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Total Nonstop Action… I would say that it’s great to be back, but that’ll be stretching it abit! **Heat from the crowd.** I received a phone call from none other then Jim Cornette asking me if I would be interested in coming back to TNA. Naturally, I said sure because I wanted to get the hell outta Mexico. A few days later, I get another call from Cornette, he tells me to get on the next flight out to Orlando, TNA is starting earlier then previously planned. I said sure. I got on the next flight out, landed in Orlando, and drove my rented Cadillac to Universal Studios THINKING that I’d have a spot on the inaugural iMPACT!, but much to my surprise, I wasn’t in the Main Event! I looked even further down the card, only to find the heart breaking truth… the Hot Commodity isn’t booked for tonight! **The crowd cheers because of the fact.**
Awww, you all miss me. You know you do! I know you all are asking yourselves, “Why? Why isn’t Mark Jindrak booked tonight?” Well, the reasoning that was told to me is because of the fact I ‘joined too late.’ What kind of bull crap excuse is that?! I am the Hot Commodity! I am Perfection Personified! Why the hell ain’t I booked for tonight?!
I’ll tell you why. It’s because James E. Cornette is scared. He’s afraid of what would happen if I was in the Main Event… me walking out of here tonight with the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Rather then one of his “boys” running away with it, it’d be me. **Some heat from the crowd.** Oh come on, it’s inevitable! I have ALL the makings of being World Heavyweight Champion! I’ve got the looks, I’ve got the brains, and you know I possess the God-given talent! **Boos.**
Oh come on. Who would you rather see holding the title, me or someone like Hulk Hogan? I swear, the man can’t even get off his couch without breaking one of his knees! What do you think he can do in the ring? Who would you rather see holding the title, me or someone like Jeff Jarrett? Jarrett, you have held a World title, what, eight times already? Don’t you think it’s about time for you to finally put someone over for once? Who would you rather see holding the World title, me or Shane Douglas? You remember the first time he won World Heavyweight gold? He threw it on the ground and urinated on the lineage! What makes you think he won’t do it again?! Who would you rather see as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, me or Christain Cage? Cage had his chance up North and he blew it! “Captian Charisma” my ass! A man that would often times throw one hellacious of a temper tantrum in the middle of the ring after a loss is in the running to be TNA’s World Heavyweight Champion? Where’s the justice in that? I, “joined too late.” What, did I miss the deadline by ten seconds?! I deserve a shot for that title WAY more then those four peons!
**A little pause as he paces back and forth a bit. All of this, of course, while the fans boo.**
Hell, not only did I get screwed out of a World title run up in Georgia, but by the looks of things, it’s all continuing down here in Florida. And to be quite honest with ya, I’m fed up with it! Cornette, I DEMAND a World title shot between now and Against All Odds! Don’t give me any of that bull crap about how I “joined too late,” or I have to “work myself up,” because if that was the case, you wouldn’t have been dishing out the titles on the inaugural show! Now Jimmy, I’ll give you a week to think about it. If I don’t hear anything from you between now and next week, I’m gonna sue your ass for all your worth!
**Jindrak drops the mic as “Tear Away” plays over the loudspeaker. The fans boo him as he exits the ring and heads up the tube. TNA goes to a commercial break.**
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