The theme from "The Godfather" movie starts playing. The crowd starts booing as The Godfather Vinchenzo Savonorola walks out through the entrance tunnel wearing a long blackcoat covering a black pinstriped suit. He is followed by Lou and Tony who look at the crowd with disdain as Vincenzo stops and sneers at a fan who he seems to recognize. He tilts his head backwards and says something to Lou. Lou walks over to the fan and pulls him over the security wall.
James Maguire:- This match is a boxing match scheduled for six, three minute rounds. First coming down the aisle, from New York City, New York. He weighed in this morning at 225 pounds.... He is THE GODFAAAAAAAAATHEEEEER.... VINCHEEEEEEEEENZOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAVOONOOROLLLLLLAAAAA!
As James finishes, Tony and Lou have the fan by the arms. Vinchenzo shoots the guy a evil look before grabbing his cheeks and kissing him on the forehead. Tony and Lou drag the "filth" to the back whilst Vinchenzo continues to make his way to the ring. The Godfather climbs up to the apron and James Maguire sits on the middle rope whilst holding up the top rope. The Godfather climbs in and James Maguire takes off The Godfather's overcoat. James hands it down to one of the ringside workers as Vinchenzo rolls his sleeves up and takes off his gaudy rings. The music fades out as The theme from "Teletubbies" begins to play. The crowd go into hysterics as Moralis Candoom waddles out with his shoes untied, his shirt on backwards and a rope for a belt. The only person who isn't laughing is Vinchenzo, who looks down at Moralis with intense hatred.
James Maguire:- And his opponent.... from Playschool.... He weighed in this morning at 99 pounds with a soaking wet brick.... He is MORALISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CONNNNNNNNNNDOMMMMMM!
Moralis continues waddling to the ring where he slides in where James helps him up. Moralis wipes his nose with his shirt sleeve as Vinchenzo looks on with disgust.
John Jolson:- Here we go everybody. All we need now is the referee.
James Maguire:- And now for the special referee for this contest. He is... PAULY "THE PUUUUUUUSS" SAVONOROLA!
Pauly emerges from the corner and raises his hand acknowledging the fans. Vinchenzo looks at Paul with a look of feigned happiness.
John Jolson:- I don't think Vinchenzo appreciates Pauly being the referee..
Buddy Greye:- Would you like to be a small fat idiot standing in the middle of that ring. You have two of the qualities needed. You're short and you're an idiot.
John Jolson:- Well this match should be under way momentarily. Pauly has discussed the rules with both competitors and we are ready to get this started.
Pauly calls for the bell as The Godfather walks to the center of the ring. Moralis doesn't he admires the ring ropes mouthing "Their purdy". Vinchenzo nails Moralis with a sharp right hand to the jaw. Moralis falls to the canvas knocked out. Paul starts counting.
John Jolson:- This one is over. It barely lasted a minute.
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John Jolson: We are up to five and Moralis hasn't budged.
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Pauly calls for the bell.
James Maguire:- The winner of the bout. At 56 seconds..... THEE GOOOOOOOODFAAAAATHEEEEEEER!
John Jolson: What a waste of time.
Buddy Greye:- It wasn't a complete waste of time. I did win $1000 on this.
John Jolson:- Pfft. You suck.