.Begin.

::The scene opens in the stairwell where we left our four intrepid SWAT officers last time. They've just decided to go up the stairs and have begun to do so. They don't make it very far though. Because after two flights of stairs they run into the debris that the Kamikazes left behind to block their advancement upwards.::

Hollis - Shit. Now what?

::Griggs looks at the door to the floor they're on.::

Griggs - We go that way.

Torrijos - But they're out there.

Griggs - Pull yourself together man. We're SWAT not some beat cops. We'll go that way and get into the elevators and go as far up as we can that way.

Wu - Great... Torrijos don't shoot anything unless it's attacking you.

Torrijos - Shut up Wu.

Wu - No! You-

Griggs - Shut up both of you. Now let's go. Hollis you have point. Torrijos you have our six. Let's go.

::The four of them enter the floor they're on. It's a wreck. There's light tubes hanging out of their sockets and those are the only ones that are working. Most of the office doors are broken off their hinges or not there anymore. There are holes in the walls and trash is strewn all over the floor. The four SWAT officers slowly make their way forward into this mess left from the Kamikazes. They inch their way down the hall doing their best to not touch anything lest they anger any Kamikazes in the area that have been ignoring them thus far. They get about a quarter of the way in when they start hearing something.::

Kamikazes - Baklava... Baklava... Baklava... Baklava...

Torrijos - Shit they know we're here. Let's go back and try this on the second floor.

Griggs - Yeah I guess that's a good idea.

::They turn around and see a new pile of stuff in front of the door they just came through.::

Torrijos - How did... With out us noticing...

Griggs - Ok back to plan A. The elevator.

::They turn around again and start inching down the hall again. They see an occasional Kamikaze darting across the hall or from one room to another through a hole in the wall but other than that and the chanting nothing happens until they get three quarters through the hall. At this point the group hears a thud behind. They turn to look and see Torrijos on the ground a Kamikaze holding his ankles. The Kamikaze looks up at the group and smiles. He gets dragged, and so does Torrijos since the Kamikaze won't let go, into a room. The door slams shut. It's one of the only ones in the hall that are actually in tact. Griggs rushes to the door and starts pounding on it.::

Griggs - TORRIJOS!

::He tries to break the door down and Wu comes over to try as well. But it's surprisingly strong. They can't break it down. They stop as they've exhausted themselves on trying to break the door with no progress made. Once they stop they can hear Torrijos screaming.::

Torrijos - AHHH!!!! Come and get some! AHHGUGUG-

::His screams end in gurgling. Griggs and Wu slump against the door. Hollis is looking scared.::

Hollis - Come on let's go. It's too late for him but we can still make it. The elevator's right there. Let's just get out of here.

Wu - Our man just died you could at least be a little sad!

Griggs - No. She's right. Let's get out of here now and be sad after this whole mess. Let's go.

::Wu and Griggs pull themselves up off the floor and keep moving. They make it to the elevator and go in it. They hit the button for the top floor and stand there listening to the elevator music. The silence feels really awkward so Wu speaks up.::

Wu - You'd think they would have broken the elevator music too.

Hollis - Yeah...

Griggs - I kind of like it.

Wu - Who could like-

::Wu gets cut off as he's pulled up through the service hatch in the ceiling. The other two spin around just in time to see his kicking feet get pulled through.::

Hollis - WU!

Griggs - God damn it.

::They rush over to the hatch to see if they can still see him but it's pitch black and they can't see anything. Kamikaze, Wu, or any equipment on the elevator shaft walls. They back away from the hatch and fall against the walls of the elevator.::

Hollis - This isn't possible. How can one man become so many and take us out one by one so easily?

Griggs - Maybe this is the matrix or something I don't know. All I know is that we have to get out of here. That's the only answer for this whole messed up situation I have for you. We need to get out. I don't know how he does it. I don't know why he's doing it. I just know what we have to do. And that's get out of here.

Hollis - All right... Let's do it then.

::The elevator dings and the doors open. They're now on the top floor. They look down the hall and it looks like the last one they were in. Trash everywhere, doors and walls busted and broken, lights all but a lucky few no long working. At the end of the hall there's a door that says "Roof Access".::

Griggs - Let's go.

::Griggs takes point and they start moving down the hall. Hollis checks her six way more than usual to make sure that she doesn't get snagged without seeing it like Torrijos and Wu. When they reach the half way point of the hall she checks her six again and while her back is turned a Kamikaze jumps out of room landing on Griggs the force of the Kamikaze's weight and the speed he jumped at sends both him and Griggs into a room. When Hollis turns around she sees she's alone. She lets out a scream that's almost crying from pain. She then takes off like a bullet for the stairwell. As soon as she starts running the Kamikazes start up a chant again.::

Kamikazes - Baklava! Baklava! Baklava!

Hollis - I don't want a Baklava! Shut up about stupid pastries!

::Hollis busts into the stairwell and starts climbing up. She reaches the roof access panel and sees it's already unlocked. She opens it and runs onto the roof. However when she gets there she stops cold and looks around. She's surrounded by Kamikazes. She looks back at the roof access panel and it's shut. Knowing how the Kamikazes move to quickly and silently she has no doubt that it's locked as well. She walks forward and the crowd moves. It forms a circle around her and shuffles about to keep her in the circle. She stops after a minute when she sees the other members of her team standing there with the Kamikazes. But they look kind of dazed.::

Hollis - Guys?! Guys are you OK?

::She starts to move towards them but a Kamikaze cuts her off. She stops and looks at him. He's holding a boom box. He places it on the ground at her feet and presses play. A rap beat starts playing and all the Kamikazes in the circle start bouncing their heads to the beat. Torrijos, Griggs, and Wu join them. The Kamikaze that is in the middle of the circle with her starts rapping.::

Kamikaze - May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Kamikaze please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Kamikaze please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..


Y'all act like you never seen a crazy guy before
Jaws all on the floor like Sara, like Will just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were disowned, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Nirvana said... nothing you idiots!
Nirvana's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Psychiatrist women love Kamikaze
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Kamikaze, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around doing who-knows-what
Annoying God-knows-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
cause it's not cool to spill so much blood not on Pay Per View
"The booze is on your lips, The booze is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just get to drunk to fight
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a White Russian is
Of course they gonna know what alcohol is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the HBO Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but wrestlers.." Well, some of us hustlers
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a woman and another woman can't elope
[*OOOO!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

::At this point everyone in the circle starts dancing. All the Kamikazes and the SWAT members leaving Hollis dumb struck and scared standing in the center with the rapping Kamikaze.::


'Cause I'm Kamikaze, yes I'm the real Kami
All you other Kamikazes are just imitating
So won't the real Kamikaze please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


Sean Starr don't gotta be crazy in his RPs to entertain people;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Title?
Half of you wrestlers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Kami, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Lucretia Black?
Shit, Amy Jo Smyth better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Eric Badger and Shawn Walsh
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on ReLoaded
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's a little crazy, hee-hee!"
I should download Sabrina's audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Kamikaze VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little annoying stables, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who act like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; behave insanly like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your own heads
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
better than sixty percent of the wrestlers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these RPs like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the asylum flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
In every single person is a Kamikaze lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Kami please stand up?
And put three of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

::Once the rapping Kamikaze mentions three fingers on each hand everyone in the circle stops dancing and starts rocking back and forth to the music with their hands up. They have their pinky, pointer, and thumb fingers up making a "K" out of their hands.::


Ha ha
Guess there's a Kamikaze in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

::At that point the music ends and everyone stares that Hollis. She looks around the circle and sees everyone staring intently at her. Almost like they're waiting for her to do something. Unsure of what to do she starts clapping slowly. All the Kamikazes cheer and start dancing and jumping up and down proud that they have entertained her. Unfortunately though all of the Kamikazes have wrecked the building so much that it's structural integrity has been weakened. It was able to withstand the dancing during the song but now it's just too weak. The straw has broken the camel's back and the building is now collapsing. All the Kamikazes try to hold on to each other for dear life as they plummet down to the ground. Smoke billows and we lose sight of the Kamikazes and the SWAT officers. When the building has fully collapsed and the smoke begins to clear we see a Kamikaze stumble forward out of the remaining smoke. He coughs and pats himself down to try and get rid of the dust. He looks around and realizes he's out on the street at the base of the building.::

Kamikaze - I could really go for a Baklava.

::With that Kami walks away and leaves behind four SWAT officers groaning on top of the wreckage of the building. There are no other Kamikazes to be seen as the camera fades to black.::

.End.

It's not much, but I'll take it. Actually if you look at how some of the vets treat the rookies it's a hell of a lot. I asked for respect because I've been around the block a few times. Breeden gave me some. He said he's still going to treat me like a rookie cause he's been around so long just about everyone's a rookie comparatively... Ok. I guess I can live with that. Not, you know, an "Ok you're cool, you're not a rookie." But still. It's a lot better than a lot of people that have been around for years. They get in a match with people younger than them and they just won't listen to anything and just bash them for being rookies nonstop. So it's not the victory I was hoping for. But a small victory in this rookie not a rookie fight is still a huge victory for the one trying to prove that he's not a rookie.

Now that I've gotten an ounce of respect from Breeden it's time to earn the pound. I've managed to get him to give me the little bit I need to just bust open and blast past to where I know I can be. Breeden you said that I can hold my own in the upcoming match... even though you got my name wrong... But that's ok. Not everyone knows that it's Kamikaze. That's cool. Was a little confused though cause whenever you said half my name you'd get it right whether it was Kami or Kaze... you'd get it right then. But when you put the two halves together you seemed to have trouble. I don't know why. Maybe there's some dyslexia involved maybe not. I don't know. But you can just call me Kami if you like. Everyone does.

But back to what I was saying. You said I can hold my own. You also said that talent is priceless and that one of us has a check burning in out pocket. Now since you spent that entire time talking about Nirvana and myself. I'm not sure if you meant us or you and your partner. It's kind of vague I'm going to admit that right off the bat. But judging from context I'm going to say you were talking about me. So thank you for the check. I would like to cash it this Tuesday. Would that be all right? Thank you for saying that I have potential. I hope to prove that this Tuesday and every Tuesday after it. Not to mention the Pay-Per-Views. Now I would like to agree with you that I have potential and that I think I'm going to do great in singles. But you know what? It's not my place to say. Potential is something judged by others so I can't gauge my own. But you talk about tag partners and who chose the better one? I didn't choose Nirv. He chose me. I mean I'm completely down with it but it was more of a me going "Hmmm I'd like to be in this tourney." and then him going. "Hey Kami we've tagged before and gotten the titles let's do it again." "OK!" So yeah you have held tag titles before. So have I. But have you held them with your current partner? I have. Nirvana and I are a proven team. We know we work well together. We know when we're in the ring together it's all good. But I poise the question to you again. How much can you trust your partner. The one you've been battling for years and now looks like might be leaving you high and dry.

Now I know Nirv hasn't shown his face yet. But that's ok. Because like you said. I don't have a problem going into this match 2 vs 1 either. Honestly though. It looks like it might end up being a 1 on 1. Which I have no problem with. So far in this match we've only heard from the two most Hardcore participants. Which is fine by me. My first match back was supposed to be a Hardcore match. Some miscommunication happened and it ended up being a standard. But that's ok. It was still a match. Now you say Breeden equals hardcore. Which is cool. But as much as you've recognized me as a young wrestler with a lot of potential, for which I am grateful, but I don't think you realized who I am yet. I am "The Hardcore Samurai", "The Crazy One", "The Craziest SOB on the Planet". Now I'll admit I came up with "The Crazy One" I just liked how it sounded. But the other two? That came from people watching my matches seeing the crazy shit I do and being amazed.

But don't worry. Don't think that all this showboating is me putting my ego up on the chopping block. It ain't I'm not putting any ego anywhere. Why? I have it all set. I don't need to win to boost my ego. Just stepping into the ring and competing boosts it. I mean sure I do get a rush from winning name one person that doesn't. But I don't need it. I'm not claiming to be the greatest wrestler to ever step into the ring. Hell I know I'm not. I'm not that stupid. Am I claiming to be a good maybe even great competitor? Yeah. But the greatest? Hell no. The greatests never lose. The goods and the greats? Sure they do. Am I the greatest? Nope. Am I a good one? Definitely. Will I be one of the greats by the time I retire? I'd like to think so.

Oh and don't worry. I'm in this to win. I'm going to give it my all so that at the end of the match whether I win or you win. You'll want to shake my hand and say "Good Match". Would I love to win and go all the way and get the United Titles? Yes. I would love to. Would I be disappointed if I lose? A little. But you know why I do this job? For the fans. If to put on the best match we can this Tuesday I have to lose? So be it. As long as the fans get what they paid for. I mean if I can put on a great show AND win. I'll be completely pleased with this episode of ReLoaded.

But as long as we're talking about putting on a good show. Or getting good ratings in the mind of execs like you. I have to say this Barbed Wire Tornado Tag match is a good idea. I like it. But it feels like it's missing something. I mean Tornado Tag match good. They're unpredictable and no one sees what's coming next. Barbed wire instead of the ropes? Also good. Adds a little flavor to the match by making us try and stay either well away from the ring or well inside it. But here's the problem I have. The barbed wire only adds a little flavor. I want something bigger. I mean this match is already looking pretty sweet. But let's add a little more and bring it to a new level. Make it so that even by the time the show's half over there's a line around the stadium trying to get in. I've been looking over the list of matches RWA knows about and I'm thinking we should add the stipulation from the Deathmatch. I know it's already DQ. Plus it's tornado tag. So it's looking good. BUT let's add in the only rule in a Deathmatch that isn't already in this match is the 10 count. In a Deathmatch you have to pin someone and then they have to stay down for 10 more seconds. What do you think? I think the fans would love it. A Barbed Wire Tornado Tag Deathmatch. We would take the show by storm and screw whatever else is on TV at the same time. People are definitely going to tune in for that. What do you think?

I'm ready for it if you are. Hell I'm ready for anything at this point. This match is going to be talked about for years. And it's not even on a Pay-Per-View. So now I have to ask the question for everyone involved in this match. Are you guys ready to put on the show of a lifetime for our fans? I'm ready to push my body to the limit every time I step into that ring. It all depends on what I'm given to work with. So now the question is. How far are we going to push each other on Tuesday?