L… is for the way you look at me! O… is for the only one I see! V… is very, very extraordinary! Something, something, something. Something, something, something. Love is all that I can give to you. Love is more than just a game for two. Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don’t break it. Love was made for me and you.
-|| He starts dancing around a little, if you really want to call it that, doing very poor renditions of the Charleston and the Twist. Leave it up to the white man to fuck up dance moves. He continues to do this childish act for a good moment or two. He stands up and grins at the mirror and posses. God damn I love me! By now, he looks into the mirror. There, he can make out a shadow of an individual. Who’s there?! He begins to fret and hides behind the mirror. ||-
Oh shit. If someone saw me do what I just did, my reputation as King will forever be tarnished. That is why no one is to know this evil deed in which I just performed.
…
Die trespasser!
-|| The sound of a woman’s voice is clearly heard. What the…? GOD DAMMIT! Out of fear and retaliation, TD throws his cane into the darkness in the direction where he thought he saw someone. With the loud screech and thump on the ground, it appears that King Alexander was right on target. He then surreptitiously walks against the wall with his back pressed hard up against it. He reaches out with his right and flips the light switch. He stands up with a smile across his lips and his back against the alleged trespasser. ||-
Take that you son of a… BWAHHHH!
-|| The sense of pride and achievement is wiped from his face as he realizes who he just knocked out with his cane made of gold. He rushes over towards the victim and he kneels down by her side. Oh my darling Evalina… what… what have I done?! He reaches down and gently grabs her back the back of her head and places it on his thigh. Whilst petting the brilliantly red hair of Evalina, he rocks back and forth and tears appear in his eyes. POW!... especially after that blow to the kisser. TD quickly gets to his feet and places his hand over his mouth. Evalina is slow to get up, dusting off her fabulous red dress once she gets to her feet. ||-
God dammit woman! What was that for?!
Don’t you know how to turn on a friggin’ light BEFORE throw shit at people in the dark?!
I was frightened. I thought you where someone that would forever tarnish my outstanding reputation as King of Awesomeness.
I’ll give you something to be frightened about!
Don’t worry my sweet, you already have. I think I swallowed a tooth.
It serves you right! You shouldn’t have never thrown that cane at me.
I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.
Intrigue me. How do you plan on making it up to me?
You know that fancy restaurant down the street you’ve been dying to eat at ever since we came to this land?
Montecelllo’s?
I was thinking more of Roy Rogers’, but okay. I’ll take you to Montecello’s after I receive my bonus for winning tonight.
What are you snickering about? You have doubts that the King of Awesomeness is not going to win tonight?
You are so clueless.
How so?
Do you know who you’re going against in your big debut?
Yeah, a fucking flower. All I gotta do is break its steam and I’m in the clear!
No honey. Not only is Dandelion a name of a flower, but it’s the name of your opponent.
… and?
It’s a something.
It’s a something? Can’t you be more elaborate than that?!
Not really. You gotta take a look at her yourself to see what I’m talking about.
Jesus Christ, you act like I’m going against a doll or something!
You’re serious?! Oh please tell me you’re kidding with me…. PLEASE… FOR THE SAKE OF AWESOMENESS… PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
I wish I was your majesty.
FUCK! Why must they make a mockery out of the King?! WHY?! I have done nothing but bust my ass to get to where I am today and everything I worked for in life… my reign as the King of Awesomeness gets… gets… shat on! Where did I go wrong? I have done nothing but good my entire life.
Maybe you shouldn’t have left those twenty times before.
-|| He shoots a cold stare at Evalina. ||-
It isn’t my fault that the Land of Awesomeness was calling me back!
Well, it’s you’re fault that you’re in the situation that you’re in! You’re the King for a reason your majesty… you’ll find the silver lining in this match-up and tear this doll all to shreds. Don’t fret any, you’ll come out on top.
Yeah, you’re right. I’m King for a reason! I mean, I’m the greatest person in the history of the world. I’m breathtaking… I’m grand… I’m remarkable… and most importantly… I am simply awesome. I have overcome many barricades in my career, and this one won’t be any different.
That’s the spirit!
This sucks. I’m going against the god damn Bride of Chucky! How the fuck…?! I dunno… I just… I don’t know.
-|| TD hangs and shakes his head as he walks out the door. Where are you going my love? He slowly turns his head over towards the woman in red and simply says… Another winter day has come and gone away… I wanna go home. He grabs the lapel of his robe and sweeps it in front of him as he leaves the room. ||-