Shengee Shmelky - What, in the blue hell, are you doing?

Ingee Shmelky - You're copying The Rock.

Shengee Shmelky - I am allowed to copy The Rock, for I am the Heartbreak Albino, Shengee Shmelky.

The crowd pops for that nickname which appears to encourage Shengee further.

Ingee Shmelky - I'm in a boy band. We're gonna be called Flava.

Shengee Shmelky - Then so am I. You need sex appeal to sell your boy band to the public and I am it.

Ingee Shmelky - Suit yourself. Practice is next week during Breakthrough.

Shengee Shmelky - I am there.

Ingee shrugs as Shengee walks away. Ingee waits a few moments, then watches his brother walk away. He sighs, shakes his head and goes back to counting dance steps.

We then head to ringside where the action is about to begin.

Pyro vs Damien

"Pool of Fears" by Scars of Life plays as Pyro makes his way to the ring. He receivces a negative response as anyone within Youthful Aggression will this night. He steps through the ropes and has a few words with a fan at ringside as "Alone in the Dark" by Testament plays and Damien makes his way to the ring to a more mixed reaction. Damien slides under the bottom rope and smiles as the bell rings to get things underway. The two trade punches and kicks and then Pyro whips Damien off the ropes only to take a dropkick from Damien in response.

Ricky Simms - Welcome to Backdraft, an event that was delayed a week by technical problems beyond our control.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, two weeks of build up and we start with the albino twins? Nice job. Is David Lynch head writer backstage or what?

Damien stands Pyro up, whips him into the corner and then cartwhells into an elbow smash to the gut of Pyro. Damien follows this up with a snap mare and then bulldogs Pyro to the mat before trying for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Damien stands Pyro up again and this time whips him through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Damien then follows him out and picks up a chair. He comes at Pyro with the chair only to take a round house kick to the chest. Damien drops the chair. Pyro picks it up and the ref stops him from swinging it. Pyro turns to shout at the ref and Damien dropkicks Pyro in the chest, causing him to stumble backwards and trip over the ring steps to the floor. Damien then uses those same ring steps to jump onto and off of, landing a leg drop on Pyro's throat from there. Damien then stands Pyro up and rolls him into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Good planning there by Damien, taking the fight outside the ring and making sure Pyro takes the majority of the punishment.

Henry Lesher - Damien is one of my favorites. This is a well known fact, therefore I don't really need to say anything about the guy. He is one of the very best around.

Damien attempts a figure four on Pyro and Pyro rolls him into a small package for an attempted pin. 1...2... kick out by Damien. Pyro then gets to his feet at the same time as Damien gets to his. The two lock up and Pyro slaps Damien into an arm bar which Damien reverses. Pyro then eye gouges Damien before headbutting him to the mat. Pyro follows this up with a knee drop to the fore head and then chokes Damien on the mat as the ref reaches four before he breaks it, risking a DQ here. Pyro slides out of the ring and picks up the chair he had meant to hit Damien with before and slides it into the ring. Damien kips up to his feet, swings at Pyro with the chair when he enters the ring only to have Pyro duck it and then deliver a Van Daminator on Damien. The chair drops from Damien's grasp as Damien falls and Pyro tries for the pin here. 1...2.... kick out somehow by Damien. Pyro then stands Damien up, whips Damien off the ropes. Damien ducks a clothesline only to have Pyro deliver the Flame Pit, a devastating DDT from which Pyro goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Pyro is the winner to the joy of very few in this crowd.

Ricky Simms - Great match to start things off with as Pyro continues to improve and gain impressive wins here from week to week.

Henry Lesher - We'll see how impressive he is next time he faces Damien. Few beat the guy twice.

Ricky Simms - True enough.

The crowd cheers as they see Vigilante making his way into the building from the parking garage. He is headed off by Q.

Vigilante - Hey, freak, make way for gold wearer.

Q - Starting tonight, I am going to be the new champ around here. EOS is gonna be SOL. Just wanted you to know.

Vigilante - Nice play on words, freak. Now, those are my people cheering for me, so I need to get in the building.

Q - My people are cheering for me, too. Maybe the hometown crowd needs to see us in the ring together tonight.

Vigilante - This is all very amusing. Bye.

Q smiles as Vigilante pushes past him and enters the building. We can only guess what the twisted Q might have planned here tonight.

Giovanni Mabius vs Eric Storm

"Here Comes the Money" plays and Giovanni Mabius, another member of the already once victorious Youthful Aggression, makes his way to the ring. Mabius gets the same negative response that Pyro did until he is attacked on the ramp by Eric Storm. Storm power bombs Mabius and then drags him to ringside. Storm slams Mabius head first into the steel steps and then stands him up and whips him into the guard rail while the ref shouts at Storm to bring the match into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Rough start for Mabius.

Henry Lesher - Nice to see Storm taking the initiative here and really taking control of the match before it has even technically begun.

Mabius is playing possum and lifts Storm and whips him to the ropes, and Mabius gets in a kneelift to the abdomen. Mabius lifts him for a vertical suplex but it's blocked and Storm punches with rights out of it and gets his own suplex in. Mabius gets up and Storm gets a drop toe hold and then tries for a leg lock but Mabius scurries out of the ring. Storm stands ready for Mabius to re-enter the ring. Mabius steps up on the apron and taunts Storm, who responds with a punch but is ducked and Mabius hits Storm with a guillotine on the top rope. Mabius slides in for the count. Ref: 1..kickout by Storm.

Ricky Simms - Quick kick out there by Storm.

Mabius lifts Storm and whips him to the turnbuckle but Storm comes back with a clothesline. Mabius up. Storm gets in another clothesline. Mabius droggy stand again, Storm hits a dropkick. Storm lifts Mabius and tries for a bearhug, but Mabius fights and tries for a back elbow which turns him, but Storm holds him and throws Mabius over with a german suplex. Storm mounts Mabius and punches him on the forehead. Mabius rakes the eyes making Storm back off. Storm runs in to get powerslammed by Mabius. Storm climbs the ropes, and perches on the top rope waiting for Mabius to stand. Mabius does so, Storm jumps off and Mabius catches him in a side effect. Mabius goes for a bulldog but is shoved off through the ropes to the outside. Storm runs through and hits Mabius with a suicide dive. Storm whips Mabius to the steps. Storm lifts him and whips him to the guardrail. Mabius falls holding his back. Storm rolls Mabius into the ring and slides in himself. He pins Mabius. Ref: 1..2..kickout by Mabius.

Ricky Simms - Close call.

Henry Lesher - Both men showing fire this week.

Storm drops an elbow and goes to the top rope again. He tries for a falling headbutt but Mabius moves out of the way. Mabius lifts Storm and kicks him in the stomach, and pulls Storm in and taunts the crowd. He lifts Storm and hits a piledriver. Storm grabs at his head, Mabius gets under Storm and locks on a dragon sleeper. Storm's arms go limp. The ref lifts his arm. It drops once, does so again, it drops twice, the ref lifts again and Storm holds it up. Storm stands and drops on his back. Both lie on the mat. Mabius, rests sitting down in the corner, Storm runs in and hits a running front dropkick to the face of Mabius. Storm then rolls Mabius out of the ring and delivers a la plancha outside the ring. Storm then stands Mabius up and whips him into the guard rail whule the ref shouts at him to return to the ring.

Ricky Simms - Storm really taking the fight to Mabius here.

Henry Lesher - And in the manner I agree with.

Storm finally rolls Mabius into the ring and the crowd cheers as the bell sounds. Mabius is bleeding from the forehead as he struggles to get to his feet. Storm then lands a haymaker to the forehead of Mabius before placing him in a side headlock. He holds Mabius in the headlock for a few moments until Mabius whips Storm to the ropes. Mabius drops onto his stomach. Storm jumps over him. Mabius then jumps to his feet and catches Storm coming back to the center of the ring with a knife edge chop to the chest. Mabius then picks Storm up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. He spits blood on the mat and then climbs to the top rope. Storm gets to his feet and takes a clothesline from the top rope courtesy of Giovanni Mabius. Mabius then stands Storm up and whips him into the guard railing. Mabius then stands him up as the ref reches a five count and whips him head first into the steel corner post. Mabius then rolls Storm into the ring before rolling himself in just before the ref would reach the ten count.

Ricky Simms - Both men bleeding here.

Henry Lesher - That's the way wrestling should be. These two can fuel their hatred with a little bloodletting. There is nothing wrong with that.

Ricky Simms - You do know you're a sick man, don't you?

Henry Lesher - Of course I am.

Mabius stands Storm up, then gives him a vertical suplex. Storm is then given a gutwrench suplex by Mabius who then goes for the pin. 1...2... Eric Storm kicks out. Mabius then stands Storm up and sets him for another suplex, but Storm blocks him and then gives Mabius a Rock Bottom. Storm then goes for the pin. 1...2... Mabius gets a foot on the bottom rope. Storm then stands Mabius up and whips him into the corner. Mabius comes out and ducks a right hand from Storm, then picks him up and Rock Bottoms him to the mat. Mabius tries for the pin. 1...2... Storm rolls out. Mabius then argues that should have been a three count while pulling Storm to his geet. He then delivers a series of knife edge chops to the throat of Storm which drives him into the corner. He then picks Storm up over his shoulders and delivers The Hit and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Mabius wins the match! We then hear "California Love" by 2Pac as he has his arms raised inside the ring.

Ricky Simms - It would appear Mabius has new theme music.

Henry Lesher - Dear God, you're an idiot. Did you figure that out all by yourself?

Backstage we see Dizz looking at his belt as he sits in his locker stall. Moose enters the picture.

The Moose - You look deep in thought there, champ.

Dizz - I am.

The Moose - We haven't seen you around much recently. We were going to meet with you about things, but you didn't return our calls.

Dizz - There's been stuff happening.

Dizz doesn't take his eyes off the belt to even look up at Moose for a second. The camera then follows Moose as he head away from Dizz and we see Vigilante standing in the doorway.

Vigilante - Is he okay?

The Moose - I guess we'll find out tonight, won't we? I got my hardcore match to worry about.

Moose leaves and Vigilante lingers in the doorway for a few moments longer. He then shakes his head and leaves as the camera turns back to Dizz who is still fixated on the belt.

Dex Cooper vs Frank Merritt

"Shit Hits The Fan" by Obie Trice featuring Dr Dre hits the speakers. Dex steps through the curtain raising his arms with the Canadian flag in hand. He stops and looks at the crowd and continues down the ramp. He stands in the middle of the ring, hands the ref the flag to the ref and waits for Frank Merritt when the lights go out and are replaced with green flood lights. The opening chimes of "Solitaire Unravelling" by Mushroomhead begin as Frank emerges from the back and stops, folding his arms across his chest. He looks across the crowd and unzips his Bomber jacket. The guitars cut in and Frank starts to the ring.

Ricky Simms - First Flock appearance here tonight.

Henry Lesher - They have never met a pay per view they couldn't ruin.

Frank climbs in under the bottom rope and heads for the nearest corner. He climbs up to the second rope and raises his black taped fists above his head. Dex attacks from behind and whips Frank who reverses it, Dex comes back hitting Frank with a shoulder block. Dex runs to the ropes as Frank stays on the floor, flipping at Dex's feet, who jumps over him. Dex comes back and Frank leapfrogs but gets caught and spinebustered in the middle of the ring. Dex runs to the ropes and lands on Frank with a senton. Dex stands on the second rope waiting for Frank to get up. Frank gets up, Dex comes off the rope and Frank kicks him in the gut and wraps Dex's head for a DDT. Frank gets up and drops an elbow on Dex's head. Frank lifts Dex. Dex kicks Frank in the side of his leg and quickly goes for the Deadly Rabies Bite but Frank lifts out of it and goes for a northern lights suplex and holds it for the pin. Ref: 1..2... kick out by Dex.

Ricky Simms - If Frank can maintain that kind of attack, he should be able to win this one against a very tough Dex Cooper.

Henry Lesher - Dex? Tough? Your bar is much lower than mine is then.

While kicking out of the pin, he knees Frank in the face. Frank staggers back and Dex runs in with a clothesline, knocking Frank to the mat. Frank gets up and rushes Dex but is arm dragged to the mat again. Dex holds the arm lock. Ref asks Frank if he gives up and Frank yells no. He inches with his feet towards the ropes, but Dex lays back. Frank rolls up and pins Dex. Ref: 1..2..kickout by Dex.

Ricky Simms - Dex again just able to avoid the pin there.

Henry Lesher - You get so impressed by that...

Frank holds his arm. Dex tries to whip him to the ropes but Frank holds him arm and short clotheslines Dex. Frank stares down at him. He looks over to the Canadian flag. He smiles down at Dex and rolls out of the ring and grabs the flag. Dex stands and tries for a baseball slide but misses and hits the floor. Frank stands on the apron with the flag, he jumps off with the flag in hand but Dex catches Frank in a Choke Collar and slams him to the floor on the outside. Dex lifts Frank who dropped the flag on the steps. Dex whips Frank to the steps, Frank hits his knee on the flag and flips over the stairs and lands on the other side of the stairs. Dex rolls into the ring breaking the count. Frank rolls into the ring and gets stomped on by Dex. Dex throws him to the corner by rushes him with a body avalanche. Dex lifts Frank to the top rope and goes for a super Dexplex but Frank kicks his foot off the ropes, and Dex hits his face on the turnbuckle.

Ricky Simms - That simply has to hurt.

Henry Lesher - I am certain that it did.

Frank brings Dex back in and hits a tornado DDT. Dex gets back up and Frank stands as well, but Dex falls right back down to one knee. Frank hits a leg drop on the back of Dex's lowered neck. Frank lifts Dex and hits him with a right/left hook combination. Dex brings him in for a bearhug, Frank stomps on his foot. Dex runs to the outside and shakes his foot, Frank goes to the other side, and goes under the ring and rolls inside. Frank goes again to clothesline Dex but Dex catches Frank again in a bearhug. Frank wiggles around and Dex stumbles back pinning the ref in the corner. Frank blows mysterious grey smoke into Dex's face and hits another right and left combination when Dex shoves Frank to the mat and swings around not being able to see quite right. Frank jumps off with a missile dropkick. Dex stumbles back again, not going off his feet. Dex grabs Frank around the throat, and taunts him. He punches Frank again and again. Dex throws Frank into the corner again, and rushes in and snake eyes Frank and pins him. Ref: 1..2.. kickout by Merritt. Dex shoves Frank into the corner and introduces Frank's face to the turnbuckle over and over, Frank rolls into the middle of the ropes. Dex runs and tries for a boot but Dex ducks and Dex's legs get caught in the top rope. Dex straddles the top rope. Frank begins to pull the rope up and down as Dex is on it. Frank then hits an enzurguri to the back of Dex's head. Frank follows that up with a Blunt Trauma and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Frank Merritt grabs a win here!

Ricky Simms - Chalk one up for the Flock, but that really could have gone either way.

Henry Lesher - I'm sure that once all the crap with Northern Exposure battling Youthful Aggression is done, I'm sure we will be treated to crap between those teams and the Flock.

Ricky Simms - Your enthusiasm for the job is very underwhelming.

Backstage we see Kelly Buchanan and Noah Skanes wearing refs' shirt for tonight's matches as Samantha Johnson enters the picture.

Samantha Johnson - Noah, tonight you will call a match featuring Twisted, a man who may have ended your father's career inside the ring.

Noah Skanes - Yeah, this is going to be a big match for me to pull something out of my bag of tricks. However, I am not one to tip my hand so easily.

Samantha Johnson - You have been seen with Dark Forces recently and yet there is no word of ytou actually being a member of their group.

Noah Skanes - I am not giving anything away until I have had my chance to play things out properly. Tonight people will see a few things from me in this match.

Samantha Johnson - You excited about being in Melbourne tonight?

Noah Skanes - *smiles* For the cheap pop, I'll say that Melbourne rocks. *cheap pop* I will also say Vig rules and I look forward to seeing what Q has in store for the world title match.

Samantha Johnson - Kelly, you've been entered into this as a ref as well. Do you have anything to add?

Kelly Buchanan - I am glad I am getting a chance to make an appearnace in such a high profile match as this. It should be quite interesting.

Samantha Johnson - *smiling to the camera* That's it from here. Back to you guys!

Romeo Salvador vs Baby Calaway

"Fields of Innocence" by Evanescence plays as Baby Calaway makes her way to the ring to the loudest cheers of the night so far. She has her trophy from the last time she won King of the PPV. She is set to defend it later tonight.

Ricky Simms - Baby on her way to the ring and some fans are handing her flowers.

Henry Lesher - Probably for her funeral after the King of the Pay Per View match later tonight.

Ricky Simms - The rules here are simple. If Baby wins, we see a dating game for her affections this coming week on Breakthrough. If she loses, Romeo gets a date with her on this week's Assault.

Henry Lesher - Since when is this crap wrestling related?

"P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent plays as Romeo Salvador makes his way to the ring with a large bouquet of roses in his hands. He steps through the ropes and hands the flowers to Baby who starts sneezing immediately as the bell sounds. Romeo appears concerned as the flowers are handed to the ref. Romeo then backs off as Baby shakes her head and wipes her eyes. She then sees Romeo standing there and gives him a dropkick. Romeo crashes into the corner and takes another dropkicks from Baby who then monkey flips him to the middle of the ring. Baby gets to her feet and then DDTs Romeo to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by a shocked Romeo.

Ricky Simms - Quite the attack here by Baby Calaway.

Henry Lesher - That is Romeo's own fault. The idiot brings flowers for his opponent? He deserves whatever embarrassment he gets here tonight.

Baby stands Romeo up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline which Romeo ducks. Romeo then turns Baby around and gives her a spinning neckbreaker and goes for the pin. 1...2.... Baby gets a foot on the bottom rope. Romeo than stands over her, pulls her by her hair to her feet and looks lost. It's clear he doesn't really want to hit her. She then elbows Romeo in the gut and instinctively he elbows her across the back, knocking her to the mat. Romeo then drops an elbow across Baby's throat and goes for the pin. 1...2... Baby kicks out. Romeo gets to his feet, stands Baby up and picks her up only to have her slide behind him and try a roll up for a pin. 1...2... Romeo kicks out and then rolls out of the ring.

Henry Lesher - This idiot needs to take his mind off trying not to hurt her and try to win the match. If he wants a date with her, he shouldn't have shown up for the match.

Ricky Simms - Idiot sounds harsh, but I will agree on this one. Romeo is clearly not himself as he tries to win a date with this girl while trying not to hurt her.

Romeo rolls himself into the ring and stands face to face with Baby. He appears to be asking her out? She then knees Romeo in the gut and follows this up with a scissor kick to the back of his head. Baby tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Romeo. Baby then heads to the ropes. She starts to climb as Romeo gets to his feet. Baby reaches the top and Romeo stumbles into the ropes, inadvertently knocking Baby off the top. She lands hard on the top rope and then somersaults off to the floor. She lands face down on the floor and the ref rushes to look at her. He calls for the bell right away.

Ricky Simms - Baby Calaway is hurt bad here.

Henry Lesher - Looks like Romeo's taking her for a date in a wheelchair.

Lacy Brown - And the winner of the match, Romeo Salvador!!

Romeo doesn't celebrate the win. He instead heads out of the ring to check on the out cold Baby Calaway. EMTs race to the scene as the crowd boos Romeo. Romeo heads to the back shaking his head as we turn our attention to backstage where Shannon Skanes is entering the building and the crowd cheers when they see him on the screen. Dante heads him off at the door.

Dante - Hey, boss, you don't need to rush yourself back you know. I have things quite well in hand here.

Shannon Skanes - So I have heard. This event is a full week late and you bear part of that responsibility. I may not be able to step into the ring for a long while, but I am going to be here to keep an eye on things.

Dante - But look what happened last time you were here. It got ugly and you ended up in a coma.

Shannon Skanes - That will not be happening here tonight. Trust me on that.

Shannon leaves as Dante shakes his head and sighs. We then see Lunacy pass by and Dante smiles.

Dante - Hey, secretary wench, there's some work on your desk I want done before the show is over.

Lunacy Muse - Call me that again and there will be a spiked heel in your ass before the show is over.

Dante decides not to escalate this discussion and heads off as Lunacy mumbles something to herself about hating men.

Shelia Lavin vs Angel

"Trouble" by Pink plays as Angel makes her way to the ring. She gets a mixed reaction as she steps through the ropes and poses for the crowd. The posing gets a strong amount of cheers and whistles, though. We then hear "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk and await Shelia Lavin's arrival. As the music plays, the camera in the parking lot sees Shelia's car screeching to a halt and her flying out the door and darting into the building.

Henry Lesher - Why is she late?

Ricky Simms - No clue.

Shelia appears at the top of the ramp in her streetclothes as the song reaches the half way mark. She slides into the ring and goes toe to toe with Angel as the bell sounds. Shelia whips Angel off the ropes. Angel ducks a kick from Shelia and spin kicks the legs out from under Shelia Lavin who lands hard on the mat. Angel then somersaults onto Shelia and goes for an early pin. 1...2... kick out by Shelia Lavin. Angela then stands Shelia up, whips her off of the ropes and then lands a series of knife edge chops on Shelia which drives her into the corner. Shelia responds with a thumb to the eye of Angel. Shelia then whips Angel into the opposite corner, picks her up and gives her a sidewalk slam and goes for the pin. 1...2... Angel manages to kick out. Shelia then stands Angel up, whips her off the ropes and then backdrops her over the top rope and to the outside. Shelia then heads for the ropes and makes her way to the top rope. Angel gets to her feet and Shelia dives. Shelia misses as Angel shoulder rolls out of the way and Shelia bounces hard off the guard railing at ringside. Angel then pulls Shelia off the railing and lands an elbow to Shelia's forehead before rolling her back into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Momentum shift here.

Henry Lesher - I am still baffled as to why the hell Shelia was late tonight.

Angel enters the ring and places Shelia in a Boston Crab and the ref asks Shelia if she submits only to have Shelia refuse. Angel leans back as far as she can and Shelia screams in pain, but will not give up. Shelia inches herself towards the ropes as Angel struggles to hold her still. Angel adjusts her position to try and get Shelia closer to the middle of the ring, but Shelia pushes herself up from the mat and grabs the bottom rope. The ref forces the break and Shelia quickly gets to her feet and thumbs Angel in the throat when they are in close quarters. Shelia then picks Angel up and drops her on the top rope. Angel's throat slingshots off the rope and she lands hard on the mat. Shelia goes for the pin. 1...2... Angel gets a foot on the bottom rope. Shelia then stands Angel up, whips her off the ropes and Shelia ducks another kick from Shelia and then gives her a side Russian leg sweep.

Ricky Simms - To this point Angel has avoided the superkick.

Henry Lesher - She knows the killer move is that superkick from Shelia.

Angel picks up Shelia and gives her a body slam. She then comes off the ropes and tries for a rolling thunder which Shelia moves away from. Angel lands hard on the mat as Shelia uses the ropes to get back to her feet. Shelia then starts stomping her foor. Angel gets to her feet slowly, turns and ducks a superkick from Shelia again. Angel then lands a hard right to the side of Shelia's jaw. Shelia responds with a dropkick which sends Angel falling through the ropes.

Ricky Simms - Angel has ducked three bullets now by my count.

Henry Lesher - Divine intervention for Angel here.

Angel gets to her feet on the floor and takes a superkick from Shelia! The crowd half cheers and half boos this as Angel lands with a solid thud on the floor. Shelia then stands Angel up and tosses her over the railing and into the aisle between the crowd. Shbelia climbs onto the railing, waits for Angel to turn and face her. Shelia dives with an attempted clothesline. Angel ducks it, turns and grabs Shelia's legs in midair and turns the dive into a power bomb on the floor! The ref reaches a ten count and this match is a draw.

Ricky Simms - Shelia just wasn't able to put Angel away.

Henry Lesher - Nice ending there with a strong power bomb by the slight Angel.

The fight continues up the aisle between these two ladies as we take a look at what's happening backstage. We find Dante sitting in his office throwing pencils at the ceiling. There's about five of them sticking there while the floor around the desk is littered with the unsuccessful attempts. There is a knock at his door. It's Max Cameron.

Dante - Can you come back later? I'm really busy right now.

Max Cameron - Look, we have to talk. I don't like this double ref thing. We have been talking in the back and we are wrestling under protest if this match stands as is.

Dante - *rolls his eyes and sits up straight* Okay, you guys need to worry about the match more and about me a helluva lot less. The match is made. The refs are set. My hands are tied.

Max Cameron - Listen to me, Commish. If anything screwy happens out there in this match, I will hold you responsible.

Dante - Wonderful. I have work to do.

Max leaves and Dante starts throwing pencils at the ceiling again. Lunacy enters the office with a stack of papers she throws down on the desk.

Lunacy Muse - The developmental contracts are all done.

Dante - Good, now someone has made a mess with pencils on the floor and in the ceiling. Clean it up.

Dante gets up and leaves the office, whistling to himself as he heads out the door. Lunacy glares at him as she starts cleaning up.

Henry Lesher - Dante is becoming a jerk.

Ricky Simms - Becoming?

Vigilante vs Leech

The crowd cheers as "Walk All Over You" by AC/DC plays and Vigilante makes his way to the ring with the Superior Title raised high above his head. He is wearing the standard and very popular Enemies of State T-shirt and he shakes hands with a few fans he appears to know at ringside. He then enters the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd. He hands the Superior title to the ref as "Raining Blood" by Slayer plays and Leech makes his way to the ring on a dead run. He slides into the ring and starts sparring with Vig as the bell sounds to get this match underway. The crowd cheers as Vigilante starts gaining the upper hand over Leech with Leech staggering into the corner. Vigilante then hip tosses Leech to the center of the ring and then roundhouse kicks him in thr back of the head and goes for an early pin. 1...2... kick out by Leech. Vigilante then stands Leech up and places him in an abdominal stretch. Leech struggles against the hold, refusing to submit when the ref asks him. Vigilante releases Leech when he sees that Leech isn't going to give and is very close to the ropes. Vigilante then slaps on an ankle lock submission. Leech immediately grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Vigilante stands Leech up, only to take a jawbreaker from Leech. Leech follows this up by placing Vigilante's throat over the bottom rope and choking him with it, breaking the choke before the ref is forced to call for the DQ.

Ricky Simms - Nice start for both men here.

Henry Lesher - Leech wasted no time here. Seems odd to have a title match so early in the show, though.

Ricky Simms - Yeah, it is odd.

Leech stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and then lands a hirakarana to bring him back down to the mat. Leech then lands a series of rights and lefts to the skull of the defending champ before rolling him out of the ring. Leech heads outside and grabs a chair at ringside. He rears back to nail Vig with it, but Vigilante spears Leech to the floor, sending the chair flying off a good twenty feet. Vigilante then stands Leech up and rolls him into the ring. Vigilante then enters the ring and waits for Leech to get to his feet. Vigilante then picks Leech up and gives him a power bomb. Vigilante goes for the pin. 1...2... Leech grabs the tights and rolls Vig up. The ref doesn't see the tights being held and makes the count. 1...2... Vigilante manages to kick out. Leech rolls out of the ring to collect himself and Vigilante follows close behind. Leech turns and kicks Vig in the gut and then DDTs him on the floor.

Ricky Simms - Nice move by Leech.

Henry Lesher - Some guys are just more comfortable outside the ring than they are inside it.

Leech rolls Vigilante into the ring. Leech then enters the ring, places Vig in a headlock and prepares to ram him head first into the buckle. Vigilante stops forward progress and then gives Leech an atomic drop. Vigilante follows this up with a kick to the back of Leech sending him into the corner buckle. Fig then gives Leech a German suplex and goes for the pin. 1....2.... kick out by Leech. Vigilante then stands Leech up, whips him off the ropes and knees him in the gut, sending him somersaulting through the air and down hard on the mat. Vig goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Leech. Vig stands Leech up, sets him for a suplex. Leech blocks it, then suplexes Vigilante to the mat. Leech then leg drops the fallen Vig and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Leech then stands Vigilante up and gives him a snap suplex. Leech then heads to the ropes. He climbs to the top as Vigilante gets to his feet. Leech dives for a flying cross body right into a spinning power slam from Vig who catches him in mid air. Vig then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Leech escapes again with a shoulder roll out!

Ricky Simms - Leech can only avoid the pin for so long.

Henry Lesher - True enough.

Vigilante stands Leech up and whips him into the corner buckle. He heads in for a shoulder blocks, but Leech sidesteps it and Vig's shoulder crashes into the buckle. Leech tries for the roll up. Vig rolls all the way out of it. Vig gets to his feet, lands a punch to the throat of Leech, then gives him a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Vig then stands Leech up and gives him the Catch 22 to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Vigilante retains the Superior title!

Ricky Simms - I have yet to see anyone kick out of that.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, so we get more cheers from the idiots down under for the idiot in the ring. Let's move on, shall we?

Backstage we see Noah Skanes heading down the hall speaking to Kelly Buchanan about a few things. They are headed off by FUBU and Lightning.

Noah Skanes - Excuse me, we're walking here.

PB FUBU - You had better call a fair match out there, kid.

Lightning - It'll be the end of you and Miss Pretty here if you screw us over.

Noah Skanes - Fine, whatever. You guys play by the rules and prove yourselves to be the best and there is no harm, no foul.

PB FUBU - Oh, our group will prove we are the best. We will also win the tag belts tonight.

Noah Skanes - Then you have nothing to worry about.

Lightning - You had better stick with that. The first sign we're getting screwed over and Northern Exposure takes it out on you!

FUBU and Lightning step aside and Noah and Kelly pass with nothing more said. Things are heating up backstage for this big match.

Dante vs Executioner

"Know" by System Of A Down plays and Dante strolls out of the entrance and walks down to the ring but doesn't enter the ring. Instead, he waits for Executioner on the floor in front of the ring. "Dirge" by Death In Vegas plays, and The Executioner walks out. He walks down the ramp. They stare at each other outside the ring. They right away trade punches and swings Executioner into the ring apron face first busting open his nose. Dante rolls in Executioner, blood spreading all over the mat. Dante lifts Executioner and punches him once again. Executioner punches him right back and shoves Dante back. Executioner rolls out of the ring and yells at Dante to meet him outside. He calls out at him, screaming for Dante to come out, challenging him to come out. Dante with a scared look on his face shakes his head. Executioner beats the count and Dante punches Executioner in the back as he rolls in. Dante lifts Executioner and whips him to the ropes, Executioner comes back with a flying forearm. They both stand and Executioner gets in a drop toe hold Dante holds his own nose.

Ricky Simms - Great action between two guys not known for liking the rules much.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, it sure is great to see Dante inside the ring like this.

Executioner stomps on Dante. He lifts Dante and gets a thumb to the eye. Dante hits him with a right, and whips him to the ropes. Dante picks Execution up with spinning spinebuster. Dante hits a jumping fist drop right on the nose again. Dante runs to the turnbuckle lifting his bloody fist to the crowd showing it off proudly. Executioner lifts and sneaks under Dante and holds the powerbomb, Dante punches Executioner and Excutioner drops Dante not finishing the move but Dante still fell flat on his back, taking the air out of him. Executioner and Dante on the mat. Ref: 1..2..3..4..5 Dante lifts sitting up and Executioner pulls himself up on the turnbuckles, Dante rushes in, Execution moves out of the way, Dante hits his chest on the top turnbuckle, Executioner drop kicks Dante back into the turnbuckle and hits his face, Dante's nose finally bleeding. A smile passes on Executioner's face. Execution feeling satisfied, calls Dante over to the middle of the ring. The crowd is screaming. They trade punches again, Dante whips Executioner, Dante bends down but catches Executioner's kick to the shoulder and Dante rushes in with a clothesline. Dante pins. Ref: 1..2..kickout by Executioner.

Ricky Simms - These two are out for blood tonight.

Henry Lesher - That is the only way to fight.

Dante nods his head to the crowd telling them "it's over". Executioner snap suplexes Dante. Executioner latches on the Hangman's Noose. Dante scrambles, arms flailing around. Dante puts his leg on the bottom rope. Dante rolls out of the ring, catching his breath. Executioner climbs out and double axes Dante on the back. Dante falls to the floor. Executioner whips Dante into the announce table, he hits it and slides off the table, hitting chairs before hitting the floor again. Executioner rolls into the ring, checking on his nose.

Ricky Simms - Someone will have a broken nose out of this match.

Henry Lesher - Which is a shame with two handsome gentlemen as this.

Ricky Simms - What did you just say?

Henry Lesher - Nothing...

Dante rolls in, Executioner rushes him and gets thrown over the top rope. Dante rolls back out and sling shots Executioner into the post. Dante mocks Executioner again by mock wiping his hands. Dante rushes in and Executioner moves him into the post. Executioner climbs up to his feet and climbs the steps, Dante wraps his arms around Executioner and German suplexes him to the floor. Both men on the outside. Ref: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 Executioner's music hits again and out walks Tina. She walks down the ramp and the ref's count breaks due to the distraction. Dante rolls into the ring. Ref:1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 Executioner rolls into the ring. Tina reaches ringside with a smile on her face.

Ricky Simms - Is anyone within Reality on time tonight?

Henry Lesher - Q has been here for awhile.

Executioner is pulled to his feet by Dante and Dante delivers an elbow to the forehead of Executioner. Executioner then knees Dante in the mid section and follows that up with a headbutt which sends Executioner reeling, but does not knock him down. Dante then whips Executioner off the ropes and lands a spear on him. Dante then appears ready to deliver a finisher when Tina jumps up on the apron. As she has a few words with Dante, we see Lunacy Muse heading out from the back shaking her head. She reaches ringside as Executioner rolls Dante up. 1...2... Dante kicks out as Lunacy pulls Tina off the apron and gives her a DDT. Executioner races over to Tina and reaches through the ropes to grab at Lunacy, grabbing her hair. Dante pulls a roll of quarters out of his tights as the ref tries to straighten everything out. Dante clocks Executioner in the back of the head with the quarters and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Dante with the win here, in small part due to Lunacy's involvement.

Ricky Simms - Your daughter helped Dante there.

Henry Lesher - Which makes little sense seeing as she hates the guy.

Ricky Simms - I was thinking the same thing.

Backstage we see Twisted walking the halls when he comes face to face with Shannon Skanes. Twisted starts to chuckle.

Shannon Skanes - I don't know what you're laughing about. The Foundation has about an hour left to live.

Shannon pushes his way past Twisted who is still laughing to himself. Wren enters the picture.

Wren SilverPhoenix - I don't like the sound of that.

Wren looks concerned as Twisted exist, his continued laughter showing his lack of concern whatsoever.

Gothic Angel vs Angela vs Cleo Styles

"Right Round" by Dope plays as Gothic Angel makes her way to the ring. She slides into the ring and the crowd cheers. As she tests the ropes, "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath plays. Angela makes her way to the ring to a strong positive reaction from the sold out crowd. Angela steps into the ring and has a few words with Gothic Angel as "Here To Stay" by Korn plays and Cleo Styles makes her way to the ring and hears the cheers of the crowd. Being a hometown heroine might be the only way she gets a reaction like this. She steps into the ring and the bell sounds. Gothic Angel dropkicks Angela and then Cleo kicks Angela in the face before she gets to her feet. Gothic Angel kips up, kicks Cleo in the back of the head and then throws her off the ropes and hirakaranas her to the mat.

Ricky Simms - This should be interesting.

Henry Lesher - I would agree with you, but I don't.

Gothic Angel whips Cleo Styles off the ropes and then backdrops her to the mat. Gothic Angel then picks Cleo up for a power slam and Angela nails Gothic in the face with a spinning heel kick. Cleo drops to the mat. Angela grabs Cleo by the hair and stands her up. Cleo rakes the eyes of Angela as Gothic Angel gets to her feet and then dropkicks Cleo from behind. Angela power bombs Cleo and then stands her up and she and Gothic Angel whip Cleo off the ropes. They double clothesline Cleo down before Gothic Angel knees Angela in the mid section and then gives her a snap suplex. Gothic Angel then leans Angela over the middle rope and charges for what appears to be a 619, but Cleo trips her up and places her in an ankle lock. Angela sees Gothic Angel may tap out and she places Cleo into a sleeperhold.

Ricky Simms - Fast and furious action here.

Henry Lesher - Maybe they'll all pass out and we can move on to something important.

Cleo releases the ankle lock as Angela's sleeper takes effect. Gothic Angel uses the ropes to get to her feet and lands a stiff kick to the jaw of Angela to break the sleeper. Gothic Angel then lands a series of kicks to the front and back of Cleo before allowing her to fall face down to the mat. Gothic Angel then applies a camel clutch on Cleo. Angela gets to her feet, shaking off the effects of the kick. She heads for the ropes and climbs to the top. She then lands a missile dropkick to the back of Gothic Angel which breaks the hold. Angela then rolls Gothic Angel up for the pin. 1...2... Cleo pushes Gothic Angel to roll her out of the pin and onto Angela. 1...2... Angela kicks out. All three women get to their feet and Cleo charges at Gothic Angel. Gothic sidesteps her and then sends Cleo into the turnbuckle head first. Angela dropkicks Gothic Angel into that same corner. Angela then monkey flips Gothic Angel out of the corner before grabbing Cleo and placing her in a hammerlock. Cleo quickly grabs the ropes to force the break as Gothic Angel chop blocks Angela from behind, buckling her knees.

Ricky Simms - Low move there by Gothic Angel.

Henry Lesher - Whatever it takes to win, I always say.

Gothic Angel locks up with Cleo as Angela rolls on the mat holding her right knee. Cleo places Gothic Angel in a headlock. Gothic Angel breaks the headlock by whipping Cleo off the ropes. Gothic Angel then backdrops Cleo to the mat. Gothic Angel then places Cleo over the middle rope, races off the ropes and delivers a 619 on Cleo. Gothic Angel then tries for the pin. 1...2... Angela kicks Gothic Angel in the face to break the count up. Angela then limps over to Gothic Angel, stands her up with a handful of hair and then snap mares her to the middle of the ring and onto Cleo Styles. Angela goes for the pin on Cleo. 1...2..... kick out by Cleo. Angela gets to her feet and Gothic Angel goes for another chop block. Angela hears her coming, jumps over the diving attempt and lands on the back of Gothic Angel. She then rolls Gothic Angel over and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gothic Angel.

Ricky Simms - Hard for any girl here to get the pin.

Henry Lesher - You're just gawking anyways. You're not anxious to see this end.

Ricky Simms - You were doing plenty of the same during Dante's match.

Cleo stands Angela and Gothic Angel up, with a handful of their hair. They then each headbutt Cleo at the same times. Angela then gives Gothic Angel an Irish whip straight into the Angela's Ashes and goes for the pin. 1...2... Cleo nails Angela in the back of the head with brass knuckles and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Cleo cheats out a win.

Ricky Simms - Big win in a big match here for Cleo. Angela will be seeking revenge for that.

Henry Lesher - Big deal.

Backstage we see Demona Calaway with Samantha Johnson.

Samantha Johnson - Demona, your thoughts on tonight's match?

Demona stands there and says nothing.

Samantha Johnson - So tonight you could become hardcore champ. What happens to the Women's title should you win it?

Demona again stands stone faced as Samantha holds the mic in her face. Demona then turns and walks away as if Samantha no longer interests her. Samantha shrugs.

Samantha Johnson - I guess that's all she has to say about it.

Tag Title Challenge

"Phenomenon" by LL Cool J plays and Jon Shocker leads Black Panther and Amy Chase to the ring waving a black and blue flag with a Dark Forces logo on it. They slide into the ring as Amy takes the flag from Panther. The crowd is behind them as they pose in opposite corners. We then hear "T.O. Party Anthem" and FUBU and Lightning make their way to the ring with the Canadian flag being carried behind them by Spikey Tiger. Black Panther waves them into the ring. The four men stand face to face as "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly plays and Slammin' Jammin' Inc. make their way to the ring. The crowd doesn't appear to like the Foundation members much. They enter the ring and stand in a neutral corner as Northern Exposure and Dark Forces still stand in the center of the ring. As they do, we hear "California Love" and Giovanni Mabius make their way to the ring. The ref starts instructing the competitors on how this will work. Mabius and Vick jump onto the apron as "Hell's Bells" play and Max and Marcus Cameron make their way to the ring, another team representing Youthful Aggression. The four YA members converse as we hear generic Mexican music and the tag team champs start making their way to the ring.

Ricky Simms - This is a mess.

Henry Lesher - I cannot argue with that. This is one big mess.

All six teams stand at the ready as the bell sounds and two men are to start based on a draw backstage before the match. Giovanni Mabius is inside the ring with Uno of Los Especialistos. Mabius and Uno lock up and Mabius back Uno into the corner and then lands a series of shoulder blocks on Uno before Uno knee lifts Mabius in the face. Uno then picks Mabius up and gives him an inverted atomic drop. Mabius lands face down and Uno tags in Slammer of Slammin Jammin Inc. Slammer climbs to the top rope as Mabius gets to his feet and takes a lariat off the top from Slammer. Slammer goes for the pin. 1...2... Max Cameron breaks up the count!

Henry Lesher - Youthful Aggression has an advantage since they have two teams in here to back each other up.

Ricky Simms - Which doesn't please the fans.

Slammer stands Mabius up and then tags in Max Cameron. The crowd cheers as Max pleads with the ref not to enter the match. The ref explains the rules to Max and Max enters the ring. Max gives Mabius an arm bar and quickly tags in Dos. Dos leaps onto the top rope and then double clotheslines Max and Mabius from there before trying a pin on Mabius. 1...2...3! Giovanni Mabius has been eliminated! As per the rules, this makes Adin Vick the legal man. Adin enters the ring and starts putting the boots to Dos before he can get to his feet.

Ricky Simms - This is an odd match, resembles a lumberjack match actually with so many bodies on the apron.

Henry Lesher - What I am wondering, though is that the Flock were supposed to be here for this match. Not that I mind them not showing up.

Ricky Simms - That's an interesting question...

Adin stands Dos up and whips him off the ropes. Dos takes a knee in the back from FUBU, knocking him to the mat. Adin then grabs Dos into a headlock and attempts a bulldog only to be thrown into the corner by Dos. Adin takes a shot to the head from Black Panther and Dos tags in Jon Shocker as Adin does a face plant onto the mat. Shocker stands Adin up and takes an eye gouge from Vick who tags in Jammer. Jammer jumps to the top rope and dives at Shocker who sidesteps the attack and then Shocker drops a leg across the back of Jammer's neck after he lands face down inside the ring. Shocker rolls Jammer over for the pin. 1...2...3! Jammer has been eliminated and Slammer become the legal man. Slammer charges into the ring and spears Shocker to the mat. Slammer then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jon Shocker. Slammer leans over Shocker and lands a series of lefts and rights to the head of Slammer. Shocker then tags in Lightning and holds Slammer open as Lightning enters the ring. Lightning thumbs Shocker in the eye and then Lightning dropkicks Slammer. Slammer rolls into the corner and tags in Uno. Uno charges into the ring and starts trading shots with Lightning as Jon Shocker and Slammer leave the ring. Uno whips Lightning into the corner and then backdrops him to the mat as he comes back out of the corner. Uno then lands a knee to the forehead of Lightning and goes for the pin. 1...2.. FUBU breaks it up.

Ricky Simms - Big save there by FUBU.

Henry Lesher - It's quite the war going on in there.

Uno stands Lightning up and lands a few chops to the chest before Lightning lands a dropkick to the chest of Uno. Lightning then elbow smashes Uno and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Uno. Lightning then tags in Marcus Cameron. The man once known as Venom enters the ring and starts putting the boots to Uno. He stands Uno up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a sidewalk slam. Uno stands Marcus Cameron up and takes a jawbreaker from Max's twin brother. Marcus then goes for the pin on Uno. 1...2... Uno kicks out as Marcus Cameron tags in PM FUBU. FUBU launches himself over the top rope and lands a lionsault on Uno and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Dos enters the ring and rolls FUBU up for a quick pin. 1...2...3! FUBU has been eliminated that quickly! Lightning enters the ring and lands a scissor kick on Dos. The two trade blows in the center of the ring as the crowd eats up the action.

Ricky Simms - Two quick pins there.

Henry Lesher - FUBU got Uno and Dos got FUBU. That's just the nature of this match up.

Lightning tags in Max Cameron. Max comes through the ropes and kcisk Lightning in the jaw and then round house kicks Dos to the mat. Lightning then superkicks Max to the mat before leaving the ring. Max is then covered by Dos. 1...2... Adin Vick breaks up the count. Dos then pulls Max to his feet, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Dos then tags in Black Panther. Black Panther stands Max Cameron up and lands a knife edge chop to the chest of Max. Black Panther then whips Max off the ropes and misses a clothesline. Max ducks it and then lands a dropkick on Black Panther. Max tags in Lightning. Lightning jumps to the top rope. Jon Shocker starts shaking the top rope, causing Lightning to nearly topple off. Instead, Black Panther grabs Lightning and slams him from the top rope. Panther then goes for a leg drop which Lightning rolls away from. Lightning kips up to his feet. He then picks Black Panther up and body slams him to the mat. Lightning tags in Dos. Dos somersaults into the ring onto Black Panther and goes for the pin. 1...2... Panther kicks out.

Ricky Simms - Nice move there and almost eliminated Panther.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, this has been pretty good considering the lack of blood and all.

Dos stands Black Panther up. Dos tags in Marcus Cameron. Marcus enters the ring and lands a series of kicks to the mid section of Black Panther. He then gives Black Panther a spinning neckbreaker and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Black Panther is out of the match! Jon Shocker races in, now that he is the legal man, and starts raining rights and lefts on Marcus Cameron, staggering him. Jon then clotheslines him down and shudders as he enjoys giving out the punishment. At ringside, Amy Chase waves the Dark Forces flag and cheers. We see Spikey Tiger making his way over to where she is standing and the crowd boos. Jon Shocker pulls Marcus to his feet and picks him up for a fisherman's suplex. Shocker goes for the pin. 1...2... Adin Vick breaks up the count. Shocker turns his back on Marcus Cameron and turns his attention to Adin Vick on the apron, grabbing him by the head, then falling and slingshotting him from the apron to the floor. Marcus rolls Shocker up from behind for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jon Shocker. Marcus tags Adin Vick in. Vick starts putting the boots to Jon Shocker. Vick stands Shocker up and starts landing rights and lefts to the head of Jon Shocker. Shocker falls back to the ropes and tags in Dos. Dos enters the ring and starts going at it toe to toe with Adin Vick. Vick rakes the eyes of Dos and then tags in Max Cameron.

Ricky Simms - No sign of Juan Gallegos here tonight.

Henry Lesher - No sign of the Minors here tonight either. I don't know what's going on here.

Max Cameron lands a series of rights and lefts to the ribs of Dos. Dos then picks up Max and lands a power bomb on him. Dos picks Max up and lands another power bomb and goes for the pin. 1...2... Adin Vick rushes in to leg drop Dos. Dos didges it and the leg drop hits Max Cameron instead. Dos tries again for the pin as the ref forces Vick out. 1...2...3! Max Cameron is eliminated and Marcus is the legal man, charging into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Each team has lost a man now.

Henry Lesher - Yeah this makes things really interesting as the numbers thin out.

Marcus picks up Dos and gives him a choke slam and goes for the pin. 1...2... Dos kicks out. Marcus then tags in Adin Vick while holding Dos open for a series of kicks and punches to the ribs. Vick then DDTs Dos to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... Dos kicks out. Vick then stands Dos up, whips him off the ropes and Dos ducks a clothesline. Dos lariats Vick to the mat and then tags in Slammer. Slammer heads into the ring fresh and ready to fight as he stomps away at Adin Vick. He stands Adin up, whips him into the corner buckle and then shoulder blocks him while he is there. Slammer then whips Adin off the ropes and gives him a spinebuster and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Adin Vick. Slammer stands Vick up. Vick thumbs Slammer in the eye and tags in Jon Shocker. Shocker enters the ring and starts landing rights and lefts on Slammer. He then picks Slammer up and gives him a Last Ride and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Slammin Jammin Inc has been eliminated!

Ricky Simms - Interesting turn here to see which team has to enter the ring by a predetermined order of things.

Henry Lesher - This is a very calculated match, indeed.

Ricky Simms - And I have word that this week's winners have to defend against the Flock next week.

Henry Lesher - Whose ass did they kiss for that right?

Dos enters the ring and starts trading punches with Jon Shocker as the tag teams continue to play their version of Ten Little Indians. Dos lands a dropkick on Shocker and then monkey flips Shocker into the corner. Dos picks Shocker up and gives him a vertical suplex. He then comes off the ropes and lands a knee to the throat of Shocker and tries for the pin. 1...2... Shocker kicks out to keep Dark Forces' hopes alive. Dos tags in Lightning. Lightning goes to the top rope and waits for Shocker to stand. He then lands a missile dropkick on Jon Shocker and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jon Shocker! Lightning stands Shocker up. Shocker rakes the eyes of Lightning and tags in Adin Vick. Adin charges into the ring and lands a dropkick on Lightning. He then stands Lightning up, whips him into the corner and drops his head for a backdrop. Lightning instead Pedigrees Vick to the mat and rolls him over for the pin. 1...2...3! Vick and Mabius have been eliminated! There is one Youthful Aggression team left in this match!

Ricky Simms - No more number game advantage for Youthful Aggression here.

Henry Lesher - The Flock must be loving this, knowing they get next week's title shot.

Lightning is ambushed by Marcus Cameron as he is then next man into the ring. Marcus picks Lightning up and sets him for a piledriver. He nails it and goes for the pin. 1...2... Lightning gets a foot on the bottom rope! Marcus Cameron slaps the mat in frustration and then stands Lightning up. Lightning then monkey flips Marcus and tags in Dos of the tag champions. Dos enters the ring and grabs Marcus by the hair and stands him up. Marcus rakes the eyes of Dos and then gives him a belly to back suplex. Marcus then stands Dos up and gives him another belly to back suplex, this time holding him there for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dos to keep the tag champs in this one. Marcus Cameron then puts Dos into a headlock and grinds it. Dos responds by whipping Marcus Cameron off the ropes and both men clothesline each other down. Marcus is rolling over and reaching for a tag almost immediately. Dos is a bit slower in moving. Cameron tags in Lightning. Lightning grabs Dos before he can make the tag and gives him a spinning neckbreaker. He follows this up with an Indian Deathlock. Dos refuses to give up even as the ref asks him. The crowd cheers the champ on to break the hold, but it is clear early that Dos is fading. Dos reaches for the ropes, but they are just too far away. Lightning tightens his grip and the champ fades. The ref checks the arm. It drops once. It drops twice. It then drops a third time. Los Especialistos has been eliminated!

Ricky Simms - We will have new tag team champions here tonight!

Henry Lesher - Nice hold by Lightning there. We are down to three men here.

Ricky Simms - Jon Shocker, Marcus Cameron and Lightning hold the keys here to the tag titles. Only one key will open the door and bring gold to their respective stable.

Henry Lesher - Safe to say Dark Forces has stormed into the stable war and this is the first shot of many to be fired.

Lightning is tired inside the ring as Marcus Cameron enters the fray. He starts putting the boots to Lightning as Dos is rolled out of the ring by the ref. Marcus Cameron stands Lightning up and whips him to the corner buckle. Marcus then grabs Lightning from behind and goes for a spinning neckbreaker. Lightning grabs the ropes, drops onto his back and rolls over, kicking Marcus in the mid section while he does so. Lightning then gets to his feet. Marcus charges and takes a drop toe from Lightning into the corner buckle. Ligntning rolls Marcus up for the pin. 1...2... Marcus kicks out of the pin. Lightning then pulls Marcus Cameron to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Marcus ducks a clothesline and then gives Lightning a belly to back suplex. Marcus goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lightning as the fans are on the edge of their seats. Marcus Cameron stands Lightning up and the two trade eye gouges. Marcus takes a spinning neckbreaker from Lightning. Ligghtning goes for the pin. 1....2... kick out by Marcus Cameron. Lightning then gives Marcus a leg drop and then jumps to the top rope and lands a Shock Wave on Marcus Cameron and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The last member of Youthful Aggression is aliminated.

Ricky Simms - Down to the last two here. Either Dark Forces or Northern Exposure will be the new tag team champions here.

Jon Shocker enters the ring and circles Lightning as Marcus Cameron rolls out of the ring. Amy Chase starts a chant for her team as Spikey Tiger starts a chant for his. The crowd cheers as the two lock up in the center of the ring. Lightning quickly whips Jon Shocker into the corner and then dropkicks him in the back. Lightning follows this up by slamming Jon Shocker's face into the buckle repeatedly as the crowd counts the shots. At fifteen, Lightning cinches Shocker up for a fallaway slam. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... Shocker gets his foot on the bottom rope! Lightning then stands Shocker up and whips him into the corner and then lands an inverted atomic drop on Shocker and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by Jon Shocker.

Ricky Simms - Shocker managing to stay alive here.

Henry Lesher - Dark Forces have a chance to win something big here to live up to their two week build up.

Shocker is rolled out of the ring by Lightning to where Spikey Tiger is waiting. Spikey looks ready to club Shocker with the flagpole until the ref warns him to do so would cost them the tag belts. The crowd cheers as Lightning heads out of the ring and stands Jon Shocker up. Shocker rakes the eyes of Lightning, then picks him up and drops him on the guard railing. Shocker then German suplexes Lightning on the floor before rolling him back into the ring. Shocker climbs into the ring while Spikey appears ready to club him across the back. Again he stops himself so he doesn't cost them the tag belts. Shocker stands Lightning up and whips him into the corner. Shocker then lands an Even Flow DDT on Lightning. He goes for the pin. 1...2... Lightning gets a foot on the bottom rope. Shocker then gets to his feet and picks Lightning up for a power bomb and then delivers the Time Bomb, rolling Lightning up for the pin. 1...2...3! Dark Forces have won it!

Ricky Simms - Huge win for the powers of darkness here!

The ref hands the belt to Shocker and then to Black Panther as he races into the ring and the two embrace. We have new tag team champs. Spikey Tiger gets into the ring and demands a title shot. Panther and Shocker look at each other and nod. They then accept the challenge before leaving the ring.

Ricky Simms - Apparently Northern Exposure have a verbal contract for a title shot. But when? Next week Flock get their shot.

Henry Lesher - I don't know, but I doubt that we will see much in the way of a match if Youthfdul Aggression aren't invited as well. I told you Dark Forces were getting into this full bore.

Ricky Simms - And you love that.

Henry Lesher - They are better than the alternatives and that's not saying much.

Backstage we see Ash with Leech next to Joe Davidson.

Joe Davidson - Well, Leech and Ash here have a shot at the tag belts next week and Ash has a shot at the World title later tonight in a hell in the cell!

Ash - Hell, who cares about next week? We have this week to deal with. This week it's me getting my chance to be the top guy and I don't intend to waste it.

Leech - The Flock is going to be at the top, so we'll let the Dark idiots have their moment for now. Tonight is about Ash here becoming the world champion.

Joe Davidson - Any words for the champ?

Ash - Yeah, sure. Dizz, here comes the green machine known as Ash. You haven't got a chance of keeping that strap.

The two Flock members leave as we head back to the ring.

Moose vs Demona Calaway vs Max Cameron

Henry Lesher - Well, this might be mildly entertaining if they don’t hold back and the blood flows quickly.

Ricky Simms - While I disagree about the tone, I do agree that the blood will flow early and often before this war ends.

Henry Lesher - Go on, admit it, you like the over the top violence.

Ricky Simms - Not true!

Henry Lesher - Sure, sure. Whatever you say, Blood-boy.

Ricky Simms - Not true! I do not want blood!

Suddenly, the lights go out, and “If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC begins to play. There is a sudden explosion of pyro from the entrance way matched by the crowd’s response, and The Moose walks out, wearing a shirt with E.O.S in spray painted letters over a picture of Australia. He slaps hands with fans that have the same shirt on as he walks towards the ring. He rolls into the ring, then hops up onto the second rope and poses as there is another burst of pyro from the entrance and the roof.

Henry Lesher - A man with a real chance, even if he thinks quoting from that boring cartoon series is witty.

AC/DC cuts out, and "I Want To Be A Writer" By Idlewild begins to play instead. From the still smoky entrance, Demona walks out, her usual black outfit enhanced by a pair of long dark red velvet gloves that reach from the fingertips to the elbow. She saunters down to the ring, into the ring then up on a second turnbuckle, looking out at the mixed response. She steps down, and turns around to find herself nose to nose, well, actually nose to chest with The Moose. The two stare at each other.

Ricky Simms - 15 inches and twice the weight, Moose physically towers over Demona.

Henry Lesher - And yet she took him to the limit before Dante ended their match.

Ricky Simms - We don’t know that Dante did that, I still think it was Reality.

Henry Lesher - Well, whoever it was did the public a favor.

The two are still staring at each other when the lights turn out, and Idlewild turns back into AC/DC, but this time “Hells Bells”. The spotlight focuses on the ramp, then the other side of the arena, then back to the ramp where Max and Maxine now stand. They walk down the ramp, the spotlight shining off the hardcore title over Max’s shoulder. Max pauses at the base of the ramp, and looks into the ring, where Moose and Demona are both staring at him. The lights come back up, and the music cuts out. Max still stares at Moose and Demona in the ring, not moving. He hands the title over to Maxine, who walks over to sit down next to the time keeper. The ref calls for the opening bell.

(ding ding ding)

None of the three wrestlers have moved. Max reaches under the ring, keeping eye contact with the two. He pulls out a 2X4, and tosses it into the ring in a high arc. Moose catches it easily. Max reaches under again, and pulls out a medium sized, “No Parking” road sign. He throws that into the ring as well, this time Demona catches it neatly. Max then reaches under the ring one more time, pulling out a trash can. He slides into the ring, and the three combatants circle each other warily.

Ricky Simms - Respect or Caution being displayed here Doc?

Henry Lesher - Boredom.

The scene is broken when Max charges towards Demona, the trash can in front of him. Demona responds by performing a spinning heel kick, nailing the trash can into Max who is knocked off his feet. As Demona lands, Moose quickly slams the 2X4 into her back, and as she falls to her knees, he does it again. He covers quickly, 1, Demona kicks out. Moose picks the 2X4 back up, and turns, still kneeling, to get a road sign shot to the skull. Demona kips up, and turns around and gets a dented trash can put over her head. Max, the man who put it there, begins to lay in several martial arts kicks to the sides of the can, then a drop kick, sending Demona down, the can still over her. Max then jumps and hits an elbow on the rising Moose. Max quickly mounts Moose and lays in a few punches before Moose clunks him in the side of the head with the 2X4. As Max rolls away to the ropes, Moose himself rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring. We see a look of disbelief cross Moose’s face, followed by an evil grin.

Ricky Simms - Why is he so happy?

Henry Lesher - I took the liberty of stocking under there a few, well, toys.

Ricky Simms - A hardcore match with weapons chosen by you? Oh dear god.

Henry Lesher - You called?

Moose pulls out a trash can with a variety of items inside it. He reaches in and grabs a pair of brass knuckles, pocketing them. He looks up, and pulls himself and the can out of the way of a baseball slide from Max. Moose grabs without looking from the can, and brings round the long object and slams it into the side of Max’s head. Unfortunately, it’s a French bread stick, and thus while shattering spectacularly, it doesn’t faze Max at all, who kicks Moose and hits a DDT on the mat. Max then pulls Moose up, arm wrenches Moose, then pulls him in for a DDT.

Ricky Simms - That’s Moose’s Unblinking Eye!

Henry Lesher - Oh grow up, it’s not like Max stole his car or anything, it’s just a relativity good move.

Ricky Simms - Like a French bread stick is a good weapon?

Henry Lesher - I was wondering where my lunch had gotten to.

Max rises again, turns around and manages to hit the thrown trash can away from himself, but can’t stop Demona hitting a Shoulder Block from the top rope to the outside. Max flies back, landing on top of the Spanish Announce table. Demona gets up, and hits a quick snap suplex on Moose. She then gets up onto the table, and pulls Max up. She licks her lips, and sets Max up for the Darkness Surrounding, but as she turns to hook up Max’s arms, she only gets one done as Max then spins, trying to throw her off. She holds onto the arm as she spins, and the two fly off the table, landing on the floor, Demona turning it into a super arm breaker.

Henry Lesher - Even if it was accidental, that was, mildly entertaining.

Ricky Simms - You may not like the man, but you have to feel for Max there.

Demona then rises a little unsteadily to her feet, and is suddenly hosted up into the air by Moose, who then slams her down, hitting The Moosedriver (version 1)! Moose pushes the spasming Demona over, and covers, 1, 2, Max kicks Moose in the head, breaking the count. Moose walks over slowly towards Max, who is still sprawled on the ground. But just as Moose gets close to Max, Max reaches out with his feet and turns, hitting a drop toe hold on Moose, sending him into the empty trash can. Max then reaches into the full can, pulls out a lead pipe and cracks it into Moose’s head. Max then crawls over and after a moment to compose himself, quickly locks in a Texas clover leaf on Moose!

Ricky Simms - That’s Max’s finisher!

The now bleeding Moose lets out a low, guttural cry of pain, as the ref checks on him. Max focuses on pulling on Moose’s legs as hard as he can, looking down. Moose raises his hand, and seems ready to tap, when Demona grabs Max’s arms, spins, lifts and slams, hitting Darkness Surrounding on Max. She pauses, a look of joy on her face, and then she leans back, bridging both herself and Max, his shoulders on the mat. The ref counts, 1, 2, a barbed wire wrapped fist suddenly slams into Demona’s face, breaking the count. We pan to find the fist belongs to Moose, who now grabs a 2X4, and puts the barbed wire around the wood. After a moment he seems happy, and stands. He stalks Demona, who is pulling herself up on the ring. She wipes away some of the blood now running down her face, and turns. Moose brings the barbed wire 2X4 down, but loses his grip as Max low blows him. Moose falls to his knees, clutching at his groin. Max begins to pull himself up as Demona picks up the barbed wire 2X4. She smirks, and pulls something out of her pocket. She then fiddles, and suddenly, the barbed wire wrapped 2X4 is now a flaming barbed wire wrapped 2X4. Demona holds the weapon like a baseball bat as the crowd roars.

Ricky Simms - This is dangerous, they are right in front of us!

Henry Lesher - Mildly entertaining. Pass the water jug please.

Both Max and Moose are rising, and as they both get to their feet, Demona swings. However, both Moose and Max duck, and Demona loses her grip on the weapon, and it flies out of her hands and into Lesher’s lap.

Henry Lesher - Dammit all to hell!

As Moose spears Demona and then lays in some punches, Ricky grabs the water jug and pours it over the 2x4 and Lesher’s lap, putting the fire out. Lesher sits there for a moment, breathing heavily. Max then grabs the now empty glass jug from Ricky’s hands and smashed it over the back of Moose’s head. Moose falls down and covers Demona, 1, 2, Demona kicks out.

Ricky Simms - Well, what do you say Doc?

Henry Lesher - Look at what you’ve done to my suit! It’s ruined!

Ricky Simms - You ungrateful…

Max pulls Demona up, only to be met with a rake to the eyes. Demona then kneels down to pick up a weapon, and Moose spears where she had been, slamming into Max. The two men fall to the ground, trading blows. Demona looks at the Singapore cane in her hands, then at the two men. She looks under the ring, sliding the cane like a sword through a loop on her outfit. She then pulls out a big cloth bag as Moose gets up, pulling Max up long enough to hit him with a Double Arm DDT, putting him down again. Moose then looks over at Demona, who is standing in the ring, the bag in her hands. Moose wipes away some blood, then enters the ring. The two of them stare at each other once again, this time with a good couple of meters space between them. Demona smiles in an evil way, and Moose shrugs, then makes a bring it motion. Demona then calmly upends the bag, pouring the thousands and thousands of thumbtacks all over the mat. She ensures the bag is empty, then tosses it away. She now makes a bring it motion.

Ricky Simms - She’s still got that cane remember.

Henry Lesher - Forget that, I’m still wet, where’s a towel boy when you need one?

Moose suddenly charges, running through the thumbtacks. He goes for a clothesline, Demona does too, and the two bounce of each other, neither falling. They pause, and Moose chops Demona across the, um, chest. She responds in kind. The two continue to trade chops, and while neither falls down, they do slowly walk out of the thumbtacks. The two then begin trading jabs, both working the cuts each has. Suddenly, they both turn, and as Max comes flying in, trying for a double cross body from the top rope, they both grab him and hit a double arm drag on Max, sending him into the thumbtacks, to a huge pop from the crowd. Moose drinks up the cheers, Demona goes for the gingerly applied cover, 1, 2, Moose punt kicks her in the ribs to break the count. She rolls over some tacks and falls out of the ring, the cane falling out of the loop. Moose goes to cover Max, but stops. He then hops out of the ring, just as Max sits up, throwing the handful of tacks he had after Moose. Moose pulls Demona up, and puts her on his shoulder and turns, running towards the back with Demona over his shoulder, the ref in tow. Max gets up, runs over to the time keeper and grabs his belt and also gives chase.

Henry Lesher - Come back, you didn’t get to the C4!

Ricky Simms - You sick, sick man.

After a moment of a crowd shot, we go to a backstage shot, where Moose is looking around. He then sees a window. He quickly moves Demona around to his front, then falls back, hitting a fall away slam through the window. In theory. Because the window doesn’t break, and Demona bounces off, slamming into the ground with a nasty sounding crack. Moose pulls her away from the wall and covers. After a moment, the ref catches up to them and counts, 1, 2, Demona kicks out. Moose looks at the ref, and holds up 3 fingers. The ref shakes his head, and says 2. Moose then turns Demona over, and locks in an anklelock. Demona doesn’t cry out, but her face is a crimson mask of agony. She bites down on a handful of her hair, but doesn’t tap out. Moose slides down, turning the hold into more of a leg bar, but this puts him in perfect position for Max to calmly drop a title belt reinforced elbow into Moose’s face, breaking the hold. Max screams at Moose, showing him his arm, which still has several tacks in it.

Max Cameron - YOU SEE THIS? YOU’LL FUCKING PAY FOR THAT!

YOU TOO BITCH!

This is said to Demona, who is crawling over to a marked off area. We see that in this area some construction is going on. Demona reaches for a shovel that is sticking out of some sand, but Max runs over and grabs it first. He spins around and goes to slam it into her head, but she moves. Max tries again, and once again she moves. He then steps on her, putting his foot across her face, pushing it to the side. He then brings the shovel down across her head. It makes a loud clang as it connects with the top of Demona’s head, and the side of Max’s foot. As Demona spasms a couple of times, Max hops around, shouting gibberish. He then covers, 1, 2, Moose just manages to dive and break up the count. All 3 wrestlers lay there, blood pouring from Moose and Demona’s heads, and from all over in Max’s case, as the crowd starts a ‘HOLY SHIT’ chant on principal.

Henry Lesher - Why is construction going on during a PPV anyway?

Ricky Simms - This arena was really messed up, it’s still not 100% fixed yet.

Henry Lesher - And was there no-where else in this backwater we could have held it?

Max is the first one to rise, favoring his left foot. He grabs Moose, and he half walks half drags Moose into the construction area. A worker tries to stop him, but Max pushes him into a wall. The two of them reach the main area of work, where some concreting is being done. Max then goes to slam Moose’s head into a concrete mixer, but Moose blocks it and slams Max’s head into it instead. Moose then holds Max’s face into the machine as it spins, using it to grind away the top few layers of Max’s skin. After a few seconds, Max manages to punch Moose in the balls, and Moose staggers back, close to the still wet concrete. Max rubs his bright red face, giving himself a long thin cut. He looks at his hand, and pulls out a couple of tacks. He picks up a sledgehammer, and swings low. Moose jumps over the blow, but Max then swings it back, cracking the back of Moose’s kneecap. Moose cries out and falls like a wounded deer. Max lets out a battle cry, and turns, then somehow ducks and hits a drop toe hold on the charging Demona, who had been going for an axe handle blow. She falls, her arms splating in the wet concrete. Max then pushes the double fist into the concrete with the sledgehammer, pushing it until the concrete covers Demona’s hands completely.

Henry Lesher - Well, that puts Demona out.

Ricky Simms - But Max has lost his sledgehammer, it’s stuck.

Indeed, Max tries to pull the sledgehammer out, but can only drag it around in the concrete, he cannot pull it out. He then throws his hands up in disgust, and turns, only to get some sand to the eyes from Moose. Moose looks at Demona.

Moose - Better luck next time babe.

Moose then drags Max away from the struggling Demona, and the ref has no choice but to follow them, as do we. We leave the construction area, and Moose Irish whips Max into a wall, then glances around. After a moment, he seems to make a decision, and the two once again begin to walk.

Ricky Simms - Moose seems to have some purpose in his stride.

Henry Lesher - Wake me when he gets there then.

But as soon as Lesher says this, Moose grabs Max’s throat and hits a chokeslam, slamming Max into a floor that is about waist level to where they were standing. With a quick view change, we see that they are in a loading dock. Moose climbs up onto the new level and covers. The ref counts while still standing on the bottom level, 1, 2, Max kicks out. Moose seems incredulous as the ref climbs up onto the top level. Moose then pulls Max up and hits a Timebomb, then staggers over to a refreshment table. He grabs a bottle of water from the container, and opens it, pouring it over him, washing away most of the blood. He tosses the bottle away and takes a bite out of one of the donuts on offer. He then holds the donut in his mouth as he upends the table, and folds it up. He drags it back to Max, who is kneeling, and coughing up a mixture of blood and phlegm. Moose then slams the table into Max’s head, and Max falls back down. Moose resets the table up, and drops it down on the bottom level. Moose then drags a thumb across his throat, and pulls Max up. He puts Max up in the DVD position, but Max flows around and turns it into a bulldog, Moose’s head slamming off the cement. Max rolls Moose over and covers, 1, 2, Moose gets a shoulder up. Max seems very irate.

Ricky Simms - What will it take to put either of these two away?

Henry Lesher - I bet some C4 could do it, and wouldn’t you know, there is some under the ring…

Ricky Simms - Will you shut up about that?

Max slaps Moose’s head a few times, while taking in some deep breaths. Max then kneels, pulls Moose’s head up, and locks in a simple dragon sleeper. Moose struggles, but quickly goes limp. The ref pulls Moose’s hand up once, it falls down. The ref pulls it up again, it falls a second time. The ref pulls it up a third time, and lets go. It reaches up and rakes Max’s eyes. Max lets go, and Moose slowly rises. Max also stumbles to his feet. The two lock eyes, and stand there for a moment. Then Max charges. Moose goes for a spinebuster, but Max jumps around Moose and locks in a waist lock from behind. Before he can do anything with it, Moose elbows him in the head, then spins around into a waist lock of his own. He lifts Max up into a reverse gorilla press slam, Max facing the ceiling, but Max struggles and Moose tries to take a step to steady himself. However, this means both their weight is momentarily on Moose’s right leg, which buckles and Max falls on top of Moose. Max rolls over and grabs hold of Moose’s pants, pulling his legs up for the cover, 1, 2, Moose just gets a shoulder up. Max screams loudly, rubbing his hip. Max grabs hold of Moose’s legs, and pulls himself up, seemingly going for the clover leaf, but as he leans down to hook the legs properly, Moose grabs him by the hair and pulls him into a roll up, 1, 2, Max kicks out. Moose rises and reaches into his pocket, and feels around. And feels around some more. He looks at Max, reaches for Max’s pocket, but stops, and just methodically punches Max several times in the groin. He then pulls Max up and staggers over to the edge of the dock, where the table is still waiting. Moose then looks into Max’s glassy eyes.

Moose - Moosedriver Time, Bitch.

Moose then stands up, and pulls Max up. He lifts Max up into DVD position, facing away from the table. He goes to turn, but never makes it, as out of nowhere Demona rises from the lower level and slams her concrete covered axe handle hands into the groin of Moose. Moose turns a shade of puce and falls to his knees, but somehow has the wits to slam Max down in a modified F-U. Demona scrambles up onto the top level, and clubs Max in the face with the block of concrete. She then hooks Moose’s neck, and after glancing behind her, she jumps off, nailing a sort of Super Flashback, pulling Moose down through the table.

Ricky Simms - That’s it, Moose is dead.

Henry Lesher - Ah, but with a small amount of C4, that would have been so much more-

Ricky Simms - SHUT UP!

Demona covers Moose, but as the ref goes to jump down, Max kicks him in the leg just enough that he loses his balance, and he falls down, slamming into the floor face first with a loud thump. Demona looks up at Max, her face a mask of hatred. Max, who is now kneeling, gives her the finger. She gets up and walks over to where he is, but before she can swing, he jabs at her, the brass knuckles shiny against the blood on his fist. She pulls back, then spots a tech hand nearby. She glares at Max, and walks over to where the guy is quickly, not taking her eyes off Max. She gets to the guy who looks half scared and half worshipping.

Demona Calaway - Assist in the removal of this now unnecessarily constricting mass.

It takes a moment for the guy to realize what she means, and he grabs hold of the block of still wet concrete. She pulls, and her arms come out from the gloves. She pats him on the head like a dog, and turns, and sets off at a sprint towards Max, who has gotten Moose on a moving tray and is pushing him along. Max sees Demona coming towards him, and he speeds up. But Demona is fresher, and catches up with him, grabbing him from behind and hitting a Facebuster, slamming Max’s face into the handle of the mover. She then hits a neckbreaker on the floor. Max shakes around a little. She shoves him onto the mover, and begins to push both Max and Moose along.

Ricky Simms - Where is she taking them?

Henry Lesher - To a ref perhaps?

Demona then ducks under a curtain. We change views to find that Demona has pushed the two of them back to the entrance way. Demona then lets go of the trolley which begins to roll of its own accord down the ramp, but slowly begins to turn until about halfway down it skids to a halt and tips over on its side, sending Moose and Max rolling down a little further the ramp. Demona walks down, ignoring the still loud fans, and kicks Max on the way past before quickly locking in the Demonic Possession on a formerly moving Moose. After a moment, a ref runs out, the hardcore title belt in his hand. He runs down and immediately looks at Moose, who has turned purple. The ref raises Moose’s hand once, it falls down. The ref raises it again, it falls down. The ref raises it a third time, but before the ref can drop it, the brass knuckled fist of Max comes down onto the top of Demona’s skull. The three wrestlers all collapse in a big pile, covered in sweat, blood and concrete specks. The fans begin to cheer, not for any one of them in particular, but for all of them.

After a moment, the pile begins to move, and The Moose claws his way out of the pile. He coughs, and takes a few deep breaths. He then crawls, or more accurately slides down to ringside. He then crawls over the black mats and looks under the ring. After a moment, he pulls out a table. He is about to set it up, when he looks at the table. Around the table is ringed several amounts of....

Henry Lesher - C4! Now things are really going to get interesting!

Ricky Simms - This is bad.

Moose looks around, as if asking what the hell? But he stands the table up on its end, resting it against the ringpost. He then walks over, and pulls up Max. He drags Max over, and picks him up, and prepares to Moosedrive him into the table, but he reconsiders. He puts Max down then picks him back up in the traditional DVD position, and makes a few twists at his hips, seemingly preparing for an F-5. Satisfied with the set up, he turns to hit the move when out of nowhere, Demona runs full pelt into Moose with a shoulder tackle. Moose loses his grip on Max who drops down, while Demona and Moose run into the table, which explodes in a ball of fire. After the smoke clears, Demona and Moose lie motionless. Max coughs, sits up, then collapses, putting an arm over Moose. The ref counts, 1, 2, 3.

Ricky Simms - And Max wins one hellacious match to keep his title.

Henry Lesher - Ah, bliss.

The ref then motions to the back, and several medical people come out and see to all 3 competitors, as the crowd gives all 3 a standing ovation.

Ricky Simms - Wow, I am in shock.

Henry Lesher - I am ready for more.

Backstage we see Shannon Skanes with Night Dweller. They have just watched the hardcore match.

Shannon Skanes - Helluva match up.

Night Dweller - Hardcore to the Max, so to speak. You happy with the way things are going tonight?

Shannon Skanes - You can ask me about it when the whole thing is done.

King of the Pay Per View Match

There is no music as twelve competitors make their way to the ring and set foot inside the ring. We are left to wonder at Baby as she slowly makes her way to the ring, not appearing to be quite with it. She is a trooper for even being out here. Inside the ring stands Casanova, Max Cameron, Fallout, Scavenger, Spikey Tiger, Tiffany, Ebony, Pyro, Baby Calway, Marcus Cameron, Gothic Angel and 6Pac Dudley. The bell sounds and the match is on.

Ricky Simms - This match was changed last minute due to the fact many of the wrestlers involved have other matches here tonight and due to the fact so many are entered into it.

Henry Lesher - And because the CWA is full of whimpy bookers afraid of pushing people like Moose, Demona and Max just pushed themselves.

Ricky Simms - So what we are left with is a Battle Royal to decide who rules Backdraft.

The bell sounds and the match is underway as all twelve battle. Baby is picked on right away by Ebony who starts hitting her in the head and neck. Gothic Angel then plants a kick square to the chin of Ebony almost sending Ebony out of the ring. Scavenger battles Casanova in the corner as Fallout stalks Scavenger. Fallout grabs Scavenger by the feet and lifts him up and over the top rope, thereby causing him to hit the floor and eliminating him.

Ricky Simms - Early shower for Scav.

Henry Lesher - Not a real shock there. Fallout played it smart.

Casanova trades shots with Fallout as we see Spikey Tiger trying to get Marcus cameron over the top rope. 6Pac goes to help and takes a shoulder block from Max Cameron. Max then tries to toss 6Pac out to no avail. 6Pac holds onto the ropes. On the other side of the ring, Ebony and Gothic Angel grapple near the ropes. Pyro charges at them and Gothic Angel dodges him and Ebony is knocked out of the ring by Pyro. Ebony hits the floor and is eliminated. Pyro celebrates briefly until Tiffany lands a series of punches and kicks on Pyro. Gothic Angel grabs hold of the still hurt Baby Calaway. She tries to toss her over the top, but Baby holds onto the top rope and stays on the apron.

Ricky Simms - The defending queen nearly eliminated there.

Henry Lesher - That would be a crime. Speaking of assaulting women, where's Romeo?

Marcus Cameron battles Spikey in the corner, but Fallout decides to help Spikey and tosses Marcus over the top and to the floor. Fallout then starts in on Spikey, but takes a double axe handle to the back from Casanova. Casanova then tries to toss Fallout over the top, but Fallout catches the top rope, head scissors Casanova and tries to pull him out. Instead, Casanova plants his feet and pulls Fallout back in so as to prevent himself from being eliminated. Spikey charges Fallout. Fallout pulls the top rope down and Spikey falls over the top to the floor and is eliminated. Falliut and Casanova start trading shots. Max Cameron and 6Pac Dudley choke each other in the corner. Neither man is willing to give an inch here. Gothic Angel battles Pyro as baby Calaway steps back into the ring. Baby is then mashed into the corner as Fallout tosses Casanova into the buckle. Fallout then shoves casanova over the top rope and eliminates him and starts in on Baby only to be placed in the Huggle.

Ricky Simms - Poor Baby Calaway in there against these monsters. She is in no shape to fight.

Henry Lesher - She hit the ring. She knew the risk.

Gothic Angel grabs the hair of Baby Calaway and tugs it but is grabbed from behind by Tiffany who gives Gothic Angel a German suplex. Tiffany then stands Gothic Angel up and tosses her over the top rope and to the outside. Gothic Angel is eliminated.

Ricky Simms - We have half the field eliminated now.

Henry Lesher - And the Eternal Nightmares still get to dream of winning this.

Pyro attacks 6Pac and Max Cameron in the corner, breaking their stalemate, choke fest. Pyro helps Max toss 6Pac over the top. 6Pac lands on the apron and avoids hitting the floor. Baby Calaway then places Pyro into another Huggle. Max Cameron grabs Baby by the hair and pulls her off of Pyro. As he does so, Tiffany attacks him with a series of rights and lefts. 6Pac steps into the ring as Pyro snaps mares Baby off his back. Fallout then attacks Pyro with a series of kicks to the back. Fallout turns Pyro around and takes a jawbreaker from Pyro. Pyro follows this up with an atomic drop. He then superkicks Fallout in the jaw which sends him flying over the top rope and to the floor. Baby Calaway gets to her feet and looks dazed as 6Pac tries for a roundhouse kick on Max Cameron. Max side steps it and the superkick lands square on the jaw of Baby Calaway. Baby tumbles over the top rope to the floor and is eliminated. She again doesn't appear to be moving.

Ricky Simms - The defending queen is gone.

Henry Lesher - The tragedy is having Fallout eliminated.

Ricky Simms - I knew you were going to say that.

Max Cameron and Pyro double team 6Pac while Tiffany opts to stand in the corner and not get involved. They then whip Max off the rope and try for a clothesline that 6Pac ducks. 6Pac then superkicks Pyro in the jaw and then tries the same on Max. Max catches the foot of 6Pac and turns him around and atomic drops him into a spear from a recovered Pyro. Pyro then picks 6Pac up and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Before Pyro has a chance to celebrate this, Tiffany charges and shoulders Pyro over the top rope. This leaves Tiffany and max as the final two contenders for the title.

Ricky Simms - Here is where the rules change. This now becomes a standard match.

Henry Lesher - Which will be brutal for Max considering what he has been through tonight.

Ricky Simms - That is the truth. Max has been through hell. It is amazing he was able to stand for this match. The sick part is after this he has one more match tonight.

Henry Lesher - No one asked him to wrestle four times tonight. If he wants to play God it's his call.

The two circle each other in the middle of the ring. Tiffany clotheslines Max out of nowhere. She goes for a quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. The lights then go out. We hear a thud inside the ring and some scurrying about. The lights come up and we see a confused Tiffany standing over an out cold Max Cameron. At ringside we see a broken cinder block. We can only hazard a guess about who came out. Tiffany shrugs and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Tiffany wins and yet again we have a Queen of the PPV!

Ricky Simms - For the second time in three weeks a mysterious cinder block attack and I sense it's not Dante.

Henry Lesher - Then we have a copycat criminal and that's the worst kind.

Inside the ring, Max is attended to again by medics. He may be dead before the night is out... Backstage we see Dex Cooper with Charley MacAdam.

Charley MacAdam - What a night and the big match for you guys is yet to come!

Dex Cooper - True words, Charles. Tonight Northern Exposure takes out the trash when we face off against Youthful Aggression and The Foundation! Now I am here to tell you all that match is all signed, sealed and delivered.

Charley MacAdam - And you're not worried about the Noah Skanes factor?

Dex Cooper - Nah, that punk bitch is there to take revenge on Wren's thugs. This is a match for the legends of hardcore, chump!

Dex gives Charley a dirty look and then walks away humming to himself.

Dizz vs Ash vs Q

“Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park as Dizz makes his way down to the ring. He gets a warm welcome, one that only he could get from being the world champ, as he enters the cell and slides under the bottom rope. Dizz stands there basking in the cheers of the many as "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system. Out walks Leech with huge smile on his face. He walks half way down the ramp and signals for someone to follow. Ash emerges from the back with a determined look on his face. He just walks past Leech with no look of sincerity, nor a look of acknowledgance on his face. He just enters the cell, and stares down Dizz. Dizz and Ash not even waiting for Q to enter start fighting. Ash takes down Dizz with a double leg takedown, as Q jumps over a barricade and enters through the crowd.

Ricky: Well all three contenders are out here for this exciting matchup.

Henry: As exciting as it may be, I think I may get some beauty rest.

Ash starts laying in punches as Q enters the ring. Q grabs Ash around the neck and pulls him off of Dizz, he then slams him to the mat in a rather rough manner leaving Dizz looking up at Q in disbelief. Q extends his hand as if to help Dizz up, as Dizz just sits there not sure what to do. Dizz reluctantly takes the hand of Q who then introduces the heel of his boot to Dizz’s face in light of the heart warming moment. Q laughs as Ash is back on his feet.

Ricky: Dizz didn’t see that one coming.

Henry: You MUST be joking!

Q grabs Ash in a front face lock getting ready to suplex, as Dizz jumps up. Ash reverses the first attempt at a suplex and begins to lift for one of his own. Ash pulls Q up and gets kicked directly in the spine by Dizz. Q is dropped, again lauging at what has been presented towards him. Dizz runs forward and hits a bulldog on the stunned Ash as, Q turns his sights to him.

Ricky: All three of these men seem to be out for blood here tonight.

Henry: Seems more like Q is just toying with them, but maybe he’s just stupid.

Q grabs Dizz in a crossface, and DIzz counters with a jawbreaker, that sends Q to the mat for the first time this match. Dizz stands up, and gets met with a super kick from Ash. Dizz falls to the mat after the impact as Leech bashes his hands into the mesh on the outside trying to get some fan support for ash. Ash picks up Dizz, and DTT’s him right to the mat very aggressivaly. Ash returns to his feet just to get taken down really fast by a flying forearm by Q.

Ricky: This just keeps going back and forth, I dont know who will win.

Henry: Isn’t it obvious?

Ricky: You act like you know.

Henry: No, I’m just not stupid.

Meanwhile in the ring Q, Dizz, and Ash are all on their feet exchanging blows, none of the three showing any signs of backing down. Leech paces around the ring a few times, wanting to be a big part of this match. Q is wobbling from being the middle man in this slug fest, recieving hits from both sides. Dizz and Ash lock hands and take down Q with a large double clothesline. Dizz holds on and yanks Ash towards him, and drops him to the mat with a lariat as well.

Ricky: This is wrestling at it’s best folks, this is what wrestling should be. The bookers made a good choice here. I could wa-

Henry: Just shut up and watch the match!

Dizz wastes no time and pulls up Ash, as Q slowly starts getting to his feet. Dizz places ash in a piledriver like maneuver as ash fights for control. Ash starts to convert the pile driver into a back body drop, as Q runs up and takes down Dizz with a clothesline. Ash turns right around to recieve a Q-Jumper that plants him right on top of Dizz. Q makes the cover, and uses Dizz on the bottom for leverage. The ref makes the count. 1...2...3!

Ricky: We have a winner!

Henry: From the looks of things this isn’t going to end here.

Ash back at his feet after the count, can’t believe what has happened. He gets in Q’s face starts yelling at him. Dizz back on his feet once again, attacks Ash from behind. Leech witnessing this storms into the cell. Q slowly backs off from the other two as DIzz mounts Ash on the ground and starts punching. Leech sneaks in behind Q and reverse DDT’s him to the mat.

RIcky: This match is over, but I don’t think anything is going to stop Leech from getting payback for the whole broken ankle thing.

Henry: Maybe he’s just pissed because he wasn’t involved.

Ash and Dizz, continue to fight as officials emerge from the back. Leech trows Q to the out side of the ring and he connects with the mesh. Ash gets control over Dizz, and starts laying in some punches of his own. The officials run in and try and seperate Leech and Q. Ash pulls Dizz to his feat, and prepares for the Cashing. The officials have completely seperated Dizz and Q, as Leech is yelling allot of obscenities at Q, obviously upset about this outcome.

Ricky: We need more officials.

Henry: Heresy! I want to see them bleed!

More officials run into the cell and break up DIzz and Ash. Ash just relaxes as he gets pulled back into the corner. Leech breaks free of his binding and spears Q up against the steel mesh. Q on his back starts punching Leech in the face, as the officials move in again to restrain. Q gets pulled out of the Cell by officials as Leech just stands there swearing. We then see backstage that Shelia is jumping around like an idiot because her stable mate is champ. She is then approached by Samantha Johnson.

Samantha Johnson - You appear to be quite happy to see a stable mate win here tonight.

Shelia Lavin - Yes, very happy. Samantha, either you leave or I'll break glass over your head. You're spoiling the mood.

That ends that interview. Samantha backs off, leaving Shelia to continue her celebrating.

YA vs NE vs Foundation

Ricky Simms - Thanks for joining us for another explosive CWA Pay-Per-View! We have reached our explosive main event!

Henry Lesher - Why are you thanking them? They should be thanking us for gracing their pointless lives with all this action.

Ricky Simms - Either way, it’s time to get our first match underway.

Henry Lesher - Oh joy.

Ricky Simms - As you can see our two special referees are already at ringside, Noah Skanes will keep track of the action inside the ring.

Henry Lesher - And that hussy, Kelly Buchanan will be outside the ring.

Ricky Simms - As you all know this match will be a triple threat elimination match, with 4 men or women per team.

Henry Lesher - You know I’ve seen pornographic films with that same set up.

The "Here Comes The Money" Theme, begins to play as Giovanni Mabius steps through the curtain, and with diamond incrusted platinum cane he makes his way to the ring, to await the rest of the participants. As Mabius hits the ring, his music ends and "Downfall" by Trust Company begins to play. As the music kicks in Adin steps out from behind the curtain wearing a black tank top with white shorts on. He comes down the ramp to the music and as he gets to the bottom he circles the ring once and then climbs into the ring through the middle ropes. Once inside the ring, he stands next to Mabius and they both await the rest of their team. The lights go out as a spotlight focuses at the top of the ramp. As the guitar riff of AC/DC’s Hells Bells start to play and the bells toll the spotlight moves to another side of the arena. Once the last bell tolls the spotlight goes back up to the top of the ramp and the music kicks in as max comes out from behind the curtain and walk toward the ring. As he climbs into the ring, his music fades. Only to be replaced by Pool Of Fears By Scars of Life. As the music plays a ring of fire surrounds an opening in the stage. Slowly a platform rises up with Pyro standing in the middle. The flames extinguish and Pyro walks to the ring, and joins his teammates.

Ricky Simms - Well Youthful Aggression is in the ring, and they look ready.

Henry Lesher - Gee, did you have to go to college to be able to figure things like that out?

Before Ricky can answer, Balls to the Wall by Fozzy begins to blare over the P.A. System. Stepping out from behind the curtain Twisted slowly turns his head and looks out at the raucous crowd with a somber smile. Clenching his fists, Twisted raises his hands in the air and then beats hard on his chest while letting out a silent scream before running full tilt down to the ring. Sliding into the ring, he stands up and takes a position where he can watch the other team, and the entranceway at the same time. As Balls to Walls fades, it is replaced by, This Means War by Busta Rhymes and Ozzy. Wren SilverPhoenix strides out from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the ramp. Looking out at the crowd, Wren raises her arms and gives the crowd the bird as she whirls around spitting her trademark silver mist into the air. As the shimmering mist falls to the ramp, Wren runs full tilt down to the ring and slides in. After performing a series of painful looking martial arts stretches, Wren stands next to Twisted and waits. As Wren’s music fades out, "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly blares replaces it over the sound system. Slammer and Jammer pop out from behind the curtain with arms outstretched and grins a mile wide on their faces. Running down to the ring, and climb into the ring where they stand next to the rest of their team.

Ricky Simms - Two teams down, one to go.

Henry Lesher - Finally master remedial math huh.

Once again Ricky is cut off, as Eye of the Tiger blasts through the speakers and yellow pyro shoots into the sky. Tiger enters through the curtain, and stands there waiting for the rest of his team.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Spikey Tiger is playing it smart.

Henry Lesher - Guess that college education didn’t teach you the difference between being smart and being a coward.

Again Ricky is cut off, this time as 416/905 (T.O. Party Anthem) blares and there is a huge pop from the crowd. Lightning and PB FUBU step through the curtain, and wait next to Tiger, as their music fades. As soon as 416/905 fades it is replaced by SouthTown by POD, and 6Pac steps through the curtain. As the crowd chants Northern Exposure, the 4 men look at each other, and then charge the ring. As Tiger stops at the bottom the ramp, Lighting and FUBU go left, while 6Pac goes right. And while 6Pac and Lighting stop on the sides of the ring, FUBU covers the fourth side, and as a single unit all four men slide into the ring, except FUBU.

Ricky Simms - And it’s on!!!

Henry Lesher - About time!

FUBU reaches in and grabs Jammer’s legs and drags him outside, where he lands on his face. Pyro charges at the now entering Spikey and before Tiger can get up, Pyro starts laying in the boots. Wren charges at Max, and drops him to the mat with a heart punch, before dropping an elbow. Slammer and Lighting pair off, and start trading blows, as their respective partners do the same outside the ring. 6Pac gets whipped in the ropes by Adin, but is able to reverse it, and he sends Adin spilling to the outside. Twisted and Mabius start trading blows, but 6Pac breaks it up with a huge bulldog to Mabius, who rolls out of the ring. Pyro jumps onto the second rope nearest Spikey, and attempts a Springboard leg drop, but a thunderous punch from Twisted sends 6Pac stumbling back, where he bumps into Pyro, causing him to fall to the outside. Quickly Twisted hits a clothesline, causing 6Pac to go over the top rope and hit the floor. As Wren stands up from the elbow she dropped on Max, Max is able to also get to his feet. Max quickly grabs Wren by her hair, and slams her to the mat, before he starts laying in the boots. Tiger gets to his feet, only to be met by Twisted, and those two start trading punches. While this happens Slammer and Lighting continue to trade blows, but Lightning gets the upper hand, or feet in this case as a lightning fast dropkick causes Slammer to spill over the ropes. Quickly Lightning follows him out to continue laying on the punishment. As Max lays in the boots, Wren grabs the incoming foot, and while twisting it stands gets to her knees. While Max is shocked by this turn of events, Wren gets to her feet, and nails Cameron with a step over heel kick, sending him against the ropes. Quickly following the kick up, Wren nails a dropkick over the ropes, while Tiger and Twisted continue trading blows. Wren rushes over to the two men, and nails Tiger with a low blow, allowing Twisted to grab him, and set him up for a power bomb.

Ricky Simms - Oh my God, it looks like Twisted is going to Power-Bomb Spikey over the top-rope!

Henry Lesher - This should be great!

As Twisted attempts to toss Tiger over the ropes, Tiger is able to flip over backwards, and somehow land on the apron, while grabbing Twisted by the neck. And just as quickly, Tiger lifts Twisted up, and suplexes him over the top rope, and to the floor.

Ricky Simms - THAT WAS AMAZING!

Henry Lesher -Yeah sure whatever you say Ricky.

Before Tiger can get back into the ring, Wren nails him with a Savate kick, causing Spikey to spill to the floor where he lands on top of Twisted. As Wren celebrates, she turns around only to get caught by a Hard Knock Life from 6Pac, who was able to climb up the turnbuckles amid the confusion.

Ricky Simms - And looks like we finally have just two in the ring.

Henry Lesher - But certainly not because of our so-called referees.

Outside the ring, Kelly with the help of Noah who is shouting from inside the ring, gets the rest of the competitors to their corners. 6Pac picks Wren up, and attempts a body-slam, but she slides down behind him, grabbing his head, and driving his back into her knee, Christian style before locking in a Dragon Sleeper. As she tightens the hold, she screams at Noah, who finally hears her, and turns around to check 6Pac for the submission.

Henry Lesher - Looks like we’re going to have our first elimination.

Ricky Simms - Nope!

FUBU rushes into the ring, and breaks the hold with a double axe handle to the back of Wren, before heading back out of the ring.

Henry Lesher - Blantant cheating!

Ricky Simms - And since when did you become a stickler for the rules.

Henry Lesher - Silence Ricky!

Wren makes a tag, bringing in Max Cameron, who proceeds to work on the legs of the prone 6Pac, with a series of stiff kicks to the knee. Finally after 6 such shots, he grabs the legs and hooks 6Pac in a Boston Crab. Wrenching back, Max applies a immense amount of pressure.

Ricky Simms - That’s it 6PAc’s gotta tap now!

Henry Lesher - Doubtful Ricky, one of his little buddies will break the hold most likely.

Sure enough FUBU rushes in and drops Max with a boot to the face.

Henry Lesher - See.

As FUBU heads out of the ring, 6Pac attempts to crawl towards his corner, but Max quickly tags in Pyro, who drags 6Pac back to the center of the ring. Once there he slaps the Walls of Jericho onto 6Pac, while Noah checks for the submission.

Henry Lesher - Now he’ll tap.

Struggling with all he’s got 6Pac pulls himself and Pyro towards the ropes.

Henry Lesher - TAP! TAP I SAY!!

Ricky Simms - Calm down Doc, you’ll have a heart attack.

Finally after a few seconds 6Pac is able to reach the ropes, ropes that happen to be close to The Foundation’s corner, and there he slaps the boots of Twisted. Seeing this Kelly points it out to Noah, who declares it a legal tag, and Twisted gets in the ring. A stiff punch to the back of Pyro’s head breaks the hold, and 6Pac rolls out of the ring. AS Pyro is on his knees, Twisted scoops him up, and slams his down with a sidewalk slam, before quickly getting back up. Pyro pulls himself up, as Twisted waits. Finally when Pyro is back up, Twisted puts him back down with a boot to the face, or tries. For Pyro miraculously is able to counter, and deliver a capture suplex on Twisted.

Henry Lesher - Now that’s what you call a suplex.

Ricky Simms - Yes it was a picture perfect capture suplex.

Pyro stands up, and heads for the ropes, but unseen by him Twisted starts to get up. As Pyro reaches the top rope, Twisted rushes up to cut him off, and the two start trading blows on the top turnbuckle, on the one neutral corner.

Ricky Simms - These two are in no mans land.

Henry Lesher - Shush, this is going to be good.

With one final blow, Pyro is able to send Twisted crashing to the mat, and quickly follows it up with 450 splash.

Ricky Simms - 450 SPLASH! It’s just amazing that a man Pyro’s size can do that move.

Henry Lesher - Amazing to the small minded of course.

Pyro makes the cover, and Noah starts the count.

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And at the last second, Jammer breaks the cover, by pulling Pyro off Twisted, and nailing a double armed DDT on Pyro, before rolling out of the ring.

Ricky Simms - So close to our first elimination, and look 6Pac has made it back over to his corner.

Henry Lesher - Good for him, but more importantly both legal men are down.

Pyro crawls towards his corner, as Twisted attempts to get up. Finally as Twisted pulls himself to his feet, Pyro is able to tag in Adin Vick, as Twisted slaps Lighting in the face.

Ricky Simms - Now that was just insulting.

Henry Lesher - Ah, but Mr. Goody Two Shoes, Noah Skanes has ruled it a legal tag.

Lighting steps in to the ring, as Twisted laughs at him and heads back to his corner. This enrages Lighting, who charges after him, and dropkicks him in the back of the head, sending over the rope and knocking down all of his team except for Wren. Adin seizes the opportunity, and rushes Lighting as he stands up, and drops him back down with a Clothesline From Hell. Quickly he picks up the fallen Lightning, and drives his head into the mat with a powerful DDT.

Ricky Simms - Adin Vick is just putting the punishment on Lightning.

Henry Lesher - Mmmm, yes isn’t it great.

Grabbing up Lightning, Adin sets him up for a power bomb, but Lighting is able to turn it into a hurricanrana, driving the much larger man’s head into the ground. Getting up with amazing speed, Lighting rushes towards the corner, as Adin gets up. Just as Lightning reaches turnbuckles Adin charges after him, but Lighting is quicker. Lighting runs up the ropes, and then pushes off delivering a thunderous kick into the face of Adin.

Ricky Simms - Lighting Kick!! Lightning Kick!!

Henry Lesher - For all the good it did, Adin’s already getting back up.

Seeing this, Lighting rebounds off the ropes, and nails Adin in the knee with a modified missile dropkick, knocking Adin down. Kipping up Lighting rushes back to the ropes, and rebounds again, this time coming off in another dropkick to Adin’s face, sending Adin onto his back. Now with speed born of desperation, Lightning runs to the turnbuckles, and hopes up on them RVD style. Without signaling he leaps off into a Shooting Star Press.

Ricky Simms - Shock Wave!!!

Lighting connects with his finisher, and goes for the cover, as Noah makes the count.

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Henry Lesher - And Giovanni Mabius makes the save!

Ricky Simms - You seem happy about that.

Henry Lesher - Can’t have those idiots in Northern Exposure getting the first elimination.

Giovanni grabs Lightning, and plants him with a vicious choke slam, while Adin stands up. As Noah intercedes and sends Giovanni back to his corner, Adin picks up Lightning, and hoists him up on his shoulders. Smiling at the rest of his team, Adin spikes Lightning’s head into the mat with his patented Death Valley Driver.

Ricky Simms - Death Valley Driver!!

Henry Lesher - You know if this kid wants to really get places he’s going to have to rename that move.

Ricky Simms - Regardless, Adin with the pin attempt.

Adin does in fact cover Lightning as Noah makes the count.

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FUBU rushes into the ring.

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But Max Cameron cuts FUBU off with a stiff punch to the face.

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Ricky Simms - Lightning’s been eliminated!!

Henry Lesher - One idiot down, way too many to go.

Noah orders Max back to his corner, and as FUBU is already in, him and Adin start exchanging blows.

Ricky Simms - What’s FUBU thinking? Adin is almost a foot taller than him, and double his weight!

Henry Lesher - He’s not thinking Ricky, morons don’t do that.

Each shot, FUBU lays on the big man, Adin just laughs off. Finally Adin levels FUBU with a stiff shot to the head, and poses over him. FUBU swiftly brings a foot up into Adin’s groin, and rolls away before Adin falls on him.

Henry Lesher - More blatant cheating.

Ricky Simms - Yeah, yeah.

Noah admonishes FUBU, who just shrugs and claims it was an accident, before rebounding off the ropes, delivering a Rolling Thunder to Adin, and going for the pin.

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Ricky Simms - Adin powers out.

Henry Lesher - What? You expect that sorry move to get a pin? Please.

FUBU quickly stands, and rebounds off the ropes, and as Adin gets to his knees, FUBU puts him back down with a flying clothesline. Quickly FUBU stands drops a knee into the leg of Adin, only to stand and do it again. Then quickly standing again he grabs Adin’s leg and lifts up, before driving the knee into the mat. He repeats this a few more times.

Ricky Simms - Smart wrestling from FUBU, he’s gotta take the big man’s legs out so he can’t walk.

Henry Lesher - And let me say I’m surprised that somebody of FUBU’s obvious lack of mental acumen can figure out to do that.

Ricky Simms - He’s smarter that you think.

Henry Lesher - But still dumber than a turnbuckle.

FUBU rushes to the neutral corner, and climbs up the turnbuckles, where he waits. As Adin stands, albeit tentatively on his injured leg FUBU flys off the ropes in a cross body block, but Adin is able to catch him. Hoisting the smaller man up, Adin sets him up for a Death Valley Driver.

Ricky Simms - Looks like another DVD!

Henry Lesher - And as Freddie Mercury said, another one bites the dust!

But before Adin is able to plant FUBU, FUBU shifts his position, and with an amazing mix of speed and power brings Adin down in a reverse DDT. And quickly standing FUBU runs to the nearest set of turnbuckles, and climbs up. With a quick signal to the fans, he comes off in a Senton Bomb.

Ricky Simms - CN TOWER BOMB!!

Henry Lesher - But did you see, as he was leaping off, Slammer made a blind tag on him.

Sure enough that’s what happened, and Noah saw it. So as FUBU makes the cover, Noah explains what happens, and Slammer steps in. Cursing FUBU exits to his corner, as Slammer starts laying the boots in on Adin. Pulling Adin up, Slammer kicks him in the gut, and nails a Front Face Lock Drop, driving Adin’s face into the mat. Slammer then signals towards Jammer, and applies the Camel Clutch to Adin, while his partner climbs onto the second rope.

Ricky Simms - You know what’s coming.

Henry Lesher - Busted Bank?

Ricky Simms - Wrong team!

Henry Lesher - I know that!

As Slammer wrenches back, Jammer does a dropkick into Adin’s face, busting him wide open. And as Jammer rolls out of the ring, Noah checks for the submission.

Ricky Simms - SLAM N JAM!!

Noah lifts Adin’s arm once, and gets nothing.

Again Noah lifts Adin’s arm, and get’s nothing.

And the third time, Adin still doesn’t respond, and Noah declares Adin unconscious, and thus eliminated.

Ricky Simms - That’s the second elimination of the match.

Henry Lesher - Amazing.

Ricky Simms - What?

Henry Lesher - That you can count. Tell me what comes next?

Ricky Simms - Oh, I’d say Giovanni Mabius, to avenge Adin’s elimination.

As Noah rolls Adin out of the ring, and Kelly signals for the medics, Giovanni rushes at Slammer, and blindsides him with a clothesline. Quickly picking up the fallen man, Giovanni spins him around and plants him with a pile-driver, before going for the pin.

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Wren dives in to break up the pin with a leg drop across the back of Giovanni’s head. And after standing and delivering a stiff boot for good measure, she smiles sarcastically at the surprised Giovanni, and exit’s the ring. With a leap, Slammer attempts to tag in Jammer, but Giovanni grabs his leg with a last ditch effort and pulls him back. Standing up, and pulling Slammer up with him, Giovanni drops him back down with a with an Underhook Over the Shoulder Face First Powerbomb.

Ricky Simms - That’s one hell of a move!

Henry Lesher - Now that’s wrestling!

Giovanni attempts the pin again.

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Slammer is able to get his feet on the ropes, and Noah stops the count. With much frustration, Giovanni stands up, and points at Max and signals for him to go up, while he locks in a Dragon Sleeper on Slammer. Max climbs the ropes, and sails off of them with an elbow drop. But a millisecond before he can connect, Slammer breaks the hold, and Pyro slams into Giovanni.

Ricky Simms - Good mat awareness on the part of Slammer.

Henry Lesher - Amazing luck is more like it.

As Giovanni rolls over to extract himself from his partner, Slammer nails a Springboard Vertical Splash, landing in a sitting position on Giovanni. Noah makes the count, while Max rolls out of the ring.

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Ricky Simms - Giovanni kicks out!

Frustrated, Slammer runs towards the ropes, and as Giovanni stands he rebounds off of them. Unfortunately for Slammer, Giovanni is able to scoop him up in Death Valley Driver position, and this time he signals at Pyro.

Ricky Simms - Now this can’t be good.

Henry Lesher - Sure it can, watch.

As Giovanni delivers his version of the F-U, he quickly stands, and Pyro comes flying off the ropes, covering about half the ring, and nails a 450 leg drop.

Henry Lesher - See! The Hit followed by The Ignition, the very definition of teamwork.

As Giovanni makes the cover, Pyro rolls away.

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Ricky Simms - And we have our THIRD elimination!

Henry Lesher - Yep you could say Slammer was slammed right out of this match.

Ricky Simms - But you shouldn’t.

Henry Lesher - Hey I said you could say it.

Spikey Tiger rushes into the ring, and starts laying boot after boot into the still trying to stand, Giovanni.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Spikey’s trying to capitalize on Giovanni’s tiredness.

Henry Lesher - Even when you’re trying to be insightful, you still sound like a moron.

Spikey, lifts up Giovanni, and whips him towards the ropes, but instead of letting go, he pulls him back, and delivers a picture perfect Belly to Belly Suplex. Both men roll up to their feet, though Spikey does so a tad faster, and is able to capitalize on that. Quickly grabbing Giovanni, Spikey knocks him back down with a clothesline, but Giovanni gets back up. Spikey hits another clothesline, but Giovanni gets back up. And for a third time Spikey hit’s a thunderous clothesline, and Giovanni springs right up. Spikey then kicks Giovanni in the gut, and hit’s a DDT to powerful, the impact is heard around the arena.

Ricky Simms - Now that’s a DDT that would Jake “The Snake” Roberts proud!

Henry Lesher - Ah yes impress a crack addict, that’s real hard to do.

Spikey, rebounds off the ropes, and delivers a huge boot to the side of Giovanni’s head. He then runs towards the ropes again, and attempts the same thing, but Giovanni rolls out of the way, and up to his feet. Spikey turns to counter, and Giovanni grabs him and whips him towards the ropes. When Spikey rebounds off, Giovanni plants him with a power slam, then jumps up, and dives towards his corner to tag in Pyro. Pyro runs in and starts laying punches into Spikey who’s attempting to stand. Pyro grabs Spikey, and grabs him around the waist. Quickly turning around while lifting up Spikey, Pyro plants him with a Spinebuster Slam, before heading up the nearest turnbuckles, and signaling for his finisher.

Ricky Simms - Here comes The Ignition.

Henry Lesher - And there goes Spikey!

As Pyro comes off the ropes, into his 450 leg drop, Spikey is able to roll out of the way at the last moment. Leaping towards the nearest manned corner, he tags in Jammer, and rolls out of the ring. Jammer seeing that Pyro is down and in pain, leaps ropes and hit’s a Springboard Knee Drop across the back of Pyro’s head.

Henry Lesher - Now that Ricky is how you enter a match.

Jammer is on fire, as he stays on his knees and lays fist after fist into Pyro’s head. Jumping up to his feet, Jammer drops a quick leg onto Pyro’s head, and jumps back up. Jammer then stands back up, and takes a couple of steps back, and watches as Pyro attempts to stand. As Pyro reaches his feet, Jammer nails a Springboard Side Kick knocking Pyro back down. Attempting to keep Pyro down, Jammer runs at the ropes, and comes off with a Springboard Elbow on the back of Pyro’s head. Quickly rolling Pyro over, Jammer makes the cover.

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Ricky Simms - And Max dives in to break the count with a dropkick to Jammer’s head.

Jammer rolls off of Pyro, as Wren enters the ring, and heads after Max. But Noah cuts her off, and while his back is turned, Max drags Pyro back to their corner and steps out of the ring. Finally Noah gets Wren out of the ring, and turns just in time to see Pyro tag in Max.

Ricky Simms - Blatant cheating by Youthful Aggression.

Henry Lesher - Nope just good teamwork.

Max charges in and is met by the now standing Jammer with a series of stiff right hands, that rock Max. Jammer then kicks Max in the stomach, and nails a Snap Suplex. Jammer floats over and goes for the pin.

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Ricky Simms - Jammer kicks out.

Henry Lesher - You expected a pin after that? Yep you just get dumber and dumber don’t you?

Jammer jumps up as Max attempts to stand, but before he can get to his feet, Jammer dropkicks his knee out from under him. Jumping up Jammer, starts laying kicks into the leg of Max. After a few of those kicks, Jammer applies a Standing Leg Lock, and applies the pressure.

Ricky Simms - Look at the pressure Jammer’s applying.

Henry Lesher - Look at how bored I am.

Noah checks for the submission, but Max fights against the hold. Jammer leans in to talk some shit, and Max reaches up, grabs his neck, pulls down Jammer into a roll-up, thus breaking the hold. Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - Jammer kicks out!

Henry Lesher - And Max is in control.

Limping slightly, Max lifts Jammer up, nails a Belly to Belly Knee Breaker, and Jammer is down, holding his leg. Max grabs the injured leg of Jammer, and drives the knee straight into the mat, and again this time with his foot behind the knee. He follows that up with quick knee to the thigh, and attempts to go for a Standing Leg Lock, but Jammer is able to kick Max, pushing him away. Jammer attempts to crawl to his corner, but Max grabs him and drags him away. Max, still holding the leg, laughs, applies his finisher.

Ricky Simms - Texas Clover Leaf!

Henry Lesher - See you later Jammer, say hi to Slammer.

Wren charges into the ring to attempt to break the submission, but Pyro nails her with a Springboard Dropkick from the outside. Noah checks for the submission, as Pyro kicks at Wren. Suddenly Giovanni rushes in, but only gets cut off by Twisted with a clothesline.

Henry Lesher - Well both The Foundation and Youthful Aggression are in the ring, and look at Northern Exposure just stand there and laugh.

Ricky Simms - Well none of their team is involved in this situation.

As Max wrenches back the hold, Noah asks Jammer one more time if he submits. While Twisted tosses Giovanni outside, and Wren is forced to exit as well.

Ricky Simms - Jammer tapped!

Henry Lesher - That’s number 4 eliminated.

Ricky Simms - And here comes FUBU!

FUBU charges in and drops Max with a neck breaker. Straddling Max’s chest, FUBU let’s loose with a flurry on punches. Standing up FUBU goes to drop the elbow, but Max rolls out of the way, and tags in Wren.

Ricky Simms - Wren’s in!

Henry Lesher - Ya think?

Wren climbs the turnbuckles, and leaps off driving FUBU’s face into the mat with a huge bulldog. Quickly getting up, Wren pulls FUBU up, and nails a Cradle Suplex.

Ricky Simms - Shades of Curt Henning with that suplex.

Henry Lesher - Who?

Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - FUBU kicked out!

Wren quickly gets up, and starts laying shots into the temple of FUBU, who is getting up, driving him back to his knees. Quickly grabbing FUBU’s arm Wren whips him into the ropes, and nails a standing side kick into his face, but FUBU grabs the leg, spins her around and delivers a amazing stunner. FUBU then scoops up Wren, and drops her across his knee.

Ricky Simms - Great Backbreaker by FUBU!

Henry Lesher - If you say so.

Fubu picks up Wren, and whips her into the corner, and follows her in with a Splash. He follows that up with a series of forearms to her face, before lifting her up and setting her on the top turnbuckle. But out of nowhere Wren nails a tornado DDT on FUBU. Pulling herself up, she points to the turnbuckles and starts climbing up. As she climbs up, FUBU stands up groggily, and Wren launches off the turnbuckle, and nails a hurricanrana on him.

Henry Lesher - That’ll knock some sense into that moron!

Wren makes the cover.

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6Pac jumps in to attempt the save.

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Ricky Simms - 6Pac wasn’t in time, and we have one more elimination!

Henry Lesher - Good, and now Youthful Aggression has the advantage.

As Wren stands up, 6Pac starts unloading stiff right hands into her face. And then whips her into the ropes, but as she rebounds she slaps the shoulder of Pyro, but still gets a Drop Toe Hold from 6Pac. As Pac stands, Pyro blindsides him with a forearm to the back of the head, causing 6PAc to fall to the mat. Pyro picks 6Pac up, and sets him up for a Powerbomb, but 6PAc reverses it into an X-Factor, with Pyro’s face landing on 6Pac’s knee.

Ricky Simms - BOTTLE SMASHER!!! OUT OF NOWHERE 6PAC NAILED THE BOTTLESMASHER!!

Henry Lesher - Whoopie!

6Pac goes for the cover.

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Ricky Simms - Giovanni Mabius makes the save!!

As Noah forces Mabius back to his corner. 6Pac lifts Pyro up, and nails a face-first pile driver on Pyro, and again attempts the pin. Noah makes the count.

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Max Cameron rushes in.

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Spikey leaps in and cuts Max off with a clothesline.

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Ricky Simms - And 6Pac has eliminated Pyro!!

Henry Lesher - Pure luck, and now every team is even.

Noah sends Spikey back to his corner, as Max stands, picks up 6Pac and nails a Hammerlock Slam on the weakened 6Pac. He then pulls him up, by an arm and whips him into the turnbuckle. Max then rushes in and jumps on 6Pac with a Bronco Buster. Getting off 6Pac, Max then proceeds to lay the boots into him, only to stop and pick Pac up. Max then whips 6Pac into the ropes, but 6Pac has enough presence of mind to tag Twisted as he hit’s the ropes. But not seeing this, Max power slams 6Pac when he comes off the ropes, and makes the cover.

Ricky Simms - Noah refuses to count, since 6Pac isn’t the legal man.

Henry Lesher - Wow, I’d be amazed if I cared.

Twisted nails a boot on the back of Max’s head, and as Max rolls off 6Pac, Twisted keeps it up. Raining a series of thunderous boots on Max’s head, 6Pac rolls out of the ring.

Ricky Simms - Look at the twisted look on Twisted’s face.

Henry Lesher - He said without a trace of irony.

Twisted then grabs Max’s legs, and plants him with a Face First Wheelbarrow Power-Bomb, and rolls him over onto his back before making the cover. Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - Max kicks out!

Twisted stands, and pulls Max up, before whipping him at the turnbuckles. Twisted runs in, but Max lifts his boot and nails Twisted in the face. Max then quickly sits up on the top rope, and nails Twisted with a Hurricane DDT, driving his head into the mat with a sickening thud. Max then grabs Twisted and starts laying the boots into his thigh.

Ricky Simms - That’s a good way to Charlie horse a leg.

Henry Lesher - So’s this.

Lesher punches Ricky in the leg.

Ricky Simms - Ow! Don't make me drop you again, old man.

Henry Lesher - See what I mean? No need to take it personal, you idiot.

Ricky Simms - Just call the match.

After laying in five of those kicks Max drags Twisted to his corner, and tags in Giovanni. Max then lifts Twisted, and lays him across his knee, as Giovanni climbs the ropes, and comes of with an elbow across Twisted’s chest. Quickly rolling him over and making the cover.

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Ricky Simms - Twisted gets his leg on the rope!

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Henry Lesher - Looks like Noah didn’t see it.

Ricky Simms - But Kelly did.

Kelly informs Noah of the foot on the ropes, and Noah reverses his decision. Giovanni jumps up pissed off, and gets into Noahs face, as Twisted stands up. As Noah and Giovanni argue, Twisted sneaks up on Giovanni, and nails him with a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep. Standing up, Twisted keeps a hold of Giovanni’s leg, and applies a Leg Twist. Standing back up, Twisted repeats it a second time, followed quickly by a third Leg Twist. Finally letting go Twisted backs off as Giovanni holds his knee. Turning around, Twisted taunts Max, as Giovanni weakly grabs Twisted tights, and rolls him up. Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - Quick kick out by Twisted.

Henry Lesher - Well Ricky you could pin a Schmelk with a weak move like that.

Both men stand, but due to Giovanni’s knee Twisted is faster and able to plant Mabius with a Side-Slam. Getting to his feet, Twisted proceeds to continue working the leg of Giovanni with a series of stiff kicks. Twisted then applies an Inverted STF, and applies the pressure as Noah checks for a submission.

Ricky Simms - And this is why Twisted was working that knee.

Henry Lesher - Like you know anything about good wrestling.

Ricky Simms - I was a pretty good wrestler in my day.

Henry Lesher - Don’t lie Ricky, I’ve seen tapes of you wrestling, and there’s a good reason why you’re commentating now.

Ricky Simms - Because I retired.

Henry Lesher - Keep telling yourself that.

As Noah checks for the submission, Giovanni stretches his hand out, and Spikey makes the tag. Twisted quickly breaks the hold, and stands up, but Spikey leaps up on the turnbuckle and drops him with a Missile Dropkick. With amazing speed, Spikey kips up, and starts laying the boots into Twisted. Scooping Twisted up, Spikey plants him back down with a thunderous Belly to Belly Suplex, and stands back up. Pulling Twisted back up, Spikey whips him into the ropes, and runs in nails him with a fore-arm smash, causing Twisted to fall down in a sitting position. Spikey then starts laying the boots to him again before backing up, and driving a knee into the face of Twisted.

Ricky Simms - Spikey’s just laying in the punishment.

Henry Lesher - Yet it’s not as bad as listening to you talk.

As the crowd starts to cheer, Spikey raises his arms and basks in the adulation for a second, but as he does that Twisted starts to stand. Running at Spikey, Twisted hits him from behind with a clothesline.

Henry Lesher - See Ricky, you got to ignore the fans, paying attention to idiots is never a good idea.

Twisted leaps over, and tags in Wren, who climbs up the turnbuckles and waits for Spikey to stand. As he does so, she leaps off and nails an impressive flying tornado DDT, driving Spikey’s head into the mat. Standing up Wren backs up, and waits for Spikey to stand, and when he does she kicks him in the gut, and nails a huge Face-Buster, and quickly rolls him over to make the cover.

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Ricky Simms - Spikey kicks out!!

Henry Lesher - And Wren is one pissed off lady.

Wren stands, and runs to the ropes as Spikey starts to rise. As he gets to a knee, Wren rebounds off, and nails Shinning Wizard driving him back down. She then stands, and pulls him up and goes for a suplex, but Spikey reverses it. But as he gets her up, Wren is able to break free, and land on her feet behind him, as Spikey turns around Wren lays him out with a Standing Side Kick. Wren quickly makes another pin attempt.

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Ricky Simms - And Spikey Tiger has been eliminated!

Henry Lesher - That’s leaves 6-Pac all by his lonesome, I love it!

Max enters the ring, and goes for a stiff punch, but Wren ducks it and dropkicks him in the knee. As he drops to his other knee, Wren starts laying in punches on Max’s face.

Ricky Simms - Wren is on fire!

Henry Lesher - Menopause?!

Finally after about six punches Wren drops Max all the way down. She heads for the turnbuckles, and waits for Max to stand. Once he does, she comes off in a Cross Body Block, but Max catches her, turns it into a Power-slam, and goes for the cover.

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Ricky Simms - Wren kicked out!!

Henry Lesher - Good for her. Hey I’m going to get a soda, you want anything?

Ricky Simms - No.

Henry Lesher - Good, see you in a few minutes.

As Lesher gets up and leaves the announcing booth, Max picks up Wren, and puts her back down with a DDT. He quickly heads for the turnbuckles, climbs up and goes for a Senton Bomb. But just before he hits Wren rolls out of the way, and stands up as Max writhes in pain. Climbing up to the second turnbuckle, Wren comes off in a leg-drop, and makes a cover.

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Ricky Simms - Max kicks out!!!

Wren stands, and as Max pulls himself up, she whips him into the turnbuckles, but he reverses it. Quickly following her in, Max lifts her up, and climbs up also. As Max cinches her up for a Super-Plex, Wren struggles and finally reverses it.

Ricky Simms - Amazing Super Front-Plex by Wren!

Wren rolls Max over and goes for the cover.

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Ricky Simms - MAX KICKS OUT!!!

Wren is super-pissed now, and pulls herself up. After laying in a couple of kicks to Max’s head to keep him down, she stands on his side, and nails a standing moonsault, across his back. Standing up again, she pulls Max up, and nails a wonderful looking Salto Suplex. She then stands and walks over to her corner where she tags in Twisted. As he enters the ring, Max stands, but Twisted runs at him and Spears him. Landing on top of him, Twisted starts laying in the punches, before standing up. Pulling Max up, Twisted puts him back down with a Chickenwing and Facelock Suplex. Twisted then stands up, backs off and waits for Max to stand. As Max does so, Twisted runs in and goes for a Big Boot, but Max side steps it, and German Suplexes Twisted. Pulling himself up, as Twisted stands the two charge each other, and start trading punches, but Max puts an end to that with by raking Twisted’s eyes. Ignoring Noah’s warning, Max kicks Twisted in the gut, and drives him face first into the mat with a Underhook Leg Face Driver. Max then rolls Twisted over and goes for the pin.

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Ricky Simms - Twisted kicks out!!

Kneeling Max starts laying furious punches into Twisted’s temple, and after a few of those shots, Noah starts the count.

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Max punches Twisted.

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Max punches Twisted.

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Max punches Twisted.

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Max stands, pulls Twisted up, and whips him into the ropes. As Twisted rebounds off, he nails Max with a desperate forearm driving Max to the ground, before Twisted collapses. Slowly both men stand, they start making it towards their corners. Max reaches his first and tags in Giovanni who charges at Twisted, and reaches him inches away from his partner. Grabbing Twisted by his leg, Giovanni drags him back towards the center of the ring, lifts him up, and plants him with a Crossed Arms Thunder Fire Power-bomb. As Giovanni pulls Twisted back up, Twisted is able to deliver a low blow, that Noah doesn’t see. Giovanni falls to his knees, and as both men are in that position they start trading blows. As they trade blows both men stand, and Twisted whips Giovanni into the ropes, and catches and tosses him with a Belly to Belly Over the Head Suplex. Turning around, Twisted drops an elbow on Mabius, before making the cover.

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Ricky Simms - Giovanni kicks out! I’m telling you folks you only get action like this from the CWA.

Twisted stands, and lifts up Giovanni. He whips Mabius towards the ropes, but pulls him back at the last minute, and goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Giovanni ducks it. As Twisted turns around, Giovanni nails a ¾ Face Lock Bulldog, landing on his back as he does so.

Ricky Simms - I’m telling you Dallas Page couldn’t have done that better!

Giovanni sits up, and points at his own head as if signifying his superior intelligence, before standing up. Turning around, he’s met by an already standing Twisted, who immediately applies an Iron Claw to Giovanni’s head.

Ricky Simms - Twist of Cain!!!

As Twisted applies the pressure, Noah checks for the submission as Giovanni is forced to his knees. Twisted keeps applying more pressure, as Noah once again asks Giovanni if he submits. But instead of submitting Giovanni breaks the hold with a punch in Twisted’s guts. Giovanni then stands, lifting Twisted up on his shoulders as he does so. Giovanni goes for The Hit, but Twisted is able to land on his feet, and as this surprises Giovanni Twisted turns and nails a quick DDT.

Henry Lesher - Would you believe they’re all out of Diet Coke? So what’d I miss.

Ricky Simms - A lot of exciting action.

Henry Lesher - Somehow I doubt it.

Twisted picks Giovanni up and locks him up for a Inverted DDT, before signaling for Twisted Morality. But as he lifts Giovanni up, Giovanni flips all the way over Twisted, grabs his shoulder and spins Twisted around. Quickly kicking Twisted in the gut, Giovanni lifts him up for his finisher, and nails it.

Ricky Simms - THE HIT!!

Henry Lesher - You know I’m almost mildly impressed.

Giovanni makes the cover, and Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - Twisted has been eliminated!!

Henry Lesher - That gives the advantage to Youthful Aggression, now if they can just get rid of 6-Pac, I’ll have no problem with who wins.

Ricky Simms - What’s your problem with 6-Pac?

Henry Lesher - He’s a moron.

As Twisted rolls out of the ring, and Giovanni stands up 6-Pac enters the ring, and drops him with a vicious bulldog. Grabbing Giovanni by the head, 6-Pac pulls him up, and pplies a standing head scissors and grabs Giovanni around the waist. 6-Pac then lifts the Mabius up so he is over 6-Pac’s shoulders. From there, 6-Pac places both their arms under the arms of Giovanni and extends his arms out as far as they can. Then 6-Pac pulls down on the Mabius’ upper body, flipping him over so his is falling face first towards the mat. On the way down, 6-Pac hooks the Giovanni's head in a front face lock and falls to the mat, driving him head first into the mat.

Ricky Simms - Impressive Crucifix Power-bomb DDT from 6-Pac!!

Henry Lesher - It was alright.

6-Pac rolls Giovanni over and goes for the pin.

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Ricky Simms - Max Cameron off the top rope with an elbow across the back of 6-Pac’s head to break the count!!

Henry Lesher - That’s good teamwork there.

Max then stands, and lifting 6-Pac up applies a front face lock on him and throws 6-Pac’s near arm across his shoulders. Max then grabs the 6-Pac’s near leg and hooks it. Then lifting 6-Pac so his is upside down, Max shifts 6-Pac so they are in front of his body. Max then sits down and drops 6-Pac straight down so they land on their head.

Ricky Simms - And Max just put 6-Pac’s lights out with a Cradle Suplex, through the legs Piledriver!

Henry Lesher - I’m telling you Ricky if Mabius can make the cover there is no way 6-Pac is kicking out after that.

As Max turns around he is met by an airborne Wren who leaps off the top rope and plants Max with a Top Rope Somersault Neck-breaker.

Ricky Simms - Whoa! Wren just came out of nowhere with that? Why’d she save 6-Pac?

Henry Lesher - Simple you simpleton, without 6-Pac it’s just her against Mabius and Max, better to weed out one of those two and make it even.

As Wren stands, she’s met by a now risen Giovanni who kicks Wren in the gut, and applies a standing head scissors. He then grabs her around the waist, and lifts her up so she is over the hiss shoulder. He then puts one arm on Wren’s chest and flips her over so she lands face first on the mat.

Ricky: Impressive Face-First Power-bomb!!

Henry Lesher - You gotta wonder if she’s going to need plastic surgery after a move like that. And if so, I can arrange a discount.

Quickly, Giovanni goes to cover 6-Pac, and Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - 6-Pac kicked out!! Amazing!!

Henry Lesher - If he paid me 100 bucks, I might say I was impressed.

Giovanni is looking pissed, as he stands up and lifts 6-Pac up. While he starts laying a couple of fore-arm shots into the back of 6-Pac, Wren and Max make their ways back to their respective corners. Giovanni then lifts the 6-Pac up in the air as if for a back drop but instead of tossing him over, he pushes him up in the air when he is horizontal. As 6-Pac falls to the mat, Giovanni punches him in the stomach.

Ricky Simms - What a vicious shot from Giovanni!

Henry Lesher - HAHAHA! That was just beautiful.

Giovanni lifts 6-Pac up, and grabs him with both hands by the neck. Quickly lifting 6-Pac up as high as he can, Mabius falls back throwing 6-Pac over his head. But with amazing presence of mind, 6-Pac is able to land on his feet, and before Giovanni can stand 6-Pac turns and drops a knee in Giovanni’s face. 6-Pac then quickly stands, and runs towards the turnbuckles, leaps up onto the top one, before coming off in a Moonsault.

Ricky Simms - Picture perfect Dudleysault!

Henry Lesher - Yes if that picture was in moronic wrestlers weekly.

Unseen by everyone, but Kelly, Wren had tagged 6-Pac on the leg. So as Kelly shouts this fact to Noah, Wren jumps up on the turnbuckles, and comes off with a Somersault Leg Drop, across Giovanni’s throat. As Noah instructs 6-Pac to head back to his corner, 6-Pac just shrugs and smiles. Wren quickly gets to her feet, and sits Giovanni up, and locks in a Hammerlock with a Step over Arm-bar. As she applies the pressure, Noah checks for the submission. While this is going on Max enters the ring and goes to drop an elbow on Wren’s back, but she breaks her hold on Giovanni and dodges out of the way, causing Max to nail his partner. As Max stands and turns around looking at Wren in shock, she nails a Super Kick that just levels Max.

Ricky Simms - Wren’s just taking it to both members of Youthful Aggression!

HenryLesher - You sound surprised Ricky, are you a sexist?

Ricky Simms - No.

Henry Lesher - Sure you’re not.

As Max rolls out of the ring, Wren turns to find Giovanni waiting. He grabs her up in a Fireman’s Carry position, and signals for the F-U, but Wren is able to switch positions, and take him down with a reverse DDT. Quickly she stands and crosses the Giovanni’s arms on his chest and slides one of her legs under them and kneels down so she’s kneeling on Giovanni’s chest and his arms are trapped between the Wren’s one leg. She then grabs both of Giovanni’s legs and pulls them up and applies a standing figure four with her arms.

Ricky Simms - Crossed Arms with Standing Figure Four Cradle applied by Wren, and Noah makes the count.

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Ricky Simms - Giovanni kicks out!!! Somehow he kicked out of that!

Henry Lesher - Well he does out weigh her by about 110 pounds, and I guarantee that is mostly muscle.

Extremely pissed Wren stands, and waits for Giovanni to do the same. As soon as Giovanni stands, Wren puts him back down with a Spinning Heel Kick, stands, grabs Mabius, and locks in The Phoenixity. As she applies the pressure Noah checks for the submission.

Ricky Simms - This is it, it’s all over for Giovanni!

Henry Lesher - Not so quick.

Max charges into the ring, but before he can get there 6-Pac leaps off the top rope, sails over Wren, Giovanni, and Noah, and drops Max with The Hard Knock Life.

Ricky Simms - 6-Pac just took Max out with his version of a Missile Dropkick, but why?

Henry Lesher - Simple you idiot, for the same reason Wren did earlier.

Giovanni struggles to get to the ropes, but just inches away Wren uses all her strength and applies more pressure forcing Giovanni to tap.

Ricky Simms - Giovanni tapped!

Henry Lesher - And now it’s all even.

Max Cameron enters the ring and stands face to face with Wren, a former stable mate. The crowd cheers as they sense that the end is near in this match. Wren knife edge chops Max and Max stands there and takes it. He dares her to do it again. She then knife edge chops him twice before eye gouging Max and sending him into the corner. Max moves out of the way as Wren charges in for a shoulder block. Wren's shoulder hits the corner hard as Max tags in 6Pac. 6Pac climbs to the top rope, waits for Wren to reach her feet and lands a missile dropkick on her before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. 6Pac tags in Max Cameron, whips Wren off the ropes and Max levels her with a roundhouse kick. Max goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Wren has been eliminated!

Ricky Simms - And then there were two.

Henry Lesher - I have seen so many eliminations I keep waiting for bad dubbing and Japanese people getting knocked around by people with bad hair and horrible suits.

6Pac and Max stand face to face. 6Pac shoves Max. Max shoves 6Pac right back. 6Pac lands a right hook on Max. Max lands a right hook on 6Pac. 6Pac eye rakes Max. Max eye rakes 6Pac. 6Pac then kicks Max in the mid section, then delivers a stiff forearm to the head. 6Pac picks Max up and gives him a power bomb and goes for the pin. 1...2... Max manages to get a foot on the bottom rope. 6Pac whips Max off the ropes. Max ducks a clothesline. Max kicks 6Pac in the back, turns him around and picks him up for a suplex, which he turns into a DDT part way up and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Max Cameron wins!

Henry Lesher - Told you 6Pac was an idiot.

Ricky Simms - Youthful Aggression wins the longest match we have had all year! Max Cameron was in 4 matches here tonight! The man is a machine!

Henry Lesher - And, best of all, 6Pac didn't win.

Ricky Simms - Thanks for joining us for Backdraft. It was worth the wait!

We fade to black as Max Cameron collapses in the ring.