As the crowd began settling down in their seats and getting ready for a show, the big screen lit up suddenly and silently. It showed images of the World Trade Centers in New York City. They stood proud and majestic when suddenly and almost like a subliminal message the "Uncensored Content" logo flashed and the countdown began. In the background, everytime a number flashed intermittently counting down to zero, a commercial jet approached the North Tower, WTC1. As the countdown reached zero, no pyros exploded, no music hit...the jet slammed into the northeast face of the tower, creating an impact hole that extended from the 92nd to 98th floors. Upon impact, fireballs and smoke emerged from the building. The impact rocked the tower, causing a horizontal deflection of perhaps 10 feet on the upper floors, according to reports of some occupants. Flight 11 was carrying an estimated 10,000 gallons of fuel at the time of impact. The screen immediately filled with orange fireballs and torrents of smoke possibly obscuring fireballs emerging from the punctured north wall and the east wall. The centered impact had embedded most of the plane in the tower's stout core, and fireballs fed by office air with atomized jet fuel spilled out of the punctured north wall and adjacent east wall.
Suddenly these images are gone, replaced with images of the aftermath. Streets filled with burning debris. Crying screaming and wailing incessantly by everyone seen.
Chloe DeVille: There are companies in this business that make light of this and treat it as if it were a joke trying to prove that they are UNCENSORED!
Suddenly the other tower is hit. Then seconds later the Pentagon bursts into planes as another plane on another suicide mission is used as a missile.
Chloe DeVille: They force their "freedom of speech" down our throats, never once realizing that their freedoms end where our freedom to enjoy decent entertainment begins!
And then United flight 93 is shown. This flight was intended for The White House. The plane crashed into a reclaimed coal-mining area near Stonycreek Township, Somerset County, Pennsylvania and Shanksville, Somerset County, Pennsylvania at 10:03 AM. As the aftermath of the crash is shown with rescue workers arriving, finally the silence is broken by audio from a live cell phone call made seconds before the passengers of the plane overtook the dirty scumbag highjackers.
Todd Beamer R.I.P.: LET'S ROLL!!!
Then the audio which was partially clear was all scrambled. You could hear frantic Arabic and what sounded like the plane's beverage cart slamming into the cockpit door. The sounds of the cart battering the door over and over again until finally....finally the sounds of the English language replaced Arabic in the cockpit! Then screaming and cursing in Arabic...then nothing. And the screen fell to black.
Chloe DeVille: UNCENSORED...WE ARE THE UNDENIABLY THE FLIGHT 93 OF WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT! WE DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT!! AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE...
Again the sounds of the beverage cart being used to break down the door of the cockpit on United flight 93 on September 11th 2001 was heard again.
Chloe Deville: YOU WILL HEAR OUR...BATTLE CRY!
Still no music is heard, no pyros. No highlight reel. Simply images of a bright sunny day in New York City is seen. The World Trade Centers stand tall and proud as Uncensored gives a ten bell salute, followed by a moment of silence.
Diablo: What's up motherfuckers?
Maverick: You found us! And I mean in a shithole. If I owned Hell and the Superdome, I'd live in Hell and rent this place out.
Diablo: So what're you saying...that it's ...worse than Hell?
Before maverick could reply, the match bell sounded three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe: Our first match of the
night is the UWE original... “Now
Bend Over” match, already in the ring, Brutality!
The camera focuses on the ring, the crowd is silent as no response is
given. In the gorilla position, "Just Plain" jack Jennings pipes in the
sound of crickets over the speakers.
Arena falls dark and "I Gotta
Stay High" By Three Six Mafia kicks in on the sound system as the arena
lights turn to a shade of green light. Smoke pours out from the back
onto the stage and down the rampway as Corey Ramirez steps out from the
back, highlights from his career begin on the screen. He has a red hat
on turned to the side, he's shirtless with a pair of faded blue shorts
sagging, and tan Lugz on his feet.
Chloe: And making his Uncensored return, from Riverside California, he
weighed in at 190lbs, he is The So Cal Junkie… Corey Ramirez!
As he walks down the ramp his hands are extended tagging fans hands. He
walks around the ring to the fan barricade and climbs on it tagging the
fans hands. he takes off his hat and tosses it to the fans. He hops down
from the barricade and slides into the ring. He runs and not missing a
beat climbs onto the top turnbuckle and stands for a moment staring out
at the crowd, he smiles on beats his hand against his chest. He than
hops down and leans his back on the ropes and secures himself with his
arms and bounces back stretching out a bit, afterwards he walks over to
the corner and crouches down awaiting his opponent, the lights return to
normal as MJG finishes up the last verse of the song.
Diablo: The So Cal Junkie is back, and these fans are rabid for this
guy!
Maverick: Yea, just listen to those chants!
As the bell rang 3 times, the crowd chants of “Welcome back!” changed to
“Corey’s gonna kill ya!” aimed at Brutality, Ramirez charged at
Brutality and dropkicked him into the corner, nipped back up to his feet
and started punching away at Brutality’s face. Within seconds, blood
flowed from Brutality’s jaw as Corey stepped back and hit a wheel kick
as a loud crack was heard from the impact.
Maverick: You gotta be shittin me! Brutality has the honor of being the
first guy to bleed AND break a bone today!
Diablo: And we ain’t having fun till someone dials 9-1-1!
Corey dropped out of the ring and pulled out a table, quickly setting it
up on the outside, then grabbed the bloodied and bleeding Brutality and
laid him on the table face up, then ascended to the top rope screaming
“chairs!” as immediately, chairs began flying from the crowd, almost all
of them hitting Brutality as he lay on the table, a few of them resting
over his prone form as Ramirez leaped crashing down on Brutality with a
top rope leg drop through the table to the concrete floor. Chants of
“Holy shit!” chanted as Brutality’s ribcage had cracked, bone protruding
through his flesh as Corey slid back into the ring. Lowrider started a
slow count out. 1.…2.…3.…
Maverick: For fuck's sake… GET ON WITH IT!
Lowrider shrugged and counted quickly as though he’d heard Maverick,
getting to 10 in 4 second as the bell rang. Ramirez was out of the ring
in less than a second, leaping into the crowd as they picked him up and
crowd surfed him around, before putting him down as Corey made his way
through the fans, slapping hands and celebrating his big return win.
Chloe: The winner of this match… Corey… Ramirez!
As Ramirez celebrated, the ring crew picked up Brutality and dragged him
towards the exit.
The camera cuts backstage to
Amy Stevenson. She is sitting on a bench with her fiancé Blake. The
expression on her face tells a tale of a ton of feelings. Fear, passion,
excitement. She focuses on the floor, dressed in her ring attire. Blake
runs his hand up and down her back, trying to make her ease up a bit.
Blake: It's going to be easy, Amy. You've got the abilities to win over
anyone.
Amy: Maybe... But, I still don't trust Brandon to give a straight match.
Blake: Dave's going out there with you. Isn't that enough?
Amy: I don't know. Even he can be distracted.
Blake: You know how he feels about you, Amy. He'd never let anyone break
your rules.
Amy stands up, and walks a couple of steps, looking at the ceiling.
Amy: I know, Blake. I'm just wondering whether I'm doing the right thing
or not. Is it right to bring out Dave as an equalizer?
Blake: Damn straight it is. I'm very proud of you, since you are doing
this to get a straight match. The rules say that using a weapon is
legal, so what can you do?
Amy: Yeah... That's true.
She walks over to a door, and bangs on it.
Amy: Dave! Time to go.
She turns to Blake, and smiles
Amy: See you after. Wish me luck.
Blake: Good luck, Amy.
The scene cuts back to ringside and focuses in on the lovely Chloe Deville.
Chloe DeVille: This next match is an AMBULANCE MATCH!
"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers and the spotlights hit Seraphis who is making his way down through the crowd to the ring.
Chloe DeVille: Introducing first, fighting out of New Jersey, Seraphis!
The crowd cheers him and pats him on the back on the way to the ring, when finally the lights fall and "The hand that feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers.
Chloe Deville: And his opponent, from Anchorage, Alaska...KYRA CARDELLI!!
She makes her way out from the back with the crowd booing her loudly. They both get to the ring about the same time. They move in for a collar and elbow, but Kyra kicks him just above the knee cap, and nails a double thrust shot to the throat.
Diablo: Starting off quickly, she's taking the fight right to him.
Maverick: With Seraphis bent over she's going right up top.
She leaps nailing a top rope bulldog driving his face down into the mat. She goes to pull him up by his hair with no pinfalls to count here but as she does, he catches her with a hard T-Bone Suplex. They both moved quickly to their feet where Seraphis nailed a hard clothesline shot that sent them both over the top rope! They landed hard, with Seraphis up first, as Kyra stood, he went for the oblivion, but she pushed him shoulder first into the ring post and leaped nailing him with a flying headscissors takedown, slamming his head into the steel steps at ringside.
Maverick: She's going for a weapon under the ring...
Diablo: She has a folding shovel!
Kyra slams the weapon down onto his head over and over, almost beating him towards the ambulance. When he was all set, she dropped the weapon and nailed a hurricanrana!
Diablo: CASH IN!
Maverick: SERAPHIS LANDED IN THE AMBULANCE!
She climbed out and slammed the door shut.
Chloe DeVille: And your winner...KYRA CARDELLI!
Trinity Holmes is seen walking
backstage with Samara, a piece of paper in her hands and a cocky smile
on her face, she turns the corner on one of the corridors and runs right
into UWE’s own Harley Abate, a microphone in her hands, ready to get any
last minute words from any of the UWE Superstars.
Harley: Trinity, I am glad I ran into you, there were a few things I
wanted to ask you, are those the famous restraining orders you had put
out against Kirsta Lewis?
Trinity’s smile got wider and she started laughing, Samara sharing in
with the apparent joke that Harley knew nothing about.
Harley: I don’t get it, what are you laughing about?
Trinity: I am laughing at Kirsta herself actually.
Harley: Why are you laughing at Kirsta, because she can’t come within
fifty feet of you?
Trinity: No, because the dumb bitch fell for it. You know for all her
talk about knowing her opponent and her having my ticket, she knew she
could kick my ass.
Samara: Don’t forget she said she had come against your type before…
Trinity: Exactly, she was so very prepared for me yet she never saw this
one coming.
Trinity took the paper work and tore it in half causing Harley’s eyes to
open wide with shock.
Harley: You mean the restraining order isn’t real?!
Trinity: Of course it isn’t real, it never was, little miss know it all
thinks that the only way I know how to win is to use weapons, she sure
doesn’t know a lot about me, I am also the queen of fucking mind games!
She called me a dumb blonde, she called me every name she could think of
following in the footsteps of Ridge, James, Seraphis and all the rest
and now she will fall like they will. You see there are all kinds of
weapons at my disposal, step on my toes and I will make your mind bleed
like apparently I made hers just hurt. I couldn’t have planned her
response any better if I tried, she was speechless, she had nothing she
could say, but if she had have known me like she kept claiming that she
did she would have known these papers had no more weight to them than
apparently her brain does. She thought she could change my title back,
she was so sure she could defeat me, she is nothing compared to me and
never will be, I will show her this when I put her in each and everyone
of those coffins tonight!
Both Trinity and Samara start to laugh once again and walk away leaving
Harley there speechless.
The arena lights fade to
black, Chimaira's "Cleansation" blasting from the speaker system, the
crowd quickly letting their disgust and hatred well known. JXD walks out
from the doorway His arm around his fiancé Alexandrea, with Black Rose
flanking them.
Chloe DeVille: The following match is scheduled for one fall, it’s a
“Fan’s Bring the Weapons” Match, introducing first, coming to you all
from Derby, England being accompanied by Alexandrea and Black Rose, “The
Nightmare” JXD!
JXD breaks his grip, walking down to the ring with a determined look on
his face, leaping up onto the apron and straight onto the top rope,
spinning in mid air before backflipping into the ring. JXD looks over
the crowd as they boo him violently, taking no notice as he removes his
shirt and throws it out the ring, then leans back into the corner, both
Alexandrea and Black Rose watching his back for any sneak attacks as he
awaits his opponent.
Diablo: I really expected a lot more out of JXD this weekend.
“Getting Away with Murder” By Papa Roach hits the sound system.
Chloe DeVille: Introducing his opponent, he hails to you all from
Detroit Michigan, being accompanied tonight by Eva Riot, he is…SNAKE
RIDGE!
Ridge and Eva come out and make their way down to the ring, Ridge brings
with him a kiddy pool of leaches, he slides in the ring and is
immediately focused on JXD as Eva takes her place at ring side. Ridge
and JXD stare at each other, both anxious for the ring bell. JXD can’t
take it anymore and lunges at Ridge and begins pounding his fists into
Ridge’s face, Ridge blocks a punch and counters with his barrage, as the
match bell sounds. JXD stumbles back and goes for a clothesline, Ridge
ducks and steps forward and hits a neck breaker on JXD. Ridge slides out
of the ring and picks up the AOL CD with thumb tacks glued to it. He
slides back in and drops it on the mat, than lifts back up JXD, JXD the
moment he hits his feet, knees Ridge in the stomach, JXD lifts Ridge up
in a power bomb and maneuvers to the right position and slams Ridge down
onto the AOL CD. Ridge rolls over and starts grabbing at his back, but
the AOL CD is stuck right out of his reach.
Maverick: Just a little further…
JXD walks up and stomps on his back where the CD is stuck in as blood
trickles down JXD rolls him over and goes for a pin.
Maverick: 1…2…
Diablo: No dice.
JXD picks Ridge up and whips him into the ropes, Ridge on the re bound
counters with a shoulder tackle. Ridge climbs to the top turnbuckle, JXD
gets up and runs and trips Ridge, Ridge crashes his crotch right down on
the turnbuckle. JXD slips out of the ring, he goes for a weapon he picks
up a cheese grater, and looks at it like “What the fuck?” He drops it
and picks up a Thumbtack Baseball Cap, he smirks and slides back in the
ring and places it on Ridge, JXD hits him a few times, than steps back
and runs up the turnbuckle and hits a Shining Wizard, Ridge falls flips
back over stuck on the turnbuckle hanging over the side. JXD crawls out
of the ring, he approaches a fan and takes his glass beer bottle out of
his hand, JXD finishes it off, wipes his mouth and spins around and
busts it on Ridge’s head while he’s hanging. Ridge’s head is bleeding
and the hat is still stuck on his head. JXD tears it off, and pulls
Ridge down. JXD lifts up Ridge, Ridge kicks him in the stomach, and
stumbles back. Ridge runs forward and clotheslines JXD on the mat floor.
Ridge walks over and picks up the “Ultraviolent” My Size Barbie and
grabs a chair from by the announcer’s table, he walks over to JXD, Ridge
places the My Size Barbie on JXD’s crotch, he lifts up the chair and
hits the Barbie with the chair.
Maverick: Ouch.
Diablo: Gives you a new theory on getting head.
JXD convulses a bit in pain. Ridge grabs a dead lobster and tosses it
onto JXD, and smashes the chair over it, Ridge picks up a bit of the
lobster and eats it.
Maverick: That’s just gross.
Diablo: Especially with how much blood is going around.
Ridge picks JXD up and throws him into the ring. On the way back in
Ridge slides in a pain of glass and two chairs. Ridge gets in and sets
up the chairs on each side of JXD, he bridges the pane of glass over JXD
on the chairs. Ridge climbs to the top rope and performs a Senton Bomb
through the pane of glass onto JXD, cutting both of them up.
Diablo: That AOL CD is still stuck in his back…
Ridge gets up and throws JXD into the corner. He performs a Suicide Plex
on JXD into a kiddy pool filled with rubbing alcohol. JXD hit’s it and
jumps out of it quickly, he looks infuriated.
Maverick: I hope that wakes him up.
JXD delivers a few right hands to Ridge, JXD hits a tornado DDT on
Ridge. JXD drags Ridge by his head over to the Ultraviolent Crapper, JXD
places his head in the toilet seat, JXD climbs up on the crowd barrier
and leaps off, and performs a M. Bison onto the top of the toilet seat
lid. Shattering light tubes and smashing the seat down on Ridge’s head.
JXD flips up the seat and grabs Ridge by his shirt, and walks him up to
the top of the stage. JXD performs a flip piledriver off the side of the
stage through 200 light tubes.
Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN’ ME!
JXD has sliced his arm open badly, bleeding from an artery with a piece
of light tube still stuck in his arm. Ridge slowly starts to stir as
does JXD. Ridge gets up, he notices JXD’s arm and a sadistic smile comes
over his face. Ridge grabs the piece of light tube and twists it and
rips it out, he sticks his finger into JXD’s wound and tugs at his
artery JXD screams and pushes him off. JXD goes after Ridge with his
good arm, Ridge counters it into a Penance and smashes JXD down onto the
shattered pieces of light tube, he hooks his leg, and jabs his finger
back into JXD’s wound.
Maverick: 1…2….3!!!
Chloe DeVille: Here is your winner…SNAKE RIDGE!!!
Whitey Trask: I'm the Champ!
Everyone's attention is captured by the big screen. Salem Caprione is backstage with Whitey Trask.
Whitey: And as long as you're on my Uncle's payroll...you WILL make sure I stay the Champ.
Salem Caprione: Sure thing White Man...just tell me one thing...
Salem looked into the camera that Whitey did not know was there.
Salem: Where did you and that carpenter put David Law's body after he was hacked up into little pieces?
Whitey: What?
Salem changed subjects too fast...Whitey couldn't keep up with him.
Salem: The stiff. Where'd you put the stiff?
Whitey: Oh...Perry was laying a concrete deck next to the pool at Kirsta Lewis' new house.
Salem: FUCK OUTTA HERE! Law is buried at Kirsta's house?
Whitey: Bet your sweet ass he is.
Salem: Hey White man...what's that behind you.
He turns and sees the camera, when he turns back, Salem is gone.
Whitey: Salem...I don't like you!
Everything goes pitch black
save for the red laser lights of the crowd and the eerie opening to Loco
by Coal Chamber hits the speaker system. The arena floor is covered by
smoke and a black light turns on, dimly illuminating the smoke and
arena.
An image of the grim reaper appears on the jumbotron followed by the
words, THE ANGEL OF DEATH.
Chloe DeVille: The following match is for the Number One Contender Spot
for the Ground Xero Title, Introducing first from Watertown, New
York…Brandon Johnson!
As the song booms out across
the P.A. System in full swing, a small figure can be seen running to the
ring, dressed in a black boiler suit. his long hair nearly hiding his
face.
The nearly six foot tall figure leaps head first through the middle and
top turnbuckle and lands with a summersault rolling to the opposite side
of the ring as a soft piano tune begins.
Chloe DeVille: And his opponent, she comes to you from Toronto, Canada,
she is…Amy Stevenson!!
As the music kicks in properly, Amy comes out from behind the curtain.
As energetic as ever, she dances around a bit and is shortly after
followed by a huge man.
Maverick: Who the…
Diablo: That’s Dave Stevenson…aka…Deraneo, 6’8 and 312 pounds of whoop
ass.
She then walks down to the ring, blowing kisses to the fans. Followed by
Deraneo, She climbs into the ring, and raises her arms for the crowd,
Deraneo takes his place at ring side and taking her place in her corner.
Match bell ring and the match kicks off with Brandon charging Amy and
delivering a knee to Amy’s stomach. Brandon delivers a few right hands
to Amy, then Irish whips her into the ropes as she comes back Brandon
picks her up over his shoulder, Amy counters in the air with a DDT. Amy
steps back and adjust her boots as Brandon gets back to his feet, Amy
runs and goes for a clothesline, Brandon ducks behind her and performs a
Release German Suplex on Amy. Amy lies nursing her back as Brandon goes
to work on her stomping on her back every time she tries to get back to
her feet. Brandon picks her up by the head and locks her head under his
arm hooks a leg and performs a Suplex, he drags her head over to the
ropes, and begins to choke her, Lowrider tries to break it up, Brandon
ignores for a moment than brakes the hold.
Maverick: What is she doing here?
Trinity Holmes comes out walking down the ramp.
Diablo: Maybe she’s scouting her next opponent.
Amy gets back to her feet, with Brandon charging at her, Amy drops and
as Brandon comes back, he gets caught in the face with a Forearm.
Brandon doesn’t fall just bounces back against the rope, Amy goes to
give him a right hand, but Brandon blocks and counters with one of his
own. Amy stumbles back and charges back at Brandon, he flips her over
the top rope and to the mat floor. Brandon drops and rolls out to ring
side. He notices Trinity, and stops for a moment, Lowrider starts the
count. 1… Brandon goes back to what he was doing and picks her up and
walks over to the crowd barrier and bounces Amy’s head off the
barrier,2…. he then lifts her up and drops her stomach first onto the
barrier. 3… Brandon pulls her off, and rolls her back into the ring, he
follows her ending the count. Brandon goes for another boot, but Amy in
desperation catches it. Brandon presses down harder, Amy cringes as the
boot inches closer and closer to her chest. Amy in beautiful sequence
flip her legs up and rolls slamming Brandon down on his face, and she
locks him into a Half Crab. Brandon pushes himself up and starts walking
with his hands trying to make it to the ropes, Amy bends back the leg
more, and drags Brandon away from the ropes. Brandon tries again and
this time finds success. Lowrider calls for the break.
Brandon gets back up, Amy goes to grab Brandon, Brandon delivers an
elbow to Amy’s gut, than a sweep kick. Brandon stands up and drops an
elbow to her mid section, he picks her up by her head and performs a
Snap Suplex. Brandon runs and performs a Lion Sault off the ropes.
Brandon lands it, he moves over and places his legs towards the ropes,
and goes for a pin while placing his feet on the ropes unnoticed.
Lowrider drops and counts 1…2…KICK OUT. Trinity starts working the crowd
up into a chorus of boo’s for Brandon Johnson.
Brandon slams his hands down on the mat, he slides out to the ring floor
and retrieves a Trash Can from under the mat. Deraneo makes his way over
to him and as he goes to get back in the ring. Deraneo grabs him and
rips the Trash Can out of his hand and waives a finger in his face.
Diablo: Ahh, ahh.
Maverick: Look at his face, its like a MasterCard commercial, Ordering
Battle Cry on PPV, 29.99 dollars, Your favorite star’s T-shirt, 25
dollars, the frightened look on Brandon’s face….PRICELESS!
Brandon gets back into the ring slowly with his shocked eye’s fixed on
Deraneo. As he turns around Amy approaches him and they lock up, after
moments of Amy actually overpowering Brandon back to the ropes, Brandon
jabs his thumb into Amy’s eye, Amy stumbles back nursing her eye.
Trinity gets the fans going again and worse this time, as objects start
flying towards the ring, and fan’s roaring in boos, Brandon gets
distracted by a flying water bottle half full smacking him in the side
of his head. He looks angrily at Trinity, turns around and Amy has
recovered and hits Brandon with a spinning heel kick. As Brandon gets up
she delivers a kick to the back of Brandon’s leg, Brandon drops down.
She kicks Brandon in the face, Amy lifts him up and locks her arm around
Brandon’s neck.
Diablo: Victoria's Secret!
Brandon elbows her in the gut breaking the hold.
Maverick: Not quite.
Brandon performs a sit down powerbomb into a pin, he uses a free hand
and grabs the rope while Lowrider drops down for the pin fall not
noticing his hand. 1…2…Kick out.
Diablo: Now that’s just cheap.
Maverick: You call it cheap…I call it strategy.
Deraneo slams his hands down going into a fit, this distracts the ref,
Deraneo gets up onto the mat, Brandon retrieves a chair quickly and
delivers a shot directly to Amy’s head, Amy hits the mat and rolls out
to ringside. Deraneo runs over to check on her, Amy is furious. She
points at Brandon, and tells Deraneo to get him. Deraneo stands up and
steps up onto the mat with a crazed look in his eye. He gets in the
ring, Brandon steps back and drops to his knees, holding his hands up
pleading with Deraneo.
Diablo: Brandon looks like a child who just got caught with his hand in
the cookie jar.
He grabs him by the hair, Brandon delivers a low blow, breaking the hold
up, and a few right hands, none of it seems to phase Deraneo. Deraneo
head butts Brandon, he throws Brandon up on his shoulder, then performs
a shoulder breaker. Deraneo picks him up and whips him hard into the
corner, he than runs and leaps for a huge corner splash on Brandon.
Brandon falls flat on his face out of the corner, Deraneo lifts him back
up and performs a devastating Powerbomb. Amy slides back in, Deraneo
lifts up Brandon with his back facing Amy, she locks her arm around
Brandon neck and successfully applies a sleeper hold.
Maverick: Victoria’s Secret, has just got out!
Diablo: Man was that lame, Mav.
Brandon barely struggles and his arms drop, Lowrider check on him and
lifts his arm three times, each time his arm drops, he calls for the
bell.
Chloe DeVille: Here is your winner, and the new Number One Contender for
the Ground Xero Title, Amy Stevenson!!
Her music hits the sound system as Lowrider thrusts her arm skyward in
victory. Brandon stirs slightly, and sees Amy celebrating her victory
with Deraneo, he gets up to his knees and notices Trinity.
Maverick: She distracted him that wasn’t fair at all.
Diablo: Oh? And Brandon cheating the whole time don’t matter?
Brandon gets up and starts chasing after Trinity, she run’s to the
opposite side of the ring, and as Brandon turns the ring corner, he is
met by Deraneo.
Maverick: If we had sub-titles right now this is what it'd
say...Deraneo: You just don't learn do you? Brandon: Hey, I was just
joking.
Brandon tries to kick him, Deraneo catches his foot, and jabs his palm
into his chest, Deraneo slams him down to the left side of him, still
holding the leg of the now motionless Brandon.
Once again, the big screen comes to life, this time it shows a very large and corporate appearing office. A large black high backed leather chair sat with it's back to the adjoining oversized black granite desk. Off of the reflection in the glass, one of Brandon's promos from last week was plainly visible. His voice was heard inside of that office.
Brandon Johnson: If you want to tell me that David Law was presumed dead and the ownership of Uncensored is up in the air I already know and I'm taking precautions. Whoever it is I don't want them breathing down my neck every ten seconds stopping me from seeking the ultimate prize.
As he completed this sentence, laughter boomed and the hand which wore the pinky ring was seen. He slowly shook the magic 8-ball, and as the cameras began to focus in on Brandon's fate, the scene faded.
A delivery truck pulls up into
the back of the superdome...A delivery man gets out and walks up to a
few people asking them to sign for a package....He looks around...He
sees Trinity walking threw the arena...He walks over to her...
Delivery guy: Hey Miss....Miss....Can you sign for the package that was
ordered??
Trinity just looks at the guy smirks shakes her head and walks
away...The Delivery guy then sees Salem Caprione in the back talking on
a cell phone...
Delivery guy: Excuse me sir...can you sign for the package that was
ordered to this address??
Salem holds up his index finger as if to say one minute...
Delivery Guy: I just need someone to sign for this so I can leave...
Salem: Beast shut him up...
Tony "The Beast" Demarco walks up to the delivery guy and grabs him by
the throat and throws him into a stack of boxes...
Salem: I'm on the fucking phone....Geez...the nerve of people....I'm
sorry what were we talking about...
The Delivery guy gets up and he walks out into the arena and gets into
the ring...A sound guy gives him a mic out of sheer morbid curiosity...
Delivery Guy: CAN SOMEONE ANYONE SIGN FOR THIS PACKAGE??..
Diablo gets up walks over and signs the clip board for the
package...Then he sits back down...
Diablo: I wonder what this is all about??
Maverick: Your lifetime supply of Viagra has arrived...
Diablo: Oh shut up...
The delivery guy grabs a walkie talkie from his belt and tells the truck
to come in...the truck comes in and backs up...and you can see a bunch
of boxes with the UWE logo on them....The Delivery guy walks up to the
truck and grabs a piece of paper from one of the boxes then he grabs a
box and goes down and gets back into the ring...He then clears his
throat and puts on some reading glasses from his pocket and starts to
read the note...
Delivery Guy: Lets see here....Ok...Survivors of Hurricane Katrina...You
have had all you have in your lives taken away from you. Yet you still
live your lives knowing that bad times will fade for you...and
eventually you will be happy again.....Open box....Oh..Me open box...
The delivery guy opens the box...then he looks wide eyed at what is in
the box...Then he looks at the not again...
Delivery Guy: I can't give you Shelter...I can't give you
happiness....But I can give you hope....and let you know...That you are
all champions...and a champion always gets back on his feet....Reach
into the...Oh..heheh
The Deliver guy reaches into the box and pulls out a replica UWE Primo
Title....Then he tosses it out in the crowd...then he looks at the
note...
Delivery guy: Who did this??..It isn't signed....What do they want us to
think that nobody sent these??...A truck full of these...that would be
really expensive...who would??...Wait......Nobody sent these....I get
it....ALRIGHT PEOPLE....TODAY YOU ARE ALL CHAMPIONS...WE ARE GOING TO BE
COMING AROUND AND GIVING YOU ALL A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT....
The Delivery guy talks into his walkie talkie again and more guys get
out of the truck and start taking the boxes off the truck then they
start to give everyone in the Superdome a primo tile belt...and the
delivery guy gets out of the ring and hands on each to Maverick and
Diablo...then starts to hand them out to the crowd from the front...
Maverick with a replica primo title on his shoulder...
Maverick: I never thought I'd see the day...That I'd be wearing a UWE
Primo Championship!
Diablo: Its a replica. But the gesture is still amazing.
Maverick: How do you know mine isn't the original?
Diablo: Whitey stole the original from Asher last week...Plus the
original doesn't have the extra plate that says Presented to the
survivors of Hurricane Katrina.....Real Champions....and on the bottom
of one of the plates says made in Taiwan...The real one is made by
Trinity Holmes' Father...here in the states...
Maverick: Well fuck you too buddy...I'm still a champion...
Diablo: Today...we all are...
We all die one day by Obie Trice hits in the superdome and out comes
Whitey Trask madder than hell! he climbs into the ring and calls for a
mic...
Whitey: What is this all about??...You people aren't the
champions....I'm the champion...I will be today...see I got the
belt...the real belt...
The delivery guys take the last box off of the truck then they see a
black case on the truck and they take the black case off of the truck
and a delivery guy hands it to a camera man...the camera man puts it on
the announce table...
Maverick: What is this?
Diablo: Don't touch it...
Maverick: I just want to take a peak...
Maverick gets out of his seat and goes to open the case as Whitey is
standing in the ring pointing to the real championship on his shoulder
then you hear on the PA system a man with a Cajun accent say "I will cry
for you always" then The lights go out and then they all turn white
casting almost a white glow all through the arena, and the song Behind
Blue eyes by limp bizkit hits and smoke rises from the entrance way
black and white video of bars, gravestones, and people crying, then
Asher Dubois comes out from the entranceway with no emotion on his face
and his long dark brown hair fallen in his eyes, wearing his famous long
black duster coat with a chain down around the left arm Just dragging on
the ground. Asher then slides under the ropes and into the ring then he
throws his head back and falls to his knees he looks at the sky and
touches the teardrop tattoo on his cheek then he touches the finger he
touched to his tattoo to his lips and blows a kiss to the sky then white
and blue pyros shoot from the entranceway and Asher stands up and walks
over to Whitey...Whitey goes to nail his finisher once again on Asher
but Asher ducks and as he ducks he does a front flip and kicks Whitey in
the face...throwing the Primo title off his shoulder as he falls into
the ropes...The Title flies into the crowd....Asher gets out of the ring
and walks over to where the title went out and he grabs the title off
the floor...Then he walks toward the ring but still stands outside the
ring and he looks at a camera guy and the guy brings him a mic...
Asher: These people....The people of my home town New Orleans and the
other places that were hit by Katrina....They are champions....They've
earned the right to be called that...You haven't.....The obsession over
this trinket makes me sick....I know I don't deserve it...But frankly
mon amie....Neither do you....
Asher walks to the ring and grabs 2 padded gloves and a blow torch from
under the apron...he takes a book of matches out of his pocket lights a
match and lights the torch...then he shakes the now dead match and
throws the rest of the matchbook over his shoulder...then he puts on the
padded gloves and grabs holds the title...Then in front of the audience
in the superdome and at home watching Asher Dubois the primo champion
torches the original primo title into a ball of sharp metal then he
throws it into the ring with Whitey...
Asher: You wanted the belt...its yours...
Whitey walks over to grab what's left of the Primo Title....and as he
reaches down and grabs it it burns him so he leaves it on the
mat...Asher turns off the torch and gets in the ring...Whitey is
kneeling over the title enraged...
Asher: Now there is no champion......Not you...Not me...Hurts to have a
dream stolen from you doesn't it??....
Whitey gets up and lunges at Asher...but Asher moves out of the
way....Whitey then turns and kicks Asher in the stomach then sets him up
for a DDT...but Asher stands up and Whitey falls over his
shoulders....Asher then kicks Whitey in the ribs as he is down....then
he keeps kicking him....Then Asher picks Whitey up and nails NOTHING on
Whitey Trask...
Maverick: That was un called for...
Asher then grabs Whitey and whips him into the ropes...Whitey hits Asher
with a clothesline but Asher bounces back to his feet and Whitey falls
on the ground still feeling the effect of the Nothing he received
earlier...Asher walks over and grabs whitey by the hair...and drags him
into the middle of the ring...Asher then locks Whitey in Asher's brutal
Submission he calls the Symphony of Sympathy...and you see a relentless
almost evil look in Asher's eyes as he hold the hold hard....Whitey
nearly passes out....Then Asher lets him go and picks his mic back
up....
Asher: I'm going to show you...The meaning of life Whitey....
Asher then gets gets up on the top turnbuckle with the mic in his
hand...
Asher: Pain..
Asher then throws his hands out at his sides as if he were going to do a
swan dive and he drops the mic out of his hand and it hits the
floor...Then he closes his eyes....
Diablo: What has gotten into him?
Maverick: I don't know...But it works for him...
Diablo: Asher has destroyed Whitey Trask before the match his match
tonight....
Maverick: Whitey will make it to the match and show Asher the mistake he
made doing this....
Diablo: I knew Asher was tough but this was un called for....DON'T HIT
THE MEANING OF LIFE CHAMP...
Then Cadence Kensington runs out from the back and grabs a mic...
Cadence: Asher....Asher Don't....You made your point....
Asher opens his eyes when he hears Cadence's voice...Then he looks over
his shoulder at her...
Cadence: Come down....
Asher stands there on the turnbuckle looking at Cadence with his hair
fallen in his eyes....
Cadence: Please...
Asher gets down off the turnbuckle then he stands in the ring and kicks
whitey in the ribs again...
Cadence: Alright Asher...He's had enough....
Asher looks at Cadence
Cadence: I have a present for you....I had Pops Holmes make it for
you....and I had it delivered with your replica belts so that I can give
it to you in your home...
Cadence walks over to the case on the announce table and opens it...You
see Whitey rolling out of the ring and laying on the mat outside the
ring...Cadence then reaches into the case and pulls out a championship
belt with a big red ruby spider in the middle...it says UWE Primo
Champion....and on the plate it says Asher Dubois....another plate has a
marijuana leaf....
Cadence: The Spider is so that the memory of a good man will live on in
the business he created...Spyder Gainey....He will always be remembered
as the new champions from this day forth wear the spider with
pride...but mostly this new championship symbolizes a dream...its what
few people in the business get to hold and the ones who do will be proud
to wear...The first champion to wear this title...I want to be you
Asher...
Asher gets out of the ring and walks over to Cadence he snatches the mic
from her...
Asher: Have you not heard a word I've said in the last few weeks....I'm
NOT A CHAMPION....I don't deserve to be called one....
Cadence grabs another mic....
Cadence: Why because of your past??...Asher so you have a bad
past....and every day you punish yourself for it...you can't seem to get
over with it...and I've learnt to life with that because that is just
you.....But Asher don't punish these people...who want to see their
champion hold the prize high and acknowledge that he is the
champion...You do alot for these people...in your own almost twisted
way...Let them show you they care....let them cheer for their
champion...
Cadence takes the new Primo Title and puts it on Asher's shoulder....Asher takes the belt off of
his shoulder...he then looks at Cadence with a pissed off almost hurt
look on his face...then he hops the barrier and he takes the new title
and he puts it on the shoulder of a small child in the audience near the
front row...Asher then turns and starts to walk away but then the child
taps him on the back....Asher turns and looks at the kid...the kid tells
Asher to come down....Asher bends down so the kid can tell him
something...and the kid puts the new primo title on Asher's shoulder and
then he holds the replica wrapped around his waist...
Little Boy: I already got one....That one's yours...
Asher takes the title off of his shoulder and walks threw the crowd then
he puts it on the shoulder of a man that can't be any more then 23 years
old who has a replica Primo title on his other shoulder...Then Asher
goes to walk away...the guy taps Asher on the shoulder Asher just
stops...and the guy moves in front of Asher and puts the new title back
on Asher's shoulder...
Guy: Where it belongs....
Asher almost looks mad at the guy and yanks the title off of his
shoulder then he puts it on the shoulder of a 30 year old woman and she
gives it back...then he puts it on the shoulder of a younger college
girl and she gives it back...then he puts it on the shoulder of a fat
man...He gives it back...
Cadence: Nobody is going to take it Asher....
Asher rips it off of his shoulder and then suddenly from out of the
crowd ran Tony "The Beast" and Joey "The Joker". Joey had a cricket
mallet, and rang the bell officially starting the Primo Title match
between Asher and Whitey. The Beast hit Asher with a running yakuza kick
then pulled him up and powerbombed him to the floor before Joey cracked
his head with a cricket mallet.
Diablo: Not like it'll do any good...but where's the referee, Salem Caprione?
Maverick: Right there in the front row!
The cameras followed Mav's finger to where Salem sat in the front row, a replica Primo title on his shoulder, a big boobied blonde on his arm. He pulled out his phone and called the Beast, who quickly put Whitey on top of Asher and Joey began the count...
Maverick: 1...2...
Diablo: HELL YEAH! THE CHAMP KICKED OUT!
Maverick: The challenger is giving it all he has in this title fight!
Whitey is still all but out, The Joker and The Beast have Asher backed up beating on him mercilessly in the corner. finally Whitey gets up and slowly moves towards Asher. He winds up and connects! Landing his knock-out punch with both of Asher's arms held down!! Whitey hooks a leg, and The Beast and the Joker also both hold Asher down as Salem slides into the ring to make the count.
Maverick: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW CHAMP...A REAL CHAMP IN ONE...TWO...
As Salem's hand was falling for the three...something happened which has never happened before in the history of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment...
A single bell tolled.
Maverick: WHOA!!!
On the big screen, what would soon come to be known as the PhoenixTron 5000 appeared a "D" on Old English lettering.
The second bell tolled.
Diablo: Somebody call 9-1-1!!!
The "D" faded and was replaced with the word: "Simon".
And then the third and final bell tolled.
"Simon" faded and was replaced with the word "REYNOLDS" as the guitars hit. That word burst into the flames and the ashes that fell created an immense and desolate graveyard. As soon as the scene was set, a wicked and ferocious black phoenix rose from it and with a single flap of his wings the graveyard was crushed and as his wings ascended and he took flight, a beautiful new city of stucco and neon arose with Mons Venus as it's centerpiece.
Simone 3 hit the gorilla position first holding a shock shield followed closely by 1 and 2. You could hear their cattle prods clicking and buzzing over the crowd noise and the music. They hit the ring sliding, which sent Salem and his guys right out of the ring. They ran around it wildly once and crashed into each other on the other side like the Three Stooges would have as the Simones caught up to them.
Three nailed The Joker and The Beast with the shock shield, pinning them up against the guardrail at ringside. Number 2 hit Salem with the cattle prod, wedging him up in between the steel steps at ringside and the ring. While Number 1 bent over in front of him and "hiked" the magic 8 ball to him which he caught out of instinct.
Only a few people had even noticed that Simon himself had stepped out onto the center of the staging with all of this going on. By the time anyone really noticed him he had dropped down into a three point defensive stance, and Salem held "the ball".
Maverick: THERE STANDS THE BEST BOSS IN THE WORLD!!
Diablo: HE SET A SINGLE SEASON SCHOOL RECORD FOR QUARTERBACK SACKS WITH 16...
Simon took off running.
Diablo: AND THIS IS WHAT NUMBER 17 WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE!!!
He hit Salem hard with a Spear, knocking the wind out of him. Salem crumbled and fell flat, Simon picked up the magic 8 ball and smashed it over The Beast's head. He took the jagged edge and laid down a nice scar on The Joker's face that gushed blood. Simone 3 pushed then over the guardrail into the crowd with the shock shield as Simon turned and slid into the ring. Without a word said, Simon pushed Whitey hard down into the far side corner, slugged him in the gut with an uppercut and scooped him up onto his shoulders. Simon turned to face the cameras before shoving him off his shoulders looking for a flapjack only to invert it at the last second into a Urange Slam.
Diablo: THE SIMONIZER!
Maverick: SIMONIZED!
Simon was up in an instant, posing for the cameras and imploring the crowd to react. Behind him, Asher was up and sizing him up what what could be a superkick when Simon turned...
But behind him, 2 and 3 each grabbed a leg and picked him up as Simone 1 leaped and hit him with a springboard diamond cutter! Just then, "Quick" Casey Banks came running out from the back and slid into the ring. He began to count both Whitey and Asher out as Simon and the Simones slid out of the ring and went back to the backstage area.
Diablo: It wouldn't surprise me if neither one of them got up after that!
Whitey was the first to stir.
Maverick: Now you know nothing can break that hard head!
Diablo: Wasn't for lack of trying. You know that "the man upstairs" doesn't like any bullshit in his title fights!
He got up far enough to stop the count, looking down at Asher, he decided to go for it. Whitey began to climb the ropes.
Diablo: He's going for that kamikaze headbutt!
Asher rolls out of the way at the last second. Both men are slow to their feet but Asher is up first. He kicks Whitey in the gut, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex then hits him with a jumping hangman's neckbreaker!
Diablo: Glimpse of a Gravestone! It's over!
Maverick: 1...2...3!!!
The scene opens up with an old familiar face. Trinity's Father, the man who handcrafts all of the Uncensored title belts, including the brand new Primo Championship and the Ground Xero belt with the spinning red X, and the man who is known universally simply as: Holmes is backstage. His face was not painted but he was still recognized. His long black dreadlocks hung down covering most of his face which was beginning to really show it's age with deep "laugh" lines. He and Trinity are giggling wildly. You can hear a violent thumping in the background. Finally you can see Trinity's older sister who is blind and wearing sunglasses in the dark room swinging a flaming Singapore Cane. Brandon Johnson is hog-tied from the ceiling in barbedwire and his big mouth is finally gagged shut. Tranquility is beating him like he owed her money.
Tranquility Holmes: This is fun Daddy! This is fun!
Trinity Holmes: Yeah Daddy!!! This is fun!
Tranquility Holmes: But when does the candy come out of it?
Tranquility's twin Tempest took the propane blowtorch off of the H.
Tempest Holmes: RIGHT NOW!!!
And then she branded him with the Circle H branding iron right on his hip.
Trinity Holmes: Your ass belongs to me now Brandon!
Asher Dubois is walking in the
backstage area with The new Primo Title on his shoulder...He looks down
at Tranquility who is on her knees looking for the candy that was inside
of "The Piñata", looks up at Brandon, shakes his head and just keeps walking...Stage hands and everyone around
him pat him on the shoulder with the title on it...he doesn't like the
attention and just walks out the door into the night....He looks up at
the sky and touches the teardrop under his eye...and then he touches the
title and looks still looks up at the sky...
Asher: This is for you mon Cherie....and for you...just once I'll
say.....I am a champion.....
Asher then puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it with his silver
Zippo from his pocket then he pushes himself against the wall and sits
down...
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Chloe DeVille: This next bout is your main event and is a Death Bed Match to decide the Uncensored Ground Xero Title!
The Arena lights go down and a loud roar of a jungle cat is heard as "My last Breath" by Evanescence pipes though the PA system. A crack of a whip is heard as the lights come back up as Kirsta appears and makes her way down to the ring.
Chloe DeVille: Entering the ring first is the challenger...from Dayton Ohio...KIRSTA LEWIS!
Dressed in tight fitting black leather pants and matching vest, with her hair tied back, tight to her head. As she makes her way down to the ring, she shakes the hands of the fans.
The Lights go black and a series of daunting pyros explode from the front of the stage while “Dead Bodies Every Where” by Korn hits the P.A. system, the crowd is immediately on there feet jeering and booing the small girl almost loud enough to droned out her music, a crimson red spotlight hits the center of the stage as Trinity struts out with the Ground Xero title over her shoulder.
Chloe DeVille: And the champion...from la Isla del Condenado in the U.S. Virgin Islands...TRINITY HOLMES!!
She walks slowly down to the ring under the blood red spot light taunting the fans the entire way. Trinity walks up the steel steps and enters the ring through the barbed wire ropes as if she had no care in the world.
Diablo: Well I'll tell you what, neither one of these ladies seem to be at all bothered by this Death Bed match!
Maverick: There is a wooden bed, more like a coffin on each side of the ring. One holds nails!
Diablo: Another holds, broken glass...the next is full of light bulbs!
Maverick: And right in front of us...that Death Bed is filled with Thumbtacks!
Diablo: And there are no ring ropes! That's barbed wire!
Maverick: How do you win?
Diablo: It's a deathmatch! You beat and bleed your opponent until they can not answer a ten count. You know...kind of like what Tranquility Holmes did to Brandon Johnson backstage a few minutes ago.
Lowrider calls for the bell starting the match.
Maverick: And we are underway.
Diablo: A collar and elbow tie up starts us off. Both ladies trying to push the other one back into those barbed wire ropes and show the other who is the strongest.
Maverick: And there's Holmes with a handful of hair, she just can't resist cheating.
Diablo: Hairpull takedown into a diving knee drop. She's just grinding that knee down into her shoulder.
Trinity raises up off the mat and drops her knee back down onto Kirsta's shoulder. She springs up onto the barbed wire ropes going for an Asai moonsault, but Kirsta got her knees up and nailed her in the gut. Kirsta moved in, getting up first, and as trinity moved to her feet, Kirsta nailed her with the scissors kick. With Trinity down face first on the mat, Kirsta pulled her up and was going for a Powerbomb when Trinity clawed at her eyes and pulled off a Hurricanrana!
Maverick: Big time shift in momentum right there by the champion. it looks like she's measuring Kirsta here...
Trinity nailed a spinning roundhouse kick...it didn't take Kirsta down, but staggered her badly. Trinity leaped up onto her thighs and hit a monkey flip which sent Kirsta over the barbed wire ropes and crashing down into bed of lightbulbs!
Maverick: Lights out!
Diablo: She's only got a ten count to get back up and fight and that was one hell of a bump!
Maverick: And Lowrider is already on 3.
Diablo: She is probably just cut to shreds...
Maverick: FOUR!
Diablo: ...this some thin glass and somehow it always seems to cut deeper.
Maverick: FIVE!
Diablo: She's moving....she's going to get up...Trinity is out of the ring and going after her.
Maverick: SIX!
Diablo: Kirsta is up and ready to fight.
Trinity nails her with a spinning back fist that nearly sent Kirsta right back down into the broken light bulbs. Trinity pulled back going for a roundhouse punch but Kirsta blocked it with her left, and hip tossed Trinity right into the bed of lightbulbs! As she tried to get up and out, Kirsta grabbed her wrist and helped her up so that she could Irish whip her hard into the steel steps at ringside. As soon as Trinity was up, Kirsta hit her with a dropkick.
Maverick: She's gonna do it again!
Diablo: Kirsta going for the double dropkick!
Kirsta hit the second dropkick, and stepped up onto the steel steps at the far side of the ring. As Trinity moved to her feet again, Kirsta planted her into the bed of broken glass face first with a Tornado DDT!
Maverick: I think she may have the champion beaten with that brutal combination there!
Diablo: Look at that replay on the PhoenixTron 5000! What a brutal bump!
Maverick: Lowrider making the count and he is already up to 4!
Trinity pulled herself up out of the bed of broken glass, brushing it away from her eyes. She was a bloody disgusting mess and once she saw this, seemed to get a second wind.
Diablo: She is pissed off!
When she got up, she did not slide back into the ring to stop the count, she went straight for the tack hammer under the ring. When Kirsta saw this, she went for a baseball slide dropkick, but Trinity side stepped her, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her forward far enough to choke her out over the bottom barbed wire rope. When she released her, she slammed the tacking hammer down hard, leaving a staple in it's wake on Kirsta's forehead. She pulled herself up onto the ring apron and leaped, hitting Kirsta with a sunset flip, selling it hard at the end, almost Power bombing Kirsta. She pushed her away and with a handful of hair, ran a spinning boot scrape down across Kirsta's eyes. With her hands still full of hair, she pulled Kirsta up and sent her for the ride with an Irish whip. Trinity followed her in running and nailed Kirsta with a hard clothesline shot just as she bounced back off of the ring ropes. it sent both women over the top and down to the floor below.
Maverick: Looks like Trinity landed on top.
Diablo: Oh a reverse neckbreaker there by Trinity as Kirsta was trying to stand. they are very very close to the bed of thumbtacks right here in front of us!
As Kirsta went to stand, Trinity nailed her with a drop toe hold that sent her down face first into the thumbtacks!
Maverick: She is keeping those legs hooked!
Diablo: Watch this everybody!
Trinity kept the stepover toe hold cinched in and crucifixed the arms, pulling Kirsta up and out of the bed of thumbtacks before releasing the stepover toehold to lay down the...
Maverick: CURBSTOMP!!
With the crowd going wild and chanting "HOLY SHIT", Lowrider starts the ten count.
Diablo: I don't think she's done.
Trinity goes up to the top turnbuckle, and waits. When Lowrider hit 7 and Kirsta was up, she leaped and nailed the flipping Vertebreaker sending Kirsta right back down into the bed of thumbtacks!
Maverick: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Diablo: THIS ONE IS OVER!
Lowrider quickly makes the ten count and raises Trinity's arm, giving her the belt.
Maverick: What a fight!
Diablo: What an even! both champions defend their titles!
Maverick: I guess there's only one thing left to say now!
The scene showed Big Dick Dempsey back in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida at Mons Venus getting a lap dance.
Big Dick: Hey the new boss gave me the week off for filling in for Diablo last week, so that's why you didn't see me there tonight but I do want to say one thing...
He disappeared behind the stripper grinding on him.
Big Dick: So long...from the sunshine state!