CWA Originals Catfight

The crowd is anxious to see the first CWA branded event in over a year. It's a packed house at GM Place, one day before AW's BiTCHSLAP and there is no rest for the wicked. Some stars will wrestle on both shows. To start the evening, we don't have Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher to call the action. We have Jay and Silent Bob and inside the ring stand ten of the biggest CWA star Divas in the company's long history.

Jay - Snoochie boochies, ladies and gents! Light up a blunt and get ready for some titties! That's right! Jay here and Clerks 2 is coming soon and it's gonna be the bomb! I'm here with that tubby bitch you all love, Silent Bob, and we are here for titties! Hugh Hefner might watch some fine cat fighting tomorrow, but tonight we got the sexy bitches inside the ring to royally battle to the end. So fuck the rules and I call dibs on the winner!

The bell sounds and the ladies start brawling inside the ring, clawing and scratching at each other while the crowd cheers and shouts catcalls in their direction. It's Sammy Jo Johnson, Shawna Miller, Cordelia Parizi, Regina Belmont, Cindy Knox, Stacey Diamond, Allison Richmond, Corina and Ophelia involved tonight as we get set to watch some highly cheesy pseudo-wrestling. As the weakest woman in the match, Stacey Diamond is targeted first by Sammy Jo Johnson and Shawna Miller who quickly strip her to her bra and panties and then dump her over the top rope and out to the floor.

Jay - I saw some titty there, Bob! Oh how I love Vancouver. Best bud, best titties, best beer my Lord I am home here! Now show me some more skin you lovely skanky ladies!

Sammy Jo and Shawna move on to Regina Belmont and strip her to her bra and panties and dump her out to the floor next while the rest of the ladies brawl and actually execute holds and moves on one another. It's clear the only ones with a game plan are Sammy Jo and Shawna. They target Allison Richmond next and they strip her and toss her out to the floor, right in front of the announce table.

Jay - Come sit here! I've got a place for you to sit! Service with a smile for the lovely ladies!

As we're down to six ladies already, Corina and Ophelia take notice of Sammy Jo and Shawna taking everyone else out so they give them a double clothesline down to the mat and the crowd cheers as Corina boot chokes Shawna while Ophelia slams Sammy Jo's head into the corner buckle. Cindy Knox and Cordelia Parizi exchange rights and lefts. Cordelia then thumbs Cindy in the eye, tears her top off and then spears her down to the mat where she lands a series of rights and lefts to the gut on her before tearing her shorts off. Cordelia then stands Cindy up and whips her over the top rope and out to the floor, eliminating her. Cordelia then rolls herself out of the ring and slips underneath the apron.

Jay - Titties are under the ring! Bob, maybe it's time we slip under and into something more comfortable. She can be our circus seal clapping for us and jumping through our hoops. We can give her what she wants and fuck this event! Snoogins!

Inside the ring, Corina stands Shawna up and whips her off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline when Shawna ducks it. Shawn then tears Corina's top off and then Corina does the same to Shawna. Shawna tears Corina shorts off, pulling her to the mat. Corina kicks Shawna into the corner, rolls her up into a school boy and tears her shorts off. They then both get to their feet. Shawna takes a swing at Corina and Corina ducks it, turns Shawna around and gives her an atomic drop that sends her over the top rope and out to the floor. Ophelia then whips Sammy Jo off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat where Corina then lands an elbow smash. Corina then stands Sammy Jo up and holds her in a full Nelson while Ophelia removes the top and shorts and then they dump her over the top rope and out to the floor.

Jay - I swear I saw the holiest of holies there, Bob! I saw the holiest and beheld it was good!

Corina and Ophelia then waste no time in turning against each other. Corina tears Ophelia's top off and then the two of them brawl in the ropes. Cordelia Parizi then emerges from under the ring and slips back into the ring. Cordelia then tears the shorts off of Ophelia and dumps her over the top and then starts to dump Corina over the top as well. Corina snags the top rope and instead lands on the apron and then tears the top off of Cordelia before giving her a thumb in the eye. Corina then pulls Cordelia off of her feet as she steps back into the ring and then tears Cordelia's shorts off. Corina stands Cordelia up and Cordelia gives her a thumb to the throat. Cordelia then leans Corina over the ropes and Corina places Cordelia in a head scissors. They are half way over the ropes in from of the announce table.

Jay - My whole life brought me to this moment! I never dreamt I would come to Canada to see bush!

Corina tries to swing Cordelia over the top rope in the head scissors while Cordelia grasps for something to hold onto, one hand on the top rope and one on the leg of Corina. Cordelia then actually pushes herself forward and then pulls back. This action sends Corina towards the floor with her forward momentum guiding the way while Cordelia fights to keep herself from going over as well. Cordelia has one hand on the rope and, when Corina hits the floor and the referee calls for the bell, Cordelia has Corina's underwear in her other hand as well.

Jay - We've got bush, peeps and with that, I have a winner!

Silent Bob - One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. That was terrible fucking wrestling. I don't know why I came here.

Jay - Titties, you tubby bitch! We came here for titties!

While the camera is careful not to take any images of Corina in her birthday suit, we head backstage where Shannon Skanes stands with Mike Wagner.

Mike Wagner - They don't remember us.

Shannon Skanes - They will find out. They will find out tonight why we ruled that ring.

Mike Wagner - In today's wrestling, it's so easy to overlook the past. It's so easy to mock that with which you're not familiar.

Shannon Skanes - Tonight we prove it to them all, Mike. It starts with you.

Shannon shakes hands with Mike.

Mike Wagner - On the eve of Tommy Purr's event, we show the world what the CWA was truly all about.

Shannon Skanes - And earn an NC-17 rating in doing so.

Mike Wagner - *smiles* It should be completely.... sensational.

Shannon Skanes - *nods* The CWA is finally.... back for good.

CWA Originals Battle Royale

"Mother" by Danzig plays as the lights go low. We see Night Dweller making his way towards the ring with a microphone in his hand. As he steps into the ring, his music fades and we hear how torn the crowd is between loving him and hating him.

Night Dweller - Tonight is a big night. See, the CWA was left for dead over a year ago. The GWO was a wasted effort and never became what the CWA was. We longed for this. Still, while we longed for this, we ignored the greats who built the CWA to what it was. I helped make this company into something more and what did I get? What did any of these men get? We all know the answer to that. Let's discuss the competitors in this match tonight. When I mention your name, come to the ring and stand at ringside. Stand together and show the AW audience what the CWA once was.

Ricky Simms - This should be interesting.

Henry Lesher - Anything will be better than that start to the show was.

Night Dweller - First up, he was a legend in the CWA long before his ill conceived stroll into RCW four years ago. He is..... Deep Freeze! I want to hear some warmth given to this man because he had three times the talent of that jackass Scavenger and a lot more maturity. He should have won all those awards and titles. *loud boos for Deep Freeze all around* Now, the second competitor in this match, a man who Shannon Skanes largely forgot when he became a big star all over the world, a former CWA champion himself and a man who trained people in GWO and AW to no thanks at all.... Goliath! That's right, the seven footer who moved quickly inside the ring before it was fashionable to do so. Goliath is another wrestler who could have killed men in the ring and had to watch Scavenger get the accolades.

Ricky Simms - Dweller has never liked Scavenger.

Henry Lesher - Can you blame him? I mean, the guy talks to chairs.

Night Dweller - Next on the docket for a fight tonight is a true superstar who has been stuck in the shadows for far too long, a true man of justice. I give you Marshall Law! Marshall was robbed more than anyone else in the old CWA and deserved his time in the sun. Now, these three here would be enough to make a truly great match. I, however, will not allow it to stop there. Next up is a true legend of the ring, a man who made Shannon Skanes a man with his endless beatings, Blair Drake!

Ricky Simms - Dweller is revising history. As I remember it, Shannon took his share of wins at the expense of Blair as well.

Night Dweller - Of course, Blair is here tonight for a fight with his long time tag partner, Steve Hawkins! Hawkins is the only cowboy left in wrestling who isn't a total joke. I mean, you fans might not totally get it, but Hawkins is a true man in a business that doesn't have many left. I mean, come on. Cowboys have to be the gayest wrestlers of all... outside of Hawkins here.

We then hear "Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Sr. and see Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston coming out from the back with a smile on his face. He also has a microphone in hand.

Dwayne Kingston - Y'know, I came here to see what all the talkin' was about with the CAW and here ya are flappin' your gums about how great yous all were. Well, this is one cowboy who can whoop all yer asses at once.

Kingston throws the microphone down and rushes into the ring while the crowd cheers him on. He slides into the ring and Night Dweller greets him with a microphone to the forehead. Hawkins and Drake then stand Kingston up, whip him off the ropes and gives him a double clothesline to the mat. We then hear "Diamond Sun" by Glass Tiger and Tough Eagle comes out with two bouncers from his casino.

Tough Eagle - Cowboys never had anything on us Indians.

Eagle then rushes to the ring with his two bouncers and they are all inside the ring fighting with the men Night Dweller introduced as well as Night Dweller himself. Just when Eagle and Kingston seem to be getting the upper hand, Sandman, Gravity and Arizona rush the ring, the three heavy and strong wrestlers enough to take over the ring. Kingston, Eagle and his bouncers are then all tossed from the ring. Night Dweller, short of breath, gets his microphone back.

Night Dweller - See, this is the crap that always infests any CWA event. I show the true talent in this company and some hotshot has to come out and ruin everything. I was all set to introduce Sandman, Gravity and Arizona and you come out here and ruin the show, Kingston. You know, I am aware people don't level with you enough so I'll do it. You're a worthless sack of shit and I'll be happy to take out the trash tonight. You're in the Battle Royale, asshole.

Ricky Simms - Some rather strong words there from Dweller.

Henry Lesher - Well, at least someone has guts tonight.

Night Dweller - See, Black Panther and Caleb Knox are here to round things out nicely and you're going to find out why you're not good enough to qualify as a CWA Original. Tonight, we take the inbred hick to school.

Panther and Caleb are then seen making their way to the ring, the crowd booing them. As they slip into the ring, a brave Kingston and a brave Eagle slip into the ring to face their firing squad. Dweller tells the timekeeper to ring the bell, but we hear "The Memory Remains" by Metallica and the crowd explodes when Bruce Miller comes out with a smile on his face and is flanked by Greg Anderson, Steve Lang, Mike Wagner, Charles Grogan and Carl Simms. They are all wearing sunglasses and then Shannon Skanes comes out behind them with a smile on his face.

Shannon Skanes - Night Dweller, you whiny little bitch, there is a reason that fat trash you have in the ring jobbed to men like these. We were the best. We were all the best and you couldn't handle the fact your little Dark Forces could never hold up against the Sensational Seven. Tonight... witness the new and improved Sensational Seven! Time keeper, when these six hit the ring, then you can ding that little bell there. Sorry to disappoint, but I have another match tonight to prepare for. I'll be there in spirit, Dweller.

Miller leads the group of six into the ring and, as they all slip into the ring, the bell sounds and the insane brawl is on. Miller pairs off with Night Dweller and they start trading punches while the slow of foot Sandman has his 400 pound frame dumped over the top rope by Dwayne Kingston. Kingston  does a little dance to taunt the rotund Sandman only to have Gravity and Arizona double team him with double axe handles across the back. Black Panther is seen fighting in the corner against Charles Grogan, gives Grogan a low blow and then dumps him over the top rope and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Black Panther taking the low road there.

Henry Lesher - Someone has to, might as well be him.

Bruce Miller clotheslines Night Dweller to the mat only to take a clothesline from Caleb Knox that almost sends Miller over the top rope and out to the floor. Miller then eye gouges Caleb and gives him a knee to the ribs and Kingston takes advantage by whipping Caleb over the top rope and out to the floor. Marshall Law stand son the second rope and rains punches down on Tough Eagle. Eagle responds by ducking and he dumps Marshall right over the top rope and out to the floor. Marshall quickly gets to his feet and slaps the mat in frustration. He argues his case to referee Francis Clarke to no avail.

Ricky Simms - Marshall Law not impressed as he fails, despite the praise Night Dweller heaped on him.

Henry Lesher - Like any of that matters anyway.

Blair Drake and Steve Hawkins are then seen battling Greg Anderson and Steve Lang in the ropes, arguably the two best tag teams that the CWA ever saw. Anderson ducks a roundhouse from Blair and then gives him an atomic drop that sends him over the top and out to the floor. Steve Lang is then dumped over the top with a backdrop from Steve Hawkins. Hawkins and Anderson then stand face to face and start jawing at each other, renewing their friendship. Dwayne Kingston starts sparring with Night Dweller. Night Dweller eye gouges Kingston, whips him into the corner and then gives him a spear in the corner. In another corner, we see Goliath dumping Arizona over the top rope and out to the floor as it is quickly turning into every man for himself. Mike Wagner is seen brawling with Black Panther in the third corner. Greg Anderson then hip tosses Steve Hawkins over the ropes, but Hawkins catches himself on the top rope and then he pulls himself back into the ring to continue the fight with Greg Anderson. Gravity and Deep Freeze are caught in a lock up and Tough Eagle sees his chance, shoving them both over the top rope in a show of both strength and intelligence in his strategy tonight.

Ricky Simms - Nice move by Eagle.

Henry Lesher - I guess. I mean, it's clear Kingston is going to win now.

Black Panther ducks a right hook from Mike Wagner and then gives him a German suplex to the mat, stands him up and gives him another. Black Panther then stands Mike up and whips him over the top rope and out to the floor. He then quickly ducks a right hook from Goliath and then slams Goliath's head onto the turnbuckle before then whipping him to the opposite corner. Panther takes a run at Goliath who ducks and backdrops Panther right out to the floor. A surprised Panther tries then to get back into the ring, but referee Francis Clarke holds him out and tells him that his night is over. Goliath mocks Panther and then gets dumped over the top rope by Tough Eagle. Goliath quickly gets to his feet and starts fighting with Black Panther while security rushes out to try and separate them.

Ricky Simms - Eagle with another smart move there.

Henry Lesher - Stop kissing up to the casino owner. He probably paid people off to take the fall so he collects on a massive bet back on the reserve.

Carl Simms starts trading rights and lefts with Night Dweller. Dwayne Kingston pairs off with Steve Hawkins in a battle of the cowboys. Bruce Miller and Greg Anderson move in on Tough Eagle. Tough Eagle charges for a double spear, but takes a double knee lift from Miller and Anderson. Anderson then stands Eagle up only to take a thumb to the eye. Night Dweller dumps Carl Simms over the top and out to the floor and then chop blocks Bruce Miller down to the mat. Greg Anderson takes a series of knife edge chops from Tough Eagle. Anderson then knees Eagle in the gut and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Anderson whips Eagle towards the ropes and Kingston lowers them, watching with a smile as the Native casino owner falls over the top and out to the floor. The problem is, that takes Kingston's eye off of Steve Hawkins and he dumps Kingston over the top and out to the floor and right into a confrontation with Tough Eagle. They start brawling as Hawkins comes face to face with Greg Anderson. Meanwhile, Bruce Miller resumes his trade of punches with Night Dweller.

Ricky Simms - Just like that, we are down to the final four.

Henry Lesher - I don't think anyone cares anymore. This has gone on too long and, with Kingston out, the only wrestler worth a damn is out as well.

Steve Hawkins lands a punch to the throat on Greg Anderson and then whips him over the top and out to the floor. Bruce Miller sees this and whips Night Dweller into Steve Hawkins. Hawkins turns and, without seeing who he is victimizing, gives Night Dweller a fall away slam over the top rope and out to the floor. He then stands face to face with Bruce Miller, an old nemesis.

Ricky Simms - "Cattle Rustler" Steve Hawkins is left in the ring against "The Legend" Bruce Miller! They feuded for years with Hawkins always managing to eke out wins when it was for the Inter-Continental title. Bruce then became world champ and Steve's luck ended there.

Henry Lesher - Tell the truth, Rick. Shannon played favorites with his boy Bruce and Hawkins was robbed. He never got the recognition he truly deserved.

Bruce shoves Hawkins backwards. Hawkins does the same to Miller. Miller gives Hawkins a knife edge chop. Hawkins gives Miller a knife edge chop. Miller lands a knee to the gut and Hawkins lands a knee to the gut on Miller as well. Hawkins gives Miller a vertical suplex , stands him up and Miller blocks a suplex, then delivers one of his own on Hawkins. Miller then quickly gets to his feet and looks to the crowd. Hawkins gets up, takes a knee to the gut and then Miller picks him up and gives him a spinning power slam to the mat.

Ricky Simms - Miller nails his classic finisher on Hawkins!

Bruce then waits in the corner while Hawkins slowly gets to his feet. Bruce then gives Hawkins a spear to the mat. Miller then picks Hawkins up over his shoulder and dumps him out to the floor and then the bell sounds to signal the match is over, Bruce Miller the winner. Bruce stands in the ring with his arms raised and then we hear "The Memory Remains" by Metallica once again. Miller is thrown a pair pf sunglasses by his wife Shawna who has taken her place at ringside, now fully dressed after her match earlier tonight.

Ricky Simms - He is the winner. That seems fitting.

Henry Lesher - Yes, it exposes how many times Shannon will play favorites.

Ricky Simms - How did he have anything to do with it?

Henry Lesher - He crashed the match and all the other idiots took the fall for their mighty leader Bruce. It's sad.

As Miller makes his way out of the ring, we look backstage where BasketKase is with Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - BasketKase, tonight you face a monster and a mobster. Your comments?

BasketKase - Me monster! Me make MEAT of mobster! Me win!

Ray Dees - You sound very confident.

BasketKase - When win match, then eat some face! MEAT!!!

Ray Dees - Ewww.

Dees backs away from BasketKase who is licking his lips.

Tommy Purr/Hoshi Yakamoto vs. Vesuvius/Bombshell

T "Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani starts to play and Hoshi Yakamoto and Bart Phillips start for the ring with Tommy Purr close behind them. The crowd gives them a warm greeting as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Tommy jumps onto the apron and steps into the ring while Hoshi does a lap around the ring giving fans high fives. Hoshi then hugs Bart before she leaps onto the apron and then jumps over the top rope into the ring. She then waits at Tommy's side as their music fades. We then hear "Mine Teil" by Rammstein and see Vesuvius marching towards the ring not looking impressed.

Ricky Simms - I have a feeling this one could be nasty.

Henry Lesher - What does Tommy see in Hoshi that he has to tag with her? He can do much better.

Vesuvius slowly creeps up the steps and steps over the top rope into the ring while Bombshell silently slips into the ring from the other side and chop blocks Hoshi down to the mat. Tommy turns his attention to that and takes a clothesline from behind by Vesuvius. Vesuvius then stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of kicks to the ribs. Bombshell and Hoshi roll out of the ring choking one another and, once the match features only two people inside the ring, referee Mark Davis calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - We haven't seen referee Davis since Shannon fired him a couple of months ago. Apparently he is back and claims to have changed his ways.

Vesuvius gives Tommy a snap mare and applies a sleeper hold. Referee Mark Davis checks for a submission, but Tommy refuses to give up. He is, however, fading in the hold and it's a struggle for him to try and reach the ropes to force the break. The crowd starts a chant for Tommy as Hoshi and Bombshell continue to choke each other on the floor. Bart Phillips is seen pacing nearby, trying not to interfere despite his strong urge to protect his wife. Mark Davis raises Tommy's hand once and it falls. He raises it a second time and it falls. He raises it a third time, but it manages to stay up and then Tommy starts showing signs of a comeback. He fights his way to his feet and raises his arms which brings the crowd to its feet. He then runs backwards into the corner and avalanches Vesuvius, breaking free of the hold.

Ricky Simms - Good comeback by Purr here.

Henry Lesher - As long as he keeps Hoshi out of this, he'll win.

Tommy Purr whips Vesuvius to the opposite corner and then gives him a dropkick there before giving him a monkey flip back to the middle of the ring. Tommy then applies a cross face chicken wing on Vesuvius. Outside the ring on the floor, Bombshell slams Hoshi's head into the mat covered concrete. Bombshell then finally steps away from Hoshi and takes her place in her team's corner. Bart helps Hoshi to her feet and makes certain she is okay. Inside the ring, Vesuvius manages to snag the bottom rope with his leg to force the break. Tommy reluctantly lets Vesuvius go, then stands him up and whips him off the ropes. Vesuvius ducks a clothesline and gives Tommy a reverse neck breaker to the mat and then rolls to his corner and tags in Bombshell. She leaps over the top rope into the ring and then lands a leg drop across the throat of Tommy before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy.

Ricky Simms - Tommy needs to make the tag.

Henry Lesher - If he wants to lose, you mean. Hoshi's a terrible wrestler.

Bombshell stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a hip toss down to the mat. She then applies an arm bar on Purr. Purr reverses that and gives Bombshell a series of knife edge chops to the chest that drive her into a neutral corner. Purr then whips her to the opposite corner and then gives her a super kick to the chin before going for the pin. 1...2... Bombshell gets a foot on the bottom rope. Tommy then pulls her to his corner and tags in Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - The tag has been made.

Henry Lesher - I lose my will to live.

Hoshi leaps to the top rope and then lands a leg drop on Bombshell from there before she goes for the pin. 1...2... Bombshell again gets a foot on the bottom rope. Hoshi pulls Bombshell to the middle of the ring and then gives her a knee drop to the forehead before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Hoshi stands Bombshell up, whips her off the ropes and dropkicks her down to the mat. She then goes to the ropes again and leaps to the top. Vesuvius starts shaking the ropes and Hoshi falls off, landing awkwardly on the top rope before tumbling shoulder first to the mat where Bombshell rolls her into a school boy, complete with a hook of the tights. 1...2...3! Bombshell rolls herself out of the ring before Tommy can attack her. Tommy checks on Hoshi while the crowd boos the decision.

Ricky Simms - Cheap win for Anarchy Inc. there.

Henry Lesher - A win is a win as I always say. You just never listen.

While Bombshell and Vesuvius head to the back, we look backstage and see Wren SilverPhoenix pacing in her locker room when Lyssa Dorn enters the picture.

Lyssa Dorn - Wren, how does it feel wrestling for the CWA tonight?

Wren SilverPhoenix - Look, I don't have time for this. I have been back here biding my time and waiting for this big match tonight. 6Pac is going to hurt.

Lyssa Dorn - Any comments on anything you've seen so far tonight?

Wren SilverPhoenix - Yes. *looks Lyssa over* They need to stop hiring by looks around here. Just tell the magnificent owners to stay out of my way tonight. My win tonight is going to prove that I was always kept down in the CWA and that the CWA ignored a great star in me.

Lyssa Dorn - That's a strong claim.

Wren SilverPhoenix - It's an accurate one, too.

Lyssa backs off and we head back to the ring.

Kathy Smith vs Sybal

"Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls plays and we see Cordelia Parizi coming towards the ring instead of Kathy Smith. She still has Corina's underwear on her index finger and smiles for the camera on her way to the ring. She makes her way up the ring steps and twirls the underwear on her finger while the crowd catcalls her. She then steps into the ring and takes the microphone from  Kosmic Kitty.

Cordelia Parizi - My father is Tony Parizi. I hear this every damned time I enter an arena this company is in. I keep hearing about my father this, my father that and then I have to watch these idiot Glamour Girls every night?! Now, you people are waiting on Kathy Smith. She isn't coming out. She's out cold in her locker room because she disrespected me. Sybal gets the win by forfeit. I don't have to watch Glamour Girls any more tonight. I am so very sorry to those of you expecting a match here between two more women who can't actually wrestle. I can wrestle. I can fight. I won one match tonight, but that is just the beginning. I've had enough of the crap around here.

Cordelia tosses the microphone to the mat and then exits the ring and takes off into the crowd.

Ricky Simms - So much for this match then.

Henry Lesher - The girl speaks the truth. We have all had enough of these Glamour Girls.

Ricky Simms - The crowd likes them a lot and I think they're good wrestlers as well.

Henry Lesher - No one actually cares what you think.

6Pac Dudley vs Wren SilverPhoenix

"Southtown" by POD plays as Cordelia disappears towards the back of the arena. 6Pac Dudley comes out, led by Dex Cooper and receives a loud ovation from the crowd. They make their way down the ramp and 6Pac high fives some fans wearing his T-shirt in the front row. Dex waves the Canadian flag as they reach ringside and that brings a loud cheer from the Vancouver crowd as well. 6Pac enters the ring and poses on the second rope for the crowd, then jumps down as his music fades. "The Enemy" by Godsmack then plays and Wren SilverPhoenix is led towards the ring by Ash and Angela from the Flock and all three are wearing Flock T-shirts! The crowd actually cheers and some start a "420 420 420" chant.

Ricky Simms - I had heard a rumor they would be here, just for tonight's event. There's the proof.

Henry Lesher - I must admit I am shocked.

Ash and Angela take their place at ringside and start jawing at Dex Cooper while Wren pulls herself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The bell sounds to get things started and Wren locks up with 6Pac. 6Pac backs Wren into the ropes, then slowly backs away when referee Steve Blake asks for a clean break. Wren gives 6Pac a knee lift to the ribs and then thumbs him in the eye. Wren then gives 6Pac a bulldog to the mat and rolls him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac. Wren then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block that sends him down to the mat. She then goes for a lion sault, but 6Pac brings his knees up and catches her in the stomach with them. 6Pac then quickly gets to his feet and starts putting the boots to Wren. She rolls herself out of the ring to the waiting Ash and Angela. 6Pac considers stepping out with them, but steps back.

Ricky Simms - Flock reuniting here tonight and 6Pac not wanting to mess with them.

Henry Lesher - Flock was an army that always walked a half step too slow, thanks to the fact they never met a drug they could say no to.

Wren gets to her feet and then pulls herself onto the apron. She steps back into the ring and locks up with 6Pac. 6Pac then shoves her down to the mat and then gives her a knee to the gut and then stands her up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a backdrop to the mat before turning and having a few words for Ash and Angela. We then see Rex Cooper making his way down the ramp, not dressed as if he expected to be called out tonight, decked in a three piece black suit.

Ricky Simms - It's getting crowded at ringside.

Henry Lesher - I knew this match would turn into this. This is a mess.

Rex takes his place next to Dex and starts arguing with Ash and Angela from across the ring. Inside the ring, 6Pac stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and they then both clothesline each other to the mat and the referee starts counting them both down. Ash jumps onto the apron and the referee goes over to him while Dex and Rex rush around the ring to confront the Flock. As a scrum ensues, we see Frank Merritt slipping into the ring. He picks 6Pac up and gives him an F5 to the mat and then Wren goes for the pin as Frank slips out of the ring, Ash dropping off the apron. 1...2...3! Wren wins with Flock help.

Ricky Simms - In a flashback to three years ago, Wren gets help from Frank to win the match.

Henry Lesher - I didn't like Flock back in the day, but now, three years later, I have to say.... I still don't like Flock.

Ricky Simms - I am sure that will break their hearts.

As Wren is led towards the back by Frank Merritt, security rushes out to split Ash and Angela up from Dex and Rex at ringside. We then look backstage where Sal Clemenzo is with Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - Sal, tonight you are in a triple threat match that would scare most wrestlers to death. Why do you seem so calm and collected?

Sal Clemenzo - How many titles have I won, Ray? How many times have I come through on top?

Ray Dees - Well, you have a great resume. No one argues that, but Diablo and BasketKase?

Sal Clemenzo - Ray, you lack faith in me? BasketKase I can buy off with a cheeseburger. Diablo just thinks he has what it takes to beat me. I will enjoy taking that ego freak down.

Ray Dees - And who do you target after this match?

Sal Clemenzo - I target everyone, but I will say this. Rated R had better watch his back. I am never finished with him.

Sal then exits the shot and we head back to the ring.

Gerard Angelo vs Pyro

T "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage plays as Pyro comes out, but he is already brawling with Gerard Angelo. Gerard whips Pyro right off the side of the ramp and down to the floor. Gerard then lands a flying body press onto Pyro before picking up and audio speaker and smashing it over his back. Gerard then stands Pyro up and slams his head into the guard railing before pulling him to ringside while the crowd cheers the sheer violence of this exchange.

Ricky Simms - Gerry, the number one contender for the AW title, facing off against Pyro here in what should be a brutal fight.

Henry Lesher - It's no surprise to see this. They're not main event, so they fight like this.

Ricky Simms - I thought you were starting to pull for Pyro.

Henry Lesher - I reserve the right to change my mind every week.

Gerard tries to slam Pyro's head into the ring steps, but Pyro blocks it and then slams Gerard's head into the steps. Pyro then whips Gerard into the steel corner post shoulder first. Pyro then rolls Gerard into the ring before rolling himself into the ring. The bell sounds and the match is officially underway. Pyro stands Gerard up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a clothesline in the corner. Pyro then stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and Gerard ducks a clothesline and then gives Pyro a knee to the ribs before giving him a DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Gerard shakes his head as he stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Gerard then gives Pyro a leg drop across the throat and then goes for the pin again. 1...2... kick out by Pyro.

Ricky Simms - Gerard in control of this match at this point.

Henry Lesher - Just because he sucks less than Pyro.

Gerard stands Pyro up again, whips him into the corner and goes for a shoulder block on Pyro. Instead, Pyro brings his knee up and catches Gerard in the chest and then gives him a belly to belly suplex to the mat. Pyro then stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a boot to the chest that sends Gerard down to the mat. Pyro then heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He stands there for a moment looking around at the crowd and then leaps off, landing a double axe handle across the back on Gerard Angelo. He then gives Gerard a gut wrench suplex to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gerard Angelo.

Ricky Simms - Now it's Pyro in control.

Henry Lesher - No one cares.

Pyro stands Gerard up as we see Bombshell heading towards the ring, blowing kisses to a crowd that clearly is not happy to see her. She then stops at ringside and blows a kiss to Pyro. Pyro drops Gerard and grabs her by the hair and pulls her onto the apron. Pyro then picks her up, carries her over the top rope and choke slams her down to the mat. Gerard then gives Pyro a jawbreaker and clothesline Pyro to the mat. Gerard then rolls Pyro over and applies the Sugar and Spite hold on him. Pyro reaches for the ropes while referee Joe Davison checks for a submission. Pyro reaches for the ropes again while refusing to give up, but Gerard's hold doesn't weaken. Pyro reaches... reaches and then taps out and the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Impressive win for Gerry tonight.

Henry Lesher - If you care about Pyro, I guess.

Gerard tells the camera he is the next AW champ and then waves to a booing crowd. He helps a dazed Bombshell out of the ring and then wraps her arm over his shoulder before picking her up and carrying her to the back. We then take a look backstage and find Corina standing in the middle of the dressing room, still naked from the waist down while the NC-17 bits are digitally scrambled. A clearly flustered Lyssa Dorn enters the picture.

Lyssa Dorn - You're not dressed?

Corina - Lyssa, 16,000 people saw me naked out there tonight because Cordelia is a sleaze. I am going to humiliate her the way she humiliated me.

Lyssa Dorn - I understand that broadcasters are already nervous with what we have seen tonight. I doubt anything further will help.

Corina - Lyssa, she won't get away with this.

Lyssa Dorn - But she's the daughter of Tony Parizi and.... we all know he's more than an accountant.

Corina - I don't care who her father is. That bitch is going down.

Corina storms off and we head back to the ring.

Diablo vs BasketKase vs Sal Clemenzo

"Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota starts playing, but it fades out when we see Diablo carrying a seemingly unconscious Sal Clemenzo over his shoulder towards the ring. He slowly makes his way to the ring and looks around at the booing crowd with the disdain we would expect from him.

Ricky Simms - It looks like Sal and Diablo met backstage.

Henry Lesher - And Diablo apparently knocked him cold. I wonder where Guido and the chick are.

Diablo rolls Sal into the ring and then steps up onto the apron before stepping over the top rope into the ring. He boot chokes Sal Clemenzo while the crowd starts a chant of "MEAT MEAT MEAT" and then we hear "Bled For Days" and BasketKase comes out from the back with a handful of ground beef in one hand and a steak in the other. He races to the ring, slipping under the bottom rope, gets to his feet and proceeds to cram the raw ground beef into the mouth of Diablo. He then slaps him across the face with the raw steak and tosses it out of the ring. The confused referee calls for the bell to get things underway, Mark Davis clearly also taken aback by these actions by the bizarre BasketKase.

Ricky Simms - I think I am going to puke, taw meat shoved down the throat of Diablo. He won't be impressed.

Henry Lesher - BasketKase makes me proud with moments like that.

BasketKase whips Diablo into the corner buckle and then gives him a hip toss to the middle of the ring, showing surprising strength here. BasketKase then places Diablo in an arm bar and then bits his arm. Diablo screams in pain, but manages to eye gouges BasketKase to break up the bite and then Diablo gives BasketKase an upper cut before he then picks BasketKase up and gives him a shoulder breaker. Diablo then stands BasketKase up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a boot to the face in the corner. BasketKase collapses in the corner and Diablo is the only man standing again. He then pulls BasketKase to the middle of the ring and gives him a leg drop across the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... BasketKase rolls a shoulder out.

Ricky Simms - Impressive evil here by Diablo and BasketKase tonight. Sal... still isn't moving.

Henry Lesher - Has anyone seen him breathe?

Diablo stands BasketKase up and then tosses him through the ropes and out to the floor. Diablo then pulls the motionless Sal to the middle of the ring and goes for the pin on him. 1...2... Sal rolls a shoulder out. Diablo shakes his head and gives the referee a dirty look which causes Mark Davis to hold up two fingers and back himself into a corner. Diablo wraps his hand around the throat of Sal, stands him up, picks him up and choke slams him down to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Sal again rolls a shoulder out and Diablo shakes his head. He wraps his hand around the throat of Sal again and starts pulling him to his feet while BasketKase slips into the ring behind him. He has a plastic cup in his hand. As Diablo picks Sal up for the choke slam, BasketKase throws the glass of red liquid into the eyes of Diablo.

Ricky Simms - Dear Lord, he just threw blood into the eyes of Diablo!

Henry Lesher - That was very well done by my son.

Ricky Simms - Oh sure, now he's your son.

BasketKase then tosses the cup aside and bites the nose of Diablo while referee Mark Davis wonders if he has a hope of getting this one under control. BasketKase stops biting long enough to scream "MEAT!" and the crowd echoes him as he then whips Diablo into the corner buckle. BasketKase then finds the strength to pick Diablo up and delivers the Shock Treatment on him and the crowd cheers him on. He goes for the pin on Diablo. 1...2... Sal pulls BasketKase off of Diablo and then tosses him through the ropes to the floor. Sal then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Sal Clemenzo capitalizes on the work of BasketKase and picks up a surprising win at the expense of Diablo.

Ricky Simms - Sal didn't really deserve to win that one.

Henry Lesher - No one cares. He's just smarter than BasketKase. I never said I made a genius in my son. Still, blood in the eyes is a nice move. Maybe he's got some life left in him yet.

Sal exits the ring clutching his ribs and then starts for the back with his arms raised, but still no sign of Guido or Serena. We then look backstage where Anthony Hicks is with Charley MacAdam.

Charley MacAdam - Tonight, Anthony, you face Noah Skanes in a match that many see as a big one for both of you. Noah used a victory over you early in his career to become a champion wrestler. You were then on a downslide and you have never fully recovered from it.

Anthony Hicks - You know what I hate, Chuck? I hate the way this place was run. We have a one night CWA event because it was run into the ground. It should be left there and, after what I do to the golden child tonight, they'll wish they left it buried.

Charley MacAdam - What's your strategy going into this match?

Anthony Hicks - I am seven feet tall. I weigh almost four hundred pounds. Noah will be crushed. I am going to take him down.

Charley MacAdam - It's been said your arrogance has cost you in the past. Doesn't it concern you that could happen again?

Anthony Hicks - Not a chance.

Hicks exits and MacAdam shakes his head at Hicks' attitude.

S.E.X. vs Delirium

"Bleeding Mascara" by Atreyu starts to play and the crowd gets to its feet. Strobe lights blink with the piano and soft colors continue to build as the verse plays. As soon as the chorus hits, the lights go on and Freak and Harmony come out. Freak greets the fans, as usual, and Harmony smiles and curtsies before following him to the ring, both of them moving energetically with the speed of the song, jumping around and such. When the get there, Freak boosts Harmony up to the apron and the two face the entrance, Freak standing on the floor, Harmony on the ring, as they pose and pyro goes off from the corners of the ring. The music fades as the two  relax in the corner and crack jokes while Freak gets a quick drag or two. Their music fades and then we hear "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine and Bullrush leads Trinity Holmes towards the ring, the crowd giving them a far cooler reception than Harmony and Freak just got.

Ricky Simms - This should make for an interesting tag team match.

Henry Lesher - Only mildly more interesting than traffic camera footage from Iowa.

Bullrush steps up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring while Trinity simply slides under the bottom rope. The two teams stand face to face. Trinity then thumbs Harmony in the eye while Bullrush head butts Freak down to the mat. Bullrush then puts the boots to Freak while Trinity dumps Harmony right out of the ring and down to the floor. Once Trinity has left the ring, referee Joe Davidson calls for the bell and this match is underway. Bullrush boot chokes Freak, using the ropes for added leverage. Bullrush finally releases the choke, stands Freak up and whips him off the ropes before giving him a knee to the gut and then he applies an abdominal stretch while Harmony pulls herself onto the apron in her team's corner.

Ricky Simms - A slow reflex by Delirium as a team caused Bullrush and Trinity to gain the upper hand.

Henry Lesher - Maybe Freak shouldn't have had a drag or two before the match.

Freak refuses to submit to Bullrush's hold. Freak then shows signs of powering out of it. Bullrush, thinking fast, release the hold, the picks Freak up and gives him a sidewalk slam to the mat. Bullrush then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Freak. Bullrush then stands Freak up, whips him off the ropes and Freak ducks a clothesline and then gives Bullrush a knee to the back before giving him a back slide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Freak then rolls to his corner and tags in Harmony while Bullrush tags in Trinity. The two of them then collide and start brawling on the mat, grabbing each other by the hair and grappling while the crowd cheers.

Ricky Simms - It didn't take long for these girls not to like each other.

Henry Lesher - I never liked Harmony since before the match started. Trinity at least hangs around with cool people.

Harmony stands Trinity up, whips her off the ropes and both women clothesline each other to the mat. They then both do kip ups to their feet at the same time. They throw a series of forearm smashes on each other and then Trinity knees Harmony in the gut before giving her a DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Harmony. Trinity stands Harmony up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a round house kick that sends her down to the mat. Trinity then climbs the ropes and quickly makes her way to the top, facing the crowd. She goes for a moonsault, but Harmony rolls out of the way and Trinity knocks the wind out of herself when she hits the mat.

Ricky Simms - Trinity went for the wrong move there.

Henry Lesher - Well, they will still win.

Harmony gets to her feet, headlocks Trinity and then gives her a snap suplex to the mat. She then stands Trinity up, whips her off the ropes and dropkicks her down to the mat. Harmony then kips up to her feet and then stands Trinity up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a tilt a whirl backbreaker from there and goes for the pin. 1...2... Trinity kicks out. Harmony tags in Freak. Freak steps into the ring, stands Trinity up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat. An opportunistic Bullrush then enters the ring and chop blocks Freak down to the mat and then gives him an ankle lock while the referee counts towards the five. Bullrush releases on four, kicks Freak in the face and then steps back out onto the apron. Trinity then rolls to her corner and tags in Bullrush. He steps back into the ring, picks Freak up and gives him a power slam to the mat. Harmony climbs to the top rope and calls to Bullrush. She then lands a dropkick from the top right to the chest on Bullrush. Trinity, however, jumps to the top rope and lands a five star frog splash onto the fallen Freak while the referee is walking Harmony out. Bullrush then picks Freak up and gives him a power bomb to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! SEX is the winning team tonight and Bullrush rolls himself out of the ring where Trinity quickly embraces her.

Ricky Simms - Big win for Trinity and Bullrush here.

Henry Lesher - Harmony provides the distraction that made the difference. Well done by Trinity and Bullrush tonight.

As the winners head for the back and hear the boos from the crowd, we take a look backstage at Rated R doing push ups in his locker room. Dante enters the picture with a smile on his face. Rated R quickly gets to his feet.

Rated R - What do you want?

Dante - Look, I need to know if I have a partner tonight.

Rated R - Yeah, you've got nothing to worry about.

Dante - So we take this family out and then beat the hell out of each other?

Rated R - *nods* Something like that.

Dante - Don't double cross me, Ryan. I can have the Nameless here in minutes and he'll tear you apart.

Rated R - I thought Adam Lewis controlled that monster, you know, the monster I have already beaten twice.

Dante - Yeah, keep playing it that way Ryan. Just play it smart or you'll regret it.

Dante backs off while Rated R just shakes his head and then resumes his warm up for tonight's big match.

Moose vs Leech vs Max Cameron

The crowd sees we're now shooting footage from the parking lot of GM Place and they cheer. Leech comes out first and takes his place on the hood of a car, baseball bat in hand. The car then starts up and we see Max Cameron behind the wheel of it. He runs it straight ahead into the wall of the building and Leech falls backwards into the windshield, cracking it badly without shattering it. Leech then rolls off the hood of the car grabbing at his ankle and Moose comes into the picture and starts putting the boots to Leech while a referee finally emerges from nowhere and we're watching a legal match without rules.

Ricky Simms - My God, I cannot believe they are allowing this.

Henry Lesher - It's a brawl in a parking lot and three great hardcore CWA stars are in it. You shut your damned mouth and let's watch them fight.

Max opens the car door to step out and Moose proceeds to slam it on his ankle. Moose then picks Leech up and body slams him onto the hood. Max then opts to step out on the passenger side while Moose tries to pin Leech on the hood. 1...2... Leech kicks out and Max gives Moose a series of double axe handle smashes across the back of the neck, then pulls Moose off the car and headlocks him for a DDT. Instead, Moose puts his shoulder into Max and drives his spine into the wall of the building. Moose then lands a series of body shot punches to Max and then eye gouges him before giving him a hip toss onto the car hood Leech just finished rolling off of. Leech finds the bat he brought to this match tonight as Moose slides across the hood in Dukes of Hazard fashion, only to take a bat between the eyes from a now alert Leech. Leech then drives the bat into the kidneys of Moose before rolling him over for the pin attempt on the pavement. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Leech then tosses the bat aside and goes to the trunk of the car and opens it.

Ricky Simms - I hope that car belongs to one of them and not a fan here tonight.

Henry Lesher - I told you not to talk during this.

Leech draws a crow bar from the trunk only to take a clothesline from Max Cameron that sends him to the ground. Max then grabs the crow bar from the grip of Leech and then gives him a shot to the ribs with it. Max goes for the pin on Leech. 1...2... kick out by Leech. Moose then crawls over and head butts Max and then rams his head into Leech's before shoving Max aside and going for the pin on Leech. 1...2... kick out again by Leech. Moose then slowly gets to his feet, pulling Leech to his feet by the hair. Moose rams Leech's head into the back window of the car and then gives him an inverted atomic drop. Max Cameron then trips the feet out from under Moose and then gives him an ankle lock submission hold. Moose turns over and kicks Max off of him and then Leech clotheslines Max to the pavement. Leech gives Max a leg drop across the throat and then he quickly gets to his feet and comes face to face with Moose. Moose and Leech start trading rights and lefts and then Moose head butts Leech backwards. Moose gives Leech a haymaker to the jaw and Leech falls back onto the trunk of the car. Moose then climbs onto the roof of the car while some nearby fans can be heard chanting his name. Moose pulls Leech onto the roof of the car, sets him up for and gives him a pile driver on the roof. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose wins the triple threat match!

Ricky Simms - Wow, what a helluva match.

Henry Lesher - This might be the only time I ever agree with you.

Backstage we see Ray Dees with Vigilante.

Ray Dees - Big, we never thought we would see you at a CWA event, even if it was a one shot deal.

Vigilante - Then that shows what you know, Ray, and it's the same you knew the last time we met.

Ray Dees - How do you feel about facing Q?

Vigilante - Look, it's no secret I never liked Q. He never liked me. That's just how it is.

Ray Dees - How nasty could your match get?

Vigilante - Look, that depends on Q. I am a changed man, Ray, a whole new Vig. I can play nice and shake hands. It's his call.

Ray Dees - He's not likely to shake your hand.

Vigilante - I'm not likely to care, Raymond.

Ray Dees - We didn't think so.

Vigilante - You're not as stupid as you look, Ray.

Ray Dees - Thanks.

Vigilante - Don't thank me. Look in the mirror first and decide whether that's a compliment or not.

Vigilante chuckles to himself as he then walks away and Ray scratches his head, somewhat dumbfounded.

Noah Skanes vs Anthony Hicks

"Just Like You" by Three Days Grace starts to play as Noah Skanes comes out with his CWA Warriors Title raised high above his head. He receives a loud ovation as he makes his way down the ramp. He stops at ringside and takes a look around at the crowd before stepping through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear ring announcer Kosmic Kitty announcing the entrance of Anthony Hicks. Tonight Anthony comes out without music or any fanfare whatsoever. He just marches down the ramp and looks into the ring and nods towards his opponent tonight.

Ricky Simms - Noah Skanes made a name for himself five years ago with a huge title win over Hicks. Tonight Hicks wants one last shot at revenge.

Henry Lesher - Hicks is a monster in these parts. Noah scored a lucky pin from what I hear.

Ricky Simms - I watched it, Doc. There was no luck involved.

Hicks steps up onto the apron and Noah backs off as his opponent then steps into the ring and the bell sounds to get the match underway. Hicks and Noah lock up. Noah backs Hicks into the corner and then the referee asks for a clean break. As Noah backs off, Hicks shoves him down to the mat and then gives him a knee drop to the forehead and then stands Noah up, whips him into the opposite corner and then gives him a fisherman's suplex from there before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah. Hicks then stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and Noah ducks a clothesline before then giving him a series of knife edge chops to the chest. Noah then head butts Hicks and then gives him a series of kicks to the chest while the crowd counts them off. Noah stops at fifteen kicks and then gives Hicks an impressive snap mare to the mat before applying a sleeper hold.

Ricky Simms - It's easy to forget, watching Insurgence every week, that this kid can wrestle and is strong as an ox.

Henry Lesher - This is where the luck comes in, but it won't last.

The referee checks for a submission from Hicks. Hicks is apparently fading and his arm drops once. It then drops a second time. It is raised the third time, but he manages to keep it raised and the match will continue. Hicks then starts giving Noah elbows to the ribs that weaken the hold and then gives him an elbow to the chin to break it altogether. Hicks then gives Noah a Samoan drop to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah. Hicks then stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and then goes for an unlikely dropkick that hits the mark and sends Noah down to the mat before Hicks again goes for the pin. 1...2... Noah kicks out.

Ricky Simms - Amazing agility shown by the big man Hicks.

Henry Lesher - Oh he'll win and take that Warriors title from Noah. You can mark my words on that.

Hicks stands Noah up and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. He then drops and rolls out of the ring to the floor himself. Hicks then gives Noah a series of double axe handle smashes across the back while the crowd starts a chant for Noah. Hicks stands Noah up and whips him towards the steel corner post. Instead, Noah climbs onto the ring steps, turns and catches Hicks with a dropkick to the chest from there. Noah then quickly gets to his feet and rolls himself into the ring. Hicks slowly gets to his feet and looks a little dazed as he then rolls himself into the ring as well. Noah gives Hicks a leg drop across the back of the neck and then pulls him to the middle of the ring where he goes for an STF, but he isn't able to lock the leg into it and Hicks starts pulling himself to his feet immediately. Noah releases the hold, whips Hicks off the ropes and Hicks clotheslines Noah to the mat and then gives him an elbow across the throat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah Skanes.

Ricky Simms - Close call there in a hotly contested match up.

Henry Lesher - Hicks is toying with him. The end is coming.

Hicks stands Noah up, whips him into the corner and gives him an atomic drop and then gives him a German suplex to the mat that can be heard from the rafters. He stands Noah up and gives him a second German suplex and then stands him up and delivers the third. Hicks then allows himself a smile towards the crowd and tells the camera this match is over. He grabs Noah around the throat and signals that he is going for the choke slam. He stands Noah up, picks him up and choke slams him to the mat and then coves him with one foot. 1...2... Noah rolls a shoulder out. Hicks then argues with the referee about the speed of his count and the referee shrugs. He holds up two fingers. Hicks shakes his head, spits on the mat and grabs Noah around the throat again. He picks Noah up and choke slams him again to the mat. This time, he goes for a proper pin and even hooks the leg. 1...2... Noah again rolls a shoulder out. Hicks cocks his fist as if he is going to hit the referee, but thinks better of it.

Ricky Simms - Hicks getting frustrated with what he perceives are slow counts. Noah Skanes, like his father, is known for taking incredible beatings and getting right back up.

Henry Lesher - So he's as stupid as his father then?

Hicks again shakes his head, stands Noah up and grabs him around the throat for a third time. Noah eye gouges Hicks twice to break that and then gives him a Rock Bottom to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Noah Skanes wins the match and the crowd explodes as he rolls himself out of the ring, completely out of breath and sweating profusely. He is on wobbly legs as he then makes his way towards the back, the fans chanting his name.

Ricky Simms - That is why that man is a champion.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, a lot of luck.

Ricky Simms - To hell with that. He is as tough as they get.

Backstage we see Q with Crystal Braun.

Crystal Braun - Q, tonight we will see you against Vigilante in a match we never thought we would ever see again.

Q - Your family lost GWO to me. Anyways, to answer your question, I am here to beat the living hell out of Vig, yes.

Crystal Braun - There was a lot made of backstage fights between you and Vigilante. Is it because you're both from Australia?

Q - Are you stupid because you're a woman?

Crystal Braun - Of course now.

Q - Then I won't stereotype you that way if you don't lump everyone from my country together.

Crystal Braun - Okay, on another note, is there anyone missing tonight that you wish was here?

Q - I miss no one. Reality is what matters, so accept it, Miss Braun.

Q walks off and Crystal doesn't have the courage to try and continue this segment.

Dizz vs Razorblade

"Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park starts to play as Dizz comes out to a very loud ovation from the crowd. He stands and soaks it in for a few moments before he then starts for the ring. He reaches ringside, then lifts the apron and pulls out his old CWA World Title from under the ring. He places it over his shoulder to another ovation as he steps up onto the apron and then steps into the ring. He then holds his old title belt high while the crowd chants his name.

Ricky Simms - No loss of popularity for Dizz, a multiple time world champion.

Henry Lesher - He had the drive at times, but he wasn't as good as Dante or Q.

As Dizz stands on the second rope and he poses with the title, his music fades and we hear "Again" by HIM and the crowd sets into another ovation for Razorblade as he makes his way out onto the CWA stage. He has a microphone in hand and shakes his head.

Razorblade - You know, this is really how you CWA people are. I came into GWO and couldn't understand the people worshipping a dead company. Now, here's Dizz with a dead title for a dead company and you people eat it up? Are you complete idiots? Dizz, you were jealous of me in GWO. You couldn't handle me being ahead of you, above you and simply better than you. Tonight I remind you and all these fans why Razorblade is the forgotten legend.

Razor then drops the microphone and rushes into the ring, the crowd now booing Razor. The two start brawling inside the ring as the bell sounds to get the action officially underway between these two. Razor backs Dizz into the corner, gives him a series of knife edge chops and then slams the back of his head into the corner buckle ten times while some fans count the shots. Razor then snap mares Dizz to the middle of the ring where he applies a grapevine submission before asking the crowd where their hero is now. The crowd starts another chant for Dizz, which leaves Razor smiling and shaking his head.

Ricky Simms - This is turning out nastier than I thought it would.

Henry Lesher - Razor is right. That's what makes fans madder than anything, wrestlers telling the whole truth.

Dizz fights his way to his feet and then starts powering his way out of the hold. He kicks Razor's legs and finally breaks free and then Dizz turns and gives Razor a series of rights and lefts to the head. Dizz then whips Razor off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat and then Dizz quickly goes to the ropes and lands a moonsault onto Razor before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Razorblade. Dizz then stands Razor up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other down to the mat. The referee then starts counting both men out while another chant for Dizz gets going.

Ricky Simms - Razor and Dizz really taking it out of each other tonight.

Henry Lesher - Considering there is nothing on the line in this event, the action has actually impressed me.

On the four count, Dizz kips up to his feet. On the five count, Razor does the same and then both men stand face to face. They start trading eye gouges and then Razor pulls the feet out from under Dizz and places him in a sharp shooter. The referee checks for a submission as Dizz reaches for the ropes. Dizz refuses to submit here and starts slamming his hand onto the mat to encourage the cheers of the crowd. Dizz then lunges for and manages to grab the bottom rope to force the break. Razor, however, refuses to release his hold on Dizz's ankle. The referee warns Razor about this and starts counting. Razor ignores the count and the referee is forces to call for the bell, disqualifying Razor. He pays no attention to the bell sounding, continuing to hold onto Dizz. We then see Moose rushing to the ring with a chair in hand. Razor releases Dizz when he sees Moose coming and he drops Moose with a super kick that catches Moose in the chin. Razor then applies a sharpshooter on Moose and holds him there.

Ricky Simms - Moose is in no shape to be out here to save Dizz after the hell he went through earlier tonight.

Henry Lesher - He needs to stay out of Razor's business.

We then see Leech rushing to the ring, his head bandaged from his match earlier tonight. He slides into the ring and starts trying to talk sense into Razor. Leech reaches for the chair while trying to talk sense into Razor and we see Dizz pulling himself to his feet with the aid of the ropes. Leech tells Razor this is his last chance to release Moose. Leech then rears back with the chair and slams it onto the head of Dizz, sending him right out of the ring. Leech then laughs maniacally towards the camera and says that The Masters of the Bait were always better than EOS.

Ricky Simms - What the hell did Dizz ever do to Leech?

Henry Lesher - I love Leech more than ever. I would bear his children.

Ricky Simms - I am going to throw up.

Security rushes into the ring to get Leech and Razor away from a very injured Moose and then we look backstage where Charley MacAdam is with former CWA jobber Barry the Bruiser.

Charley MacAdam - You're not a big fan of tonight's event from what I hear.

Barry the Bruiser - This is garbage, giving such great praise to a company that alienated the likes of Stevie James, Lethal Weapon, Simon, Twilight, the New Blood and other legends. This is the kind of show that reminds people why they watch WWE.

Charley MacAdam - That hardly seems fair when this company has made so many stars.

Barry the Bruiser - Made stars? No, it protects puppets like Rated R as it once did for Q, Vigilante and Moose. It was always the same winners. Great new stars could never hope to make it.

Charley MacAdam - That's not true.

Barry the Bruiser - Vixxen was a megastar, but CWA screwed her over. The Drunken Clown could have been the all time greatest star in the history of the game and he never made it to match one because Shannon Skanes' leadership was so bad!

Charley MacAdam - Have you been sipping anthrax? I mean, Drunken Clown?

Barry the Bruiser - All this company cared about was putting over veterans at the expense of new talent. Real talent lost every damned week and got nothing for their efforts.

Charley MacAdam - I remember you lost a lot.

Barry the Bruiser - Shut up, Chucky.

Charley takes his microphone and plants it between the eyes of Barry the Bruiser. He goes down faster than Britney Spears in a trailer park and is out cold from the microphone shot. He is the dragged away while Charley exits shaking his head and we head back to the ring.

Vigilante vs Q

"All Your Base Belong To Us" by Invasion of the Gabber Bots plays as Q makes his way towards the ring. He receives a loud ovation from the crowd as he is led by Shelia Lavin. Q stops at ringside and looks up at the CWA logo hanging above the ring. He appears to be somewhat in shock that he is here tonight like this. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Walk Over You" by AC/DC and Vigilante comes out to just as strong of a reaction from the crowd.

Ricky Simms - These two never liked each other. This should be violent.

Henry Lesher - I see Q squashing Vigilante. The man is not the man he was in GWO and that wasn't the man he was in CWA and the CWA Vig wasn't as good as Q either, so it's squash time.

Ricky Simms - I disagree with that entire statement, Doc.

Vigilante pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The bell sounds and he locks up with Q. Q quickly shoves Vig into the corner and then gives him a series of punches to the gut and then gives him a snap mare to the middle of the ring where he then places Vigilante into a grapevine submission. Vigilante gets to his feet and shows signs of reversing the hold, so Q releases him, knees him in the ribs and then gives Vigilante a German suplex to the mat before holding his shoulders down for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Q stands Vigilante up and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Q then drops and rolls out of the ring to the floor as well. He stands Vigilante up and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. He then picks Vigilante up over his shoulder and runs him towards the steel corner post, but Vigilante slides off and runs Q face first into the steel post instead. Vigilante then gives Q an inverted DDT to the floor before rolling himself in and back out, restarting the count.

Ricky Simms - As we suspected it might, this is turning ugly.

Henry Lesher - And you are ruining it by speaking.

Vigilante stands Q up, runs him head first into the steel ring steps and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep on the floor. Vigilante then stands Q up, slams his head into the ring steps five times and then rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring. Vigilante then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Q. Vigilante then stands Q up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Vigilante then stands Q up again, whips him into the corner buckle and then runs in for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Q side steps it. Q then grabs Vigilante by the hair and pulls him down to the mat where he applies a two handed choke. Shelia is seen applauding at ringside. Q releases his choke on Vigilante, stands him up and whips him off the ropes. He then shoulder blocks Vigilante down. Q gives Vigilante a knee drop to the forehead and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante.

Ricky Simms - We have seen some classic wrestling tonight.

Henry Lesher - We have. The only thing ruining it is your yapping.

Q stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat. Q then picks Vigilante up and body slams him to the mat and then appears set to deliver the Q Jumper. He stands Vigilante up, Vig kicks Q in the ribs and then delivers the Rock Bottom and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Vigilante snags the win, seemingly from out of nowhere tonight! He then rolls himself out of the ring and takes a clothesline from Shelia Lavin. She grabs a chair from the front row and folds it, then slams it across the face of Vigilante. The crowd boos and she tells them to shut up. We then see Cordelia Parizi race by with a still naked from the waist down Corina in close pursuit. Corina spears Cordelia to the floor, grabs her underwear from Cordelia's grasp and puts them on, allowing whoever controls the digital distortion to take a break. Corina then strolls up the ramp while Shelia looks on baffled by this turn of events. She then turns her attention back to Vigilante and drives a chair into his knee while security comes out to get her away from him.

Ricky Simms - Nice win for Vigilante, but a bizarre aftermath.

Henry Lesher - Why did I have to see that? No one wants to see that.

Ricky Simms - Judging by the blinding flash of cameras there, I would say you're wrong on that one.

Henry Lesher - Is she our answer to Naked Mideon?

Ricky Simms - I think everyone wants to forget that ever happened.

Henry Lesher - That's what she reminds me of.

Rated R/Dante vs Shannon Skanes/Myst

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays as Rated R and Dante come out. The two of them argue all the way down the ramp towards the ring. Rated R makes his way up the ring steps as Dante makes his way around the ring. Rated R steps through the ropes and Dante then takes his place in their corner, the two tag team partners not even looking at each other right now. Their music fades and we hear "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails and Shannon Skanes starts for the ring with Myst close behind him. The crowd gives them a resounding ovation, Shannon with a microphone in his hand. He addresses everyone from half way down the ramp.

Shannon Skanes - Tonight is a big night. See, this is the first CWA owned event. Well, I have some news for you people. Vesuvius and myself have agreed that splitting this  company in two would be a bad idea. Every month, this company will have its usual pay per views. Thing is, six a year will be AW and six a year will be... CWA! *crowd cheers* The CWA pay per views will be held in Canada only. AW pay per views will be held in the US and there will, of course, be the odd trip to other continents since this company is simply the biggest and best in the business. The events weekly will be split as well. Vesuvius and I will then, at the end of the year, figure out which of the two puts on shows that make more money. We'll take it from there. Now, my wife and I have two wrestlers to defeat.

Shannon and Myst slip into the ring and Dante steps out onto the apron. Myst and Shannon talk things over and agree that Shannon should start the match. Once Myst has stepped out onto the apron, the bell sounds and the action is underway between the two of them. Shannon locks up with Rated R, then backs him into the ropes. Shannon gives Rated R a knife edge chop to the chest. Shannon then hip tosses Rated R to the mat and applies a hammerlock on Rated R. Rated R gets to his feet and backs into the corner to force the break. Shannon releases Rated R and Rated R gives him an elbow to the jaw and then a snap mare to the mat.

Ricky Simms - Impressive back and forth action here.

Henry Lesher - I guess.

Rated R headlocks Shannon and heads to his corner and reaches out to tag Dante. Dante instead throws salt into the eyes of his partner and signals towards the back. The Nameless starts for the ring as Dante enters the ring and fights with Shannon Skanes and Myst, the referee calling for the bell. Dante clotheslines Shannon down, then does the same to Myst. The Nameless steps over the top rope into the ring and then we see Adam Lewis rushing in from the back. He slides into the ring and starts fighting with Dante while Nameless stands on the opposite side of the ring as if waiting instructions. Myst crawls away from the action and right to the feet of Nameless. Nameless looks down at Myst, then over at Dante and Adam Lewis who are brawling on the mat. Nameless makes his way away from Myst and over to them. Adam Lewis rolls Dante right out of the ring to the floor and then stands up quickly and addresses Nameless and appears to be telling him off for coming out on Dante's command.

Ricky Simms - The CWA Alpha champ ruins the Anarchy champion's match. I don't know why this surprises me at all.

Henry Lesher - I think it's a fitting end. I mean, every bloody match ends with crap in this company anyways. Clean finishes just don't happen.

Ricky Simms - Which is the fault in most cases of people you root for.

Henry Lesher - They see things the way they really are. They dictate to others how lousy they are. This company needs them to keep everyone else in check.

Nameless exits the ring on Adam Lewis' command, but he hesitates as he passes Dante. Dante has a few words for Adam and then Rated R clotheslines Dante to the floor and starts putting the boots to him and that brings the crowd to its feet. We then look backstage where Vesuvius is staring off into space when Cordelia Parizi enters the picture.

Vesuvius - You and that streaker Corina completely destroyed tonight, you know.

Cordelia Parizi - Whatever, this company doesn't recognize true talent.

Vesuvius - I would have taken offense to that comment six months ago. Now... I just don't know anymore.

Cordelia Parizi - Look at what's left now. Myst and Shannon win by DQ, the only way either of them ever get a win and now they are the main event.

Vesuvius - You make a good point.

Vesuvius then gets to his feet, leads Cordelia by the arm and they exit the locker room. We head back to the ring where things are settling down and Myst and Shannon are inside the ring.

Shannon Skanes vs Myst

The bell sounds and Shannon and Myst circle each other and then lock up. The crowd cheers as Shannon shoves Myst back into the ropes and the fight fans have anticipated for years finally comes to pass. Myst moves in and locks up with her husband again. Shannon gives Myst a fireman's carry into a side slam and then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope. He waits for her to stand, comes down as if to clothesline her and then loses his nerve and stands face to face with her.

Ricky Simms - A true gentleman could never hurt his wife.

Henry Lesher - Well, he did give her a fireman's carry, you know.

As the two of them stand there, Myst pokes Shannon in the chest and he goes down like a rock. She then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Myst with the win and the crowd has a mixed reaction to the result. Myst then takes the microphone from ring announcer Kosmic Kitty.

Myst - Let this serve as proof that my husband and I are not turning against one another. Last November, when Vesuvius sleazed his way into this business again, we told everyone that we would come back and take what was rightfully mine. The CWA is now back!

"Mine Teil" by Rammstein plays and Vesuvius comes out, flanked by Thibor Dragosani, Bullrush, Trinity Holmes, Bombshell, Gerard Angelo and Cordelia Parizi. He puts his arm around Cordelia and smiles.

Vesuvius - We're sick of hearing it, you know. You want to live in the past? Live in the past then. You're looking at the future right here! Get to know these faces because they are going to rule the AW and CWA titles whether you two lovebirds like it or not. All this event has done tonight is what Terror in the Aisles did two years ago, kill your legacy a little further.

He tosses the microphone down and "Mine Teil" plays again as the crowd boos.

Ricky Simms - What a bizarre night this has been! We had a little bit of everything and everyone in this thing! Tune in tomorrow for BiTCHSLAP and next week for another edition of Insurgence, this one the first with money going to the CWA!

Henry Lesher - If anyone watches after today and tomorrow are done. I mean, come on now. Ninety percent of the roster is total garbage and most of the real stars were here for one night only.

Ricky Simms - Always a kind word from the Doc here. *sighs* See you tomorrow everyone!

As we fade to black, we suddenly come back to full screen and stop the fade and we hear "The Memory Remains" by Metallica and we see Bruce Miller, Greg Anderson, Charles Grogan, Mike Wagner, Carl Simms, and Steve Lang all coming out from the back while Shannon Skanes and Myst rush out of the ring and head up the ramp. The crowd cheers as a brawl ensues and the Sensational Seven take a CWA stand against AW's Anarchy group. Quickly, we see things going the way of the CWA crowd. Anarchy members clear out and head out through various exits while the Sensational Seven stand united with Myst one last time, a group formed almost twenty years ago proving they can still fight when they have to.

Ricky Simms - Now THAT's more like it!

Henry Lesher - You're just giddy because your failure of a son is there with them.

Ricky Simms - Oh shut up.

"The Memory Remains" by Metallica plays again and we now fade to black, no more twists to be seen tonight.