--((Scene One: In the Airport))--

God I hate airplanes!

Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad!

The hell it wasn’t! Uncomfortable seats, the 500 pound Hawaiian next to me snoring away, having the feeling to piss the whole time, turbulence the whole way. I swear, if I would’ve gotten first class tickets, none of that would of happened!

At least they had a movie playing.

Like you was awake long enough to watch it! I swear, as soon as you put your seatbelt on and was in the air, you was out like a light!

I’m sorry. I always sleep when I’m traveling. Out of curiosity, what movie WAS they playing?

Daddy Day Camp.

Hmmm… I watched it when it was in theatres… I thought it was pretty good.

Ah good grief.

Just kidding, just kidding.

You better be, because I’ll be damned if I watch it with you!

That’s not nice!

Um… where’s our luggage?

Um… that’s a good question.

You know what? Forget it. We’ll buy new stuff after I win tonight.

So, you plan on wrestling in your street clothes?

Shit.

**TD hangs his head and turns around heading towards a help desk at the airport. The scene fades.**

--((Scene Two: In The Dressing Room))--

Ah… it feels great to be back into wrestling attire! Especially in my hometown of Viva Las Vegas!

Damn TD! You’re looking great tonight! Give ‘em hell in the ring!

Don’t worry Jess, I got this match in the bag!

**They share a passionate kiss. A second or so later, there’s a knock at the door. The camera shifts to the OUTSIDE of the locker room as we see Kyle Bacon standing there with a microphone.**

Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing outside of TD Alexander’s locker room. And hopefully, he’ll be here this time!

**Not knowing that the door behind him has opened, he said that last line resulting in the shit being scared out of him.**

Who the fuck do you think you are in saying that?!

HOLY SHNIPPY! WHERE’D YOU COME FROM?!

From my momma’s tummy twenty some odd years ago.

**Bacon shivers in fear as TD looks down onto him.**

What the hell’s wrong with you? More importantly, who the fuck are you? You must be a fan wanting an autograph. **To Jess.** I’m loved here in Vegas. Do you blame them really? I mean, I WAS the star linebacker at UNLV!

N-n-n-n-n-no s-s-s-s-i-ir. M-m-m-m-my name i-i-i-is-

Well spit it out son, I got a match to get ready for!

**Bacon takes a big gulp as he introduces himself.**

My name is Kyle Bacon, sir. I-I-I-I’m here to interview you.

Well ask away, I ain’t gonna kill ya… yet.

**Bacon’s eyes grow huge as he prepares to ask the questions.**

Well, Mr. Alexander…

Call me TD.

Ok. TD, people here in the VWF doesn’t REALLY know you really well. Would you mind explaining who you are? Kinda like an autobiography?

Well Kevin, my name is TD Alexander, my adopted hometown is right here in Las Vegas, Nevada, and I have been wrestling for the past four or so years. I was briefly in both World Championship Wrestling and TNA having minimum exposure both times, but was a Heavyweight contender in TNA. Yeah, go figure. Have been in numerous federations throughout the past few years and have been recently been in Hawaii working for Wrestling Aloha Revolution. Again, was in the Heavyweight Championship contention. Well, I actually was in the finals of the tournament. But who cares?! Technically, I WAS in the hunt!

And, um… that’s about it.

Well, that helps… somewhat. Um… tonight, you are facing Scotty Mac in your second match ever in the VWF… the first you actually showed for. What are your thoughts on that?

Let me say this, who the fuck is Scotty Mac? You know what? Who cares? Because no matter who I face, chances are, I’m going to walk away the winner. And do you know why Bacon? It’s because I’m awesome like that. To quote a fellow wrestler, I reek of awesomeness. Tell ‘em Jess! Tell ‘em how great I am.

Um… he’s super great?

**Bacon begins to speak as TD takes the mic from him.**

You heard it ladies and… Bacon! The woman said that I’m great. Hopefully she’s saying that about my wrestling skill too if you catch my drift! But anyway, Bacon, get the hell outta here! I have no time for scum like you!

B-b-b-b-but…!

No “buts!” I’m too great to be seen with the likes of you! Go on… git!

**TD puts his arm around Jess’ waist as they go back into the dressing room, slamming the door in Bacon’s face. Kyle stands there for a moment and looks as if he’s about to cry. The scene fades.**