
Before the show can even get started, the lights in the arena go dark as green and red pyro begins to shoot up from either side of the ramp up while "Hardcore State of Mind" begins to boom throughout the entire building. As the crowd sits there wondering what is going on, none other than Wren SilverPhoenix comes striding out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp with mic in hand as green spotlights swirl around her. The fact that she is wearing a Flock t-shirt over her wrestling gear escapes no one and murmurs go through the crowd as they wonder what is happening. With the music still playing in the background,the lights come back up and Wren raises the mic and looks out at the sold out arena.
Wren - Just when things appear their worst and the the CWA is about to be swallowed up by the gigantic egos of the Enemies of the State, salvation appears. All week long, the world has had only thing to talk about. The death of the Flock. Who says death is a bad thing? All things must die before they can be reborn.
Suddenly, appearing from backstage big Frank Merrit steps up next to Wren, wearing a Flock t-shirt of his own, and takes the mic as the audience is abuzz with what appears to be happening.
Frank Merritt - Shut the fuck up! You all keep your fucking mouths shut while I speak a minute!
Frank spits on the ground.
Frank Merritt - You fucking thought the Flock was dead?! Well, bitches, ya thought wrong. We never died, never split, never broke up! We’re like a phoenix rising from the ashes….ready to lay waste to anyone who stands in our way….Especially those fucking losers, the Enemas of the State. Fuck em….Shannon wants to join em? Let him! We’re the one’s you’ve gotta worry bout…soon…we’ll be holding all the cards….You’re looking at the first Commonwealth Champion….Frank Merritt…..I only have yet to be crowned…
Stepping through the curtains to a wave of loud booing and screaming as Frank finishes speaking, Sinman grabs the mic and points down at his Flock t-shirt as he addresses the raucous crowd.
Sinman - Alright, folks. Listen up. Hey, wait a minute, you're not supposed to be booing like that. You're supposed to be cheering, now that the Enemas of the State are finally going to be rid of.
*The crowd boos uncontrollably.*
Sinman - Wait a minute... Everybody in this podunk arena needs to find their way to a concession stand to have a nice large cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP, because I'm not going to waste my time dealing with your stupidity any longer.
*The crowd boos some more and starts a "Sinman Sucks" chant.*
Sinman - Thank you. I know I suck, you can just ask Kaley about how well I do that... but anyway. It seems to me this crowd is quite the jealous bunch. They don't like seeing winners, which is exactly why they don't like seeing us standing in the same ring with each other. But, wait... since when did I give a flying Flock as to what you all thought of me, or us?
*The crowd gets incrementally louder in their chorus of boos.*
Sinman - I'm going to hand this microphone off in a second, so listen up, and listen good. You thought you were done with us? Don't be so stupid! The Flock isn't going anywhere but under everyone's skin. So I'd guess you'd better get used to the fact that there's a lot better things out there than all of you accidental births out here, and the inbred scum that is EOS. And guess what... you're looking right at them.
*Sinman drops the microphone to a chorus of boos, and proceeds to sit on the top rope.*
Appearing in the cheap seats of the arena, Angela stands there among the fans with her Flock t-shirt on, mic in hand and begins to walk down the steps towards the ramp and the rest of the Flock as the crowd is on its feet hollering and yelling.
Angela - I look at all these faces, some don't look impressed, some are totally dumbfounded, but I look at this crowd and there's an expression on each and every face. That's the Flock, when opponents yell out they these people don't care, you know it's a lie, because for this whole week, all I heard was potential of Flock, what the Flock can do, but when we were together we were nothing but choke artists, what we did, is make you appreciate Flock. You never know what you had until you lost it.
Max Cameron - You said it Angela.
An entire arena full of people turn their head and look in the direction of the voice before spotting Ash standing on the steps on the opposite side of the packed arena with his own Flock t-shirt on. A thunderous chorus of boos goes up as Max heads for the rest of the group. A grin on his face.
Max Cameron - Look at these guys, I've given my all to this business every week, and what do we hear, EOS chants, endless EOS chants. It's time for Flock to finally put an end to what's going on around here, and we will. The bands back together, which means what, All your asses in the back are all Flocked! And now the man who got the blame for the past week, the most talked about man this week, Ash?
Ash is outside the arena walking inside the building. He passes the EOS locker room and gives the closed door the finger, and spray paints FLOCK on their door, he continues on down the hallway and reaches Anarchy's door and spray paints Flock again with the anarchy symbol in the O of Flock. He continues to the entranceway and walks down the ramp until he gets to the ring.
Ash - Yeah? Blame, who cares right, Flock gets blamed for everything anyway. Tonight I walk into a huge title match, one of the biggest matches and challenges of my life. I told you all this week of the new era, maybe now you'll believe me. Frank and Wren who basically showed me their love for Flock, will now never be forgotten. What they showed me is that they want to be in Flock. So many think there's a stigma to Flock, it's all something you've made up in your mind. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm dedicating my match to my two fallen Flock members that I lost this week, but I also dedicate this moment to Flock. This moment of style, class, and unity. Ladies and gentlemen, we are the motherfuckin' Flock!
As Ash finishes speaking, The Flock raises each other's hands, the crowd starts chanting "EOS...EOS...EOS" and the entire Flock just stands there and eggs them on causing the crowd to chant even louder. Suddenly Wren steps forward, turns around and bends over,dropping her pants. Painted on her ass are pictures of Leech, Moose, Vigilante and Shannon. As the Flock laughs and the crowd boos heartily at this show of complete disrespect, Ash steps up and smacks Wren hard across Leech's "face" turning it a bright shade of red. Not wanting to be left out of the action, Sinman runs over and gives Moose a good hard slap, leaving a deep red handprint across his "face". The crowd is on its feet booing louder than ever and throwing trash and debris at the Flock members. Continuing their fun, Angela and Frank go over to Wren and in a concerted effort land thunderous slaps across the faces of Vigilants and Shannon causing Wren to holler out in pain. Pulling up her pants, Wren and the rest of the Flock head backstage still laughing as the crowd continues to boo and chant "EOS...EOS...EOS..." The Flock make their way to the back. We then hear "Walk" by Pantera and we see images from the Assaults which led up to tonight's event. It is simply a teaser and a sign of things to come. We then head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are ready to call the action tonight.
Tommy Air vs Nacho Mauma
"Anything Goes" by Guns 'N Roses plays and out walks Nacho Mauma. He walks to the ring, facing forward. He slides into the ring and turns his attention back to the ramp. Teen Spirit by Nirvana kicks in. Tommy Air is standing at the top of the ramp with his left arm and Jennifer. She gives him a kiss on his cheek for good luck in his match and they walk down to the ring. Tommy Air jumps up onto the ring apron and gives a thumbs up to the crowd. Then he holds down the second rope with his foot so Jennifer can get in the ring. After she's in the ring he frontflips into the ring and begins to warm up for his match. Nacho charges Tommy, Tommy moving out of the way accidently knocks Jennifer back out of the ring. She falls to the floor. Tommy leans on the rope, looking over to check on her, Nacho throws him over the ropes. He nearly lands on Jennifer and hits the floor hard. Jennifer stirs and crawls to Tommy, Nacho laughs and slowly makes his way out of the ring. Nacho grabs Jennifer by the hair, and taunts her, turning his attention to her Tommy drop kicks Nacho into the ring post. Jennifer runs to the other side of the ring and Tommy rolls back in to the ring. Nacho, hold his shoulder, looking up and nodding at Tommy. Nacho pulls himself up, Tommy looks on at Nacho trying to anticipate what he might do next. Nacho climbs into the ring, and motions Tommy to come over. Tommy runs towards him but Nacho ducks and spears him. Nacho lifts Tommy, Nacho grabs Tommy by the throat but Tommy stomps on his foot, and grabs Nacho's head for a jawbreaker. A stunned Nacho grows frustrated, Tommy goes for a right hand, Nacho catches the punch and shortclotheslines Tommy. He pins. 1..2..kickout by Tommy Air.
Ricky Simms - Well, good evening fans and welcome to Terror in the Aisles! We start things off with this match which is a quarter final in the Commonwealth title tournament.
Henry Lesher - A title that is thought so highly of that it is our opening match. That's quite the statement.
Nacho throws Tommy into the corner, Nacho jumps and tries for a body avalanche but Tommy moves and Nacho hits the turnbuckle. Tommy jumps on the turnbuckle and grabs Nacho's head, Tommy jumps and hits a tornado ddt. Tommy jumps on to the turnbuckle again, and waits for Nacho to get up. Nacho does so and Tommy gets in a crossbody and holds it for the pin. 1..2..Nacho throws Tommy off of him. Nacho sits up shaking his head, Tommy flip neckbreakers Nacho. Tommy lifts a weakened Nacho. Nacho hits a quick side effect. Nacho throws Tommy to the ropes, Tommy comes back and Nacho kicks Tommy in the gut, and throws Tommy for side gut wrench suplex. Jennifer jumps on the apron, Nacho lunges toward Jennifer, Jennifer jumps down to the floor, Nacho turns back to Tommy, and Tommy steps up on Nacho's leg and hits Nacho with an enzurguri. Tommy stomps on Nacho, while he's down. Nacho rolls out of the ring. Tommy not wanting to stop the onslaught tries for a suicide dive but Nacho moves out of the way and Tommy hits the mat again. Nacho lifts Tommy up and whips Tommy to the barracade.
Ricky Simms - Good showing thus far for Tommy who appeared to be dramatically overmatched at the outset.
Henry Lesher - Stick him in the ring against Q and see what overmatched is.
Ricky Simms - Always comes back to Q.
Henry Lesher - The only other worthy CWA star was Dante and he has left, so it will always come back to Q, yeah.
Nacho slides back into the ring, and breaks the count, and lets Tommy slowly makes his way to the ring. Tommy climbs in, Nacho runs in and Tommy cresent kicks Nacho. Tommy runs to ropes and comes back with a chop block, knocking Nacho to the mat. He bounces off the ropes comes off with a rolling thunder. Tommy lifts Nacho, Nacho gets Tommy into a small package. 1..2..Tommy gets a hand on the ropes breaking the count. Nacho gets up noticing Tommy moving too quickly, Nacho grabs Tommy's ankle and gets Tommy into an ankle lock. Tommy tries to get to the ropes, but Nacho pulls him to the middle of the ring. Jennifer chants on, and slaps the mat in support of Tommy. Tommy rolls himself over and pulls himself to the ropes slowly with Jennifer baiting the fans into cheering him on. The ref orders the hold broken. Tommy gets to his feet and thumbs Nacho in the eyes when he is close enough to do so. He then drops to his knees and delivers a jawbreaker on Tommy Air. Tommy then stands Nacho up and whips him off the ropes. Nacho holds onto the ropes and Tommy dropkicks nothing, instead landing hard on his back. Nacho smiles as he signals he is ready to end this right here. He stands Tommy up, ready to deliver the You'd Rather Be Dead. Tommy elbows Nacho in the head a few times and then turns and delivers a side Russian leg sweep on Nacho. He goes for the pin. 1...2... Nacho kicks out. Tommy then stands Nacho up, whips him off the ropes. Nacho ducks a clothesline and then turns Tommy around and delivers the You'd Rather Be Dead and goes for the pin. 1...2... Tommy gets a foot on the bottom rope. Nacho pulls Tommy to the center of the ring and tries for the pin again. 1...2... Tommy rolls a shoulder out to keep the match going. Nacho then stands Tommy up, whips him hard into the corner buckle. Nacho then pulls Tommy by the hair to the center of the ring. Tommy drops to his knees and gives a jawbreaker to Nacho. Frank Merritt emerges from the crowd. He slides into the ring and chair shots Tommy before Nacho can drop him. Nacho then clotheslines Frank as the ref calls for the bell.
Ricky Simms - Frank just gave Tommy the win?
Henry Lesher - Brilliant stretegy there by Frank! Tommy moves on without earning his spot in the semi finals. It leaves Tommy guessing and the roster doubting Tommy's ability.
Ricky Simms - Frank is a busy man tonight.
Henry Lesher - Nice call there by Frank, even if he is a burn out. He just got me interested in this garbage match, so that is saying something.
Nacho picks Frank Merritt up and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. Nacho then slides under the bottom rope and picks up a chair and lands a shot to the head of Frank Merritt with it. Nacho then throws the chair down and spits on the floor before heading to the back looking to be quite unimpressed. Backstage we see Myst pacing in the locker room. Shannon enters the picture, in a suit and with his belt over his shoulder. He is the new CWA Hardcore champ and the fans cheer when they see him on the big screen.
Shannon Skanes - Hey, babe, nervous about tonight's match?
Myst - *sighs* Wow, you finally found time for me this week. You know, you joining EOS appears to mean I see even less of you.
Shannon Skanes - Babe, it's just temporary. We'll be sure to do something next week.
Myst - *smiles* I sure hope so. *kisses him on the cheek* Gonna win one for you tonight then.
Shannon Skanes - Sounds good. *kisses her on the cheek* I have to go for a bit and talk to Vigilante. See you in a bit, babe.
Myst shakes her head as Shannon leaves the picture.
Notorious BLC vs The Roach
"Wedge" by Hollow begins to play and BLC makes his way to the ring as the fans boo him. He has no reaction to their hatred as he steps up onto the apron and then steps into the ring. As he tests the ropes, we hear "I Got High" by Afroman and The Roach comes out from the back to almost as many boos as BLC got. It's clear Canada is partial to neither superstar going into this match up. Roach slides into the ring and the two start sparring as the bell sounds. BLC whips Roach off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. BLC then leg drops Roach to the throat and then starts two handed choking him. He releases the choke just as the ref is ready to disqualify him. BLC then stands Roach up, whips him off the ropes and tries for a big boot which Roach sidesteps. Roach then gives a spinning neckbreaker to BLC and tries for the pin. 1...2... BLC kicks out before the three count.
Ricky Simms - Both men trying for the quick finish here in this one.
Henry Lesher - The must know how painful a match this is to watch.
Roach stands BLC up, whips him into the corner and then spears him in the corner for good measure. He then gives BLC an atomic drop before dropkicking him in the back and knocking him face down to the mat. Roach then slaps BLC into the sharpshooter. BLC screams in pain and reaches for the ropes which are simply too far away. BLC reaches for a few moments and then grabs at the foot of Roach. The crowd seems to be cheering for BLC to submit. Their hopes are dashed as BLC grabs the foot of Roach and then pulls himself up from the mat which gradually reverses the hold. BLC then leans back and it is Roach's turn to reach for the ropes. The fans appear to be just as happy to see him submit here. BLC leans back, but Roach drags himself over to and grabs the bottom rope to force the break. BLC gets to his feet shaking his head, not impressed that this match is continuing.
Ricky Simms - Both men almost tasting victory there. It's a real saw off to this point as to who the favorite is.
Henry Lesher - I vote for neither if that's an option.
BLC pulls Roach to his feet, whips him off the ropes and then spears him to the mat. BLC then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! BLC pulls off the win with the impressive spear!
Ricky Simms - Nice win for BLC here.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, great... let's move on.
As BLC leaves the ring with his arms raised, we see Q walking the halls when he comes face to face with Vigilante. They both smile, but there's nothing friendly in their looks towards each other.
Q - Well if it isn't the so called champ.
Vigilante - Nothing so called about it.
Q - I guess we'll see you in the ring tonight, huh? Just had to stick your nose into the King of the Pay Per View.
Vigilante - Well I am royalty.
Q - Or you're covering your ass in case you lose tonight to Max Cameron.
Vigilante - *laughs* Not gonna happen.
Q - I guess you're covered just in case, though.
Vigilante - Look, geek, I have never liked you and I never will. Win or lose, I will see you in the ring very soon.
That said, the two of them go their separate ways. No point in wasting their energy now when they are both going to be very busy inside the ring later.
Angela vs Kenji
"LOVEFURYPASSIONENERGY (Fuck your Rules Man)" by Boy Hits Car plays as Angela makes her way to the ring with a 420 Flock shirt on to the boos of everyone in the crowd. She slides into the ring and has a few words for the ref. We then hear "Lightning Rod" by The Offspring and Kenji makes his way to the ring to the cheers of everyone. Kenji steps up onto the apron and shakes his head when Angela starts shouting at him that she has things to do, so start this thing up immediately. Kenji steps through the ropes and the bell sounds to get things underway.
Ricky Simms - Big clash between stables here.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, between the guy Dante said sucked donkey nuts and the girl holding Ash's leash. Colossal match up, indeed.
The two lock up in the center of the ring. Kenji breaks that and headlocks Angela. Angela then backs Kenji into the ropes and then whips him to the opposite side of the ring to break the headlock. Kenji then shoulder blocks Angela down. He then elbow smashes her in the throat and then goes for a quick pin. 1...2... Angela kicks out with ease. Kenji pulls Angela to her feet by her hair. Angela eye gouges Kenji. She then hip tosses Kenji to the mat. She follows that up by placing Kenji into an arm bar. Kenji quickly gets to his feet and does a standing somersault to escape the arm bar. He then round house kicks Angela in the side of the head. Angela falls to the mat hard and Kenji again tries for the pin. 1...2... Angela kicks out again. Kenji then stands her up, whips her hard into the corner buckle and then gives her a snap mare as she comes out of the corner. Kenji then heads to the ropes and quickly makes his way to the top. Angela stands, turns and sees Kenji coming off the top for a flying body press. Angela thinks fast and dropkicks the diving Kenji and they both fall hard to the mat with Kenji taking the worst of it.
Ricky Simms - Nice move there by Angela. Kenji looked to be in total control.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, but Dante said he sucks and that means that he sucks.
Ricky Simms - Expert analysis at its best here.
Henry Lesher - Thank you.
Angela gets to her feet first. She then grabs Kenji into a headlock and gives him a DDT to the mat. She goes for the pin. 1...2... Kenji manages to get a foot on the bottom rope. Angels then rolls Kenji out of the ring and follows him out. Angela lands a series of knife edge chops to the throat of Kenji Kenji responds by tossing her into the guard railing at ringside. He then rolls her back into the ring. Kenji rolls himself in before the ref can reach a ten count. Kenji places Angela into a sleeper, but it doesn't last. Angela runs backwards and slams herself into Kenji as he is slammed into the corner buckle. Angela then turns and monkey flips Kenji to the center of the ring. She then waits in the corner as if ready to kill her prey as Kenji slowly gets to his feet. He stands and turns and Angela lands Angela's Ashes and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Angela pulls off the win over Kenji.
Ricky Simms - Convincing win here for Angela.
Henry Lesher - Because she knows that Kenji sucks, too. Once people know that, it makes things a lot easier.
Angela rolls herself out of the ring and celebrates her win. We then head backstage and see Wren with Joe Davidson.
Joe Davidson - Wren, tonight you try to reverse your fortune in a match against a former stable mate in Pyro.
Wren - Try? No, I am going to beat Pyro. I am going to do whatever it takes to get another shot at the Aerial title.
Joe Davidson - And the shocking announcement about Flock tonight? Any comments on that?
Wren - Yeah, one comment. If you think that's shocking, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Shelia Lavin vs Annalyse Nicoletti
"Crescendolls" by Daft Punk plays as Shelia Lavin makes her way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. No matter how much cheering can be heard when Reality comes out these days, it still seems out of place. Shelia steps up onto the apron and then through the ropes. The crowd then has a more mixed reaction when "Overflow" by Razed in Black plays and Annalyse Nicoletti makes her way to the ring. She has a Multiverse Theory T-shirt on and quickly makes her way into the ring, very anxious to show her worth in a CWA ring once again. The bell sounds as Shelia greets Annalyse with kicks to the head and back. Shelia then stands Annalyse up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Shelia goes for a quick pin. 1...2... Annalyse rolls a shoulder out. Shelia stands Annalyse up, whips her off the ropes and then backdrops her to the mat. Shelia then leg drops Annalyse. She gets back to her feet and then goes to the ropes. She climbs to the top rope, then lands a knee drop to the throat of Annalyse from there. Again, Shelia goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Annalyse. Shelia shakes her head as she pulls Annalyse to her feet, asking the ref if he can count to three or not.
Ricky Simms - Very fast paced match here between these two.
Henry Lesher - So? No big deal either way. Reality is the superior team. Shelia is thus superior to Annalyse, no matter how many gothic freaks are backing her up.
Shelia whips Annalyse into the corner buckle. She then charges into the raised knees of Nicoletti who then clotheslines Shelia to the mat. Annalyse then climbs to the second rope and lands a scissor kick to the back of Shelia's neck on the way to the mat. Annalyse rolls Shelia over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shelia. Annalyse stands Shelia up, takes a thumb to the eyes from Shelia. Annalyse then thumbs Shelia in the eye and headbutts her to the mat. Annalyse grabs the ropes and tries to get her vision back as Shelia does the same in the center of the ring. Annalyse then dropkicks Shelia once she is on her feet. Annalyse then follows up by picking Shelia up over her shoulder and power slamming her to the mat. Annalyse goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shelia.
Ricky Simms - Anna is giving up a lot of weight here, but she appears to be doing well for herself.
Henry Lesher - Doesn't matter. Shelia will come back and win this thing.
Anna stands Shelia up, whips her off the ropes and drops her head to back drop Shelia. Shelia reverses fortunes and sunset flips Annalyse and then backslides her for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Annalyse. Shelia gets to her feet first, grabs Annalyse by the hair and pulls her into a headlock. Before she can execute a DDT, Anna punches Shelia in the stomach. Annalyse then knees Shelia in the stomach right after. Annalyse then whips Shelia off the ropes and spears her to the mat. Annalyse then stands the dazed Shelia up and lands a Flatline on Shelia Lavin. She goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Annalyse gains the win here over Shelia Lavin!
Ricky Simms - Annalyse wins what has to be seen as an upset here over Shelia!
Henry Lesher - It is a miscarriage of justice to be sure.
As Aannalyse celebrates and Shelia has a few words for the ref, we look backstage and see Myst signing a few issues of her Playboy magazine. Romeo Salvador enters the picture.
Romeo Salvador - You know, I couldn't help noticing your spread this month. I think a live showing would be nice.
Myst - *frowns* I am sure you would.
Romeo Salvador - Come on now. You know me, the real Don Juan of the CWA.
Myst - So I hear.
Shannon enters the picture and taps Romeo on the shoulder.
Shannon Skanes - What are you doing?
Romeo Salvador - Helping Myst remember the real CWA stud is all, homes.
Shannon Skanes - That would be me.
Romeo Salvador - You know, that is funny. *smiles* I would ask for a signed copy of that magazine there, but she gave me much more than that a few months ago.
Shannon has heard enough. He unleashes with a fury of punches and kicks at Romeo as security enters the scene and splits the two combatants up. The crowd appears to love what they are seeing. In the background, Max Cameron can be seen laughing at the scene unfolding before him. Tensions are running high and anything could happen tonight.
Gerard Angelo vs Tough Eagle
"Step Up" by Drowning Pool plays as Gerard Angelo makes his way to the ring. The crowd has a healthy amount of boos for him as he races into the ring. He has a few words for the ref, aware of the way his matches usually go. We then hear "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet and Tough Eagle makes his way out from the back. The crowd cheers him on as he makes his way down, led by Fixxxer and Calvin Kool. Eagle steps up onto the apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring. The bell sounds and the two men lock up.
Ricky Simms - Angelo trying to fight for a place on Warriors here this week.
Henry Lesher - Like that is going to happen.
Ricky Simms - It might.
Henry Lesher - Nope.
Eagle whips Angelo off the ropes and gives him a strong kick in the chin. Eagle then stands Angelo up, picks him up and gorilla press slams him to the mat. Eagle follows this up by picking Angelo up again. Angelo slides off of Eagle shoulders and then shoves him into the corner buckle and then gives him a reverse neckbreaker. Angelo then quickly gets to his feet and starts boot choking Eagle in an effort to wear the big man down. Angelo releases the choke before the ref has a chance to DQ him. Angelo then heads to the ropes, climbs to the second rope and then lands a flying headbutt on the fallen Chief from there and goes for the pin. 1...2... Eagle manages to kick out. Angelo then stands Eagle up and whips him to the ropes. Eagle grabs hold of the top rope and stops his forward progress and then gives Angelo a dirty look. Angelo charges and Eagle ducks an attempted clothesline, then Rock Bottoms Angelo to the mat. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... Angelo manages to kick out. Eagle then stands Angelo up, whips him to the corner buckle and then gives him a choke slam right after that.
Ricky Simms - Eagle is a monster.
Henry Lesher - And a bore as well.
Eagle stands Angelo up. Angelo elbows Eagle in the stomach a few times, then headbutts him into the ropes. Angelo then two handed chokes the big Chief and only releases the choke just before the ref is ready to DQ Gerard. Eagle headbutts Angelo when he releases the choke, then picks him up and gives him a running power slam in the center of the ring and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Eagle picks up the win over Angelo this week!
Ricky Simms - Wow, what impact!
Henry Lesher - Thank God that one is over.
Backstage we see Ash with Ray Dees.
Ray Dees - Ash, tonight you have a match against both Moose and Leech. Doesn't that feel like being stood before a firing squad?
Ash - Yeah, but it's standard CWA policy. It's just unusual to parade it out in the ring in front of everyone.
Ray Dees - Did you give Max any advice for his shot at Vigilante?
Ash - Yeah, told him not to get pinned.
Ray Dees - Sage words.
Ash - Sure is. Now I have shit to do, so leave.
Halloween Jack vs Frank Merritt
Drowing pools "Bodies" starts up and Jack makes his way to the ring, wearing black baggies (ala matt hardy) right arm raised hand clenched in a fist saluting the crowd briefly. "He Hate Me Now" by Nas plays and during the chorus Frank makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the fans. He climbs the ring steps and walks halfway across the ring before climbing in through the middle and top rope. He keeps his left hand on the top rope and walks towards the corner nearest the steps. He turns to face his opponent once at the corner and bounces from one foot to the other, shifting his weight, a la Brock Lesner. The bell rings and the two come out from their corners, they both go into a collar tie up, but Frank Merritt pushes him down to the mat. Jack pops back, Frank smirks. Frank runs in and gets a few right punches from Jack. Frank goes for a right of his own but Jack ducks, and hits another right. Jack whips Frank to the ropes and Frank comes back and shoulder blocks Jack. Frank goes to the ropes and comes back into a dropkick by Jack. That has Frank reeling, Jack goes for a front kick but Frank catches his foot, and pulls Jack in for a clothesline. Jack lifts up dazily, Frank chops Jack. He goes in for another but Jack duck and start and dropkicks the back of Frank's knee, taking his feet from under him. Jack gets in a jumping elbow drop and starts kicking at the ribs of Frank. Jack goes to ropes but comes back into a heel trip, with the momentum, Jack hits the mat hard and slides under the bottom rope and to the floor. Frank sits up and shakes off the onslaught of Jack. Frank taunts him back into the ring. Jack stands there. Frank opens the ropes for him, Jack pulls at his legs and pulls him under the ropes and hits him with rights. Jack throws Frank into the stairs and rolls into the ring, now taunting Frank. Frank steps up on the ring apron, and Jack bounces off the ropes knocking him to the floor again. Halloween Jack climbs out on the apron, and waits for him to stand. Halloween Jack jumps but gets caught in a Tazzplex by Frank. Frank hears the refs count and breaks it up and comes back out. He lifts Jack and throws him back into the ring. Frank pins. 1..2..Jack gets a shoulder up.
Ricky Simms - Non stop action here between these two as they battle to decide the next semi finalist in the Commonwealth Title tournament.
Henry Lesher - Appears to me that Jack is game for this, but Frank is just so wonderfully vicious inside that ring. It makes it hard to imagine him losing this one.
Frank lifts up, Jack gets up slowly. Frank runs at Jack but gets superkicked by Jack who falls back down to the mat. The ref starts a ten count and gets to 5 and Jack throws a hand over Frank. 1..2..kickout by Frank.
Ricky Simms - Jack nearly had him.
Henry Lesher - And Jack might regret not closing the deal right there. I wonder where that idiot shrimp Tommy Air is while this crap is going on.
They both get up again. Jack whips Frank to the ropes and gets a spinebuster for it by Jack. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana plays, and Tommy Air stands on the ramp, looking on with a smirk on his face. Frank looks up at the ramp seeing Tommy Air and motions for him to come down and get some of his own. Tommy Air smirks again and Jack rolls up a distracted Frank. 1..2..Kick out by Frank. They both get up and Frank clotheslines Jack again and sets Jack up for a powerbomb. Tommy Air decides to walk down the ramp and Frank throws Jack to the side. The ref stands in the middle of them Frank goes to the middle of the ring back to Jack who lowblows Frank, to which the crowd cheers and Jack DDTs Frank. Jack goes for the pin. 1...2... Frank gets a foot on the bottom rope. Tommy Air casually grabs a chair at ringside and strolls around to where Frank Merritt is laying on the mat. Jack stands Merritt up, whips him off the ropes. Frank leaps over Jack and then comes face to face with a chair shot from Tommy Air. The ref calls for the bell, awarding the match to Frank by DQ!
Ricky Simms - Tommy just returned the favor to Frank Merritt!
Henry Lesher - I knew that little puke would be out here.
Halloween Jack protests to the ref and looks to Frank. Before much else is said, we hear "Not Gonna Get Us" by TATU and Gloria Lavin appears at the top of the stage, shaking her head with a microphone in hand.
Gloria Lavin - Frank and Tommy, you two are pulling this crap again! Fine, be that way! Next week on Assault, Mr. Air, you get to face Frank in the Semi Finals in a falls count anywhere no DQ match! You guys want to hit each other with chairs and screw over people like Halloween Jack and Nacho Mauma? Now you can beat the living hell out of each other for your sins.
"Not Gonna Get Us" plays again as Gloria leaves. Tommy nods as he makes his way to the back, satisfied with that ruling by Gloria Lavin. Tommy Air is moving to Assault and fighting Frank Merritt next week when he gets there. Inside the ring, Jack is still livid at losing and not impressed by Tommy Air in the slightest. We then looks backstage and see Moose looking at his Superior title. Leech then enters the picture.
Moose - I am wondering about things here. *looks at Leech* This is about punishing Ash, right?
Leech - *laughs* You have to ask me that?
Moose - Hey, tonight appears to be a wild night. I need to know who I can trust.
As he says that, we see Shannon enter the room.
Shannon Skanes - Where's Vig?
Leech - Busy, why?
Shannon Skanes - I just wanted to chat with the champ about entering himself into a match with my son. I thought there was an agreement on him.
Moose - *laughs* Yeah, for you. Noah is Anarchy. He is fair game, boss.
Shannon Skanes - We'll see about that.
Shannon leaves and Leech and Moose give each other a worried look.
MLSQ vs SinmaN
"Sinner" by Drowning Pool plays and SinmaN makes his way to the ring to the boos of the crowd who chant about him "sucking" faster than Kurt Angle ever heard it. SinmaN flips the bird to the fans, then to the canmera. He then slides into the ring and poses for the crowd who hate him more with every passing moment. As he readies himself for the match, we hear Tomoyasu Hotei's "Battle without Honor or Humanity" and Q makes his way to the ring, again to a huge ovation. Tina is leading Q to the ring and she smiles and waves to the fans as she leads him. Q has the quiet arrogance we have becomed accustomed to in the past year. Q steps up onto the apron and then steps over the top rope. He takes a long look at SinmaN. The two then shake hands and the bell sounds to start the match.
Henry Lesher - Q shaking hands with someone before the match?
Ricky Simms - Maybe he wants to have a clean match.
Henry Lesher - Yeah okay then.
Q lands a series of knife edge chops to the chest of SinmaN driving him into the corner. Q then whips SinmaN to the opposite corner and then backdrops him to the mat. Q then comes off the ropes and knee drops SinmaN in the head. Q goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by SinmaN. Q then stands SinmaN up, whips him off the ropes and Sin ducks a clothesline. Sin then kicks Q in the gut and then DDTs him to the mat and tries for the pin. 1...2... Q gets a shoulder up. SinmaN then comes off the ropes and tries for a rolling thunder which misses when Q moves out of the way. SinmaN rolls out of the ring in pain and Q is close behind. Q rams SinmaN head first into the guard railing. Q then picks SinmaN up and drops him on the guard railing while the fans cheer him on. Q then rolls SinmaN into the ring. Q enters the ring just before the ref can count him out of the ring. He then stands SinmaN up and appears to be setting for the Q Jumper. SinmaN kicks Q in the front of the right knee and then the left before eye gouging him. SinmaN then picks Q up and gives him a power slam. SinmaN then heads to the ropes and quickly makes his way to the top. He lands a moonsault on Q which then leads to SinmaN trying for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Q.
Ricky Simms - Nice landing there by Sin and he nearly had Q there.
Henry Lesher - This is when Q lands some amazing move to win the match.
Ricky Simms - Then why are you tapping your foot like that if you're so certain?
Henry Lesher - Shut up. That's why!
SinmaN stands Q up, whips him to the corner. Q comes out and lands a thunderous clothesline and then tries for the pin on SinmaN. 1...2... SinmaN gets a foot on the bottom rope. Q then stands SinmaN up and lands the Q Jumper. He again goes for the pin. 1...2... SinmaN again gets a foot on the bottom rope. Q then stands SinmaN up whils shaking his head and readies for another Q Jumper. SinmaN grabs the ropes and pulls himself away from Q. He then lands a series of forearms in sheer desperation on Q. He then comes off the ropes and clotheslines Q to the mat. SinmaN then stands Q up and lands the Sinsation on him! He goes for the pin. 1...2... Q gets a foot on the bottom rope, but the ref doesn't see it. 3! SinmaN is the winner!
Henry Lesher - Foot on the rope! Ref! You idiot! Foot on the rope!
Ricky Simms - Sit down, Lesher. A win is a win, right?
Henry Lesher - Q got a foot on the rope!
Q slowly gets to his feet as SinmaN poses on the second rope, flipping the bird to the crowd as he moves on to the semi finals to meet the winner of Dizz against Rated R later tonight. Q taps SinmaN on the shoulder and the two stand face to face. They appear ready to brawl, but Q surprisingly backs down. The crowd boos Q as he steps out of the ring and simply tells SinmaN is will be different next time they meet.
Henry Lesher - That's not right at all.
Ricky Simms - You watched too many X-Files episodes.
Backstage we see Shannon Skanes in his office pacing while executive and friend Bruce Miller sits in a nearby chair.
Bruce Miller - You have a lot on your mind tonight.
Shannon Skanes - There are a helluva lot of egos backstage here and I don't know... maybe it's time to split things up.
Bruce Miller - What?!
Shannon Skanes - Maybe we might be better off... with a roster split.
Bruce Miller - I know you didn't just say that.
Shannon Skanes - Maybe I did. There is a bad air around here tonight and I need to shake things up before it all comes to a head.
Bruce Miller - I sure hope you're wrong, boss.
Shannon Skanes - I hope so, too, but I have to be careful.
Wren vs Pyro
Thunder is heard and the lights and titantron begin to flicker as Self-Revolution By Killswitch Engage hits the PA system. Then the entire arena turns black and a giant fireball errupts from the center of the entrance stage and Pyro walks slowly down in the darkened arena. Pyro slides under the bottom rope and waits for Wren. "Move Bitch" by Ludacris plays as Wren makes her way to the ring, looking very cocky. She enters the ring, and squares off with Pyro.
Ricky Simms - Here we go, the match has begun.
Henry Lesher - Thanks for the information Rick, I don’t think we knew that.
Pyro taunts Wren by delivering a slap to the face, and Wren delivers a close fist to Pyro for his efforts. Pyro rubs his cheek and smiles. Pyro bounces off the robes far from wren and attempts a clothesline. Wren ducks and Pyro slings off the ropes opposite, Pyro gets taken down with a back body drop from Wren sending Pyro to the mat. Pyro starts to get to his feet, as Wren runs up and connects with a dropkick to the head of Pyro sending him back down. Wren mounts Pyro and delivers a series of punches to his head.
Ricky Simms - Wren is looking for blood here!
Henry Lesher - Aren’t we all?
Pyro pushes Wren off of him, and jumps up to his feet. He takes down Wren with a giant spear, and follows up with a leg lock. The ref checks to see if Wren is going to give up, but wren kicks Pyro a bit south of the belt line, and Pyro lets go. The ref warns Wren as she laughs it off. Wren picks up Pyro and DDT’s him to the mat, holding a reversed Headlock on the mat afterward. Pyro punches wren in the stomach with force and forces her to break the hold. Pyro picks up Wren, and delivers a scoop slam. Pyro climbs the turnbuckles with Wren on the mat. Pyro dives off going for “The Sacrifice” but Wren rolls out of the way. Pyro meets the canvas hard.
Ricky Simms - Woah I don’t think that’s what Pyro had in mind.
Henry Lesher - Well I think that’s a given Ricky.
Wren takes advantage of Pyro laying helpless on the canvas, and delivers a leg drop across the throat of Pyro. She hooks the leg and goes for a pin. The ref counts. 1...2... Kickout by Pyro. Wren lifts her leg, and brings it down on top of Pyro’s head, making another cover. 1...2... another kickout.
Ricky Simms - Wren is focused here, she doesn’t want to lose this match.
Henry Lesher - Rick, you are the master of the obvious, who really wants to LOSE a match?
Ricky Simms - I’m calling it as I see it Lesher.
Henry Lesher - Maybe you should close your eyes then, it would be more entertaining.
Wren picks up Pyro and Whips him into the corner. Wren lifts Pyro up, and climbs the ropes herself. Wren attempts to deliver a Hurricanrana, but Pyro counters it into a powerbomb. Wren hits the mat hard, as does Pyro, both down on the mat. The ref starts his count.
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5. Wren and pyro both start to get to their feet.
6. Pyro falls back to the mat as Wren still struggles to get up.
7. Wren uses all of her strength to pull herself to her feet.
Ricky Simms - Wren has the advantage here, lets see if she can capitalize.
Henry Lesher - If she can’t then she’s quite pathetic.
Wren picks Pyro up and in lightning speed she hits her Phoenix Drop. Wren makes the cover. 1...2...3! Wren is the winner of the match!
Henry Lesher - She's pathetic anyways.
Ricky Simms - Lesher oozing positive thoughts as usual.
Henry Lesher - Better than what you were oozing.
Backstage we see Vigilante looking at himself in the mirror, remarking to himself that he is the man. Shannon then enters the picture and taps him on the shoulder.
Vigilante - What would you like, bud?
Shannon Skanes - An explanation for why you're going after my son.
Vigilante - Going after your son? No, you see, he decided to come after my title. I merely thought the match needed a real main eventer in it instead of your kid, the geek and a couple of nobodies. I am helping the CWA out by doubling the amount of Vigilante they see tonight.
Shannon Skanes - Stablemate or not, I don't like it.
Vigilante - This is EOS, Shannon. You don't run it. If I want in that match, that is my right.
Shannon Skanes - Yeah, it's your right. It's my right not to like it.
Vigilante - *laughs* Yep, it is.
Scarletine vs WarLord
"Sleeping Beauty" by Miranda Sex Garden plays and Scarletine makes her way to the ring to a rather mixed reaction and a few whistles from the males in the crowd. She has no outward reaction to the attention, instead focussing on the ring and the battle about to take place inside of it. She steps through the ropes as WarLord's music starts to play and the crowd has a strong positive reaction for WarLord. He makes his way to the ring high fiving people in the crowd at ringside and then slides into the ring. He reaches out to shake hands with Scarletine. She looks at his outstretched hand and shakes her head. He shrugs and clotheslines her to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... Scarletine escapes the pin.
Ricky Simms - WarLord playing a mind game to start the match here, looking for the shirt cut win here.
Henry Lesher - Yes and he is trying to make us care about the match as well, which is quite the task.
WarLord stands Scarletine up, whips her into the corner and then charges in shoulder first. Scarletine avoids the shoulder and WarLord hits the buckle hard, his shoulder hitting the steel corner post with a lot of force. WarLors is then locks into an abdominal stretch by Scarletine. She pulls him away from the ropes and the ref asks him if he submits. WarLord refuses to submit and struggles to reach for the ropes. WarLord then finds the energy to power out of the hold, hip tossing Scarletine to the mat and then placing her into a full Neslon. Scarletine quickly snags the nearby bottom rope with one foot which forces a break before WarLord can sink the hold in very deep. Scarletine then turns and dropkicks WarLord in the side. WarLord falls. Scarletine then heads to the ropes and lands a lionsault on WarLord and tries for the pin. 1...2... WarLord manages to kick out. Scarletine stands WarLord up and whips him through the ropes to the floor. Scarletine then climbs to the top rope, waits till WarLord stand and then delivers a Senton Bomb on him. Scarletine then rolls WarLord into the ring. Scarletine again goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. She attempts a five star frog splash, but WarLord moves out of the way. WarLord gets to his feet as Scarletine gasps for breath.
Ricky Simms - Miscalculation by Scarletine there.
Henry Lesher - That doesn't surprise me in the least. She doesn't appear to be very intelligent.
WarLord delivers a spinning neckbreaker on Scarletine and goes for the pin. 1...2... Scarletine is able to get a shoulder up. WarLord then heads to the ropes and starts to make his way to the top. The crowd cheers him on as he attempts a five star frog splash. Scarletine returns the favor to WarLord by moving out of the way. WarLord hits the mat hard and now he is gasping for breath. Scarletine gets to her feet and looks down at the fallen WarLord. She puts the boots to him a few times, then stands him up and headlocks him before dropping him to the mat with the Scar of Fate! Scarletine rolls WarLord over and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Scarletine picks up the win here over WarLord!
Ricky Simms - Big win for Scarletine and her stable.
Henry Lesher - If you say so. Seems to be kind of a filler match as we wait for the real matches to begin.
Backstage we see Max Cameron with Angela.
Max Cameron - Ash around?
Angela - He was. What's bugging you?
Max Cameron - Just a bad case of nerves tonight. Vigilante hasn't been beaten in a very long time.
Angela - That will make it sweeter when you get the job done then.
Max Cameron - I sure hope so.
Myst vs Harmony Fallacia
"Heads Explode" by Monster Magnet plays, as Harmony comes out from the back. She has on a western type getup as she apparently wants to be a cowgirl? She removes two realistic looking cap guns from her side as she makes her way down to the ring. She shoots them each six times, and giggles at the act before she slides into the ring.
Ricky Simms - Here is Harmony, looking... well kind of ready for this match.
Henry Lesher - Ricky, what drugs are you on? She is making a mockery of this business, and everything it stands for. I LOVE it.
"A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park plays over the PA system as Myst looking determined makes her way down to the ring. She sprints to the ring as Harmony mockingly acts like a gunslinger, shooting off caps at her as she charges forward. Myst slides into the ring and takes down Harmony with a Lou-Thez Press. She starts punching Harmony in the face as the ref counts for her to break the hold.
Ricky Simms - No fun and games by Myst, she is ready for battle.
Henry Lesher - No fun, is right.
Myst stops the assault on Harmony, and places her in a headlock. Harmony fights for control, but Myst holds down hard. The ref checks to see if Harmony is done, just as Harmony starts to fight back. She elbows Myst in the mid-section once, twice three times, Myst still holds on. Harmony starts standing up, Myst still holding the hold on tight. Harmony grabs onto Myst’s head and delivers a jaw breaker breaking the hold. Myst staggers back as Harmony quickly gets to her feet. Harmony grabs her cap guns again as Myst regains her balance. Harmony yells “dance” as she starts shooting caps at Myst’s feet. Myst gives Harmony a confused look right before taking her down with a thunderous clothesline.
Ricky Simms - I really don’t know what to say about that.
Henry Lesher - I guess she thought they were really bullets or something.
Myst pulls Harmony to her feet, and goes for a DDT, Harmony counters and takes Myst down with a double leg take down, and starts slamming Myst’s head into the mat. Myst hooks her legs on Harmony’s arms and rolls her over for the pin. The ref counts 1...2...Kickout by Harmony.
Ricky Simms - Harmony better get her mind focused or she could lost this thing.
Henry Lesher: You have some serious beef with comedy don’t you Rick?
Myst rolls over Harmony and locks in a camel clutch as Harmony screams in pain. The ref checks to see if Harmony is going to submit, and Harmony grabs onto him. The ref shakes a bit and falls to the mat. Harmony uses the handle of her cap gun and hits myst in the face with it breaking the hold.
Ricky Simms - What happened to the ref?
Henry Lesher - I don’t know, but Harmony just Pistol Whipped Myst! I never thought I’d say that!
Harmony picks up and removes a really large hand shocker from her palm throwing it out of the ring. She picks up Myst and whips her into the corner. Harmony lifts Myst up to the top turnbuckle as Myst punches her in the face. Myst then connects with a Tornado DDT sending them both to the mat.
Ricky Simms - They are both out here, The first one to capitalize could be the victor here.
Henry Lesher - Don’t you say that every week?
Myst locks in her Mystifier, and Harmony immediately starts tapping. The ref starts moving as Myst applies more and more pressure. The ref finally looks up and notices that Harmony is tapping. The ref calls for the bell. Myst is your winner.
Ricky Simms - Myst retains the title for at least another week!
Henry Lesher - Yeah, guess all the fake guns in the world can't save Harmony this time.
Myst refuses to release the hold until the ref threatens to reverse the decision. Myst then stands over Harmony with a frown on her face. She shakes her head, and heads to the corner. She grabs a T-shirt from under the ring steps and then tosses it to Harmony on the mat, telling her that was for Mister Binky. Myst then leaves the ring with her belt over her shoulder and without the standard affection to her fans.
Ricky Simms - There is something on her mind.
Henry Lesher - Like how little people care about her or her title?
Backstage we see Vesuvius with Noah Skanes.
Vesuvius - Kid, tonight I want you to win this match for Anarchy. I want you to get that world title shot and make it count.
Noah Skanes - No sweat, V. I will take the crown for myself and make the world see just how tough our little group is. I am sick of EOS this and EOS that. If it's not about them, it's about the fifteenth incarnation of the Flock and whether or not they can win gold. It's pathetic.
Vesuvius - *laughs* That is true. I know you have the ability. Don't let me down.
Noah Skanes - Try not to chair shot me this time.
Vesuvius - I will try my best.
Dizz vs Rated R
The crowd cheers as "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park plays and Dizz makes his way to the ring, ready to get the last quarter final match of the night underway as the winner will meet SinmaN next week in the semi finals. Dizz slides into the ring as pyro still shoots off from the staging area. As Dizz raises hia arms in the corner and photos are taken of the three time world champ, we hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and Rated R makes his way out from the back. He also receives a lot of cheers as EOS fans and Anarchy fans appear to both appreciate these two men. Rated R steps through the ropes and the bell sounds. Dizz entends his hand to Rated R. Rated R shakes it for a moment and then the two lock up.
Ricky Simms - Second handshake inside the ring of the night. That might be a record.
Henry Lesher - I hate it. More pummeling and bloodshed and less of this sportsmanship crap.
Rated R whips Dizz off the ropes. Dizz ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes. Rated R leap frogs over Dizz, then turns and hip tosses him as he comes off the ropes a third time. Rated R then applies an arm bar. Dizz quickly gets to his feet and backs Rated R into the ropes. The ref asks for and gets a clean break from the two, but Rated R adds a shove after the break which enrages Dizz. Dizz flies off the handle and lands a series of rights and lefts to the head of Rated R. Dizz then whips Rated R into the opposite corner and gives him a bulldog out of it and tries for the pin. 1...2... Rated R kicks out. Dizz then rolls Rated R out of the ring, still in quite the rage. Dizz then tosses Rated R into the ring steps. Dizz reaches for a chair and picks it up. The ref grabs the chair to stop Dizz's assault on Rated R. Rated R then gives a spinning heel kick to the chest of Dizz. The chair falls from Dizz's grasp and Rated R spears Dizz to the floor. Rated R then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count before rolling himself back outside of it.
Ricky Simms - Looks like Ryan brought his mean streak tonight.
Henry Lesher - He needs it.
Rated R picks Dizz up and tosses him onto the Spanish announce table. Rated R then climbs onto the apron and makes his way to the top rope. He leaps off and Dizz moves off the table at the same moment. Rated R falls through the table as Dizz rolls himself into the ring. Rated R is slow to get to his feet as fans in the area start the "HOLY SHIT" chants. Rated R drags himself into the ring under the bottom rope. Dizz goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R gets a shoulder up. Dizz stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner and then tries for a Reckless Abandon. Rated R kicks Dizz in the gut, then clotheslines him to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... Dizz manages to kick out to keep this match going. Rated R then heads to the ropes, climbs to the second rope and tries for a knee drop to the head, but Dizz moves aside and Rated R's knee crashes hard into the mat. Dizz then gets to his feet, grabs Rated R and lands the Reckless Abandon on him. Dizz then stands Rated R up and gives him another Reckless Abandon for good measure. Dizz then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Dizz finally secures the win and his place in a match next week against SinmaN!
Ricky Simms - Impressive finish to a nasty match up.
Henry Lesher - And it started with a friendly hand shake. At least it paid off in the end.
Backstage we see SinmaN with Charley MacAdam.
Charley MacAdam - Next week you have a semi final match with Dizz. Your thoughts on that?
SinmaN - I don't care who I fight. Tonight belongs to Flock for once. Last year at this time we were jobbing and shit and this time is different. This time, we come out on time. Give me the EOS cheeseball next week and see what I do to him. It won't be pretty.
Charley MacAdam - Well, that seems pretty straight forward.
SinmaN - That's because it is, Charles. I will be Commonwealth champion.
Charley MacAdam - But what if you face Frank Merritt in the finals?
SinmaN - Then it's a gravy match where Flock wins either way.and I get to beat Frank.
King of the Pay Per View
The crowd cheers as it is announced that the King of the Pay Per View match is about to begin. Jarlen makes his way to the ring first, announced as the first competitor in this huge match where one man earns a shot at the world title. Jarlen is in the ring for only a few moments when Nacho Mauma is seen racing into the ring and this match is begun. Nacho and Jarlen trade shots as the two strong men jockey for position inside the ring. Jarlen forces Nacho to the ropes with a vicious series of forearm smashes. Nacho then whips Jarlen to the corner buckle and starts ramming his head into the turnbuckle as the fans count off ten shots. Nacho then brings Jarlen to another corner and smashes his head into that turnbuckle for ten shots before he finally pulls Jarlen out of the corner and then clotheslines him to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2.. Jarlen manages to kick out. Nacho then stands Jarlen up and hip tosses him into the corner. Nacho then stands Jarlen up and takes a thumb in the eye.
Ricky Simms - This is a big match for someone.
Henry Lesher - Or another feather in Vigilante's cap.
Ricky Simms - One helluva feathered cap the guy has.
Nacho is whipped off the ropes by Jarlen. Jarlen then lands a big boot to the chest of Nacho which knocks him off his feet. Jarlen then leg drops Nacho and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Nacho, and then Jarlen stands him up. Jarlen lands a series of rights and lefts to the upper body of Nacho, driving him into the corner as Shelia Lavin appears from the back and she is set to enter the fray next. She slides into the ring and dropkicks Jarlen in the back and then rolls him up from behind for the pin. 1...2... Jarlen kicks out. Jarlen gets to his feet and takes the You'd Rather Be Dead from Nacho Mauma. Nacho goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Jarlen has been eliminated. Shelia congratulates Nacho with a series of kicks to the back of the head before he has a chance to get up. Shelia then stands Nacho up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him to the mat. Shelia then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... Nacho manages to kick out and stay alive in this match up. Shelia stands Nacho up, whips him into the buckle and then charges him. Nacho leans down and spears Shelia straight from the corner and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shelia. Nacho shakes his head as he stands Shelia up and whips her into the corner. As Nacho lands a series of shoulder blocks on Shelia in the corner, Vigilante appears from the back. Vigilante races into the ring, grabs Nacho from behind and turns him and delivers an atomic drop on him.
Ricky Simms - Big entrance for the world champ here.
Henry Lesher - Vig is an attention whore.
Ricky Simms - That is part of what has made him the champ.
Henry Lesher - Until someone exploits it.
Ricky Simms - Have anyone in mind?
Henry Lesher - BasketKase could do it, but he is not ready yet.
Vigilante turns his attention to Shelia and Shelia gouges his eyes as she comes out of the corner. Shelia then whips Vigilante off the ropes and gives him a spinning heel kick to the chin. Shelia then picks Vigilante up over her shoulder and giver him a power slam, amazing for a woman to do that to a man his size. Shelia goes for the pin. 1...2... Vigilante reverses it into a small package. 1...2... Shelia kicks out just in the nick of time! Vigilante gets to his feet first, but Nacho has been on his feet a few moments longer than Shelia or Vig. Nacho lands a thundering clothesline on Vigilante and goes for the pin. 1...2... Vigilante does manage to kick out. Shelia then stands Nacho up. Nacho thumbs Shelia in the eye, then gives her the You'd Rather Be Dead. Nacho goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Nacho eliminates another competitor. Vigilante then places Nacho in a sleeperhold. As the ref checks for a submission or for Nacho to go out, we see Noah Skanes racing into the ring. Noah slides into the ring even as Nacho appear to be fading. Noah lands a series of kicks to the back of Vigilante. He then stands Vig up and whips him into the corner. Noah climbs to the second rope and starts raining down punches on the world champion, aware of what is on the line here. He knows his pride and his efforts rest on this match up.
Ricky Simms - Noah is doing well for himself.
Henry Lesher - A lot of people do well against Vig at first. It doesn't usually last though.
As Noah rains down punches and the fans count them, Vigilante grabs Noah around the legs and pulls himself out of the buckle, delivering an inverted atomic drop on Noah as he does so. Vigilante then takes a separ from Nacho, who is proving to be quite the opportunist in this match up. Nacho tries for the pin on Vig. 1...2... Vig manages to kick out. Noah gets to his feet and delivers a spinning heel kick on Nacho. Noah then picks Nacho up for a vertical suplex. Nacho hits the mat hard and Noah tries for the pin. 1...2... Nacho still manages to stay alive by kicking out. Noah stands Nacho up. Vigilante is standing now in the corner. Noah bulldogs Nacho to the mat and then stands and winds up taking a bulldog from Vigilante. Vigilante goes for the pin on Noah. 1...2... kick out by Noah Skanes!
Ricky Simms - I really thought Vigilante had him there.
Henry Lesher - No one cares what you think.
Vigilante gets to his feet and spots a charging Nacho. He sidesteps Nacho and then trips him on the way by. Vigilante then locks in a Crippler Crossface in Nacho, not unlike Vigilante's favorite wrestler. As Nacho struggles to stay in the match, we see Q making his way to the ring and not appearing to be impressed. Q pulls himself into the ring and comes eye to eye with Noah Skanes. They have a few words back and forth. Q shoves Noah. Noah shoves Q right back showing he is not intimidated. Q then lands a loud karate chop to the chest of Noah which sends the kid flying through the air before he comes to rest in the corner. Q then lands a series of punches on Noah as Nacho manages to reach the ropes with one foot to force the break of Vigilante's crossface. Vigilanbte pulls Nacho to his feet and then whips him right into Q. Q crashes into Noah in the corner with an avalanche that appears to have a strong effect on Noah. Q then turns and charges for a clothesline on Vigilante. Vigilante ducks it, then lands a series of punches to the head of Q. Noah comes out of the corner. Nacho tries for a round house kick on Noah. Noah ducks it, then gives a Rock Bottom to Nacho and tries for the pin. 1...2... Nacho kicks out to stay in this match. Q is whipp into the opposite corner by Vigilante. Vigilante then grabs Noah by the hair and pulls him to his feet and headbutts him to the ropes. Noah falls through the ropes and to the floor. We then see Shannon Skanes coming out from the back and making his way down the ramp.
Ricky Simms - As a great man once said, business is about to pick up.
Henry Lesher - Despite everything that screwed up family has been through, Shannon does try to lead them, even if his win-loss record isn't what his son's or wife's are. It's odd really.
Shannon goes to Noah at ringside while Vigilante aks Shannon what he's doing out here. Shannon responds saying he is taking care of his son. Vigilante shakes his head, turns and gets hit with a Q Jumper! Q goes for the pin. 1...2... Nacho lands a leg drop across the back of Q's neck to break up the count. Q rolls out of the ring as Nacho stands Vigilante up and then drops him with the You'd Rather Be Dead. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Vigilante has been eliminated! Nacho rolls Vigilante out of the ring. Q grabs Shannon Skanes by the hair and tosses him over the guard railing before he rolls Noah into the ring. Nacho picks Noah up and power slams him to the mat and tries for the pin. 1...2... Q boots Nacho right in the face. Q then stands Nacho up and lands the Q Jumper on Nacho. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Q has eliminated Nacho Mauma! Q rolls Nacho out of the ring. Nacho lands right in the grasp of Vigilante who gives the Catch 22 to Nacho on the floor. Vigilante then heads around the ring to start arguing with Shannon Skanes over distracting him and thus costing him the match. Shannon steps over the guard railing and denies that was planned and Vigilante gives a Catch 22 to Shannon Skanes! Vigilante then tells the fallen Shannon that wasn't planned either before he heads to the back.
Ricky Simms - What a confusing mess!
Henry Lesher - I like it.
Q stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Q then looks up the ramp at the retreating Q and then looks at the fallen Shannon at ringside. Q steps through the ropes part way, but then thinks better of it. He steps back into the ring and grabs Noah by the hair and headbutts him back to the mat. Q then starts choking the fallen Noah. At ringside, Shannon starts to get to his feet. He looks dazed and stumbles to the apron. Q cannot resist temptation and kicks Shannon in the face through the ropes. Noah then gets to his feet. Q turns and takes a dropkick from Noah Skanes. Noah then whips Q into the corner and gives him a clothesline as he comes out of it. Shannon starts coming to his senses outside the ring and we see Vesuvius making his way down the ramp. He heads around the ring, picks Shannon up and power slams him to the floor.
Ricky Simms - This is totally out of control!
Henry Lesher - Shannon's list of allies shrinks a little bit with every passing moment!
Inside the ring, Noah locks in the sharpshooter. Q struggles against the hold and reaches for the ropes only to find they are too far away. Q starts to push his way up from the mat. He then crawls on his hands to the ropes and manages to grab the ropes and forces the break of Noah's finisher. Noah gets to his feet quickly, spots Vesuvius at ringside. Q then gets to his feet, charges and tries for a clothesline which Noah ducks. Q spots Vesuvius at ringside and points at him. Noah rolls Q up from behind. 1...2...3! Noah wins!
Henry Lesher - That is pure crap! Noah had no business winning that match!
Ricky Simms - A win is a win.
Noah rolls out of the ring and grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, still out of breath.
Noah Skanes - Hey, Q, big man listen up! I heard what you said about people getting screwed and you being one of them! I know what kind of work it takes for the world title shot! That's why I am giving it up. Q, you get your shot at whoever comes out alive between that bastard Vigilante and that asshole Max Cameron. You three deserve each other!
Noah throws the microphone to the floor which causes massive feedback which deafens half of the arena. Noah heads back with Vesuvius at his side, unaware of the shot his father just took from Vesuvius.
Ricky Simms - Q gets the shot?
Henry Lesher - Noah says he isn't ready for it. He gives the shot to Q. That is very strange considering Vesuvius was right there and almost beat Vigilante a couple of weeks ago.
Backstage we see Max Cameron again pacing. KillSwitch enters the shot!
Max Cameron - KillSwitch? You're gone for another three weeks!
KillSwitch - That's what security said before I knocked them all cold. Max, tonight I am going to tell you what you need to beat the mighty Vigilante.
Max Cameron - I am all ears. I just want to know something. If you know how to beat the guy, why didn't you beat him last week?
KillSwitch - I needed that match to show me where his weaknesses were. Now I know.
The Moose vs Leech vs Ash
"Enemies of Reality" begins to play and Leech walks out to the ring, a huge smile on his face. As he nears ringside he checks under the ring and his smile gets bigger. "The New Shit" starts and Ash enters the arena. Leech races to meet him. At the middle of the ramp they go punch for punch until Leech jabs a thumb into Ash's eye and clubs him to the ground with an axehandle. Leech stomps on Ash's hand trying to break his fingers. Ash screams in pain but manages to sweep Leech's legs out from under him. Ash kicks Leech causing him to roll down the entrance ramp. Up on the CWA tron The Moose is shown standing around drinking a beer. He grabs a nearby road agent by the arm and looks at their watch. His eyes nearly bug out of his head and he runs off.
Ricky Simms - Seems as if Moose didn’t know his match was going on yet.
Henry Lesher - That’s why he’s the champ!
Leech and Ash have reached ringside but continue to brawl back and forth. Moose comes sprinting down the ramp and smashes the bottle he was holding over Ash's head. Moose hoists Ash onto his shoulders as Leech quickly scrambles up the turnbuckle post. Leech takes off an they hit an old school doomsday device sending the three of them crashing to the arena floor. Moose and Leech get up first and look at each other. Moose shrugs and slides into the ring, Leech follows him in and they begin brawling. Leech backs Moose into the corner with repeated kicks to the gut and legs. Moose reverses and hits two forearm smashes before turning and running across the ring to clothesline Ash off the ring apron. Leech yells something out to Moose and he nods, he then picks Leech up in a press slam and tosses him to the outside knocking Ash down again. Leech starts pounding Ash's forehead with punches and opens him up.
Ricky Simms - Friend, Foe, Friend Foe... Are these two friends or foes?
Henry Lesher - Who cares? This match has achieved blood, be happy.
Leech pulls Ash to his feet, and Moose climbs out on the ring apron. Leech delivers a scoop slam to Ash and Moose dives off the ring apron delivering a leg drop to the Fallen Ash. Moose stands up and Leech punches him in the nose, Leech whips Moose into the ring post knocking him to the floor. Leech picks up Ash, and picks him up for a powerbomb. Leech carries Ash over to the ring railing and smiles a sickening smile.
Ricky Simms - No Leech!
Henry Lesher - I want some popcorn.
Ash jumps off of Leech’s shoulders and suplexes Leech onto the steel railing, Leech’s lower back connects with the rail, and he falls to the floor in severe pain. Ash turns toward Moose who is charging him. Ash drops down and slams Moose’s face to the railing from a Drop Toe Hold. Ash stands up and wipes some blood off of his face. He looks under the ring, and pulls out a table, and a steel chair. Moose uses the guard rail to get try and get to his feet but Ash brings the side of the chair down on his hand making a bang. A “UGH!” sound emerges from the crowd, as Moose collapses to his knees. Ash brings the Chair down once more this time on the head of Moose. Moose completely falls to the Floor as Ash sets up the table.
Ricky Simms - Moose wont, be using that hand for a while. I wonder if anything is broken.
Henry Lesher - His love life maybe, but this match just keeps getting better and better.
Leech on his feet connects with a running forearm, that hits Ash in the head right after he had finished setting up the table. Leech pushes the table up against the apron of the ring firmly, and then picks up Ash. Leech places Ash on the table, and climbs up on it himself. Ash rolls into the ring to avoid any maneuver that Leech had planned. Leech smiles.
Ricky Simms - A wise move there by Ash, he knew Leech was planning something.
Henry Lesher - Will someone go through the table already?!
Leech climbs in the ring as Moose gets to his feet on the outside, exposing his bloody face. In the ring Leech pulls Ash to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Ash takes down Leech with a huge clothesline and Leech almost jumps to his feet. Leech charges Ash and Ash throws him up over the ropes. Moose who has climbed up onto the table, looks up to see Leech’s body flying right towards him. Moose uses an X-factor-like facebuster on Leech in mid air sending them both through the table.
Ricky Simms - That should require some cosmetic surgery.
Henry Lesher - I think Leech needed it anyway.
Moose slowly gets to his feet, just to be taken down again by Ash who had sprung from the ring with a launching body vault. Ash pulls up the matts in front of the ring and moves them aside leaving the concrete underneath. Ash picks up Leech and delivers a piledriver to Leech on the concrete. Moose back on his feet quickly DDT’s Ash leaving all three men down on the ground. The ref starts his count.
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8. Leech Moose and Ash almost at the exact same time start to get up.
9. Leech is on his feet using the ring, Ash is almost there, and Moose is fully standing.
Ricky Simms - This match was almost over.
Henry Lesher - I’m glad it isn’t, I was almost entertained.
Moose rests leaning back against the guard railing as Ash reaches for the chair on the floor. Leech kind of staggers against the side of the ring apron wiping blood from his nose from the facebuster. Ash turns towards Leech and swings the chair, Leech ducks and all Ash connects with is ring apron. Leech punches Ash in the kidneys and yanks the chair free from Ash’s grip as Moose stands fully upright. Ash turns back to Leech to take two chair shots one right after the other. Ash holds onto the bottom rope of the ring from the outside to remain standing. Moose has wandered to another side of the ring and pulls out a table with something strapped to it.
Ricky Simms - What the hell is that?!
Henry Lesher - I don’t know, but I want it to have my kids!
Moose sets up the table, and smiles. He walks over towards Leech as He delivers a third Chair shot to Ash knocking him to the floor. Leech and Moose pick up Ash and roll him into the ring. They drag him to the side of the ring where the other table is set up, and they pick him up once more. They attempt to execute a double suplex but Ash counters with a double DDT sending Leech and Moose’s heads to the mat hard. Ash slides out of the ring, and pulls out a shovel. He slides back into the ring as Moose has gotten up once again. Ash swings the shovel and hits Moose right in the mid-section, which doubles Moose over. He then brings it down on the upper back of the Moose making him collapse to the ring Canvas. Leech quickly stands up.
Ricky Simms - I don’t see how Ash can win this, it seems Moose and Leech are working together. When one of them falls down, the other is just standing up!
Henry Lesher - Think of how beautiful it would be if they were both standing up Rick.
Ash swings the shovel like a bat, trying to hit a home run with Leech’s head, as Leech ducks. Ash’s momentum throws him off balance, and Leech ends up behind him. Leech grabs onto the shovel, and uses it to choke him with the handle. Leech pulls Ash towards the corner, and proceeds to sit on the top rope. He lifts Ash off the ground with the shovel choking him as he does so. Moose gets to his feet and takes advantage of the situation. Moose runs up and delivers a dropkick. Ash manages to break free from Leech and sidestep, as Moose hits the drop kick right into Leech’s groin.
Ricky Simms - I hope Leech didn’t want kids!
Henry Lesher - Well if he does have them they will be slightly disfigured. Like the Shmelkys.
Leech falls to the mat hard grabbing his groin, as Moose gets up looking shocked. Ash runs up behind Moose and delivers a bulldog which makes Moose land on Leech. Ash delivers an elbow drop to Moose which is lying on top of Leech, making them both twitch. Ash looks over at the table that is strapped with some sort of device. He rolls Moose off of Leech, and picks Leech up. Ash whips Leech off the ropes and tries to back body drop Leech over them and through the table. Leech grabs onto the ropes in air and avoids the plummet.
Ricky Simms - We almost discovered the secret of that table there.
Henry Lesher - It WILL happen, I can sense it!
Ash Charges Leech and Leech punches Ash in the head. Ash staggers backwards and discovers that Moose has gotten to his feet. Moose charges Ash and they fall into the ropes. Leech ducks as Ash and Moose both fall over him and through the table. An abnormally loud BANG! Goes off and splinters of wood fly everywhere. Moose and Ash grab their backs in pain. The ref looks at them, and see’s Leech standing. He’s about to start his count when Leech picks up Moose and leans him up against the apron. Leech then punches himself in the face and falls to the Floor. The ref counts.
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9. Ash and Leech lay motionless, as Moose staggers at ringside.
10. Moose is the winner!
Leech jumps up and shakes hands with the Moose as Moose’s hand is raised in victory.
Ricky Simms - What the hell is that about?!
Henry Lesher - I guess Leech really didn’t care about the title.
Backstage we see Dave Morbid entering the arena with Lunacy Muse at his side. The crowd does not like this at all. Dave then runs into Q.
Dave Morbid - Q, you wanted to see me about something?
Q - Well, looks like the screw jobs tonight are over for me. I need people to investigate backstage stuff for me. Egos are out of control and I need a couple of ego freaks to find out what the hell is going on.
Dave Morbid - Consider me your freak.
Q - Yes... quite...
Max Cameron vs Vigilante
"Walk All Over You" by AC/DC plays and Vigilante comes out from the back with the world title over his shoulder and not looking impressed at what happened in the King of the Pay Per View match at all. He is half way down the ramp when Max Cameron attacks him from behind and tosses him off the ramp and onto the railing. Max then dives off from there and lands a double axe handle to the back of the champ before dragging him to ringside. Max then rolls the champ into the ring and then rolls himself inside as the bell sounds.
Ricky Simms - Max making a statement here to start this match.
Henry Lesher - Max took a royal ass kicking last week and he wants to be sure this week is different. I don't think he has a hope in hell myself, but that's just me.
Max stands Vigilante up and whips him hard into the corner. Max then picks Vigilante up and gives him a spinebuster. He goes for the early pin. 1...2... Vigilante kicks out. Max shakes his head as he stands Vigilante up, then whips him into the corner buckle. Vigilante comes out of the corner and knees Max in the gut, then gives him a gutwrench suplex as Vig recovers from the initial attack by Max Cameron. The fans cheer as Vigilante picks Max up and gives him a body slam to the mat. Vigilante then leg drops Max, stands and delivers a solid elbow smash to Max;s throat. Vigilante goes for the pin. 1...2... Max manages to kick out. Vigilante stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then Max ducks a clothesline. Max comes off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. Max lays an arm across Vig's chest. 1...2... Vigilante gets a shoulder up. Max then uses the ropes to try and get back to his feet. Max gets to his feet a hair faster than Vigilante. Max then grabs Vigilante by the hair. Vigilante punches Max in the jaw and then delivers a side Russian leg sweep on him. Vigilante then gets to his feet and declares that his title isn't going anywhere.
Ricky Simms - There is that world champion confidence.
Henry Lesher - It can backfire, though.
Vigilante stands Max up and tosses him through the ropes to the floor. Vigilante then steps through the ropes, then drops a double axe handle to the back of the chellenger. Vigilante then stands Max up and whips him head first into the corner post. Max is busted open with that shot. Vigilante then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count. He then rolls back out and grabs Max into a headlock, preparing to DDT him on the floor. Max instead finds the energy to push with all he's worth and rams Vig's back into the steel corner post. Max then eyes gouges Vig and rolls him into the ring. Max rolls himself into the ring and goes for the pin. 1...2... Vigilante manages to kick out. From the back we see Ash making his way to the ring on a dead run. He slides into the ring and then slides right back out. The ref spots Ash and turns his attention to him. KillSwitch emerges through the crowd and steps over the railing. He sprays something into the eyes of the champ who screams in pain before KillSwitch makes his way right back out again. Ash gives Max the thumbs up and heads back to the rampway. From the back we see Moose coming out. He and Ash start battling again on the ramp, continuing their rivalry from moments ago!
Ricky Simms - This has ver quickly gotten out of control.
Henry Lesher - I know. I like it.
Max stands the blinded champ up and whips him into the corner buckle. Max then eye gouges Vigilante, using the top rope to his already swollen eyes as the crowd boos loudly. On the rampway, we see Q come out from the back and attack Moose. Shannon Skanes then appears from the back and attacks Q! Things are devolving even more as things get worse outside the ring. Inside of it, Max picks Vigilante up and body slams him. SinmaN emerges from the crowd. He slides into the ring and then back out of it as the ref tells him off for his efforts. From the other side of the ring, Wren crowns Vigilante with a chair! Max then gives Vigilante a stunner and goes for the pin as the ref turns his attention back to the match! 1...2...3! Max Cameron! Max Cameron has overcome all the odds and, with various helps along the way, become the new CWA World champion!
Ricky Simms - This isn't going to end well.
Sure enough, the ring is soon full of EOS and Flock as Max is knocked down by Leech.
Lesher - Ah, much better.
Ricky Simms - We need some refs out here, right now!
Henry Lesher - With the boss involved in there? Yeah, I’m sure they are eager to get involved.
EOS gain the upper hand with some big moves, Enziguri from Dizz onto Wren, Vig hits Ash with a powerbomb, Leech takes Frank down with a Tornado DDT, Moose nails Angela with a T-Bone suplex, and Shannon is chopping away at Sinman in the corner. But then the numbers catch up to them, as Max rises up, and nails all 5 members of EOS in the head with the world title belt, which knocks them down long enough to allow the rest of the Flock to rise and begin kicking and punching EOS down.
Ricky Simms - Stop this!
Henry Lesher - I don’t like them, but such carnage is a good thing.
Ricky Simms - Wait, someone is coming down!
As Simms says this, Anarchy Inc run down, steel chairs in their hands. The Flock scatter out of the ring as Anarchy slide into the ring. The 3 of them stand there, motioning for The Flock to get into the ring.
Ricky Simms - The Flock seem to have gotten a case of the limber tail.
Henry Lesher - And you seem to have lost what little brains you had.
The Flock as a group are walking back up the ramp towards the entrance, when "A Place For My Head" by Lincon Park begins to play. Myst walks out of the entrance, another steel chair in her hands. She glares at The Flock, who look at each other and then seem to prepare to rush her, when Reality walks out behind Myst.
Henry Lesher - Has Myst joined Reality?
Ricky Simms - No, they just have the same goal in mind.
The Flock now begins to back towards the ring, where EOS are beginning to stir, and Anarchy are still standing. The Flock walk around the ring, and seem to be preparing to leave via the crowd. Q and Shelia enter the ring, as does Myst from the other side. Tina gets a microphone from the ring announcer, and tosses it to Q. He looks around at the cheering fans as Anarchy lean against the ropes and swipe at The Flock.
Q - Wait, wait, wait. Flock? Oh Flock? Where you going? You scared now? You scared of EOS, Anarchy Inc, Myst and Reality? Can’t blame you, I’d be scared of us too, if I were you. But there’s really no use running, no matter where you go, we’ll still be here. So why not fight, right now?
The Flock all give Q the finger.
Q - Charming. Ok then, fine, I’ll do you a favor. Let’s even the playing field.
Q suddenly steps forward and slams the microphone into the back of Rated R’s head. Harmony turns around and gets hit by the Barefoot from Shelia. Noah goes to attack Q, but Myst is in his way. Noah tries to step around Myst, but she steps in front of where he wants to go, where Q hits Rated R with a swinging neckbreaker onto the displaced Aerial title belt, then kicks Rated R out of the ring. Noah stares into Myst’s eyes, then turns and kicks the approaching Shelia in the gut. Shelia doubles over, and Noah lifts Shelia up in a powerbomb position, but Myst steps out of Q’s way and he slams a steel chair edge first into Noah’s knee. He falls, Shelia falling on top of him. Shelia gets off him as Q flips Noah over, then locks in a cobra clutch? He pulls Noah up, who is trying to fight the clutch, when Q checks his position then lifts, suplexing Noah over the top rope onto the floor!
Ricky Simms - That’s dangerous.
Henry Lesher - Could this be…
Ricky Simms - Well, Reality and Anarchy don’t get on, but look at The Flock, they are still scared.
The Flock seem to be wary, but they are now walking forwards, as the odds are better now. Q and Shelia stand there, looking at The Flock. Myst is helping Shannon up, while the rest of EOS are slowly rising.
Q - So now what? You guys want to kill CWA? No you don’t, and you know it. This is not CWA vs. Flock, because everyone knows that CWA can, and would, kill the Flock once and for all. No, this is not CWA vs. Flock. This is Flock vs. EOS. And you know what?
Q turns to Vigilante, who has pulled himself up. The fans begin to buzz, seeing where this is going.
Q - With Shannon as a member, the lesser of two evils just changed.
Q then kicks Vigilante in the gut, and hits the Q-Jumper on Vig! The fans boo as Shelia begins laying in the boots to Moose. The Flock all pile into the ring, and begin to lay in a beating to Dizz and Leech as well. Only Shannon is not being attacked, as he leans against the corner post, a little dizzy, Myst in front of him.
Ricky Simms - What is this?
Henry Lesher - If Q has joined the Flock my life is over.
There is a feeling of picking opposition, as Sinman gets a steel chair and picks Leech up in a front head lock, then hits a swinging inside neckbreaker. He turns to a nearby camera.
Sinman - Bowl Kicker.
Moose lets out a low guttural scream as Wren locks in a half crab, Angela has a fujiama armbar locked on, and Frank is systematically laying in punches to the head. Dizz isn’t doing any better, locked into a nasty Dragon Sleeper from Max. Ash has lifted the out of it Vigilante, and hits the Cashed onto another steel chair. While this is going on, Q and Shelia and standing in front of Myst.
Q - I understand what you’re going through, but it’s for his own good.
Q picks up a steel chair, and hands it to Myst. She looks at it, then turns to Shannon. Shannon looks into Myst’s eyes, which distracts him long enough for Q to lash out and kick him in the balls. Shannon falls down to the mat, sitting down. Myst then holds the steel chair in front of Shannon’s face as Q steps back. Shelia then flies in from the other side of the ring.
Ricky Simms - Van Terminator!
Henry Lesher - If only The Flock wasn’t involved in this.
Myst then takes the chair and drills Shannon in the head with it five times, finally landing a leg drop to the back of his head. Myst then drops the chair on Shannon's head and spits on his back as he lays there motionless! Myst just cold coked her husband! The crowd boos loudly. Q is now in the middle of the ring. He sets a steel chair up while the fans boo. He sits down, and looking at the mat, begins to talk.
Q - I expect this reaction. After all, you fans are short sighted. You don’t understand what this is about. Look at us. Look at The Flock, at Myst, at Shelia. You see no smiles, no laughter, no joy. Yet. We will, later on, be able to enjoy this moment, but not now. Because this is not about joy, or triumph, or victory. This is about suffering and destruction. The Flock were misguided. They saw a company with these 4 “elite” on top, and they got angry. They thought they were angry at the company. They weren’t, they’ve realized that now. They were angry at EOS. Which is understandable, all are guilty of some sin or another.
Q points at each man in turn.
Q - Leech is guilty of betrayal. Dizz is guilty of laziness. Moose is guilty of arrogance. And Vigilante, Vigilante is guilty of being, well, himself. A worse crime I cannot imagine. But in Flock vs. EOS, I saw the Flock as the greater of two evils, which they were. If they gained focus, they would be unstoppable. So, I threw my considerable weight against them. But then this man-
Q kicks the steel chair away and pulls Shannon into the middle of the ring, and straddles him in a stance of power. He pulls Shannon’s dazed head up a little by his long blond hair, and looks into Shannon’s blank face.
Q - This man made his choice. He chose to not only support EOS, he joined it! And with that, not only were all bets off, the casino was shut down. Because he failed to realize something. He is an owner first, a wrestler second. Same as me, same as the Dweeb. And an owner can have a group; he can have a stable, sure. But the owner cannot join a group as egotistical and vain as EOS.
Q leans forward, the microphone picking up both Q’s lowered voice and Shannon’s labored breathing.
Q - Because when you joined EOS Shannon, you said, in effect, that Vigilante, Moose, Leech, Dizz, they are your equal. And thus, my equal. And that, I can never forgive. These are men who have whined about not having any ‘real’ competition, then whine about having to defend their belts against the ‘real’ competition. These are men who have threatened to walk, who have fucking “No Stripping” clauses in their contracts, these are men who don’t give a fuck about this company, and are only out for their own selfish goals, who don’t care about Breakthrough, Warriors, The Pain Factory, they just care about themselves, AND YOU TOLD THEM THEY WERE FUCKING EQUALS!
Myst sees where this is going. Myst sees where you are headed Shannon. She can’t bring herself to fight you, I respect that. But that doesn’t mean that she can’t help others. That doesn’t mean she can’t put her ownership behind someone else. And that doesn’t mean she can’t kick anyone else’s ass. Just not yours. But then, the emotional pain you are suffering right now makes up for all that. You caused this Shannon, you. More than Moose, more than Leech, more than Dizz, more than Vigilante, believe it or not. This is all on your head Shannon. But I’m going to do something you would never do Shannon. I’m going to show you just a little bit of mercy, I’m going to think about the company before my own emotions. Because I don’t want to put you guys on the shelf. I don’t want to drive you all out of CWA. And I sure as hell do not want to see Blood Machine, Devil Machine, Buck Machine, Justice Machine and Boss Machine on Breakthrough any time soon. No no. This super group, this stable is not permanent. Myst has not joined Reality; Reality has not joined The Flock.
Henry Lesher - Thank you Q!
Q - This is a short term group of people who see the big picture, who see where all this is going. How short, depends on you guys. I give you a simple option. Disband. Disperse. Declare EOS dead. And I don’t mean some wink wink disbanding either, I want none of you to help each other, I want contracts, I want a guarantee that if you do help each other, you are fired and can never return, and no matter which two or three of you it is, Shannon, you will sell your stock to me for 1 dollar. Canadian. That is the easy option. The hard? More beat downs, more ass kickings, we take your belts, and then force you to disband. Your choice. Because you 5 men have turned the state of CWA into anarchy. The State of CWA is anger. The State of CWA is chaos. The State of CWA is fed up. The State has formed.
With that, Q pulls Shannon up, lifts him up, places him on the top rope facing out, and then nails the Executive Decision on Shannon! Frank pulls Dizz up, and holds him while Wren hits the Reckless Abandon on Dizz! Sinman pulls Leech up, and The Blood Drain onto him! Max grabs Moose, and hits the Moosedriver 1 onto him! And Ash pulls Vigilante up, and nails the Catch 22 on him. Q hands the mic to Myst, who looks down at Shannon.
Myst - This is for your own good Shannon. I hope, one day, you’ll see that. Until then, watch your back. I'm done playing second fiddle to these idiots.
Myst looks up at the booing fans, and shakes her head at their boos. "Black Number One" by Type O Negative plays and she hands the microphone to Ash, who looks down at Vigilante. Myst's music dies down and she stops half way up the ramp to look back into the ring at Ash's parting words.
Ash - I told you Vigilante. A new era has arrived.
Ash then drops the microphone onto Vigilante as The State leaves to “The Thing I Hate” by Stabbing Westward. We fade out on the 5 men, laid out in the ring and we are all wondering what the hell is going on.