We see Carl Simms in the middle of a crowd with a smile on his face. Judging by the costumed people around him, it would appear he is at a GWO halloween party.

Carl Simms - GWO fans in Sacramento were just witnesses to the first ever halloween event and what an event it was. GWO champion Myst teamed with hubby Shannon Skanes and defeated Leech and Moose with a little help from my good old dad. Halloween Jack defeated Austin Fierro in a non title match. Devo took out Jon Shocker. Shengee Shemlky and Ingee Shmelky were reunited and proved to be better than Mnoose for a win over Bob. Lethal Weapon was a surprising partner for Stevie James as they defeated Scavenger and Fixxxer. Here around me everyone is in costume except for Halloween Jack who has been trying to collect a cover chanrge on his holiday. As he gets more drunk, it apparently also becomes his birthday. All of this on the eve of the biggest GWO pay per view yet! Stay right there! You don't want to miss a thing.

Halloween Jack stumbles into the shot and puts his arm around Carl.

Halloween Jack - On my birthday, won't you support us in our hour of need?

Carl Simms - You're drunk.

Halloween Jack - You think I'm bad? Lesher's been making out with what he calls the best looking drag queen he's ever seen. Joke's on him! Wait till he finds out it's a real woman!

We hear a man screaming off camera.

Halloween Jack - Sounds like he solved the mystery. Now, I don't like the look of your cheap face.

Jack takes a swing at Carl and then face plants onto the floor. Carl simply shakes his head and walks off as we begin our show. We hear "Home" by Three Days Grace as we see images of The Authority, Moose, Leech, Stevie James, The Dying Breed, Youthful Aggression, Slim Pickens, Eddie Vines, Kosmic Kitty, Radd Matthews, Rated R, Jack Spade and Ricky Simms before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Carl Simms are set to call the action.

Henry Lesher - For the record, that was not me screaming you heard.

Carl Simms - Apparently it wasn't. Word has it that people were charging their drinks at the party to Austin Fierro and that scream was him being presented his tab total for the night. What happened with your date?

Henry Lesher - I shudder recalling it, so let's just skip it.

Carl Simms - Lesher got hot and heavy with a woman.

Henry Lesher - I said to skip it.

Boomshalkalaka vs Pyro

"Hooch" by Sum 41 plays as we await Boomshalakalaka from the back. He comes out with a hold on Pyro by the hair. He starts pulling Pyro to the ring which appears to have the crowd cheering him on at this point. Pyro, however, starts punching Boom in the ribs and then gives him an atomic drop before bulldogging him to the floor. Pyro then turns and has a few words for the crowd before standing Boom up and rolling him into the ring. Pyro then rolls himself into the ring and the bell sounds to get the match officially underway.

Carl Simms - First match of the night here as Boom found Pyro in the back and didn't want to wait for their match.

Henry Lesher - These two got into a fight at the party last night over who could choke worse. It was a draw. It was the lowlight of the party and sent a lot of people home.

Pyro places Boom into a front facelock. Boom quickly grabs onto the ropes, but Pyro is hesitant about letting go of the hold. He finally does, and Boom rolls himself out of the ring to get his bearings early on here. Pyro doesn't wait for him, instead launching himself through the ropes and onto Boom, knocking him to the floor where Pyro then rains down punches to the head of Boom. Pyro then stands Boom up and rolls him into the ring again. Pyro quickly enters the ring as well and then stands Boom up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him to the mat. Pyro then tries for a leg drop only to find no one home as Boom rolls out of the way. Boom then uses the ropes to quickly get to his feet and starts putting the boots to Pyro before he has got all the way to his feet. Boom then whips Pyro off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Boom then points to the ropes and starts making his way to the top. Once there, he poses once and executes a shooting star press which Pyro is able to roll out of the way of.

Carl Simms - If Boom had landed that, it would have been over.

Henry Lesher - Which would have made me happy. Damn him for not making me happy.

Pyro then opts to roll out of the ring to take a breather as Boom is winded inside the ring. Pyro then makes his way around the ring, pulls the timekeeper out of his chair and picks that chair up, folds it and slides it into the ring. Pyro then slides himself into the ring, gets to his feet and finds himself in an argument with the referee about the presence of the chair. Boom then chop blocks Pyro to his knees and follows that with a DDT. Boom rolls Pyro over for the pin. 1...2... Pyro manages to roll a shoulder out. Boom stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat where he strikes the back of his head on the chair. Boom then knee drops Pyro to the forehead, Pyro's head still resting on the chair. The ref then kicks the chair out of the ring, allowing the action to continue as it wasn't Boom who brought the chair into the ring. Boom than picks Pyro up and body slams him to the mat near the corner. Boom then takes to the ropes, makes his way to the top and lands a shooting star press that Pyro doesn't roll out of the way of this time. Boom then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Boomshalkalaka defeats Pyro!

Henry Lesher - Looks like Pyro wins the choking argument after all. I'm sure this is a proud moment for his parents from whichever correctional facilities they currently reside.

Carl Simms - You're awful. Big win for Boom and... he has the mic.

Boomshalkalaka - Tonight I did what I said I would. Next week, I demand a shot at the hardcore title! If I don't get it, this will be the first of many men I cause to bleed in this ring.

Carl Simms - So Boom wants a shot at the hardcore title.

Henry Lesher - I don't see how a match between him and Leech will solve anything.

Carl Simms - No one has the hardcore title yet. Don't assume it will be Leech.

Henry Lesher - I can assume all I like.

Backstage we see Joe Davidson entering the arena. He is headed off by Leech.

Leech - Well if it isn't GI Joe.

Joe Davidson - Back off, Leech.

Leech - *smiles* Or what?

Dave Jalldoff walks in the door behind Joe.

Dave Jalldoff - You heard him. Back off.

Leech - Must be nice for you guys, getting ten percent discounts on everything. Just stay out of my business, Joe. Do your damned job.

Joe Davidson - *nods* Same as I do every week, Leech.

Ricky Simms vs Rod Gordon

"Overrated" by Three Days Grace plays as Ricky Simms makes his way to the ring and the crowd gets to their feet for this entrance. He high fives fans on his way to the ring, makes his way onto the apron and gives a thumbs up to his son at ringside who gives the same back to his father. Ricky then enters the ring, steps up onto the second rope and poses for the cheering crowd of people. Ricky then jumps down and tests the ropes as we hear "Diamonds and Guns" by The Transplants and Rod Gordon starts making his way to the ring. Rod hears a moxed reaction from the crowd and tell the cameraman he is about to make his team two for two tonight. Rod steps onto the apron and has a few words with Ricky who simply shakes his head and motions Rod into the ring. Rod steps through the ropes and the bell sounds. The two then lock up in the middle of the ring, a lock up broken when Rod knees Ricky in the gut. Rod then gives Ricky a series of knife edge chops which drive him into the corner buckle. Rod then attempts to whips Ricky into the opposite buckle, but Ricky reverses it and Rod hits the corner hard, then takes a German suplex from Ricky into the middle of the ring.

Carl Simms - Good start for Dad here.

Henry Lesher - Yeah and they call me biased.

Rick goes for the pin on Rod. 1...2... Rod manages to roll a shoulder out in time. Ricky stands Rod up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Ricky then lands an elbow smash to the throat on Rod and again goes for the pin. 1...2... Rod reverses the pin into a small package. 1...2... Ricky manages to kick out and then pulls himself to his feet quickly. Ricky then grabs Rod by the hair. Rod lands a jawbreaker on Ricky and then goes for a quick pin himself. 1...2... Ricky manages a kick out as neither man is quite able to put the other away here. Rid stands Ricky up and whips him through the ropes to the floor. He then smiles as he looks out at the mostly booing crowd and he gives them the finger. Rod then steps out through the ropes onto the apron, poses once and dives into a bearhug Ricky quickly turns into a spinebuster on the floor. The crowd starts a Ricky chant as Ricky stands Rod up and whips him into the steel corner post.

Carl Simms - Classic. My father never gets respect outside the ring, yet always managed to take care of himself out there.

Henry Lesher - I find it odd that your father is teaming with Joe Davidson, the man who ended his career.

Carl Simms - Ancient history.

Henry Lesher - Yes, your father is that.

Ricky rolls Rod into the ring and then quickly rolls himself in as well. Ricky stands Rod up, whips him off the ropes, Rod reverses, whips Ricky off the ropes and gives him a tilt a whirl backbreaker to the mat. Rod then stands Ricky up, whips him into the corner and charges in shoulder first only to find no one home as Ricky moves out of the way, then delivers a pump handle slam on Rod folloed by a standing somersault leg drop. Ricky then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Ricky Simms gains a victory here this week. Ricky then rolls himself out of the ring as Rod pulls himself to his feet. Rod then turns to the ref and has a few words with him about his ability to count to three properly. The ref states his case and Rod answers with a kick to the groin on the ref before he leaves the ring, the crowd booing loudly here.

Henry Lesher - Maybe this Rod guy isn't so bad.

Carl Simms - Yeah, what a great guy he is. I wonder what punishment he'll get for that.

Backstage we see Lethal Weapon entering the building. The crowd cheers when they see him and he comes across Kosmic Kitty's sister Jamie backstage.

Lethal Weapon - Jamie, just wanted you to know I have no hard feelings for you playing my music a couple of weeks ago.

Jamie - Well, that's good.

Lethal Weapon - Maybe we can discuss it over dinner sometime.

Jamie - Well, I don't know about that.

Weapon strokes her chin and moves on as Jamie blushes.

Jack Spade vs Thunder

"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays as Marla Storme leads Thunder to the ring. Thunder receives a mixed response from this crowd tonight as he and Marla discuss matters on their way to the ring. Thunder steps onto the apron and then over the ropes. Thunder then poses on the second rope as we hear "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne and the light go out for a few moments before we see a sptlight on the entranceway and Alicia is then seen leading Jack Spade making his way to the ring. The crowd cheers as he and Alicia high five the crowd and play up their entrance. Jack then jumps onto the apron and poses there once before Thunder clotheslines him off of it to end the celebration. Thunder then reaches through the ropes and pulls Jack into the ring and the bell sounds to get this match started. Thunder stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and delivers a huge double axe handle across Jack's chest, then headbutts him to the mat. Thunder follows this up by climbing to the second rope, then drops a scissor kick across the back of Jack's neck from there and goes for the quick pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade as the crowd cheers and Alicia applauds.

Henry Lesher - How does this qualify for a pay per view match? I mean, people are expected to pay for this garbage?

Carl Simms - The GWO is anticipating the strongest buy rate ever tonight.

Henry Lesher - That is because people are awaiting Leech. It is all about Leech.

Thunder stands Spade up, whips him off the ropes and then clotheslines him to the mat. Thunder then picks Spade up and gives him a running powerslam in the corner before he again takes to the ropes. He leaps from the second rope for a knee drop, but instead takes a boot to the chin from Jack Spade who then kips up to his feet. Jack then elbow drops Thunder to the back of the neck, then places him in a crossface chicken wing. The fans cheer as the ref checks for a submission that isn't coming here. Thunder reaches for the ropes and Jack Spade struggles to pull Thunder more towards the center of the ring. Thunder then lunges with all he has and manages to grab the bottom rope. The ref forces the break as Jack shakes his head. Jack then grabs Thunder by the hair, pulls him to his feet and takes a thumb to the eye from Thunder. Thunder then shoves Jack into the corner and gives him a series of kicks that knock him off his feet. Thunder follows that up with a two handed choke in the corner which he breaks before the ref has a chance to reach the five count and DQ Thunder.

Henry Lesher - Thunder needs to show more tenacity like this every week.

Carl Simms - Thunder may be many things, but I know of few who have ever seen him as cautious in the ring.

Thunder pulls Jack Spade by the hair to the middle of the ring, then headbutts him to the mat. Thunder then comes off the ropes, measures Jack for and delivers a right hook to the skull before again choking Spade on the mat. He releases the choke with his hands, then steps one foot onto the throat of Spade as the ref shouts that he's had enough of that. Thunder raises his foot, kicks Jack in the face, then heads to the ropes. He makes his way to the second rope where he stays perched as Jack stands. Jack turns as Thunder launches from the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline and raises a knee into the gut of Thunder. Jack then lands a standing Train Wreck dropkick on Thunder and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Jack Spade with what could be seen as a lucky win here as he rolls himself out of the ring. Jack receives adulation from the fans as he also gets a hug from Alicia and heads for the back. Thunder gets to his feet, looks out at the crowd and then turns to Marla and has a few words with her.

Carl Simms - Thunder is not impressed.

Henry Lesher - And why should he be? Spade gets a lucky win here.

Carl Simms - A little luck never hurt. Impressive appearance for both wrestlers tonight.

Backstage we see Stevie James with a fan, signing an autograph.

Stevie James - So I make this out to?...

Fan - Rose.

Stevie James - What a perfect name for a beautiful flower such as yourself.

He winks at her, causing her to blush, signs his autograph and then watches her round the corner. His smile fades when Radd then rounds the same corner, coming towards him.

Stevie James - What do you want?

Radd Matthews - Tonight I take Rated R's title. Tonight you had better hope Kitty is unharmed because I will be watching.

Stevie James - Keep your eyes on your match, Radd, and I'll keep my eyes on mine.

Radd Matthews - *stands nose to nose with Stevie* Don't dismiss me, Stevie. Don't piss me off. Kitty is mine.

Stevie James - From what I understand, it's all fair game if you lose tonight.

Radd shakes his head and leaves as Stevie laughs to himself. The crowd sounds disappointed at there being no physical confrontation here.

Kosmic Kitty/Stevie James vs Mordecai Darius/T-Rex

"Can't Get the Best of Me" by Cypress Hill plays as T-Rex and Mordecai Darius make their way to the ring. They receive loud boos as Mercedes and Lexus lead the way. T-Rex tells the camera there ain't no damned way twinkies are gonna get the best of him this week. Darius holds a picture of Kitty in his hand and tears it to pieces half way to the ring, then wipes his feet on the remains of it before continuing his trek to the ring. They step into the ring and don't speak to each other, showing a severe lack of communication here this week as Darius appears to be in prayer and T-Rex is having words with his girls about their job tonight and doing it right.

Carl Simms - It'll be interesting to see how these two work together tonight.

Henry Lesher - For you, maybe, not interesting to me at all. Get me to Leech.

We then hear "Scandalous" and Kosmic Kitty starts making her way to the ring tossing Twinkies and Payday bars to the crowd with one hand and blowing kisses with the other as her basket rests on her arm. She empties the basket and then hands it to a little girl in the front row who has a blonde wig on to go with her Kosmic Kitty T-shirt. Kitty pinches the girl's cheek and then turns to face the two hostiles inside the ring. We then hear "Open Road" by Bryan Adams and Stevie James makes his way to the ring which brings more cheers from the crowd. Stevie and Kitty stand side by side as Darius and T-Rex have words for them. The ref holds them both back and Stevie tells Kitty he'll start the match. She nods and lowers her head and we wonder if she's blushing.

Henry Lesher - What is this? Young and the Restless? Get on with wrestling!

Carl Simms - Why don't you leave like you did last week?

Henry Lesher - Shut up.

Stevie steps into the ring and the bell sounds as T-Rex nominates himself to start this match off. Stevie and Rex lock up in the middle of the ring. Rex breaks the lock up and places Stevie in a headlock. Stevie then backs Rex into the ropes and whips him off the ropes. Rex shoulder blocks Stevie down, then comes off the ropes, leap frogs Stevie and then comes off the ropes again and falls to a monkey flip from Stevie. Stevie then gets to his feet quickly and motions Rex to him as Rex nods. Rex charges and ends up on the floor as Stevie throws him through them. Stevie then lands a springboard body press over the top rope to the floor on Rex before he has even had a chance to get all the way to his feet. Stevie then grabs T-Rex by the hair and slams his head into the steel steps in the corner. Rex responds with a kick to the front of the knee on Stevie. Rex then rolls himself into the ring, bleeding from the forehead. Stevie then follows, clearly favoring the knee. Stevie wastes no time in tagging in Kosmic Kitty as T-Rex lunges and tags in Darius. Darius enters the ring and smiles when he sees Kitty standing there before him.

Henry Lesher - Maybe tonight Darius can finally end this Kitty's career once and for all.

Carl Simms - Don't be so sure. She has proven herself to be resilient when she needs to be.

Darius and Kitty lock up in the center of the ring as the fans start a chant for Kitty. T-Rex orders his girls to flash the crowd to stop the chant, but they seem hesitant to do as he says. T-Rex shakes his head as we see Darius kicking Kitty in the gut in the ring and then Kitty responds with a knee of her own to the gut on Darius. Kitty then gives Darius a belly to belly suplex. Kitty follows that up by standing over Darius and then giving him a standing somersault that winds him. Kitty then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Mordecai Darius. Kitty stands Darius up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat as the crowd cheers. She tells Darius she isn't afraid of him anymore and tags in Stevie James who quickly makes his way to the top rope. Stevie then lands a flying elbow smash to the throat of the evil reverend and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Stevie James and Kosmic Kitty anre victorious here! Stevie gets to his feet to celebrate only to have T-Rex chop block him to the mat. Rex then takes a dropkick from Kitty that sends him rolling out of the ring.

Carl Simms - The teams of Stevie and Kitty win.

Henry Lesher - And those of us who value wrestling over drama lose and lose big here.

Kitty asks Stevie if he is okay as Stevie cradles his sore knee. We then see Radd Matthews making his way to the ring and not looking impressed. He rolls into the ring and tells Kitty she has done her job and now she should go. Kitty appears to hesitate, but backs away from Stevie. Kitty then follows Radd away as Stevie rolls himself out of the ring and starts to make his way out. Darius is then seen getting to his feet and appearing to be in shock as to what just occurred. On his way out of the ring, he takes the time to curse a few fans. It's the least he can do.

Carl Simms - Darius needs to lighten up.

Henry Lesher - If you were just pinned by Joanie loves Chachi you'd be pissed too.

Backstage we see Tony Parizi and Guido in Tony's office when Lethal Weapon enters with a smile on his face.

Lethal Weapon - Nice place you have heer, all nice and neat. You know, I have been away for awhile and I couldn't help passing by and thinking about how I was screwed out of title shots and screwed over by the very people running the show now. It means it's time to send a message.

Weapon draws a baseball bat from behind him and starts trashing the office as Tony shouts out for security and Guido backs off. Security guards race into the room and restrain Weapon and Tony shakes his head.

Tony Parizi - Next week, welcome back to the ring Weapon. You want a fight with management? You got it buddy. We'll make you wish you were dead.

Security drags Weapon out of the office and then we head back to the ring.

Hellfire Jack vs The Moose vs Gerard Angelo

"Hell Song" by Sum 41 plays and Gerard Angelo starts making his way out to the boos of the crowd. He informs them that Youthful Aggression's rise starts now. Angelo has a few words with one fan at ringside and then shakes his head and steps up onto the apron. Gerard then steps into the ring, removes his YA T-shirt and then we hear "H" by Tool and The Moose starts making his way out to even more boos than the hated Gerard Angelo got moments before. The Moose scowls at one fan holding a sign that shows Moose little respect. He then steps up onto the apron and looks into the ring and chuckles when he sees Angelo there. He steps through the ropes and starts telling Gerard why he will never be a great champion like Moose was and how he is going to school Angelo tonight. Angelo responds with a slap across the face of Moose. Moose smiles, shrugs and then starts landing rights and lefts to the head on Angelo, driving him into the corner. Moose then whips Angelo into the opposite corner and then clotheslines him to the mat as he comes out of it. Moose then puts the boots to Gerard as we hear the Theme From the Magnificent Seven and Hellfire Jack races out from the back with the TV title around his waist.

Henry Lesher - I don't know what the hell Jack is hurrying to defeat for.

Carl Simms - Yeah, doc, you're never wrong.

As Jack slides into the ring, the bell sounds. Jack gets to his feet and takes a big boot to the chin from Moose who then whips Jack into the corner buckle and then stomps him down to the mat. The Moose then retreats to the center of the ring and tells the crowd this is what a champion looks like. Gerard Angelo charges at Moose. Moose sidesteps it and Gerard instead charges straight into a spear to the mat from Hellfire Jack who then tries for a quick pin. 1...2... Moose kicks Jack in the neck and pulls him off of Gerard Angelo. Moose then stands Hellfire Jack up. Jack lands a right hook to the jaw of Moose, then headbutts him. Moose staggers and responds with an eye gouge on Jack before whipping him off the ropes and then both men collide, shoulder to shoulder with neither willing to go down. As they then have a few words, Gerard Angelo sweeps the legs out from under Moose. Gerard then takes a kick in the face from Jack who then picks Gerard up over his shoulder and runs him towards the corner. Gerard slides off Jack's shoulder and then shoves him hard into the corner buckle before giving him an atomic drop. Gerard then places Jack's throat over the top rope and chokes him with it.

Henry Lesher - Gerard is trying to win me over here.

Carl Simms - Yes, I am sure he is in there only to impress you.

The Moose gets to his feet and then charges at Gerard, kneeing him in the kidneys. Moose then gives Gerard a German suplex to the mat. Moose then gets to his feet, knees Hellfire Jack in the gut and shoves him through the ropes to the floor. Moose nods, then turns his attention to Gerard, leg dropping him to the back of the neck.

Henry Lesher - See how smart he is? Dump Jack out of the ring so he can concentrate in Gerard and pick up the win that way.

Carl Simms - Yes, pure genius. Whatever.

Moose places Gerard in a headlock and then gives him a bulldog to the mat. Moose then looks to the crowd and allows a small smile. It appears he is going for the Moosedriver here to end it. As he stands Gerard up, Hellfire Jack reaches into the ring and pulls Moose out to the floor. Hellfire Jack then sets Moose up for and delivers a snap suplex on him to the floor. Both men grab at their backs after that, but Jack gets to his feet first and then rolls himself into the ring. Jack then takes a spear to the mat from Gerard Angelo who then informs Jack it's time for him to take his title back. Gerard then heads to the ropes and starts for the top. As he reaches the top, Moose shakes the ropes and Gerard falls onto the top rope, spread eagle and in pain on the top. Moose then dumps Gerard off of there and Moose then climbs to the top himself. Moose then finds himself vulnerable as Hellfire Jack quickly gets up, grabs Moose and tosses him to the mat. Hellfire Jack then decides to take his turn climbing to the top rope. Hellfire then lands a missile dropkick off the top rope to the chin of Gerard Angelo before Hellfire Jack goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gerard Angelo.

Henry Lesher - Moose is going to win this. It's pretty obvious.

Carl Simms - You're pretty obvious.

Hellfire Jack stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him to the mat. Moose takes advantage of this by sweeping the legs out from underneath Hellfire Jack, then places jack in a front facelock then he quickly turns into a reverse headlock and then gives Hellfire a DDT to the mat. Gerard then shoves Moose off Hellfire and out of the ring so he can go for the pin. 1...2... Hellfire Jack manages to get a foot on the bottom rope. As Gerard argues the count with the ref, we see Moose pulling a set of brass knuckles from his tights. Moose then rolls himself into the ring and clocks Gerard with the brass knuckles and goes for the pin on him. 1...2...3! The Moose manages a win even as hellfire Jack tries to break up the count. Hellfire Jack then puts the boots to The Moose even as Moose rolls out of the ring being announced as the winner.

Henry Lesher - That's how champions win.

Carl Simms - Cheat?

Henry Lesher - If that's what it takes, sure.

The Moose places the GWO TV title over his shoulder, but as he makes his way to the back we hear "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy and Tony Parizi comes out from the back not looking impressed and flanked by Sasl Clemenzo and Big Guido.

Tony Parizi - Moose, you got your title you came here for tonight. That's a shame, because it means you made things worse for leech tonight and worse for yourself later. Next week you will face Hellfire Jack for that title and since you're such a rulebreaker, it'll be hardcore rules. Moose, have a fun week because next week that title goes back to Jack.

Moose shakes his head as we see Hellfire Jack calling the new TV champ back to the ring.

Carl Simms - This feud isn't over.

Henry Lesher - No, but Hellfire Jack's run is and next week Moose is going to end his career.

Backstage we see Rod Gordon with Shelia Lavin.

Rod Gordon - Okay, so my partner gets a hardcore title shot next week and I get screwed this week?

Shelia Lavin - You're hardly getting screwed, Rod.

Rod Gordon - Throw me in the hardcore match next week! It's time that the GWO sees what I can do!

Shelia Lavin - Haven't they seen you lose enough?

Rod Gordon - Listen, bitch, I didn't come here to ask nicely. Put me in that match. The hardcore title is coming to Rod Gordon.

Shelia Lavin - If you say so.

The Dawg vs Austin Fierro

"Who Let the Dawgs Out?" by Baha Men plays as The Dawg comes out to a loud ovation from the crowd. He informs us on his way to the ring that the Canadian title is about to come to him. He then makes his way up the ring steps and onto the apron where he barks out to the crowd before stepping inside the ring. We then hear "The Only One" by Slipknot and Canadian champion Austin Fierro makes his way to the ring led by Deacon Raymore. He gets a more mixed reaction than Dawg did, but far more whistles from the ladies in the crowd. Austin holds his belt high and hands it to Deacon before he pulls himself onto the apron and then through the ropes. He looks Dawg up and down and shakes his head, then poses once. Dawg laughs and poses once as well. They then stand nose to nose. Dawg shoves Austin who responds with a knife edge chop. The bell has sounded as the two start exchanging knife edge chops to the chest, the crowd already starting a chant for The Dawg.

Henry Lesher - Now this is a title match we can live without. We need more Leech, less filler.

Carl Simms - I would hardly call a match between these two filler.

Henry Lesher - I would hardly call filler between these two a match.

Dawg starts overpowering Austin with repeated chops to the chest. Dawg then picks Austin up and body slams him to the mat. Dawg then boot chokes Austin in the ropes. Dawg releases the choke when the ref demands it and then stands Austin up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Deacon Raymore shouts at Dawg. Dawg motions him into the ring, but Deacon only jumps up on the apron and then jumps down moments later. Austin grabs Dawg and tries to roll him up into a school boy pin. 1...2... Dawg manages to roll a shoulder out. Austin stands The Dawg up, whips him off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from The Dawg and then dropkicks the big man in the back. Austin then quickly gets to his feet, lands a series of forearm smashes to the gut on The Dawg and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Austin then rolls Dawg over again for the pin. 1...2... again Dawg manages to roll a shoulder out as the fans cheer.

Henry Lesher - It would help if either man had finish here.

Carl Simms - Well, Austin has the title.

Henry Lesher - In this barrel of monkeys, it just proves he was the highest one in the barrel.

Carl Simms - Did that mean something in your head before you said it out loud?

Austin and The Dawg both get to their feet and then lock up in the center of the ring. Dawg breaks the lock and places Austin in a headlock. Austin whips Dawg off the ropes and takes a shoulder in the neck that sends Austin falling to the mat. Dawg then comes off the ropes for a splash, but Austin rolls out of the way. Austin then quickly gets to his feet and starts putting the boots to The Dawg. Austin then kicks Dawg right out of the ring and then follows him out as chants for The Dawg grow louder. Austin stands The Dawg up and whips him head first into the guard railing as Deacon Raymore applauds from nearby. Austin then stands The Dawg up and whips him towards the corner post only to have The Dawg reverse it, whipping Austin into the steel post which strikes him between the eyes as fans in the area voice their approval.

Henry Lesher - They love it when their guy does it, but when someone I like does it, they boo.

Carl Simms - That's sort of the point to this, doc.

The Dawg then rolls a bleeding Austin into the ring before using the bottom rope to pull himself inside. The Dawg stands over Austin and signals to the crowd this one is going to be over. He then climbs to the second rope and looks out again to the cheering throng. Deacon Raymore has a few words for The Dawg and Dawg shouts back at him as Austin gets to his feet. Austin then grabs The Dawg, pulls him down and gives him a power bomb to the mat, to the shock of everyone!

Carl Simms - Dear God! I had no idea that Austin possessed such strength!

Henry Lesher - I had no idea that I didn't care!

Austin then goes for the pin on Dawg, putting his legs on the ropes for leverage. 1...2...3! Austin Fierro manages to sneak out a win here this week. He rolls himself out of the ring and takes the title belt back from Deacon and shines it up before putting it back around his waist as the fans voice their disapproval.

Carl Simms - Hollow victory to be sure.

Henry Lesher - A win is a win as I used to say to your father.

Backstage we see Max Cameron in his dressing room when Ray Dees enters the picture.

Ray Dees - A moment of your time, Max?

Max Cameron - What do you want?

Ray Dees - Just want your thoughts on tonight's cage match with Myst.

Max Cameron - I have been robbed so many times in the GWO it's hard to put my thoughts together. However, I will tell you this. After tonight, no one will ever doubt me again. They doubted me until I beat Vigilante in the CWA, doubted me in UWA until I schooled Don Mega and now they doubt me one last time. Myst is finished as the champ, plain and simple. That title is going to be mine.

Ray Dees - You sound confident.

Max Cameron - *smiles* That's because I have a plan. A man with a plan is always confident and I am no different.

Slim Pickens vs Eddie Vines vs Leech vs Halloween Jack

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays as Joe Davidson makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers him on as they haven't done in years and Joe high fives them all the way to ringside before he steps up onto the apron. He looks like a proud referee here tonight as his music fades and we hear "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses and out comes Slim Pickens. He is half way to the ring when Leech atacks him from behind with a kendo stick shot to the back. Leech then slaps him over the head with the kendo stick and follows that up with a kick to the groin. Leech then throws the kendo stick aside and then rolls Slim into the ring. Leech enters the ring and starts choking Slim with both hands while ordering Joe to count the pin here. Joe responds that he cannot ring the bell until everyone is here. Leech shrugs and continues to choke Slim.

Henry Lesher - Melts my heart to see him like this.

Carl Simms - I am going to throw up.

As Leech chokes Slim out, we see Eddie Vines racing to the ring with a length of chain in his hands. He rolls into the ring and starts choking Leech with the chain. Leech quickly gets to his feet and starts elbowing Eddie in the gut to break the choke. Eddie then wraps his right fist in the chain and drills Leech in the forehead with it, busting him open. Eddie then turns to Slim and bites his nose. Eddie releases the bite, stands Slim up and tosses him out of the ring as we see Halloween Jack making his way inside the ring. Once Jack slides under the bottom rope, we hear the bell to start this match. Jack whips Leech off the ropes and slaps a sleeperhold on him. Outside the ring, Eddie Vines picks Slim up and drops him on the guard railing where his neck snaps back off of it hard before he lands on the floor. Eddie Vines then lifts the apron and looks under it for a weapon as we see a man in a King Kong suit stepping over the railing with a weedwhacker in hand.

Carl Simms - What the...?

Henry Lesher - Someone doesn't know Halloween was yesterday.

The man in the King Kong outfit powers up the weedwhacker and catches Eddie Vines in the back of the legs with it, dropping Vines to his knees as security starts pulling the intruder away. The man in the suit throws the weedwhacker at Eddie as a last gasp, striking him in the back of the head.

Carl Simms - That was ugly.

Henry Lesher - Maybe that's why he wore the costume.

Halloween Jack and Leech are exchanging rights and lefts in the middle of the ring as Slim gets his bearings, grabs the apron and pulls himself inside. Leech thumbs Jack in the eye and hip tosses him to the mat before returning to his choke on Slim. Slim answers the choke with an eye gouge, then monkey flips Leech right out of the ring. Outside the ring, Eddie gets to his feet bleeding from the head and the back of the legs. Eddie has a trash can in hand from under the ring. Leech stands and Eddie wraps the trash can around his head, then dropkicks him back into the railing. Eddie then gets a sadistic smile on his face and proceeds to bite the hand of Leech. Leech answers with a knee to the groin as a method of self preservation, then grabs the trash can and smashes it over Eddie's head. Inside the ring, Halloween Jack whips Slim Pickens into the corner, then charges in for a spear that misses when Slim sidesteps it. Halloween Jack crashes in the corner buckle, then Slim gives him a power slam to the mat with his arm twisted underneath him. Jack screams as his shoulder is torn to unbelievable limits and Slim then places him in a hammerlock. The ref asks for a submission, but Leech jumps onto the apron and tosses the trash can into the ring, drilling Slim in the back of the head with it.

Henry Lesher - Nice shot, Leech!

Leech then steps through the ropes and grabs the chain Eddie Vines had been holding and dropped. Leech then whips Halloween Jack off the ropes and tries for a punch with the chain which Jack ducks. Jack then kicks Leech in the gut, then headbutts him to the mat before Jack rolls out of the ring in search of a weapon. On the other side of the ring, Eddie Vines has got a folding chair and slides into the ring with it. He strikes Slim Pickens in the knee with it, then clubs him over the head. Eddie then goes for the pin on Slim Pickens. 1...2... Leech breaks it up with a kick to the head on Vines. Vines turns, grabs Leech's foot and pulls him down into an ankle lock where he then bites into Leech's foot while holding him there. A smile crosses Joe Davidson's face at seeing Leech in such gutwrenching pain.

Henry Lesher - Joe Davidson is enjoying this!

Carl Simms - You were, too until your boy started taking a beating.

Halloween Jack rolls into the ring with a fire extinguisher in hand. He then clubs Leeech in the face with it before he sprays it in Eddie Vines' face. He then dropkicks a blinded Vines over the top rope before he slams the fire extinguisher into the chest of Slim Pickens. Jack then goes for the pin on Leech. 1...2... Leech manages to get a foot on the rope, though he is seen spitting blood and possible teeth here. Halloween Jack picks Leech up and slams him down to the mat before landing a knee drop to the forehead. Jack then heads to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off for a flying headbutt only to find no one home when Leech rolls out of the way. Leech then quickly gets to his feet and grabs Jack by the hair, then whips him through the ropes to the floor as Eddie enters the ring with chair in hand again. Eddie clubs Leech over the head with the chair and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Slim breaks it up by pulling Eddie off of the bloodied Leech. Slim then picks Eddie Vines up for a power slam only to have Eddie Vines claw at his eyes, causing Slim to drop him. Vines then grabs Leech by the hair and his eyes roll back in his head as he starts kicking Leech in the gut and the ref Joe Davidson appears to be almost enjoying it.

Carl Simms - Eddie Vines has some serious mental illness issues.

Henry Lesher - If only his target wasn't Leech, then I could cheer him on.

Eddie Vines whips Leech off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat only to take a chair shot from Halloween Jack who then hip tosses Eddie Vines over the top rope to the floor. Jack then grabs Slim by the throat and chokes him in the ropes, certain that victory is near. That's when the lights go out.

Carl Simms - What now?

Henry Lesher - I don't like this.

The lights are out as we hear a few thuds and the crowd is hushed as they wait to see what has happened. The lights come back on and Slim Pickens is covering Leech. A confused Joe Davidson then counts the pinfall. 1...2...3! Slim Pickens is the new hardcore champion! Not impressed, Eddie Vines enters the ring and clubs Slim in the back of the head with a fire extinguisher. Eddie then stands in the ring and screams as he turns to Leech. Security rushes out to break this up now that the match is over. A few of them catch a taste of the fire extinguisher before they finally wrestle that away from him.

Henry Lesher - Leech was robbed!

Carl Simms - Yeah yeah, whatever. What's with the lights going out and why aid Slim and have him pin Leech?

Henry Lesher - Better not be who I think it is.

Carl Simms - Who?

Henry Lesher - I can't say it or I risk making it come true.

Backstage we see an angry Hellfire Jack in Tony Parizi's office.

Hellfire Jack - Now I get screwed out of my title this week and Halloween Jack gets screwed out of his rightful place as hardcore champ? I demand some form of compensation for both of us tonight!

Tony Parizi - Now don't get all worked up here. You guys shall receive a very good opportunity. November 15th, at Overdrive, we have an opening for a tag team to challenge for the UWA titles and it so happens you and the other Jack suit perfect.

Hellfire Jack - Tell you what, Tony. You got yourself a team. However, the next time I see a night like tonight happen I come in here like Lethal Weapon did and I finish the job.

Tony Parizi - Watch your threats, Jack. They might get you in more trouble than you bargained for.

Radd Matthews vs Rated R

As we watch the cage descend, the camera catches sight of Simon, BLPW's former world champion, in the crowd. The crowd cheers as they see him and he stands and waves once politely before returning to his seat.

Carl Simms - Unusual seeing a high profile star from elsewhere here.

Henry Lesher - No it isn't.

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace begins to play as Rated R comes to the ring with the Pacific title over his shoulder. The crowd boos him as he steps inside the cage and inspects the ladder leaning in the corner. He then picks the ladder up and looks to the back awaiting Radd Matthews. As he waits, we hear "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional and Radd Matthews is seen falling from the rafters on a bungee cord where he is lowered directly onto Rated R in the cage. He kicks Rated R in the back of the head as the bell sounds. Rated R falls to the mat and onto the ladder which drills him in the ribs. Radd frees himself from the harness and cord and then picks rated R up and power slams him on the ladder as the bell sounds to get this match started.

Carl Simms - That was a different entrance.

Henry Lesher - I have seen better by better wrestlers.

Radd picks Rated R up and runs him head first into the corner buckle. Radd then sets up the ladder in the center of the ring and wastes no time in trying to hurry up it. He is almost to the top when Rated R dropkicks the ladder and sends Radd into the steel cage hard. Radd scrapes against the cage as he falls to the apron, squashed between the ropes and the steel. Rated R then grabs the ladder and sets it right again, then he starts up. Radd quickly pulls himself into the ring and then heads to the ladder. He heads up the ladder and clubs Rated R on the back a few times, before clutching onto him and then giving him a German suplex off the ladder that brings the fans to their feet. Radd then boot chokes Rated R in the ropes, following that up with a leg drop across the chest. Radd then picks Rated R up, then drops him on the top rope. Radd then stands the ladder underneath the belt and starts climbing the ladder. Rated R crawls over to the ladder as Radd reaches the top and again manages to knock the ladder off balance. Radd manages to land on the top rope and launches himself into a dropkick to the chest on Rated R from there.

Carl Simms - Both men having some problems sealing the deal here.

Henry Lesher - Rated R will win this and then Radd has to stop dating Kitty. Thank God for that.

Radd Matthews folds the ladder and sets it on the top rope. He wedges it into the cage as well for extra stability. He then sets Rated R on top of it and then climbs the ropes as the fans get louder by the moment. Radd sets Rated R up for a superplex. Rated R blocks it. Rated R then stands on the ladder, his hands around Radd's throat as he then jumps from the ladder, landing the first choke slam off a ladder anyone in the GWO has ever seen. This draws the standard "Holy shit" chants from the crowd. Rated R then pulls the ladder down from the top rope and then smahses it over Radd's head before he sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring.

Carl Simms - Brutal matches tonight.

Henry Lesher - Yes, but it doesn't make up for the loss Leech suffered.

Rated R starts up the ladder. Rad then starts crawling up the ladder behind him. Rated R reaches for the belt as he nears the top, Radd hot on his heels. Rated R grabe the rope, then is grabbed by Radd who climbs behind Rated R on the ladder. Rated R's footing slips and the ladder falls, leaving Rated R and Radd in mid air as Radd tries to pull Rated R off the belt. Rated R manages to unhook the belt and the two men fall hard to the mat, Rated R clutching the belt close to him as the ref calls for the bell.

Henry Lesher - That saves part of the night for me, but just part.

Carl Simms - Hard fought defence for Rated R who has to be seen as a major threat to any title at this point.

Backstage we see Kitty in tears as she turns away from the monitor, Radd failing to win the match meant to save their relationship. We then see Shannon Skanes passing by and follow him as he comes face to face with Lethal Weapon.

Shannon Skanes - I thought they took you out of here.

Lethal Weapon - I just came back to let you know you're on my list. I hold you responsible for everything that happened my last time around.

Shannon Skanes - That's nice. I don't care. I'll call security to have you taken out of here.

Lethal Weapon - *laughs* See you soon... boss.

Weapon and Shannon exhange a glare before they head in opposite directions.

Myst vs Max Cameron

"Enemy" by Sevendust plays as Myst comes out with her world title belt over her head. The crowd cheers as she poses at the entranceway, then makes her way down the aisle to the ring. Myst then steps up to the cage door and looks inside and then hands the title belt to the timekeeper. She enters the cage and her music fades, then we hear "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC and Max Cameron comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Max steps onto the ring steps and then into the cage where he and Myst immediately start jawing at each other. The bell sounds to start this match as the cage door is shut, with the only ways to win being by escaping the cage or pinfall and submission win. Myst and Max starts exchanging kicks to the gut. Max then eye gouges Myst, then whips her off the ropes and gives her a Lou Thesz press to the mat. Max then heads to the ropes aand tries for a lionsault, but Myst brings her knees up and catches Max in the chest. Myst then uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet and starts pulling herself towards the top rope. She climbs onto the cage as Max gains his balance and attacks Myst by grabbing her feet and pulling her down the cage, her face scraping on the steel on the way down.

Carl Simms - That's nasty.

Henry Lesher - Myst won't be pretty when Max is done with her tonight.

Max pulls Myst to the middle of the ring, then gives her a belly to belly suplex to the mat. Max then shouts at her about not being good enough and about him being one step ahead every week. Max stands Myst up. Myst then lands a knife edge chop to the throat on Max, then headbutts him backwards. Myst then hip tosses Max to the middle of the ring before she dropkicks Max in the back of the neck. Myst then slaps on a sleeperhold. As she tightens her hold around the neck of Max Cameron, we see Gerard Angelo coming out from the back. The crowd boos as Gerard makes his way to ringside and starts shouting insults into the cage at the world champion.

Carl Simms - This looks bad for the champ.

Henry Lesher - Damned straight it does.

Max battles back as the ref checks to see if he submits. Max's arm drops once. The ref raises it again and it drops a second time. The ref then raises it a third time, but Max manages to keep his arm up and Angelo applauds at ringside. Max starts battling back to his feet as the fans boo Max and shout at Angelo. Max breaks the sleeper with a series of elbow smashes to the gut of the champion, then Max whips her face first into the steel cage. Max then tries for the pin. 1...2... Myst manages to kick out. Max then stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and then charges into raised knees to the face from Myst. Myst then does a springboard moonsault onto the challenger and goes for the pin. 1...2... Max manages to roll a shoulder out in time as Gerard takes a step towards the door.

Carl Simms - Gerard Angelo is up to no good.

Henry Lesher - You're a genius.

Myst stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him to the mat as Gerard grabs the ref and slams his head into the steel cage door, grabs the key and unlocks the door. Gerard then enters the cage as the fans boo and he attacks Myst from behind with a series of knee lifts to the back. Max then quickly gets to his feet and starts putting the boots to the champion as the booing just keeps getting louder. Max yells that she had this coming, then picks her up and power bombs her to the mat. As he goes for the pin, we see Slim Pickens racing into the cage and the crowd gets to their feet. Slim stands nose to nose with Gerard Angelo, then they exchange shoves. Slim pushes Angelo into the corner and then heads to the ropes. He then dives off, landing the Slim Proposition on the fallen Myst. Slim then smiles, stands and shakes hands with Max and then takes a Youthful Aggression T-shirt and puts it on. The camera shows Pyro a ringside, the one who threw the T-shirt into the cage. Max Cameron then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and clotheslines her to the mat. He then grabs Myst by the hair, then spins her to the mat with the Maximum Impact and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Max Cameron is the new GWO World Champion!

Carl Simms - That was sick.

Henry Lesher - That almost won me over to Max Cameron.

From the back we see Shannon Skanes leading Ricky Simms, Joe Davdison and Dave Jalldoff from the back. The fans cheer as the four of them storm ringside and then the cage. Shannon heads straight for Max Cameron and attacks him with a series of knife edge chops as the cage is raised and security streams out from the back, a very overworked bunch here tonight who have taken quite a few lumps themselves.

Carl Simms - Looks like the legends are pissed.

Henry Lesher - Who cares? They're too late. Myst lost the belt!

Backstage the scene opens with Stevie James shirtless and just finished showering. He dries off his hair with a towel and then places the towel in his bag before hearing a knock at his door, he turns and smiles as Kitty stands somewhat shy toward him. Noticing he quickly grabs his shirt and places it over his head, she smiles and nervously enters his room.

Kosmic Kitty - I just wanted to say thanks for tonight…I’m not scared of Rev anymore and meeting you has made a difference in my life.

Stevie just smiles and nods respectively at Kitty, she suddenly gasps at a bandage around his knee.

Kosmic Kitty - Is your knee ok?

Stevie James - Oh this thing, its fine, don’t worry Kitty cat, its cool.

Kosmic Kitty - Good, I hope you beat T-Rex for that…

Stevie James - Been three times in a row now, tonight because of you though…But don’t worry, ill beat him again.

She blushes a little and smiles. She looks at his knee again a sense of guilt flooding her system.

Kosmic Kitty - I’m sorry about Radd!

Stevie James - What!?! Why are you sorry? He cares about you, you're lucky.

Kosmic Kitty - You say that like nobody cares about you?

Stevie James - …Maybe one day they will.

Kitty seems confused at Stevie, who’s normal humorous tone fades. He just opens his arms and offers her a friendly hug, she lets her bag fall to the ground before accepting it and standing in his arms as the two friends stand together, their friendship just growing stronger. Suddenly a cough is heard from behind them and the two of them look round to see Radd Matthews standing in the doorway, he doesn’t look happy. Kitty just smiles nervously at Stevie again and takes her bag before leaving the room. Radd watches her go then turns back to Stevie James.

Radd Matthews - Stay away from Kitty…

Stevie James - She’s my tag partner and my friend…

Radd Matthews - DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME?! I said leave her alone, she don’t need you, I don’t need you…

Stevie James - Why don’t you tell her that?

Radd just walks up to Stevie, the two men squaring off from one another, their faces angry. Stevie is looking unphased by the anger of Radd who’s mind is racing with thoughts of the images he saw before him. Thoughts that are not factual. Suddenly as the tension seems to be amounting a voice is heard from the doorway, their eyes don’t move as the man speaks.

??? - Am I interrupting something? Do you boys want me to come back later after you have kissed and made up? Up to you?

The two of them don’t move away from each other, suddenly Lethal Weapon walks into shot a smile on his face. Radd briefly takes a look at him then steps back before spitting on the ground in front of Stevie and leaving the room. Stevie just grins and looks up at Lethal who meets his stare with a smile of his own.

Lethal Weapon - Still causing Trouble huh Heartbreaker?

Stevie James - It’s not like that!

Lethal Weapon - But you want it to be…

Stevie James - N-, ye-, No…We are just friends. What are you doing here anyway, didn’t you get kicked from the arena?

Lethal Weapon - Stevie, I am a former assassin damn it, didn’t you learn anything, I got back in here through the front door and nobody noticed a thing….Anyways, thought I’d just meet you for a beer and also to come to you with an idea…

Stevie James - What about?

Lethal Weapon - Well…How does screwing the authority figures here sound?

Stevie James - Like more trouble!

Lethal Weapon - It would mean gold, you would get the Canadian title, me the world and together we could maybe aim at the Tag gold….Total Domination my lady loving friend?

Stevie grins.

Stevie James - You’re never going to change you know that? No wonder Sheryl sticks with you, your more scheming then her!

Lethal Weapon - Where do you think she got it from!?! Now grab your stuff, we are going for a beer to celebrate your win partner!

Weapon walks out of the locker room, the camera just turns back to Stevie who leans down to grab his stuff, suddenly he stops and looks down at his shirt, he smells it and mimes the word “Kitty” before shaking the thoughts from his head and taking his bag as the duo leave the arena.

Henry Lesher - What the hell is that doing at an event?

Carl Simms - It has been a bizarre night. We are done, but next week looks to be measuring up as an unpredicatble night of mayhem. See you next Monday!