September 16th, 2006 - Springfield, MA

"Your Mother's Got A Penis" by Goldie Lookin' Chain, booms through the speakers.

Ricky Simms - Henry...Are you actually dancing?

Henry Lesher - Well it's a great song, it tells the tale of Moose's birth...He is the missing link.

Ricky Simms - I would actually pay good money to see you say that to his face.

Henry Lesher - And face the horrid gas he names "breath"? I think not.

Parker Davis makes his way down towards the ring, faced with a chorus of boos.

Henry Lesher - Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way towards the ring and they cheer...Parker does the same thing and they boo. Explain that to me.

Ricky Simms - Well I guess it's to do with...Oh my God, tell me he's not wearing that T-shirt.

It's true, Parker is wearing a t-shirt that reads on the front "I Did Bombshell...And Myst" and on the back it reads "Up The Arse"

Parker flashes his shirt towards the camera, and grins towards a mixture of hatred and cheering from the audience. He pulls the microphone to his lips.

Parker Davis - Everyone knows that the planet Earth is filled with mainly water...And a few areas of the planet that have ground...Have people living on it...90% of those living folk, and 10% livestock have had sexual 'in-out's-in-out's' with either Bombshell, or Myst...And God forbid, even Tommy Purr may have a part in thoses stats. Rampart throw out the shirts.

Rampart makes his way down towards the ring throwing "Skanes is a Pussy" and "Bombshell is a bad Fuck" shirts towards the booing audience.

Parker Davis - She's screwing 6 Pac...She doesn't deserve your sympathy. Look guys, if you're after a blow, she normally gives them out after the show.

Parker chuckles.

Ricky Simms - This is low.

"Boom Boom Boom I want You In MY Room" blasts from the speakers.

Ricky Simms - Boom?

Henry Lesher - It better not be, I own a gun...And the death sentence is better than seeing that gimp.

The little midget Goomie makes his way down towards the ring, the audience groan. Rampart slaps the back of his leather mask, whilst Parker chuckles to himself. Goomie grabs a microphone and slides his little body inside the ring.

The audience continues to groan.

Parker Davis - Ok spunk mouth, what have you got to say?

Goomie - Leave Boom alone, he's been a busy bee, as of late. I'm not sure if you've noticed or not, but Boom has taken out over a hundred secret agents since he's left AW...Boomshalkalaka isn't just a friend, he's a God!

Parker stares emotionless at Goomie for a few seconds.

Parker Davis - Good point, please tell your master that I'm sorry. I feel like a proper dipstick for slagging him off, he fights secret agents for God's sake.

Goomie - I'm sure Boom forgives you.

Henry Lesher - This is pretty messed up right here.

Parker bows down to Goomie, before sliding outside the ring and joining Rampart as they walk towards the exit.

Goomie - Heil Boom!

Ricky Simms - The show hasn't even started yet. I'm frightened of what the rest of the night has in store.

Henry Lesher - It's AW. You expected more than this?

"Coming Undone" by Korn starts to play and we finally roll the opening credits with images of Tommy Purr, Rated R, Gerard Angelo, The Moose, 6Pac Dudley, Myst, Vigilante, Parker Davis, Hoshi Yakamoto, Halloween Jack, Xandra, and Bombshell before we head to ringside where a baffled Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are sitting.

NADP vs. The Mystfits

"Gold Dust Woman" by Hole starts to play and Kathy Smith and Missy come out with their hand raised as the crowd cheers them on. They then race down the ramp and then roll themselves into the ring and each woman poses in opposite corners on the second rope and the crowd cheers for them for a few moments longer before their music fades. We then hear "Just Another Victim" by Cypress Hill and Dex and Rex Cooper come out with the tag titles over their shoulders and the crowd gives them a decent ovation as well. Dex and Rex stop at ringside and talk a bit to each other while referee Bruce Miller motions them into the ring. Dex climbs onto the apron and grabs the corner rope while Rex rolls himself into the ring where Kathy has opted to start the match. As Rex gets to his feet, the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Our first match of the night is a continuation of an odd story that involves Myst having a twin?

Henry Lesher - Oh I don't get it either, but I really don't care.

Rex locks up with Kathy and then gives her a head butt that sends her into a neutral corner. Rex then gives her a vicious knife edge chop to the chest and then picks her up and gives her a power slam to the mat where he then tries for the quick pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Kathy Smith. Rex then stands Kathy up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and hen gives Rex a jawbreaker. Kathy then pulls the feet out from under him and then places him in an ankle lock submission hold. The referee asks Rex if he submits and he gives his answer by kicking Kathy off of his ankle and back into the corner.

Ricky Simms - A show of power there by Rex.

Henry Lesher - Oh, you have mistaken me for someone who cares.

Rex gets to his feet only to take a dropkick to the chest from Kathy. He then dives to his corner and tags in Dex Cooper. Kathy then gives Dex a dropkick that sends him backwards into the ropes. Kathy then quickly gets to her feet and gives Dex a series of knife edge chops in the ropes. Dex answers with a knee lift to the gut and then picks her up for a power bomb attempt. Instead, Kathy turns herself around and then manages to give Dex a head scissors take down to the mat before she rolls to her corner and tags in Missy. Missy jumps to the top rope and lands a dropkick to the chest on Dex from there, sending him down to the mat where she tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dex Cooper.

Ricky Simms - These women are tough.

Henry Lesher - By who's standards?

Kathy stands Dex up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a drop toe to the mat. We then see Black Lightning, FUBAR and Puppet Master on their way down the ramp. They crash the ring and the crowd boos as referee Bruce Miller is forced to call for the bell. Kosmic Kitty announces to a disapproving crowd that this match has been declared a double disqualification as Total Darkness has attacked both teams and now security is rushing in to try and sort this mess out.

Ricky Simms - Shame to see it end that way.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, it would have been better if it had never started at all.

As security tries to split this mess up, we look backstage where Crystal Braun is with Vesuvius. Vesuvius is smiling from ear to ear.

Crystal Braun - You look happy. That's never good for the rest of the company.

Vesuvius - I am the most powerful wrestler this company has. Did anyone see Gerry arrive tonight? No, you didn't. Now, he has clearly seen that the path he has chosen will get him nowhere. I am going to destroy another who thinks he is better than he is, one who has clearly become lost and needs to see the truth. Vigilante, if you hear me, I'm calling you out. Next week, you and me. Next week, we see whether you're still the superstar or not. Gerry played the coward this week. Will you do the same?

Crystal Braun - I don't think anyone would qualify Vigilante as a coward.

Vesuvius - I'm calling him out, Crystal. I'll do what I have to in order to have my satisfaction of making him look bad in front of thousands of AW fans. I built this company and I am calling him out. Gerry's cowardice has simply allowed my rage to build a little more this week. Next week, I take it out on Vigilante.

Vesuvius laughs and walks away from Crystal.

Hoshi Yakamoto vs. 6Pac Dudley

"Southtown" by POD plays as 6Pac is led towards the ring by Bombshell and the two of them get a rather strong reaction from the crowd. There is still a smattering of boos for Bombshell, but her newfound relationship has clearly swung many fans in her favor. 6Pac pulls herself onto the apron and then through the ropes into the ring and he tests the ropes while Bombshell applauds from ringside and starts cheering him on. His music fades and we hear "Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani and the crowd cheers as AW Xtreme champion Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way towards the ring. Hoshi has Bart Phillips close behind her and they talk at the foot of the ramp for a few moments and then Hoshi quickly runs to the apron and slides into the ring where 6Pac puts the boots to her as referee Casey Braun calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - This is a non title match between two people who are no strangers to each other.

Henry Lesher - They are no strangers to putting me to sleep either.

6Pac stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a back drop to the mat from there. He then gives her a knee drop to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. 6Pac then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick that sends her back to the mat. 6Pac then jumps to his feet and then gives Hoshi a leg drop across the throat and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. 6Pac slaps the mat and has a few words for the referee on the speed of her count. 6Pac then stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and charges in for a shoulder block, but she moves out of the way. Hoshi then gives 6Pac a double axe handle smash across the back and then gives him a knee lift to the face and then gives him a clothesline to the mat where she tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac.

Ricky Simms - Near pin falls both ways here so far.

Henry Lesher - Near... almost.... words that describe both of their careers so well.

Hoshi stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and both of them clothesline each other to the mat and referee Casey Braun starts counting them both down. On the three count, Hoshi rolls onto 6Pac for the pin attempt. 1...2... reversal of the pin by 6Pac, hooking the leg as well. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi and she rolls herself out of the ring to the floor. 6Pac also rolls out of the ring to the floor and quickly tracks down Hoshi and gives her a series of knee lifts to the chest and then sets for a DDT on the floor, but she instead gives 6Pac a shoulder block that sends him backwards into the steel guard railing. Hoshi then rolls herself into the ring while Bart nods and applauds her effort.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi holding her own on the floor there.

Henry Lesher - I'm sure she's on the floor a lot, though she's usually on her back from what I hear.

6Pac rolls himself into the ring and Hoshi pulls him to his feet, whips him off the ropes and 6Pac ducks a clothesline and then gives Hoshi a knee to the gut followed by a gut wrench suplex to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi Yakamoto. 6Pac then stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a monkey flip to the mat from there and then goes for the pin again. 1...2... Hoshi reverses it and places 6Pac in a small package. 1...2...3! Hoshi gets the win this week over 6Pac.

Ricky Simms - That really could have gone either way.

Henry Lesher - I don't care.

Hoshi helps 6Pac to his feet and offers to shake hands with him again, same as they had done a couple of weeks earlier when she won the Xtreme title. 6Pac smiles, shakes her hand and then gives her a devastating clothesline to the mat and then drops and rolls himself out of the ring to the floor. Bart Phillips slides into the ring to check on his injured wife and glares at 6Pac. 6Pac tells Bart he's coming for the Xtreme title soon and the third is the charm. 6Pac then exits with Bombshell on his arm.

Ricky Simms - This feud is picking up steam.

Henry Lesher - It certainly is full of hot air.

Backstage we see Wyatt Gibson looking over some paperwork for the company when Trey Walker enters the office, using his cane to find his way around while his vision remains an issue.

Wyatt Gibson - Trey, we need to talk.

Trey Walker - What about?

Wyatt Gibson - I admire what you're doing here. I really do. You want to come off as the tough guy and that's great for you. The issue I have with it is simple. The fans don't want to see a blind man get hurt in our ring. It's bad for business.

Trey Walker - I have waived any right I would have to sue anyone if I get badly hurt.

Wyatt Gibson - Yeah, you've been a real sport about that, but that's beside the point. If your vision is an issue beyond Wars of the World in two weeks, I am going to have to consider releasing you.

Trey Walker - That's not fair.

Wyatt Gibson - You're just blind. I am sure you could find work as a referee in the NHL or maybe for another wrestling company, just not here.

Trey Walker - I can't make my eyes heal faster.

Wyatt Gibson - And I can't let this hang over my head.

Trey exits the office while Wyatt mumbles to himself and we return to the ring.

Halloween Jack vs. Xandra

"Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva plays as Halloween Jack comes out to resounding boos from the capacity crowd. Jack feigns that this hurts his feelings, but he shrugs and then points to his T-shirt which reads "Gerard was left for a 6 Pack," a not subtle jab at the former AW champion and his marriage situation. Jack then makes his way down the ramp with a smile on his face and tells the camera he is about to school Anarchy. He then steps up onto the apron and then through the ropes into the ring. His music fades as he leans back against the ropes and looks towards the lights on the ceiling. His music then fades and we hear "Heirate Mich" by Rammstein and fire explodes from all sides of the stage as Xandra is led towards the ring by Vesuvius. Vesuvius actually rolls himself into the ring and gets to his feet, having words with Jack as Xandra makes her way around the ring.

Ricky Simms - Apparently Jack made a bit of a scene at Vesuvius' club the other night and this is the result.

Henry Lesher - Well, from what I hear, Vesuvius egged that situation on.

Xandra rolls herself into the ring behind Jack, who is still arguing with Vesuvius. Xandra chop blocks Jack to the mat and Vesuvius drops and rolls out of the ring while referee Jon Shocker calls for the bell and the action is underway. Xandra pulls Jack to the middle of the ring and quickly applies a figure four leg lock on a man who is still trying to get his head straight within the match. Referee Jon Shocker asks Jack if he's willing to submit, but Jack shakes his head and flatly refuses. Jack then starts pulling himself together and reaches for the ropes. He starts pulling himself towards the ropes and then tries again and this time manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break. As the referee pulls Xandra away from Jack, Vesuvius reaches into the ring and eye gouges Jack before backing away from the ring.

Ricky Simms - It looks as if Jack is in a handicap match.

Henry Lesher - No, Hoshi against 6Pac was a handicap match.

Xandra stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a round house kick to the chest. Xandra then gives Jack a face buster to the mat and then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Halloween Jack. Xandra then goes to the ropes, makes her way to the second rope and leaps off, landing a knee drop to the chest on Jack and again she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack. Xandra stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and he manages to duck a clothesline and then gives Xandra  a reverse neck breaker to the mat. Jack then lands an elbow smash across the throat on Xandra and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Xandra. Jack then stands Xandra up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the mat. Xandra then rolls herself out of the ring to the floor. Jack follows suit and then winds up face to face with Vesuvius.

Ricky Simms - There is no love lost between these two.

Henry Lesher - No, there isn't. It's one of the few feuds I could actually see myself giving a damn about in this company.

Jack and Vesuvius argue at ringside while Xandra rolls herself back into the ring. Jack then slaps Vesuvius across the face before he rolls himself back into the ring as well. A stunned Vesuvius touches the side of his face that was just slapped. Jack and Xandra start trading punches in the middle of the ring. Jack starts to land knife edge chops to the chest on Xandra, backing her into the corner buckle. He then whips her to the opposite corner and then gives her a clothesline to the mat from there. He signals that he is ready to end this and then Vesuvius reaches into the ring and pulls him out to the floor by his feet. Vesuvius slams Jack's head into the guard railing while the referee calls for the bell, awarding Jack the win by disqualification.

Ricky Simms - I don't think Vesuvius cares about the match so much as being slapped across the face.

Henry Lesher - Vesuvius is known for his temper.

Vesuvius and Jack brawl at ringside as the already overworked security tries once again to break up a fight. While they struggle to separate Jack from Vesuvius, we look backstage where Frank Merritt is leaving his locker room. He bumps into Nameless.

Frank Merritt - Watch where you're going, you masked freak.

Nameless turns slowly to face Frank and they are nose to nose.

Frank Merritt - You got something to say to me, big man? You're not so tough, you know. I am the man to fear around here, not you.

Again, Nameless just maintains eye contact with Frank and then slowly turns away from him.

Frank Merritt - Wow, a coward too.

Nameless then moves quickly to turn and clocks Frank in the jaw with a hay maker that takes him down to the floor before Nameless then finally turns away and heads off to his dressing room. The camera pans down to Frank and he isn't moving.

Bombshell vs. Jack Spade

"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Jack Spade emerges onto the stage to a decent ovation from the crowd. He starts down the ramp towards the ring and high fives some fans as he does so. He then stops at ringside and takes a look around at the crowd and then pulls himself onto the apron before then jumping over the top rope into the ring. Jack then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "I Am the Body Beautiful" by Salt N Pepa and Bombshell starts to make her way out towards the ring with 6Pac on her arm.

Ricky Simms - Here comes the controversial couple again.

Henry Lesher - Look, they're nothing. We all know it.

Bombshell steps onto the apron and smirks at Spade. Spade takes a step back and waits for her to enter the ring. She steps through the ropes and referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell. Bombshell locks up with Jack Spade. The both then shoves each other backward. They move in again. This time, Jack ducks under, picks Bombshell up and gives her a Samoan drop to the mat and then quickly goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Jack then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the mat. He then stands her up and sets for and delivers a snap suplex to the mat. Jack then stands her up and this time gives her a vertical suplex to the mat, letting her stay in the air for a few seconds to think about it before dropping her down to the canvas. Jack again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell.

Ricky Simms - Jack Spade is showing a lot of determination here tonight.

Henry Lesher - Well, he knows that 6Pac is at ringside and that the vortex his lack of talent has affects all around it. He doesn't want the black hole of suck to ruin him, so he wants this over quickly.

Ricky Simms - The black hole of suck?

Henry Lesher - You heard me.

Jack stands Bombshell up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then she lands a springboard back elbow on Jack Spade, sending him down to the mat. Bombshell then stands Jack up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a bulldog to the mat from there and then she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Bombshell then stands Jack up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. As the referee tells Bombshell not to throw her opponent out of the ring, 6Pac takes a setp towards Jack Spade. Spade stares him off and then rolls himself back into the ring. Bombshell greets Jack by putting the boots to him and then she gives him a boot choke, using the ropes for added leverage while risking disqualification.

Ricky Simms - Spade needs to keep his mind in the match and off of 6Pac Dudley.

Bombshell stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline and then he whispers something in her ear. Bombshell takes a wild swing at Jack, but instead she slaps the referee. Francis Clarke has a few unkind words for Bombshell and Jack Spade rolls ehr up into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2...3! Jack Spade grabs the win over Bombshell this week.

Ricky Simms - I wonder what he whispered in her ear.

Henry Lesher - He probably offered her five bucks for sexual favors which would be four bucks more than 6Pac pays. The shock took her out of the match.

Ricky Simms - That's terrible.

Jack exits the ring and again stands face to face with 6Pac. The two have some heated words as Jack slowly backs away towards the ramp. He dares not turn his back to 6Pac who is insisting that this isn't over. Jack just smiles and holds up three fingers to 6Pac and then he winks at an enraged Bombshell inside the ring. He tells Bombshell he will see her later. We then look backstage where Wyatt Gibson is making a cabin out of popsicle sticks when Shannon Skanes enters the office.

Shannon Skanes - I need to talk to you about next week.

Wyatt Gibson - I am really busy right now.

Shannon Skanes - I can see that. Look, I want a match next week.

Wyatt Gibson - Why?

Shannon Skanes - Rated R's been pissing me off. I want him inside the ring.

Wyatt Gibson - But I had plans to throw him into the ring against Nameless next week. Think of the ratings for that rematch.

Shannon Skanes - You want ratings? Next week, if Rated R beats me, I retire.

Wyatt Gibson - *standing up* Really? Your last match next week against Ryan Yorke.

Shannon Skanes - If he beats me, that is. I have no intention of losing to him.

Wyatt Gibson - I'll talk to him. You're a fool, you know. He could kill you.

Shannon Skanes - So be it.

Shannon exits the office and a grin slowly crosses Wyatt's face.

Frank Merritt vs. Vigilante

"Seizure of Power" by Marilyn Manson plays as Frank Merritt comes out onto the stage where the crowd greets him with loud boos. He stands there with Destiny at his side for a few moments and soaks in the fan hatred and then starts down the ramp only to have Vigilante attack him from behind with a clothesline that sends him face first to the ramp and then Vigilante puts the boots to him. Vigilante then stands Frank up and tosses him off the ramp down to the floor below. Vigilante then dives off the ramp and hits a leg drop across the throat on Frank Merritt.

Ricky Simms - That's one way to deal with a monster.

Henry Lesher - But the monster is going to stand up and then Vigilante will die.

Vigilante stands Frank up and rams his head into the guard railing twice and then pulls him to ringside where he sets him for a DDT. Instead, Frank shoulder blocks Vigilante so that his spine hits the ring apron. Frank then follows that up with a spine buster to the floor. Frank then stands Vigilante up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring. Referee Bruce Miller can finally call for the bell to make this match official. Frank stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a shoulder block to the mat. Frank then picks Vigilante up and gives him a sidewalk slam to the mat and then goes for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. The crowd cheers the kick out while Frank protests the speed of the count with the referee.

Ricky Simms - Frank needs to stay on Vigilante here.

Henry Lesher - Frank is the monster of AW. He can pin Vigilante anytime he chooses to. It's his world. We only play in it.

Ricky Simms - How much does he pay you to say these things?

Frank stands Vigilante up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a shoulder block in the corner. Frank follows that up by turning Vigilante around and giving him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Frank then stands Vigilante up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Frank drops and rolls himself out as well. He then stands Vigilante up and slams his head into the ring steps twice. He then tries to whip Vigilante into the far corner post of the ring, but Vigilante reverses it and sends Frank shoulder first into the unforgiving steel. Vigilante then manages to gives Frank a fall away slam onto the floor to the joy of the crowd. Vigilante then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count before rolling himself back out to the floor. Vigilante then puts the boots to Frank. Vigilante then stands Frank up and takes a thumb to the eye from Merritt. Frank then gives Vigilante a hip toss to the floor and then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count before rolling himself back out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - This is turning ugly.

Henry Lesher - I am enjoying this. It's beautiful to behold.

Frank picks Vigilante up over his shoulder and runs him towards the steel corner post. Vigilante slides off Frank's shoulders and then runs him shoulder first into the steel corner post again. Vigilante then gives Frank a German suplex onto the floor. Vigilante follows that up by standing Frank up and dumping him over the guard railing into the crowd while the referee reaches a ten count and then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Double count out here. There is no way these two are through with each other.

Henry Lesher - I can see this match becoming something grand soon. I see steel cages and leather straps.

Ricky Simms - Keep your fantasies to yourself, Doc.

As Vigilante and Frank Merritt continue to brawl in the aisle, we see Vesuvius charging down the ramp with a chair in hand. He reaches the spot at ringside where Frank and Vigilante are battling in the aisle and Vesuvius clocks Vigilante with the chair. As Vesuvius tries to step over the railing, Moose spears Vesuvius from the side down to the floor and the crowd cheers while the now dramatically overworked security tries to break up four of the toughest wrestlers in the company. Backstage we see Noah Skanes watching the action and he isn't impressed. He turns and we see Wyatt Gibson is in his office.

Noah Skanes - So, this is the show you're putting on?

Wyatt Gibson - I have had many compliments on recent shows.

Noah Skanes - My father is fighting Ryan Yorke next week?

Wyatt Gibson - Yeah, you father will be retired. It will be amazing.

Noah Skanes - In two weeks, we have Wars of the World. Now, this was usually one of the major pay per views in the Championship Wrestling Association. The first was held in 1990 and it's been an annual event since then. I want to make this one huge, have it outsell Outrage.

Wyatt Gibson - The buy rate for Outrage was really strong.

Noah Skanes - We are going to have World War 3 at Wars of the World. It is time for this event to live up to its name. It's time for Anarchy Wrestling to throw a party that all Anarchy supporters will want to see.

Wyatt Gibson - What do you have in mind?

Noah Skanes - There will be three wars that night two weeks from now. One will be for the CWA title. One will be for the AW title. The other will be for the Xtreme title. Each match will feature four men inside the ring, battling to win gold. There will be no rules. There will be a cage. There will be weapons. Next week, we'll reveal the participants and the official hook for each match.

Wyatt Gibson - That sounds violent.

Noah Skanes - The fans will cringe. They will cover their eyes. They will cheer. You want chaos, Wyatt? Careful what you wish for...

Parker Davis vs. Trey Walker

"Remember the Name" by Fort Minor starts to play and Trey Walker makes his way out onto the stage. He receives a loud ovation from the crowd, though he can't see any of the well wishing signs the fans have made. The fans who made those signs clearly are missing the point that he's blind. Trey slowly makes his way down the ramp and then grabs the ring apron and then rolls himself into the ring. He gets to his feet as his music fades and then we hear nothing. Parker Davis comes out with a finger over his mouth to try to quiet the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp with a sadistic smile on his face while Rampart follows close behind him. Parker reaches ringside and looks into the ring at Rampart takes his place at ringside.

Ricky Simms - I don't know why this kid continues to wrestle when he can't see a damned thing. It's sickening.

Henry Lesher - It's all part of the game. Trey signed a release, so he can't say or do anything to stop this.

Parker rolls himself into the ring and referee Casey Braun calls for the bell as another bizarre Trey match gets started. Parker gets to his feet as Trey stands in the corner in a defensive stance. Parker casually walks over to Trey and then slaps him across the face. He turns and bows to the crowd and turns back to Trey only to take a clothesline to the mat from Walker. Walker then knee drops Parker in the chest and goes for the quick pin. 1...2... Parker kicks out and then quickly rolls himself out of the ring to the floor to regroup. He stands with Rampart and talks strategy while Casey informs Trey that Parker has left the ring. Trey returns to the corner in a defensive stance. Parker smiles, makes his way around the ring and then pulls the feet out from under Trey and wraps his legs around the corner post, pulling him with enough force to cause the entire front row to wince in pain. Parker then rolls himself into the ring with a cocky smile on his face.

Ricky Simms - This is insane. I don't know what Trey is trying to prove.

Henry Lesher - He is trying to prove that he's an idiot and I think it's going well for him.

Parker puts the boots to Trey and the camera picks up that he is humming "Singing In the Rain" as he does so. Parker then stands Trey up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but Trey side steps it and sends Parker shoulder first into the steel corner post. Trey then rolls Parker into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Parker as Rampart paces at ringside, showing the first signs of nerves during this match. Trey then places Parker into a sleeper hold and the referee checks for a submission, but Parker refuses to give up.

Ricky Simms - The kid does have fight. I will give him that.

Henry Lesher - What good is fight without a brain to back it up?

Parker shows signs that he is fading, his eyes closing and his arms dropping as Trey tries to tighten his hold on Parker Davis. Casey Braun lifts Parker's arm once and it drops. She lifts it a second time and it drops. He lifts it a third time, but it stays up. Parker then starts showing signs of coming out of the hold, so Trey releases him and then gives Parker a bulldog to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Parker Davis. Parker then rolls himself out of the ring again. Rampart makes his way over to Parker as Casey again explains to Trey that Parker has left the ring.

Ricky Simms - This match is becoming a lot more difficult than Parker had expected.

Henry Lesher - He's just toying with the blind kid. He'll take him down.

Parker whispers something in Rampart's ear and Rampart nods. Rampart then rolls himself into the ring and gets to his feet and then shoves Trey. Trey shoves Rampart back, then appears confused when he feels a suit and know it isn't Parker. Before he has a further chance to figure it out, Parker rolls Trey up for the pin, complete with a hook of the tights. 1...2...3! Parker outsmarts Trey this week.

Ricky Simms - Parker Davis really is a jerk.

Henry Lesher - Yes, but he is a winning jerk tonight.

Parker exits the ring with Rampart and they head up the ramp with smiles on their faces. We then look backstage where Vigilante is charging into Wyatt's office.

Vigilante - I want Halloween Jack and Vesuvius next week! I want a triple threat match between the three of us!

Wyatt Gibson - Anything else you'd like? Perhaps an island in the south Pacific?

Vigilante - I am not kidding. Next week, make it happen.

Wyatt Gibson - You know what, Justice? I look forward to seeing your ego get taken down a notch. You've got it. Next week, Jack and Vesuvius get to take turns beating the hell out of you.

Vigilante - Oh I will destroy them both. I'll then be back to demand a shot at the AW title at Wars of the World.

Wyatt Gibson - Oh, that should be a humorous demand.

Vigilante storms back out of the office and we return to the ring for the main event.

The Moose vs. Rated R

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays as Ashlee Skanes leads Rated R out onto the stage. He gets what are the loudest boos of the night and he seems to appreciate them, making his way down the ramp with a smile on his face and telling the camera that next week he will retire Shannon Skanes. Rated R then stops at ringside and has a few words with Ashlee about where she should stand and then rolls himself into the ring as his music starts to fade. We then hear "I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers and The Moose comes out onto the stage to the loudest cheers of the night. He then quickly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and hands his belt off to the time keeper before he pulls himself onto the apron. He and Rated R have a few words with each other and then Moose steps into the ring which allows Bruce Miller to call for the bell to get things started.

Ricky Simms - This promises to be an intense match up.

Henry Lesher - It's a nice tune up for Rated R as he gets ready to retire the former owner of the company. That will be great.

Rated R locks up in a test of strength with The Moose. Moose looks to have an early advantage as he bends Rated R's hands back. Rated R then shows signs of coming back to get the advantage, but just as quickly as that happens, Moose starts to turn it back in his favor. Rated R grows tired of this and kicks Moose in the gut and then gives him a short arm clothesline to the mat. Rated R then gives Moose a knee drop to the forehead and then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a back drop to the mat. Rated R then goes to the second ropes and plants an elbow to the throat on Moose from there and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose.

Ricky Simms - Strong start by Ryan here.

Henry Lesher - Well, of course, Moose just cannot stop Rated R.

Rated R stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline and gives Rated R a knee to the spine and then gives him an inverted DDT to the mat. Moose then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the second rope and then gives Rated R a double axe handle across the back from there. Moose then picks Rated R up for a scoop slam to the mat and then boot chokes him, both hands on the ropes while the referee counts towards a possible disqualification of the CWA champion. Moose releases the choke in time and then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut that sends him to the mat in pain. Moose then applies a standing side headlock while the crowd cheers him on.

Ricky Simms - The tables have turned and now it's Moose in the driver's seat.

Henry Lesher - Well, of course. Ryan is just biding his time for the big come back.

As Moose grinds the head of Rated R, we see Shannon Skanes marching down the apron towards the ring. He heads around the ring to his daughter Ashlee and has a fee words with her regarding her presence here this week. Inside the ring, Moose is whipped off the ropes by Rated R who then gives Moose a clothesline to the mat. Rated R then lands a knee drop across the forehead on Moose and goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose kicks out. Rated R then spots the drama at ringside and quickly exits the ring and gets in between Shannon and Ashlee.

Ricky Simms - Oh this could turn really ugly here.

Henry Lesher - Shannon has no business being out here right now. He has a date with Ryan next week. Take it up with him then.

As Rated R gets into an argument with Shannon, Moose rolls himself out of the ring behind Rated R. Moose turns Rated R around and then slams his head into the ring apron three times before then rolling him back into the ring. Moose then rolls himself into the ring and then picks Rated R up for and delivers the Moosedriver to the mat. Moose goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose gets the win!

Ricky Simms - Rated R's companion Ashlee again cost him a match.

Henry Lesher - No, that wasn't her fault. Daddy Dearest had to come out and ruin Ryan's night. He'll pay with his career for this outrage next week.

Ricky Simms - Indeed, next week it is Shannon's career on the line as he faces Rated R. Tune in and find out what's going to go down next in this feud that has gone on for some time now. Does it end next Saturday?

Henry Lesher - Shannon ends next Saturday.

We fade to black as Moose collects his belt and heads towards the back the victor this week while Shannon continues his argument with his daughter who is refusing to leave ringside and her friend Ryan Yorke.