The crowd cheers as they see the competitors coming to the ring for the next big match. Hoshi Yakamoto, Halloween Jack and Nameless. Nameless stops just inside the entrance and lowers his head. Jack and Hoshi roll themselves into the ring and Emily Blackstone reads a message from the AW champion.

Emily Blackstone - Nameless takes no responsibility for the violence about to be visited upon you. He wishes you the best of luck in your lives and hopes retirement treats you well.

Nameless then starts making his way to the ring as Jack attacks Hoshi and hits her with a series of axe handle smashes across the back. Jack then whips Hoshi off the ropes and dropkicks her to the mat as Nameless steps over the top rope into the ring. The bell sounda and Jack greets Nameless with a kick to the back of the knees and then goes for a bulldog only to have Nameless toss him into the corner buckle where Jack's feet get tangled in the ropes. Nameless then starts putting the boots to a helpless Jack as Hoshi gets to her feet behind them. Hoshi dropkicks Nameless in the back and he is rocked, but doesn't fall. He turns and grabs Hoshi around the throat, then picks her up and chokeslams her to the mat. Nameless then goes for the pin on Hoshi. 1...2... Jack breaks it up by grabbing Nameless by the foot and pulling him off of Hoshi. Jack then breaks free of the ropes and applies a sleeper on Nameless.

Ricky Simms - Triple threat rules and the winner gets a hundred grand.

Henry Lesher - Nameless doesn't care about the money. He wants blood after losing in the tournament.

Nameless battles to his feet as Hoshi gets to her feet as well. Still in the sleeper, Nameless takes a series of knees to the gut from Hoshi. Nameless tosses Hoshi aside like a rag doll and then snap mares Jack to the mat before giving him a knee to the back of the neck. Nameless then grabs Jack around the throat and stands him up, setting for a choke slam. Jack eye gouges Nameless and then knees him in the gut. Hoshi then manages to pull the legs out from under Nameless, sending him falling forward and colliding with Jack. Jack staggers backward as Nameless face plants the mat. Hoshi then quickly gets to her feet and lands a series of knees to the gut on Jack, then whips him off the ropes and does a cartwheel into a head scissors that takes Jack down. She maintains the head scissors on the fallen Jack and referee Mark Davis checks for a submission here.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi finally got an opening there.

Henry Lesher - I doubt anyone cares. I mean, Nameless is the real star in this match.

Nameless gets to his feet as Hoshi continues her efforts to make Jack submit here. Nameless grabs Hoshi by the hair, pulls her away from Halloween Jack and then picks her up for and delivers a power bomb on the Asian sensation. Nameless goes for the pin. 1...2... Hoshi manages to kick out. Nameless looks over at the referee and Mark Davis backs off. Nameless stands Hoshi up. Jack then lands a series of forearm smashes to the back of Nameless' neck and then tosses him over the top rope and down to the floor. Jack then whips Hoshi off the ropes, but she ducks a clothesline and then lands a flying cross body on Jack that sends him to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Jack kicks out. Hoshi stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and Nameless reaches out to grab the feet of Jack's and pulls him down to the mat and then out of the ring. Hoshi then dives through the ropes for a plancha dive onto the champion only to have Nameless catch her in mid air and spin her down with a power slam to the floor.

Ricky Simms - That has to hurt.

Henry Lesher - He may have broken her in half. That wouldn't be a bad thing, actually.

Nameless stands Jack up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. He then pulls Hoshi to her feet and gives her a power bomb on the floor. Nameless then rolls Hoshi into the ring before rolling himself into the ring where he goes for the pin on Hoshi. 1...2... Jack again pulls Nameless off of her. Jack then drills Nameless in the forehead with a crow bar he found under the ring. He tosses the weapon aside before referee Mark Davis sees it and then rolls himself into the ring. Halloween Jack then takes the motionless Hoshi, picks her up and power bombs her to the mat as well before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Halloween Jack just won a hundred grand.

Ricky Simms - Jack cheats and wins here. You know, I watched him and he seemed to know where that crow bar would be.

Henry Lesher - It's a perk of being with management. Vesuvius told him where it was. I think it's great if I have to watch Hoshi less.

As Jack quickly exits the ring and heads towards the back, we look backstage and fins Myst with Shawna Miller.

Shawna Miller - Myst, tonight you have a match against the man who just won a hundred grand and you won the Monarch title.

Myst - Won it?

Shawna Miller - Well, you were left on top of Q for the pin. How are you feeling and do you have anything to say to Jack or Tommy?

Myst - Tommy is a coward. I'll deal with him later. Tonight, I have Jack to deal with. I won a crown and he won a hundred grand. I also see he took Vesuvius' money. Jack, your continuing career mistakes are hard to fathom. They really are. I'll show you the err of your ways when we meet tonight.

Myst then walks off and Shawna inspects her nails. We head back to the ring.

Pyro vs Circus of Pain

"Burn To Burn" by Static X plays as all four members of Circus of Pain make their way towards the ring. As McNulty, Gothic and Snake race into the ring, Nikki stops and asks the camera if anyone's ready for the circus to come to town. She then winks for the camera and marches towards the ring with a smile on her face while the three members of the team stand at the ready inside the ring, laughing amongst themselves at the idea of one man facing the three of them. As they stand inside the ring and wait for Pyro, Reverend Darius appears from the crowd, rolls himself into the ring and starts fighting all three men. The crowd cheers as the three members of Circus of Pain quickly compose themselves. Snake whips Darius off the ropes and McNulkty and Gothic double clothesline him to the mat. We then see Pyro rolling into the ring and attacking the three members of Circus of Pain as referee Steve Blake calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - I'm amazed Blake is back to call this match. This should be interesting. Pyro apparently paid a little money to Darius to help him out here.

Henry Lesher - Darius? He lost a Twinkie match to Kosmic Kitty. He's not back up. He's comic relief and not very funny at that.

Pyro whips Snake over the top rope and down to the floor and then starts trading punches with McNulty. In the corner we see Darius is taking a boot choke from Gothic. Gothic then stands Dariud up, whips him to the opposite corner and backdrops him out of there. Gothic then takes a super kick from Pyro that sends him to the mat. McNulty then gives Pyro a swinging neckbreaker to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Pyro kicks out. Darius lands a knee to the back of McNulty's neck as Snake rolls himself back into the ring and applies an ankle lock on Darius. Darius rolls himself over and kicks Snake away from him and leaves himself open for a splash from Gothic. Gothic then lands a series of punches to the head on Darius. McNulty and Pyro both roll out of the ring trading punches.

Ricky Simms - This is totally out of control.

Henry Lesher - Maybe no one paid Pyro to lie down. I know that pisses Myst off, too.

Pyro and McNulty continue to brawl on the floor. Inside the ring, Darius is brawling with Gothic and Snake manages to place Darius in a waist lock and executes a German suplex on him. Gothic then hits a leg drop across the throat and Snake follows that up with a knee to the forehead on Darius. Snake and Gothic then both go for the pin on Darius. 1...2...3! Circus of Pain win the match. Outside the ring, Pyro looks in and sees that Darius has been pinned. He then throws McNulty over the railing into the crowd and grabs a steel chair and rolls himself into the ring screaming. He manages to hit Gothic in the back as he and Snake exit the ring. Pyro then smashes the ropes with the chair repeatedly and then looks back on Darius and appears to consider hitting him with it. Pyro instead just watches the Circus of Pain making their way to the back. Pyro is clearly unimpressed with all of this.

Ricky Simms - Circus of Pain wins. Pyro is showing some real nasty sides tonight.

Henry Lesher - He needs to find a winning side.

As Pyro exits the ring, someone throws him a mask. Pyro looks to see who threw it and none of the fans appear to have any clue where it came from. Pyro shakes his head, tosses the mask back into the crowd and then starts for the back, chair still in hand.

Ricky Simms - I really don't understand the mask thing.

Henry Lesher - I already said I will kill myself if it's who I think it is. I won't even say it out loud.

Backstage we see max Cameron with his newly won Superior title over his shoulder. Shengee Shmelky and Salty Tom are there for the interview.

Shengee Shmelky - Max, tonight you became the Superior champion. AW is reportedly signing more new talent to debut next week. The heat is on for anyone wearing gold right now.

Max Cameron - You know what, Shengee? You're right. The heat is on me. I, as the leader of the new Youthful Aggression, am leading us all to a great future. I am the alpha and the omega of wrestling.

Shengee Shmelky - It's good to be confident.

Max Cameron - I am a born winner, Shengee. *looks at Salty Tom* It's better than being a freak.

Max then walks off as Shengee and Tom slowly turn and look at each other.

Salty Tom - Did he just call me a freak?

Shengee Shmelky - He probably meant somebody else.

Salty Tom - I wonder how well he can fight Atticus tonight with an eyeful of sodium.

Shengee Shmelky - He probably didn't mean you. Let's get cotton candy.

Shengee takes off on a dead run and we hear a heavy sigh from Salty Tom. This isn't exactly the bright lights and fame he had expected.

Family Affair

[The camera returns to the arena where we see Kelly Buchanan standing in the center of the ring as the ring announcer for the following contest. The ring bell sounds off loudly, signaling the attention of everyone in attendance.]

Kelly Buchanan: The following contest is the first-ever “Family Affair” Ten-Person Tag Team Elimination Match!

[The crowd cheers excitedly as a graphic of all of the participants is shown on the Anarchy Video Tron.]

Kelly Buchanan: This contest is no count-out’s and no disqualifications … meaning the only way to win the contest is to successfully eliminate all members of the opposing team by either pinfall or submission. The winning team will be declared “the Greatest Family in Professional Wrestling” … and, as per agreement between Hoshi Yakamoto and Tommy Purr, will officially end the feud between the two Superstars. If you would be so kind as to turn your attention to the Anarchy Tron, you will all be reminded of how this feud all began near the end of the summer of 2005 …

[A video compilation begins to play to Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” … in the compilation we see various snips and clips … Tommy attacking Hoshi during her match against The Nameless, snapping a kendo stick across her throat; Bart Phillips costing Tommy his match against Daniel McCoy; Tommy delivering The Tommyknocker to Sumiko Watanabe at “GWO/CWA Imperial Conquest”; Hoshi turning on her own family; Bombshell laying down the match challenge to Leda Sophia Watanabe and Sumiko; Tommy causing the miscarriage of Hoshi’s unborn child; various insults being thrown around by all the participants; and finally a clip of Tommy and Hoshi staring one another down … ending with a thunderous ovation.]

Kelly Buchanan: And now … without further adieu … introducing to the ring first, representing Y.P.M. … weighing in at 213 lbs, standing at a height of 6’0” … hailing from Okinawa, Japan … she is “the Amazon” … Leda Sophia Watanabe!

[The crowd boos heavily as “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” performed by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play throughout the arena. Leda makes her way out to the ring … as stone-faced as ever … clad in a black leather ensemble and fishnet stockings. She stands on the stage and flexes her muscular arms before making her way down the ramp, ignoring the jeering fans. As Leda steps into the ring, her music cuts out and “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood” by Santa Esmeralda begins to play as the crowd continues it’s merciless booing.]

Kelly Buchanan: On her way to the ring, from Okinawa, Japan … weighing in at 127 lbs. and standing at a measured height of 5’8” … also representing Y.P.M. … formerly known as Mya Hayes and the legendary “Geisha Girl” … Sumiko Watanabe!

[Sumiko is carried out on a throne by three masked servants … one holds up the front of the throne as the other two head up the rear. Sumiko is in full Geisha gear, complete with make-up and fan. She smirks at the audience as she’s carried down to ringside. The throne is placed in front of the ring and one servant jumps up on the ring apron, holding down the ropes and allowing Sumiko to enter as “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor kicks in to full swing, changing the tone of the audience as they begin cheering … with some boos here and there from non-fans.]

Kelly Buchanan: The third member of Y.P.M. … hailing from New York City, New York … weighing in at 95 lbs. and standing at a height of 4’9” … she is “the Wrestling Wonder Kid” … Tanja Michaels!

[Tanja comes skipping out onto the steel stage, excited to be making her wrestling debut on the grandest stage that the A.W. has to offer … she’s also sporting some flashy silver wrestling gear for the momentous occasion as she goes skipping down the ramp excitedly, high-fiving fans, waving, and blowing kisses. She slides under the ring ropes, ascends the turnbuckle, and does her back-flip to impess the fans as “The Hit Man” by Queen takes over the P.A. system.]

Kelly Buchanan: Weighing in at 220 lbs. and standing at 5’9” … he is the fourth member of Team Y.P.M. … from down under in Sydney, Australia … “the Hit Man” Bart Phillips!

[Bart comes barreling out from the back, clearly fired up for this match … entering to a mixed reaction, more positive than negative. Bolting to the ring, Bart slides in under the bottom-rope as “Surfing With the Alien” performed by Joe Satriani erupts over the loudspeakers.]

Kelly Buchanan: Finally, introducing the leader of Team Y.P.M. … weighing in at 120 lbs. and standing at a height of 5’4” … from Kissimmee, Florida … the A.W. Xtreme Champion, “the Princess of the Plancha,” Hoshi Yakamoto!

[Hoshi struts out onto the stage in some new attire as the crowd erupts for her … with a few whistles and catcalls. Hoshi smiles as she makes her way down the steel ramp, stopping in the middle and pointing up in the air, setting off an explosion of multi-colored confetti and streamers up into the air. Hoshi then makes her way down to the ring, jumping up onto the ring apron and flipping over the top-rope. Hoshi poses for the fans before handing her belt to Kelly … and then going on to talk strategy with her team as “Thunderstruck” performed by AC/DC begins to play over the P.A.]

Kelly Buchanan: Introducing the first member of The Purr Clan … weighing in at 227 lbs. and standing at a height of 6’1” … from Los Angeles, California … the legendary Jonathan Starsmore!

[The crowd cheers for the legendary wrestler as Sumiko makes a disgusted face and pantomimes cramming her finger down her throat. Jonathan comes out to a nice ovation, wearing a glittery black cape with silver sequins, a piece of attire from back in his wrestling days. Wearing matching tights and boots, Jonathan makes his way down the ramp, stops, and points to the back …]

Kelly Buchanan: And introducing a fellow member of The Purr Clan … standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 223 lbs. … hailing from New York City, New York … Tony DiAtella!

[The crowd reaction shifts as cheers turn to jeers … Tony makes his way out to the ring in a cocky fashion, smirking the entire way down the ramp. Jonathan goes up the stairs and steps into the ring as Tony slides in under the bottom-rope, he takes a moment to lean over the top-rope and mock Sumiko’s masked servants before both men go to opposite turnbuckles and pose for the fans. “Mrs. Robinson” performed by Simon & Garfunkel takes precedence over the sound system and the crowd is in a red-blooded frenzy.]

Kelly Buchanan: The third member of The Purr Clan, weighing in at 120 lbs. and measuring in at 5’10” … originally hailing from Great Britain … “the Original Head Bitch in Charge” … Mrs. Robinson!

[The crowd cheers and whistles as Mrs. Robinson struts out onto the stage, twirling in place to show off her outfit … which is cut out into a skimpy pattern showing off all the right curves with the Great Britain flag as the design on the attire. Catherine makes her way down to the ring as a “We Want Puppies!” chant starts up over her music. Stepping up onto the ring apron, Catherine seductively bends over the second-rope much to the crowd’s delight. Suddenly, a sharp whistling sound is heard as two violet-colored pyros drop from the rafters and explode on the steel stage. Salt N’ Pepa’s “I Am the Body Beautiful” begins to play over the P.A. as Bombshell makes her way out onto the stage in her white attire with thigh-high and booty-short garters.]

Kelly Buchanan: [Rolling her eyes] And introducing the fourth and least important member of The Purr Clan … the living incubator for Tommy Purr’s children … she hails from Skank City, U.S.A. and weighs way too much … Bombshell!

[Bombshell stops her posing on the stage with the crowd cheering for her … and glares at Kelly … before angrily making her way down to the ring. The crowd chants “Catfight! Catfight!” as Bombshell gets into the ring, minus her split-legged entrance, and goes for Kelly … but Catherine holds her back and tells her it’s not worth it … from the outside of the ring, Kelly continues the last of the introductions as a new theme blares throughout the air, the steady drum beats of “Walk Idiot Walk” by The Hives.]

Kelly Buchanan: And welcome to the ring the captain of The Purr Clan … weighing in at 220 lbs. and standing at a height of 5’10” … from Las Vegas, Nevada … “the Man-Diva” … Tommy Purr!

[Surprisingly enough, Tommy gets a huge ovation from the crowd, about even with Hoshi. Some laughs are heard as Tommy comes out to the ring in his pinstripe attire … wearing his face guard for his still-healing fractured nose. Tommy carries in one arm a large silver cannon … and lifts it up into the air, shooting off a series of white and blue pyros as blue and violet-colored lights vibrate throughout the arena. Tommy shoots off a series of six more pyros before handing the silver cannon, the T-2006, to technicians standing stage-side. Tommy then makes his way down to the ring, a look of determination in his eyes … Tommy jumps up onto the ring apron and flips backward over the top-rope, entering the ring. Tommy points in the air toward the crowd, getting some cheers, before handing his jacket and whip to the referee. The music fades out and the referee starts explaining the rules to everyone as Jonathan takes off his cape and Sumiko removes her Geisha robe. Everyone decides ! who is going to start out the match … and Tanja demands that she start things out. Hoshi ignores Tanja and decides Bart will start out the match … as Jonathan will start off the match for his team as well. Everyone goes off to their respective corners as the match gets underway.]

Ricky Simms: Well, it’s all come down to this … the big confrontation … right here on the biggest stage that the A.W. has to offer. Lesher … what are you doing!? [Lesher is putting on a Tommy Purr baseball cap … and removes his coat to reveal that he’s wearing a “Tommyknocker 24/7” t-shirt.]

Henry Lesher: I’m showing my support for one of the single greatest performers in the business today.

Ricky Simms: And Jonathan Starsmore starting things off for his son’s team … as Bart represents his wife’s team … and you’ve got to wonder, Jonathan hasn’t wrestled in nearly 30 years … can he handle his own against the faster and younger Phillips?

Henry Lesher: He’s Tommy’s father … all of that power and resiliency must be genetic … it’s obvious Tommy didn’t inherit that from his mother, just look at her … who dresses up like a clown to wrestle a match?

Ricky Simms: She’s a Geisha … not a clown.

Henry Lesher: Could’ve fooled me … clowns are supposed to make you laugh … and Sumiko makes me laugh … not funny “ha-ha” but funny “that’s so sad, I can’t even muster the strength to shed a tear.”

Ricky Simms: You’re ruthless you know that?

Henry Lesher: No … what’s ruthless is you cheering on a woman who abandoned a perfect child such as Tommy at birth. That’s ruthless!

[Jonathan and Bart lock up in the ring. Bart goes behind Jonathan and shoves him into the ropes, still holding him around the waist. Jonathan grabs onto the ropes and hangs on, and Bart goes flying back. Bart nails the Kip-Up and goes charging for Jonathan, who knocks the young lion off his feet with a Clothesline. Jonathan grabs Bart by the hair and stands him up … whipping him off of the ropes … Bart runs into a Falling Hip Toss from Jonathan. Bart pushes up, his back stinging … and Jonathan begins laying the boots to Bart. Jonathan goes to stand Bart up, but Bart lifts his foot up and uses his flexibility to nail Jonathan in the head with a laying kick … Jonathan stumbles back as Bart does a Kip-Up again. Bart goes charging for another Clothesline, but Jonathan ducks it. Bart comes off the ropes and flips over Jonathan with a Sunset Flip … 1 … oh … only a one-count as Jonathan kicks out. Bart rolls away … and he goes to his corner … Tanja is begging for a tag … but Bart s! hakes his head and ignores her. Tanja frowns as Bart tags in Sumiko. The crowd is on its feet as Tommy’s parents stare each other down.]

Henry Lesher: HIT HER!!!

Ricky Simms: The relationship between these two ended on such unpleasant terms … who knew that 25 years after the birth of Tommy and Leda that they would be fighting against each other at “Battle of the Warriors”?

Henry Lesher: Who cares!?!? Just lock her ass in The Starsmore Star Power!!! Break the bitch’s neck!

Ricky Simms: Calm down, Doc!

Henry Lesher: Sorry … it’s just that she broke Tommy’s heart … now someone should break her!

[Sumiko and Jonathan stand toe-to-toe … Jonathan badmouths her … and Sumiko hits him in the face with a strong slap that echoes throughout the arena. Jonathan is undaunted as he steps closer to a furious Sumiko … she slaps him again … but still he doesn’t back down! Finally, Sumiko nails her ex in the groin … and he stumbles forward a bit … Sumiko grabs him by the head and hits a Flipping Neckbreaker. Sumiko then grabs Jonathan and locks him into The Camel Clutch while he lays on his back. Bart steps into the ring, bounces off of the ropes, and hits Jonathan right in the face with a Dropkick! The referee gets up in Bart’s face and tells him to go back to his corner as Sumiko taunts Jonathan. The crowd erupts as Catherine gets into the ring and tackles Sumiko! The crowd is in a frenzy as Catherine slaps away at Sumiko and begins choking her out on the canvas.]

Henry Lesher: Normally I’d be disgusted by woman-on-woman action … but as long as she chokes the life out of Sumiko, I’ll support it!

Ricky Simms: You’re hopeless, you know that?

Henry Lesher: And you have a receding hairline … what’s your point?

[Bart goes back to his corner as Sumiko gasps for air, having her head pounded into the mat. The referee sees this and grabs Catherine around the waist, pulling her off of Sumiko. Sumiko, incensed, stands up and tackles Catherine in retaliation while the referee is holding her! The two Divas topple on top of the referee and catfight on top of him, rolling around on the canvas! The referee again tries separating them … and finally begins pushing Catherine back to her corner as Sumiko curses her out in Japanese. The crowd cheers as Jonathan sneaks up behind Sumiko and locks her in his modified Masterlock/Camel Clutch combination … The Starsmore Star Power!]

Ricky Simms: The crowd is going nuts here tonight for this move … no one has seen this move from Jonathan in 30 years!

Henry Lesher: Break her neck … break it!!!

[Before Jonathan can get Sumiko’s lower body into the position for the Camel Clutch part of the maneuver, Sumiko lifts up her leg and hits Jonathan in the groin. Jonathan releases his hold and Sumiko goes stumbling to her corner, making the tag to Hoshi! The crowd cheers for Hoshi … but there’s a loud slap heard and we see Hoshi looking on bewildered as Tanja has reached over the top-rope and has tagged herself! Hoshi argues with the referee as Tanja comes into the ring and begins jumping back and forth, taunting Jonathan to come and get her. Jonathan looks at her bewildered and then smiles … tagging in Tony! Tony smirks and jumps over the top-rope … staring his daughter down.]

Ricky Simms: This is just wrong … Jonathan has tagged in Tony and has forced Tanja to fight her own father!

Henry Lesher: Cry me a river … that little brat needs to be taught a lesson! Who better to teach her that lesson than her own daddy?

[Tony and Tanja circle each other. Tanja looks nervous. Tony looks cocky. Tony goes to grab his small daughter, but Tanja crawls between his legs. From behind, Tanja hits a Dropkick into the small of Tony’s back, forcing him to fall forward. Tony is on his knees, trying to get up. Tanja goes running off of the ropes and the crowd cheers as Tanja bounces back and hits her father with The Shining Wizard!]

Ricky Simms: Tanja showing some tremendous talent in her debut match … she’s faster than a hiccup.\

Henry Lesher: She’s also just as annoying …

[Tanja grabs Tony by the head and tries standing him up. Tanja, with the weight difference, can only get her father up onto his knees. She goes for a kick to his groin, but he catches her foot … he smiles at her and makes a kissy-face, and when Tony’s eyes close, Tanja hits him with an Enziguri! Tony is now completely pissed as he grabs the back of his head and rolls onto his feet. Trying to shake off the pain, Tony turns his back to Tanja. Tanja climbs up the turnbuckle and when Tony turns around, she nails a Diving Crossbody! NO! Tony catches Tanja! Tony drops down to one knee and places his daughter on his knee … the crowd begins laughing as Tony lectures his daughter and begins spanking her in the ring!]

Henry Lesher: No … don’t spank her … cripple her! What kind of father are you!?!

Ricky Simms: I’m so glad you’ve never had children?

Henry Lesher: Children would be lucky, honored, and privileged to have a man such as myself as their father … but then again, I can’t stand kids … they’re like homeless people … they just chase you around the house all day going, “Hey, can I have a dollar?”

[Tony is laughing as Tanja looks embarrassed in the ring. Tanja goes running towards her dad, but Tony sticks out his hand and holds Tanja away from him by placing his hand on her head … she swings and kicks, but she can’t reach him. The crowd is in hysterics. Finally, Tony picks up his daughter and nails her with a Body Slam. Little Tanja cringes on the canvas as the crowd boos and chants “Asshole! Asshole!” Tony goes for the cocky pin, sticking his foot on Tanja’s chest, but she kicks out at two! The crowd cheers! Tony is in shock … he goes to cover her, hooking the leg, but again, she kicks out at two!]

Ricky Simms: Little Tanja proving why they call her “the Wonder Kid.”

Henry Lesher: if she were to prove why she is “the Wonder Kid” with Tony … wouldn’t that be incest?

Ricky Simms: What are you talking about!?

Henry Lesher: It’s obvious she didn’t get that nickname from her wrestling ability … God only knows what else Hoshi has shown her, if you know what I’m saying.

[Tony locks Tanja in a Sleeper Hold … and Tanja tries to fight it … Tanja begins fading and the crowd cheers for Tanja to get up. The audience starts up a “Tanja! Tanja!” chant as the referee raises Tanja’s hand … he drops Tanja’s hand … he raises her hand a second time … her hand falls a second time. The referee grabs Tanja’s hand and drops it, but she keeps it halfway in the air mid-drop and tries shaking off the Sleeper Hold much to the fans delight. Tanja grabs her father’s head with her arms and drops down on the canvas, delivering a Jawbreaker to Tony! Tony goes stumbling back … and Tanja climbs the turnbuckle again … and she ends up nailing a Diamond Dust at the most opportune time. The crowd cheers as Hoshi yells something to a fired up Tanja. Tanja nods and runs over to the turnbuckle again, Tony rolling over on his back. Tanja cockily flips her hair and then leaps into the air with her Corkscrew Moonsault!]

Ricky Simms: The Baby Boomer! Tanja scored with The Baby Boomer … can she pick up the pinfall!?

Henry Lesher: NO! TONY KICK OUT!!!

[Tanja successfully covers her father and the referee administers the count … 1 … 2 … 3!!! Tony is eliminated by pinfall! The crowd is cheering for Tanja as she jumps up excitedly … everyone on Tommy’s team looks impressed as the referee ushers Tony out of the ring. Tanja stops celebrating and glares at the other four opponents. She starts yelling something and then does a Hulk Hogan-style point toward Tommy … the crowd explodes with cheers as Tommy looks incredulous … saying, “Me!?! You want to fight ME!?!”]

Ricky Simms: Oh no … Tanja don’t … Tanja is calling out Tommy Purr!!!

Henry Lesher: She’s gonna’ get it now … Tommy’s going to knock her ass into oblivion!

[Tommy smirks and shrugs, stepping into the ring as the fans scream. Tanja stares him down and raises her arms … prompting a test of strength. Tommy looks at his teammates … looks at Y.P.M. … and turns away from Tanja. Tanja looks disappointed and lowers her arms. Suddenly, Tommy turns around and knocks Tanja in the head with a vicious High-Stepping Roundhouse Kick … The Oh La La! Tanja goes down like a sack of bricks! The crowd erupts with an “OOOOOHHH!!!”]

Ricky Simms: Tommy Purr with a vicious, for lack of a better term, Chick Kick! Tanja is out cold … this is no way to treat a teenager!!!

Henry Lesher: You’re right, Tommy was being merciful … and for future reference That’s The Oh La La Kick … Tanja had it coming!

[Tommy pats himself on the back and cockily leans on top of the unconscious Tanja … 1 … 2 … 3!!! Tanja has been eliminated by pinfall! Bart comes storming into the ring … and now it’s on as the two men begin viciously trading rights and lefts. Bart starts getting the advantage, grabs Tommy by the head, and tosses him over the top-rope … Tommy lands shoulder-first onto the outside where Sumiko’s servants are … and suddenly, the servants begin stomping on the defenseless Tommy! Hoshi and Bart are bewildered as Jonathan, Bombshell, and Catherine try to help Tommy … but instead, Sumiko and Leda rush over and begin attacking them! Hoshi and Bart are genuinely confused as to what is going on as the servants roll Tommy into the ring! Hoshi and Bart try to stop them, but they get attacked as well!]

Ricky Simms: What the hell is going on!? These servants are attacking not just Tommy, but his opponents as well!

Henry Lesher: No … don’t touch Tommy’s precious nose!

[The servants grab Hoshi and deliver a Double Powerbomb on her. Bart is the next victim, as he tries to fend off the servants, the grab his arms and legs and whip him over the top-rope and to the outside. Two servants pull up Tommy while the third begins hitting him in the stomach and chest with punches and kicks. On the outside of the ring, Leda has floored Catherine and Bombshell with a Double Clothesline while Sumiko has tossed Jonathan head-first into the security wall. The servants stop their attack long enough to take off their masks …]

Henry Lesher: WHAT THE … !?!?!

Ricky Simms: That’s … that’s … NORTHERN EXPOSURE!!!

[P.B. FUBU, 6Pac Dudley, and Lightning high-five each other as the crowd gives a mixed reaction … all three members begin beating on the fallen Tommy once again … and the crowd is in a frenzy as Gerard Angelo comes running out from the back! And he’s not alone … Davlin McCaine comes running out to join the fray and help his friends.]

Henry Lesher: YES!!! The cavalry has arrived … Gerry and Dav have come to Tommy’s rescue!!!

Ricky Simms: All hell is breaking loose tonight!

[Gerry and Dav slide into the ring and immediately go at it with FUBU and 6Pac, the referee calls for back up and tries to get all four men out of the ring as they all begin trading rights and lefts! Lighting slips out of the ring and walks over to where Kelly is sitting at ringside, he yells at her to move and grabs her steel chair, folding it up and making his way back to the ring. The crowd is torn on who to cheer for as Lightning places Tommy’s neck/head in the chair! Lightning talks trash as he climbs up the turnbuckle to jump onto the chair as the referee is occupied with 6Pac, FUBU, Gerry, and Dav.]

Henry Lesher: Someone’s gotta’ do something!!! Someone’s gotta’ save Tommy!!!

Ricky Simms: Everyone is knocked out right now … Lightning wants retribution, and he wants Tommy to suffer!

Henry Lesher: Well, I can’t sit here and watch this crap!

Ricky Simms: Lesher … where are you going!?!

[Lightning is on the turnbuckle, but Lesher leaves his place at ringside, the glass pitcher in hand from the commentating table. He yells at Lightning, the crowd going nuts, Lightning glares at Lesher, and Lesher tosses the pitcher of water into Lightning’s face, causing him to stumble and fall onto the canvas! Lightning’s trying to dry his eyes, his head right by the edge of the canvas, and the crowd goes nuts as Lesher takes the glass pitcher and shatters it across Lightning’s head!!!]

Ricky Simms: This is truly nuts!!! Even Henry Lesher has gotten involved in this match!

[Lightning is bleeding everywhere and Lesher grabs him by the head and pulls him out of the ring by the hair, and onto the floor. The referee’s back-up has finally gotten things under control … forcing the other members of Northern Exposure, Gerry, and Dav to head backstage. Lesher returns to his seat as more referees rush down to the ring to escort a dazed Lightning backstage. Hoshi has rolled to the outside of the ring, and is right by a woozy Bart. Leda and Sumiko return to their corner as Jonathan gets into the ring and helps Tommy get his head out of the steel chair. Bombshell and Catherine are finally up as well and angrily get back to their corner as Leda steps into the ring to face her twin brother. Tommy looks at her sympathetically … almost sad-like … not wanting to fight his sister.]

Ricky Simms: Hank, that was one impressive thing you did … standing toe-to-toe with Lightning.

Henry Lesher: Tommy was in trouble … it was obvious YOU weren’t going to do anything while Lightning attempted to break his neck!

Ricky Simms: Well, I’m sorry, I’m a commentator … not a fighter.

Henry Lesher: Well, either way, you suck at both … besides, I’m sure Tommy could find someway of paying me back.

[Tommy sadly, looks at his stone-faced sister … Tommy says something to her, but we can’t hear him … Leda’s look softens and she nods her head. Tommy extends his hand to shake … and Leda goes to do the same, but instead Tommy takes his hand and pelts his sister in the face with a hard slap. Leda angrily glares at her twin and flares her nostrils. The taller Leda grabs Tommy by the head and whips him up into the air and onto his back. The crowd is in complete shock and boos the female rival. Leda grabs Tommy by the head and whips him into the corner … she goes in for a huge Clothesline, but Tommy rolls out of the way and Leda hits the turnbuckle hard. Tommy comes up from behind with a Schoolboy pin, but Leda tosses him off easily before the one-count. Leda goes for a Clothesline, but Tommy bends backward with the Matrix-inspired Tommy Tuck. Leda turns around and Tommy bends upward from The Tommy Tuck into a Headscissors, flipping Leda forward onto her back.]

Ricky Simms: Some amazing flexibility shown on the part of Tommy Purr in this match.

Henry Lesher: Yeah, when Tommy pays me back he’ll have all night to show me that amazing flexibility.

Ricky Simms: Oh would you stop already!?

[Tommy rolls over to his corner and tags in Bombshell. Leda rushes in and nails a rough Clothesline on Bombshell. Leda grabs Bombshell and puts her head between her legs … the crowd boos as Leda puts Bombshell in a Piledriver and drops her onto the canvas!] Ricky Simms: The LSD – Leda Sophia Driver … Bombshell could be out of it after just being tagged in! [Leda goes for the pin, but Catherine rushes up and breaks up the count with an Axe-Handle Smash … Bart and Hoshi have finally shaken off the stars and birds around their heads and have gone back to their corner. Catherine stomps on Leda and grabs her by the hair and whips her halfway across the ring! Catherine helps up Bombshell and Bombshell shakes off the stinger of The LSD … Leda stands up and runs at them full charge with a Double Clothesline, but the Divas catch Leda and drop her with a Double Spinebuster. Bombshell goes for the pin as Catherine leaves the ring. 1 … 2 … NO!!! Leda throws Bombshell off of her!]

Ricky Simms: The strength of Leda is just remarkable … she tosses off everyone who pins her like they were nothing!

Henry Lesher: I bet I could do that too if I were a ‘roid junkie!

Ricky Simms: Leda is not on steroids … just because she’s muscular doesn’t mean she uses illegal supplements. How ignorant can you be?

Henry Lesher: If I say she’s a ‘roid junkie … then she’s a ‘roid junkie.

[Leda gets back onto her feet as does Bombshell. The two lock up, and Bombshell puts Leda in a Headlock. Leda pushes Bombshell off and into the ropes, but Bombshell flips forward with a handspring and bounces off of the ropes, knocking “the Amazon” off of her feet with a back elbow! Bombshell stands up and motions for Leda to get up … Leda gets up holding her nose and Bombshell leaps into the air for her modified RKO … Taming of the Shrew! Leda catches Bombshell and immediately launches her over the top-rope and out onto the floor! Leda steps out and retrieves Bombshell, rolling her back into the ring and pinning her … 1 … 2 … Thr-NO!!! Bombshell puts her foot on the rope and Leda is seething with anger.]

Ricky Simms: A lot of resiliency being shown by Bombshell as she faces off against a woman twice her size.

Henry Lesher: She was trained by Tommy Purr … she can handle anything!

[Leda yanks Bombshell up onto her feet by her hair … and she whips Bombshell into the ropes … Bombshell bounces back and runs right into a vicious Powerslam! Leda goes for the pinfall again … 1 … 2 … NO!!! Bombshell with the shoulder up. Leda drags Bombshell around by her hair … and to the center of the ring. Leda picks up Bombshell in a Samoan Drop position and gets ready to plant her with a modified F-5, Follow the Leda! As Leda releases a scream signaling her move, Tommy rushes into the ring and nails The Oh La La Kick right into his sister’s face! Bombshell wiggles around and as Leda falls backward, she uses Leda’s body weight to shift the fall into a Crucifix Pin! 1 … 2 … Hoshi breaks up the pinfall attempt!]

Henry Lesher: Why does Hoshi have to ruin everything!?

Ricky Simms: Victory was so close for Bombshell, yet so far away!

[Hoshi and Leda pick up Bombshell and whip her off of the ropes … both Divas bend forward to Double Backdrop Bombshell, but Bombshell stops short, kicks Hoshi in the face with a Bitch Kick … and then floors Leda with Taming of the Shrew! Bart and Sumiko rush into the ring, but so do Tommy and Catherine, who tackle them down as Bombshell locks Leda into a Bridge Pin! 1 … 2 … 3!!! Leda is eliminated by pinfall!]

Ricky Simms: Bombshell finally eliminated Leda … love her or hate her, you’ve got to give her credit for really pulling out the stops to eliminate the biggest member of Y.P.M.’s team.

Henry Lesher: When are you just going to realize that Y.P.M. doesn’t stand a shot against Tommy and his Entourage?

[Hoshi is the legal participant in the ring now … and she and Bombshell begin going at it as the ring is cleared of everyone else and Leda is escorted to the back. Hoshi gets whipped into the ropes … she bounces back and jumps over Bombshell … she bounces back and jumps onto the shoulders of Bombshell and looks to go for a Victory Roll … but instead Bombshell reverses it into an Electric Chair Drop right onto the top-rope! Bombshell peels an out of breath Hoshi off of the ropes and gives her chop after chop against the ropes … Bombshell then takes a long lick of her arm and snaps it against Hoshi’s chest, making a louder chopping sound as Hoshi grabs her chest. Bombshell goes to whip Hoshi into the corner, but Hoshi reverses it and whips Bombshell into the corner … Sumiko runs over and grabs onto Bombshell … Hoshi gets a running start and jumps for a Stinger Splash into the corner, but she misses as Bombshell ducks out of the way … and Hoshi bumps heads with Sumiko. Hoshi fa! lls to the mat and Sumiko falls to the arena floor. Bombshell tags in Jonathan.]

Ricky Simms: Fast-paced tags … the crowd is into this match as each grappler busts out move after move! Of course, we haven’t seen enough of Tommy in this match … and Mrs. Robinson hasn’t even been tagged in yet.

Henry Lesher: Tommy is reserving his strength … do you know how much guts it takes to wrestle with a fractured nose!?

[Jonathan lifts up Hoshi and delivers a sturdy Sidewalk Slam that shakes the ring. Jonathan grabs Hoshi by the hair again … and Tommy is doing something at ringside after hopping off the ring apron.]

Ricky Simms: What the hell is Tommy doing?

Henry Lesher: He’s searching under the ring for a weapon, dumbass!

Ricky Simms: I think Tommy just remembered that this is no holds barred … everyone was too busy beating the hell out of each other to remember!

[Everyone looks at Tommy and they all remember the match stipulations … immediately everyone goes searching under the ring for weapons … Tommy pulls out a wooden table and sets it up at ringside, Bombshell pulls out a trash can and tosses it into the ring, Sumiko pulls out a kendo stick and slides it into the ring … Bart can’t find a suitable weapon … as soon as he goes to pull up the skirt of the ring again, he gets sprayed in the face with something. The crowd laughs as Catherine crawls out from underneath the ring with a fire extinguisher. Catherine takes the object and hits Bart right between the eyes with it, knocking him to the floor!]

Henry Lesher: Mrs. Robinson with a clever and ingenious move, no doubt taught to her by Tommy himself!

[As Catherine does a sexy dance for the crowd … Sumiko tackles her from behind and the two begin pulling hair and rolling around on the floor once again … Bombshell runs over to help Catherine and begins beating on Sumiko. On the opposite side of the ring … Jonathan drags Hoshi over to the awaiting table. Tommy grabs the ladder laid at ringside by Sumiko and sets it up next to the table. Jonathan places Hoshi on the table as Tommy climbs up the ladder. Once Tommy reaches the top … Hoshi kicks Jonathan in the face and slides off the table. Jonathan falls on his ass as Hoshi begins ascending the ladder to meet Tommy … the crowd cheers as the two trade rights and lefts … but Tommy finally grabs Hoshi by the hair and the duo go sailing through the table, Tommy hitting Hoshi with a Facecrusher from the top! The arena begins chanting “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!”]

Ricky Simms: Tommy and Hoshi just went through that table together!

Henry Lesher: Wasn’t it beautiful!!! I hope he broke one of Hoshi’s bones!

[Jonathan checks on Tommy, and then grabs the unconscious Hoshi and rolls her into the ring … Jonathan goes for the pin … 1 … 2 … WHAT THE … !?! Jonathan gets sprayed in the face with the fire extinguisher from Bart! Jonathan is blinded and goes rolling around on the canvas … the other Divas are still clawing it out in the aisleway as Bart drags the dazed Hoshi into their corner. Sumiko is able to knock down both Catherine and Bombshell and return to her corner as Bart gets back on the apron. Bart reaches in to tag Hoshi and become the legal participant, but Sumiko bumps him out of the way and tags Hoshi herself! An irate Bart tries to step into the ring to try and stop Sumiko, but the referee stops him as Sumiko smirks at the blinded Jonathan. She immediately begins laying kicks into his stomach and back.]

Ricky Simms: Sumiko tagging herself in when it was clear that Bart wanted to be the one to finish off the Purr patriarch.

Henry Lesher: For the last couple of weeks those two haven’t been able to get along … and it’s because Bart is a paranoid loser. Sumiko is just showing him how to get the job done in the ring.

Ricky Simms: I thought you were rooting for Tommy’s team?

Henry Lesher: I am, but when it comes down to Bart or Sumiko, of course I’m going to side with the person who brought Tommy into this world.

Ricky Simms: The more you talk, the more I wish this match would just end already.

[Jonathan catches Sumiko’s leg as she goes for another kick, and Jonathan throws her onto her back! Sumiko rolls onto her stomach and starts to get back up … but Jonathan rushes up from behind and slaps on The Starsmore Star Power, the modified Masterlock with the lower body positioned in a Camel Clutch! The crowd goes nuts as Sumiko squirms to get free, but to no avail! Bart goes to get back into the ring, but Bombshell and Catherine pull him off the ring apron and down onto the floor. Jonathan tightens his grip, and Sumiko is screaming … but Hoshi comes up from behind and bangs a cookie sheet over the back of Jonathan’s head!]

Ricky Simms: Hoshi coming alive for this crowd … and she just saved Sumiko from tapping out!

[Hoshi grabs Jonathan by the head and stands him up, but Jonathan has enough sense to knock Hoshi down with a right fist. As Jonathan turns around, Sumiko sprays him in the eyes … spitting green mist in his eyes! Jonathan falls on his back and rolls around on the mat, really blinded this time as the crowd boos. Sumiko stands the blind Jonathan up and takes the trash can and places it over his upper body! Hoshi with the kendo stick begins swinging wildly at the trash can clad Jonathan! The crowd laughs as Hoshi continues to dent the trash can and Jonathan falls down on the canvas, the can rolling off of his head. Sumiko ascends the turnbuckle and comes off with The Oriental Orchestration, a modified Shooting Star Press … and she pins her former lover … 1 … 2 … 3!!!! Jonathan has been eliminated by pinfall.]

Henry Lesher: WHAT!?! This is crap!

Ricky Simms: Tough break for Jonathan who is eliminated after being blinded with green mist and ultimately beaten into submission with a kendo stick!

[As Sumiko celebrates her pinfall with Hoshi, out of nowhere Catherine and Bombshell tackle down the duo … Hoshi and Bombshell go rolling out of the ring while brawling as Catherine begins slapping wildly at Sumiko. Catherine, angry as hell, ruthlessly grabs at Sumiko’s hair and stands her up … and Sumiko gets whipped halfway across the ring by her hair! Catherine grabs the kendo stick and begins snapping the object across Sumiko’s back! Bart looks on from his corner, not even bothering to help out his partner that he obviously distrusts.]

Ricky Simms: Catherine is none too happy that her husband was taken out of this match by his ex … she’s going berserk with that kendo stick.

Henry Lesher: And if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear that Bart was enjoying it!

[Catherine drops the kendo stick and stands up Sumiko … she then puts Sumiko in a Samoan Drop position and plants her on the canvas with the modified TKO, Seduce & Destroy! Catherine goes for the immediate pin … 1 … 2 … 3!!! Sumiko is eliminated by pinfall.]

Ricky Simms: Bart didn’t even bother to help out Sumiko!

Henry Lesher: Knowing his luck, he probably would’ve screwed everything up even if he had tried to help her out!

[As Sumiko is taken out of the ring, Bart steps in and corners Catherine … Tommy is helping Bombshell double-team Hoshi on the outside, holding her from behind as Bombshell nails punches and kicks into Hoshi’s stomach. Bart menacingly backs Catherine into the turnbuckle and says something that infuriates her … Catherine retaliates with a slap to Bart’s face! Bart is taken aback and stumbles … as he goes back to Catherine she does the splits right in front of him and nails a straight jab right into Bart’s groin! The crowd is hysterical as Bart falls to the mat. Tommy and Bombshell leave Hoshi on the arena floor and get into the ring to help Catherine … as this is now three on two! Tommy tells the Divas to stand up Bart after they’ve stomped on him. The Divas hold Bart from behind as Tommy delivers chops to Bart’s bare chest! The referee then gets in Tommy’s face and demands that he and Bombshell return to their corner. Catherine goes to hit Bart, but Bart elbows her in the stomach and backs her up into the ropes, driving his knee and thigh into her abdomen! As Catherine leans on the ropes, Bart rushes up with a Clothesline, but Catherine ducks and dumps Bart to the outside with a Back Body Drop. Suddenly, a loud banging is heard and Tommy and Bombshell fall off of the ring apron … the crowd boos as Kelly Buchanan is seen with a steel chair in hand.]

Henry Lesher: I can’t believe that slut! Kelly, for no reason, just took out Tommy and Bombshell!

Ricky Simms: Kelly is still pissed off at losing to Bombshell … this is her way of exacting revenge! She doesn’t want them winning!

[Kelly snaps the chair over Tommy’s back as she receives a chorus of boos. She points and laughs and dances in a circle as she talks trash. The crowd cheers as an incensed Catherine reaches through the ropes and pulls Kelly into the ring by her hair! Kelly takes the chair and swings upward, hitting Catherine in the head. Catherine falls on her back as Kelly enters the ring sans the chair. Kelly begins flipping out and yelling at the fallen Diva … and she goes right for the attire! The crowd cheers with enthusiasm as Kelly tears off the top of Catherine’s attire, leaving her in her skimpy bra!]

Ricky Simms: Kelly is whipping this crowd into a frenzy as she strips Mrs. Robinson down to her unmentionables!

Henry Lesher: Oh, for crap’s sake … when did this turn into a Bra & Panties Match!?!? Leave it to women to make an event about Tommy Purr into something about them! [Covers his eyes] Tell me when Tommy has ended this charade!

[Kelly smiles to herself as she grabs Mrs. Robinson’s bottoms and tears those off … leaving the Diva in her undies! Kelly twirls the bottoms in her hand and smiles as Catherine tries covering up … the crowd goes nuts as Bombshell slides into the ring behind Kelly! Kelly twirls to face Bombshell and her smile fades as Bombshell hits her with The Bitch Kick! Catherine grabs Kelly’s blouse … and Bombshell grabs Kelly’s skirt … the two Divas pull at the same time and strip Kelly down to her bra and panties! The crowd cheers as Bombshell grabs Kelly by the hair, puts her head between Bombshell’s legs, and slams her down on the mat with a the Droppin’ Da’ Bombs Powerbomb maneuver! Kelly is laid out in the ring as Bombshell and Catherine talk trash. Both Divas suddenly go down as Bart hits them with a Double Clothesline from behind! Bart grabs Kelly by the hair and tosses her through the ropes and to the outside as the crowd boos. Bart then grabs Bombshell by the hair and tosses he! r OVER the top-rope and to the outside as well.]

Ricky Simms: You can uncover your eyes now … Bart ruined the entire thing!

Henry Lesher: Just because he did one good thing doesn’t mean I’m going to start forgiving him for that atrocity he calls a wrestling ability.

[Bart grabs Catherine by the hair and drags the scantily clad Diva to the turnbuckle. He positions her for his signature 450 Splash, but once he gets to the top of the turnbuckle, Catherine gets up and shakes the rope … causing Bart to catch himself on the ropes and hurt his groin. Catherine climbs up to the turnbuckle and she leaps up with a Frankensteiner, but Bart holds onto her legs! Catherine is hanging upside down, helpless, as Bart stands up and reverses the move with a Top-Rope Piledriver … The Phillips Screwdriver! Catherine gets pinned … 1 … 2 … 3!!! Catherine has been eliminated by pinfall!]

Ricky Simms: My God … Catherine’s neck almost snapped in two with that move!!

Henry Lesher: This match is now two-on-two, we’re getting that much closer to making it official that Tommy’s family IS “the Greatest Family in Wrestling.”

Ricky Simms: We’re not out of the woods yet … Bart is clearly on fire right now!

[Kelly goes scrambling for her clothes at ringside as fans catcall her … she curses them out but falls on her ass when Bombshell pushes her out of the way, sliding into the ring to face Bart. Hoshi and Tommy are in their corners as Bombshell run up to Bart. Bart grabs Bombshell into a Sidewalk Slam, but Bombshell wraps her legs around Bart’s head and drops him with a Spinning Headscissors. Bart gets back to his feet and goes to Clothesline Bombshell, but she ducks and hits Bart with a Spinning Heel Kick! Bombshell steps up to Bart, bends over, shakes her ass to the delight of the crowd, and goes for a Standing Moonsault … Bart lifts up his knees and blocks the move, knocking the wind out of Bombshell!]

Ricky Simms: Bombshell’s momentum has taken a hit and now Bart looks to gain control.

[Bart stands up and grabs Bombshell by the hair and flips her over into a Snapmare. Bombshell is sitting up and Bart delivers a stiff kick into the small of Bombshell’s back. Bart grabs Bombshell by the hair again and with all of his strength pulls Bombshell up into the air by her hair and right back down on her back. Bart picks up Bombshell and whips her into the ropes … Bart ducks for a Back Body Drop, but Bombshell flips over with a Sunset Flip. 1 … 2 … NO!!! Bart immediately stands up and Dropkicks Bombshell right in the face as she’s sitting up. Bart goes running off of the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder! Bart grabs Bombshell by the head and hooks her arms from behind!]

Ricky Simms: Bart’s going for it … The Australian Destroyer!

[Bart has Bombshell in a Backslide Pin position and gets ready to carry out The Australian Destroyer, but as he goes to do a Somersault, Bombshell breaks free and while still hooked to one of Bart’s arms, puts the arm in between her legs and locks Bart into her modified Crippler Crossface! The Iron Maiden! The crowd cheers as Bart squirms on the mat! Hoshi jumps into the ring, but Tommy comes rushing over and tackles her with a Lou Thesz Press and begins drilling her with punches to the head! Bart is trying to hold out but he can’t … he begins pounding his hand on the mat! Bart has been eliminated by submission.]

Henry Lesher: Predictable … it’s just like Bart to let a little pain keep him from winning a contest.

Ricky Simms: Bombshell reversing Bart’s deadly finisher into one of her own … and now the future doesn’t look good for Hoshi who is up against the team of Tommy and Yvonne!

[The referee tells Bart to go backstage as Tommy leads Hoshi into the center of the ring by her hair. Tommy and Bombshell toss Hoshi into the ropes … Hoshi bounces back and jumps into the air and hits both her opponents with a Dropkick, one foot catching each opponent in the chest. Tommy goes rolling out of the ring as Bombshell gets back to her feet and Hoshi tosses Bombshell with an Arm Drag. Bombshell goes for a Kip-Up and she goes for a Bitch Kick, but Hoshi dodges the move and hits Bombshell with a Standing Hurricanranna … 1 … 2 … NO!!! Bombshell kicks out! Bombshell rolls onto her side and Hoshi picks her up by the head. Tommy gets up on the ring apron and Hoshi whips Bombshell into him, knocking him back down onto the arena floor. Bombshell bounces back to Hoshi and nails a Swinging Neckbreaker! Bombshell grabs Hoshi by the hair and sets her up for Droppin’ Da’ Bombs … Bombshell does the move, but Hoshi wiggles out while in the air and hits Bombshell with a DDT! She g! oes for the cover … 1 … 2 … Tommy breaks up the pin!]

Henry Lesher: Oh, thank God!

Ricky Simms: Hoshi nearly had Bombshell put away there, but Tommy interrupted the count.

Henry Lesher: Thanks Captain Obvious … I wonder what other mysteries of the universe you’ll uncover for us next.

[Tommy picks Hoshi up by the hair and hits her with a Clothesline. Bombshell gets up and the two nod to each other. Tommy drags Hoshi to the corner. Bombshell crouches down and puts her head between Hoshi’s legs, lifting her up on her shoulders as Tommy ascends the turnbuckle. The crowd cheers as Tommy and Bombshell set Hoshi up for The Cover Story … Tommy leaps off of the turnbuckle to Clothesline Hoshi, but Hoshi snaps out of her daze, ducks the Clothesline and rolls Bombshell up in a Victory Roll! Tommy goes crashing into the mat as Bombshell gets pinned … 1 … 2 … 3!!! Bombshell has been eliminated by pinfall!]

Henry Lesher: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

Ricky Simms: Tommy and Bombshell took a risk … and they paid the consequences … Bombshell is outta’ here!

[The crowd is on its feet as it’s now just Tommy and Hoshi … Tommy gets to his feet and the two have a stare down as the arena is filled with screams, whistles, and cheers. The two stand nose-to-nose as Bombshell is escorted backstage … Tommy smirks and thrusts his head forward, hitting Hoshi in the nose with his metal faceguard! Hoshi goes reeling backwards as her nose begins gushing blood … the crowd is in shock as Tommy grabs his faceguard and tears it off! The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Tommy pats himself on the back and smiles.]

Henry Lesher: What a genius!!!

Ricky Simms: What the hell!?! Tommy’s nose isn’t even injured! That lying son of a … !

Henry Lesher: That perfect nose is healed … look at him, he’s so awesome!

Ricky Simms: Ironically enough, Hoshi’s nose might be broken now too!

[Tommy tosses the mask out of the ring as Hoshi is kneeling, trying to stop her bleeding nose. Tommy grabs her by the head and whips her into the corner. Tommy goes rushing into the corner, but Hoshi elbows him right in the face. Hoshi jumps up on the turnbuckle … and Tommy comes running over and flips forward into a handstand in the corner, wrapping his legs around Hoshi’s head! This move is Tommy’s Bottoms Up!, a modified Stratusphere. Tommy goes to pull Hoshi off of the turnbuckle, but Hoshi spreads Tommy’s legs, hooks them, and drops forward into a Boston Crab! The crowd cheers as Tommy squirms but easily reaches the ropes! Hoshi releases Tommy and stands him up, locking him into a Sleeper Hold while wrapping her legs around Tommy’s waist to add more pressure.]

Ricky Simms: Hoshi trying to wear Tommy down … locking him into the Sleeper Scissors.

[Tommy moves around groggily and begins to fade … Tommy drops down onto his knees as the referee comes over to check on the once struggling Tommy. The referee grabs Tommy’s arm and drops it … 1 … he grabs the arm again, once again it falls … 2 … he grabs Tommy’s arm again and this time it stops halfway through the drop! The crowd cheers as Hoshi shakes her head furiously. Tommy suddenly stands up, Hoshi still holding on, and rushes backward into the corner, crushing Hoshi! Hoshi releases her hold and pushes herself up onto the turnbuckle! Tommy shakes off the grogginess of The Sleeper, but wanders right into a Hangman Chokehold from Hoshi! Tommy reaches up and grabs Hoshi’s hair from behind him and flips Hoshi off of the turnbuckle and into a Snapmare!]

Henry Lesher: Tommy showing that he’s not going to be taken down by some sissy chokehold!

Ricky Simms: These two teamed together, trained together, fought together … they know each others moves inside and out … you saw how Hoshi countered The Bottoms Up! … who knows what else is going to happen!

[As Hoshi lies on her back, Tommy ascends the top-rope to finisher her. As Tommy sets up for his Blayze of Glory Moonsault, Hoshi gets up sloppily and rushes over … putting Tommy on her shoulders. Tommy flips around and slams Hoshi into a Victory Roll, but Hoshi immediately kicks out of the move! Tommy, agitated, gets up and kicks Hoshi in the stomach … setting her up for his Wicked DDT … Tommy goes for the move, but Hoshi hangs onto the ropes with one arm, so Tommy goes whipping backward on the mat. Hoshi goes for the pin … but Tommy doesn’t even stay down for a one-count. Hoshi grabs Tommy by the head and stands him up. Hoshi hits Tommy with a Haymacker, Tommy is a bit groggy and Hoshi goes running for the ropes. Hoshi jumps on the second-rope and flips backward for a Lionsault, but she catches Tommy with her legs around his head and flips him over into a Reverse Hurricanranna! 1 … 2 … KICKOUT!!! The crowd is hot for the reversals as Tommy cradles his neck now! Hoshi furiously pounds the mat and looks equally frustrated.]

Ricky Simms: Tommy is refusing defeat.

Henry Lesher: “Defeat” isn’t in Tommy’s vocabulary.

[Hoshi goes to grab Tommy, but Tommy elbows her in the stomach. Tommy then lifts Hoshi into the air and the crowd cheers as Tommy has Hoshi in the air with a Military Press! Tommy holds Hoshi there for a few seconds before eventually letting her fall behind him on her stomach. Tommy cockily grabs Hoshi by the hair and stands her up, Tommy whips Hoshi into the ropes, Hoshi runs back with a Clothesline and Tommy bends back into The Tommy Tuck. Hoshi stops herself and drops an elbow right onto Tommy as he is in the backbend and goes for the pin … Tommy kicks out at the one-count … Hoshi stands Tommy up … Hoshi sets Tommy up for a Pedigree, but Tommy hooks Hoshi’s legs and reverses the move into 100% Purrfection … Hoshi bends her legs and hits Tommy in the face before she’s turned over … and then she pushes Tommy off of her. Tommy hits the ropes and falls through to the outside!]

Ricky Simms: We could be here forever waiting for these two to put each other away!

Henry Lesher: Give me another water pitcher … let me at her!

[Hoshi stands up and poses for the screaming fans … she smiles and turns … SNAP! Hoshi goes down like a sack of bricks as the crowd is in shock. Tommy snuck back into the ring and snapped his whip at Hoshi’s face! Hoshi is bleeding from the forehead from the cut of the whip! Tommy poses cockily and receives a mixed reaction as he snaps the whip across Hoshi’s back! Hoshi screams in pain as Tommy talks trash. Tommy raises the whip again, but Hoshi turns her head and spits black mist into Tommy’s eyes! Tommy falls to the mat, blinded.]

 Ricky Simms: Obviously Sumiko showed Hoshi a thing or two!

Henry Lesher: What’s with Asians and mist!?! I don’t get it!

[Hoshi grins and slides out of the ring, grabbing the steel chair Kelly had brought to the ring earlier. Hoshi gets back into the ring as Tommy uses the ropes to guide himself onto his feet. Hoshi pounds the chair against the mat as the fans cheer! Hoshi goes running toward Tommy with the chair. Tommy rolls out of the way and Hoshi hits the top-rope. The chair ricochets off of the rope and hits Hoshi in the head! The crowd laughs as Tommy grabs Hoshi’s head in the Bulldog position and jumps up and springboards off of the ropes, getting some serious air before driving Hoshi head-first into the mat!]

Ricky Simms: The TomKat! Tommy used all the strength he had to do The TomKat!

Henry Lesher: Tommy looks out of it … perhaps I should give him some mouth-to-mouth … and also some CPR.

[Tommy is exhausted on the mat as Hoshi is dazed. Tommy seems naturally out of it as Hoshi staggers to her feet … Hosh, very slowly, makes her way to the top-rope. The crowd boos as Leda Sophia makes her way out to the stage … backstage officials trying to keep her from going down to the ring. The referee is also distracted as Sumiko comes scurrying over the barricade through the audience and into the ring. Hoshi leaps off the turnbuckle with The Perfect 10, but no one’s home as Sumiko drags Tommy out of the way! The crowd boos and is in shock as Hoshi hits the mat hard.]

Henry Lesher: GENIUS!!! GENIUS!!!

Ricky Simms: What is Sumiko doing? She just cost the match for Hoshi … Hoshi almost had the match won!?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?

[Hoshi is visibly upset as the ring officials are distracted by Leda’s presence. Hoshi starts screaming at Sumiko … and Sumiko responds by throwing powder into the eyes of Hoshi! Sumiko scampers out of the ring as Tommy begins to stir. Hoshi tries shaking off the powder as the crowd is whipped into a frenzy … Tommy gets on his feet, the mist wearing off of his eyes as Hoshi spits powder everywhere. Tommy, blurry-eyed, kicks Hoshi in the stomach and pulls her up into the air in The Widow’s Peak position. The crowd goes nuts as Tommy drops Hoshi with The Tommyknocker! Tommy is on his back as Hoshi is on her stomach. Tommy begins to stir and very slowly rolls Hoshi over onto her back, pinning her … Leda stops fighting with the officials long enough for the referee to get back to the match … the crowd is going mental as the ref makes the count … 1 … 2 … 3!!!]

Henry Lesher: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

Ricky Simms: Tommy didn’t … that lying bastard and his mom were in on this from the very beginning!!! This is a new low even for The Purr Clan!

Kelly Buchanan: [Still buttoning her blouse] The winners of this match … and “the Greatest Family in Professional Wrestling” … Tommy Purr, Bombshell, Jonathan Starsmore, Mrs. Robinson, and Tony DiAtella … THE PURR CLAN!!!

[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Jonathan, Catherine, and Bombshell rush out to aid Tommy … Catherine is in a robe, covering her scantily-clad body. Bart and Tanja rush out, obviously disgruntled, to help Hoshi. “Walk Idiot Walk” begins playing throughout the arena as the exhausted Tommy and Hoshi are helped to their feet by their families. Leda stands on the outside of the ring as Sumiko asks for a microphone and gets in the center of the ring.]

Sumiko Watanabe: Cut the music … I said CUT IT!!!

[The music fades out.]

Sumiko Watanabe: I just wanted to personally let you all know that despite what you may think … Tommy had no part in my decision to interfere tonight. [The crowd boos] Hoshi … Bart … Tanja … you might be wondering what my motives were for doing what I did … but it’s simple … I did what I had to do to make things right between my son and I? I exposed you, Hoshi, and your pathetic family … and I made sure that the right family won, my family!

[The crowd is in an uproar of boos as Hoshi and Tanja look shattered, while Bart is cussing up a storm. Tommy approaches his mother, rubbing his own neck out of soreness.]

Tommy Purr: Sum- I mean … Mom … [The crowd boos] … you say you had to do the right thing to make things right between us?

Sumiko Watanabe: [Smiling] That’s right … so we can be a happy family, like you always wanted growing up.

Tommy Purr: I see … well … then … I hope you understand … Mother … that I need to do the right thing to makes things right between me … [Looks at Hoshi] … and Hoshi Yakamoto.

[The crowd cheers wildly as Tommy grabs Sumiko by her hair and tosses her over to Bart! Tommy has Sumiko’s microphone in hand.]

Tommy Purr: This is the last time you stick your nose in my business … Bart … Hoshi … Tanja … give her the Y.P.M. treatment!

[Leda is going nuts at ringside as the crowd cheers! Bart, with a sick smile on his face, drops Sumiko with The Australian Destroyer! Hoshi finds the energy to climb the turnbuckle, and at the crowd’s behest, falls onto Sumiko with The Perfect 10! Tanja jumps onto the opposite turnbuckle and leaps to the outside onto Leda with a Crossbody. Leda catches Tanja and the crowd boos as Leda goes to ram Tanja into the ringpost … the crowd cheers as Tony comes running out from the back and drills Leda from behind with a Clothesline, knocking her to the arena floor. Tony whips “the Amazon” into the ring and into the corner, where Tanja shows of her Generation Y-Axis, a modified Diamond Dust! The crowd begins to turn silent as Tommy and Hoshi stare each other down … Tommy still has some black mist on his face, while Hoshi has traces of powder on hers. Tommy offers his hand first … and the crowd begins to get noisy again. Hoshi looks at him for a moment before extending her hand as wel! l … and the two shake in the center of the ring to a thunderous ovation. Hoshi, Bart, Tanja, and Tony turn to leave the ring together. “Walk Idiot Walk” kicks back up as Tommy, Bombshell, Mrs. Robinson, and Jonathan all climb the turnbuckles and pose for the fans.]

Ricky Simms: Definitely a Match-of-the-Year candidate.

Henry Lesher: Tommy continues to prove why he’s one of the best damn athletes in this sport … he put Hoshi and her family away like they were nothin’!

Ricky Simms: You do realize that they are on good terms now, right?

Henry Lesher: I’m going to pretend like that sign of good sportsmanship between Hoshi and Tommy never took place … it never happened, simple as that … and if it did, then it was only because Tommy was still a little light-headed from all that fighting.

Ricky Simms: What a crazy match that was … what a crazy night it’s been so far … and it’s just bound to get more out of control!

Henry Lesher: It wouldn’t be “Battle of the Warriors” if it was any other way!

Backstage we see Rated R sitting in front of his locker, putting wrist tape on. Shawna Miller enters the picture.

Shawna Miller - Ryan, you have won a million dollars already and won a future shot at the title. Of course, you have a title shot tonight as well. Are you going to be able to stop Nameless twice in one night?

Rated R - Shawna, I am Ryan Yorke. I am the best wrestler the GWO ever had. I am a man who wrote his own rulebook a long time ago. When I refused Vesuvius' offer, that was supposed to end it for me right there. It didn't. I still won the million to go with the million from last year. I did it on my own terms. I can and will be champion of AW.

Shawna Miller - Myst won the Monarch title. Any comment on that?

Rated R - *grits his teeth* I never got the fair result from our match. I'll see her again and I'll forever hate Nameless for ruining that match on the grandest stage of them all, Battle of the Warriors.

Shawna Miller - Anything to say to Nameless?

Rated R - *looking into the camera* Nameless, monster, I am going to be the one that makes you cry for your mother you overrated piece of shit.

Shawna backs away and we head back to the ring.

Gerard Angelo vs Q

"Jamestown" by Movielife plays as Gerard Angelo makes his way towards the ring. He gets the usual mixed reaction as he makes his way towards ringside. He does high five a few fans who are wearing T-shirts declaring them to be his fans. Gerard then pulls himself onto the apron before he steps into the ring. Once inside the ring, his music fades and we hear "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei and Q is led to the ring by Tina and Shelia Lavin. Tina tells the camera her man Q isn't losing again tonight. She then leaps onto the apron and has a few words for Gerard Angelo. Q pulls himself onto the apron and looks around at the mostly cheering crowd.

Ricky Simms - This should be a very good match up.

Henry Lesher - It has potential, but then Gerard ruins it all.

As Q and Gerard then stand face to face inside the ring, we hear "Bite the Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails and the crowd cheers when they see Shannon Skanes making the way to the ring wearing a referee's shirt. Shelia takes the microphone from Kelly Buchanan.

Shelia Lavin - I have grown tired of the lack of decent referees and the fact they keep getting hurt so easily. Shannon Skanes is now an official AW referee. I signed him myself.

Ricky Simms - That is a shocker!

Henry Lesher - Well, clearly Reality has lost its mind. He screwed Q out of the Monarch title. This makes no sense.

Shannon jumps onto the apron, poses once there and then steps into the ring and calls for the bell. Gerard and Q say a few things to Shannon and then the two of them lock up. Q backs Gerard into the corner where Shannon asks for a clean break. Q backs off and Gerard gives Q a cheap shot with a punch to the jaw. Shannon says a few things to Gerard and Gerard says a few things back. Q then spears a distracted Gerard in the corner. Q then hip tosses Gerard to the center of the ring and applies a full Nelson on Gerard. Shannon asks Gerard if he submits, but Gerard refuses here.Gerard fights to get to his feet and then bakcs Q into the corner and slams him into the corner again, trying to weaken the hold. Q releases the hold, headlocks Gerard and gives him a bulldog to the mat and rolls him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Gerard Angelo. Outside the ring, Shelia is writing notes on her clipboard. Q stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and Gerard grabs the ropes to avoid a big boot from Q. Q then charges at Gerard and Angelo ducks, dumping Q over the top rope and down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Gerard showing some smarts there.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, not sure what Q was thinking there, but he has been less intelligent in AW than he was in GWO.

Gerard rolls out of the ring and then cinches Q around the waist and gives him an overhead German suplex to the floor. Gerard then gets to his feet and smiles at the fallen Q. Gerard knee drops Q across the chest and then stands him up. Gerard tries to whip Q into the steel ring steps, but Q reverses it and Gerard hits the steel ring steos shoulder first. Q then rolls Gerard back into the ring before rolling himself in as well. Tina can be heard cheering at ringside as Q stands Gerard up, then places him in a bear hug.

Ricky Simms - Q trying to weaken Gerard here.

Henry Lesher - That takes very little.

Gerard pushes away from Q and lands a right hook to the jaw on him and then another. Q's hold weakens and Gerard breaks free and then lands a series of kicks to the ribs on Q and then headbutts him backwards into the corner where he then executes a monkey flip. Q hits the mat on his tailbone and Gerard then applies a front face lock. Tina gets the crowd to start a chant for Q. Q power his way out of the front face lock and then turns and gives Gerard an eye gouge before whipping him into the corner. Gerard then takes an inverted atomic drop from Q who follows that up with a clothesline. Q tries for the pin. 1...2... Gerard kicks out.

Ricky Simms - Q using his strength to his advantage here.

Henry Lesher - It's not a fair fight no matter how you cut it.

Q stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and Gerard ducks a clothesline and then misses with a clothesline of his own and Q gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat, then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and gives him the Q Jumper before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Q has won the match here over Gerard Angelo. Shannon raises his arm in victory and then exits the ring. Tina embraces Q who shows no outward emotion on what is, to him, just another win. Shelia nods approvingly from ringside and has a few words of advice for Q as he exits the ring. We then follow Shannon as he heads backstage only to be headed off by Jason Knight.

Jason Knight - Pulling a fast one on me?

Shannon Skanes - I am an employee of AW as a referee now. You have to deal with that.

Jason Knight - Lavin cannot sign legal documents.

Shannon Skanes - Go talk to Vesuvius about that. He's been had... again.

Shannon laughs as he walks passed Jason Knight, a man who is at a loss for words. We then see a splash screen asking us if we are ready for D.I.C.K.? It then asks of we are ready to go Syko, then fades to images of two newly signed AW superstars for a brief flash before we head back to ringside.

Atticus Finch vs Max Cameron

Ricky Simms - What was that?

Henry Lesher - I believe it asked if I was ready for psycho dick? Well, I...

Ricky Simms - Don't finish that sentence or I'll be forced to kill you.

"Because of Me" by Seether plays as Atticus Finch makes his way towards the ring. The crowd gives him a warm response as he quickly runs to ringside, high fiving fans along the way. He then leaps onto the apron and then enters the ring. He tests the ropes as his music fades and we hear the opening gong of "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC. Malice, Cameron Jacques and Aftermath lead the way as Max Cameron follows with his newly won title belt over his shoulder. Max stops at ringside and looks at his stable around him and then looks into the ring at Atticus and smiles.

Ricky Simms - Max's stable actually made it to ringside for the first time tonight.

Henry Lesher - There's nothing in this match for Vesuvius, so that's just how it is.

Max rolls himself into the ring where Atticus greets him with a baseball slide dropkick that sends him right back out to the floor. Atticus then quickly gets to his feet and doesn't back down as Aftermath jumps onto the apron and takes a swing at him, one that misses as Finch ducks it. Max gets to his feet and looks unimpressed with Atticus here. Max makes his way up the ring steps, then steps through the ropes and the bell sounds to get this match underway. The two men lock up and quickly back each other into the ropes. Referee Mark Davis asks for a clean break and both men back away from each other. Atticus then lands a knife edge chop on Max, whips him off the ropes and gives him a roundhouse kick to the gut, sending Max to the ropes. Max then takes another roun house kick from Atticus that sends him over the top rope and to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Worthy of note that Max has already wrestled twice tonight.

Henry Lesher - Atticus Finch? I know that name. Is this guy from WWE?

Ricky Simms - It's from a book. They're those things you read on paper, remember?

Henry Lesher - Bah, I can't be bothered finding out where it came from. I don't care where he came from.

Max gets to his feet on the floor, pulls himself into the ring and finds himself taking another baseball slide from Atticus that sends him to the floor. Atticus then jumps to the top rope and waits for Max to stand. He leaps for a flying body press only to land in the arms of Malice who then slams Atticus' back into the steel corner post. Referee Mark Davis calls for the bell and Youthful Aggression start laying a beating on Atticus. Aftermath rolls Atticus into the ring and Max leads the four of them in with the intent of destroying him. We then see newly hired referee Shannon Skanes rushing to the ring with a baseball bat in hand. He slides into the ring and clocks Aftermath with the bat and the rest of YA exit the ring.

Ricky Simms - That's a referee that isn't taking any attacks then.

Henry Lesher - Max will make him regret this. I hope Atticus enjoys the DQ win.

Inside the ring, Shannon helps Atticus up to his feet as Max shouts towards the ring that he will have his revenge for this. He then holds his title high and declares himself the winner.

Ricky Simms - A legend in his own mind.

Henry Lesher - Someone has to believe in him. It might as well be him endorsing himself.

Backstage we see Pyro pacing in his locker room when Shengee Shmelky and Salty Tom enter the picture.

Shengee Shmelky - A moment, Pyro?

Pyro - I made ten dollars tonight! That's it! This is utter bullshit!

Shengee Shmelky - We don't want too much language on here like that, pay per view or not Pyro.

Pyro - You think I give a damn, Shengee?! I am going to show everyone what happens when Pyro's pissed off. I made a simple offer. Pay me to pin me. Rated R cheated. Max cheated. Circus of Pain beat Darius. They never beat me! Next week, all hell breaks loose.

Shengee Shmelky - Pyro, about the masks you've been finding and having thrown at you. What does that mean?

Pyro - You think I know? God, you're an idiot and I am not in the mood for this.

Pyro slams Shengee's head into the nearby locker and then gives Salty Tom a low blow before slamming his face into the locker room bench. Pyro then spits on them both before leaving the room.

Antichrist vs Daniel McCoy

"Delilah" by Mindset plays as Daniel McCoy makes his way towards the ring, the crowd cheering him on. McCoy high fives fans as he then rounds the ring before leaping onto the apron and then springing over the top rope and into the ring. McCoy then stands and waits as his music fades out and "My Twin" by Katatonia plays as Renske makes his way out, Demitri Lucian close behind him. Renske pays no mind to anyone around him, just stares into the ring at what he believes to be his first victim, Daniel McCoy.

Ricky Simms - Until this moment, McCoy had no idea which man would be facing him. I really don't like this Lucian guy, met him backstage. It was like shaking hands with a snake.

Henry Lesher - I like him a lot myself.

Ricky Simms - Well, the scales match.

Renske pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring. Referee Mark Davis calls for the bell and the two men lock up. Renske eye gouges McCoy to break that and then picks him up and drops him face first to the mat. He then puts the boots to McCoy as Lucian looks on with an approving grin from ringside. Renske places McCoy's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it as some fans start a chant for McCoy. Renske lets McCoy go before the referee can reach a five count, then stands McCoy up and whips him into the corner before then giving him a side suplex to the middle of the ring. Renske looks outside the ring to Lucian and Lucian nods his approval. Renske then places McCoy into an abdominal stretch and referee Mark Davis checks for a submission. McCoy refuses to give up and the crowd's chants for him grow louder. Lucian glares at the fans.

Ricky Simms - The fans are really pulling for McCoy, but this is his fourth match of the night.

Henry Lesher - He's dead in the water. He really is. The kid is done and Mark Davis would call for the bell if he gave a damn about this kid. Thankfully, he doesn't and the beating may continue.

McCoy starts to power his way out of the hold and manages to hip toss Renske to the mat. McCoy then clotheslines Renske to the mat and follows that up with a rolling thunder on Renske before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Renske and McCoy shakes his head. Outside the ring, Lucian paces while showing no emotion one way or the other. McCoy stands Renske up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. McCoy then goes to the nearby ropes and makes his way to the top. He goes for a flying knee from there only to have Renske roll out of the way. As McCoy grabs at his knee, Renske goes to the ropes himself and lands a clothesline from the top rope on McCoy and goes for the pin. 1...2... Daniel McCoy manages to kick out. Renske stands McCoy up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat. Mark Davis starts counting them both down. On the four count, McCoy does a kip up to his feet and then stands Renske up and whips him into the corner buckle. McCoy then bulldogs Renske to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Renske.

Ricky Simms - McCoy accounting for himself well here at this point in the match.

Henry Lesher - Renske will destroy him. Trust me.

McCoy stands Renske up, whips him off the ropes and Renske ducks a clothesline and then tosses McCoy through the ropes and onto the Spanish announce table. The Spanish announcers fall out of the way as McCoy tries to right himself. Renske pulls himself over the top rope and lands a splash onto McCoy that sends him through the table and to the floor. Renske then pulls himself to his feet while a "Holy shit" chant starts in the crowd.

Ricky Simms - Renske has no thought of his own safety on that move. His forehead is bloodied as well from the impact he had with pieces of the table.

Henry Lesher - I wonder if he would tag with Nameless. This is wonderful.

Renske rolls McCoy into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring as well. He then jumps onto the top rope and executes what might be an unnecessary leg drop from there. Renske then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Renske with an impressive win over Daniel McCoy.

Ricky Simms - That was insane. Renske makes a very impressive debut with a win for Demitri Lucian. The guy doesn't seem to really do anything and yet Renske is willing to do his bidding. It reminds me of BasketKase and makes me sick.

Henry Lesher - I knew there was a reason these two have a warm place in my heart.

As Renske leaves the ring, we look backstage and see Shelia Lavin with Shawna Miller.

Shawna Miller - AW Commissioner Shelia Lavin here, we are wondering what you think of tonight's action thus far?

Shelia Lavin - That's pretty easy to answer. I think Q git robbed of the Monarch title in AW by Tommy Purr and he needs to pay for that. Next week, Tommy Purr will meet Q in a falls count anywhere match. If he wants to fight dirty, we can fight dirty.

Shawna Miller - You also hired Shannon Skanes. Some question your right to hire people.

Shelia Lavin - I have every right to hire whoever I want to. January is my month and I write the rules. Vesuvius is a foolish man for having any faith in signing something I put in front of him. Shannon will be the referee for Q's match next week as well.

Shawna Miller - Isn't that a conflict of interest as Shannon sent Q here to make the owner's life a living hell?

Shelia Lavin - *shrugs* And I would give a damn why?

Shawna Miller - Good point.

Myst vs Halloween Jack

"Sonne" by Rammstein plays as Myst makes her way out from the back. The crowd gives her a loud ovation as she makes her way towards the ring. She is half way to the ring when Halloween Jack attacks her with a chop block that sends her to the floor. Jack then grabs her by the hair and rams her head into the concrete floor. Jack stands Myst up, drags her to ringside and then rolls her into the ring with a cocky smile on his face. He has a few words with a fan at ringside and then rolls himself into the ring before casually going for the pin. 1...2... Myst rolls a shoulder out.

Ricky Simms - That was almost the shortest match in wrestling history right there.

Henry Lesher - If it means seeing less of Myst, I am all for it.

Jack stands Myst up, whips her into the nearby corner and then lays the boots to her, causing her to fall into a sitting position in the corner. Jack then grabs the ropes and preses a boot to her throat and smiles as she struggles for breath. He releases the choke before the referee reaches the five count and then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a sidewalk slam to the mat before again trying the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Jack turns to referee Mark Davis and has a few words for him. He then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat. Jack then lands a leg drop across the throat on Myst and again goes for the pin. 1...2... Myst rolls a shoulder out. Jack gets to his feet, has a few words with referee Mark Davis and then picks him up and dumps him over the top rope and down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - It's a rough night for referees tonight.

Henry Lesher - They're no good at anything anyways. Every one of those pins should have been a three count.

Jack then rolls himself out of the ring, reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up as Shannon Skanes marches towards the ring with his referee's shirt on. Shannon rolls himself into the ring while Jack finishes setting up the table. Jack then looks into the ring and spots Shannon and does a double take. Jack then voices his disapproval of Shannon refereeing the match and kicks at Mark Davis to get him to his feet, but Mark isn't moving.

Ricky Simms - Jack isn't happy with this development.

Henry Lesher - He knows when he's getting screwed.

Jack pulls himself onto the apron and then pulls himself into the ring where he starts trying to barter with Shannon. He tells Shannon that his wife doesn't love him anyway and he knows what Shannon is all about. Jack smiles as he sees Shannon nodding. As Jack pulls Myst to her feet, Shannon taps him on the shoulder and then gives him the finger. Myst then lands a jawbreaker on Jack that sends him down to the mat where she goes for the Mystifyer. Jack grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out of the ring. Myst follows him out and then spinds him around and thumbs him in the eye before slamming his head into the ring apron four times. She then whips him shoulder first into the guard railing before she stands him up and rolls him into the ring. Myst then follows close behind and again goes for the Mystifyer. Jack grabs the bottom rope and again pulls himself out of the ring. Myst follows once again and walks into a super kick to the jaw from Jack. Jack then picks Myst up and dumps her back into the ring.

Ricky Simms - She followed Jack out one too many times.

Henry Lesher - She's just not very bright. Look who she's still married to. Well, I think she is. I mean, I am so busy not giving a damn, it's hard to keep track.

Jack rolls himself into the ring and has a few words with Shannon. He then signals that he is ready to end this and sets for the Pumpkin Bomb. Myst breaks free and DDTs Jack to the mat and then locks in the Mystifyer. Jack struggles to reach for the ropes as Shannon asks Jack if he submits. Jack screams as he tries to get just a little closer so he can grab the bottom rope. Myst leans back further and Jack taps out. Shannon Skanes calls for the bell and pumps his fist. Myst rolls herself out of the ring and collapses to the floor. Shannon exits the ring and calls for medical staff immediately.

Ricky Simms - Myst took quite the beating tonight. It looks like her body gave out.

Henry Lesher - She ruined my night. I hope she retires.

As medical staff come out to attend to the fallen Monarch of AW, we look backstage where Ray Dees is with Vesuvius.

Ray Dees - Wow, what a wild night this has been. Your thoughts?

Vesuvius - It looks like a few people had good nights thanks to Shelia Lavin, who would have had miserable nights with Jason Knight calling the shots. Halloween Jack was my pick to win Battle of the Warriors and a lot of people will hurt for the fact he isn't the one who got the million dollars. In the next match, Rated R has a shot at becoming champ. Nameless has a shot at doing the right thing. If Nameless fails to pin Rated R, he is suspended without pay for two weeks. It's that simple.

Ray Dees - But he could make him submit.

Vesuvius - I want a three count. I want Rated R lying half dead in a pool of his own blood. I'll show the fans they chose a fool to follow.

Ray Dees - Anyone else got you riled up?

Vesuvius - Some of the new members of this company are pissing me off, yes. They will leanr their place. Enjoy the last two weeks of January. Hell visits next month.

Rated R vs Nameless

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays as Rated R comes out with his head down. The crowd explodes for him as he trudges towards the ring, his head down and appearing ready to drop. Nameless attacks him from behind, picks him up and power bombs him on the floor. Nameless stands over Rated R only to have another Rated R step out behind him, causing the loudest cheer of the night. Rated R gives Nameless and atomic drop and then gives him a German suplex on the floor while the Rated R double makes his way to the back. Rated R then whips Nameless shoulder first into the steel ring steps and then puts the boots to him on the floor while guest referee Japhy Ryder makes his way towards the ring, getting a decent pop for his appearance here.

Ricky Simms - Rated R sent out a body double knowing what Nameless would do and now former XWA superstar Japhy Ryder is out here to call the action!

Henry Lesher - It could be worse, I guess.

Rated R stands Nameless up and rolls him into the ring, then rolls himself into the ring. Japhy calls for the bell and we are officially underway. Rated R boot chokes Nameless in the ropes, then lets him up, whips him to the opposite corner and then gives him another German suplex, this time onto the canvas which is mildly more forgiving than the concrete floor. Rated R then goes for the pin. 1...2... Nameless kicks out. Rated R then gives Nameless an elbow across the throat before going to the ropes. Rated R makes his way to the top and poses on the top rope for the crowd before going for a falling head butt from there only to find no one home as Nameless rolls out of the way.

Ricky Simms - Ryan took too long with that one.

Henry Lesher - He needs to put the monster out before trying that. He didn't have the monster out.

Nameless gets to his feet as Rated R tries to collect himself. Nameless sees Japhy Ryder there and sizes him up before turning his attention back to his challenger. Nameless picks Rated R up and body slams him to the mat, then gives him a knee to the chest. Nameless then sits Rated R up and applies a nerve hold on the shoulders of Rated R. Japhy checks for a submission as the crowd starts a chant for Rated R. Rated R struggles against the hold. He starts pumping his fist in time with the fans' chant and starts battling to his feet. Nameless releases the nerve hold and gives Rated R a DDT to the mat and rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R.

Ricky Simms - There is no quit in Rated R.

Henry Lesher - There's not much life left in him either.

Nameless stands Rated R up and whips him over the top rope and out to the floor where he collides with the railing at ringside. Nameless then rolls himself out of the ring and grabs Rated R by the hair, slamming his head onto the guard railing. Nameless then dumps Rated R over the railing into the crowd and then steps over the railing. Nameless grabs a chair from a nearby fan and slams it over the head of Rated R. He then slams it over Rated R's head again, opening up the cut he had from his match with Pyro to start his night. Nameless then picks Rated R up and power slams him on the floor as Japhy Ryder gives up on getting control and calls for the bell, counting both men out. Nameless doesn't care for the bell. He stands Rated R up and slams his face into the guard railing, raking his forehead along it and then picks him up and dumps him back to ringside. Nameless then steps over the guard railing and stands on the chest of Rated R. Rated R is out cold as Nameless then steps off of him, picks him up and runs him face first into the steel corner post.

Ricky Simms - This is sick. Someone has to come out here and stop this.

Henry Lesher - I think it's a thing of beauty myself.

Nameless body slams Rated R onto the steel ringsteps, then kicks him in the face. Nameless then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and starts to set it up. We then see Gothic, Snake and "Mad Dog" McNulty rushing out from the back. They charges around the ring and McNulty spears Nameless as Gothic clotheslines him. Snake jumps onto the ring apron and dropkicks Nameless over the railing from there. The three of them then surround the fallen and bloodied Rated R while the crowd cheers them on.

Ricky Simms - Rated R may have got the million alone, but apparently he has allies tonight!

Henry Lesher - Nameless was seeing fit to kill Rated R there. They may have saved his life.

Ricky Simms - According to Vesuvius, this should mean a two week suspension for the AW champion. Rated R has the right to a rematch by virtue of winning tonight's tournament, but what is left of Rated R? I have never seen him beaten that badly by anyone.

Henry Lesher - He should have taken the money. That's the way all heroes end up. That's how Razor ended up. That's how Sal Clemenzo ended up when he went soft. Now, it's Ryan's turn to learn the lesson.

A stretcher is brought out for Rated R as blood pools on the floor around him and nearby fans are staring on with great concern on their faces. Rated R hasn't moved since Nameless dumped him on the ring steps and Circus of Pain members dare not touch him in case of a neck or back injury. They watch Nameless as the AW champion exits through the crowd, security trying to restrain him.

Ricky Simms - They should be arresting Nameless here!

Henry Lesher - Rated R knew what he was getting into. He knew and he signed the contract. It is his own fault. He had to be a hero.

Ricky Simms - I hate to see Battle of the Warriors end this way. I really do. Next week on Assault, someone has to pay for this.

We fade to black on the AW logo as they load Rated R onto the stretcher, attempting to revive him.