Since you did that, I guess I don’t have much of a choice, do I?
No. Corino-san, throughout the night, we have heard from you opponent, Yoshihiro Tajiri a couple of times tonight, and the only thing that we have heard from you is from EXODUS’ press conference from a week ago! Why haven’t we heard much from Steve Corino?
I don’t know. Could it be that I have spent this entire week getting my things together? Could it be that I have spent this entire time speaking with my lawyers? Could it be that I have spent this past week writing out my will?! Jesus Christ Yoshi! I’m due to die here in a few moments and you want to know WHY you all haven’t heard a single peep out of me tonight?! I’m fearing for my life at the moment dude! Excuse me if I value my life over talking to a bunch of kamikaze warriors!
But Corino-san, I’m confused. Why do you think that you are going to die tonight?
Did you forget who the hell I was going against later?! Mother fucker, you just mentioned it not ten seconds ago! I’m going against one of the craziest son of a bitches that has ever hit professional wrestling… WORLD WIDE. I can guarantee ya that he knows about ten different styles of martial arts, and with that knowledge, he knows which moves can kill me instantly. And with how crazy that mother is… I know that he has that in mind.
To kill you?
Way to FINALLY show up cupcake! He has the tools and he has the knowledge of how to kill a grown man… or even a full grown panda bear, you know, your country’s national animal… and you think he won’t kill me inside that ring later tonight?! I know dental floss is enough to blind ya, but DAMN DUDE! If I had a choice being face to face with a cougar and to wrestling against Tajiri… I’d the cougar any day of the week! Because you know what they say… lonely women make good lovers! HAHA!
I still don’t see Tajiri killing you later tonight.
Look Yoshi… the man is a determined fucker. He is bound determined to be the first ever EXODUS Heavyweight Champion… and to be frank with you Yoshi, so am I. Wherever I went, I held gold. I can stand here and honestly tell you that I have held over seventy championships in my career… a feat that’s pretty damn hard to beat. I am a pure legend in this industry and nothing is going to prevent me from reaching the goals that I have sought out to accomplish here in EXODUS. And unfortunately for me, Tajiri has the same mindset. Am I going to go out there and give it my all? You’re damn right I am! I’m not going to let a killer stand in the way of me and MY Heavyweight Championship! I’m going to push my fear of death aside and do whatever I have to do to advance in this Heavyweight title tournament. Hehe… I’m going to go out there and fight as if my life depends on it.
It does, doesn’t it?
I’m going to Jack slap ya if you don’t quit interrupting me!
Tajiri, I heard what you had to say earlier… you trying to give me a false sense of security, but little do you know that this Canadian has the ability to cut through the bullshit. You going around saying how respect me and crap like that… that’s a load of bull right there! You don’t RESPECT me… you’re JEALOUS of me. You’re jealous of all that I have accomplished. You’re jealous because I’m better known on a global stage than you are. Tajiri… you wish you where the King of Old School. But guess what? So does everyone else in the wrestling world. It isn’t my fault that when I have goal in mind, I pull out all of the stops and accomplish it! So don’t hate me… hate yourself. Never have I told you that you can’t do something… yet. Because Tajiri, the fact of the matter is this… tonight, you won’t be leaving this arena a happy camper, because come hell or high water, I’m advancing in this tournament. I’m going to go down to that ring and prove to you and everyone else in this hellhole of a country, that I am indeed doing this for the business. For you see, a company without Corino at the top isn’t much of a wrestling promotion… it’s more of a puppet show.
My attitude has stayed the same since day one Tajiri… to go out and conquer. And have I done just that? Fuck yeah, but there’s still more that I haven’t yet done. There are many titles in this world that hasn’t been around my waist yet… and the EXODUS Heavyweight Championship is one of them. What you fail to realize Tajiri is that once Steve Corino holds a Heavyweight Championship… the prestige of that title will never be the same. You see, every time a title has changed hands… the prestige level drops ever so slightly… but when yours truly wins the title… prestige goes straight through the roof! There is no other wrestler in this world alive that can say that!
You and I have one thing in common Tajiri… we both want this company to succeed, and we both know that in order for that to happen, the King of Old School needs to be at the helm! So do yourself a favor Tajiri… if you truthfully want EXODUS to thrive… be successful, then do the right thing… do the right thing.