The Extreme Diva

The Beautiful Blonde x Kelly Kelly

Roleplay: The scene opens up backstage, minutes after GWF RAW has kicked off live. The camera cuts to show Todd Grisham standing in front of a GWF RAW backdrop, with a microphone in hand.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: I am standing next to the woman who will make her in-ring debut for the GWF tonight, Kelly Kelly.

The crowd cheers loudly as Kelly Kelly walks into focus.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: Thank you for joining me tonight.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: The pleasure is mine, Todd.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: What made you want to join the GWF?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: Well Todd, I was sick of people just thinking that I am a pretty face. I can wrestle, and I'm damn good at it. I wanted a chance to show that I'm the best, and what better place than the GWF?

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: You've been here before, why not wrestle then?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: I've had a couple spurts here and there over the past few years, but it was mostly managing John Cena, or Kenny Dykstra. During that time though, I was training my ass off and learning everything I could.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: Your ass looks fine to me.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: Excuse me?!?!?

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: You said you trained your ass off...

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: That's inappropriate Todd, and besides, we both know you don't swing that way.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: Hey now! Okay, I apologize. I shouldn't have said that to you. Can we get on with the interview?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: Sure.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: So, you've drawn a pretty tough opponent for your big debut match. Talk about facing Mickie James for a minute.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: I definitely respect her for what she can do in the ring, but if she thinks she can intimidate me by that whole "I'm a psycho act" then she is horribly mistaken. For one, I think she's clinically a dwarf. I don't mean that as a slam, I am saying I think based on her height; she is legally a dwarf. I've fought tougher chicks at the Florida bars back home. I'll give her credit though, she has a good shtick. She tricks a lot of people into believing she is really crazy. I don't buy it for a minute. It's all an act to get an edge on her opponents. However, like I said earlier, that will not work against me.

Just then, Randy Orton walks into focus. He pushes Todd Grisham out of the way and smirks as he looks Kelly Kelly up and down.

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: Kelly... Kelly... Kelly...

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: It's actually just Kelly Kelly.

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: I've got a little business proposition for you.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: ...and that is?

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: You see, I am trying to put together a group of the best young wrestlers in this business.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: You want me to join?

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: No, I want you to consider joining. I'm sure you saw earlier that I approached Cody Rhodes with the same offer.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: ...and he declined.

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: Declined? He said he would think about it. You see, it doesn't matter if you accept or decline; and it doesn't matter if Cody accepts or declines. This group will be great regardless. I will win the World Heavyweight Championship sooner rather than later, and whoever is with me; will also have gold quickly as well. You're either with me, or against me sweetheart.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: I don't need you to win the Women's Championship.

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: I didn't say you did, but it certainly would help your chances.

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: Just like Cody, I'll think about but; but I'm going to show you tonight when I kick Mickie James' ass all over that ring that I could do it by myself.

Randy Orton smirks.

"The Legend Killer" - Randy Orton: That's exactly the type of attitude that I'm looking for. I'd wish you good luck in your match, but like myself, you don't need luck.

Kelly Kelly and Randy Orton stare at each other, as Orton backs away slowly. Todd Grisham awkwardly walks back into the scene.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: What was that all about? Why is Randy always rude to me?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: I don't know.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: Are you actually going to consider Randy's offer?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: Are you serious? Randy Orton is a pig. I've been with guys like Randy before, and it isn't fun. There's no chance in hell that I would ever join him in anything.

"The Todd" - Todd Grisham: Do you have anything more you want to say about your opponent, Mickie James?

"The Extreme Exhibitionist" - Kelly Kelly: You know, I am going to be underestimated my entire career. I've already come to accept that. I don't want to sound conceited, but I am an attractive female wrestler with a female body. People are just going to look at me and think "Oh, she can't wrestle." Well, they're wrong. They're dead wrong. I am going to shock the world when I drop Mickie James with a K2 in the middle of the ring and pick up the victory. Then I will make my way up the Women's Division ladder and win that Women's Championship from whatever girl is holding the belt at the time. Move over Trish Stratus, there's a new blonde bombshell in this company.

Kelly Kelly smiles into the camera, as the scene slowly fades to a commercial break.