[Promo - The Undeniable Words #2, 01/24/09]

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I'm gonna start off this second Undeniable Words with a question to none other than FuZz...

...wow, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Were you trying to embarrass yourself, Warstein, or were you legitimately trying to make a point? I desperately hope for your sake that it's the former, because I have to admit, I'm doing very little other than shaking my head in sheer disbelief. Y'know, I'd argue that if that little spat was coming from someone like Spice One or someone like that they might have had some room to make a poorly-thought-out tirade like that, but I have to say, you have absolutely no excuse for embarrassing yourself like that.

You're annoyed because I apparently have no place in this match. Well, obviously everybody else feels differently, because... well, here I am. And apparently it's all some kind of giant conspiracy about stealing the spotlight. Typical. I didn't even know I was in the voting until it was announced, FuZz. As for stealing the spotlight... uh, wouldn't a better way to do that be to come in, jump Ranma Saotome and tell him I'm taking his title?

Y'know, I kinda take issue with this whole 'stealing the spotlight' thing. As if you're somehow entitled to it. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, owns the spotlight. Nobody can claim it as theirs. Since the very start of professional wrestling, the rules have been laid out crystal clear- it's survival of the fittest. It's king of the hill. The spotlight is never, ever secure, and it usually falls to the most capable man. If you lose the spotlight for whatever reason, you were obviously incapable of defending it. This idea that somehow people are 'entitled' to a spotlight sounds an awful lot like communism. You're not a communist, are you FuZz?

The bottom line is, FuZzykins, I've come back here because I feel like coming here. Because people obviously want me back here. Even the World Champion, who'd have more of a case than anyone to get his knickers in a knot about my return, is happy to see me back. Who's unhappy? Chad? You? That's about it. So bite your lip, Shawn, and just get over it already. This is the exact goddamn mistake you made last time, you know. Whine all you want, I'm still here, and I'm still in that ring on Sunday, so take a shot of concrete and harden up, son.

What I did have to laugh at was that you seem to think I'll be 'showing my age'. You basically made references that insinuate I'm an old man now. I've got news for you, FuZz- you were in this federation long before I showed up, and I was twenty-three when I appeared here.  Whatever accusations of 'old' you throw at me reflect on yourself, as in terms of wrestling age and real age, we're quite similar. So if age is my weakness... well, then I guess they'll have to put up a ramp for both our zimmerframes. Let me spell it out, FuZz- 31. Thir-tee-one. The Universal Champion, Ranma Saotome, your friend, is older than me. Are you trying to say Saotome's too old to play this game? Because you cannot logically say that I, six years younger than Ranma, am too old without saying he is.

By and large, FuZz, all you've done in talking to me is shown yourself to be a hypocrite. You've been Universal and World champion before, and suddenly I'm the one bulldozing the younger talent? Need I remind you that four-odd years ago, you were doing the exact same thing you accused me of doing when you joined up with the Black Order? It sounds to me like you want to start a little closer to home, man, because quite frankly, your entire argument reeks of fail. I mean, seriously, Aussie jokes?

Yeah, that's right. Aussie jokes. I heard 'em, and you know something? I'm not gonna take that to heart at all, FuZz, because to tell you the honest truth... I've heard all that so many times that I barely even notice it any more. What exactly were you trying to prove with that little tirade about my nationality? That you've watched and waited for five years and the best you can do is recycle what every two-bit peon who I've nailed to the wall has spouted? I'll tell you something, FuZz- everybody who's been so unoriginal as to spout the shrimp on the barbie line hasn't stood a chance against me. Is that what you're doing, perhaps? Is this some egotistical way of surrendering or something?

I mean, really, if you wanted to get personal, you probably should have bagged out Heath Ledger or something- we're from the same city. But even that I would have dismissed. But then again, what should I expect- by and large you have a poorly thought out line of argument going into this thing. Let's just hope that doesn't reflect in your own wrestling ability, eh? Otherwise this'll be too easy.