The Mecca in Ft. Lauderdale is one of the most uniquely designed structures on earth. The 32 story Pyramid is the third largest pyramid in the world and soars even taller than the Statue of Liberty or the Taj Mahal. Managed and operated by Lonestar Enterprises, this 16,000 seat sports and entertainment facility is home to Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment. By 9:30 p.m. the raucous and rowdy crowd inside began to get antsy and verbally demand their show when finally, "Cleansation" by Chimaira begins to play but is suddenly stopped and is replaced by Black Label Society's "Suicide Messiah". The crowd watch in stunned amazement as JXD walks out, carrying a steel briefcase his arm covered in two black armbands and followed by Alexandrea and Black Rose, both of whom are carrying sacks as they slide into the ring, JXD getting his hands on a microphone as he enters the ring in his usual showboat fashion, dropping back into a corner watching the stunned crowd for a moment.

JXD: You all came here for Bad Meets Evil? Well forget it, it's not happening, at least not until my demands have been met by the new owner of this company!

Diablo: Demands?

Maverick: Act of terrorism!

JXD: You see, as some of you may have heard from the sites, one of my best friends in this business is wrestling in his final match here tonight, and I know me and him have fought in some brutal matches in the past. Yes it is Snake Ridge, and the armbands here, one for London, one in honor of Snake's career! Snake's been a fighter since I first saw him wrestle a match, and has never been afraid of doing what he wants, as he proved by knocking David Law out last year before jumping to FTW with the Ground Xero title. Now David, you'd better take my threats seriously, because I swear to you I'm not bluffing, I have a deck stacked against you... ladies, show Mr. Law what I mean exactly!

As JXD finishes speaking, the NC-17 and the new International title fall out of the sacks that Alexandrea and Black Rose had been carrying. JXD picks them up and holds them close.

JXD: It's a little low, breaking into an office, stealing out of a safe, but if someone makes the combination to the safe his wife's measurements then you're just asking for trouble. I have got the titles here, their perfectly real and until my demands are met, no one is getting either one of them! If Mr. Law complies, I'll return them intact... maybe! If he refuses... well, lets just say he won't be seeing them until their back from the smelting factory in the form of a fucking oversized middle finger! My demands are as follows: Seraphis and Priest will compete for this belt instead of the International title!

JXD opens up the case brought with him, pulling out the FTW Ground Xero title belt.

JXD: It's only fitting that they do, as my personal tribute to a friend, who was the longest reigning Ground Xero champion after all. Secondly, you move me out of the main event spot, because there's one man who deserves it more than me, but never got that opportunity: Ridge takes the main event spot.

Maverick: Is he serious?

Diablo: Ridge has never headlined a pay per view, and I imagine he's quite serious about it!

JXD: Finally, you honor Ridge's career with the respect it deserves... if you don't, then you lose all the revenue for tonight's show, and I'll personally make your life a living hell... you know my demands Law... I'll give you 4:20 to respond...

Suddenly "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses explodes from the sound system and Jared Masori steps out onto the staging holding a microphone.

Masori: Now you know that those don't belong to you JXD....

JXD: Opinions vary....

Masori: Well.....that is just my opinion....

And even though right now they hated him, the crowd couldn't resist screaming it out right along with him:

Masori: But I'm right!

And then Masori began to walk that aisle to the ring, as he did, Alexandrea, Black Rose and JXD slid out of the ring. JXD tore the ring apron aside and pulled a barbed wire wrapped ladder out from under the ring. Black Rose douses it with gasoline and fires it up, as Alexis helps JXD into a full body fireman's suit.

Diablo: It looks like JXD is calling for his match to take place right now!

Maverick: I've never seen a guy so anxious to get his ass kicked!

Slowly, the CMW World's Heavyweight Title begins to descend from the rafters of the arena. JXD grabs the ladder and tosses it inside of the ring. Lowrider calls for the bell as Masori slides into the ring and the two men face off.

Diablo: And this fight is underway.

JXD hits Masori with a hard right, Masori retaliates with his own and the two men trade punches. Just as Masori goes to throw another punch JXD catches his arm and locks him into a wrist lock, sliding Masori's arm up behind him he turns it into a hammerlock. Masori attempts to reverse but JXD merely laughs and slams Masori's head into the ladder busting him wide open.

Diablo: That hammerlock reversal didn't work as well as Masori hoped now he's busted wide open!

Maverick: That fire can't feel to pretty either!!

JXD follows through with an Irish whip sending Masori to the ropes. On the rebound JXD hits Masori with a toe kick to the sternum and follows through with a mean Powerbomb that lands his opponent squarely on the head.

Diablo: An ER Trip early on in the match JXD fighting like the sadist we know and love!

JXD begins climbing the ladder, flames shooting up his flame retardant suit. When he makes it to the top he signals for Alexandrea who slides into the ring with a garbage can and tosses it up to him.

Diablo: Looks like he may be going for his Stupidsault again!

Maverick: Has he ever even landed that retarded move?

JXD slides the garbage can over his head and leaps performing a moonsault and slamming into Masori. JXD rolls over and tosses the garbage can aside. Masori simply lays down unconscious bleeding from the head as JXD climbs the ladder again. Just as JXD gets both hands on the belt Masori can be seen standing and pushes the ladder aside.

Diablo: Can JXD pull it down and win or will he slip?

Maverick: I hope the little fucker falls.

Answering Diablo's question JXD lifts himself slightly then drops all his weight on the belt causing it to break loose and lands right on Masori hitting a hurricanrana on the way down.

Diablo: It's all over JXD's won.

Maverick: What the hell is he doing?

Smiling evilly JXD signals to Black Rose who throws him a can of gasoline, and for a mic.

JXD: Diaz you wanted to shit on MY title. Well here's what I think of yours you son of a bitch!

JXD dumps the content of the gas can on the CMW Heavyweight belt, and while laughing hysterically drops a light Zippo onto it setting it a blaze.

Big Dick: Your winner JXD!!!

The crowd goes wild as JXD slides out of the ring and escorts Black Rose and Alexandrea backstage.

The scene opens up to show Seraphis sitting on a metal chair. He is lurched forward and is wrapping tape around his fist, getting it prepared for his match. He continues to wrap it as he leans his head up looking towards the camera. In the corner of his mouth a Newport dangles as the smoke trails up. Seraphis wears a black t-shirt which read; "i SURVIVED A BOILER ROOM BRAWL WITH RIDGE!"

Seraphis: You ready Priest? You ready to see if your bad ass or not? Because recently I have gained the assumption that your more of a full blown wuss then a bad ass. But we will find out now..won't we?

Seraphis brings his hand and tape up and bites into the tape, tearing it and then smoothing it out on the fist he just finished. The other hand is previously done as he tosses the tape away and lifts his hands up to the camera

Seraphis: Get a good long look...because in a short while these hands become weapons. And Priest...your face and body will be left cut, sliced, and bruised. But my fists are the least of your worries. Stay tuned Priest...because your hell is coming up soon..

Seraphis gets up off the seat and walks away as the scene fades off

Big Dick Dempsey: This is match is scheduled for one fall and introducing first the jackass weighing in at 220lbs from Birmingham, Alabama. Jeremy Diaz.

The Crowd boos loudly as “Still” By Tha Geto Boyz hits the P.A. System and Jeremy Diaz comes out to a “You Suck, Donkey Dick” Chant as sign’s around the parking lot say “JD shat on the Primo Title, X-Net Chump”.

“Forgot about Dre" blasts out of the stereo system as Johnny Mac stands on the center of the staging with dry ice hovering around his feet. As the crowd goes wild in recognition, "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society explodes from the speakers, and Mac opens his black trenchcoat revealing a t-shirt which read; "RIDGE KICKED MY ASS AT FTW RESOLUTIONS AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY T-SHIRT!" sending the crowd into a frenzy. Mac points Diaz down, and then takes off in a sprint for the ring.

Diaz flies at Mac who duck’s and  hit’s JD in the mid-section with a Toe Kick.  Johnny follows  up with a huge and devastating power bomb. Diaz’s body bounces off the canvas as Mac raises his arms taunting the X-net Chump.

Diablo: Dayum!! Mac is right out the blocks today Mav!

Maverick: Fo sure D! Fo shizzle, Ca nizzle!

Diablo: What in the hell!

Maverick: What! Didn’t you like my impersonation of that ass clown Jeremy Diaz?

Diablo: *laughs* So that’s what it was! Don’t forget he is “Infamous” after all?

Maverick: Yeah “Infamous” for sucking worse than a 50 cent hooker!

While Diablo and Maverick are having fun at Jeremy Diaz’s expense so too is Johnny Mac as he bitch slaps JD across the head and face.  JD crawls over and grabs Johnny’s feet holding them tightly.

Maverick: Haha look at that stupid fuck!!

Diablo: Watch Mac put the boot in!

Just as Diablo predicted Mac looks down at the groveling Diaz and at first smiles and then kick’s Diaz square in the face knocking his head backwards and UWE crowd goes nuts. Mac drags Diaz over to the corner turnbuckle and begins to choke him out! Lowrider sees what’s going on but does nothing to stop it instead he turns and talk’s to some fans as Mac being’s to suffocate the life out of JD.

Maverick: Lowrider seems to be enjoying this as much as we are Diablo?

Diablo: Go figure!

Mac let’s go off Diaz and pull’s him to his feet and wraps his arms around Diaz and hit’s a belly to belly suplex, Sending Diaz to the other side of the ring. Diaz gets up holding his lower back and turns to run at Mac who drop toe holds JD who fall’s face first to the canvas as Mac applies the Texas Cloverleaf as Diaz screams out like a little bitch in pain.
Mac let’s Diaz go as he just walk’s around him slapping his head.

Maverick: Damn Mac is using Diaz like his personal bitch!

Diablo: Now this is good wrestling!

Maverick: Haha now here comes JXD with light tubes and shit.

Mac sees JXD running into the ring and hold’s Diaz up as JXD runs and smashes two light tubes in the face of JD. Mac lets him fall to the canvas in a crimson mess as JXD goes underneath the ring and pull’s out a mattress filled with light tubes and with the help of Mac slides It in the ring . Mac drag’s the barely conscious Diaz and place’s him on his shoulders as JXD climbs to the top turnbuckle eagerly a waiting.  Johnny Mac with all the power he can muster hit’s Diaz with his finisher “The Freak Show” an Inverted F-5 into an implant DDT as blood splatters everywhere even Mac is cut open upon hitting the move. JXD sees his opening with Diaz on his back and flies through the air hitting a frog splash embedding the light tubes even further into Diaz’s body and blood is everywhere.

Maverick: You’ve got to be shittin me!

Diablo: Listen to the crowd! Holy Shit!

JXD, Diaz and Mac are all bleeding as JXD sweeps Diaz onto his shoulders and plants him with the “Nightmare Driver”.  Johnny Mac follows it up with another “Freak Show”.  JXD hasn’t quite finished yet and signals for Mac to pull’s his pant’s down and bare his backside. As Mac does so he looks out into the crowd who chant “UWE” over and over again as he shoves Diaz’s face right into the crack of Mac’s ass. JXD pull’s Diaz to his feet and spit’s in his face before he turns him around and Mac finishes off Diaz with an “Ace Crusher”

Maverick: what a way to go out. Right up Johnnies fat southern ass!

Mac simply puts his foot on Diaz’s chest and Lowrider counts the slowest three in wrestling history.

Big Dick Dempsey: Your winner by way of Pinfall JOHNNY MAC!!!

Mac drops out the ring as JXD leans to the ropes and signals out into the crowd.  Black Rose and Alexandrea walk out carrying more light tubes, dragging them into the ring with JXD calmly resting in the corner watching the light tubes slide into the ring.

Diablo: Why's he not killing Diaz?

Maverick: JXD has all the time in the world, after Diaz shit on HIS belt, The Nightmare won't be in any hurry to inflict pain!

JXD calmly walks over to Diaz and drags him up by the hair, backing Diaz into the corner before raising a finger to his lips mimicking a "SHH!" silencing the crowd before nailing an extremely brutal chop across the chest, which in turn causes the crowd to shout out "WOOOOO!"

Diablo: WOO! Those chops are brutal, possibly the stiffest in UWE! Diaz is going to be stinging, and it's much deserved!

Maverick: And no more breast feeding for Diaz either!

JXD sets up Diaz for another chop, but at the last moment signals to Black Rose who steps up and nails Diaz with a chop just as stiff and equally loud. Diaz slumps into the corner as Alexandrea steps back into the diagonal opposite corner, before charging forward and hitting Diaz with a brutal Bronco Buster.

Diablo: Skull Fuck!

Maverick: He'd better enjoy it... after their finished with him, it won't be happening ever again!

JXD drags Diaz from the corner and rolls him onto his front as the Nightmare grins broadly, grapevining the legs of Diaz as he drags the arms into a crucifix. Alexandrea rests a bundle of light tubes under Diaz's face as JXD placed the back of his foot across Diaz's neck and Curb Stomped him face first onto the tubes, the crowd cheer and begin a chant of "One more time!" as JXD pulled Diaz back up and Curb Stomped Diaz into the broken glass, blood running onto the ring mats as JXD pulled up Diaz and dragged him into the firemans carry, clambering to the top rope with a bloody Diaz and nailed the Nightmare Driver to the concrete floor.

Diablo: Nightmare Driver to the floor!

Maverick: Diaz is dead! D-E-D! Dead!

After a moment JXD got to his feet and pulled out a number of chains, each one with a meat hook on the end. Black Rose leapt out the ring and held Diaz's face in position as JXD pierced Diaz's face with each hook, before dragging Diaz to roadside by the chains, walking over to a parked up taxi and tied the chains to the bumper before walking over to the drivers window.

JXD: Hospital for Mr. Diaz please... and take the scenic route- Right through every street that is undergoing maintenance!

JXD handed the driver a $50 bill, who nodded and instantly pulled away, dragging Jeremy Diaz behind by his face, blood staining the road as the taxi drove out of sight, JXD laughing evilly as he turned, Alexandrea had joined them, carrying a sports bag, she handed it to JXD.

Alexandrea: He left this behind before his unplanned "road trip"

JXD grinned as he opened up the sports bag, removing the Uncensored Primo championship from the bag, before throwing the bag into a garbage can.

JXD: Get me some disinfectant... I think the belt may have been in contact with something belonging to Latrisha Lamarte... Last thing I need is a title belt which has herpes!

The three of them laughed before walking away.

Big Dick: Introducing first from New Orleans Louisiana ASHER DUBOIS!!

“Behind Blue Eyes” by Limp Bizkit fills the arena and Asher comes running to the ring. He slides in and waits for his opponent.

“SUICIDE MESSIAH" By BLS hits the P.A System as red strobes illuminates the arena as Rayne Young step’s out from underneath the curtains to a boo in reception.

Rayne comes running to the ring, a pair of brass knuckles gleaming lethally on each hand. He baseball slides into the ring and Lowrider signals for the bell to be rung as Asher lays into Rayne with a series of boots to his back and head.

Diablo: Asher showing some spirit here trying to take out Rayne early.

Maverick: He’s cut all ready look at that!!

As Rayne makes it to kneeling position a small gash can be seen above his left eye. With blood running down his face Rayne gives Asher a quick jab to the gut causing him to keel over in pain. Standing finally Rayne grabs Asher around the neck and plants him with a quick DDT.

Maverick: Good job Rayne!!

Diablo: Rayne with a quick DDT proving that he may be cut but it ain't over till the credits roll!!

Rayne rolls out of the ring and reaches under the apron pulling out a large steel chair. He slaps it against the ring and the crowd boos loudly as he throws it at Asher the chair landing on top of him. Asher is still out cold as Young climbs the turnbuckles.

Diablo: Rayne looks like he's going for a pretty high risk move here.

Maverick: Don't do it Rayne!!! You'll mess up your shirt!

Asher begins to stir and stands holding the chair up, he notices Rayne on the turnbuckles and lifts the chair as if to run at Rayne and hit him Rayne leaps and drop kicks the chair into Dubois' face cutting him wide open.

Diablo: A big move by The Enigma!! Drop kicking that chair and busting Asher wide open.

Maverick: You have got to be shitting me HE MADE IT!!

Rayne climbs atop Asher and begins landing lethal right hands tearing the cut open even wider with his brass knuckles, blood gushing from Dubois' forehead. Once the ring is nearly covered in blood Lowrider calls for the bell to be rung but Rayne doesn't stop his nearly psychotic rage leveling Asher with blow after blow.

Diablo: It's all over Rayne's won, get off him you little prick!!

Maverick: Oh be quiet He's just proving a point!

Finally As Paramedics come running to the scene Lowrider Spears Rayne removing him from Dubois.


Big Dick: Your Winner RAYNE YOUNG!!!!!!



 

Big Dick Dempsey: And now introducing SERAPHIS!!

“Suicide Messiah” by Black Label Society hits the P.A. System and the crowd goes nuts.

Big Dick Dempsey: In the ring all ready PRIEST!!

Seraphis slides into the ring, and as he does Priest lays into him with a series of boots to the lower back and head.  Seraphis attempts to stand and Priest locks him into a devastating snap suplex.

Diablo: Priest fighting like he wants to win good snap suplex.

Maverick: If Serapiss wins I’ll eat my shoe.

Priest and Seraphis are up quick and Lowrider calls for the match bell as the two big men tie up. Priest breaks the tie up with a quick head lock. Seraphis pushes Priest forward, Priest loses his grip and runs to the ropes and hits Seraphis with a brutal clothesline.  Seraphis is up quick, Priest attempts another tie up but Seraphis ducks and lands a powerful uppercut punch knocking priest on his ass.

Suddenly the arena goes black and “Dead Bodies Everywhere” By Korn hits the P.A. System and the crowd goes crazy with boos. The lights come back up and Trinity Holmes can be seen in the ring holding a steel chair and wearing a black t-shirt which read; "1-0 LIFETIME VS. RIDGE".

Diablo: What the hell is she doing here?

Maverick: What ever it is it’s gonna be good!!

Seraphis turns to face Trinity and as he does she reels back and slams the chair down hard against his skull, splitting him wide open. Priest takes a breather as Trinity goes to town on Seraphis. With a psychotic smile she slams the chair down against him a few more times before sliding out of the ring and skipping up the ramp whistling to herself.

Maverick: That’s my girl!!

Diablo: This makes no sense!!

Priest reaches down and brings Seraphis to his feet and begins choking him. Priest chokes on Seraphis as Seraphis grabs Priests' arm, trying to pry him off of his throat. Eventually Priest lets go and waits for Seraphis to get up. Seraphis gets up slowly, coughing as he tries to get in as much air as he possibly can. As he turns around a hand goes around his throat and Priest goes for the Priest Slam. As he hoists Seraphis up, Seraphis gets loose and moves behind Priest. As Priest turns around he is met with a boot to the midsection and hoisted up onto Seraphis shoulders. The fans cheer as Seraphis pushes Priest off slightly and hits him with Darkness Falls

Diablo: Darkness Falls! Not often do we see that move but it hit, this match is over

Maverick: Umm not quite...take a look at the dumb ass

Seraphis after the move contemplates pinning but instead drops down and rolls out of the ring, heading to the back as the fans look confused. He now begins jog back and then work up to a quick run. The fans just watch on in confusion as silence fills the Mecca.

Diablo: Did he just walk out on the match?

Maverick: Wow. What a douche bag...he turned his back on-

As Maverick goes to finish he is cut off by loud cheers as Seraphis begins to walk back to the ring carrying a garbage can in both hands. He makes his way to ringside and places the garbage can on the ring as he slides in. During the run to the back, Priest began to recover and is almost up but is met with a few stomps to the back and then a place to the corner, where Seraphis proceeds with a boot choke. Seraphis walks away from Priest and heads back to the can, where he reaches over the ropes and hoists it up over the ropes and places it in the ring. He looks to the fans as he lifts the can up and tips it over. The fans erupt as glass shards begin to fill the ring as Seraphis empties the trash can

Maverick: What the fuck is this?

Diablo: Oh shit. This doesn't look good for Priest or Seraphis, and it was Seraphis' move!

Seraphis tosses the trash can out of the ring and goes to pick up Priest, but Priest blasts him right in the face with the fists which sends Seraphis down to the mat holding his face. Priest gets up and looks at the ring, seeing the glass covering it. Priest walks over to Seraphis and signals for the end as he hoists Seraphis up and goes for the Priest Driver on the glass. Seraphis squirms out of it and behind Priest, turning Priest around and going for Oblivion. But Priest holds on and rushes Seraphis into the corner, crushing Seraphis in between the turnbuckles and Priest. Seraphis dangles there as Priest runs again and slams his knee into the back of Seraphis. He follows up connecting with fist shots to the small of the back of Seraphis, with each shot makes cuts on Seraphis' back

Diablo: This match is just filled with blood

Priest turns Seraphis around and hoists him up to the top rope. Priest follows up and drops Seraphis' arm over his head. He grabs Seraphis' pants and begins to walk up the turnbuckle, bringing Seraphis up with him, looking for a Top Rope Superplex onto the glass. The fans cheer for the move that is being attempted. They both stand on the top rope but as Priest goes for it, Seraphis manages to leap onto ringside and land on the top rope, tripping Priest and making him straddle the top rope in pain. Seraphis holds his chest from the sacrifice onto the top rope. As Priest begins to stir, he stands a bit and begins to bring his leg over the top rope. Seraphis sees this and hurries into the ring and up the corner, latching onto Priest's waist as the fans erupt. And as quick as Seraphis got up there, he falls back and tosses Priest over him with all he has. Priest lands neck and back first on the glass as the fans roar and a 'Holy Shit' chant erupts

Diablo: Priest is a god damn pin cushion

Maverick: Now that shit was awesome..

Priest arches his back as glass is shown all over his back and his neck. Priest gets up and is hunched forward over as he turns around. Seraphis bounces off the ropes and grabs Priest by the head. And in a big spinning motion, both men are in air doing a spin and down as Seraphis hits Oblivion onto the glass pile. Seraphis sits up with glass all over his back and arm as Priest lays face first in the glass. Another roar and 'Holy Shit' chant breaks out again as the fans stand. Seraphis uses one boot to flip Priest onto his back and drops onto him for the pin. 

Lowrider slams out a three count and raises Seraphis’ arm. 

Diablo: Better get a fork'

Maverick: I know I know.

Big Dick Dempsey: Your winner by way of ass whipping Seraphis!!

Slicker than your average
tell me what do you want from me
slicker than your average
tell me what do you want from me
slicker than your average, hey
tell me what do you want from me
slicker than your average
ooh tell me what you want from me

Some people say it's been too long
that's why I'm here to prove them all wrong
so why do imitators wanna bite my style
(ladies and gentlemen, will the real Rayne Young please stand up?)
you never had a problem at all
when I was havin' woman trouble
somebody fill me in didn't I serve my time.

"Slicker Than Your Average" By Craig David hit’s the P.A. System as red strobes illuminates the arena as Rayne Young step’s out from underneath the curtains to a booing reception and winks to the crowd as he casually saunters down the ring and slide‘s underneath the bottom rope into the ring, calling for a microphone which he catches before turning to address the crowd.

Diablo: What does this joker want?

Maverick: You mean King of Korruption!

Diablo: No, I meant Joker!

Rayne: Boo all you want, it's not stopping me from getting the message out that I have for you all tonight. Now it's about Johnny Mac...

At the mention of Mac, the crowd erupt into a frenzy of cheering.

Rayne: You like that guy huh? You won't in a moment, because it seems that he doesn't follow the whole "fuck Xnet" theme around here! He's hanging around that STD whore factory like a bad rash! Yes, Mac is an Xnet dick rider!!

Rayne couldn't finish the sentence as Johnny Mac ran out from the back and slid into the ring, nailing Rayne with a clothesline and begins to pound away on the face of Rayne Young. Rayne fights back, clubbing Johnny between the eyes with the mic. Rayne reaches into his pockets and pulls out brass knux and retaliates with brutal shots to the face of Johnny Mac. Rayne gets back up as he continues the assault, Johnny's face a crimson mask as he bleeds heavily, his face beginning to cave in from the repeated shots as the crowd boo. The boos become cheers as JXD runs out, sliding in the ring, again signalling for silence before nailing Rayne Young with a brutal spinal tap sending the crowd into a frenzy. The Enigma got to his feet and charged JXD who grabbed the rope and tripped Rayne sending him to the floor before JXD ran over to Johnny and began to help him back to his feet.

Suddenly the crowd is cheering yet again as High all the time by 50 Cent hits the speakers. Big Dick struts out to the stage with a  mic in his hands.

Big Dick: Who whoa whoa cut the fucking music! Now you loyal Uncensored fans know I’m normally a pretty chill guy. But if there’s anything I can’t stand its those bitches at X-net. And If there’s anything I can’t stand more than X-net it’s a fucking traitor. I happen to know on good authority you are a traitor and would rather spend your time riding dick and disrespecting my boys over at Xnet. Jonathan McMathews consider yourself fired you yellow bellied backstabbing son of a bitch!!

The crowd cheers as JXD looks at Johnny with an evil grin and levels him with a spinning heel kick to the head. Big Dick runs down the ramp and JXD turns his attention on Rayne as Big Dick picks up Johnny and levels him with an ace crusher.

Diablo: The blunt wrap by Big Dick on Johnny Mac.

Maverick: Finally Johnny is out of here, I new there was something wrong about him.

Sancho and Sadie run down and escort Johnny out of the building and Big Dick grabs a microphone.

Big Dick: Hold on you two! Stop fighting long enough to hear what I got to say.

JXD  stops mid powerbomb and drops Rayne on his head.

Big Dick: You two want a piece of each other you got it. Next Tuesday on Dominance It’s the Nightmare JXD versus the Enigma Rayne Young Main Event England rules apply. We have a main event to get to carry this fight to the back!

The crowd goes nuts as JXD drags Rayne backstage by the hair on his head.

Diablo:  The Nightmare Versus the Enigma!!

Maverick: That’s gonna be one hell of a Main Event!!

Backstage, Harley Abate is standing next to Trinity Holmes, a microphone in her hand. 

Harley: Trinity, it was a shock to see you tonight and a bigger shock when you attacked Seraphis for no apparent reason. Is there  a method to your madness tonight? 

Trinity starts laughing wickedly and pushes her blond hair behind her shoulder, looking directly at the camera. 

Trinity: You call what I did madness, I call it a strategic strike. 

Taking a long deep breath, Trinity blows it out slowly before starting to speak again. 

Trinity: From the bottom to the top, Uncensored Wrestling has become weak! Pathetic and weak and I have sat back until now and have done nothing. I am tired of sitting back and doing nothing! I am tired of sitting back and watching these so called professionals run around here like chickens with their heads cut off, flopping around every where, and what better place to start than the biggest chicken of them all! 

Trinity once again laughs before speaking again. 

Trinity: Seraphis… You are like that Sampson character from those bible stories who was strong until they lopped off all his fucking hair. What the hell happened to you?! I use to see you as this mysterious demi-god, then you go and change your look, cut your hair and you are this… this… huge… punk. Good god almighty Seraphis, get a clue, better yet get a wig, maybe that will help you get your strength back if not until then I am going to beat your ass at every given chance. 

Big Dick Dempsey walks up and winks at Harley who hands him a mic. 

Big Dick Dempsey: Whoa whoa whoa little lady. You want a crack at the Ground Xero Champ? You got one next week live on Dominance its Trinity Holmes versus Seraphis, you beat him then you get another crack at him for the gold. 

Big Dick drops the mic and walks off as the crowd goes nuts.

Maverick: I believe it's that time again...

Diablo: I believe you're right!

Once again, "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society hits the speakers, this time, it really is Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge who steps out under the spotlights on the staging.

Maverick: I'm never going to get that song out of my head!

Diablo: I'm never going to get this highlight reel out of my head...

Patty Houlihan: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...INTRODUCING TO YOU FOR WHAT MAY BE THE LAST TIME....HE IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING TONIGHT BY WAY OF DETROIT MICHIGAN AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY EVA RIOT...

Diablo points up to the big screen which is now a virtual plethora of Ridge's greatest hits and misses.

Patty Houlihan: HE WEIGHED IN TONIGHT AT 235 POUNDS AND IS HARDCORE WRESTLING'S AND UNCENSORED WRESTLING'S MESSIAH....SNAKE RIDGE!!

Diablo: This is arguably the hardest worker I've ever had the pleasure of calling matches for and right now I'd like to say FUCKAYFABE by saying that I wish it weren't ending like this and I personally wish Ridge the very best wherever he ends up at and I am happy that I've met him, worked with him and can think of him as a friend.

Just then, "Tom Sawyer" by Rush explodes from the speakers and the Uncensored owner, David Law can be seen on the big screen. It is obvious by the background that he is not in the arena, this scene is being piped in from Lonestar Enterprises in El Paso, Texas.

David Law: I hear someone is looking for me....

And the crowd erupts booing Law violently, slowly an "ASSHOLE" chant begins to build until it is louder than the booing.

David Law: Hey now...what's all this about? Tell me...what have I done to any of you? You people act as if you'd rather be seeing Spyder Gainey right about now.

Dead silence.

David Law: I mean forgive me for giving a damn. Forgiver the hell out of me for offering to make it better for all of your beloved Uncensored superstars. I mean, look at where you were two weeks ago, no television licensing, fighting in a near broken down ring in a parking lot behind a tattoo shop. All I've done is give every last one of you the financial freedom to do what it is that you all want to do here. Law is my name....it's not my gimmick. You think I have a vested interest here so that I can run this company into the ground? Did you all think that I want to insert myself into your little angles and feuds? Hell...did you all really think you even had to see me again? Hell I thought you all were Uncensored! That means you don't need a boss around dictating how things are to be done. That means I could give a shit if you guys don't want to fight for an NC-176 title or an International Title, you guys want to fight for and defend the FTW Ground Xero Title? Knock yourselves out! You want to put Ridge here in your hall of fame....it isn't taking any money out of my pocket so knock yourselves out! But you've misunderstood me completely, I'm investing money...not time. But if you guys want yourselves a BIG DICK around...

He just winked.

David Law: Consider yourselves...fucked.

And then the screen fell to black.

Diablo: Wow.

Maverick: Yeah...I'm at a loss for words too!

Terminator by 7dust hits the speakers and the crowd gives little to no reaction.

Diablo: Hey I heard this guy isn't even going to show.

Maverick: Would you want to fight Ridge tonight?

Diablo: Not tonight, not any night!

Still no sign of J. D. Jaxson finally his ring intro ends and Lowrider begins to count him out. The crowd began chanting "BULLSHIT" and Ridge attempted unsuccessfully to interrupt the count-out. Just then. Tina Romero-Holmes steps out onto the staging, her personal assistant, Donnie Acid carries a folding chair and a bass cello. As Lowrider continues his count-out, now on 7, Tina sits down, and spreads her legs so wide it is almost lewd. She takes the bass cello and the bow, and hits two notes.

The theme from JAWS.

The crowd erupts. Not a single ass is in a single seat as she hits those two notes again.

Maverick: YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!!!

Diablo: We'd heard the rumors all week long that Law would hire Holmes to take out Diaz and it looks like Holmes is indeed in the house!!!

Before anything could have even had the chance to happen, Prince Charming by Metallica hits the speakers! Instantly the entire crowd is on their feet shouting obscenities and jeering whole-heartedly. The image of the Circle H Branding Iron appears on the big screen...

Patty Houlihan: Our main vent of the evening is one fall with a no time limit...he weighed in tonight at 227 pounds...

Images of Holmes nailing his Michinoku Driver known notoriously throughout the wrestling world as “ Devil’s Night ” begins to flash on the screen in the cinematic style used in the movie “ A Clockwork Orange ”. First it was former RLW Premier Champion Rick Young receiving the devastating finisher. Then his brother Mike in a succession of matches where they all ended the same way. The images split back and forth in slow motion of Xavior Spires falling prey to Devil's Night spliced with images of Holmes branding him on his back. Finally onto a succession of matches with Alex Wilkins one ending with Devil's Night and one with the Holmes Death Lock. 2 small white pyros begin to burn at the top dead center of the arena directly over the ring. They begin to burn brighter and brighter...

Patty Houlihan: AND HE IS ALSO RETIRING FROM ACTIVE COMPETITION TONIGHT! HE HAILS FROM LA ISLA DEL CONDENADO IN THE UNITED STATES VIRGIN ISLANDS AND HAS BECOME KNOWN WORLDWIDE AS  THE BABYFACED ASSASSIN...BUT THERE IS NO HYPE NEEDED WHEN YOUR NAME IS...

When it seems that they will explode they are shot from the top of the arena to the center of the staging...

Patty Houlihan: HOLMES!!!

As soon as they hit the stage there is a thunderous explosion and Holmes was catapulted from underneath the staging to upwards of twelve feet in the air. He walked that aisle slow, cocky and confidently as is his trademark. Holmes wore no shirt, no shoes, only a simple plain black Martial Arts Gi bottom with a black belt striped with more than a dozen blood red notches, and the XXX Wrestling Deathmatch Championship around his waist.  He circled the ring once, staring Ridge down and talking cash shit as he did.

Diablo: Just gallons and gallons of bad blood here folks, Holmes obviously not forgetting Ridge's role in taking out his twin sister Trinity in FTW.

Holmes stopped dead center of two turnbuckles and vertically leaped onto the ring apron, as he did, pyros exploded from all four cornerposts and the match bell sounded. Holmes took the Deathmatch Championship, handed it to Lowrider who immediately thrust it skyward, symbolic that the title was indeed on the line.

Maverick: Is this a title fight?

Diablo: Apparently it is now!

Ridge and Eva slid out of the ring where Ridge spoke quietly to her for a moment. She tried to resist what he asked for but Ridge wasn't having it, finally she began to head backstage.

Diablo: This is going to one for the ages, put those kids to bed and call the blood bank...Uncensored is about to make a significant withdrawal!

Maverick: We're not having fun until someone dials 9-1-1!!

Ridge slides into the ring and squares off with Holmes who moves in quickly going for a collar and elbow. At the last second he ducks Ridge and slips behind him cinching in tight around the waist where Ridge reversed the hold, ducking behind Holmes with a hammerlock applied.

Diablo: Classic wrestling starting us out in this deathmatch, but I have a feeling that they're just feeling each other out a bit.

Holmes counters with a snapmare takedown and slaps a hard, fast rear chinlock on Ridge, who makes it quickly to a knee and breaks the hold with a fireman's carry into an armbar. Slowly Holmes makes it to his feet and backs into the ring ropes, he whips Ridge to the far side breaking the hold on his arm. Ridge hits the ropes and Holmes leaps frogs him, Ridge hits the other side coming right back at Holmes who nails a drop toe hold and attempts to lock in a stepover toe hold as he does, but Ridge and everyone else with half a brain has had that move scouted for years now, and Ridge rolled to the outside.

Diablo: The Judas Kiss right there folks and a breath away from the Holmes Deathlock.

Maverick: Kind of hard to answer that ten count when you're unconscious.

Diablo: Which is one of the reasons Holmes has always been so successful in this type of match.

Ridge tore the ring apron aside, grabbing a shiny new trash can and tossing it into the ring before sliding back in. He was met with the bottom of Holmes' foot as he did, Holmes began stomping away with Ridge no-selling it best he could. Holmes grabbing the ring ropes and came down hard on the small of Ridge's back with a knee.

Diablo: And that would be another, Holmes always goes after what is already weakened.

Maverick: Holmes is a shark and he appears to smell blood in the small of Ridge's back!

Holmes steps back from Ridge, grabbing the trash can and wedging it in between the middle and top turnbuckles. Holmes leaps, springboarding off of the middle rope and landing a hard legdrop down onto Ridge's back. He grabbed the ropes for leverage and pushed Ridge out of the ring where he hit the ground hard. Holmes was on him in an instant, applying a triangle chokehold. Ridge fought the hold and finally managed to snake an arm under the ring apron where he grabbed a trashcan lid and reaching back bent it around Holmes skull breaking the hold. Ridge grabbed another lid, and as Holmes struggled to his feet, Ridge wind milled the trash can lids, hammering Holmes repeatedly with them.

Diablo: I see some color, and Ridge scored it the hardway!

Maverick: Oh and it's a gusher!

Holmes wiped at his eyes, stepped back away from Ridge, instinctually, Holmes kicked, missing with a high roundhouse, as he did, Ridge hit a drop spin kick which took the foot that all of Holmes' weight was on right out from under him! Holmes hit the concrete hard and Ridge hit the steel steps and quickly ascended the ring ropes and leaped almost blindly, quickly hitting Holmes with a Swanton Bomb to the crowd's delight!

Ridge slid back into the ring, stood, and Lowrider began the ten count. At four Holmes made it to his feet, his long hair simply matted to his face.

Diablo: Holmes is wearing the mask!

Maverick: That is a deep dark rich red too, that is a deep cut!

Diablo: Or cuts...

Holmes slid back into the ring, and this time it was Ridge laying down the boots. Ridge took Holmes by his hair and ran his forehead across the laces of his boots just ripping at that tender and freshly cut skin, but Holmes was quick to go downstairs, landing a low blow. He followed up with a bearhug cradle DDT, instantly turning the match just as he turned Ridge upside down on his head. Holmes stands and circles the ring once, his confidence rising now that Ridge was down again. Again, he wiped at his eyes, reached down and took Ridge by the hair and pulled him up to his feet and cinched in tight around the waist where he lifted Ridge up for a gutwrench powerbomb. He took a running start and slammed Ridge down on the back of his head, bouncing it off of the wedged trashcan.

Maverick: HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT?

Diablo: That was like a car wreck...that looked like whiplash!

Holmes grabbed the ring ropes for leverage and buried his foot in Ridge's throat, choking him. Under Ridge, blood poured from a gash in the back of his head and Holmes' attack was relentless, he released the choke and began stomping down hard on Ridge's face and chest. He backed away, hit the far side ropes and came back looking for a Mick Foley-like knee to the face, but Ridge simply lifted a leg and nailed Holmes right in the jewels!

Holmes hit the mat hard in obvious pain, Ridge grabbed the trash can, and began to climb the ropes. He reached the top and jumped, as he soared, he put the trash can behind his legs and came down hard across Holmes' face with a legdrop off the top rope! Again, Lowrider started the ten count and Ridge rolled out of the ring, tearing the ring apron aside and reaching under the ring.

Maverick: What's he going after now?

Ridge holds up a small unmarked black bottle...

Diablo: Snake has that damned venom!!! Ridge will often use a substance he calls venom, sometimes poring it on an opponents open wounds or spitting it in his opponents eyes. Nobody but Ridge knows what's in it, but it hurts like a bitch when it's put to use.

Ridge slid into the ring and emptied the contents into his left hand and rubbed it hard into the open wounds on Holmes' forehead! He writhed and screamed out in agony, trying to roll out of the ring but a handful of that long blonde hair by Ridge prevented that. Ridge grabbed Holmes by the throat, lifting him to his feet and the flashbulbs popped across the Mecca. He lifted Holmes and chokeslammed him down hard across one knee. As he did, he jammed his thumb down into Holmes' carotid artery going for his submission hold.

Diablo: SNAKEBITE!

From virtually out of nowhere, Holmes spit that mysterious red mist into Ridge's face and eyes!! the hold was instantly broken.

Diablo: Oh he just gave Ridge a big hit of that Panama Red!!

Immediately Holmes slid out of the ring and went straight for the announcer's table where he stole Maverick's bottled water and tried to wash the venom off of his face and out of his cuts.

He also grabbed the ring bell...

Again, Holmes slid into the ring, looking for nothing fancy he simply smashed Ridge in the small of his back with the ring bell, Ridge rolled onto his back to protect it and Holmes brought it down onto Ridge's face cutting him. He tossed the ring bell aside and stepped back waiting for Ridge to stand...as soon as he did, Holmes hit a running insiguri!!!

Ridge stood planted for a good five seconds, and then did a picture perfect "Flair Flop" right down onto ring bell!!

Maverick: That was disgusting!

Ridge: Blood pouring...blood flying!!

Maverick: That mat looks like a Rorschach test!

Diablo: What do you see?

Holmes stands and runs his thumb across his throat and everyone knew what he was calling for! lifted Ridge and slingshotting him off of the ring ropes he caught him and lifted. The first time it didn't work, Holmes went all the way down to one knee, but as he stood, he pressed Ridge over his head.

Finally he dropped him onto his shoulder, going for the Michinoku Driver II, but Ridge kicked his legs hard as he was dropped, swinging the momentum and overpowering Holmes as he did. Ridge slipped down off of his shoulder and behind him where he pushed Holmes into the ring ropes, as he bounced back, Ridge kicked him in the gut, and lifted him up into a vertical suplex.

Holmes kicked his legs hard, like a cockroach in his death throes and he overpowered the suplex coming down behind Ridge on his feet, hooking the chin and planting Ridge with a back to back fallaway neckbreaker!

Diablo: Shades of the ravishing one, Rick Rude right there folks!! And if we were going by pinfalls this one would be over but I don't think it'll keep Ridge down for a ten count.

When Holmes made it up to his feet, Lowrider started the count, by six Ridge had made it up. By now, both men were a little slower, and a little weaker due to the loss of blood. But Holmes still had enough strength to nail a toe kick and go for his Michinoku Driver II again.

Diablo: It's Devil's Night!!

And again, Ridge snaked out of the hold, this time he somehow reversed it in such a way that he held Holmes up over his head in an inverted crucifix powerbomb. He released Holmes and hit an ace crusher!

Diablo: Now that's some old school Penance!!

As Holmes' chin hit Ridge's shoulder, a mouthful of blood shot out of his mouth and he bounced hard, the back of his head impacted with the ring bell. Holmes lay motionless, dead center of the ring. Lowrider started his count, but as he did, Ridge grabbed the ring bell and raised it up, meaning to smash it back down on Holmes' head! Lowrider grabbed him preventing this so that he could count, not that it mattered...over sixteen thousand people counted it for him!!

Patty Houlihan: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...YOUR WINNER...YOUR DEATHMATCH CHAMP...AND YOUR VERY FIRST UNCENSORED HALL OF FAMER....HARDCORE WRESTLING'S MESSIAH...SNAKE RIDGE!!!

The match is over and Ridge has done it. Suicide Messiah starts to play over the sound system. Ridge is down, but manages to pull himself to a corner. He struggles and has to use the ropes to pull himself up, but eventually, he gets to his feet. The ref hands him the XXX Wrestling Deathmatch title. The fans are on their feet chanting his name. He looks out to the fans and a tear runs down his face. He signals for Patty to give him the mic. The music cuts out and the fans fall silent. Ridge puts the mic to his lips but can't say anything for a few seconds. Finally he does.

Ridge: I'm not crying, I swear. I was in the back smoking a joint with Spyder.

The fans start to chant Spyder's name for a few seconds.

Ridge: I don't want anybody to call this a retirement speech, because I'm not retiring, I'm just stepping away for a little while. I've got a serious back injury that is going to put me out of action for a while, but I will be back raising hell and pissing people off.

I've been with this company, and the companies that it branched out from for a long time. And some people would be to point out that I've never held the companies top title, I've never main evented a pay-per-view, I've never had a serious run at the top of the card, and I have a less than impressive win loss record. But, my time in this company was never about any of those things.

My time in this company has been all about proving something to myself. I wanted to prove to myself that I was capable of hanging with the best wrestlers in the world, and I've proven to myself that I can on more than one occasion, and to me, that is worth more than any title or any amount of money ever could be.

The fans start are on their feet cheering Ridges name. So Far Away by Staind hits the sound system.

Diablo: Now that's what I'm talking about!

Maverick: That's keeping it real and that's what Ridge is all about!

Ridge attempts to leave the ring but as he does...Diablo quickly slides into the ring and grabs him by the arm. Diablo says a few words to him but Ridge just shakes his head and tries again to leave.

Maverick: THIS IS A TRADITION RIDGE! DO IT! EVERYONE TAKES A BUMP FROM THE HALL OF FAMER!!

In the ring, Diablo was insistent! Finally,  JXD, Seraphis and Big Dick walked out onto the ramp and began to make their way down to the ring. When Ridge saw them coming, he knew he had no choice, he cinched in tight around Diablo's waist and hoisted him! He nailed a hard belly to belly suplex, planting him hard! Diablo was up almost before Ridge was, hugging and congratulating him. JXD grabbed the trash can and put it over his head as Big Dick and Seraphis slid into the ring behind him. They both Irish whipped him into the ropes and as he shot back, Ridge nailed a missile dropkick to the crowd's delight! It sent JXD over the top rope and down to the floor below.

Big Dick pushed Seraphis into Ridge and he got hit with a cut throat suplex. There wasn't one ass in one seat, and everyone was chanting "RIDGE" when Big Dick slid out of the ring and grabbed a table. He tossed it into the ring and motioned to Ridge that he was going through the table. Ridge set it up and as Big Dick slid in and readied himself, Holmes grabbed Ridge by his arm, spinning him around to face him.

There was a very, very tense ten seconds until Holmes extended a hand. Stepping back instinctively, Ridge finally took his hand. They shook, Holmes yanked him in tight, gave him the word and Ridge nailed a spinetingling spinebuster shattering the table into a dozen pieces.

Big Dick called for a mic, but it was too late, just as he caught it, Ridge stuck his thumb down deep into his carotid artery, applying one last Snake's bite. As Dick went limp in his arms, Ridge gave a little wink into the camera and leaned down to the mic.

Snake Ridge: So long...from the sunshine state.