prologue
The scene opens as E! True Hollywood Story begins. A black screen turns on as the theme music starts. History of past shows flies by as the screen comes to a halt as "LANA KINNEAR" appears in white writing against a black screen. The show then starts up...
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Hollywood has been known to produce some of the greatest stars in the world, however on July 29th, the world was given a starr above all the rest. A woman known to many as the starr of the show, a headliner..a true female that defied all the odds..she is Lana Kinnear or better known to the public as Lana Starr. The beautiful cocky diva began her career posing for many sites, wether it be for fashion or adult entertainment, the diva never lost her eye as she worked hard each day and night to get to her goal..womens pro wrestling.
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It was clear from the very begining that Lana was destined to be in front of the camera. Her mother, Veronica Kinnear, had supported her as she grew up, constantly placing her in beauty pagents. Lana was known in the pagent world as The Star of the Show, which truly got to her head. Yet, in time Lana's world would take a tragic turn as she learned of her sisters disease. Candi Starr was born eight years after Lana. Her sister was diagnosited with diabetes type A, which normally could be very fatal. Lana's parents were constantly distracted by this, and Lana became very independent. In Lana's early twenties begain to model for an adult magazine. She admits to turning to substances to hide the fear of never being able to reach her potentional.
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Luckily, Lana Kinnear was noticed in a magazine by Women Of Wrestling owner, David McClaine. Lana was picked up and her career sky rocketed. Lana was hired and began to develop a persona. Using the Hollywood life she grew up on, she became "Lana Starr" a hollywood, born and bred, egotistical blonde bombshell, who knew no limits. She constantly cheated and began to rise to the top as one of the most loved characters. Her signature "lights out" consisted of her smashing a mirror to the face of her opponent. However, wow's life was short lived and she as well as many other divas were left jobless.
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Lana knew that she had tasted something she could never forget and began to train with Matt and Jeff Hardy. Working with them, she became stronger, faster and more knowledgeable. Months went by, and one day Lana got the call from Stephanie McMahon, WOW was reopening and she was invited to be part of the process. Along side her boyfriend Adam Copeland, wwe's edge, and her best friend Amy Dumas, known to WOW fans as Angelica, the two signed the dotted line and the story begins...
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The two friends were constantly supporting one another, and Angelica rose to the top quicker than anyone could suspect. Capturing the World title as well as the intercontinental title, Lana worked hard to become the first Cruserweight champion. Lana defeated Terri Runnels to start her run as the cruserweight champion. Slowly. Adam and Lana started to fight...Adam constantly getting in Lana's quest to the world championship. To add more problems to Lana Starr, her sister was killed in a hit and run. At the tender age of eightteen, Lana had to deal with the fact that someone had killed her sister. The fans watched as Lana Starr dealt as best she could..Leading up to Showdown, where Lana was forced to defend her title... Now, we take you to Showdown, were co champions Chae and Lana defended against Enchelon and Lollipop...
playback.
..... Lana is at her feet and Chae is starting to get to her feet. Lollipop quickly slides outside from the ring and grabs a ladder from ringside! The crowd goes nuts as she slides it into the ring. Lana and Chae are now in a collar and elbow tie up.. Lollipop slides into the ring as Echelon with her back to Lollipop, starts to get to her feet. She's on all fours now as Lollipop gets ready and hits a standing moonsault right on Echelon! Lollipop sets up the ladder in the tu rnbuckle as Lana hits a snap suplex on Chae. Lollipop then runs up from behind Lana and grabs a handful of her hair! Lana screams and Lollipop whips her into the ladder set up in the turnbuckle! Lollipop goes to run at Lana but gets stopped by Chae.. Chae says something into her ear and Lollipop grins as Chae gets on all fours near Lana, Lollipop charges at Lana, using Chae as step, hopping up onto her and leaps off of her crushing Lana into the ladder with a poetry in motion! Lollipop runs her mouth at Lana and when she turns around is met with a spinning heel kick from Chae! Chae goes for the cover... 1... 2... kick out! Chae is pissed that she should have ended the match and covers her again, this time pressing her forearm into Lollipop's neck... 1... 2... Lollipop STILL kicks out! Echelon is now to her feet. She grabs Chae and irish whips her into the ropes.. Chae comes back off the ropes, Echelon lifts her up going for a side slam but Chae reverses it into a head scissors take down! Chae then goes to attack Lana who is coming but Lana scoop slams her down tot he mat. When Lana turns to exit the ring, Lollipop who is surprisingly perched up on the top rope, leaps out and performs a picture perfect top rope hurricanrana! Lollipop goes for the cover.. 1... 2... Chae breaks up the count! Chae and Lollipop begin to argue and then Echelon slams both of their heads together! Echelon grabs the ladder and quickly sets it up in the middle of the ring..
Echelon makes her way up the ladder, but Lana puts a short end to that as she grabs Echelon trying to power bomb her off of the ladder! Echelon reaches for the belt high above the ring as she fights to get free... She then gives in but instead of getting power bombed, Echelon hits Lana with a hurricanrana pin.. 1.. 2... Lana kicks out! Both Chae and Lollipop then grab Echelon, they fight over who's going to suplex her! They both then decide to double power bomb her.. they set her up and lift her up! They walk towards the ropes and powerbomb her over the top rope to the outside! The fans go crazy as they both laugh. They high five each other and start stomping on Lana. Chae turns her back and taunts the crowd, just then she gets knocked to the ground by a dropkick to the back of the head by Lollipop! She slaps Chae in the face as she yells "Stupid bitch! I don't like you!!" Lollipop then makes her way up the ladder! Chae gets to her feet and sees this, she holds her head as she tries to cut Lollipop off before she gets the belt! Both divas are now at the top of the ladder slugging it out. And just then, Lana pushes the ladder over, Chae falls all the way to the outside and Lollipop ends up lucky by landing in the ring but only stumbling to the mat holding her leg! Lana gets pissed that Lollipop didn't fall to the outside and grabs her by the hair. Lana then takes her out with a dangerous spike DDT! She covers Lollipop, hooking the leg.. 1... Lana gets up as she looks at the top rope and grins. She sets Lollipop up for the next move then climbs to the top.. The star of the show leaps out and hits a shooting star press! Crushing the tiny Lollipop, she then hooks both of her legs.. 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING!!
Lana Star raises her hands in victory as she climbs the ladder, slowly but surely, rung by rung as she pulls her Cruiserweight title off of the bar. She smiles to herself as the fans completely cheer her on! Lana Star begins to shed a tear as she points to the sky in references to her sister Candi Star. Lana Star then hops off of the ladder and gets down on her knees, raising the title up in the air!
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As fans watched this touching moment, Lana Starr pointed in reference to her sister.However, Lana's title defence was not the shock of the night..that would come in the last five minutes. But we won't tell you what happened, we will show instead...
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Jazz and Lizzy Borden are now holding Jeff Hardy up as Lita reaches back and smacks Jeff Hardy right across the fucking face!!! The fans are booing loud as hell as Dawn Marie and Lita raise each other's hands up high in the ring!!! All six of the divas in the ring are raising their hands, all holding hands up high in the air. Paul Heyman is just standing there laughing evily... BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Lana Star is running down to the ring with a steel chair She rolls into the ring as this newly formed alliance, or whatever the hell it is, scatters! Lana Star rushes to Jeff Hardy's aid as the six divas and Paul Heyman make their way back up the ramp backwards, all talking shit to Lana Star, even her BEST FRIEND LITA!!!!
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Lana and Lita's friendship was now over and following her successful title defence Lana, with the help of Vince McMahon began a quest to help Lana catch the culprit. Eventually, the world was shocked to find out that Stacy Keibler was responsible for the death of Candi Starr. Stacy was the fired on the spot..however, not much is known of Stacy's whereabouts to this day.
Yet the problems between Lana and Lita were not over. Lita changed her name as she found her new attitude, changing to Angelica the two began quite possibly the greatest rivalry to ever exist between any divas. The ladies fought over Matt and Jeff Hardy as well as the World Championship. The ladies almost killed each other at destination as the two had the greatest match possible. However, the topped it at Fatal Attractions. The two met in a winner take all match, the winner to become Cruserweight Champion as well as World Champion. Lana Starr fell to Angelica...after over a hundred and fifty five day run as champion. Lana was placed into the history books as to this day she is the longest running champion to ever grace the halls of wow.
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The ladies of wow have always been entertaining.The passion and love they have for the buisness is seen night in and out as they put themselves on the line. We have loooked back tonight at some of the greatest women to enter the ring, Chyna of WWE, Amy Dumas of WWE/WOW and we just saw the career of Lana Starr, WOW. However, the history is not over. Announced last month, WOW is set to return mid-august under new management. Even though most of the roster is brand new to the WOW arenas there is word that Angelica, Desire and Francine of WOW have resigned. No word has been said on Lana Kinnears involvement..fans are hoping that...
scene 1 - bad news;
lana starr.
::clicking the remote off, as she scoffs towards the television:: Angelica..what a joke.
matt hardy.
What's your problem now? Oh the WOW Special? Yeah I saw it the other day..
lana starr.
I can't believe it's reopening..under Carmen Electra..of all people..
matt hardy.
Yeah, I can't believe you haven't signed yet..you know you loved that place..
lana starr.
I know Matt, I just can't grasp the thought of returning..
matt hardy.
Well you might as well, you have to make your decision tomorrow at the press conference..
lana starr.
Trust me Matt, I am aware of that. I can't stop thinking about it..I mean..I know I want to come back..but god, all those memories. I had some amazing ones..and some horrible ones. WOW ruined my friendship with Amy..But it got me the best husband anyone could ask for...
matt hardy.
laughing and sitting next to her, matt places a hand on her thigh Lana, you know what you want..just do it..
lana starr.
I know..I know..
matt hardy.
Besides, it wouldn't be WOW without the star of the show..
lana starr.
Ugh, laughing I think the star is dead...
matt hardy.
What do you mean?
lana starr.
The Headliner sounds so much better
matt hardy.
That it does Lana, that it does..
lana starr.
So would you be there with me..if I say yes?
matt hardy.
Of corse Lana, you know I wouldn't leave you..
lana starr.
You are really ready for that?
matt hardy.
Ready for what?
lana starr.
To see Amy again?
matt hardy.
Lana, I married you..you saved me from that train wreck. Besides, she is still with Jeff...I would have to see her sometime or another..
lana starr.
Yeah, christ..we haven't seen Jeff since the last time Amy went away..
matt hardy.
Trust me..I know..
lana starr.
Well, I am going to go lay down..I have a big decision to make..you coming?
matt hardy.
Yeah..just give me a minute..
lana starr.
Alright..take your time
[[ Lana gets to her feet, looking at her husband, she kisses the top of his head and smiles. She walks towards her room, walking towards the bed..she lays down..looking up at the ceiling fan which spins slowly...she begins to daze...]
lana starr.
Ha, women of wrestling..the place that made me what I am...my life..has been changed because of that company. My husband I met there..I lost my best friend there...and now look at everything I have..but look what I lost..my sister...I guess I need to go back..for her. I need to keep showing that I will fight for her..I made that promise so long ago..to win the world title in her honor. I never did..Angelica always had the upper hand..not this time..this time the world title is mine..I don't care which diva's I need to go through..I will be the one that wins that championship..
[[the scene fades as thoughts race throughtout lana's head. Eventually she dozzes off. Matt comes in and smiles at her as she has fallen asleep in her clothes. He moves her and lays next to her..as he too begins to fall asleep..]]
scene 1 - the decision;
[[the scene opens with Lana standing in front of a mirror in her locker room. She is looking at herself, as she appears before the millions of wow fans for the first time in two years. About an hour before her decision is made, Lana heads to the halls. Passing an office, she hears someone call her name, Miss Carmen walks out of the office, where the door was half open, wearing a tight blue dress that was quite low-cut, showing off her curves. She smiles, as she brushes a piece of hair behind her ear.]]
miss carmen.
Lana.. it's so great to see that you've showed up. I see you've considered my offer?
lana starr.
Yeah, I have considered it. I still have not made up my mind. chuckling to herself I can't begin to explain how weird it is to be back in these halls..
miss carmen.
But think of all the memories you have had in these halls.. She pauses to think for a moment Not that I can think of many, because I'm not that familiar with WOW's history, but I can guarantee you that I will work my hardest to make your stay as enjoyable as possible if you choose to return.
lana starr.
I appreciate that Miss Carmen, trust me I do. It's just..I had alot of ups in this business and a whole lot of downs. Yet, I still love the company and I know the fans would love for me to restring my boots...
miss carmen.
I know. She puts her hand on Lana's shoulder. By the way, I caught wind backstage about your sister. I'm truly sorry about your loss, and I know that it might be too late.. but I'm willing to help you find out what really happened.
lana starr.
Thanks..I appreciate the sympathy..and mark my words...if I do return..the search will continue. We know there was more to the story..and I will defend my sisters honor..and if I return..I will be the one to capture that world title...pausing momentarily Just hypothetically, I heard you were working on a card..If I was to return..what would my first match be?
miss carmen.
Well.. we are looking right now at Candice Michelle... versus.. Desire.. versus the headliner.. She gestures with her hand. Lana Star, in a triple threat choose your bitch match.
lana starr.
the main event?
miss carmen.
No.. but it is the match directly before the main event. She pauses. Oh and did I mention that the winner will qualify to be in the Undisputed Championship tournament? Miss Carmen's lips slowly fade into a smile.
lana starr.
Oh? The world title? Is that home wrecker Angelica in the tournement?
miss carmen.
Umm.. actually, Angelica isn't going to be booked this week. She will be making her return on the second episode of Fall Out.
lana starr.
Yes, but will she be apart of the tournament?
miss carmen.
In answer to your question, yes, everyone will have their fair shot.. I am going to be a fair owner of this company. And look out for the best interest of every WOW diva.
lana starr.
Well, in that case I have one request, and I will sign that paper right now...
miss carmen.
And what's that, Miss Starr?
lana starr.
That when it comes down to Angelica and I...which it will, I want to pick the match up..
miss carmen.
As long as it's something the fans will enjoy, then I can grant you that stipulation.
lana starr.
smiling Then I have only one last question for you..
miss carmen.
Smiling. I'm all ears.
lana starr.
Where do I sign, Miss Carmen...
[Both ladies smile at one another, Lana follows miss carmen into her office as the door slams shut behind them..moments pass and the door swings open again, a bright smile appears over the face of Lana as she heads towards the press conference. She hears her name being announced as she is just in time. Walking out she sees flashes go off in every direction. Her smile illuminates as bright as the bulbs as she takes her place behind the microphone. She slowly waits, as her thoughts race....]
lana starr.
First off, I want to thank you all for coming today. I know you have all had a long day listening to each and every diva's thoughts on the grand reopening of Women Of Wrestling, I hope you all can bare with me. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea what to think. I had yet to sign a contract and knew that I had to make my decision by this time..and yes, I have done just that. Before I reveal my decision, I want you all to understand just why I made the choice I did. the crowd sighs,assuming the worst Please, do not jump to any conclusions. I will explain everything right now..
lana starr.
Everything I know to be my life currently, has been because of this wonderful company. My success, my husband, my greatest achievements..my lowest points..all occured in front of you. Not only did I grow as an athlete, but I grew as a person and the debt I am in for that..is unexplainable. I owe everything I have to WOW..so because of that I have decided that I must return to WOW. loud cheers and more photographs go off at these words Thank you..I appreciate your enthusiasm. I am very excited to return to the ring, so much that I have recently found out my first match. Moments ago, I signed my contract to return to wow..as well as my first match up. I have been signed to the first ever..."choose your bitch match". Yes, a match in which the winner will pick one of her opponents to do her bidding for a month. My opponents, none other than Desire and Candice Michelle...smiles and laughs Yeah, I know..I was thinking the same thing..two women, who should be considered lucky to face me.
lana starr.
Now, I don't want to come off wrong, but what have either of these women proved to anyone. Candice Michelle...godaddy.com? Please, I don't want to sound hypocritical but not ALL cover girls can switch to wrestling. Candice...I need you to ask yourself one thing..do you honestly think you can handle yourself in the ring against me? Candice, trust me..I am not like those divas you fought in wwe..I am trained and I will be the one to destroy you. As far as Desire goes....who ever the fuck you are..please take a note and remember that you are nobody to us divas. You have to prove yourself like everyone out..and when your head smacks against the apron..please don't get discouraged..a curtain call is just in your future..that's all! And me..well you two I am A legend in WOW!I have been in countless ladder matches..cage matches..no holds bared.ladies I have done it all and still come out on top. I hold the record for the longest title reign...Now I don't want to sit here and be one of those ladies that run their mouths about what they HAVE done. So how about I tell both of you just what I will do? Candice..Desire..let me just promise you both that at fall out..I will be the one to advance. You see, I have always done exactly what I say and come Fall out, I will make sure you both take a curtain call! I truly wish you both the best..because in WOW we only take the best..I wish you both a long and healthy stay here in wow..just know that I will not let either of you walk away the winner. I will do all I can to take you out and make one of you...my bitch!
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Lana Starr's Wrestling History
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Roleplay Number - #045
Record: W/D/L - 018/00/002
Current Match - vs Desire vs Candice Michelle
Stipulation Choose Your Bitch Match
Defeated: - Tylene Buck(2x), Lizzy Borden, Lollipop(2x), Nidia, Jenna Jameson, Terri Micheals, Enchelon(2x), Stacy Kiebler(2x), Chae(3x), Trish Stratus, Christy Hemme, Rochelle Lowen
Theme Music: system of a down | "chop suey"
Accomplishments - First Ever Golden Thong Award Winner|First Ever Cruserweight Champion x Held for 155 days x|Match Of Week (February 8th - 15th, 2004)| Match Of Week (March 7th - 19th, 2004)| Roleplayer of the week (March 20th - April 9th, 2004 ) | Roleplayer of the week (April 11th - April 25th, 2004) | Face of the week (May 8th, - May 21st, 2004) | Face of Week (May 24th - June 22nd, 2004)| Winner of "Best Male as A Female" @ 6 month Awards | Match of The Week (April 2nd - April 11th, 2005) | Main Eventing The PPV Detonation | | Roleplayer Of The Week (April 12th - April 22nd, 2005) | Match Of The Week (April 12th - April 22nd, 2005) |
Layout Credit: Stuart
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