitoni poses a little for the crowd. Hitoni with her back turned, Annalyse pulls her hair and yanks Hitoni to the mat. Hitoni's head rests on the last turnbuckle, Annalyse kicks at her ribs. She jumps off the same second turnbuckle and double stomps Hitoni's ribs. Hitoni bleeds from the mouth. She stands Hitoni in the corner and hits a spear, and then hits shoulders to the midsection. She lifts Hitoni and whips her to the ropes and hits a hurricanrana, the force making Hitoni sit back up, to which Annalyse hits a drop kick to the back of Hitoni's head. Annalyse goes for the pin. Ref counts 1..2 kickout out by Hitoni. Annalyse picks up Hitoni and hits a spinning heel kick to Hitoni's ribs. Annalyse goes for an ab stretch and gets it. But before the ref and check it, Hitoni throws herself back, and tries to pin Annalyse. Ref count: 1..2 Kickout by Annalyse. A frustrated Annalyse, punches away at Hitoni's forehead, runs out and grabs the ring bell, only to get stopped by the ref. The ref chasitizes her and hands the bell back tot he time keeper.
Ricky Simms - This is turning really personal between these two now.
Henry Lesher - Wrestling has a tendency to do that, Ricky.
Annalyse takes off the turnbuckle pad while the ref is distracted. Hitoni reaches her feet, Annalyse goes for a vertical suplex but is blocked and Hitoni hits with her own suplex. Hitoni kicks at Annalyse but she gets to her feet and tries to rush Hitoni who gets a flap jacked to the mat. Hitoni sees the turnbuckle pad exposed. Annalyse tries to fight out of an arm lock by Hitoni, who is leading her to the exposed turnbuckle. Hitoni kicks her in the stomach and tries for a powerbomb, but Annalyse gets a double leg takedown and holds her legs and slingshots Hitoni into the exposed turnbuckle and Annalyse hits a powerbomb on her own on the exposed turnbuckle, Hitoni hitting back on the turnbuckle. She falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Annalyse earns a holy shit chant of her own. Annalyse takes her time getting outside the ring, she struts to Hitoni. She whips Hitoni to the steps. Annalyse runs in, when Hitoni back body drops Annalyse over the steps to the other side of the steps. The ref counts again, they both lie on the mat. Ref Count: 1..2..3..4..5..6 Hitoni rolls into the ring and lies there. Annalyse still on the floor. 7..8..Annalyse gets to her feet..9..Annalyse rolls in and breaks the count.
Ricky Simms - Almost a double count out.
Bruce Campbell - Almost don't mean squat.
Henry Lesher - I tell him that every week.
Hitoni hits Annalyse with a fistdrop and wraps on his over the shoulder chin lock. Annalyse gets to her feet and stomps Hitoni's foot. She runs to the ropes, comes back into Hitoni's elbow and gets a screwdriver from it to the mat. Hitoni then rolls Annalyse out of the ring and Hitoni decides it's her turn to go and grab the ring bell. The ref tries to stop her, but Hitoni pulls away from him with ease. As she charges, Annalyse ducks, grabs the bell and clocks Hitoni with it as the bell sounds.
Ricky Simms - The ref has called this a no contest!
Bruce Campbell - Seems a shame after all that work. Ah well, bring on the next match then.
Backstage we see Cordelia Stryker in a robe. She is pacing around the locker room. Tony Parizi enters the picture.
Tony Parizi - Baby, I saw what happened out there. That was very wrong.
Cordelia Stryker - Someone is going to pay for this shit. They are going to pay dearly. We can start with that little bitch Kathy Smith. I want her next week.
Tony Parizi - *nods* Consider it done, sweetheart. I am busy with people in the truck editing the footage for when the DVD comes out.
Cordelia Stryker - Thanks. That means a lot.
Tony Parizi - Anything for my little girl.
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Dante
vs
Vesuvius
vs
Samuel Amos
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"Du Hast" by Rammstein screams over the speakers and Samuel Amos walks through the curtain, standing in the middle of the ring, he stares out at the crowd when "Know" by System of a Down cuts it off and Dante struts to the ring, he reaches inside the ring. Amos stares him down but Dante's eyes won't leave the entrance awaiting Vesuvius. It goes quiet. Amos' attention goes to the entrance as well. Amos stands ready for surprise attacks, staring at the entrance, when Dante hits him from behind, knocking him to the mat. He stomps rapidly til' "Schism" by Tool hits. Vesuvius runs down the ramp, Amos on the mat. Vesuvius slides into the ring but is only met by a stomping by Dante. He picks up Vesuvius and whips him to the ropes, and comeback to a drop toe hold, Vesuvius hits his face on the mat. Both on the mat, he taunts the crowd, mouthing how great he is. Amos to his feet behind him, hits a german suplex.
Ricky Simms - Dante's making more friends tonight.
Henry Lesher - That's what he does best.
Amos now picks up Vesuvius, and begins to hit him with rapid punches til Vesuvius hits him back with a knee to the midsection and lifts him for a press slam, and hits it. Dante to his feet runs to hit Vesuvius from behind but Vesuvius turns around, they get face to face, talking trash. Amos tries to get in the middle, only to get pushed by both to the mat. They continue to talk trash, Amos back to his feet, drop kicks the back of Dante's knees. Dante gets pushed into Vesuvius, who falls over the ropes backwards. Amos with a quick school boy pin on Dante. 1..Kick out by Dante. Dante quickly gets to his feet. Dante whips Amos to the corner and hits chops. The crowd chanting "whoo". Vesuvius slides into the ring and hits a back suplex on Dante. Amos hits a clothesline on Vesuvius.
Ricky Simms - Rude welcome for Vesuvius there.
Amos kneels at Vesuvius side and hits him with rights. Dante bounces off the ropes with an elbow drop, Amos moves and it hits Vesvius. As Dante reaches his feet, he's hit by a flying wheel kick by Amos. Amos to the top rope, he jumps, when Vesuvius catches him by the throat, Dante grabs his throat as well. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Amos lies there. Dante and Vesuvius trade rights and lefts, Vesuvius getting the better of the situation, whips Dante to the ropes and hits Dante with a boot to the face. He lifts him back up and hit Dante with a body slam. Vesuvius double handed chokes Dante on the mat. Dante eye rakes Vesuvius. Vesuvius' back to the ropes, Dante clotheslines him over the ropes.
Bruce Campbell - Nice move throwing the guy right out of the ring.
Dante takes a second to catch his breath and slides out of the ring. Dante whips Vesuvius into the steel steps. Vesuvius screams grabbing his shoulder. Dante lifts Vesuvius, when Amos jumps over the top rope with a springboard moonsault, knocking both men to the ground. They lay there, ref count is at 6...7..Amos slides back into the ring. Vesuvius gets to his feet, and whips Dante into the ring, but Dante hits his ribs. 8...Vesuvius laughs and rolls Dante in as well as himself. Vesuvius talks to Amos.. Amos nods. Vesuvius lifts Dante onto his shoulders, Amos on the top rope hits flip neckbreaker while Vesuvius falls backwards, Dante hits the mat hard. Amos with the pin..ref counts 1..2..Vesuvius picks up Amos and shakes his finger at him before clotheslining him. Vesuvius off the ropes hits a leg drop on Amos. He pins 1..2 Kickout by Amos.
Henry Lesher - This is when Rick tells us that was close.
Ricky Simms - Well it was.
Vesuvius whips Amos to the ropes, but Amos takes out Vesuvius' knee with a dropkick but he still isn't down. Amos, off the ropes hits Vesuvius with a chop block to one knee. Amos runs to the top rope, Vesuvius runs to intercept when Dante grabs at Vesuvius boot and distracts Vesuvius, Amos hits Vesuvius with a missile dropkick. Vesuvius hits the mat. Amos hits a standing moonsault on Dante. Dante gets to his feet, Amos runs into a back elbow. Dante goes for a boston crab on Vesuvius, he gets it on, Amos drop kicks Vesuvius' face as he's in the boston crab. Amos seeing Vesuvius in pain and the ref checking on him, Amos superkicks the back of Dante head. Dante flys out of the ring, rolling and hitting the announce table, Amos tries for a high cross body block but is caught with a powerslam to the floor. Dante whips Amos in to the barracade.
Henry Lesher - Now they're in Dante's back yard.
Vesuvius walks out. Dante runs to clothesline Amos but is back body dropped over the barracade, but Vesuvius hits Amos with the second attempt. Vesuvius grabs him back over, grabs Amos by the neck again and walks him over to the announce table. Vesuvius lifts him for a chokeslam, but Amos gets his arm lock back head kick in the air! Amos runs and slides into the ring. Dante is there and hits him with a belly to belly. Vesuvius gets into the ring, but is doubled over at the bottom turnbuckle, stopping the ref's count at ..9. Dante lifts Amos once again. Takes him down with an armbar takedown and gets an arm lock. The ref checks on him, Amos screaming no. Dante not getting anywhere with it, lifts Amos, Dante whips Amos into the same turnbuckle as Vesuvius, Amos runs his knee into Vesuvius, Vesuvius grabs at his face. Amos runs up to the top, Amos jumps at Dante but Dante gets an overhead suplex. Dante pins...1..2..Amos gets a shoulder up!
Ricky Simms - The crowd was as sure as I was that would be it. Amos is putting up quite a fight.
Bruce Campbell - Isn't that what they get paid to do?
Dante goes for a DDT but Amos gets a northern lights suplex. The ref 1..2. Kick out by Dante. Dante gets up. Dante bouncing off the ropes goes to clothesline Amos, but he ducks, Vesuvius catches Dante with a sidewalk slam. Vesuvius gets to his feet, Amos hits his shuffle side kick to the midsection and ends with a leg sweep. Dante reaching his feet, lifts Vesuvius, Amos goes for another superkick when Vesuvius drops and Dante gets super kicked again. Amos then starts landing chops to the chest of Vesuvius and shoves him into the corner buckle. Amos then picks Vesuvius up and gives him a tilr a whirl backbreaker. Amos then comes off the ropes and lands a rolling thunder on Vesuvius. Dante is seen getting up, pulling something out of his tights. Brass knuckles. He drifts Amos in the head with them, the nails vesuvius on the mat with them, all the while being careful not to let the ref see anything. He then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Dante is the winner.
Ricky Simms - Don't like how he won it, but big win for Dante.
Henry Lesher - Dante is simply the smartest wrestler we have on this roster.
Bruce Campbell - A win's a win, right?
Henry Lesher - Can we keep you here, Bruce?
Bruce Campbell - Don't touch my arm.
Backstage we see Q doing push ups. Shannon enters the frame and Q quickly gets to his feet.
Q - Hey boss.
Shannon Skanes - You know the deal out there tonight.
Q - Oh, I know the deal. Believe me.
Q just stands and smiles as Shannon leaves the shot.
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Giovanni Mabius
vs
Tasha Calaway
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"Here Comes the Money" plays as Giovanni Mabius makes his way to the ring to the boos of the capacity crowd. "If It Kills Me" by Therapy plays as Tasha Calaway makes her way to the ring to a more positive reaction than was garnered by Mabius. She steps through the ropes and is immediately attacked by Mabius with forearms to the back.
Ricky Simms - Mabius wasting little time here.
Henry Lesher - That makes him the favorite to win the match.
Mabius whips Tasha into the corner. He then lands a vicious chop to the chest followed by a spinebuster to the mat. Mabius goes for the quick pin. 1...2... Tasha kicks out. Mabius then stands Tasha up, whips her off the ropes and attempts a clothesline which she ducks. Tasha then places Mabius in a headlock and then bulldogs him to the mat. Tasha drags him into a corner and climbs to the second rope before landing an elbow to the head of Mabius. Tasha tries for the pin. 1...2... Mabius gets a foot on the bottom rope. Tasha then stands Mabius up, whips him off the ropes and lands a dropkick to the chin which sends him flying. Tasha then rolls Mabius out of the ring and follows him out. Mabius gets to his feet and blocks a forearm smash by Tasha. Mabius rakes Tasha's eyes, then slams her head into the guard railing. Mabius then picks Tasha up and gives her a power slam on the floor. Mabius knows that the count is getting close to 10, so he rolls into the ring to break up the count and then rolls right back out. He grabs Tasha by the hair only to take a kawbreaker from her. Tasha then whips Mabius into the ring steps and his knees clip them awkwardly.
Ricky Simms - That could cause injury.
Bruce Campbell - Come on, Rick. This is wrestling. Mabius will be back on his feet in moments.
Tasha rolls Mabius into the ring and starts climbing the ropes. Mabius stumbles as he tries to get to his feet and hits the ropes, causing Tasha to straddle them awkwardly. Mabius then snap mares her from the top rope to the mat. He then stands her up and gives her a DDT to the mat. He goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tasha! Mabius then rolls himself out of the ring and folds up a steel chair at ringside. He tosses it into the ring and the ref kicks it right back out again. Mabius has a few words with the ref as Tasha gets back to her feet. As Mabius argues with the ref, Tasha missile dropkicks him under the bottom rope.
Ricky Simms - Classic mistake. He took his eye off his opponent.
Henry Lesher - Smartest thing you're ever said, Rick.
Bruce Campbell - Must be my presence here causing the difference.
Henry Lesher - Must be.
Ricky Simms - You don't want him kissing your ass, Rick. You don't know where those lips have been.
Tasha rolls Mabius into the ring and again heads to the ropes. This time, she makes it to the top without any interference by Mabius. Mabius gets to his feet, turns and Tasha dives, lands a hirakarana from the top rope and drives Mabius to the mat! Tasha then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Tasha gets the win over Mabius!
Ricky Simms - Mabius' miscue cost him the match here this week.
Backstage we see Lunacy Muse in the back heading outside. She heads to her car and starts fumbling in her purse for her keys. We then hear the jangling of keys and Sal Clemenzo enters the shot.
Sal Clemenzo - Looking for these?
Lunacy Muse - Gimme those, shithead. I am not in the mood.
Sal Clemenzo - Sure thing. You want them, you get them. However, I want to talk a few things over first.
Lunacy Muse - I'm listening.
Sal takes a step towards her as she folds her arms across her chest. We then head to the ring before we can find out what Sal has in mind.
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Baby Calaway
vs
Samantha Johnson
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"Fields of Innocence" by Evanescence plays as Baby Calaway makes her way to the ring. The crowd cheers as she smiles and high fives fans on her way down. One little kid in the front row hands her a teddy bear and she gives the kid a kiss on the forehead. She then climbs the steps and steps through the ropes and waves to the crowd. "My Favorite Game" by Cardigans plays as Samantha Johnson makes her way down the ramp, also to a positive reaction. As Samantha makes her way to the ring, Cordelia Stryker emerges from the back with a crow bar and nails Samantha across the back with it. Officials stream out of the back to get Cordelia out of the area.
Ricky Simms - Dear God! Cordelia has snapped!
Henry Lesher - She was a Mafia hitwoman. She is a violent person. What part of this don't you people get? She didn't come here to be a pin up girl for you drooling masses of idiots.
Bruce Campbell - Maybe Samantha owed her money. I remember one time a bookie and me were.... wait, I can't tell that story.
Samantha slowly gets to her feet, wincing in pain as the ref asks her if she can continue. Samantha nods, but isn't very convincing. Samantha rolls herself into the ring and Baby tells the ref it's okay, that they can fight later. The ref explains that Samantha has agreed to wrestle anyways and Baby shrugs and places Samantha in a camel clutch as the ref asks if she gives up. Samantha refuses to give up. Samantha then hooks her leg over the bottom rope to break the hold. Baby happily lets go, then patiently waits as the ref checks to see if Samantha is well enough to go further. Again Samantha nods. Samantha uses the ropes to slowly get to her feet. Baby waits for her to leave the ropes and then the two lock up. Samantha quickly places baby in an arm bar. Baby reverses it. Baby then kicks Samantha in the back, knocking her to her knees. Baby then gives Samantha a bulldog. Baby tries for the pin. 1...2... Samantha rolls out.
Ricky Simms - I am not sure what Samantha is trying to prove here.
Henry Lesher - That she's a glutton for punishment?
Baby Calaway stands samantha up, then whips her off of the ropes. The two ladies clothesline each other to the mat. Samantha lays there motionless as Baby rolls over and starts getting to her feet. She sees Samantha is down and backs right off. The ref checks on Samantha. Samantha isn't moving. The ref then calls for the bell.
Ricky Simms - Samantha is out. This is bad. The ref is calling for the EMTs.
Henry Lesher - The Mafia Girls are sending a message.
Ricky Simms - I don't see Regina out here at all. Cordelia appears to be a one person wrecking crew.
Henry Lesher - Either way, this feus is getting nasty.
Backstage we see Dave Morbid with a bottle of whiskey in front of him. He fills a shot glass and drinks it down. He then can be seen holding Joe Davidson by the collar.
Dave Morbid - She left me, Joe! Why did Lunacy leave me here? I have always tried my best and she leaves me!
Joe Davidson - Please let me go.
Dave Morbid - They're not getting the CWA without a fight. I will have my shares back. That match was a sham! I demand justice!
Dave tries to stand, trips over his chair and passes out on the floor face down.
Joe Davidson - Not Dave's proudest moment.
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Charley Moore
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Ash
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"The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays as Ash comes to the ring with Freak leading him down and Angela walking close behind. Ash jumps over the top rope and into the ring as Freak and Angela take their places at ringside. The crowd is very much behind Ash this week as Charley Moore's music plays and the plumber comes out to a very mixed and somewhat repulsed reaction from the capacity crowd. They cheer as Ash leaps over the top rope and lands a la plancha outside the ring on Moore. Ash then rolls Moore into the ring and the bell sounds to get this match underway.
Ricky Simms - Ash is anxious to get things going here.
Henry Lesher - And so he should be. Entertain me, you flocking loser!
Bruce Campbell - Flocking?
Ash stands Charley Moore up, then gives him a belly to belly suplex to the mat. Ash follows this up by dragging Charley into the corner. Ash slides out of the ring and wraps Charley's leg around the post. He then slams it into the post twice before elbowing the knee. Ash then rolls back into the ring while Charley screams in pain. Ash drags Charley to the center of the ring and chokes him. Charley then spits in Ash's face, sending Ash reeling. Charley gets to his hands and knees and Ash starts lifting him with kicks to the abdomen. Moore rolls himself out of the ring.
Ricky Simms - Moore is in trouble here.
Henry Lesher - Nice vicious attitude by Ash. Maybe he's inspired by the fact he'll be in tag action against BLPW and NYCW next week.
Charley spots Ash once again jumping over the top rope. This time, Charley catches him in mid air and spins him to the floor for a power slam. Charley then rolls himself back into the ring. Ash gets to his feet and says something to Freak. Freak nods and the ref orders Freak to back off. Freak laughs as Ash rolls himself back into the ring where Charley begins putting the boots to him. Charley then stands Ash up, then hip tosses him to the mat before placing him in a full Nelson from a crouching position. Ash is in pain, but refuses to give up when the ref asks him. Ash reaches for the ropes, but Charley holds firm. Ash then starts powering his way out of the submission hold as the fans cheer him on.
Ricky Simms - Charley has control, but it might be fleeting here.
Bruce Campbell - I am looking at the bio for this Charley guy... I thought Sam Raimi was a sick man...
Henry Lesher - Very true.
Ash breaks free of the hold and gives Charley a fireman's carry into a backbreaker. Ash then tries for the pin. 1...2... Charley Moore kicks out. Ash then stands Charley up, whips him off of the ropes and lands a backdrop on him. Ash then heads to the ropes, stands on the top and salutes the crowd. He hits the Final Fade and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Ash wins the match!
Ricky Simms - Ash is back on his winning streak.
As Ash celebrates inside the ring, we hear "Cloud Connected" by In Flames plays and Leech appears at the top of the ramp.
Leech - *mic in hand* Next week, Ash, it's you and me! We show BLPW and NYCW what the Flock is made of and these fans get to see that the best damned show is this one!
Ash - *grabs mic from ring announcer* Let's kick their asses all over the place. 420 Flock forever!
"The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays as Ash leaves the ring and joins Freak, Angela and Leech at the top of the ramp. Backstage, we then see Kindred putting on a ref's shirt and Damien enters the frame.
Damien - You remember the plan, right?
Kindred - I know the plan. I know it well. Tonight, we shock the world.
Damien - Yeah, this is our night to show that ass what his ego has gotten him into. Let's go.
Kindred follows Damien out of the locker room. Something is up and it's not going to be pretty.
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King of the PPV Match
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"Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park plays and Dizz makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. As he makes his way down to the ring, he is attacked by Adin Vick who tosses him into the ring steps shoulder first. The fans boo as Adin spits on Dizz and then rolls him into the ring. Adin Vick climbs to the top rope and then attempts a leg drop from there, but Dizz moves out of the way and then jumps to his feet. Dizz then grabs Adin, stands him up and then lands a fallaway slam on him. Dizz then heads for the ropes, climbs to the second rope and attempts a elbow to the head from there. Adin catches Dizz by the throat and slams him to the mat with a vicious choke slam.
Ricky Simms - Good start here for both men.
Henry Lesher - And, as I understand it, there's that Baby Calaway coming out here next to wrestle this match?
Bruce Campbell - The one with the bear? She'll get slaughtered.
Adin Vick then stands Dizz up, whips him off of the ropes and attempts a clothesline which Dizz ducks. Dizz then kicks Adin in the gut and levels him with a stunner. Dizz tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Adin Vick!
Ricky Simms - No ring rust there. Dizz looks pretty good here.
Henry Lesher - Dizz has always been sharp inside the ring.
Dizz rolls Adin Vick out of the ring. Dizz then leaves the ring and slams Adin's head into the guard railing and then eyes up the announce table. He slams Adin into the guard railing hard and then rolls into the ring to break up the count before rolling back out. Dizz then gives Adin a few chops to the chest before setting him on the announce table. He then stands on the table and stands Adin up. The crowd cheers as he readies to Rock Bottom Adin Vick. Instead, Adin blocks it, picks Dizz up and drives him through the table face first. As Adin untangles himself from the maze of wiring and monitors, the ref calls for the bell. Both men have been counted out. Baby Calaway then races to the ring to claim her trophy as Adin Vick and Dizz look on in disbelief!
Ricky Simms - Both men were counted out and we have another queen of the pay per view!
Bruce Campbell - Queen? Two guys got counted out!
Henry Lesher - This is sad... really sad.
Baby blows kisses to the crowd and appears to be quite happy to have her trophy and sees no reason not to be overjoyed with receiving it. Backstage we see Moose and Vigilante watching the footage and shaking their heads.
Vigilante - Crap! Absolute crap! Dizz was robbed!
Moose - If this si what the CWA qualifies as results these days, then we are in trouble. Who knows what kind of crap will go down in our match tonight?
Vigilante - If anything screws with our match, Moose, it will be the end of whoever tries it.
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Demona Calaway
vs
Angela
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"The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays after the standard "You bet your ass!" cry over the PA from Angela and the number one contender for the ladies' title makes her way to the ring. Angela steps through the ropes and the crowd welcomes her warmly. "I Want To Be A Writer" by Idlewind plays as the defending women's champion makes her way to the ring with her belt held high above her head. Demona Calaway has her share of fans who are very vocal as she makes her way into the ring.
Ricky Simms - The talk between these two has been fast and furious this week, but the talk is over. Each of these ladies have been Queen of the Pay Per View, but only one has held the women's title in the CWA. Can Angela get passed Demona?
Henry Lesher - My guess would be no, but that's just a guess.
Demona and Angela nod and circle each other in the ring as the bell sounds and the crowd cheers. They lock up and shove each other back and forth as each woman tries to overpower the other to no avail. They break the lock and then lock up again. This time, Demona gouges the eyes of Angela, then headbutts her down to the mat. Demona follows this up with a knee to the gut which winds Angela. Demona then starts choking Angela on the mat. Demona breaks the choke before a DQ can be called and then has a few words with the ref. Demona then stands Angela up and whips her into the corner and then shoulder blocks her while she's in there. Demona then places Angela on the top rope and then attempts a superplex from there. Angela pushes Demona off the ropes and then stands on the top rope herself. She lands a flying dropkick to the chin of Demona as she stands up and then Angela tries for the pin. 1...2... Demona kicks out. Angela then stands Demona up and whips her through the ropes to the floor. Demona tumbles into the guard rail. Angela comes outside the ring in pursuit and grabs Demona by the hair and throws her over the railing into the front row. Angela then stands on the guard rail. Demona stands, sees Angela diving and dodges, allowing Angela to fall into the crowd. Demona then steps over the railing, rolls into the ring to break up the count and then rolls right back out.
Ricky Simms - Demona and Angela are both showing how badly they want this.
Bruce Campbell - Doesn't do them a damned bit of good at ringside. They need to move it back into the ring.
Henry Lesher - Everything is better when the fight is outside the ring... and when I was just ready to call you an ally.
Bruce Campbell - Doc, get your hand off my knee.
Demona pulls Angela over the guard rail and then throws her into the ring steps. Demona follows this up with an attempted suplex on the floor. Angela blocks it and reverses it, suplexing Demona to the floor. Angela then rolls into the ring to break up the count and rolls back out again. Angela stands Demona up and whips her into the guards railing. Angela then rolls into the ring and smiles as she watches Demona try to get up.
Ricky Simms - Great action here and Angela appears ready to take this back into the ring.
Demona then pulls herself into the ring. Angela pulls her by the hair to the center of the ring, then places her in a crippler crossface. Demona looks ready to tap out, but resists it. SXhe instead starts slowly pulling herself to the ropes. Angela struggles to hold her still, but Demona battles on and the crowd appears to want this match to continue as they cheer Demona's attempts. Demona does reach the ropes and Angela is forced to make the break. Angela pulls Demona to her feet. Demona gives Angela a spinning neckbreaker. Demona goes for the pin. 1...2... Angela manages to get a foot on the bottom rope. Demona then stands Angela up and delivers the Darkness Surrounding. She goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Demona retains the ladies title.
Ricky Simms - Huge title defense here for Demona Calaway.
Annalyse appears on the ramp and races into the ring with a chair. She starts beating Angela down with it while Demona admires herself in her belt. Annalyse smiles as Angela lays there helpless. Cheers erupt when Samantha Johnson enters the ring with a chair and drifts Annalyse in the head with it. She then clocks Demona with it. Samantha then helps Angela up. Angela falls against the ropes and takes a look at her sister. The two girls embrace and the crowd erupts in cheers. Samantha then has a few words for Annalyse and Demona as they leave ringside. They aren't together, but they aren't trying to distance themselves from each other either.
Ricky Simms - Angela and samantha are reunited here and the crowd loves it!
Henry Lesher - It's so sweet my teeth hurt... and it makes me want to pull them out with pliers... what joy.
Bruce Campbell - Come on, doc. Every event has some smarmy warm moment.
Henry Lesher - You're right.
Bruce Campbell - Again with the hand on the knee? Rick, I am switching you spots. Lesh here is creeping me out.
Backstage we see Q and Moose standing face to face.
Moose - Got something to say to me?
Q - I have got nothing left to say to you. I'll do my talking in the ring.
Moose - *laughs* Good luck with that, Q.
Q - I don't need luck. You will.
Q leaves Moose standing there with a smile on his face. It's almost time for the main event.
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Hardcore Hell
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The crowd cheers as Steve Hawkins is announced as the first participant in the match to decide the new hardcore champion. As he steps into the ring, we hear Caveman announced and Caveman comes out to a mixed reaction. Caveman steps into the ring and the battle is on as the two men go toe to toe and Steve Hawkins drives Caveman to the ropes and then into the corner. Hawkins then hip tosses Caveman to the middle of the ring. Hawkins follows this up with a dropkick to the back of Caveman's neck. Steve then stands Caveman up, whips him into the corner and then lands a knee lift on him in the corner buckle. Caveman then eye rakes Steve and then chokes him over the top rope. Caveman follows this up with an elbow to the throat which staggers Steve Hawkins. Caveman then picks Steve up and body slams him to the mat before heading out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and retrieves a table which he begins to set up. As he does, Earnest Harris is announced as the next competitor and he makes his way down the ramp quickly, attacking Caveman next to the table. Earnest Harris then picks Caveman up and drives him through the table. Earnest then rolls into the ring, gets to his feet and takes a huge clothesline from Steve Hawkins. Steve then stands Earnest up, whips him off the ropes and lands a dropkick on him. Steve then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Earnest Harris. Steve then stands Harris up and whips him through the ropes to the floor. Earnest lands next to Caveman, who is now up to his hands and knees.
Ricky Simms - Hard to get a word in here as the action is fast and furious.
Henry Lesher - We already have one broken table and I am sure there will be more as we decide the new hardcore champion.
Steve heads out of the ring and picks caveman up. Caveman slides down behind Steve and shoves him into the ring steps. Caveman then picks up a nearby chair and clubs Earnest Harris with it, then clubs Steve with it. Caveman then goes into the ring and raises the chair above his head. Spikey Tiger then is announced as the next competitor and he quickly makes his way to the ring where Caveman is waiting for him. Caveman takes a swing with the chair and Spikey ducks it. Steve then slides into the ring with a chair of his own. Steve clubs Caveman on the back with the chair and Spikey grabs the chair away from Caveman. Spikey clubs Caveman. Steve goes for the pin. 1...2.. Spikey clubs Steve Hawkins with the chair. Earnest Harris slides into the ring. He ducks a chair shot from Spikey and lands a roundhouse kick to the chest of Spikey Tiger. Steve Hawkins then trips Earnest down and Spikey somersaults from a standing position onto Earnest and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Earnest Harris has been eliminated.
Ricky Simms - Earnest Harris is gone!
Henry Lesher - One down.
Bruce Campbell - Great action, though.
Caveman starts to get to his feet as Pyro is announced and starts making his way to the ring. Inside the ring, Spikey picks Caveman up. Steve Hawkins then trips Spikey shile he's carrying Caveman and Caveman lands on Spikey Tiger. Caveman holds him down for the pin. 1...2...3! Caveman is eliminated!
Henry Lesher - That would be two.
Ricky Simms - Caveman got outsmarted by Steve Hawkins there.
Pyro steps into the ring and clotheslines Steve down, then clotheslines Spikey when he gets to his feet. Pyro then superkicks Steve Hawkins out of the ring, stands Spikey up and chops him to the chest repeatedly. Pyro then whips Spikey into the corner buckle and then knees him in the mid-secrion when he comes out, sending him somersaulting through the air. Pyro then picks Spikey up and power slams him to the mat. Pyro gets to his feet and Steve Hawkins spears him down as he re-enters the ring. Pyro converts Steve's spear into a DDT which drives Steve to the mat in a sickeningly fast fashion. Pyro then tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Steve Hawkins. Spikey then gets to his feet and grabs Pyro and stands him up. Spikey then picks Pyro up and gives him a shoulderbreaker. Spikey goes for the pin. 1...2.. Pyro kicks out. Spikey gets to his feet in time to see Steve charging at him. Spikey gives Steve Hawkins a spinebuster and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Steve Hawkins in gone!
Ricky Simms - So much for Hawkins.
Henry Lesher - Another one bites the dust.
Spikey stands Pyro up and the two start trading blows. Spikey then whips Pyro off the ropes and the two clothesline each other down as Max Cameron is named the next entrant for this match up.
Ricky Simms - This is very interesting. Pyro and Spikey both turned against Max and left Youthful Aggression.
Max reaches under the ring and pulls out another table. He starts setting it up, then tests to make sure it's sturdy. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can. He tosses it into the ring where it lands on Spikey as he gets to his feet. Max then enters the ring and quickly gets into a spatting match with Spikey Tiger in the corner. Pyro gets to his feet, picks up the trash can and slams it over the head of Max Cameron. He and Spikey then put the boots to Max Cameron. They stand him up after that, whip him off the ropes and give him a double back drop to the mat. Spikey and Pyro then both deliver elbow drops to the chest of Max Cameron. Spikey and Pyro then face each other and starts wailing away at each other with a series of rights and lefts. Pyro gouges the eyes of Spikey Tiger, then whips him over the top rope and through the table that Max set up at ringside. Pyro then slingshots himself over the top rope and lands a rolling thunder on Spikey in the middle of the table shards. Pyro goes for the pin on the floor. 1...2...3! Spikey Tiger has been eliminated as the fans cheer what they just witnessed!
Ricky Simms - Nice set of moves by Pyro.
Bruce Campbell - Yeah, that guy might win it... unless the other guy does... or whatever. I can't keep track of what's going on anymore.
Pyro gets to his feet and re-enters the ring as 6Pac Dudley is announced as the next entrant in this huge match up. 6Pac makes his way to the ring with a chair already in hand. He slides into the ring and swings the chair at Pyro who ducks. The chair catches Max flush across the face. Pyro then dropkicks 6Pac out of the ring. 6Pac drops the chair and Pyro picks it up, then grabs a chair with his other hand. He starts chair shotting Max with both hands, the chairs landing solid thuds to the breaking body of a now bloodied Max Cameron.
Ricky Simms - Max needs to get out of there.
Henry Lesher - Oh, Pyro is putting him out.
6Pac gets to his feet and slips back into the ring. he grabs the bent trash can and wraps it around the back of the head of Pyro. Pyro drops one of the chairs as Pyro lands repeated trash can shots to the head of Pyro. Pyro then staggers and falls to the mat. 6Pac goes for the pin. 1...2... Pyro kicks out! 6Pac stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and attempts a clothesline which 6Pac ducks. 6Pac then kicks Pyro in the head with a roundhouse. 6Pac then pulls salt from his tights and throws it into the eyes of Pyro. 6Pac then picks Pyro up and power slams him to the mat and tries for the pin. 1...2... Pyro gets a foot on the bottom rope. Max Cameron rolls himself out of the ring and then looks under the ring as 6Pac stands Pyro up and whips him into the corner buckle. Pyro headbutts 6Pac to the mat as he comes out of the corner. Pyro then picks 6Pac up despite his blindness and gives him a power bomb. Max rolls into the ring with a fire extinguisher in hand. he clubs the fallen 6Pac in the head with it and Pyro goes for the pin. Max clubs Pyro in the head with the fire extinguisher before the ref has a chance to count one. Max then rolls back out of the ring, already having lost a lot of blood and appearing ready to pass out. As Pyro and 6Pac lie in the ring, Shelia Lavin is announced as the last entrant for this match up. Shelia races into the ring when she sees that her foes are fallen and ripe for the pickings.
Henry Lesher - Here comes the mighty sloppy one.
Ricky Simms - That's not the case at all. Shelia has wrestled clean lately.
Shelia tries for the pin on Pyro. 1...2... Pyro kicks out. Shelia tries for the pin on 6Pac. 1...2... 6Pac kicks out. Shelia then rolls herself out of the ring and grabs Max Cameron by the hair and stands him up. max swings with the fire extinguisher, but Shelia ducks it, then lands sweet chin music on Max Cameron before going for the pin. 1...2... 6pac rolls out of the ring and onto Shelia to break up the count on the floor. 6Pac then gets to his feet and grabs Shelia by the hair. Shelia shoves 6Pac away, then tosses him into the guard railing and starts putting the boots to him. Max Cameron gets up, grabs Shelia by the hair and delivers a reverse neckbreaker on her. He goes for the pin. 1...2... 6Pac breaks it up with a knee to the back of Max's neck. 6Pac then rolls Max into the ring where Pyro is waiting. Pyro leg drops Max and tries for the pin. Max instead reverses it into a small package on Pyro. 1...2...3! Pyro is eliminated!
Ricky Simms - Pyro fought hard and underestimated Max Cameron there.
Bruce Campbell - Pyro won't be happy.
6Pac and Shelia enter the ring as Max uses the ropes to steady himself. 6Pac and Shelia lock up in the middle of the ring. Shelia knee lifts 6Pac. 6Pac knee lifts her right back. 6Pac lands a chop to the chest of Shelia. She answers with a chop to the chest of 6Pac. They rake each other's eyes. max stands and watches as the blood drips from his face onto the mat. 6Pac and Shelia lock up in the middle of the ring. Max then drops to the mat and slides out of the ring. Max reaches under the ring and pulls out another table and sets it up. Max then picks another table out from under the ring and sets it up on top of the first table as 6Pac and Shelia trade arm bars and hammerlocks. Max then heads around to the other side of the ring as Shelia slaps 6pac into a sleeperhold. Max slides into the ring behind Shelia, kicks her in the kidneys three times, then tosses 6Pac over the top rope and through the two tables. He then picks Shelia up over his head and drops her onto 6Pac's broken body. Max Cameron then climbs to the top rope and lands a five star frog splash at ringside and then covers bth 6Pac and Shelia lavin. 1...2...3! Max Cameron is the new hardcore champion!
Ricky Simms - I cannot believe the match we just witnessed! Mac Cameron is the most improved wrestler of 2003! This match just proved it!
Henry Lesher - He proved his toughness there to be sure.
Backstage we see Lunacy Muse entering the office of Dave Morbid. Dave smiles.
Dave Morbid - Reconsidered?
Lunacy sits in Dave's lap and runs her fingers along his shirt and smiles.
Lunacy Muse - I have reconsidered a lot, Dave.
Lunacy then sprays mace in the eyes of Dave Morbid and leaves him screaming and writhing on the floor.
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The Octagon
Moose vs Q
vs Vigilante
vs Shannon Skanes
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The octagon is being set in place. The ropes have dropped. The structure has dropped from the rafters where not one camera paid attention ro it at all. Now, the formidable structure is there, four iron doors in four corners.
Ricky Simms - This is the main event.
Henry Lesher - The true champion shall stand after this match.
"If You Want Blood" by AC/DC plays and Moose starts making his way down to the cheers of the crowd. He steps through one of the iron doors and into the octagon. The walls are steel fencing and not very forgiving. As Moose stands in the ring, we hear "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails and Shannon Skanes makes his way to the ring. Ahead of him walks Tony Parizi who shgouts at Moose the whole way to the ring. Shannon steps into the octagon and gets nose to nose with Moose right away as camera bulbs flash. As he exchanges words with Moose, we hear "Back In Black" by AC/DC and Vigilante rushes into the ring and shoves Shannon away from Moose. He tells Moose to wait for the opening bell. Moose instead reaches around Vigilante and punches Shannon in the head. Shannon then shoves Vig aside and the battle is on! Q's music doesn't even play. Q charges into the octagon and all four men are fighting as the ref tries to straighten this out! the bell has rang, but this match cannot continue with all four men inside the ring.
Ricky Simms - We need two men inside the octagon, not four.
Henry Lesher - The smart two will be the volunteers to watch the other two eliminate each other first.
Eventually, the four back off and Q and Vigilante are the two to start this match off as Moose and Shannon retreat to their corners. Vig and Q lock up. Q then picks Vigilante up and slams him to the mat. Q then rams Vigilante head first into the mesh fencing of the octagon. Q jumps into the air and comes down with a crushing knee to the back of Vigilante. Q then places Vigilante in a sleeper hold. Moose can be heard spurring Vigilante on. Vig quickly gets to his feet and starts battling his way out of the sleeper. Q tags in Shannon. The orn gate opens to allow Shannon entry and Q escapes through that same door. Shannon then gouges the eyes of Vigilante, but Vig headbutts Shannon down. Vigilante then tags in Moose. Moose comes in and Vig leaves through the same door. Moose then dropkicks Shannon to the mat. Moose then picks Shannon up and drops him, throat first over the railing of the octagon. Moose then tries for the pin. 1...2... Shannon kicks out.
Ricky Simms - This resembles a tag team match.
Henry Lesher - Like Shannon can trust Q as far as he can throw him?
Ricky Simms - I never said he could. That's why I find this set up so bizarre.
Moose stands Shannon up, then snap mares him back to the mat. Moose then places Shannon in a crucifix. Shannon refuses to give as the ref asks him. Vig cheers Moose on while Q seems to be barely interested in what's happening inside the ring. Moose then releases Shannon when he sees that this isn't working. Moose then stands Shannon up and lands chops to the chest of Shannon. Shannon rakes the eyes of Moose and tags in Q. Q climsb onto the octagon wall and leaps off, landing a lariat on Moose which shakes the very ring. There are times when Q's speed bely his overall size. Q then rains down rights and lefts on Moose as Shannon leaves the octagon. Q then stands Moose up, headbutts him and then clotheslines him to the mat. Moose reach for a tag, but Q places that arm into a hammerlock to prevent him tagging out. Q then picks Moose up into the air in a hammerlock, a move George Steele made famous a generation ago. Moose screams in pain as he is held there, but he refuses to give up.
Ricky Simms - Moose showing his mettle here.
Bruce Campbell - Mettle? If he stays up there in that hold, he'll be showing us his dislocated shoulder.
Ricky Simms - True enough.
Q finally drops Moose, the weight too much for him to hold up any longer. Moose tags in Shannon and Shannon steps into the octagon and circles Q. They lock up and Moose and Vig cheer them on to kill each other. Shannon and Q take a look at Vig and Moose, then at each other. They break the lock and both make the tag and Moose and Vigilante are forced into the ring against each other. They appear concerned and say a few things between them. They lock up. Moose gives Vig a weak looking arm drag which Vigilante oversells. Moose goes for a very unconvincing pin. 1...2.. and Moose gets up to stop the count. He then tags in Shannon. Shannon responds by punching Moose in the face as the gate opens. Shannon then snap mares Moose out of the actagon. Shannon turns to find Vigilante standing there waiting for him and Vig lands a dropkick to the chest of the CWA owner. Shannon falls back against the mesh wall of the octagon. Vigilante then opens up with a series of rights and lefts to the head of Shannon Skanes. Shannon thumbs Vigilante in the eye. Shannon then gets to his feet quickly and headbutts Vigilante three times. vigilante then kicks the legs out from under Shannon and tags in Moose. Moose climbs onto the wall of the octagon and somersaults off, landing a splash on Shannon Skanes. Moose goes for the pin. 1...2... Shannon kicks out.
Ricky Simms - This is a real iron man match for sure.
Henry Lesher - Major punishment being given and taken by all four men here.
Moose stands Shannon up, whips him to the octagon wall and then charges in for the spear. Shannon side steps it and then rams Moose into the steel mesh, messing up his face pretty bad. Shannon then gives Moose a pump handle slam. Shannon tags in Q. Shannon stands Moose up. He holds him up then and Q lands a Doomsday device On Moose by diving from the top of the cotagon wall! Q pins Moose. 1...2...3! Moose is eliminated!
Ricky Simms - The old Legion of Doom move here performed the day after the untimely death of Hawk. Nice include by Q.
Henry Lesher - Teamwork between Shannon and Q? I never would have thought that would happen.
Ricky Simms - To be blunt, they were both pretty pissed with Moose.
Vigilante enters the ocatgon and attacks Q from behind with rabbit punches to the back of the head. Vigilante then picks Q up and body slams him to the mat. Vigilante then stands Q up and gives him a snap suplex. Vigilante then climbs onto the wall of the octagon. Vigilante lands a scissor kick to the back of Q's neck from there. Vigilante then rolls Q over for the pin. 1...2.. Q rolls out to stop the count as the ref's hand was coming down for the three count.
Ricky Simms - I thought that Kindred was reffing this match.
Henry Lesher - Non one's seen him since that appearance with Damien earlier. Who knows what that twisted man has up his sleeve?
Bruce Campbell - This event has eaten away so much of my life...
Vigilante gets Q to his feet and starts landing chops to Q's chest. Q staggers, but then clotheslines Vigilante out of nowhere and tries for the pin. 1...2... Vigilante kicks out and then places Q in an Indian deathlock from the mat. Q reaches for the tag, but is mere inches away from being able to tag Shannon in. Vigilante tries to pull Q away from that part of the octagon, but shifts his weight and Q is able to tag Shannon in. Shannon enters as Vigilante lets Q go. Shannon then puts the boots to Vigilante inside the octagon. Q crawls out of the octagon. Shannon stands Vigilante up. Vigilante gives Shannon a flapjack into the mesh. Shannon's cut up pretty bad by the fencing. Vigilante then gets to his feet and smiles, sensing that this match has swung into his favor. Vigilante stands Shannon up and then tosses him head first into the mesh. The fencing tears and Shannon lands half way outside of the octagon. Tony Parizi heads over to check on his client and Vigilante threatens Parizi to stay back. Q then takes advantage of the situation by climbing onto the ictagon and landing a double axe handle to the back of Vigilante. The octagon wobbles from the repeated launchings of the 400 pounder.
Ricky Simms - I don't think this structure is going to survive as long as the guys inside it.
The ref makes Q leave as Vigilante gets back to his feet. Vigilante drags Shannon back inside the octagon and rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... Shannon barely rolls out. Vigilante has a few words for Q as he stands Shannon up and then whips him again into the side of the octagon. The crowd cheers the sheer brutality of this. Shannon's face is a mess. Vigilante again tries for the pin. 1...2... Shannon kicks out. Vigilante then pulls Shannon over to Q and makes the tag for him. Q jumps over the octagon wall in two quick steps. The wall again appears to be shaken. Vigilante catches Q coming over and land s a Rock Bottom on him. Vigilante then goes for the pin on Q. 1...2... Q kicks out. Vigilante then stands Q up and kicks him in the chest three times, then plants a foot in the stomach of Q driving him back against the steel mesh. Q then falls through the hole Shannon left behind and nails the back of his head on the steel cross bar at the top of the octagon. Q's head is opened up as Vigilante pulls him out of the mess and tries for the pin. 1...2...3! Q has been eliminated.
Ricky Simms - Q took a nasty shot to the back of the head there from Vigilante when his head struck the steel crossbar. The ref is calling for EMTs here and Vigilante is looking quite pissed about it.
Bruce Campbell - Why wouldn't he be pissed? His momentum has gone to hell because he knocked Q out! This gives Shannon more time to recover outside the octagon.
A stretcher is brought inside the octagon and Q is taken out of the octagon. The fans cheer as Q is taken to the back, not moving. Vigilante then motions Shannon into the octagon. Shannon slowly enters, the blood caked in his hair and to his face. The two lock up. Vigilante quickly gets behind Shannon, then gives him a German suplex, follows it by another, then another and then a fourth. The crowd cheers as Vigilante goes for the pin, sensing this could be it. 1...2........ Shannon kicks out! Vigilante then stands Shannon up as he shakes his head and asks the ref about a slow count. The ref states it was a two count as Vigilante picks Shannon up and gives him a body slam. He then sets Shannon up for a piledriver. Shannon musters up the energy to backdrop Vigilante to the mat. Shannon collapses to his hands and knees and spits blood on the mat.
Ricky Simms - Shannon is busted up internally here.
Bruce Campbell - I'm getting sick just looking at him... and I am used to sam Raimi movies.
Vigilante slowly gets to his feet as Shannon gasps for breath. Vigilante then stands Shannon up and sttepts to ship him through the hole his head made earlier. Instead, Shannon plants his feet and whips Vigilante into that same hole and the hole widens and Vig's face is cut open as are his shoulders as he falls through the mesh to the outside of the octagon! The "HOLY SHIT" chants start. Shannon grabs Vigilante by the feet and starts dragging him back into the octagon. Vigilante rolls over and plants his feet into the chest of Shannon, shoving him back and into the mesh octagon. Vigilante then gets to his feet only to take a spear from the bloodied CWA owner. Shannon then opens up on Vig with a series of rights and lefts which open Vig up more and sicken what few fans we have left watching this with strong stomachs. Shannon then stands Vigilante up, picks him up and power bombs him into the meshing. Vigilante lands hard and we see Tony Parizi applauding the efforts of his main client.
Ricky Simms - Parizi loves this?
Henry Lesher - Don't be a loser, Rick. The guy is a mafia man.
Shannon then stands Vigilante up and takes a thumb to the eye. Vigilante picks Shannon up and gives him a belly to belly suplex. Vig then tries for the pin. 1...2... Shannon rolls out of it just in time. Shannon then is pulled to his feet by Vigilante who starts throwing rights and lefts. Shannon answers back with rights and lefts of his own. The crowd eats it up, both men leaving more blood in the ring than is coarsing through their adrenaline fueled bodies. Shannon headbutts Vig. Vig headbutts Shannon. Vig then chops the chest of Shannon only to have Shannon answer with the same in kind. Shannon then picks Vigilante up and gives him a spine buster. he goes for the pin. 1...2... Vigilante rolls him up for a small package 1...2... Shannon reverses it again. 1...2...3! Shannon Skanes is the winner! Both men collapse and neither man is moving. Tony Parizi grabs the belt from the time keeper and holds it high above his head and then heads for the back with it.
Ricky Simms - Shannon is the champ, but Tony Parizi took off with his belt!
Henry Lesher - Parizi said if they win the title, they all win it together, not just Shannon.
EMTs again hit the ring and take Vigilante and Shannon out on stretchers. As they do, we hear "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie. Lunacy Muse appears at the top of the ramp with the World title over her shoulder and the Superior belt in her hands.
Lunacy Muse - Hey people! Look who's in the Mafia! Look who has the world belt and Superior belt! In two weeks, Vigilante and Q will step into the ring. They will decide the new Superior champion. Shannon has a date with Dizz!
The fans boo Lunacy, so she flips them the bid and walks off with the belts in hand and over the shoulder. Shannon and Vigilante are taken out on stretchers. Moose is the only one who walked out of here tonight. As they pass by, we see Cerberus lurking in the shadows with a sadistic smile on his face. He mouths the words "I'm back" to the camera and laughs as Shannon is carted past.
Ricky Simms - They dubbed it Dead By Dawn. By God, it was just that. Cerberus appears to have enjoyed it.
Henry Lesher - That might be the best match I have watched in the CWA. I cannot wait to see how this plays out! Cerberus has every reason to be happy. This injures a lot of main event guys and opens up a spot for him at the top.
Bruce Campbell - It was fun. I won't be coming back. Thanks for giving me all this money for the rights to use a name Sam Raimi created. Night everybody.
Ricky Simms - That wraps up Dead By Dawn! Thanks for tuning in!!!