The Salt Lake City crowd cheers loudly as they see the show it about to begin. Another huge pay per view is about to come to pass and we are anxious to see who will be the winners and losers this week in these epic battles for supremecy in the CWA. We then see the lights dim and we hear "Into the Void" by Nine Inch Nails plays. Kathy Smith leads Kristen Burren, Samantha Johnson and Robyn Connor to the ring. All four are dressed in black and all look very elegant. Kathy leads the way into the ring and the crowd catcalls them as they steps through the ropes. kathy then grabs a mic.
Kathy Smith - What am I doing, you ask? In the past week I have been seen with my ex husband talking about managing him and been asking Vesuvius about what his future will be and now here I am with these ladies? What gives? Allow me to enlighten the CWA faithful. You'll notice that not one of us were booked this week and this marks the second pay per view in the last three that Samantha Johnson wasn't booked for and in the other one she fought me. What gives?
Kathy hands the microphone to Samantha.
Samantha Johnson - I was robbed of matches here many times over and robbed of a place in the pay per views around here. So who has it in for me? Apparently the execeutives in the back don't think I have it in me to be one of the elite around here. Allow me to say this is a load of crap and the four of us deserve a place here as much as anyone else does. Next month is Animosity. By then we expect to be shown as the top contenders that we are. I expect another shot at that Cruiserweight belt and I expect to see any combination of us getting a shot at the tag team belts. Believe me, we have the drive and the talent and we are set to make things happen.
Samantha then hands the microphone to Robyn Connor who gets a huge ovation.
Robyn Connor - I was gone for a few weeks, all tied up in things beyond my control. That is over and Innocence Lost grew during my time away. This is a major day, people, marking the rise of an all female stable in the CWA and I am proud to be a part of it. Starting next week, Innocence Lost is heading straight to the very top!
The fans give the four a huge ovation as they make their way out of the ring. The four of them join hands at ringside and raise them in mock victory since they aren't booked here tonight.
Henry Lesher - My, what a way to kill the beginning of another pay per view. This is very troubling indeed.
Ricky Simms - Don't they have a point?
Henry Lesher - It's not their point that the fans were drooling over and the point to me is that I do not care.
Pyro shoots from every direction of the stage area as we hear "(I Hate) Everything About You" by Three Days Grace playing to mark the official beginning of Maximum Impact! We see the Flock stepping out of a green limo together and giving the one fingered salute to the camera as they go by. Flock is in the house and ready to fight apparently. As the song continues to play we see that there is someone in the rafters, but we cannot see who. The cameraman tries to zoom in and get a better shot, but we fail to make out who that person might be. That is open to speculation.
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Shannon Skanes
vs
Dan Field
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"Foreward/Don't Stay" by Linkin Park plays as Dan Field makes his way to the ring. He steps through the ropes and appears to enjoy the jeers of the crowd. He is in the ring for a few moments and then "Cry Little Sister" by Gerard McMann begins to play. The arena darkens as we see Kathy Smith leading Shannon to the ring. Shannon Skanes steps through the ropes and the lights come up. There is something different about him tonight. He doesn't have the usual carefree attitude he has about his matches. The bell rings and Dan Field attacks him with a series of chops to the chest which drive him to the corner. Dan then whips him to the opposite corner and back drops him as he comes back out of it. Dan then poses for the crowd who do not sound the least bit impressed.
Ricky Simms - This match is starting with a flourish.
Henry Lesher - Good, let's see the owner destroyed so we can move on to more important matches.
Dan Field stands Shannon up and places him in a sleeperhold. Shannon quickly picks Dan up and gives him a fallaway slam to the mat. Shannon then goes for a quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Dan Field! Dan is then first to his feet, whips Shannon off of the ropes and gives him a tilt a whirl suplex and then drives a knee into the throat of the CWA owner. The fans jeer at Dan and he exchanges a few heated words with a front row fan. Dan then picks Shannon up and body slams him to the mat. Dan then heads to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. Dan dives down for an elbow to Shannon's throat, but Shannon moves out of the way and drives an elbow to the gut of Dan Field. Shannon quickly gets to his feet and shakes off the effects of Field's attack. He then stands Dan up, whips him to the buckle and lands a shoulder block on him while he's in there. Shannon then snap mares him to the center of the ring and places him in a front face lock. The crowd cheers and Shannon locks the hold in tighter. The ref asks Dan if he gives and he refuses to.
Ricky Simms - Shannon starting to gain some control here.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, it's pissing me off, too.
Shannon releases the front face lock, then whips Dan Field to the ropes and hip tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. He follows Dan outside the ring and pulls back the protective ringside mats.
Ricky Simms - Shannon is looking to hurt this kid.
Henry Lesher - More of this kind of thing might win me over, but he will need to do a lot of it.
Shannon stands Dan up, but Dan shoulders Shannon in the gut. He then gives him a Rock Bottom onto the exposed flooring! The crowd winces as they hear the sickening slap of flesh on concrete. Dan then gets to his feet and picks up the ring steps over his head. He goes towards Shannon with every intention of using them. He brings them down, but Shannon manages to move aside and the steps clang off of the floor. Shannon then rolls to the railing and tries to pull himself up. Dan again swings the steps and Shannon moves out of the way. The steps rebound off of the top of the railing and nearly nail Dan in the face. Dan then tosses them aside and kicks Shannon in the chest with a quick roundhouse. Shannon falls over the railing. Dan then rolls into the ring to break up the count, then rolls out again and the crowd boos as he picks Shannon up and slams him, face first, off the railing. Dan once again slides into the ring to break up the count and then slides out again. He picks Shannon up and races for the ring post with him over his shoulder. Shannon slides off of Dan's shoulder and shoves him, head first, into the steel ring post. Shannon then slides into the ring and checks for blood on his forehead which has taken quite a beating tonight.
Ricky Simms - I don't see how Dan Field will get up from that.
Henry Lesher - If I didn't know better, I would say that our leader is shaking off the ring rust.
Ricky Simms - If you knew better, you'd quit making assinine comments all the damned time.
Henry Lesher - Keep it up and you'll be in my lab being probed.
Dan Field does get to his feet. Shannon grabs him by the hair and drags him into the ring. He makes the signal like he is about to finish Dan off with the Canuck drop. The crowd cheers and Shannon picks Dan up, slingshots him off of the top rope and cradles him as the ref counts. 1...2...3! Shannon Skanes has won again this week in another hard fought match up! As Shannon stands inside the ring, the ring itself fills with smoke. The man in the rafters starts lowering himself down. Shannon is lost in the smoke as the man from above descends into it. We hear Damien speak.
Damien - Shannon, meet destiny.
The ring clears of the smoke and the big man who lowered himself into the ring choke slams Shannon to the mat. Dan Field rolls out of the ring quickly. The large unknown man stands over the CWA owner with a sadistic smile on his twisted face. He then picks Shannon up and gives him a spike piledriver as he uses surprising agility to bring himself to the second rope and drop again. Then we hear Damien again.
Damien - You have my respect, Shannon. You really do.
Shannon lies bloodied and motionless in the ring as Bruce Miller races into the ring with Vesuvius in tow. Vesuvius and the big man come nose to nose and Vesuvius challenges him.
Ricky Simms - Dear God, that monster is another seven footer like vesuvius!
Henry Lesher - He decimated the owner, so he has my vote!
Ricky Simms - What was Damien's reason for this?
Henry Lesher - Why do you assume Damien is behind this?
Ricky Simms - It's pretty obvious.
Henry Lesher - To you maybe. I don't see the connection.
Vesuvius shoves the big man, but the big man just laughs and then turns and leaves the ring. Vesuvius then goes to help attend to Shannon as the EMTs arrive.
Henry Lesher - Since when is Vesuvius Shannon's buddy?
The big man dressed in black tights, a black T-shirt and wearing black face paint and red eye contacts leaves the ringside area as the fans stand quiet. They have no idea what to make of this and no clue of what to say. This is a bizarre turn of events.
Ricky Simms - We need to find out who this man is and what he is doing here.
Henry Lesher - You go ask him.
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Caveman
vs
Shawn Storm
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The lights go out and Bring Me To Life starts to play. As the song plays we see clips on the screen of a bomb counting down. It reaches Zero at the same time the songs kicks in. The fireworks’ exploding illuminates the arena. Shawn Storm heads to the ring and climbs in to the ring. “I Disappear” from Metallica blasts. The arena goes silent as a familiar music blares over the PA system, and figure appears at the top of the ramp. The figure beats his chest wildly in the shadows, and then slips through the fog and down the ramp. He slaps the fans hands and jumps threw the ropes, He climbs every turnbuckle and beats his chest.
Ricky Simms - Anywhere Falls, NO DQ match here, I’m sure these 2 newbies will attempt to impress everyone in this match.
Henry Lesher - Sometimes trying just isn’t enough Ricky.
Storm and Caveman lock up in the centre of the ring, Caveman uses his weight advantage to push Storm into the corner. Caveman throws Storms arms down and slaps him with a huge knife-edged chop to the chest, the sound can be heard across the arena. Storm holds his chest and winces as Caveman gives him one more, the crowd begin to get involved now as Caveman hits more chops.
Crowd - Woooooooo!
Ricky Simms - Those chops will leave his chest red.
Caveman whips Storm to the opposite corner and then charges at him at speed, Strom gets a leg up and kicks Caveman in the face, Caveman turns and holds his jaw and Storm runs behind him and nails a Bulldog. Caveman gets up and runs at Storm, Storm ducks down and hits a Back Body Drop. Once again Caveman gets to his feet and runs at Storm and looks for a clothesline, Storm ducks to and kicks Caveman in the gut then hits a Snap Suplex, he floats over into a cover. 1…2…Kick Out.
Ricky Simms - Storm gaining a little momentum here.
Henry Lesher - He did 3 moves.
Storm gets up and grabs Caveman by the neck, he whips his to the ropes then hits a Drop Toe Hold, he runs from the parallel rope then hits a leg drop over the back of Caveman’s neck. Caveman holds his neck and Storm gets to his feet with his arms in the air, the crowd boo and Storm spits down to the outside of the ring. Storm climbs a turnbuckle and once he’s atop of it he raises his arms again.
Ricky Simms - I think he’s taking too long here.
Henry Lesher - He sure is, pandering to the crowd while he should be wrestling, its sickening.
Storm flies from the turnbuckle with an Elbow Drop, aiming for the back of Caveman’s neck again. Caveman rolls out of the way and Storm drives his elbow into the canvas. Caveman gets to his feet and charges off of the ropes, Storm gets up just in time to receive a running clothesline that almost beheads him. Caveman covers. 1…2…Kick Out.
Ricky Simms - Caveman hitting The Club there but Storm managed to kick out.
Henry Lesher - Obviously.
Ricky Simms - What’s that supposed to mean?
Henry Lesher - Well its only a clothesline.
Ricky Simms - A running clothesline doctor.
Henry Lesher - Wow, I guess I was wrong, I mean if he’s running it makes a whole lot of difference, really it does.
Ricky Simms - Do I sense a little sarcasm?
Henry Lesher - Do you?
Caveman pulls Storm up by his hair and grabs him in a front face lock, he walks backwards until his back is to the ropes and Suplex’s Storm over the top and to the outside. Caveman slides out under the bottom rope and grabs Storm by the arm, he drags him over to the ringsteps. He places Storms head on the steps then throws and announcer off his chair and takes it, he folds it up and makes his way back to Storm. He goes to crush Storms head with a chairshot but Storm moves out of the way and the chair crashes off of the steps. The vibrations echo up Caveman’s arms and he holds the chair up, Storm gets to his feet and hits a Superkick onto the chair cracking it onto the skull of Caveman. Caveman falls back and Storm covers. 1…2…Shoulder Up.
Ricky Simms - The ref had to count, its no disqualifications.
Henry Lesher - You felt the need to point that out now?
Ricky Simms - I pointed it out earlier but I said it again for those who have just tuned in.
Henry Lesher - This is a Pay Per View, nobody tunes in half way through. Nobody pays for half a PPV do they?
Ricky Simms - Well I guess not.
Storm gets up and slams Caveman’s head off of the steel steps, Caveman falls down to the ground and Storm reaches under the ring. He pulls out a table and sets it up next to the apron, then heads back over to Caveman. Storm grabs Caveman and attempts to drag him but Caveman pulls Storm and whips him into the turnbuckle post.
Ricky Simms - Caveman is fighting back here.
Caveman kicks Storm in the gut and hits a double axe-handle on his back, knocking him down face first to the ground. Caveman sits on Storms back and locks in a Single Leg Crab, Storm struggles and screams out in pain.
Ricky Simms - Caveman has The Attack From Way Back locked in!
Henry Lesher - Now that’s a bit of a mouthful.
Storm reaches the barrier but it makes no difference in the match as the ref can do nothing to stop Caveman. Storm continues to fight the hold and then powers out, pushing Caveman backwards. Storm gets up and tries to run towards but finds that his knee has given way on him. Caveman kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the Evolver.
Ricky Simms - A double underhook Piledriver on the outside of the ring could end their career!
Henry Lesher - That would be a good thing in this match.
Storm grabs Caveman’s legs and pulls them from under him, then hits a catapult, sending Caveman into the turnbuckle post head first. Storm rolls Caveman into the ring and hits a Rock Bottom, then covers. 1…2…Shoulder Up.
Ricky Simms - Caveman showing guts there!
Henry Lesher - Yes guts, that’s it.
Storm pulls Caveman up and begins to hit him with right hands, he whips Caveman but it is reversed and Storm is sent across the ring. As he runs back Caveman hits a huge Back Body Drop sending Storm flying over the top rope and through the table that was set up earlier on the outside.
Crowd - HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ricky Simms - Wow! What a move by Caveman!
Henry Lesher - It did look as if it hurt a little.
Caveman goes out and pins Storm among the ruins of the table and the ref rushes out to count it. 1...2...3! Caveman wins!
Ricky Simms - Huge win here for Caveman!
Henry Lesher - Yes, that was quite the match up indeed. I am glad it is over and we can move on to the more important business of the night.
Backstage we see Adam West and Surgeon trying to pull Ingee out of a locker. While the fans might find this entertaining, it is clear that Ingee is not impressed one bit with the idea of facing The Freak here tonight.
Henry Lesher - *sighs* I can't wait for that joke of a match to be over. Something needs to be done about the Shmelky Brothers.
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Sky Hawk
vs
Wren Silverphoenix
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Ricky Simms - Up next we have a match between a relative newcomer to the CWA…
Henry Lesher - And a guy who got his ass kicked by Shannon Skanes.
"This Means War" begins playing and Wren Silverphoenix walks out onto the ramp sitting silver mist everywhere. She runs down the aisle and stretches by placing her leg on the top turnbuckle.
Henry Lesher - Interesting….
Ricky Simms - Keep it in your pants Doc.
"Radio Killed The Radio Star" plays next as Sky Hawk walks out. As he heads down the ramp he twitches slightly. Sky Hawk jumps up on the apron, Wren sneaks over and waits for him to turn, when he does she unleashes a mouthful of silver mist into his face and slingshots him into the ring.
Ricky Simms - Wren is determined to prove herself here tonight.
Sky Hawk gets to a knee trying to clear the mist from his eyes. Wren takes this opportunity to hit a sidekick right to his face sending him back down. Wren covers for the cover getting a one count before Sky Hawk forcefully tosses her off. Wren is on him quickly hitting two quick forearm smashes and whipping Sky Hawk into the ropes. She goes for a spinning heel kick but Sky Hawk ducks it and bounces off the opposite ropes hitting her with a spear as she rises. Sky Hawk picks her Wren up and whips her into the corner, he charges in with a clothesline then grabs a hold of the second rope using it to hit repeated shoulder blocks to Wren’s abdomen. Sky Hawk backs away and Wren slumps against the ropes, as she walks forwards Sky Hawk measures and hits Wren with a superkick sending her reeling through the ropes and out to the floor.
Henry Lesher - Sky Hawk has a distinct advantage out there on the floor.
Sky Hawk rolls out under the bottom rope and slams Wren into the barricade, The ref ducks through the ropes and admonishes him while administering the ten count. Sky Hawk gives Wren a backbreaker and dumps her on the floor, he rolls back into the ring and begins arguing with the ref breaking the count. The ref turns his attention back to Wren and continues the count as Sky Hawk ascends to the top turnbuckle. Wren gets to her feet and Sky Hawk comes down looking for a diving spear, Wren moves at the last possible second sending him crashing into the barricade.
Ricky Simms - The count is getting a little close here.
Henry Lesher - These idiots better get back in the ring, we wouldn’t want these people to stay awake now would we?
The count reaches nine as Wren rolls him into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. As Sky Hawk reaches his feet Wren takes him down again with a flying kick. Wren backs Sky Hawk into the ropes and unleashes a flurry of kicks at his stomach following it with a heart punch that puts him down on the mat clutching his chest. Wren drops to her stomach and underhooks SkyHawk’s arms, she lifts him up slightly and begins repeatedly striking Sky Hawk with her knees.
Ricky Simms - Wren Silverphoenix showing her proficiency in the mixed martial arts here.
Wren picks him up and goes for a dragon sleeper, Sky Hawk reverses it into a northern lights suplex.
1….2….
Henry Lesher - Sky Hawk showing that wrestling is what counts.
Ricky Simms - Close call!
Wren kicks out and gets to one knee, as Sky Hawk comes at her she springs up catching him in a Tongan Death Grip. Sky Hawk responds with a headbutt and does a double leg takedown sending Wren to the mat hard. SkyHawk holds on to her legs and crosses them applying the sharpshooter. Wren reaches for the nearby rope, Sky Hawk simply spins her around.
Ricky Simms - Wren in serious peril here.
Henry Lesher - Have you been reading a thesaurus between matches again?
The referee drops to his knees and asks her if she quits. Wren screams out No and crawls all the way to the other side of the ring. Sky Hawk cinches the hold in tighter the whole time, Wren finally grabs the bottom rope, Sky Hawk continues holding on.
1…2..3…4…
Before the ref can hit five Sky Hawk breaks the hold. Wren gets to her feet favoring her leg, she limps over and gets kicked in the stomach, Sky Hawk underhooks her and pedigrees her, locking in another submission hold. Wren is able to break it quickly by wrapping her leg around the ropes. Sky Hawk picks her up and throws her into the corner. He hits a back elbow smash and bends her over. Sky Hawk quickly flips Wren up onto his shoulders and powerbombs her.
Ricky Simms - She can barely move, somebody stop the match!
Henry Lesher - Drama Queen, she’s been in tougher situations than this before.
Wren is motionless on the canvas, Sky Hawk quickly runs his thumb across his throat and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Sky Hawk goes for a moonsault but Wren quickly moves, Sky Hawk notices this and lands on his feet. Wren throws herself at him striking him flush on the jaw with a spinning heel kick.
Ricky Simms - That may’ve taken all the strength Wren had left.
Henry Lesher - It also may have knocked Sky Hawk out.
Sky Hawk lifts Wren up and head butts her again sending her staggering about the ring.
Henry Lesher - I think the young lady is about finished here Ricky.
He quickly hops the turnbuckle. Wren dives onto the nearest rope causing Sky Hawk to fall straddling the buckle. Wren hobbles over and using the ropes as a boost kicks Sky Hawk in the head several times.
Ricky Simms - Sky Hawk looks to be knocked stupid.
Wren climbs the ropes and sticks his head in between her legs. She then hooks her arms around his waist and falls backwards piledriving Sky Hawk into the mat, Wren simply slumps her arm over his body. 1…2..3.
Ricky Simms - Wren Silverphoenix takes the win here with a vicious piledriver.
Henry Lesher - Although all together not a bad way to go.
Backstage we see Shannon being attended to by EMTs as they finally get him placed inside an ambulance. His neck is in a white collar which hints at either whiplash or a concussion. He's barely counscious. The ambulance then speeds away, sirens blaring.
Henry Lesher - Well, at least that's good news.
Ricky Simms - You're a ghoul.
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Apocolyptica
vs
Demetra
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"Whisper" by Evanescance plays as Demetra makes her way to the ring. The fans give her a mixed reception as she walks up the steps and glides into the ring for tonight's match up. She doesn't wait long before :The Beginning of the End" by HIM plays and Apocolyptica makes his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Apoc and Demetra stand face to face and the bell rings. The two lock up and Apoc immediately pushes her back to the ropes. The ref asks for a clean break and gets one. Demetra then charges out of the corner and spears Apoc to the mat. She goes for a pin the is quickly reversed into a small package as the ref starts the count. 1...2... kick out by Demetra!
Ricky Simms - These two wasting no time in getting things started here.
Henry Lesher - I love the way you call these matches like you give a damn. I don't even care enough to try to care.
Ricky Simms - A beautiful sentiment from a small man.
Apoc and Demetra get to their feet and lock up in the middle of the ring again. Demetra then arm drags Apoc down. Apoc then arm drags Demetra over. Demetra then knees Apoc in the gut, then bulldogs him to the mat and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Apoc. Apoc then rolls himself out of the ring. Demetra gets to her feet and watches Apoc the whole way around the ring. Apoc then goes underneath the ring and Demetra starts looking around frantically for the elusive Apoc. Apoc emerges from the same spot he went under the ring at, but Demetra has already decided to look the other way. Apoc enters the ring, grabs Demetra from behind and gives her a reverse neck breaker and goes for the pin. 1...2... Demetra gets a foot on the ropes. Apoc then goes to the ropes and climbs to the top. He goes for a moonsault which Demetra rolls out of the way of.
Ricky Simms - Took too much time going up.
Henry Lesher - I want stats someday on how often people hit moves from the top rope in the CWA. The numbers can't be very much in favor of even trying it.
Ricky Simms - That's one of those rare things I would have to agree with you about.
Demetra gets to her feet moments before Apoc does. She knees him in the gut, causing him to bend over. She then races across the ring, off the ropes and scissor kicks Apoc down. She then turns Apoc over into a Boston Crab! Apoc screams in pain as the ref checks to see if he gives, but he shakes his head in refusal. Demetra leans back, but Apoc pulls his way, inch by inch, to the ropes. The ref forces the break and Demetra is back at square one. She pulls Apoc away from the ropes by his feet. Apoc turns over onto his back and kick Demetra to the corner buckle, then does a kip up to his feet. He ducks a roundhouse kick meant for his chin and then clotheslines Demetra down to the mat. Apoc goes for the pin. 1...2... Demetra kicks out. Apoc then stands Demetra up and whips her to the ropes, backdropping her as she comes back off of the ropes. Apoc then picks Demetra up over his shoulder and gives her a power slam from that position. He goes for the pin. 1...2... another kick out by Demetra.
Ricky Simms - A lot of close calls here.
Henry Lesher - And yet I cannot manage to care. Interesting...
Apoc stands Demetra up, whips her to the ropes, then clotheslines her. As he does so, we spot Spikey Tiger making his way into the ring with a chair. He nails Apoc in the head with it, then tosses the chair aside as the bell rings. Spikey has a microphone in his hand.
Spikey Tiger - If you don't book the tiger for the pay per view, this is what you get. Next week I will have a match and next week I will show you all what I am made of.
He smiles and looks down at Apocolyptica.
Spikey Tiger - See you next week, buddy.
Ricky Simms - Apoc wins by DQ here, but he has quite the challenge for next week.
Henry Lesher - When was it that Spikey grew himself a set of them? I could almost give a damn about the guy.
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Katt
vs
Lickity Split
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"Erotica" by Madonna plays as the blonde, former adult film star Lickety Split makes her way to the ring. She receives numerous catcalls and they seem to really like her 420 Flock shirt, or is it what lies within that they cheer? She steps through the ropes and then turns her attention to the rampway. "Tourniquet" by Evanescence signals the entrance of Katt who races into the ring on a dead run and the two start brawling as the bell rings to get things started. Lickety ends up on top of Katt landing punches, but Katt reveses it and starts landing punches on Lickety. They then roll out of the ring choking one another! Katt tosses Split into the ring railing with a monkey flip. Katt then gets to her feet and shoulders Split into the railing as she turns to face her. Katt then picks Split up and tosses her over the railing and into the aisle which is a solid concrete floor. Katt then grabs a drink from a fan and pours it on Split before rolling into the ring. The ref had already counted to 7, so Katt didn't have much time to waste out there. Split steps over the railing, tripping as she does so. Katt then missile dropkicks her under the bottom rope when she finally does get back to her feet. Katt then picks Lickety Split up and throws her into the ring. Katt climbs to the top rope and dives off, landing a somersault into a leg drop across the throat od Split.
Ricky Simms - Quite the dominant performance thus far from Katt!
Henry Lesher - I wish no particular harm against Katt. She has always been somewhat pallatable. However, these Flock people always weasel their way out of these types of things.
Katt stands Split up, whips her to the ropes. Split ducks a clothesline, then kicks Katt in the chest, driving her to the turn buckle. Split then head scissors Katt in the corner and rolls her out and into a pinning position. 1...2... Katt kicks out! Split then rolls Katt out of the ring, and heads outside herself. She grabs an audio cable strung around the ring and starts strangling Katt with it. The ref charges out and warns Split against this. Split releases the choke and then turns to argue with the ref. Katt grabs the cable and then whips Split across the back with it! She does it two more times before the ref steps in between. Katt thinks about nailing the ref with it, but holds back. She then rolls Split into the ring as the ref drones on about DQing the next person who uses that cable. Must the refs always end her fun?
Ricky Simms - These two young women are vicious.
Henry Lesher - This isn't ballet, Rick.
Katt whips Split off of the ropes and the two clothesline each other down to the mat. Neither of them are moving right away, so the ref starts to count. On 3 Katt reaches the bottom rope and starts pulling herself up. On 5 Split does the same on the opposite side of the ring. On 7, Katt reaches her feet and the ref stops the count. Katt and Split then charge at each other and clothesline each other down again! Katt's arm is across the chest of Split. 1...2... kick out by Split! Split then tries to pin Katt. 1...2... Katt manages to kick out as well.
Henry Lesher - Oh just end it already. This pay per view sure is taking a long time to decide simple matches.
Ricky Simms - We call is competitive battles.
Henry Lesher - Well, Silence of the Lambs is on tonight and I have been needing some good recipes and Dr. Lector has exquisite taste.
Ricky Simms - You're a very disturbing man.
Katt gets to her feet first again, but Split chop blocks Katt at the knees. Split then places Katt in an ankle lock. Katt screams in pain, but refuses to give up. She scrambles to and reaches the bottom rope and forces the break. Split then turns and puts the boots to her while she still has a hold of the ropes. Katt then kicks Split straight on her right knee cap. Now both women are hobbled here, once again evening the odds. The crowd appears to be torn as to who to cheer for. Katt gets to her feet and slowly makes her way over to Split. Split gives Katt a jaw breaker for her efforts and goes for the pin. 1...2... Katt gets a foot on the bottom rope!
Ricky Simms - At least here our refs notice a foot on the bottom rope.
Henry Lesher - Too bad they don't notice when MSK 300 pounders hit the ring and drill people in matches they aren't even involved in.
Ricky Simms - I don't have a good answer for that.
Split stands Katt up, then snap mares her down. We then see Jakob and Ezra, our tag team champions, making their way down to ringside. The ref immediately calls them to get out of the area and to back off. Jakob and ezra shrug and argue they are simply there to watch. From the crowd emerges Scarlet Bitch! She steps over the railing and hands something to katt and then races out again as BOD continues to argue with the ref. Split grabs Katt by the hair, not having seen Scarlet either, and stands Katt up. Katt then nails Split in the head with a bag of quarters! Katt then tosses the bag out of the ring as BOD retreat into the back and applaud. The ref makes the cover. 1...2...3! Katt wins!
Henry Lesher - You were saying something about how smart the refs are? No foot on the ropes there.
Ricky Simms - Forget it.
Henry Lesher - Wait until after the show is over before making a claim like that, Rick.
In the back we see BOD laughing and then they run head on into Leech and Freak.
Freak - Nice move guys. Try and take one of us out next time.
Jakob - *laughs* Yeah right, you two put together don't equal Ezra or me. Business is business. If you don't like it, take us to the ring.
BOD leave and Freak and Leech look at each other.
Leech - We might have to take them up on that.
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Nick Vinyard
vs
Harmony Fallacia
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"Heads Explode" by Monster Magnet plays to signal the arrival of the newest member of the Flock, Harmony Fallacia. However, when she comes through the curtain onto the stage, she is being pulled by the hair by Nick Vinyard. So much for a grand entrance for the new starler.
Ricky Simms - I see Mister Vinyard is endearing himself to the audience again.
Henry Lesher - Works for me.
Nick sets Harmony up at the edge of the staging area and threatens to throw her down from there. Harmony instead knees Nick in the crotch and then hip tosses him off of the stage and through a table sitting at the foot of it! The HOLY SHIT chants start and grow louder when Harmony doves off and lands a moonsault onto Nick Vinyard at the foot of the staging area. Harmony then gets to her feet and receives an ovation from the crowd, but she doesn't care. She pulls Nick by the hair from that area and then drags him into the crowd. Security mills around the two wrestlers as Harmony picks up a chair and slams it over the head of Nick Vinyard! She then pulls him by the hair towards the ring. Nick gets to his feet, then picks Harmony up and drops her onto the ring railing. Nick then picks up a nearby chair and slams it across her back. He then tosses the chair aside, and he starts dragging her the rest of the way to the ring. As he rolls her inside the ring, the ref appears to be in a state of panic as both wrestlers are bloodied and destroying the rule book before the match has even begun.
Ricky Simms - This is brutal and that was just the starting bell.
Henry Lesher - It is a thing of beauty thus far. These two see the rules as the weakness that they truly are.
Nick pulls Harmony to her feet and then ties her neck up in the middle and top ropes and twists them, choking her. The ref shouts as he counts 1..2...3...4... break by Nick Vinyard! He laughs as he watches harmony fall, coughing as she tries to catch her breath without much success. Harmony is then places in the corner buckle where Nick tangles her arms up. He starts putting the boots to her as the frantic ref tries to free her from the ropes. He does so and Harmony slumps into the corner. She is then dragged to the center of the ring. Nick plants a knee to the chest of Harmony and then tries for the pin. 1...2... Harmony rolls out of it!
Ricky Simms - Very close call there.
Henry Lesher - She appears to be another tough girl joining the CWA ranks.
Nick pulls Harmony out of the ring and tosses her into the ring railing. He then drags her to her feet and tries to toss her into the ring steps. Harmony instead reverses it and Nick is tossed into the ring steps shoulder first to the delight of the capacity Salt Lake City crowd. Harmony then stands Nick up. Nick tries a right hook which misses and Harmony round house kicks Nick in the jaw. Nick's face then bounces off of the ring post and he falls to the floor as the ref reaches a 6 count. Harmony rolls into the ring and breaks up the count. She then kicks Nick in the head through the ropes and the ref shoves her back to the middle of the ring. Harmony spits on the mat and motions Nick into the ring. Nick smiles, makes his way up the steps and then starts through them. Harmony charges at Nick as he half way through the ropes and shoves him off the apron. Nick lands on the floor and his face bounces off the announcers' table. Harmony then climbs to the top rope and lands a flying body press on Nick from there. Nick falls against the announcers' table hard. Harmony then slides back into the ring and the ref warns her to stop going outside the ring like that or he'll be forced to disqualify her. Harmony nods, but doesn't appear to care.
Ricky Simms - These two are relentless in their attacks on one another.
Henry Lesher - These two came here to make an impression and they have made one on each other's beaten and bruised bodies.
Nick slides under the bottom rope. Harmony leg drops Nick to the back of the neck. She then stands him up, gets him in a headlock, climbs to the second rope and then falls backwards while twisting his neck. It has the impact of a neckbreaker with the simplicity of a bulldog and the crowd cheers. Harmony makes the pin. 1...2...3! Harmony Fallacia is the winner in her first CWA match!
Ricky Simms - I am being told she calls that Disharmony.
Henry Lesher - Whatever she calls it, it works.
Harmony leaves the ring, still bleeding and not walking very spryly as she returns to the backstage area. This newest member of the Flock has become another strong member of that always competitive group. Nick Vinyard has joined the list of the injured from the beating he took here tonight in a hard fought match up.
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PB FUBU
vs
Max Cameron
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"T.O. Party Anthem" by Maestro plays as PB FUBU makes his way to the ring without his tag team partner Lightning. "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC marks the entrance for Max Cameron and he races into the ring and the two clash as the bell rings to start this match up. FUBU whips Max Cameron to the ropes and misses a clothesline. Max then misses a roundhouse kick to the head which FUBU back bridges to avoid. Max then elbows FUBU in the stomach, then knees him in the forehead when he falls to the ring. Max goes for a quick pin. 1...2... kick out by FUBU.
Henry Lesher - Max didn't really think that would give him the win, did he?
Ricky Simms - I'm not a mind reader, Doc.
Max then pulls FUBU to his feet and takes an eye gouge. FUBU then knees Max in the gut, rakes the eyes again and headbutts him to the mat. FUBU then jumps to the second rope and somersaults onto Max Cameron and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron.
Henry Lesher - It's attack of the weak pin night.
PB FUBU then gets Max to his feet and whips him to the corner buckle. Max then comes out and clotheslines FUBU to the mat hard. Max then picks FUBU up and gives him a body slam. He gets FUBU to his feet and tries for a vertical suplex. FUBU blocks it and then suplexes Max Cameron in response. FUBU follows this up, by standing Max up and belly to belly suplexing him down and trying for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. FUBU then stands Max up and whips him to the buckle. he then stands on the second rope and lets the punches fly. 1...2...3...4...5... The crowd counts along, but Max shortens the count by picking FUBU up and giving him a reverse atomic drop to the mat. Max Cameron then picks FUBU up over his shoulder and lands a power slam on PB FUBU. Max wraps him up for the pin. 1...2... reversal by FUBU! 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron.
Ricky Simms - Some high impact moves starting to be employed here. Max almost has PB FUBU pinned for the count and the reversal was almost a success as well.
Henry Lesher - You qualify almost success as a good thing? You should be working for the US military then.
Max and FUBU both get to their feet and then they lock up again. Max puts FUBU into an arm bar, but FUBU reverses that and then releases the arm and dropkicks Max to the mat. FUBU then gets up lightning quick, comes off of the ropes and leaps through the air, nailing Max Cameron with a lariat. He then stands Max up, whips him to the corner and back drops him out of it. He goes for the pin. 1...2... Max kicks out. The barrage of two counts continues. FUBU pulls Max to his feet and Max gouges the eyes of FUBU. Max then punches FUBU in the side of the head and measures him for another, then another and takes up a boxer's pose. FUBU responds with a kick to the gut of Max, then picks him up and jack knifes him to the mat. FUBU then jumps to the top rope and then he lands a CN Tower Bomb! He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! PB FUBU is the winner!
Ricky Simms - Impressive win here by FUBU.
Henry Lesher - Impressive to some. I'm busy sleeping right now. Wake me when it gets interesting.
Backstage we see Vesuvius looking in storage closets and looking concerned as he makes his way down the hall. Joe Davidson approaches him for an interview.
Joe Davidson - V-Man, if we could have a moment of your time, what are you looking for?
Vesuvius - Whoever or whatever attacked Shannon from the rafters hasn't been seen since and it has to be somewhere inside this building.
Joe Davidson - Everyone appears to be in the dark on this incident. Anyone know the status of our owner's health?
Vesuvius - He is in stable condition with a concussion. This is no light issue. If anything happens to him, as I understand it, our leader becomes...
Lunacy Muse enters the shot with a smile on her face.
Lunacy Muse - Me. I knew patience would pay off. Good luck in your search, Vesuvius. You'll find your man. You always do. Just don't rush yourself and make sure Shannon takes his time in coming back.
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The Freak
vs
Ingee Shmelky
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"Enemy Within" by Arch Enemy plays as The Freak makes his way to the ring. He races into the ring and appears to be praying as he kneels in the middle of the ring. Is his fear of Shmelk that strong? There's no sign of Dick Grayson as a guest referee. KITT has not been heard from as of yet.
Ricky Simms - Bizarre.
Henry Lesher - Dear God, this is going to be unfathomably stupid. Anyone with decent wrestling sense, go for a beer or check out what's on the Playboy channel for the next few minutes. Stay tuned if you can handle it, but I don't know many that could.
"2 of Hearts" by Stacy Q plays and we see Adam West dragging Ingee Shmelky to the ring. Ingee is kicking and screaming to get away as Freak gets to his feet inside the ring. Adam has a four litre bottle of milk in his hand. He places a foot on the chest of Ingee at ringside and tells him to open his mouth. When Ingee does, he pours some milk down the throat of the tiny albino wonder and Ingee's fighting stops. He gets to his feet once Adam lets him up. Ingee looks into the ring and informs Freak he is so dead. Ingee steps through the ropes and the bell rings. The crowd is cheering on the 100 pounder. Freak then clotheslines him out of the ring and Ingee appears to be out cold. Adam places Ingee over his shoulder and then dumps him back into the ring. The power of Shmelk has been challenged. This is when Dick Grayson starts for the ring with the ref's shirt on. He gets into the ring and starts arguing with current ref, Mark Davis, as Freak pins Ingee for a count of about fifty. Freak then gets to his feet and has a few words for Dick Grayson. Adam then reaches under his cape, produces Shengee Shmelky from a backpack hidden underneath and pulls Ingee from the ring and hides him under the cape.
Henry Lesher - I do not believe this.
Shengee lies motionless as Freak turns his attention to him. Freak pulls Shengee to his feet, whips him off of the ropes and Shengee lariats Freak down to the mat! He then gets to his feet and shouts the Xena battle cry! Little Shengee comes off the ropes and tries for a rolling thunder, but the rolling thunder is fruitless as Freak moves out of the way. Dick Grayson stands inside the ring, but allows Mark Davis to do his job. Adam West continues to act very carefree while carrying the power of Shmelk on his back under his cape.
Ricky Simms - The fans are very much into this one.
Henry Lesher - Salt Lake City is not known as the smartest city... might not even be the smartest city with salt in its name.
Shengee is pulled to his feet by Freak. Freak then screams as he recognizes this is the other Shmelky brother. The ref laughs when he suggests this and Shengee lands a dropkick to Freak. Shengee then gets to his feet, charges at Freak, but Freak sweeps his legs out from under him. Shengee falls forward and nails his face on the corner buckle. There's another bleeder. Freak then rolls Shengee up. 1...2... Dick Grayson shoves Mark Davis aside and tells Freak the pin looks very wrong to him and then dares him to say something bad about the Boy Wonder. Freak goes into a fetal position and starts crying, but only for a few moments as he ponders the power of Shmelk. Freak then leaps to his feet and makes a statement regarding the power of the Bat only going so far and he attempts to kick Adam West through the ropes. Dick Grayson holds him back just far enough and then Dick says he's getting angry. The lights dim and we hear the Knight Rider theme echo throughout the arena.
Henry Lesher - If anyone needs me, I am under the desk.
The fans cheer as they see KITT driving out on the top of the stage, compelete with the red light going back and forth. Adam West charges at the car and starts an argument with it. Behind KITT, we then see the Batmobile driving out and blocking KITT's escape route. Adam kicks the front fender of KITT and KITT sprays Adam with a fine mist which causes Adam West to drop like a rock out cold to the steel grating. He may have also landed on poor Ingee on his back. Inside the ring, Shengee and Freak lock up, but Shengee notices the neat cars and releases the hold. Freak then rolls Shengee up. 1...2...3! Freak has won the match up! Dick Grayson then grabs ref Mark Davis who just counted the pin and has a few words for him. Mark punches Dick in the face, but Dick kicks Mark in the gut, then charges up the ramp and past KITT who sprays mist at Dick but misses him. Dick gets into the Batmobile and drives out, tires squealing as he does so. KITT announces that his work here is done as he backs out as well to a huge ovation. The fans want the car to wrestle the Batmobile!
Henry Lesher - This is not happening. The world is coming to an end.
Ricky Simms - What a win for Freak here this week. Super match up.
Henry Lesher - I hate you.
Backstage we see Samantha Johnson with Charley MacAdam. Samantha is still in the elegant gown she was in earlier tonight.
Charley MacAdam - So we are now over half way through tonight and Innocence Lost made quite the statement to get things started. Do you feel that you girls were heard?
Samantha Johnson - *nods* For sure. We have word now that we can choose two wrestlers to go against SLHK, the Murderdolls and BOD next week for the tag team titles in a four corners match, first pinfall takes all.
Charley MacAdam - That's a pretty amazing announcement indeed. I guess next week's Assault will feature some great action indeed.
Samantha Johnson - This is a start. Innocence Lost will show everyone what we're made of.
Charley MacAdam - What about the rumors of inhuman creatures and things of this nature involving Robyn and Kristen?
Samantha Johnson - I am not commenting on any of that. Talk to you later Charley.
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Moose and Lone Wolf
vs
NADP
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"Just Another Victim" by Cypress Hill plays, but as NADP makes their way to the ring, they are attacked by Lone Wolf and Moose who start battling them at the top of the stage! Lone Wolf and Moose dropkick Dex and Rex to the stage. They then make their way to the ring to the cheers of the fans. Moose states this is the end of MSK and he high fives Lone Wolf. Rex and Dex get to their feet and make their way down the ramp and the crowd boos them as they enter the ring. The bell rings and Moose and Lone Wolf attack Dex and Rex with numerous shots to the head. They then whip them off the ropes, but Dex and Rex shoulder block Moose and Lone Wolf to the mat.
Ricky Simms - NADP needs to use their size here. Moose and Lone Wolf look good and have held titles elsewhere.
Henry Lesher - So why are three teams of women fighting with BOS next week and leaving these guys out of the tag team title hunt?
Ricky Simms - I'm not a booker.
Henry Lesher - Thank God.
Dex and Rex stand Moose up and whip him to the ropes, then double backdrop him to the mat. Lone Wolf then gets to his feet and takes a double roundhouse kick from both members of NADP. Lone Wolf goes down and Rex heads out of the ring and Dex becomes the legal man inside the ring. Moose goes into the ring and takes a body slam from Dexter Cooper. Moose is then pulled to his feet by Dex as Rex is tagged in. Rex climbs to the second rope and Dex holds Moose open as Rex lands a solid ax handle to the ribs of Moose. Rex then places Moose into an abdominal stretch. Lone Wolf climbs to the top rope in his corner. He then leaps off and lands a flying elbow to the back of Rex's neck. The ref then guides Lone Wolf out of the ring as dex comes in and places Moose back into the abdominal stretch. As he does that, Rex boots Moose in the ribs a few times. The ref tells Rex to leave the ring. Dex keeps the pressure on and Moose then powers out, hip tossing Dexter tro the mat. Moose then lunges for the corner. He makes the tag to Lone Wolf. Lone Wolf comes in and backdrops Dex, then clotheslines Rex as he charges into the ring and then tosses Dex over the top rope with a hip toss.
Ricky Simms - Great entrance for Lone Wolf here.
Henry Lesher - Again I wonder why all those girls get title shots and these two don't.
Ricky Simms - Easy to forget that Moose is in line for a shot at gold next week as he faces the winner of Dizz against Leech later tonight. He also has the cage match against Leech in two weeks time.
Henry Lesher - Quite the full dance card for Moose then.
Lone Wolf picks Rex up and tosses him out of the ring onto the Spanish announce table which breaks under the weight of the 300 pounder! Dex charges into the ring and Lone Wolf gives him a spinning power bomb to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dexter Cooper! Lone Wolf then whips Dex off of the ropes and tosses him out of the ring onto Rex. Dex lands awkwardly and screams in pain and grabs his leg. The ref rushes out and makes the "X" symbol with his hands and calls for the bell. As the bell is rung, the arena darkens and we hear laughter echoing throughout, not the same as Damien's was earlier tonight. Someone finds this highly amusing...
Ricky Simms - What the hell is going on here tonight?
Henry Lesher - MSK is falling apart.
Ricky Simms - Dex looks like he really hurt his leg. I saw someone land that way once and it was their achilles tendon and they never came back.
Henry Lesher - I'm the doctor here. Don't act like you know anything when you don't.
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Romeo and 6Pac
vs
Sinners Inc.
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Romeo Salvador and 6Pac Dudley race to ringside as EMTs arrive for Dex Cooper. Rex is on his feet now and Lone Wolf and Moose are nowhere to be found. As Romeo and 6Pac starts helping wheel their fallen stablemate back to the backstage area, they are attacked by Cerberus and Asmodeus! They pick Romeo and 6Pac up and drop them across the ring railing!
Ricky Simms - This match hasn't even been announced yet!
Henry Lesher - Those fools in Sinners Inc. have been pulling stunts like this ever since they attacked Diablo.
Ricky Simms - You need to let that go.
6Pac is rolled into the ring by Asmodeus. Asmodeus then steps over the top rope as Cerberus and Romeo battle outside of the ring. Asmodeus signals that it is time for a choke slam and the fans cheer. They have wanted to watch the death of MSK for a long time and they believe that this could be it. As Asmodeus gets 6Pac into position for the choke slam, we hear "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy and Asmodeus tosses 6Pac aside and looks up the ramp. However, we see VP Dave with Lunacy Muse at the top of the ramp instead. F\Dave has a microphone.
VP Dave - You should see the look on your stupid face, Asmodeus! You actually thought CellBlock was coming out? Now that is truly hilarious! You are quite the gullible one.
Lunacy takes the microphone.
Lunacy Muse - This is a great night. Our show, our programming, our ideas fly without anyone being allowed to question them. Enjoy your night guys.
Dave and Lunacy head to the back and 6Pac low blows Asmodeus. The ref spots that and declares this match over before it really got started with Sinners Inc. being the winners. Romeo Salvador charges into the ring when he sees Asmodeus on his knees and starts pummeling him. These two had quite the fight not that long ago and Romeo used salt to get that win. Asmodeus gets to his feet and grabs Romeo by the throat and picks him up for a choke slam. 6Pac chop blocks Asmodeus' knees out from under him, but Cerberus hits the ring with a chair in his hands. He swongs and connects with Romeo's head, knocking him out of the ring. Cerberus tries to nail 6Pac with it, but he manages to roll out of the ring. 6Pac then helps Romeo to the back. Asmodeus gets to his feet and he and Cerberus laugh at the retreating members of MSK. They don't care how they won. They won and they have confidence that they will win again.
Ricky Simms - What the hell was with the CellBlock music? He's in BLPW now.
Henry Lesher - Nothing beats psychological warfare. Asmodeus took it pretty good there.
Ricky Simms - Nevertheless, Sinners Inc. won this one. That streak you hate continues as they win-loss record grows more impressive every week.
Backstage we see Dexter Cooper being placed on the ambulance. The EMTs are getting as much of a workout tonight as the wrestlers are. This event has injured many and hasn't left anyone without bumps and bruises yet and the biggest matches are yet to come!
Ricky Simms - That looks really bad.
Henry Lesher - So does your hair, but it hasn't ended your career yet.
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Cyrus
vs
mlsq42
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Ricky Simms - The next match is for the newly formed Superior Title.
Invasion of the gabber bots plays and Q walks out with the new title belt around his waist. The fans shower a confused Q with insults and bombard him with trash.
Ricky Simms - Not exactly a warm welcome here for the Superior champion.
Henry Lesher - Just who exactly is he superior to Ricky?
Ricky Simms - At least it would appear that Q has decided to join us this week.
Hero by Chad Kroger beings playing as Q steps through the ropes. Cyrus walks from a thick cloud of smoke to a nice response from the crowd. Cyrus steps through the ropes as the bell rings. They lock up in the middle of the ring, Q uses his considerable bulk to push Cyrus into the ropes. The referee calls for the break and Q backs away with his arms up. Q goes for a punch quickly, Cyrus blocks it and returns with three straight rights and a knee lift. Cyrus hammers Q with forearm smashes across the back then whips him into the corner. Cyrus charges in with a clothesline but Q moves and hits a swinging neckbreaker as Cyrus staggers out.
Ricky Simms - The Spanish Inquisition
Q picks Cyrus up and whips him to the opposite corner, he then rushes in and hits a big splash knocking the wind out of Cyrus. Q takes advantage of this standing him up and unleashes multiple chops to the chest and throat. Q picks Cyrus up onto his shoulder but Cyrus quickly slides over his back and pushes Q into the buckle. Cyrus knocks Q to the mat with a thunderous clothesline. Q rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. Q walks over to the time keeper’s table and grabs the title before waving his arms in the direction of the ring.
Ricky Simms - What’s going on here?
Henry Lesher - It would appear Q has had enough.
Cyrus quickly jumps out of the ring and chases Q up the ramp. Q turns and makes a wild swing with the title belt. Cyrus ducks the belt shot and kicks Q in the stomach as he turns. Cyrus raises an arm then gives Q dangerous DDT right on the steel ramp eliciting a loud cheer from the crowd.
Ricky Simms - A bit of strategy from Q here.
Henry Lesher - Perhaps he should leave the strategy to his other personality.
Cyrus whips Q towards the ring causing him to strike his back against it. Q staggers forward holding his back, Cyrus rushes down the ramp and takes Q down with another clothesline. Cyrus pushes Q backwards into the ring again and punches him a few times.
Henry Lesher - Cyrus showing he prepared for this match, after this short week Q’s back cannot have fully recovered.
Cyrus then attempts to whip Q into the ring steps, Q reverses it sending Cyrus spinning over the steps after hitting them knee first.
Ricky Simms - Cyrus takes a hard shot to his knees here.
Q smiles and heads over to Cyrus, he grabs a hold of his leg and smashes his knee into the concrete. Q then lifts him up and drops him knee first across the barricade.
Henry Lesher - Like a predator stalking his wounded prey eh Ricky?
Q leans Cyrus against the barricade and goes for a splash, Cyrus simply hits Q in the nose with a back elbow as he gets close. Q’s eyes tear up and he staggers away. Cyrus rams Q’s head into the barricade then the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring. Cyrus whips Q into the ropes and ducks behind him as he comes back using the momentum to hit a German suplex.
Ricky Simms - Big German suplex by Cyrus!
Cyrus picks Q up and pushes him face-first into the ropes hitting him in the small of the back with a forearm as he bounces back. Cyrus spins him around and throws forearms at Q’s jaw before whipping him into the ropes. Cyrus follows a half-step behind and spears Q through the ropes before he can rebound. As Q stands Cyrus runs down the ring apron and jumps off taking Q down with a flying clothesline.
Ricky Simms - Cyrus really taking it to Q here.
Henry Lesher - He wants to prove himself a “hero” Ricky.
Cyrus rolls back the protective mats and picks Q up. He gives him two quick knee lifts and goes for a suplex. Q shifts his weight and crashes down on top of Cyrus slamming him into the exposed concrete.
Ricky Simms - He may have waited too long into the match to try something like that.
Henry Lesher - Fatigue and a weakened knee will do you no favors.
Q follows this up with a superkick that knocks Cyrus off his feet. Q picks him up and rolls him into the ring.
Ricky Simms - Cyrus is hurting bad here.
Q rolls into the ring and sets Cyrus up for the Q jumper.
Henry Lesher - This should end it here.
As Q jumps Cyrus slips out from under this leg sending him down hard on his knee. Cyrus is on him quickly with punches. Cyrus attempts to whip Q into the ropes, Q reverses it sending Cyrus over the top rope. Cyrus holds on to the rope and lands on the apron.
Ricky Simms - Quick thinking by both of them here.
Cyrus sticks his head through the ropes to re-enter the ring. Q quickly wraps his leg around Cyrus’ head and delivers the Q jumper. The spring on the ropes bounces Cyrus onto the arena floor hard.
Henry Lesher - This is it Ricky, he won’t get up from that.
Ricky Simms - I agree Doc.
The ref jumps through the ropes and checks on Cyrus as he lies out on the floor. He quickly calls for the bell.
Ricky Simms - Q has retained the Superior title here.
Henry Lesher - I don’t think he’s finished yet.
Q jumps out of the ring and rolls Cyrus back in. He begins to set Cyrus up for another Q Jumper on the Superior Title.
Ricky Simms - This is totally uncalled for. How dare this bastard call himself a champion.
Henry Lesher - Easy kid. You'll give yourself a nosebleed.
Out of nowhere a masked man is suddenly in the ring and clubs Q across the back. Q picks up the belt and swings for this masked man. The man ducks and clotheslines Q to the ground. He then stomps on Q until he crawls out of the ring. Q bids a hasty retreat as the masked man helps Cyrus up.
Henry Lesher - Now what the hell is that all about?
Ricky Simms - I believe we’ll find out soon.
Henry Lesher - Hopefully I will care by then.
Backstage we see Scarlet Bitch standing face to face with Kathy Smith.
Scarlet Bitch - So you bitches think you have a hope in hell against our boys and us?
Kathy Smith - Oh we have a hope and it won't be us who are in hell. We'll reserve a spot for you and Katt there, though.
Katt attacks Kathy from behind with a two by four to the back! She then slams it across her back again, snapping it in two. Katt and Scarlet then put the boots to kathy, but take off when Samantha, Kristen and Robyn race to the rescue. Next week only two of the four will step into the ring for a shot at the tag team titles.
Ricky Simms - Heinous attack here by Scarlet and Katt!
Henry Lesher - That's right. Kathy is an angel. Whatever.
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BOD
vs
SLHK
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"Harder Better Fater Stronger" by Daft Punk plays as Shelia Lavin and Hitoni Kiashi make their way to the ring. They step through the ropes to the boos of the crowd. Shelia then has a few words for Henry Lesher at ringside from last week's action when she injured Lightning. As they stand in the ring discussing strategy, we hear "Voodoo" by Godsmack and the tag team champions make their way to the ring. Jakob and Ezra pose for the camera and state they are the best and no one will upset them here tonight.
Henry Lesher - Let's see if they can hold the belts for more than a week this time.
Ricky Simms - It wouldn't hurt you to admit they are a good team.
The bell rings to start the match as Jakob enters the ring and stands nose to nose with Hitoni. Jakob chops her to the chest and she returns the favor. he chops harder and so does she. He delivers a right hook to the jaw of the Japanese Amazon and she does the same to Jakob. She then whips Jakob off of the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. She then plants a knee to the throat of Jakob, but Jakob rolls over and out of the way of Hitoni. Jakob then grabs her by the shoulder and backslides her to the mat for a pin. 1...2... Hitoni kicks out! Jakob then tags in Ezra and Ezra charges into the ring and lays the boots to Hitoni as she gets to her feet. Hitoni then is whipped off of the ropes and Ezra backdrops her, but she lands on her feet and then lands a Bubba Bomb on Ezra! She goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ezra. Hitoni then tags in Shelia Lavin. Shelia then places ezra in a sleeper as he gets to his feet. Shelia stands behind ezra with the sleeper applies, but Ezra drives her back and squashes her in the corner. Ezra then elbows Shelia in the chin and then snap mares her out of the corner. Ezra then grabs Shelia by the hair, whips her into his corner and tags in Jakob. Jakob steps over the top rope and then he places his hand around the throat of Shelia and picks her up for a choke slam. Shelia instead thumbs the eye of Jakob. Jakob drops Shelia and she scrambles to tag Hintoni back into this match.
Ricky Simms - The challengers are holding their own.
Henry Lesher - Has anyone checked Hitoni? I think she has a bigger set than any of the men around here.
Ricky Simms - I am not even going to justify that with a response.
Henry Lesher - Did I ask for a response?
Hitoni stands Jakob up and she then hip tosses him like he's a rag doll. Jakob quickly gets to his feet and tags in Ezra. Ezra and Jakob then double dropkick Hitoni out of the ring. Ezra follows her out, picks her up and drops her onto the ring steps. Ezra then drags her over to the remains of the oft busted Spanish announce table and body slams her onto the sliver and pieces of metal. Ezra then gives her a leg drop as the ref shouts at Ezra to return to the ring. Ezra does roll back into the ring, but only to break up the count. He then rolls back out after Hitoni. Hitoni then grabs a piece of the table and nails Ezra between the eyes with it. Ezra then stumbles back and Shelia Lavin kicks him in the face from the apron. Ezra stumbles some more as Hitoni gets to her feet, then gives Ezra a straight kick to the chin. The back of Ezra's head strikes the ring post! Hitoni rolls into the ring to break up the count and she starts looking through the pieces of table for one that will hurt the most.
Ricky Simms - Get the feeling the ref has lost all control here?
Henry Lesher - The ref would have to have control here for him to lose it.
Jakob charges around the ring and spears Hitoni down as she picks up one of the pieces of the table. Ezra rolls into the ring to once again break up the count and he then rolls back out. Shelia dives from the apron onto Jakob and body presses him to the floor. Shelia then sees Ezra coming, ducks a clothesline and delivers sweet chin music to ezra before rolling him into the ring. Hionti enters the ring and smiles as she looks at the fallen Ezra! Jakob then charges into the ring and nails Hitoni in the head with a piece of the broken table and the ref calls for the bell. The match is an SLHK win by DQ so the titles stay on BOD's waists. Shelia charges into the ring and gives Jakob sweet chin music as we see Scarlet Bitch and Katt charging into the ring with two by fours in their hands. They swing at Shelia and miss as she ducks the swings. Shelia then upper cuts Katt and eye gouges Scarlet. Katt then wields the two by four in her hand and strikes Shelia to the back of the head. Scarlet and Katt then wind up and both of then nail Hitoni as she gets to her feet with shots to her chest in unison! Hitoni falls over the top rope and to the outside! Jakob and Ezra grab their belts and their girlfriends accompany them out of the ringside area.
Henry Lesher - Now there's a strong set of champs there, their girlfriends fighting their battles for them.
Ricky Simms - Hardly, Jakob intended to get the DQ so they can keep the belts. This is not going to be a simple task for SLHK or Innocence Lost next weke when they face both teams at once and you know that Katt and Scarlet will battle to keep the belts on their boyfriends' waists.
Henry Lesher - And to think Scarlet could have had a real man like Steve Hawkins.
Backstage we see Xtasy standing with Vesuvius. Vesuvius shakes his head.
Vesuvius - Where in the hell have you guys been? If Dave Morbid sees you...
VP Dave enters the frame and smiles.
VP Dave - My ears are burning. Hey, X, nice to see you here. It's been quite the quiet week for you and Steve and then you guys both no showed tonight? I hear you guys went to see peelers?
Steve enters the frame and slaps Xtasy on the back.
Steve Hawkins - Flock shlock, tonight I showed X what a real drug is. Women, wall to wall. It wasn't a big deal. I'll make some noise when you guys give me a shot at some gold.
VP Dave - X, you're suspended. Steve, you're a loser and as such you're suspended too.
Xtasy - Say what? You can't do that!
VP Dave - *laughs* Shannon is hurt. Lunacy is boss. She said I could, so I can and I just did. Enjoy your time away from the game, X.
Xtasy - *grabs VP Dave by the shirt collar* You haven't seen the end of me.
VP Dave - If you don't take your hands off of me, it'll be the last anyone sees of you.
Xtasy laughs and walks away and nods towards Steve Hawkins.
Xtasy - You're okay, Hawkins. Thanks for the evening's festivities.
Steve Hawkins - Anytime. I am always ready to convert people to my naked female religion. It's quite the spiritual experience.
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Leech
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Dizz
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"Nobody's Listening (Archangel Remix)" by Linkin Park begins to play and we see Dizz, out world champion, making his way to the ring. Tonight he faces Leech for the first time in a huge match for both men, not to mention for the CWA. Dizz steps through the ropes and holds his belt high before once again resting it on his shoulder.
Ricky Simms - Dizz has come a long way from the kid who asked Shannon for a contract.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, I think that event was in St. Louis. We're miles away from there.
"Brainwashed" by Iced Earth plays as the challenger makes his way to the ring. This is the biggest match of Leech's CWA career and he gets to face the only champion the CWA has seen to this point in this incarnation. Leech steps through the ropes and the crowd cheers as the two men lock their eyes on each other. The bell rings and the two stand face to face as the tension mounts. Half the crowd is cheering for Leech and the other half is cheering for Dizz. Dizz is first to strike and he and Leech start trading punches in the center of the ring as the arena explodes. Leech whips Dizz to the ropes. Dizz ducks a clothesline, comes off of the ropes and backdrops Leech. Leech lands on his feet and misses a roundhouse kick as Dizz dodges it. Dizz and Leech then retreat to opposite corners. They then charge to the middle of the ring and collide, shoulder to shoulder. Neither man budges. Leech comes off of the ropes and both men collide shoulder to shoulder again.
Ricky Simms - Neither man giving an inch here in this battle for the world title.
Henry Lesher - This should be excellent as two masters of pain square off in the middle of the ring and only one will emerge victorious while the other is relegated to the loss.
Dizz eye rakes Leech and then picks Leech up and gives him a tilt a whirl suplex. He then picks Leech up and body slams him to the mat. Dizz then goes outside the ring and then attempts a lionsault onto Leech, but Leech rolls out of the way and Dizz hits the mat hard. Leech rolls out of the ring and Dizz then rolls outside right afterwards. The two start trading punches outside the ring. Dizz picks Leech up and drops him onto the ring railing. Leech grabs the ring railing and prevents it fron doing any damage then side kicks Dizz in the head. Dizz falls sideways a bit, then trips over the ring steps and falls to the floor. Leech smells blood and charges around to Dizz and starts putting the boots to him, then rolls him into the ring to prevent a count out. Leech slides into the ring as a dazed Dizz gets to his feet. Leech DDts Dizz to the mat, then heads to the ropes. he reaches the top, dives off for a five star frog splash, but Dizz manages to roll out of the way and Leech winds himself when he hits the mat!
Ricky Simms - Dizz has an uncanny ring sense for a youngster. It's scary to think what experience might do for this kid.
Henry Lesher - He's already world champ. How much better could he really get?
Dizz gets to his feet and then whips Leech off the ropes and clotheslines him in the middle of the ring. He then stands Leech up and snap suplexes him back down again. Dizz stands Leech up and lands a gutwrench suplex on the challenger. Dizz goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Leech. Dizz then whips Leech off of the ropes and backdrops him. Leech lands on his feet, turns Dizz around and nails him with a stunner! Leech goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dizz.
Ricky Simms - That close to a new world champion!
Henry Lesher - Quite the show put on here. I would love to cut it up, but I haven't thought of a reason yet.
Leech pulls Dizz to his feet and then whips him to the corner. Leech then shoulder blocks him once, twice, three times and follows this with an eye rake on the top rope. Leech then rabbit punches Dizz in the back of the head, whips him off of the ropes and gives him a spinebuster. He then smiles as he stands Dizz up and delivers the Pipe Cashing! He goes for the pin! 1...2... foot on the rope by Dizz! Leech then stands Dizz up, picks him up and gives him the Pipe Cashing again! He again goes for the pin! 1...2... Dizz rolls out of it!
Ricky Simms - Leech has a few words for the ref on that one. He believes that should have been three.
Henry Lesher - I agree with the little stonehead. Dizz has an uncanny ability to keep that title.
Ricky Simms - Stonehead?
Leech pulls Dizz to his feet, then picks him up for another Pipe Cashing. Dizz returns to his feet then manages to charges to the corner and land the Reckless Abandon out of nowhere! He goes for the pin! 1...2... Leech rolls out of it! It is now Dizz's turn to argue the count with the referee. Dizz then stands Leech up and goes for another Reckless Abandon! Leech stops the assault and tosses Dizz over the top rope to the floor! Leech then climbs to the top rope and dives to the floor, grabbing Dizz in a headlock on the way down and bulldogging him to the floor! Leech then rolls Dizz into the ring. Leech climbs to the top rope and lands a shooting star press on Dizz and goes for the pin! 1...2... Dizz again gets his foot on the bottom rope!
Ricky Simms - My God, what will it take to pin either man here tonight?
Henry Lesher - A tornado?
Leech stands Dizz up, whips him to the ropes, but Dizz holds onto the ropes as leech goes for a dropkick. Leech hits the mat and Dizz places him in a crossface chicken wing! Leech then grabs the bottom rope right away and the ref forces a break of the hold. Dizz puts the boots to Leech as he is still in the ropes. Dizz then stands Leech up, whips him to the ropes and both men dropkick each other down. The ref starts counting both men down. 1.... both grab the bottom rope next to each other. 2.... both get to one knee. 3.... Dizz gets to both feet but looks shaky. 4.... Leech gets to both feet and takes a kick in the gut from Dizz which stops the count. Dizz then picks Leech up into a power bomb position and power bombs him over the top rope to the floor!The crowd starts the HOLY SHIT chant again.
Ricky Simms - He broke him in half! Leech is not getting up from that!
Henry Lesher - That was ugly. I like it.
Dizz heads to the top rope and waits for Leech to shakily get to his feet. Dizz goes for a flying body press from the top rope. Leech catches Dizz in mid-air and power slams him to the floor! Leech then grabs the apron and pulls himself into the ring. Dizz gets to his feet holding his back and wincing in pain. Dizz then rolls into the ring. He and Leech start trading punches again, but the shots don't have nearly the power that they had at the start of this match up. Dizz then picks Leech up and gives him a belly to back suplex and tries for the pin. 1...2... Leech kicks out! Leech gets to his feet and Dizz and Leech starts trading kicks and elbows. Dizz then headlocks Leech and goes for another Reckless Abandon! He lands it, but doesn't have the energy to make a cover, lying on his back breathing hard as he tries to catch his breath! Dizz slowly rolls over to make the cover. 1...2... Leech rolls out! Dizz then gets to his feet, more weary by the very moment and looks to the crowd for energy.
Ricky Simms - Dizz has his followers in the crowd and a match like this shows you why.
Henry Lesher - I cannot take anything away from either man here tonight.
Dizz places Leech in the corner and gives him another Reckless Abandon! He lands on top of Leech and both men appear to be out! 1...2....3! Dizz retains the belt!
Ricky Simms - How many finishers did both men hit before one finally finished the other off? Leech was so close. He is at that level. He is that damned good! Leech is the man here tonight, even if he has to play second to Dizz! Both men should be proud of this showing! Dizz is handed the belt and the crowd is ecstatic!
Leech gets to his feet and sees Dizz with the belt raised. Leech grabs a microphone and spits blood on the mat and then turns Dizz around.
Leech - Dizz, you were the better man tonight. Tomorrow morning, I am going to hate you. Next week, I'll come right back after you. That gold will be mine and I will hunt you down forever for it... but tonight... *offers his hand* great fucking match.
Dizz shakes hands with Leech and Dizz watches Leech leaving. Dizz picks the microphone up off the canvas.
Dizz - Leech, I'll be waiting. Oh... great fucking match to you, too.
The crowd cheers as Dizz poses in the corner with his belt. He's still champ for now....
Ricky Simms - Thank you fans for tuning in to this great show! Maximum Impact was excellent and see you next month at Animosity!