Samantha
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::The scene begins in Rob's Mansion. He's lounging about the kitchen making himself a nice cup of tea.
He hates coffee with what he tells interviewers is an "all-consuming passion". But hey when you're rich
you can make your own choices. He's wearing nothing but his boxers much to the glee of all his female
fans that are watching at the moment. He makes his tea and then leans forward on the counter to stare
out the window and think for a couple moments. While he's like that a beautiful, blonde woman walks in.
She's only wearing a black lycra lace up bustier with fuschia trim, a matching g-string, and black
stockings. She walks over to the hot water and pours herself some. She moves her mouth to the side in
a thinking mood. She sighs and grabs a tea bag and makes herself some tea anyway.::
Woman - You know we really need a coffee maker.
Rob - Why? I hate coffee.
Woman - Yeah but I like it.
Rob - So? We always go out before noon. They still serve coffee at starbucks you can grab some on the way.
Woman - Oh yeah that's smart. Let's just stop at a highly trafficed place and pick up some coffee with one
of the most famous actors on the silver screen in the car. I'm sure your fans would love to get into that car.
Rob - Like they'd know.
Woman - I don't want to take the risk Rob.
Rob - Ok. Ok. We'll get a coffee maker.
Woman - Thanks babe.
::She walks over to him and kisses him on the cheek. He smiles.::
Rob - Yeah yeah... So what's the plan for today Samantha?
Samantha - Well we have a DVD signing at Circuit city at 2.
Rob - Ugh... I just wanted to sleep in with you all day.
Samantha - I'm sure you would. But we have to keep your face in the public otherwise everyone's going to forget
all about you.
Rob - No one's going to forget me.
Samantha - Yeah. Just like Stephen Quinn. Remember him?
Rob - Who?
Samantha - Exactly.
Rob - No fair you can't make up people.
Samantha - I'm not making him up he was a comedy actor from England that made a dozen movies now no one knows
who he is.
Rob- Well yeah. He's from England and who says the movies he made were any good?
Samantha - He has enough money to live in a mansion and eat caviar every day for two lifetimes.
Rob - Ok so he made a lot of money. But eating caviar once let alone every day sounds a little more like hell
than heaven to me.
Samantha - That's just because you don't like seafood.
Rob - Details, details.
Samantha - Details are my life.
Rob - Well mine's looking pretty. Not worrying about details.
Samantha - I know that's why you have me as your publicist. Because I worry about your details.
Rob - Oh is that what you call what happened last night?
::We walks in front of her and leans down.::
Samantha - No that was all pleasure. No small details there.
Rob - Oh well that's good to hear.
::He leans in and kisses her.::
Samantha - I hate it when you do that.
Rob - Why?
Samantha - Because if Paparazzi got the pictures you'd upset so many women.
Rob - Well with SCW now everyone's going to know. Don't you think men and women were upset when
Britney Spears married what's his name? Or Christina Aguillera married that other guy?
Samantha - Well yeah... But...
Rob - But nothing. We're not married. That gives them plenty of time to day dream about me.
Samantha - Oh not sastified with what you've got?
Rob - I'm very satisfied. I'm happier now than I have ever been and things just keep getting better.
Samantha - Well I'm very glad to hear that.
Rob - Really?
Samantha - Yes.
Rob - How glad are you?
::Rob starts to lean in again. But Samantha sees a clock on the wall and places her finger on his
lips.::
Samantha - Whoa there cowboy.
Rob - What?
Samantha - You need to go get ready for the DVD signing.
Rob - Already?... damn.
Samantha - Yes already now go!
Rob - Alright alright.
::Rob starts to walk off to go get ready for the DVD signing. Samantha turns around and goes back
to her tea. Rob sees this takes a couple steps in leans forward and pinches Samantha's butt. She
gasps being startled by the pinch. Then Rob walks out of the room and down the hall before she
can turn around. She sees he's moved on and goes back to sipping her tea. She bends over the table
and takes a sip. She winces at the taste, shakes her head, then smiles. The scene fades to black as
she starts going over figures in her head.::
.End.
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Here I go. My first match in SCW. I can just feel the excitement in the air. Well I'm excited so I
guess you can feel the excitement in the air. I've done movies before but with movies if you screw
up it can cost you your life if you're in an action movie. Which I am but you know that with the
smaller stuff you can take it easier and just do redos. But this? Wrestling is live. You screw up
you're doomed. I mean people can screw up and be permanently injured. Paralyzed or worse. But I don't
plan on letting that happen to me. I plan on making a name for myself in this business and then
looking around and seeing what I think I should do. But that's not going to happen until I make it big.
That's my motto when I try things. Go Big or Go Home. So I'm going to go Big in SCW and then reassess
like I do for everything.
Yoshi Fukuyama. I guess I'll just start off right now and say that I haven't watched you wrestle in
SCW. That doesn't really mean anything. I know you're the reigning Hardcore Champ. So you have to be
good enough to get that. But compared to me I don't know how we stack up. I've seen footage of other
Japanese wrestlers and they're insane. If you're as good as them than I think all of us in this match
are in a lot of trouble. But that's like racial profiling. I don't know how good you are. I just know
that you're good enough to get the Hardcore title. Which means you're either good with weapons, a good
wrestler with out weapons, or both. Which would be a very scary thought for someone to face.
Venom. Wow. You're lucky to be in the company and you're just starting to try and go big. I don't know what
to say. I'm not going to be a dumb rookie in this sport even though I kind of am... I know enough to
know that you're a big man in this industry. I also know that you're not at the top of the game you had
way back when you were a World Champ. So I'd have to say you're a heavy contender going into this match.
But I don't know if you're going to walk out of this the winner. If this match works elimination style
then you're definitely going to make it to the last three. But after that my predictions are pretty much
pointless. I'm still new at this remember.
Emanuel D'jetou. I don't know what you want me to say. Only your name is on the roster so I can't find
any statistics about you. I haven't seen you wrestle or know your history so I can't talk about your
style or your accomplishments. You're a complete enigma going into this match. I'd be surprised if
anyone in it knew anything about you... Unless they've wrestled with you before. Then I guess they
would know you then. But I don't know if anyone's wrestled with you before so I don't know who to ask
for information about you. I'm definitely going to have to keep an eye on you because you're a
complete mystery.
Enriko Gates. Well you're slightly better than Emanuel. I at least know your statistics. I mean you're
6'2". Two inches shorter than me. You're 255 pounds. Fifteen pounds heavier than me. You're from England.
Right across the big pond from me. I don't really know what to say about your theme song cause I haven't
listened to Camron's stuff. Umm you're finisher isn't as flashy as mine but it's only really half about
flash. I mean you need flash to show off to the fans but you also need effectiveness to actually put
your opponent down. At least that's what I was taught. So you've got one half of that. I've got the both.
Funny world ain't it. My finisher's better than yours. WOO... ok I'm done being excited about that.
The Box. Ok now I'm back to people I know about. Kind of... You were in RWA. The company screwed you
over all the time. Until near the end of RWA when it was crashing down around you, you managed to rise
up. Was bad timing in the end but you were making your move eventually. So after RWA died out and you
went into obscurity now you're back. You're in SCW to make a name for yourself here... Or whatever
reason compelled you to join the company. But the point is you're here now. You're back in the fray.
Welcome back sir. I look forward to facing you. Simply because you're like the second or third most
established man in this match. So yeah... glad to face you.
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