Yeah that’s right I discredit just about everything you’ve done and consider you a retard for even thinking that you deserve to be called a legend. For in order to be a legend you need to at least be great at what you do and you’re sub-par at best, because you can go out and win a million world titles for all I care, but until they are in a big time promotion, you don’t have anything that’s worth while. Being the LSCW Champion is nothing to be proud about, I’ve seen the roster and I’ve seen the champions … I mean you’re the world champion, John King is the TV champion and for that reason you still seem to think that that makes you better then me. Take a look at the brass there, that are considered the best and then look at where John King is on the ladder around here … he’s like the lower card damn near jobber but over in LSCW he’s kind of important, point being just because you’re a big deal in shoddy promotion doesn’t mean you have any chance in hell in a place like UX against an athlete the caliber of me. Your mind has been warped clearly from your times in little promotions that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. So before you start thinking that your hot shit and that it somehow entitles you to an instant victory over me and that the Uncensored Championship is going to be handed right to you. You better check yourself at the door you undeserved self hyped, self induced ego stroker, other wise I’m going to send you back to LSCW looking like a man who got owned around here worse then Tony Edison. For your sake after all these claims you have made, I hope to hell that the rest of the LSCW roster isn’t watching this match, because once they see how easily you get shown up by a true athlete such as myself. None of them will ever look at you the same, they will see you for what you really are, a man that plays lip service to himself, to make him seem more important than he really is.

I can’t stand those kind of people Chris, for I don’t see the point in lying to talk yourself up, only for your true colors to show the second you get into a match with a true great. That’s why for as cocky as my promos may sound to some, they are oh so much different then everyone else who tries to say similar things, I’m looking at you Chris, hell I’m looking at everyone in UX – you all think your great. The difference between how you do it is, when push comes to shove and it’s time for the big game, and the lights are on bright and it’s do or die time and you’ve been handed the ball you just can’t make the big match plays. You don’t have the ability to back up all the claims you have made, people like me though – we back up everything we say. When I say I’m the best and that this Uncensored Belt is nothing more then a consolation prize, until I get my shot at the Undisputed Title here I mean it … and it’s the truth. When I tell the world that I’m better than you and everyone else here in UX it’s the truth and I prove it each and every week that I go out there and steal the shows spotlight. So while I might sound cocky to some of you it’s like Kid Rock has said it ain’t be cocky if you back it up. Backing up my words is something I have always done and always will. You however make claims that you can’t back up, and in all honesty I think you know you can’t back them up but you just like the others here don’t care, because you think if you say what the fans want to hear then that will make it so. Sorry to burst your bubble but that’s not how shit works when you step up to a guy like me. Doing what you have done Chris will only get you one thing and it’s not a win, or the title. It’s a lesson that will forever stick in your mind… and that lesson is that compared to AJ Donavon you are a jobber, because that’s just the way it is.

So you can expect whatever you want from be man, for nothing you expect from me will happen. With me it will be the unexpected – because just when you think you’ve got me figured out I’ll change up the questions, when you figure I’m going to go left I’ll go right. You might be all confident in that because you have your striking and submission game which is all fine and dandy to a point. I mean if you want to stick all your eggs in just a couple little baskets that is, however I don’t find the need to say that I’m a certain type of wrestler and only be that, I’m not into grouping myself into just one style. If you’ve seen any of my stuff from the past you’ll realize that I’m a hybrid – I adapt my styles whenever I need to through an match at any given time, because I’m a thinking man’s wrestler, I know that I only need one small mistake from my opponent to get a win and make him regret it for the rest of his life – and I know exactly how to cause that mistake in everyone I face, now thanks to you and your overly boisterous comments I already have seen all the cards in your hand and I have the win locked firmly in my grasp already this whole match isn’t all that important to me anyway it’s just another match, another title defense and another victory for me, until I get a shot at the Undisputed title here in UX. You know a real World Title that’s worth something, not that piece of shit LSCW title that you carry. In fact I’d go as far to say that this Uncensored belt is more important in the world of wrestling then your LSCW belt is. Which is fitting because I’m much more important in the world of wrestling then you are Chris.

You may love competition you may want a huge war with me … but at the end of the match when my arm is raised in victory you will learn to be careful what you wish for because you might just get it.

Speaking of people who got it … seems like Matt Flora has been so badly verbally bitch slapped by me that he’s chosen to go into hiding for these last couple days. Which is a smart move Matt, because the last thing you want to do is give me a bigger incentive to completely kill any minor push you might have. That being said perhaps you should just save face and not even show up to this match at all. Nobody will be able to tell the difference anyway because nobody really knows who the hell you are anyway, we could just pull a bum in off the street and says he’s you and nobody would think twice about it. Especially because in the end you both have no ability, you have no chance of winning and you’ll be forgotten just as soon as the match is over. So why don’t you take it easy and do us all a favor and just let Patches take you spot I mean it would certainly make my job of trying to save a match and make it look credible much easier since it would only take one kick to lay him out. I’m serious Matt, the fewer people I have to carry the better… because my back is starting to give me problems … I went to the doctor to get it checked out and his diagnosis was “Stop carrying the entire fed on your back.”

That’s right Matt your just like everyone else here in UX, the only reason your matches with me even look credible is because I carry my opponents through them. If it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t even be getting that extra money for the important match on the card … if it wasn’t for me then all you jobbers would be making the bare minimum and to be honest that extra twenty five percent a week Fisher pays me to slow down a little and make it look like the matches are kind even, is the only reason any matches of mine lately have lasted more then five minutes. As I’ve said before Matt I could put on a five star match with a cardboard cut out. So you should be thanking me just for making people take notice of you for thirty seconds as your name is across from mine on the card. It’s all the fame you’ll ever have and it won’t last longer then five minutes but that’s not my problem, I might be getting a bonus to make matches look competitive but that’s as far as it goes, the second I start to try the match is over and your star gets snuffed out. I’ll never lose to jobbers like you, Chris and Kain and that’s just the way it is. It’s what us greats do, we will gladly make you feel like it’s a fair fight for a price … but after we have a little fun with you, we take you out swiftly and show you why your where you are in the rankings and why guys like me are on top of the glass ceiling. It’s because were many times better then you, want to know for sure look at your monthly pay and add about four zeros too that and you might be getting close to what they pay me.

That’s right greatness doesn’t come cheap but being average does … the three of you can tell that by you miniscule pay checks or you can show up to the ring Sunday and get that fact beaten into your heads as you get shown up by me and take a massive faceplant, the choice is yours but either way I’m telling the truth, that you can take to the bank.

On the note of things that have been taken it seems like Killah Kain might be missing his balls. Considering the fact that the time to our match is ticking ever closer and he hasn’t bothered to say a thing. I guess that’s because he took one look at me again and realized that the best thing for him to do was just take his ball and go home, because he didn’t want to suffer another Clast style beating. Personally I don’t blame him… if I was against me I’d turn tail and run also. I’m just glad that Kain has finally realized his place is simply down at the bottom of the ladder with nothing greater then the jobber belt. That’s Impact title for you slow witted people. Either way Kain, your not even worth my time because as it has been proven before by Reno and myself when you face the Clast you get beaten badly it’s bought time you learned that and just give it up to save yourself. After all no matter what you decide you won’t be getting this belt or a win so you might as well save yourself from the pain of getting beaten from pillar to post again and just accept your role and have your jobber status for the rest of your bleak career in this business. Just stand from a far and do what you always have, imagine yourself as a great star such as Reno Drake or Myself because I’ll tell you having a future that is so bright you have to wear shades totally rules.

Not that you or anyone in this match will ever experience that feeling… all you’ll experience is a loss on UX TV.