Throughout time, there has been an ever lasting battle between good and evil. Ever since the outcast angel descended from Heaven to the pits of Hell, this battle has been raging, and tonight, it won’t be any different. For tonight, the prime example of good versus evil is being contested inside the squared-circle, as I, the King of Awesomeness, is going against Jonny Cedrone and the Masked Marvel in a so-called “Kingmaker” match.

-|| Cheers are heard from the crowd at the mentioning of the United States Champion, Jonny Cedrone. ||-

I knew I would hear that kind of response for that demon. Tell me something, how can you fickle minded people cheer for someone that hasn’t earned a damn thing throughout his career?! Jiminy Christmas peons! Look at his history in this federation alone! He BOUGHT the Intercontinental Championship… he gets the United States Championship HANDED to him on a silver platter… and he sucked and crawled and blew off to where he is today. NEVER in his career did “The Studd” ever deserve anything he got! How else can someone go from a nobody to fighting with the World Heavyweight Champion overnight? I knew that getting on your knees gets you closer to Heaven, but I never knew that it would give you a shot at the World Championship!

-|| The crowd is irate at the King as a smirk pierces the face of the Awesome Wonder. ||-

You know… I’ll have to admit… the Crucifiction from a couple of weeks ago has to be about the best damn show I have ever seen in my life! Not only did yours truly defeat that murderous voodoo devil doll, but the so-called United States Champion got his ass literally HANDED to him by someone in a mask! I’ll be honest with every single one of you; I would give my left nut if I could have switched places with the Masked Man… seriously. For you see, not only would I have the luxury of kicking Cedrone’s ass tonight, but I would have had the honor… the privilege of being the person to knock him into this week.

Jonny, knowing how stupid and blind you are of the obvious, I don’t like you; I DESPISE YOU! Since the very beginning Cedrone, I absolutely could not stand you. How we where ever partners is beyond me because looking back, that had to have been the worse mistake in my life… it set my career back five years being partnered with you. And do you know why? Because YOU got the credit for everything that I did! It was evident from the beginning that I was far more superior than you could ever wish of being, and yet, here we are some time later, and who has the fame… and who has the glory? The one who has never deserved it! You can call me jealous all you want Cedrone, because the fact of the matter is this; while you where on your knees pleasuring the Viking King behind closed doors, I busted my ass to get to where I am today. I am not the King of Awesomeness for nothing Jonny! And tonight, I’ll be damned if I allow you to take my namesake away from me! Wherever I have been, wherever I graced a federation with my presence, I put forth my best and my best got me this… my crown and robe… something that your tainted United States Championship can’t hold a candle to!

-|| The boos in the sold out arena grow louder as TD lounges back in his throne and crosses his right leg over his left knee. He places his folded hands in his lap as he continues to speak. ||-

Cedrone, you claim that at Crucifiction you were a victim of a vicious beat down? Haha… let me be the first one to tell you that what you experienced then is NOTHING compared to what’s waiting for you tonight. Because I can guarantee you this, you and that tard ass that thinks he’s a super hero is in for a Birthday Beating of a lifetime! I have worked too hard and too long to be beaten by a fake and a “super hero.” As I mentioned earlier Jonny, you have absolutely NO BUSINESS being in the position that you are in today and the Masked Marvel has no business being in this match-up! Marvel, let me ask you this, besides your mother falling down the steps in her eighth month of pregnancy that miraculously didn’t kill you but left you permanently brain dead, exactly WHAT have you done to be in this match-up? You don’t deserve to be breathing the same air that I breath, let alone be in the same match as I! “What have you done to be in this match?” EVERYTHING! I have done it all to be in tonight’s match, that is everything but pull a page out of the Jonny Cedrone playbook. I don’t do that kind of nasty behavior… it’s unholy and wrong.

-|| He uncrosses his legs and leans in towards the camera before continuing. ||-

First Peter, chapter three verse fourteen says… “But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled.” Cedrone… I do not fear you, and I will NOT suffer for what is right! Because as I said earlier, throughout time there has been a battle between good and evil and good always prevail. In case you have not yet noticed or are ignorant to this fact… you and Marvel are the portrayers of evil whereas I represent purity… I symbolize all that is right in the world. Jonny, the odds aren’t looking good for you tonight. If you ask me, you shouldn’t even bother up showing up. If anything, go down to the ring, lay your tainted Championship at my feet and walk away. You should not be in the same presence of your majesty, but tonight… I’ll let it slide, for you see I WANT you inside that ring. I want to see you break down; I want to see you bleed, I want to see you shed tears! Because tonight Jonny, there will be no REMORSE… no retaliation! I will not stop until you are incapacitated for the full ten count and beyond. I want you out of this match, out of this great organization, and out of MY LIFE!

-|| He pauses for a moment, just staring into the camera. ||-

Your King has spoken.

-|| He continually stares into the camera as the scene slowly fades to black. The Birthday Bash returns to normal programming. ||-