Aberdeen, Scotland
Aberdeen, Scotland
The fans boo when they see Rated R entering the building, the AW title over
his shoulder. He is then headed off by Ray Dees.
Ray Dees - Ryan, last week you pulled off the biggest upset we have seen in the history of Anarchy Wrestling. What do you do for an encore tonight?
Rated R - *smiles* You know what I do? I go into that ring and I end Maybon's big comeback and send him packing.
Ray Dees - The fans clearly don't like him or you. Who's side do you think they will take?
Rated R - Ray, I stopped caring about the ungrateful fans a long time ago. I don't hear them. I don't pay attention to them. All I care about is stepping into that ring and keeping this title at all costs.
Ray Dees - Apparently at all costs includes teaming with Max Cameron?
Rated R - You hear a lot of rumors about stars making deals with the Devil to get to where they are. I just made a deal with one of the Devil's henchmen. No matter how far it goes, I am the champion.
Rated R laughs to himself as he walks on and we head to the ring.
Scavenger vs. Halloween Jack
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays as Scavenger comes out onto the stage and holds the chair in his right hand. He then looks back and we see Shengee Shmelky making his way out to a rather loud ovation for a wrestler who never won a singles match in his career. Shengee hesitates as Scavenger locks eyes with him. Scavenger has a microphone in his hand.
Scavenger - Lauren, my wife, is expecting our baby in the next six weeks. As a result, I needed a new manager to walk me down to that ring. Shengee here pursued me for months to that end and now, here we are. Shengee knows the deal here. He is next in line after the chair, the plant, the lawn gnome and a homeless guy I met outside the building tonight. I will ask Shengee for help after all of those people have helped, okay?
Scavenger then makes his way down the aisle with Shengee tagging along behind him. Scavenger then hands the chair to Shengee and tells the chair to keep an eye on the Shmelk wonder. Scavenger then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. Scavenger has a few words with referee Jon Shocker as they appear to be old friends, while Scavenger's music fades and we hear "Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva and Halloween Jack starts making his way towards the ring, the crowd giving him a mixed reaction as he does so. He tells the camera he is the rightful champion of this company and then shoves the cameraman down before he rolls himself into the ring and Jon Shocker calls for the bell, getting the match officially started.
Ricky Simms - Jack isn't in a good mood.
Henry Lesher - He should be ticked off. He lost to Tommy and now he's left fighting this idiot.
Scavenger locks up with Halloween Jack. Jack shoves Scavenger into the ropes. Jack then lands a series of body shots on Scavenger, then rakes his eyes along the top rope into the nearest corner where he then gives him a series of kicks to the ribs. Jack then gives Scavenger a hip toss to the mat and then places him in a full Nelson and then turns and glares at Shengee who quickly backs away. Scavenger is asked if he submits, but he refuses and quickly gets to his feet and starts powering his way out of Jack's hold. The crowd cheers as Scavenger brings his arms down, then turns and gives Jack a head butt that he follows up with a clothesline to the mat and then Scavenger gives Jack a knee drop to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Halloween Jack.
Ricky Simms - Scavenger turned the tables quickly and it nearly resulted in the win there.
Henry Lesher - But it didn't happen. It won't happen. That idiot is going nowhere.
Scavenger stands Halloween Jack up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Scavenger then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the second rope and then waits until Jack is on his feet. Scavenger then goes for the spear from the top, but Jack ducks out of the way of the maneuver. Jack then puts the boots to the now fallen Scavenger. At ringside, it appears Shengee is talking to the chair. He's shaking his head as well.
Henry Lesher - It's like the perfect vortex of stupidity and no shred of intelligence can escape it with that albino idiot and Scavenger together.
Jack picks Scavenger up and gives him a power slam to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Jack has a few words with referee Jon Shocker about the speed of the count. Jack then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee to the ribs that causes him to double over. Halloween Jack then gives Scavenger a swinging neck breaker to the mat and then rolls him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Jack then stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges towards the corner only to take a chair shot from Shengee Shmelky. Well, Shengee kind of tosses the chair at Jack and catches him in the shoulder with it, causing the referee to call for the bell.
Ricky Simms - What the hell was that?
Henry Lesher - The power of Shmelk as it destroys another career.
Scavenger exits the ring while Jack's arm is raised in disqualification victory and Scavenger has a few words with Shengee. Shengee arguesa that the chair shot was the chair's idea. Halloween Jack rolls himself out of the ring and taps Scavenmger on the shoulder. He tells Scavenger he's never going to win a match with this idiot in his corner, pointing at Shengee Shmelky. Jack then chuckles as he walks away, the victorious one in a bizarre ending to what could have been a great match.
Henry Lesher - These guys both need serious psychiatric help.
Max Cameron is seen standing next to Crystal Braun, a smile on his face.
Crystal Braun - Max, you have returned to action after losing a retirement match to Shannon Skanes. How do you justify this?
Max Cameron - Look, Crystal, I don't need to justify my actions. I sat at home and watched as the old CWA guard took week after week and saw this company looking to the past. I figured someone had to even things out and give them a setback or two, so I signed to come back.
Crystal Braun - Did Ashlee contact you about this or did you approach her?
Max Cameron - Does that really matter? Honestly, it doesn't make a damned bit of difference. I am back and I am going to keep things going the right way around here. It started with making certain that the right man held the CWA title belt and it will continue this week with me winning my match.
Crystal Braun - But what is your goal?
Max Cameron - It's simple really. I don't want Moose or Vigilante to get a major title in this company again.
Crystal Braun - That won't be easy.
Max Cameron - I'm no idiot. I know it won't be easy. I also know I'm not making the same mistakes this time around. I'm going to go straight to the top.
Crystal Braun - But that could put you right into a fight with Rated R. Isn't that counter-productive to your plan?
Max Cameron - You've always seen the small picture, Crystal. That's why they keep you here, asking the stupid questions.
He then walks away shaking his head and we return to the ring
The Nameless vs. Jack Spade
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as Jack Spade comes out onto the stage, the crowd giving him a warm reception. He then runs down the ramp to the ring, slides into the ring and then goes to the corner buckle and poses on the second rope. He then runs to the opposite corner, jumps to the second rope and poses again. He jumps down and his music starts to fade. We then hear "Biledriver" by GWAR and the monster Nameless comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He pauses on stage while fireworks shoot outwards from the corners of the stage itself. He then slowly makes his way down the ramp, never taking his eyes off of Jack Spade. He stops at ringside and looks around at the fans. Jack tries to get the early advantage by leaping through the ropes for a flying body press, but Nameless catches him in the air and then runs him into the steel corner post, wrapping his spine around the unforgiving metal. Nameless then rolls Jack into the ring before rolling himself into the ring and referee Bruce Miller calls for the bell.
Ricky Simms - That didn't go according to Jack's plan.
Henry Lesher - That's an understatement, Rick. He's lucky Nameless didn't knock his head off.
Nameless goes for the pin on Jack. 1...2... Jack rolls a shoulder out. Nameless then gets to his feet and boot chokes Jack Spade, using the ropes for added leverage. Nameless releases the choke, stands Jack up and whips him into the corner buckle. Nameless then gives jack a series of kicks to the ribs before he then gives Jack a double under hook suplex to the middle of the ring. Nameless again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Nameless then stands Spade up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor.
Ricky Simms - Jack Spade needs to mount some offence here or his night could end quickly.
Henry Lesher - His night could end quickly? No, Nameless could end his career tonight.
Nameless drops and rolls himself out of the ring to the floor. He then stands Jack up and misses with a clothesline when Jack ducks it. Jack then gives Nameless a series of punches to the face and to the chest. Jack then slams Nameless' face into the ring apron and then gives him a DDT on the floor which brings the crowd to their feet. Jack then stands Nameless up and rolls him into the ring before he also rolls himself into the ring. He then goes for the pin on Nameless. 1...2... kick out by The Nameless. Jack then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off and lands a flying elbow smash across the throat on Nameless and again goes for the pin. 1...2... Nameless rolls a shoulder out. Jack slaps the mat.
Ricky Simms - Spade thought he had Nameless there. He knows he has to use his speed to try and defeat this monster.
Henry Lesher - He has no hope of defeating him, but props to him for even trying, I guess.
Jack stands Nameless up, whips him off the ropes and then goes for a clothesline, but Nameless doesn't move and then grabs Jack around the throat. He picks Jack up for a choke slam, but Jack headlocks Nameless and, Nameless' choke slam also results in Jack delivering a DDT on Nameless. The crowd cheers and the referee starts counting both wrestlers down. On the five count, Jack rolls over and tries to pin Nameless. 1...2... Nameless kicks out, Jack then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet while Nameless sits up and then starts getting to his feet as well. Jack goes for a round house kick on Nameless, but the AW grim reaper catches jack's foot and spins him around and then gives him a German suplex to the mat. Nameless then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.
Ricky Simms - This match has some great action and really could go either way.
Nameless grabs Jack around the throat and stands him up, setting up a choke slam. He picks Jack up, but Jack lands a series of punches to the throat on Nameless and manages to make the big man drop him. Jack then kicks the legs out from under Nameless and then makes his way to the top rope. He then lands a moonsault onto Nameless and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Nameless. Jack then stands Nameless up and whips him off the ropes. Nameless ducks a clothesline and then gives Jack a head butt and then tosses him through the ropes and out to the floor. Nameless then exits the ring and grabs Jack by the hair and then gives him a face buster to the floor. Nameless then stands Jack up and takes an upper cut from Jack that Spade follows with another one. Spade then tries to whip Nameless into the steel corner post, but the big man reverses that and sends Spade shoulder first into the steel. Referee Bruce Miller reaches a ten count and calls for the bell.
Ricky Simms - Spade stood his ground with the big man and it results in a draw this week.
Henry Lesher - That's as much as he could hope for.
Nameless hears the decision and then turns and walks away from Jack Spade. Spade grabs at his shoulder and starts for the back as well. As Nameless disappears into the back, we hear "Numbing the Pain" by Heaven Shall Burn and the crowd is shocked as Pyro comes out. Jack runs at Pyro and the two start trading punches. Pyro then thumbs Jack in the eye and then gives him a choke slam on the steel ramp. The crowd boos as Pyro then stands over him.
Henry Lesher - Who the hell let him in?
Ricky Simms - I'm not sure, but it looks like he wants a match with Spade next week.
Vigilante and Moose are standing with the tag titles over their shoulders
when Ray Dees enters the picture.
Ray Dees - I'm here.
The Moose - Too bad.
Ray Dees - I heard you guys had big news tonight and I want to break the story.
Vigilante - That is not going to happen.
Ray Dees - But you guys have big news?
The Moose - Who told you that?
Ray Dees - I'm not at liberty to divulge my sources.
Vigilante - That means you're making it up. Look, we are the tag team champions and what we say or do tonight isn't your business.
Ray Dees - Please tell me. I need to break the story.
The Moose - If you don't leave us alone, something else will get broken.
Ray retreats and we head back to the ring.
Ricky Simms - Well we’ll get to our next match as soon as we…
The screen starts going to static as the colors fade and the letters tWo show.
Ricky Simms - What the hell is this?
"Teenage Kicks" by Busted begins as Tanja Michaels and Kira Yakamoto strut down
to the ring, cockily smirking. They’re both wearing Aberdeen F.C Shirts and
traditional, long kilts in honor of the crowd tonight. The two grin before doing
backward somersaults over the ropes into the ring in unison. Both grab
microphones as they prepare for what they are about to say.
Henry Lesher – Why don’t we just bring out the firing squad and get this over
with?
Ricky Simms - They’re entitled to come out here, Doc.
Henry Lesher - They should spend their lives in their bedrooms getting drunk and
stoned like all teenagers.
Tanja Michaels - Good evening Aberdeen!
The crowd cheers as Tanja raises her arms to the crowd.
Kira Yakamoto - Are you all ready for a crazy show?
The crowd cheers once more as Tanja takes the lead once more.
Tanja Michaels - Well, let’s get this bad boy started!
Kira Yakamoto - Yeah, and to start we’re calling somebody out!
The crowd cheers as the duo tense up ready for some action. After a few seconds
they ease up and just stand normally again obviously fooling the crowd.
Tanja Michaels - Dr. Lesher? Would you come out here please?
Henry Lesher - What!? Oh, why me?
Ricky Simms - Just do it.
Henry Leshser - Awww, damn!
Reluctantly Lesher rises from his seat and walks to the ring. He casts a hateful
glare at the two youngsters, who mockingly pretend that they’re terrified.
Henry Lesher – Okay, so can you mini-bitches just get this over with?
Kira Yakamoto - Ouch. Mini-bitches, huh? Jeez, Henry way to hit below the belt.
Speaking of below the belt, we have obtained some pictures of you doing some
rather unpleasant things that we will show on that screen if you don’t comply.
Henry Lesher - Try me!
Tanja Michaels - Okay, Lesh. This sound familiar?…Baa! Baa!
The crowd gasps in shock and also breaks into hysterical laughter as Tanja mocks
the AW commentator and Lesher tries to shut her up.
Kira Yakamoto - All you have to do Henry, is a simple little task that I’m sure
you’re capable of doing.
Henry Lesher - And what is it?
Kira pulls out an envelope from practically nowhere and shoves it in the
announcers face. He frowns and begins to read.
Henry Lesher - On behalf of the members of the Teenage World Order, Miss. Tanja
Michaels and Miss. Kira Yakamoto. I would like to cordially invite…AW Champion
Tommy Purr…
The crowd cheer hearing the name of the popular champion.
Henry Lesher - To a formal ceremony in his honor. Signed “The Wrestling
Wunderkind” Tanja Michaels and “The Future Mrs Tommy Purr” Kira Yakamoto.
The crowd cheer as Kira and Tanja mocking applaud Lesher who’s completely
humiliated and incensed.
Tanja - Thank you very much, to the world’s most renowned proctologist Dr. Henry
Lesher!
Henry Lesher almost launches himself at the duo, but just as quickly realizes
that he probably wouldn’t last two seconds against a team who both had skill and
numbers on their side. He slowly makes his way back to the announce table as the
young tag team leave the ring a few seconds later.
Ricky Simms - *talking to Lesher* Damn, that looked humiliating.
Henry Lesher - Shut up.
We see Wyatt Gibson in his office, a smile on his face that causes the crowd
to start booing. They're learned recently that it's not a good thing when Wyatt
is happy.
Wyatt Gibson - In four weeks, we will be in Halifax, Nova Scotia. We will be there for a grand event. I am really quite excited to announce to all of you that Restricted will take place and it will be the biggest event this company has ever seen. You see, last week we found ourselves a real champion. Moose and Vigilante had grand plans to win everything and yet it just didn't happen. Ryan Yorke now holds the CWA title. That is how it was meant to be.
Henry Lesher - No arguing with him there.
Wyatt Gibson - Now, this next big event in Halifax is a homecoming for our new champion. As a treat for the fans in Halifax, I propose an interesting main event. You see, there have been ladder matches for titles before. I think we need to try something new and different here. Tommy Purr has that AW title and Ryan, as I have stated, is bringing prestige to the CWA title. What I propose is a double ladder match. Each title will be suspended above the ring in opposite corners and it is possible for a man to win both titles.
Henry Lesher - Finally, a man who knows how to book a main event.
Wyatt Gibson - I will expand on this match further in the weeks leading up to Restricted. In the meantime, I am counting on the fans to show Ryan Yorke the respect afforded to a true champion and I expect Tommy Purr to agree to this match proposal. I will also say this. It won't just be the two of them involved in this match. That's as far as I will go with this for now. Have a great night, fans. Enjoy your new champion. Show Ryan respect. If you were champ, he would show it to you.
Henry Lesher - Wyatt is brilliant.
Ricky Simms - I think I'm going to throw up.
Rated R vs. De'Anton Maybon
"Creep" by Radiohead plays as De'Anton Maybon comes out to a decent pop from the crowd. He seems to be taken off guard by that and pauses on stage to look around before he starts down the ramp towards the ring. Maybon pauses at ringside, again to look around as the crowd cheers him on. He then makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he glares at referee Francis Clarke and appears to warn him. His music then fades and we hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and Rated R comes out onto the stage to the loud chorus of boos that usually accompany his ring entrance. He holds his CWA title belt high above his head and tells the camera that the true champion has arrived. He then makes his way down the ramp with Ashlee Skanes close behind him. She applauds him as he steps up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes. He holds his title out towards Maybon and tells him this is as close as he will ever get. Maybon then delivers a vicious clothesline to Rated R. Rated R jumps to his feet and takes another clothesline. Rated R again jumps to his feet and takes a third clothesline from Maybon as referee Francis Clarke finally calls for the bell and the action is underway.
Ricky Simms - Maybon doesn't like Ryan much.
Henry Lesher - People are jealous of Ryan. That's how it is.
Maybon boot chokes Rated R, using the ropes for added leverage. He then releases the choke, stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a high backdrop to the mat. Maybon then lands a leg drop across the throat of Rated R and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R and the CWA champ rolls himself out of the ring to try and regroup. Rated R even looks back to the ring and signals for a timeout, but Maybon has dropped and is already rolling himself out to the floor. Rated R is in full retreat, running away from Maybon. They do a full lap of the ring and then Rated R slides himself into the ring. Maybon slides into the ring and takes a knee lift to the face from Rated R. Rated R then gives Maybon a clothesline to the mat and then chokes him with both hands while smiling towards the crowd.
Ricky Simms - He's a smug man, that Ryan Yorke.
Henry Lesher - He has the title, Rick. He has every right to fell that way.
Rated R releases the choke, stands Maybon up and whips him into the corner buckle. He then lands a series of kicks to the gut on Maybon and then eye gouges him before giving him a vertical suplex to the middle of the ring. Rated R then stands over Maybon and does a few jumping jacks. He then pulls Maybon to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Maybon ducks a clothesline and then kicks the feet out from under Rated R and then turns him over and quickly applies a camel clutch on the new CWA champion. Referee Francis Clarke checks for a submission, but Rated R is unwilling to give up here.
Ricky Simms - Maybon can really turn the tables quickly as Rated R just found out.
Henry Lesher - Look, I admit he is a great wrestler in his own right. He is just in over his head against Ryan here tonight.
Rated R pulls himself to his hands and knees and Maybon senses he is losing his grip on the champ. Maybon gets up and delivers a knee to the spine of Rated R. He then stands rated R up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks while the fans count off all ten of them. Maybon then gives Rated R a spine buster to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Maybon stands Rated R up and whips him off the ropes and then picks him up and gives him a sidewalk slam to the mat. Maybon again goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R rolls a shoulder out. Maybon stands Rated R up once again, whips Rated R into the corner and charges in for a shoulder block, but Rated R steps out of the way and then gives Maybon a knee to the ribs and then gives him a German suplex to the mat and then holds him in a back bridge for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Rated R then stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and Maybon ducks a clothesline and then gives Rated R a backslide into a pin attempt, complete with feet on the ropes for added leverage. 1...2...3! The referee didn't see AMaybon's feet on the ropes and he gets the upset win over the CWA champ.
Ricky Simms - That is a huge upset for Maybon!
Henry Lesher - He had his feet on the ropes. He cheated, but you cheer it because he cheated against Rated R.
Ricky Simms - Ryan earned that.
Henry Lesher - You are one sad and strange little man, Rick.
Maybon leaves the ring with his arms raised in victory while Rated R argues that his feet were on the ropes and the referee says he never saw it. Rated R is then heard telling referee Francis Clarke that his job is going to be vacated before the night is over and Ryan exits the ring. He grabs Ashlee by the arm, takes his title from the timekeeper and then marches up the ramp, clearly unimpressed with this turn of events tonight.
Tommy Purr enters Wyatt Gibson's office and doesn't look impressed.
Wyatt Gibson - Ah, the AW champ fresh off a dark match win over Gerard Angelo. I think Gerry's six hundredth push is dead, don't you?
Tommy Purr - I want to talk about this double ladder match.
Wyatt Gibson - Good, you're cutting right to the chase. I like that.
Tommy Purr- I intend to win both titles, unify the belts.
Wyatt Gibson - *smirks* I admire a confident man, even if he's horribly misguided.
Tommy Purr - I want to know who you're throwing into this match with us.
Wyatt Gibson - Throwing into this match? I am not throwing anyone into this match. What I intend to do is make people fight for the chance to be involved in this match at the Rated R event.
Tommy Purr - You know, the sheer bias of this company is enough to make a lot of us walk.
Wyatt Gibson - How out of your mind, are you? Do you think SmackDown is called what it is by accident? Do you think a company should not reward the biggest and brightest stars in its company?
Tommy Purr - Keep avoiding the subject, Gibson. All you're doing is setting up Ryan for a nasty fall.
Tommy then turns and leaves the office.
Wyatt Gibson - Thank you! Come again!
Max Cameron vs. Hoshi Yakamoto
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as Max Cameron comes out to a chorus of boos nearly as loud as the ones that Rated R got moments ago. Max stands on the stage for a few moments and looks around at the crowd, then he starts down the ramp. He then makes his way all the way around the ring for a full lap, though he pays little attention to the fans. He then steps up onto the apron and then climbs to the top rope and looks out to the crowd once before he jumps into the ring, landing in its center and then posing once there for the camera before his music starts to fade. We then hear "Surfing with the Alien" by Joe Satriani and Hoshi Yakamoto is led towards the ring by Bart Phillips, the Xtreme title once again over her shoulder as she receives the loudest cheers we have heard so far tonight.
Ricky Simms - Hoshi did a great job last week at Dead By Dawn and she has to be seen as a rising star in AW right now.
Henry Lesher - That will pass. She got lucky. It happens.
Hoshi hands her title belt to Bart and he places it over his shoulder while Hoshi pulls herself onto the apron and then she leaps over the top rope into the ring. Referee Casey Braun calls for the bell as Max moves in and misses with a clothesline when Hoshi does a shoulder roll to escape it. Hoshi then lands a series of rights and lefts to the jaw on Max, showing unusual aggression this week. She then whips Max off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him down to the mat. Hoshi then quickly goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. She leaps off and lands a flying knee to the chest on Max and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron.
Ricky Simms - Hoshi looks good this week.
Henry Lesher - Max will crush her. Just give him a minute here.
Hoshi stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and ducks her head for a backdrop. Max gives Hoshi a knee lift to the face and then picks her up and gives her a scoop slam to the mat. He then gives her an elbow smash across the throat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Max then stands Hoshi up, whips her into the nearest corner and then gives her a series of kicks to the ribs. Max then grabs her by the hair, picks her up and spins her around before letting her go and he smiles as she falls to the mat. Referee Casey Braun warns Max about this tactic and he tells her that his hand slipped. Max then picks Hoshi up over his shoulder and runs her towards the corner, but she slides off his shoulder and then shoves him face first into the corner buckle, then gives him a school boy roll up. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron who then pulls himself out to the floor to regroup.
Ricky Simms - That's what we found out last week at Dead By Dawn. She can pull a victory from anywhere.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, she really decimated Nameless. Oh, wait, no she didn't. Cinderella's clock stuck midnight when he came out.
Hoshi stands inside the ring while Max stands on the floor and thinks about how to attack this spirited and popular star. He turns to Bart Phillips and says a few unkind things to him. Bart takes a step towards Max. Max considers attacking Bart, but then pulls himself onto the apron. Hoshi comes at Max only to take a thumb to the eye from Max. Max then steps into the ring and again thumbs her in the eye. Max then explains to the referee that his hand slipped again, then he turns and gives Hoshi a series of knife edge chops that send her into the corner buckle. Max then whips Hoshi into the opposite corner and then goes for the clothesline on her from there, but she ducks it. She then gives Max a knee to the ribs and then a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max.
Ricky Simms - Again, Hoshi almost gets the win. She has come a long way since we first saw her inside a wrestling ring.
Henry Lesher - Yes she has. We're in Scotland right now. Geographically, she has come a long way. As far as talent goes, she is one step behind a chimp and half as attractive.
Hoshi stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Max ducks it. Max then gives Hoshi a spear to the mat and then grabs a handful of tights when he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Max gets the win as Casey never saw the grab of the tights.
Ricky Simms - Shame for Hoshi there as Max gets a cheap victory.
Henry Lesher - What? You almost stick your tongue down Maybon's throat for his feet on the ropes to pin Ryan, but you cry and complain when Max holds the tights on Hoshi?
Ricky Simms - Don't preach morality to me, Doc.
Henry Lesher - I don't have morals, Rick. I am just calling you out for changing yours to suit the situation as you see it.
Max Cameron celebrates as he makes his way up the ramp while Hoshi pleads her case in vain to the referee.
We see Frank Merritt backstage with Shawna Miller.
Shawna Miller - Frank, last week you were attacked by an as yet unnamed assailant.
Frank Merritt - You know, I came back to this company and I managed to get myself gold for the first time in my long history with this company. In a few short weeks that was stolen from me by some freak who thinks he has the right to be anywhere near me.
Shawna Miller - Are you calling him out?
Frank Merritt - You know what? I'm not going to call him out. I am going to tell him to stay away from me for his own good. I swear, by all that's holy, I will tear his head straight off his shoulders the next time I see...
Frank takes a spear against the wall from the very man he was just threatening. Frank and the unnamed man start brawling in the hallway while interviewer Shawna Miller tries to stay out of the way and security rushes in to break this fight up. Frank and the other combatant are unwilling to stop the fight and start throwing punches at the security personnel.
Ricky Simms - Who is that guy?
Henry Lesher - You heard Frank. That's the dead man walking.
Vigilante/The Moose vs. 6Pac Dudley/Bombshell
"Southtown" by POD plays as 6Pac and Bombshell comes out from the back, arm in arm as the crowd cheers them on. They make their way down the ramp and Bombshell high fives a few fans at ringside before the two of them step up onto the apron and then they both jump over the top rope into the ring. They then start talking strategy as we get set for our main event tonight. Their music fades and we hear "I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers and The Moose and Vigilante come out, the tag titles raised high above their heads. The crowd gives them a loud ovation and Vigilante motions for them to get louder, egging them on. He then turns and high fives Moose and the two of them march down the ramo side by side.
Ricky Simms - Two legends defend the titles here tonight.
Henry Lesher - How do you figure? See, just because you call them legends does not make them actual legends.
The tag team champions hand their titles over to the timekeeper and then pulls themselves onto the apron. Vigilante then steps through the ropes into the ring with 6Pac Dudley across from him. Vigilante then motions for the microphone from Kosmic Kitty and she tosses it up to him.
Vigilante - Okay, I have something to say before we successfully defend these belts tonight. I understand Max Cameron has retired twice in the locker room tonight, tapped out once when he was in the crapper and someone knocked on the door and plans to have a comeback challenge with Pyro every week until the end of 2008.
Vigilante then tosses the microphone back to Kosmic Kitty and the bell then sounds to get the match officially underway. Vigilante locks up with 6Pac and then backs him into the corner buckle where referee Jon Shocker asks for a clean break. Vigilante backs off and 6Pac shoves him. Vigilante then kicks 6Pac in the gut and then places him in a headlock and then gives him a bulldog to the mat. Vigilante then goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac. Vigilante then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Vigilante then motions for the microphone again. Kosmic Kitty tosses it into the ring.
Vigilante - Max Cameron has retired again. Oh, wait, he's unretired and has challenged Ken Shamrock to a UFC match. What a trooper!
Vigilante tosses the microphone back to Kosmic Kitty and turns his attention back to 6Pac who is half way to his feet. The two of them start trading punches. 6Pac then eye gouges Vigilante and then pulls him to his corner where he tags in Bombshell. The two of them then gives him a vertical suplex to the mat. Bombshell then places Vigilante in a sleeper hold while 6Pac exits the ring.
Ricky Simms - Vigilante was in control until he called for the microphone again.
Henry Lesher - I'm no fan of his, but that's pretty funny stuff.
Vigilante refuses to submit while in the sleeper hold and then reaches for the ropes and manages to grab the bottom rope to force the break. Vigilante then pulls himself out to the floor and makes his way around to the announce area and grabs the microphone from Kosmic Kitty.
Vigilante - Rumor has it that Max Cameron will tag with everyone on the roster at once before the end of his farewell tour next week. Of course, he'll appear the week after tagging with Pyro and then the race will be on to see who can turn on the other and retire the fastest.
Vigilante hands the microphone back to Kosmic Kitty and rolls himself back into the ring where he takes a series of knees from Bombshell. She then stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him down to the mat. Bombshell then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. She leaps off and lands a head butt to the chest on Vigilante and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante.
Ricky Simms - Vig either needs to make a tag or forget the Max thing.
Henry Lesher - I have been saying the same things he is for years. It's good to see he's such a fan.
Bombshell stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and then both wrestlers clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down. On the four count, Vigilante rolls towards his corner and reaches for the tag. Bombshell does the same at the five count. Vigilante lunges and manages to tag in The Moose as Bombshell manages to tag in 6Pac Dudley. The to trade knife edge chops in the middle of the ring. Moose then ducks one and turns 6Pac around and gives him an atomic drop followed by a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Moose then stands 6Pac up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges into raised knees from 6Pac. 6Pac then climbs to the second rope and gives Moose a double axe handle smash to the chest from there, sending him to the mat where 6Pac goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Moose. 6Pac then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline and then gives 6Pac an eye gouge and then picks him up for a scoop slam to the mat. Moose then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a spinning power slam to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac.
Ricky Simms - Moose looks good in there tonight.
Henry Lesher - Well, he does, but that's against 6Pac.
The Moose stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and 6Pac ducks a clothesline but steps right into a super kick from Vigilante who has snuck into the ring. Vigilante then spears a charging Bombshell to the mat while Moose picks 6Pac up and delivers the Moosedriver and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose and Vigilante win to retain the tag team titles!
Ricky Simms - Vig outsmarted 6Pac there and helped his team get the win. It wasn't a legal move, but it didn't get them disqualified either.
Henry Lesher - He was not the legal man. That was not a legal move. You're an idiot.
Moose and Vigilante hold the tag titles high above their heads inside the ring as we see Rated R and Max Cameron making their way towards the ring with steel chairs in hand. Vigilante calls for the microphone.
Vigilante - Ladies and gentlemen, the currently retired.... oh no, he's not.... Max Cam.... wait, he quits. No he doesn't.
The Moose then grabs the microphone from Vigilante.
The Moose - Okay, you two are stopping right there. See, you got my title belt Ryan. I should have been ready for what happened at Dead By Dawn. I should have been prepared for that. This week, I am prepared you you two. This week, I have the numbers. This week, you two fall down.
Frank Merritt hops over the guard railing behind Max and Rated R and then gives them both clotheslines to the back of the head and sends them face down to the floor. Frank then rolls himself into the ring and quickly gets to his feet, blood trickling down his cheek. He grabs the microphone from The Moose.
Frank Merritt - See, there's something rotten in AW. I knew it when I came back here, but now I have seen it up close and personal. Wyatt Gibson wants to make Ryan the champ? Max wants to get three more years inside the ring at all costs? I couldn't care less what anyone thinks of me personally. I don't do anything for popularity, but I have really wanted to beat the living hell out of Rated R. Now, I saw what happened last week and I knew it was time to make it official.
Frank hands the microphone to Vigilante and then signals to Destiny who is standing in the front row of the crowd and she tosses three T-shirts into the ring. Frank puts his on and hands the other two to Vigilante and Moose as he takes the microphone back.
Frank Merritt - Wyatt... Ryan.... you made this happen. It's a dawn of the new age, you bastards. Enemies of the Fucking State, bitches!
Vigilante - You think you can stop EOS this time around? Just try it!
The three of them stand inside the ring as the crowd cheers them on and Ryan and Max back off, thinking better of any kind of attack right now.
Ricky Simms - That's some pretty big news there.
Henry Lesher - Not Frank! Frank needs no one! Frank, turn on them! Crap..... my night is ruined.
Ricky Simms - How will this play out as we head towards Restricted? Tune in to Insurgence next week and find out! Don't forget we are moving to Sundays starting next week. It should be very interesting to see how this turns out.
We fade to black on the new EOS celebrating inside the ring and the crowd eating it all up.