Insurgence - March 12th, 2006

We see Jason Knight making his way towards the ring, "She Sells Sanctuary" by The Cult accompanying his walk. The crowd gives him the standard reaction and he greets them with a shake of his head as if with shame. He enters the ring and begins to speak.

Jason Knight - Vesuvius has had enough of you people. Here we are in Washington, DC, the heart of corruption in the free world, and I am stuck here dealing with you people hating me? For shame on you all! For now, I am going to be running things behind the scenes. Allow me to welcome the new general manager of Insurgence...

"Lust For Life" by Iggy Pop starts to play and the crowd has a mixed reaction to Phil Castle coming out.

Ricky Simms - An NLCW superstar has joined the ranks of AW?

Henry Lesher - What's an NLCW? Are we getting people from slums again? Does this get AW a tax break of some sort?

Jason Knight - Phil Castle, a true wrestling superstar, is here to lead this roster into Blind Rage April second and he was the one who picked the teams for tonight. He is also the one who changed the rules for tonight, as well. We like to keep the roster on their toes.

Phil steps into the ring and looks around at the fans, shaking his head. He takes the microphone from Jason Knight.

Phil Castle - Tonight's matches were made and looked great on paper, but something has changed. First off, due to his actions over the past month, The Nameless is suspended indefinitely. Second, as a result, I want tonight's matches to be fair to all. The first round is simple. You're on a team of three. The last three wrestlers standing will comprise a team in the finals. That means, your opponent in round one might be your partner in the finals. If one team of three pins the other team completely, they move on as a team. Have fun, guys and girls. There's a new sheriff in town.

Phil tosses the microphone down to the mat and he leaves the ring with Jason Knight. We then hear "Overrated" by Three Days Grace and see images of Simon, Rated R, Diego Alvarez, Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston, De'Anton Maybon, Lara Jackson, Parker Davis, Tommy Purr, Bombshell, Rod Gordon, Hoshi Yakamoto and Kosmic Kitty before we go to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are all set to call a very unpredictable Insurgence.

Lethal Lottery Match
Simon, Rated R and Diego Alvarez
VS.
Tommy Purr and De'Anton Maybon

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays as Rated R leads the way towards the ring, Simon and Diego Alvarez close behind. The three of them look unimpressed with the change in how these matches will work tonight. They waste no time in entering the ring and then the debate is on about who will start the match. As they debate that, "When I Am Queen" by Jack Off Jill starts to play and Tommy Purr and De'Anton Maybon start for the ring. They seem uneasy with their teaming together tonight and start arguing about last week's result when they reach ringside. Inside the ring, it's been decided that Simon will start the match. Maybon steps up onto the apron and Tommy then enters the ring, though they're still verbally jabbing at each other. The bell sounds as Simon starts landing double axe handle smashes across the back of Tommy Purr.

Ricky Simms - So, here's how this match will work. There are five wrestlers in this. The two that get pinned first do not move on to the finals.

Henry Lesher - I think we could figure that out.

Simon stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and Tommy ducks a clothesline. Tommy then thumbs Simon in the eyes and follows that up with a series of forearm smashes across the throat of Simon. Tommy then hip tosses Simon into the corner and then arm drags him back to the center of the ring where he applies a hammerlock submission hold. Referee Mark Davis checks for a submission from Simon. Simon shakes his head in refusal and then gives Tommy a reverse head butt that weakens the hold. Simon then breaks free and whips Tommy into the corner buckle before giving him a sidewalk slam out of it.

Ricky Simms - These two are no strangers to each other. It's a close fight as usual.

Henry Lesher - Tommy's more of a man than that whipped Simon could ever be.

Simon gives Tommy a leg drop across the chest and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Simon then tags in Diego Alvarez. Diego enters the ring and stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him down to the mat. Diego then kips up to his feet, goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope, then lands a clothesline on Tommy from there. Diego goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Diego stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat before then landing an elbow smash across the throat of Purr. Diego again goes for the pin. 1...2... Tommy rolls a shoulder out. Diego drags Tommy to his corner and tags in Rated R. Rated R climbs to the top rope, then leaps off and misses with a flying elbow smash as Tommy rolls out of the way. Tommy then does a series of shoulder rolls to his corner where he tags in Maybon. Maybon enters the ring and starts trading shots with Rated R. Maybon gets the advantage with an eye gouge on Rated R and then knees him in the gut before giving him a double under hook suplex. Maybon then applies a sleeper hold on the AW champion.

Ricky Simms - Good showing so far by Maybon who is one week removed from an upset win over Tommy Purr.

Henry Lesher - If you say so. He fluked then and his luck runs out tonight.

Referee Mark Davis checks on the world champion as we see Phil Castle making his way down the aisle. He hears the booing from the crowd, but doesn't acknowledge it. Castle stands at ringside and calls out to referee Mark Davis. Davis turns and tells Castle to vacate ringside as we see Parker Davis rolling himself into the ring. He has a chair in hand, clocks Diego and Simon and then clocks Rated R before rolling back out of the ring. Phil Castle then retreats from ringside as referee Mark Davis turns his attention back to the fight. He checks on Rated R, sees he is bloodied and out cold and calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - What the hell was that?

Henry Lesher - Phil Castle and Jason Knight have a vision of who they want to see win these matches and they'll make it happen.

Ricky Simms - Castle screwed over the AW champ!

Rated R is rolled out of the ring by Maybon and a dazed Diego is placed in a sleeper by Maybon. Tommy Purr is seen shaking his head in his corner, but he didn't do anything to prevent Parker's attack. Referee Mark Davis raises the arm of Diego Alvarez once. Diego manages to keep his arm up as we see Rated R being helped towards the back by Shannon Skanes?

Ricky Simms - Where did Shannon come from?

Henry Lesher - I don't care. That's where.

Diego gets to his feet, Maybon releases the hold and the two of them lock up. Maybon misses with a knife edge chop as Diego dodges it and then lands a clothesline on Maybon. Diego then lands a series of rights and lefts on the fallen Maybon who makes no effort to cover his face against the barrage. Diego then stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a lariat to the mat. Diego then goes to the ropes and lands a lion sault onto the fallen Maybon before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Diego then pulls Maybon to his corner and tags in Simon. Simon enters the ring and puts the boots to Maybon. He then stands Maybon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a DDT to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Phil Castle is seen hanging around the entrance and pacing while the action unfolds inside the ring. Simon stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and Maybon ducks a clothesline and then gives Simon a reverse neck breaker to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon.

Ricky Simms - Some great action here tonight. We also have Phil Castle debuting to run the show apparently and Shannon Skanes helping Rated R to the back. It's a surreal scene tonight.

Henry Lesher - Look, when Q comes out and drops everyone, I will be impressed.

Maybon rolls to his corner and tags in Tommy Purr. Tommy rushes at Simon and takes a drop toe from Simon who then rolls Tommy into a back bridge pin attempt. 1...2...3! Tommy's eliminated and the three are set! A shocked Tommy rolls out of the ring and shakes his head. He accuses Mark Davis of a quick count and Davis shrugs.

Ricky Simms - That did seem like a fast count. Considering the attitude towards Simon, I imagine he could be suspended by management.

Henry Lesher - He could be fired.

Ricky Simms - So, Maybon now becomes a partner to Simon and Diego for the finals. This is just getting stranger.

As the three unlikely partners talk things over, we look backstage and see Rated R being stitched up with Myst at his side.

Rated R - What the hell was that?

Myst - We heard Phil Castle was coming in and we have heard there will be more to follow. Ryan, we propose a truce and an alliance.

Rated R - You're kidding me, right?

Shannon Skanes - *as he enters the shot, his arm over the shoulder of Kathy Smith* Ryan, you have a big target on your back. You can't even trust your own partners.

Rated R - What?

Myst - Parker Davis charges into the ring and decks people. Tommy never flinched.

Rated R - I wasn't on his team.

Shannon Skanes - That's what we're trying to tell you. Hell, who knows if Simon can be trusted?

Rated R - *smiles* Simon? He's fine. He hates Anarchy more than any of us.

Kathy Smith - Ryan, you're a marked man. We don't think you can trust anyone.

The four of them are silent for a moment and then we head back to the ring.

Lethal Lottery Match

Bombshell, Lara Jackson and D.I.C.K.
VS.
PB FUBU, Parker Davis and Hoshi Yakamoto

"Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Sr. plays as Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston comes out from backstage and waves his hat before the crowd, a title belt around his waist declaring him the AW Monarch. Close behind him walk Gerard Angelo as he leads Bombshell and Lara Jackson close behind him. Gerard is walking with the aid of crutches and Kingston looks back and shouts at him to pick up the pace. We then see a Kingston fact on the screen that reads, "Kingston is stronger than a 747 and twice as fast" while he rolls himself into the ring.

Ricky Simms - What the hell was that?

Henry Lesher - A Kingston fact. Apparently he's twice as fast as a 747. He certainly is a great wrestler. He is my pick to win this thing.

As the oddest trio of the night discuss who will start, we hear "Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani and Hoshi Yakamoto leads Parker Davis and PB FUBU towards the ring. Parker is carrying the chair he used to knock out one team in the last match. He raises it high and pays the fans no mind as they boo him loudly. Parker steps up onto the apron where Kingston dropkicks the chair into Parker's face. FUBU leaps onto the top rope and then leaps off, clothes lining Kingston to the mat. They start brawling on the mat, then roll out and fall to the floor, still fighting. Hoshi is grabbed by the hair and dragged into the ring by Lara Jackson. As they are the only two currently inside the ring, referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell and the match is officially on. Lara picks Hoshi up by the hair and then brings her down face first to the mat. Lara then stands her up, whips her into the corner and gives her a series of shoulder blocks there before giving her a monkey flip to the middle of the ring. Lara then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then does a hand stand, resulting in a head scissors takedown on Hoshi. She maintains the head scissors and goes for a submission with that. Hoshi rolls over and onto Lara for a pin attempt. 1...2... Lara releases the hold and kicks out.

Ricky Simms - Nice reversal there by Hoshi.

Henry Lesher - At least these people are starting off with a fight.

On the floor, Kingston slams FUBU head first into the steel ring railing. He then goes to his corner after a final kick to the ribs on FUBU. Inside the ring, Hoshi uses the ropes to get to her feet and then knees Lara in the ribs. Hoshi then whips Lara off the ropes and backdrops her over them and down to the floor. Hoshi then waits for Lara to get to her feet before landing a springboard body press that takes Lara down to the floor. Hoshi then gets to her feet and rolls herself into the ring. A dazed Lara also gets to her feet and rolls herself into the ring as well. Lara and Hoshi start brawling again into the corner where Kingston makes a blind tag and then steps into the ring. Kingston knees Hoshi in the ribs fives times before then picking her up and power slamming her to the mat. Kingston hooks the leg for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Kingston stands her up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then rolls to her corner and tags in Parker Davis. Parker storms into the ring and starts trading rights and lefts with Kingston. Parker ducks a right hook, elbows Kingston in the ribs and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat. Parker then applies a Boston Crab on Kingston as all partners are finally in their respective corners. Referee Francis Clarke checks for a submission from Kingston, but Kingston refuses to give up.

Henry Lesher - No chance you make a real man like Kingston submit. He would die before he would give up.

Ricky Simms - Would you like a drool cup?

Henry Lesher - Jealous?

Ricky Simms - More like sickened.

Kingston refuses to submit as Parker tries to add pressure by leaning back in the hold. Kingston reaches for the ropes as the crowd fights over who they dislike more between him and Parker. Kingston lunges for the ropes once again and this time manages to grab them, forcing the break. Parker turns around, headlocks Kingston and goes for a DDT only to have Kingston shove him into a neutral corner. Kingston then gives Parker an inverted atomic drop before giving him a clothesline to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Parker.

Ricky Simms - Quite the match we have going.

Henry Lesher - If you say so. I mean, Kingston is great but I could do without the rest of them entirely.

Kingston stands Parker up, whips him off the ropes and Parker ducks a clothesline and then tags in FUBU. Parker then headlocks FUBU and snap mares him into the ring before giving him a knee to the back. FUBU then takes a stunner from Kingston who then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Parker helped to eliminate his own partner FUBU!

Ricky Simms - What the hell was that?

Henry Lesher - Parker furthering his chance to advance by taking out his own partner. In other words, that wins me over. He's all right with me.

Parker then gives Hoshi an elbow to the jaw and flips her over the top rope into the ring where Kingston gives her a stunner as well. He goes for the pin as Parker realizes that would leave him alone against three people. 1...2... Parker breaks it up with a kick to the head on Kingston. Kingston shakes that off, stands Hoshi up and whips her off the ropes before giving her a round house kick to the chin. Kingston then poses over Hoshi and gives a Texan cheer that the world's greatest cowboy would be proud of. Kingston tags in Lara Jackson. She comes into the ring with a smile on her face, grabs Hoshi by the hair and picks her up before slamming her face first to the mat for the second time in this match. Lara then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Hoshi ducks it. Hoshi then lands a series of knife edge chops to the chest on Lara. Lara takes a wild swing at Hoshi and Hoshi ducks it before giving Lara an atomic drop. Hoshi then whips Lara off the ropes, executes a sunset flip on Lara and drags her down to the mat for a pin attempt. 1...2...3! Hoshi has eliminated Lara!

Ricky Simms - Nice sunset flip by Hoshi there.

Henry Lesher - Fluke by the Asian nothing there.

Parker storms into the ring and gives Hoshi a swinging neck breaker and then Kingston lands a leg drop across the throat of Hoshi before Bombshell lands a flying elbow smash from the top rope onto the fallen Hoshi and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi is out and Parker, Bombshell and Kingston move on to the finals!

Ricky Simms - Parker's a bastard. He really is. There, I said it. Parker's a bastard.

Henry Lesher - Parker is a genius. He drilled FUBU to the mat and then did the same to Hoshi. I love it.

As Parker exits the ring, he takes a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat to the head from a charging Lightning. Lightning then exits through the crowd as a bloodied Parker lies out cold on the floor. Kingston steps over him on his way to the back and Bombshell and Gerard talk things over as they exit, as well.

Ricky Simms - This sets up a bizarre main event.

Henry Lesher - Kingston is miles ahead of his partners or his opponents for the finals, so watch for him to become the number one contender tonight.

Phil Castle is seen with his arms folded across his chest standing in Jason Knight's office.

Jason Knight - I don't think anyone suspects anything yet.

Phil Castle - It's something to watch everything fall into place so nicely.

Jason Knight - It's something I have been waiting for.

Phil Castle - Looks like I'm the man who makes everything happen, as promised.

Jason Knight - So far, so good Mister Castle. I can count on you to insure the rest of the night goes so well?

Phil Castle - As long as I get paid.

Jason Knight - You'll be paid handsomely.

Phil Castle - Then you have nothing to worry about.

Xtreme Title Rumble

Salty Tom is led towards the ring by Shengee Shmelky. He is rubbing salt on his chest as he reaches ringside and then pulls himself onto the apron. He steps into the ring and tosses some salt in the direction of referee Steve Blake, who covers his eyes before any sodium chloride may cloud his vision. We then see Halloween Jack making his way to the ring, a smile on his face. He tells the camera he is going to make this a quick one and then pulls himself onto the apron where Salty Tom lands a clothesline that sends him back down to the floor. Tom then drops and rolls out of the ring where he puts the boots to Halloween Jack. Tom then stands Jack up and whips him shoulder first into the steel steps before rolling him into the ring.

Ricky Simms - This match is off to a violent start here.

Henry Lesher - One of these people are probably the one who tried to kill Demitri Lucian and his minions.

Ricky Simms - The investigation into what happened last week continues this week.

Salty Tom reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can lid and throws it into the ring, then reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. Tom then rolls himself into the ring and the bell sounds to make the match official. Halloween Jack grabs the trash can lid and blocks a swing of the fire extinguisher with it. He then drills Tom's knee with the trash can lid and then slams it into his face when he doubles over. Jack then gets to his feet only to take a shot to the gut from the fire extinguisher anyway and Tom then clocks Jack in the face with it before going for the pin. 1...2... Jack gets a foot on the bottom rope. Tom throws the fire extinguisher aside and it falls to the floor. Shengee tries to move it out of harm's way, but he can't move it at all. Tom pulls Jack to his feet, whips him off the ropes and gives him a big boot to the chest that sends him sprawling to the mat. Tom then goes for the pin again. 1...2... kick out by Halloween Jack as we see Daniel McCoy racing to the ring. McCoy rolls himself into the ring and lands a series of forearm smashes to the jaw on Tom, then whips him into the corner before giving him a monkey flip to the mat from there. McCoy then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tom.

Ricky Simms - We haven't seen McCoy in awhile.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, but we didn't miss him before he left.

McCoy stands Tom up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him to the mat where Halloween Jack drills him in the forehead with the fire extinguisher before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Salty Tom has been eliminated by Halloween Jack!

Ricky Simms - Ever the opportunist, Jack scores a pin to eliminate Tom here.

Henry Lesher - It's not like he pinned someone worthwhile.

Jack gets to his feet and misses with a wild swing at McCoy who ducks the fire extinguisher before spearing Jack into the corner buckle. McCoy then gives Jack an overhead suplex to the mat. McCoy goes for the pin. 1...2... Jack kicks out. McCoy then stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. We then see 6Pac Dudley rushing down the aisle towards the ring. He rolls himself into the ring, waits for McCoy to stand and dropkicks him over the top rope and to the floor. 6Pac then headlocks Jack and gives him a bulldog to the mat. 6Pac then rolls himself out of the ring and reaches under the mat where he pulls out a table. 6Pac slides the table into the ring, rolls himself in and gets to his feet where he then starts trading rights and lefts with Jack. Jack whips him off the ropes and gives 6Pac a dropkick to the mat. Jack then quickly gets to his feet and boot chokes 6Pac, using the ropes for added leverage. Jack releases that and turns his attention to the table. He starts setting up the table as Daniel McCoy rolls himself into the ring. McCoy places 6Pac into a camel clutch, sensing his opportunity for an elimination here. Jack finishes setting the table, turns back to see McCoy there with 6Pac and starts playing "eenie meenie miney mo" and then settles on McCoy. He kicks McCoy in the back of the neck, turns him around, picks him up and power slams him through the table before pinning him among its remnants. 1...2...3! Daniel McCoy has been eliminated!

Ricky Simms - McCoy joins Salty Tom on the sidelines.

Henry Lesher - No one cares about either of them.

Halloween Jack rolls himself out of the ring, reaches under the ring and pulls out another table. 6Pac Dudley, meanwhile, rolls himself out on the opposite side of the ring to the floor and he also pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring, rolls himself back into the ring and starts setting it up in the corner while Jack finishes setting him up on the floor. Jack then rolls himself into the ring where 6Pac gives him a series of kicks to the back. 6Pac then stands Jack up and tries to whip him into the table. Jack stops his forward momentum, tries for a reversal and takes a clothesline from 6Pac. 6Pac then stands Jack up, whips him into the table and then spears him through it before rolling him up into a small package for the pin attempt. 1...2...3! Halloween Jack has been eliminated! 6Pac stands in the ring alone and raises his arms as if expecting to be declared champion. Parker Davis rolls into the ring behind 6Pac, a chair in hand and clubs him in the back of the knees with it. Parker than picks 6Pac up and tosses him over the top rope and through the table Halloween Jack had set up. Parker smiles as the crowd starts a "Parker sucks" chant. Parker gives them the finger and rolls himself out of the ring and he slams his chair across the back of 6Pac Dudley. He then rolls 6Pac into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring as well. He stands over 6Pac and yawns.

Ricky Simms - The bastard strikes again as Parker appears to be on his way to victory this week.

Henry Lesher - Hey, he could win this and then win the number one contender spot.

Ricky Simms - That would kill me.

Henry Lesher - He has my vote then.

Parker stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and baseball swings the chair into the face of 6Pac. He then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! 6Pac is eliminated and Parker celebrates as if he won the world series, though the referee does not call for the bell. Steve Blake shakes his head when Parker demands he ring the bell. We then see Lightning racing in from the back, again carrying the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. This time, Parker ducks the shot from Lightning and then spears him to the mat. Parker then takes the bat from Lightning and starts choking him with it. FUBU races in from the back, slides into the ring and catches Parker in the face with a chair. Parker is sent sprawling to the mat as referee Steve Blake tries to get some order in a hardcore match. FUBU and Lightning do finally relent and exit the ring and then we see Rod Gordon being lowered from the rafters on a wire attached to a harness wrapped around his waist!

Ricky Simms - He forgot about Rod!

Henry Lesher - We all do. Who is this guy again?

Rod descends into the ring and casually removes his harness as a bloodied Parker Davis tries to get to his feet. He does manage to reach his feet and takes a round house kick to the chin from Rod who then picks Parker up and gorilla press slams him to the mat. Rod then climbs to the top rope and poses there for the crowd before landing a leg drop across the back of Parker's neck. He then stands Parker up, signals to the crowd that this one is over and proceeds to drop Parker with the G-Force and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Rod Gordon is the new Xtreme champion!

Ricky Simms - The pin was academic after what FUBU and Lightning did to Parker.

Henry Lesher - And he's in the next match?

Ricky Simms - It will be interesting to see if that bastard even lives out the night.

Henry Lesher - Mildly, yes.

Backstage we see Rated R making his way towards the parking lot when he collides with Tommy Purr who also had his head down.

Rated R - Well, if it isn't the guy I wanted to talk to. What's the deal with you watching Parker lay me out tonight?

Tommy Purr - I wasn't on your team, Ryan.

Rated R - So it would seem. Look, you on team GWO or not?

Tommy Purr - *rolls his eyes* Stop with the melodrama. I got screwed over, too. That idiot Mark Davis counted my shoulders down quick and gave Simon the pin.

Rated R - You against Simon, too?

Tommy Purr - What do you mean, too? Who else have you been talking to?

Rated R - Doesn't matter.

Ryan then shoves past Tommy and heads to the parking lot where he runs face to face into Reverend Darius.

Rated R - God, all the freaks are out tonight.

Darius - Tell your girlfriend I'll be around. Tell her I never forget, too.

Rated R - You touch Samantha and I swear, I'll knock your block off.

Darius - I'd love to see you try.

The reverend turns and leaves. Ryan holds his head low for a moment, then turns and attacks Darius from behind with a vicious clothesline that sends him face first to the concrete. Security guards start to swarm then as Ryan puts the boots to Darius.

Ricky Simms - Ryan was already in a bad mood after getting screwed over tonight. Darius picked the wrong time to get in the middle of this.

Henry Lesher - That was kind of fun to watch.

Lethal Lottery Finals
Simon, Diego Alvarez and De'Anton Maybon
VS.
Parker Davis, D.I.C.K. and Bombshell

"Sold You" by Seether plays as Simon leads Diego Alvarez and De'Anton Maybon towards the ring. Diego and Maybon are arguing as they make their way towards ringside. Simon ignores them, pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping through the ropes into the ring. As Maybon and Diego continue to argue, we hear "Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Sr. for the second time tonight and Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston leads Lara Jackson towards the ring. There's no sign of Parker, though we know that doesn't really mean anything. As Kingston winks for the camera, we see the Kingston fact "It takes 6 Jake Matthews to equal one Dwayne Kingston."

Ricky Simms - Okay, my understanding is that this final will simply be a six man tag team match.

Henry Lesher - Kingston and Parker will make it happen here.

Kingston quickly rolls himself into the ring and then starts trading shots with Simon as the bell sounds. Simon gives Kingston a series of forearm upper cuts and then backs him into the corner where he knees him in the gut. Kingston answers with a thumb to the eye on Simon and then runs his eyes along the top rope. Kingston then whips Simon off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the ground. Kingston then kips up to his feet and winks at the crowd before pulling Simon to his feet. He whips Simon off the ropes and Simon ducks a clothesline before giving Kingston a series of knee lifts that back him into the wrong corner for the AW Monarch. Simon tags in Diego Alvarez. Diego enters the ring and gives Kingston a series of shoulder blocks before then giving him a spine buster to the mat. Diego then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kingston. Diego stands Kingston up as a bandaged Parker stumbles his way towards the ring. Diego dropkicks Kingston down to the mat and then lands a rolling thunder onto Kingston before going for the pin. 1...2... Kingston manages to roll a shoulder out. Diego stands Kingston up, whips him off the ropes and Kingston ducks a clothesline and then gives Diego a knee to the gut and then gives him a snap suplex to the mat. Kingston then finally manages to make a tag and in comes Bombshell. She waits for Diego to stand up and goes for a the super kick, but Diego ducks it and then chop blocks the knees out from underneath Bombshell. Diego then pulls Bombshell to his corner where he tags in Maybon.

Ricky Simms - Bombshell is in the wrong corner here.

Henry Lesher - See, Kingston needs a real partner.

Maybon stands Bombshell up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then gives Maybon a standing dropkick to the mat. Bombshell then quickly gets to her feet, leaps to the top rope and lands a flying knee drop to the chest on Maybon before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Bombshell then stands Maybon up, whips him into the corner and misses when she goes for a monkey flip, Maybon shoving her down to the mat. Maybon then leg drops her across the throat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Maybon then stands Bombshell up, whips her off the ropes and shoulder blocks her down to the mat. Maybon then knees her across the chest and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Maybon tags in Simon. Simon enters the ring and stands Bombshell up, then whips her off the ropes before clothes lining her down to the mat. We see the bandaged Parker finally pull himself onto the apron in his corner. He had been resting against the railing until then. Bombshell reaches for a tag from Parker. Parker instead throws salt into her eyes before Kingston clotheslines Parker off the apron and Simon rolls Bombshell up for the pin. 1...2...3! Simon, Diego and Maybon win the finals and will square off for number one contender status!

Ricky Simms - The bastard strikes again.

Henry Lesher - Parker got Maybon a shot at becoming number one contender. He's really winning me over.

De'Anton Maybon VS. Simon VS. Diego Alvarez

Even while the carnage continues outside the ring and security tries to get Parker Davis and Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston away from the ring, the bell sounds and the final match of the night is on. Diego and Simon trade shots as Maybon climbs the ropes in the corner. Maybon launches himself off the second rope and clotheslines both Diego and Simon to the mat. He then goes for the pin on Diego Alvarez. 1...2... Diego kicks out. Maybon then pulls Diego to his feet, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block to the mat. Simon then goes for the roll up on Maybon for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Maybon.

Ricky Simms - That count seemed kind of fast by Mark Davis.

Henry Lesher - Stop looking for conspiracies everywhere, Rick. X-Files was cancelled ages ago.

Simon quickly gets to his feet only to be grabbed from behind by Diego who sets Simon for and delivers a diamond cutter before going for the pin. 1...2... Maybon pulls Diego off of Simon. Maybon and Diego then start trading punches in the middle of the ring as we see Phil Castle starting towards the ring, a smile on his face.

Ricky Simms - This doesn't look good.

Henry Lesher - I already told you to stop with the conspiracy theories.

Maybon eye gouges Diego, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat and then leg drops him across the throat. Maybon goes for the pin. 1...2... Simon pulls Maybon off of Diego. Simon stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him to the mat. Simon then stands Maybon up only to take a round house kick from Diego who is now on his feet. Diego then pulls the feet out from under Simon and applies an ankle lock submission. Maybon clotheslines Diego from behind, sending him face first to the mat to break the hold. Maybon then stands up Simon, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block only to find no one home when Simon side steps it. Parker Davis appears from under the ring with a chair in hand only to take a knee lift from Phil Castle who then clotheslines Parker to the mat. Phil then takes the chair from Parker and clubs Maybon in the face with it, Simon rolling him up for the pin. 1...2...3! Diego tries to break it up, but a fast count prevents the save from being made. Simon then rolls himself out of the ring while Diego heads to the ropes and spits in Phil Castle's face. Phil drops the chair, wipes the spit off his face and smiles as he heads to the back. Simon doesn't acknowledge Phil and has his arms raised by a nervous looking referee Mark Davis.

Ricky Simms - Diego got screwed! Simon screwed his way to the title shot!

Henry Lesher - No, he's one of the straight ones on the roster.

Ricky Simms - Can Rated R trust Simon anymore? They'll meet at Blind Rage and Simon has some questions to answer now. Phil Castle screwed Maybon over. He could have been the one headed to the main event at Blind Rage. Diego loses by proxy and all hell could break loose from here!

Henry Lesher - There's no conspiracy Rick. It was a coincidence for Simon. That's all.

Ricky Simms - Simon will have some answers to give next week and we have to wonder what Tommy Purr will do next week after what happened this week. Will Ryan make an uneasy alliance with Myst and Shannon Skanes?

Henry Lesher - Will you shut up?

Ricky Simms - Next week will be a barn burner and, due to the fact it's being held in Baltimore, we will have our main event refereed by none other than Moose himself!

Henry Lesher - Was Kamala busy?

Ricky Simms - Tune in next week!

Henry Lesher - I don't have much choice. At least Flock isn't back.

We fade to black on Simon as he heads for the back and Diego swears at him from the ring.