Match: vs. Lawrence Jarvis
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Event: Monday Night Violence
Date: November 4th, 2008
Belt: none.
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Ah, The New Black where three important things happened. It was the night where I made my return to the eWo, Though on the flip side the most important thing that happened was my bro Reno Drake won the eWo championship, so to him congratulations man, you deserve it. The New Black though also brought about something rather unfortunate for it was also the night where a man I thought I knew, aligned himself with Legend, Dylan Dunn and of course the man I face this week in Lawrence Jarvis, as the eWo version of the Dynasty.
Now as I’m sure most have noticed by now I left out the little fact that Jarvis won the AJ Epic Memorial Cup Tournament. I mean sure that was great of him wasn’t it. Wow Lawrence you finally did something that some might consider worthwhile, and I’m sure your little group of friends in the Dynasty will pat you on the back tell you how it just goes to show that the Dynasty is all powerful and feed your ego. So that the collective ego of the Dynasty can swell even more, hell they may even through up the diamond hand sign as a way to give you props. However Lawrence deep down all of that will simply be for show and an ego stroke and nothing more. After all sure you won the Tournament at The New Black, but lets be honest about it – the competition that had already qualified was slim and none. The mere fact you are now the number one contender to the eWo championship quite honestly sickens me. You get awarded with that for beating a bunch of has-beens well that’s fine really it is. Do me a favor hold that victory in the tournament close to your heart, treat it like it’s your family – no wait I remember stories Clark used to tell about you, treat it better than family. Hold onto the hope that because you have won for what all rights could have been a rigged tournament that you have now proved your still a somebody in the wrestling world.
Just like the tournament you ‘won’ that fact is complete bullshit you see Lawrence for a guy who continues to walk around here and claim to be one of the best you sure have been quick to align yourself with a guy that would just assume chop you into pieces with his Louis Vitton chainsaw, then really step aside and let someone else claim the belt that defines him. Hey I get it though Lawrence you’re a smart man you simply joined him because you knew you could never beat him. So you took the easy way out since you new other wise it was a lost cause. Just like had you been given any real competition in the tournament things would have been a whole lot different. Honestly man you seem so desperate for validation and thus far your big claim to fame is beating a bunch of nobodies in a tournament. Well that and losing to Trent Turner … oh yeah I’ll certainly be standing back in awe of the ‘Franchise’ haha Don’t make me laugh. Not a single person around here takes you seriously anymore Jarvis most of all me and why should I? I doubt your old cenial brain can remember but I have beaten you before back in the BwF, where if I’m not mistake you once again had a less than impressive comeback. You'd think by now you'd have learned your lesson but alas you won't learn until someone takes you out back and Ole Yeller's your ass. Luckly for you I'm Canadian which is basically the same as american but without the gun. Guess whatever's left of you I'll leave for Reno to put down at No Return.
You see Lawrence when it really comes down to it – you are simply a pawn in this game now, no longer are you the chessmaster and great player you once were. I’d go so far to say that not only are you out of the loop but you’d be lucky if you knew it were a game of chess. You probably have it dead set in your mind that the game is checkers, it’s time to flip the board over and get with the times. It’s sad to see really a man that was once a great in this sport reduced to winning some jobber filled tournament to look legit when he can’t even beat a guy like Trent Turner on an average day. You must be so proud of yourself – though if I were you I’d think about thanking Cody Clark who no doubt rigged the tournament to help out the Dynasty. Although why would he help you out and make sure you get the slot of Number One Contender and then make a match the following week against me? That is unless it’s as I suspect and you are simply a pawn the Dynasty needed for the time being and now that they have got what they needed from you they are simply tossing you to the wolves. See Cody isn’t stupid and he knows that I’m angry for being sidelined with an injury and I’m back now ready and willing to destroy anyone put in my path. So he sacrifices you – the only expendable part of the Dynasty. Not one of them seriously expects you to pull any weight or do anything worth while anymore so when I destroy you in that ring and make you look a pathetic old man whose time has come and gone it’s nothing they can’t simply shrug off. It’s just the facts Lawrence, lord knows ever since your return you have been a mid carder at best trying desperately to hold on to a shred of what you once were. Yet the only thing you are doing now in searching for this divine revelation that you still are a threat in this game is ruining the legacy that you have established. The time for you in the sun of the wrestling spotlight is over and it’s about time you realize it and change up the sun of the spotlight for the sun in Fort Lauderdale Florida, at the old folks retirement home because your time of being anything at all in this industry is over and done with.
You might not think that’s the case and hey that’s fine but when you wake up Tuesday feeling like the weight of the world is on you crushing you making it hard to breath making you question everything you’ve done recently. Ask yourself this where is the respect that you feel you deserve where did all the gloating over how great you are in this industry get you. The answer will be simple – it got you put right where you belong back at home laying on the couch watching the real talent around here take us from the glory days into a brighter more glorious future than you could ever imagine. Can you hold up to all that pressure, sure in the past I bet you could but now – no way. I don’t see you being able to live up to that level the Dynasty has painted for itself, after all Lawrence when you barely beat your way through a jobber filled tournament and you can’t seem to beat a guy like Trent Turner if your life depended on it, than how in the world are you going to take on someone like me? I know for a fact I make a Trent Turner look like a dime a dozen hack, which he quite honestly at best he is just north of anyway, but you can't even beat him and now you have to face someone of my caliber all while you're coming off a ‘big’ win at The New Black. No Pressure or anything but let me ask you this number one contender… being where you are right now just imagine what happens when I beat you, I’d be right back up in the top tier where I belong going for the eWo title. Now how fitting would it be for one of the cornerstones of the Dynasty in yourself to lose to someone like me, Who I know most of your team looks down upon. How classic will it be for you to take that walk of shame from the ring this Monday to the Dynasty locker room with your head held low for not getting the job done.
Face it Lawrence that’s all you have to look forward to well that and ultimately an ass kicking once again from Reno Drake. That is if you’re even able to pull yourself up from the couch after I get through with giving you the beating of your life. For the way I see it the time of either putting up or shutting up is upon you. So if I were you I’d keep those words soft and sweet since you’ll be eating them later that much I assure you and Monday after I get done putting you in your place everyone will see once and for all that your time has come and gone and what’s left of your legacy will be destroyed when you take one massive faceplant. So do me a favor hold up that Diamond with your hands while you can, for after this week your greatness that you feel you still posses will be exposed for the sham that it is. This false reality will shatter after all even glass can be cut to look like a diamond but under pressure the fake will always shatter and when the ‘diamond’ you feel you are does shatter, I’ll take a piece of it and cut you out of the eWo title equation once and for all, just for shits and giggles. Do me a solid though when that happens, so I don’t have to say I told you so. I just want you to look into the pieces of the shattered faux-diamond that you have become and you will see the truth and future of this business – for in those broken pieces of your career and dreams you finally see what a true diamond looks like, as you will see my reflection standing looking down on you with a smirk on my face.
So just do everyone a favor and leave while you still can, or at least wrestle people at level more suited to you like a Trent Turner... Oh Wait... that wouldn't work either... god do you even remember how to win? I didn't think so, the only thing you seem good at now is being flat on your back - like father like daughter in that regard huh? (yeah Cody talks alot when he's drunk on the road) Guess that's where she learned it... sorry I should stay focused... so seriously though:
Real Diamonds are forever and timeless but unfortunatly for you, you're not either of those.
Endo.