The cameras fade in backstage on the image of the X-Net World Heavyweight Championship. We hear kissing in the background as the cameras zoom out to reveal Jeremy Diaz and Miss Perfect sitting on the couch making out. Jeremy goes to lift up Miss Perfect's shirt, but she stops him.

Miss Perfect: We can't. We've both got a match.

Jeremy stops his attempt to get some action.

Diaz: You have a point.

Miss Perfect: I'll see you after the show?

Diaz: That you will.

The two kiss one last time before Miss Perfect gets up and leaves Jeremy's locker room.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention. Slowly the lights dim as "Drama" by L7 starts up. Latrisha emerges from the back wearing a white wife beater and bright red shorts with matching knee pads and boots. Her long wine brown hair lays loosely on her shoulders, and a pair of black fingerless gloves complete her outfit.

Harrison: Making her way to the ring...MISS PERFECT!!!

Diablo: Miss Perfect obviously doesn't know what Jeremy Diaz has been doing backstage with Jessica Haze.

Maverick: From what I've heard about her, I doubt she would care anyways.

She walks slowly down the ramp, with her face fixated on the ring...As she slides underneath the rope she walks to the other side of the ring and stands on the middle rope, taunting her adoring public with a big kiss...She walks to the corner and sits up on the top turnbuckle, awaiting her match to begin.

Harrison: Standing in the ring, her opponent, Deacon Smith!!!

Deacon Smith charges MP, who ducks and nails him in the face with the dropkick. Deacon jumps up and charges her, but gets taken down with a Japanese arm drag. Deacon charges three more times and gets taken down three more times.

Diablo: Deacon Smith is being outclassed in the ring tonight.

Maverick: He is completely unmatched in there.

Perfect whips Deacon against the ropes, but Deacon counters, but she grabs onto Deacon's arm and swings behind him and nails the Absolute Perfection. One, two, three!!!

Harrison: Here is your winner...MISS PERFECT!!!

Miss Perfect gets her hand raised after an easy victory.
 

Corey Ramirez accompanied by Nikki Rose are shown walking to their locker room. In the other Hall Ridge is walking along. As Corey turns the corner he runs right into Ridge just as he was turning the corner.

Ridge: I know you're probably to stoned to know where you are, but watch where you're going.

Corey: Screw you! Maybe if you weren’t so worried about tonight you would've been looking before you ran into the man that’s going to hand you your heart on a silver platter. That's right tonight your going to pay.

Ridge: I guess you're right.

Ridge pulls out his wallet and pulls out a five dollar bill, and hands it to Nikki.

Ridge: Meet me at room 127 of the Super 8 Motel off I-96 after the show.

Corey’s face lights up with anger. He grabs the 5 Dollar bill out of Nikki’s hand and rips it in half.

Corey Ramirez: Where’s Eva at huh? Wouldn’t want something bad to happen to her again would you? Maybe this time I won't play nice.

Corey pulls out a needle filled with heroine and smiles.

Ridge: Didn't you get your ass kicked, when there were three of you last time you tried to kidnap her?

Ridge: That’s right little man. Keep talking.

Ridge turns around and starts to walk off. Corey looks at Nikki with a grin. Then down at the needle in his hand. Corey runs up behind Ridge. Locks and arm around Ridge and pulls him backwards. And takes the needle and sticks it in Ridge’s vein in his arm shooting him up with the heroine. Ridge collapses to the ground. Corey leans down his face.

Ridge: What the fuck did you shoot me up with!

Corey: Mexican Black Tar, or you’d probably know it as heroine. Just a little something to calm you down. Welcome to euphoria Ridge. It’s quite a rush. And I figured I’d spare you some of the pain your going to endure tonight. If you’ve never done it before here’s what to expect. An intense rush of pleasure but beings how much I just injected you with its probably not going to be pretty. So here’s what’s most likely to expect warm flushing to the skin, dry mouth, and feelings to the extremities, which’ll probably be accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and severe itching.

Corey puts his arm around Nikki and they walk off. Corey’s looking back and laughing at the doped up Ridge as he vomits and itches at his arms.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Harrison: This next match is for one fall and will decide the number one contender to the Uncensored NC-17 Title! In the ring already, DLS!

The lights go out, darkness floods the arena.

The voice of pinhead rings out.

“We have such sights to show you!”

The big screen flickers in and out static to the glowing ring from the movie "The Ring"
The ring of light stabilizes and the arena fills with a eerie voice speaking backwards.

Then there is silence...

From the silence a second voice rings out

“The stuff nightmares are made from. ”

In the Center of the Glowing Ring a silver "C" fades into view. Absolute power by Tech N9ne fills the arena. The lights return, the music continues.

RipCord steps forth into the light donning a hooded black cloak.

Harrison: Making his way to the ring tonight by way of Purgatory, Colorado...RIPCORD!

RipCord makes his way down to the ring. Reaching the ring RipCord steps up the steel stairs and into the ring.

The music dies down and Lowrider calls for the match bell.

Diablo: Huge buzz surrounding RipCord backstage, I've been really anxious to see what he can do here on Climax.

Maverick: Well both these guys have a chance to make a huge impact here tonight by walking away with a number contendership in their UWE debut.

Diablo: Word is that Spyder Gainey's had his eye on this guy for years, he is an alumni of Florida State University and everybody knows Spyder's a Nole.

DLS and RipCord lock up in the center of the ring at the collar and elbow feeling each other out. DLS with a reach around,  as if going for a belly to back suplex he lifts, grapevining the leg, RipCord blocks him and reverses the hold into a hammerlock. Reaching back, DLS snap mares RipCord and applies a rear naked chinlock, quickly Lowrider checks it out for a choke.

Maverick:  DLS has every bit of his weight pressing down onto RipCord, he's looking to start wearing him down here in the early going.

Diablo: Smart move there trying to keep RipCord grounded.

RipCord clutches DLS' hands where they grip his chin, slowly he fights the hold, bridging out of it and standing as he does, just as RipCord is reversing it into a wristlock, DLS scores with a hairpull takedown. Still holding onto RipCord's arm, he drops a hard legdrop across the shoulder and applies a figure four armbar.

Diablo: RipCord quickly to the ropes breaking up that hold.

Maverick: He rolls out of the ring, gonna need a second to walk that one off.

Diablo: Both men starting out relatively slow here, they look to be getting a feel for each other.

Maverick: DLS slides out of the ring, it looks like he may be tired of waiting for RipCord to bring the fight to him.

As DLS slides out, RipCord slides back into the ring. Sliding back in, DLS is met with a boot to the face, and then another. RipCord pulls him up and bouncing him off of the ropes sends him for the ride.

Diablo: Big cross body plancha by RipCord! Both men quickly back up to their feet...

Before Lowrider could even count a one count, DLS pushed RipCord off of him and sprung to his feet.

Maverick: Cross crossing the ring, hitting the ropes, beautiful leap frog there by RipCord.

Diablo: Oh what a big back body drop! RipCord just got air, but I think DLS just got a little bit more!

Maverick: Oh RipCord looks like he's just stalking DLS there in the ring...like a vulture circling.

As DLS slowly moves to his feet, RipCord springs into action nailing a hard springboard dropkick. Hooking the far leg with a lateral press, Lowrider slides into position for the pinfall...

Diablo: 1...2...

Maverick: DLS just barely getting a shoulder up!

Diablo: Winner is number one contender to the NC-17 title, you can believe that these two will give it their all!

RipCord backs away from DLS, calling for the "Rip Effect". Slowly moving to his feet, DLS gets planted hard to the mat!

Maverick: RipCord is making an impact tonight...literally!

Diablo: He's calling for "RIPLASH!"

RipCord slowly pulls DLS up to his feet, with a kick to the gut, RipCord hooks in his DLS for what looks to be a fisherman like suplex. He lifts and in mid move he turns his opponent into the traditional tombstone piledriver position, planting DLS with a sit-down piledriver.

Maverick: Devastating move with much emphasis on the neck!

Diablo: That could be the single most devastating finisher in Uncensored!

Lowrider slides into position to make the three count.

Maverick: 1...2...3!

Diablo: That's it! it's over!

As Lowrider raises RipCord's arm in victory, the ring announcer makes it official.

Harrison: Your winner...and the number one contender to the UWE NC-17 Title...RIPCORD!

Diablo: I just got word from backstage that Spyder Gainey has company...let's check out who it is..
 

The scene opens up in Spyder Gainey's office. Spyder is sitting at his desk when a knock comes to the door. Before Spyder can answer fans go wild when they see Trinity Holmes step in and walk up to him, she sits in a chair across from the UWE owner. 

Trinity: I need to speak with you… 

Spyder sits there for a moment just looking at the young girl before finally responding. 

Spyder: What’s the problem? 

Trinity: Deuce and I are the same age you know. 

Spyder: Yes I know this, you are twins. 

Trinity: He is only a minute older than me and I have my accomplishments too, I was the FTW Twiztid Champion. 

Spyder lets out a sigh and sits back in his chair. 

Spyder: Ok Trinity, what is this all about, why are you telling me things I already know, what's the point babe? 

Trinity starts to pout, she knows that Spyder is getting upset with her and doesn’t want that, not if she plans on getting her own way. 

Trinity: I only say these things because you are letting him ref matches and making me sit in the back… I want to do stuff too! 

Spyder: You don’t think the stunt you two pulled last week was doing stuff? 

Tilting her head she smiles sweetly before responding. 

Trinity: Aww come on, that was just a bit of fun, besides I want to ref matches too, do what Deuce is doing, you know I could handle it. 

Spyder: I have no doubt that you could handle it, I am just concerned with why you would want to. 

Trinity: Why ask why, just do. Come on Spyder, I want to be more involved with things… please! 

Spyder starts to laugh and then sits back up. 

Spyder: I tell you what, let me think about it and we will talk more at another time, I am a bit busy right now running this show. 

Trinity sighs, not hearing the answer that she wanted but stands anyways knowing not to push. 

Trinity: O.K. but I would really like to do this, we'll hang out more later. 

Spyder just lightly laughs again as Trinity walks out of the room, shutting the door behind her.

Diablo: That girl ain't right, wouldn't you say Maverick?

Maverick: You could say that. I wouldn't, but you could.

Diablo: Well next we've got Seraphis and Halo. Seraphis made quite a statement at Ballroom Blitz, completely annihilating Ryan Slade. Take a look.

The scene cuts to images from last weeks match between Seraphis and Slade, which was a lopsided victory for Seraphis. Seraphis bends down and grabs a fist full of Ryan's hair, nailing him with a ten count of right hands. This all leads up to a 1,2,3 after Seraphis nails the Oblivion. The scene then cuts back to our announce team.

Maverick: Well last week is over, and that man in the ring Halo looks poised to provide a better match than Slade did.

Diablo: Yes, Halo made his way down to the ring during the clips of Seraphis last week. At least they didn't scare him off.

Suddenly Metalingus by Alterbridge hits the speakers. The crowd goes wild as the lights fall and slow motion stills of Seraphis' most solid bumps cascade slowly down the big screen. Pyros explode and a spotlight hits the staging revealing that the pyros have ignited the Kendo stick that he holds up over his head.

Harrison: And from parts unknown, SERAPHIS!

Seraphis rolls into the ring as the match bell rings.

Diablo: No wasted time here as Seraphis and Halo go toe to toe in the center of the ring.

Furiously exchanging rights and lefts, Seraphis and Halo stand steadfast in the center of the ring. A knee to the gut from Seraphis breaks this encounter, followed with an elbow to the back of the head, driving Halo down to a knee. Seraphis lifts Halo back up and whips him towards the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a standing dropkick.

Diablo: Nice move there by Seraphis, catching Halo off guard.

Maverick: Yea yea, quick starts are common. Let's see if he can finish it.

Both Seraphis and Halo make it up their feet quick and lock themselves up. Halo powers Seraphis into the corner and goes for a knife edge chop, but Seraphis turns the tables and places Halo in the corner. To the chorus of "WOOOO'S" from the crowd, Seraphis unloads chops onto the vulnerable Halo before lifting him onto the top turnbuckle. Seraphis follows him up and nails Halo with a superplex, rolling over into a cover.

Diablo: 1...2..kickout by Halo!!

Maverick: Ahh, I thought it was over.

Diablo: So did Seraphis.

Seraphis, visibly upset, picks up Halo by the hair, but Halo nails Seraphis with an elbow to the gut. Halo hits Seraphis with a second elbow and then goes running towards the far ropes. He leaps and springboards himself off the ropes, flying back towards Seraphis with a crossbody. Seraphis catches Halo and uses his momentum against him, turning the springboard crossbody into a powerslam in the center of the ring.

Diablo: WHAT A COUNTER BY SERAPHIS!!! That had to hurt.

Maverick: Oh boy, this might hurt more. Seraphis lifts up the shaken Halo....OBLIVION!!! There it is, that vicious diamond cutter right in the center of the ring.

Seraphis covers Halo in the center of the ring as the referee begins the formality of the 1...2....3. The match bell sounds as once again Metalingus by Alterbridge hits the speakers. Seraphis stands and gets his arm raised by Lowrider to the delight of the Climax crowd.

Harrison: And your winner via pinfall...SERAPHIS!

Diablo: Another quick and painless victory for Seraphis.

Maverick: Yea, Halo might want to stick to Xbox or something. Wrestling isn't his field.
 

We see Miss Perfect walking through the backstage area. She already has on her white wife beater and red shorts...However, her red boots are un-laced. Her long brown hair is pulled to the side, exposing the tattoo on her neck. A cute black girl walks by, probably around 19 years old wearing some skimpy pink dress. Miss Perfect quickly snaps her head around and scans that firm ass. She walks over to the young girl and taps her shoulder.

Miss Perfect: Hey baby, wanna be an overnight celebrity?

Girl: Um no.

Miss Perfect: Ok fine. You wanna play hard to get eh...Don't worry Miss Perfect knows how to turn em out.

Girl: Excuse me?? Who are you?

Miss Perfect: Are you blind, deaf, or dumb? I'm Miss Perfect! Surely you knew this.

Girl: I've never heard of a Miss Perfect.

Miss Perfect: EHHHH?

Girl: Yeah, I'm here for Jessica Haze. She's one hot bitch.

Miss Perfect: Jessica Haze? Who the hell is she? Some stripper?

Girl: She's like the best female wrestler in the world.

Miss Perfect: Hah! That's a good one. So do you happen to know where this supposed best female wrestler in the world is right now?

Girl: Probably in the huge ass dressing room with the label "Jessica Haze" on it.

Miss Perfect: Funny, funny. We'll see who this Haze bitch is. In the meantime buy yourself a personality, it may make you more attractive.

The girl's mouth drops as Miss Perfect begins walking down the hallway and pulls her hair loose. She places the rubberband around her right ankle and runs her fingers through her long locks. As she turns the corner she bumps into a buxom blonde. Miss Perfect stumbles backwards and falls to the floor...She stares up with a pissed off look before staring at the enormous knockers on the blonde's chest. The woman is immediately identified as Jessica Haze. She looks down and Miss Perfect snickers before walking away quietly. Miss Perfect looks up at her ass until Jessica turns a corner and disappears.

Miss Perfect: Gotta get me some of that!

Miss Perfect bites her lip a little bit as she looks at to the side to see a large pair of black boots with steel tip. She looks up to see Sean Galen shaking his head at her.

Miss Perfect: Nice bulge.

Sean Galen: Looks like you're exactly where you belong.

She frowns as he shakes his head once more and strolls down the hallway.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention. The lights go out and as the crowd falls quiet and a voice over starts to play.

”They never told me they were gonna put me away. I'm not crazy I tell you! I'm not insane! Am I? I made a magic wand today. Maybe I'll wish myself away. Next to the ocean where birds sing. These are a few of my favorite things"

Harrison: Now making her way to the ring. “ The Devils own Angel” Alexis Haze!

Red lights flash as Alexis walks out from the back. She is clutching her beat up and torn teddy bear. She holds it close as she makes her way to the ring slowly. As "Bite the bullet" by Across 5 Aprils blares over the PA system. She slides in the ring and puts her teddy in the corner and softly strokes his head. The ring crew pulls it out and she glares at them and her eyes seem to glaze over as if she has gone mad. The music slowly fades out.

Then lights flicker and then go out. The arena's thousands of fans wait in anticipation. A huge explosion goes off in the rafters as pyro explodes on the stage and smoke pours out throughout the crowd.

"OOH WAH AH AH AH!!!"

Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts over the arena's P.A. system as out steps Sean Galen to a enormous crowd reaction of cheers and boos.

Harrison: And her opponent. Sean Galen!!

He walks down the aisle and to the ring apron as he leaps up onto it. He slides between the second and third rope, and walks into the center of the ring. He gets on the turnbuckles and taunts the crowd, flexing and raising up his arms. As he hops down he turns around and catches a Spinning Heel Kick from Alexis sending him onto the mat. The bell rings to a late start of the match. Alexis lifts back up Galen and whips him into the ropes and catches him with a Drop Toe Hold sending Galen face first on the mat. Galen gets to his feet and knees Alexis and locks up with her pushing her backwards. Then Galen scoops her up and lands a Fall Away Slam landing Alexis in the center of the ring. Galen ascends to the top rope and performs a frog splash. Alexis at the right moment rolls out of the way, Galen lands on the mat. As Galen is staring to get up, Alexis drop kicks him before he gets to his feet. Alexis then lands an Asai Moonsault on Galen.

Maverick: Alexis is showing Galen there is no such thing as a weaker sex!

Galen starts getting to his feet, Alexis grabs him. Galen counters picking up Alexis in a Death Valley Driver set up. He then flips her over setting her up in a Reverse DDT. Galen slams her head first on the mat. Galen slides up to Alexis upper body and locks her arm in his legs.

Diablo: Uh Oh we might be seeing the end here before it even gets started. That looks like Galen's Lockdown!

Maverick: I wouldn’t count Alexis out that easily.

Alexis pushes her lower body up with her legs and somersaults out of it. Alexis runs at Galen trying to clothesline Galen, He ducks and does a drop toe hold. He goes for the lockdown again, but Alexis somersaults out of it once more. Alexis runs at Galen again, She goes for a Cross body Slam but Galen catches her an does a Backbreaker, Galen still holding her takes a few steps and does another Backbreaker and drops Alexis to the mat. And goes for a pin.

Maverick: Kick out at the last second.

Alexis gets up and her and Galen lock up. Alexis kicks Galen right in the goods. Galen stumbles with his back to Alexis nursing himself. Alexis then takes Galen and performs a Cradle Tombstone Piledriver. She then locks Galen in the Texas Clover Leaf. Galen tries to drag himself to the rope, but Alexis lays on the pressure straining his legs even more. Galen after many attempts to stretch and grab the rope finally does. Ref breaks the hold. Galen pulls himself up by the ropes, Alexis goes to grab him and catches an elbow from Galen. Galen scoops up Alexis and slams her down hard with a powerslam. Galen picks Alexis up over his shoulder and slams her to the mat again with a Back Body Drop. As Alexis slowly makes it to her feet, Galen kicks Alexis in the stomach as she tried to lock up with him, and puts her head between his legs, he holds up his right arm signaling for his finisher.

Diablo: It’s all over!! He’s signaling for Tapped Out!

Out of nowhere Jeremy Diaz jumps over the guard rail and slides in the ring and performs a left legged Superkick, knocking Galen down and breaking his hold on Alexis. Diaz then lifts up Galen and hits him with a Test Drive also.

Diablo: It’s Infamous! Nailing Galen with The” 2-0-5” and “ The Roll Out”!

Diaz rolls out to ring side. Galen lies on the mat hurt as Alexis ascends to the top rope she signals to the crowd and leaps hitting Galen with a Swanton Bomb. Alexis hooks his leg.

Diablo: Hazey Nights!! It’s over.

Maverick: 1…2…3! Oh my Jeremy Diaz just cost Sean Galen the match.

Harrison: And here is your winner by way of pin fall. “The Devils Own Angel” ALEXIS HAZE!!
 

The cameras fade back to Jeremy Diaz's locker room. He has just ran in from ringside and it is obvious his adrenaline is peaking. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, he jumps, half expecting it to be Galen, then plays it cool.

Diaz: Come on in Latrisha.

After no response, Jeremy tears the door open with his fists raised but there stands Jessica Haze in front of him. Her boobs catch his attention first and then she walks into the locker room before he can say anything.

Diaz: Jessica.

Jessica: Yes, and have I craved the day you would say my name again Jeremy.

Jessica went over and sat on the sofa where Jeremy was previously making out with Miss Perfect.

Jessica: So, did you miss me?

Diaz: You never answered my phone calls. What was up with that?

Jessica: My, my, my. Aren't we a little angry tonight?

Jessica stands up and walks to where she's face to face with Jeremy.

Jessica: Looks like we're gonna have to loosen you up a bit before your match.

Jessica pushes Jeremy against the door and begins to pull his tights down as the scene fades to black.
 

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention. "I Take Drugs" By Murderdolls hits on the sound system and the arena goes completely black and a strobe light kicks on after a few moments Corey and Nikki Rose walk out. Corey walks to the each side of the ramp antagonizing the fans by yelling at them and giving them the finger. Nikki bends over and runs her hands from her ass up her back and shakes her ass at the crowd.

Harrison: The following contest is "FUCK THE RULES" match...Making his way to the ring from Riverside, California...Weighing in at 190 pounds...Please welcome, COREY RAMIREZ!!!

The fans boo as the two of them make their way to the ring. Corey slides in the ring and Nikki takes her place at ringside. Camera zooms in on Corey's face and he sticks out his pierced tongue as the strobe lights kick off and the lights come back on. Corey then walks over and leans on the turnbuckles awaiting his opponent.

Diablo: This is a very young kid here.

Maverick: Yes, and he's seeing success as such an early age.

"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society hits the speakers as Snake Ridge makes his way from the back to boos from the crowd. He walks down the aisle faking like he is going to slap a few fans.

Harrison: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan...Weighing in at 243 pounds...Please welcome, SNAKE RIDGE!!!

Ridge enters the ring via steel steps as Harrison exits it. Corey wastes no time in attacking the larger Ridge as he enters the ring and stomping him into the corner.

Maverick: Corey has a smart strategy here, take the big man down before he can get to you.

Diablo: Damn right Mav, and he's got the clear advantage now.

Corey holds the ropes for support while he stomps a hole into Ridge. After a while of stomping, Corey gets hyped up for the crowd and Nikki at ringside. As soon as he turns to go back on the attack, Ridge meets him with a huge boot to the chin! Corey goes down holding his mouth as Ridge jumps to the outside of the ring where Nikki is and flexes at her. Nikki gets scared and curses Ridge so Ridge begins to stalk her, but only until Corey nails him with a springboard 720 splash!!!

Maverick: WHAT ATHLETICISM!!!

Diablo: Amazing young kid!

The two of them spill onto the outside as Corey gets up first and lifts up the apron of the ring to pull out a few hardcore goodies. He pulls out a trashcan filled with weapons and then a trashcan lid. He takes the lid and goes to smash Ridge, who gets to his feet and kicks Corey directly in the gut. Corey braces himself as Ride then grabs him and throws him head first into the steel ring steps!

Maverick: Ridge takes control of this match finally.

Diablo: Now he's throwing young Corey into the ring followed by the trashcan filled with goodies!

Maverick: Calm down, you fool.

Ridge picks up the trash can lid and throws it in the ring as well. He then goes over and pulls out the heavy steel ring steps and slides them under the bottom rope. Nikki distracts Ridge, who still has his hands on the steel ring steps. Ridge begins to yell at her until Corey nails the steel steps with a baseball slide sending them into the face of Ridge!!!

Diablo: That must've busted Ridge open!

Maverick: Or made him angry.

Ridge stands up with a murderous look in his eyes. He begins to scream insanely as he charges the ring. Corey tries to get to him before he can do anything, but Ridge catches his foot and flips Corey so hard that he does a back flip before landing on his gut. Corey gets on his hands and knees as Ridge bounces off the ropes and field goal kicks him DIRECTLY IN THE CHIN!!!!

Diablo: Is that his tooth on our desk?

Maverick: Gross!

Blood splatters from Corey's mouth and is all over his chest as Ridge flews Chuck Liddell style in the middle of the ring. He then reaches into the trashcan and pulls out a roll of barbed wire and some thumbtacks as his eyes light up once more. Corey gets on one knee as Ridge wraps the barbed wire around his hand before punishing Corey's face with it over and over again!

Diablo: He's going to turn Corey's face into minced meat!

Maverick: He already did!

Ridge poses on a turnbuckle with the barbed wire wrapped around his hand with Corey's blood and skin all over it. He poses a bit too long as Corey staggers to reach a kendo stick hanging out of that trashcan. With a crimson mask he is struggling to see, but can see the basic image of Ridge still posing with that barbed wire. Corey smacks Ridge in the back of the head so hard with the kendo stick that he hits himself in the face with the barbed wire and it is stuck!!!

Diablo: Ridge's arm is stuck to his face from that barbed wire!!!

Maverick: Only in Uncensored.

Corey then observes to see the steel ring steps in perfect position, so he goes under Ridge and nails him with a running Liger bomb onto the steel ring steps!!! One, two, three!!!

Harrison: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! COREY RAMIREZ!!!!!

Diablo: This young kid has shown he has a bright future ahead of him in UWE.

Maverick: Let's not sell out the sadistic nature of Snake Ridge's efforts. He is truly a hardcore legend in this business.

Diablo: And the barbed wire is still stuck to his face, but he's too knocked out to even realize it!

The cameras fade backstage as Sancho is standing in front of the locker room of Jeremy Diaz.

Sancho: I am here in front of the locker room of the X-Net World Heavyweight Champion Jeremy Diaz. I'm hoping to get a word with him. Huh?

The door to the locker room opens and Jessica Haze steps out. She wipes her mouth and rubs her hand on Sancho's shoulder before walking away.

Sancho: Jessica Haze? .. Pubic Hair?

Diaz: Sancho!

Jeremy Diaz comes walking out of the locker room in his in-ring attire with the X-Net Title over his shoulder. He slaps Sancho on the back of the neck and grips him tightly.

Diaz: Here for an interview, eh?

Sancho: Yeah?

Sancho squirms under the brute strength of Jeremy who decides to let his neck go after one more smack.

Sancho: Tonight you go one on one with JXD the UWE Primo Champion, but first I wanted to get your comments on the promo cut by Sean Galen earlier this week.

Diaz: Where he called me a dick rider? Maybe Sean Galen has been riding the NLCW Brass Penis too long to know the exact meaning of dick riding. Dick riding is when you suck up to someone because you see they are going places. I am salivating with the thought and punching Sean Galen so hard in his mouth that he pisses his two front teeth. But I will not get into the subject of Sean Galen because you see, he's a Bitch and I've got bigger fish to fry tonight. What is the deal with Sean Galen anyways?

Sancho: He is the wrestling god.

Diaz: I wonder where he got THAT from. Oh so original. We shall all bow down to KING Galen because he's the WRESTLING GOD. I'll bow down to Sean Galen when he stops ripping off played out gimmicks. Until then, I'll settle for kicking his ass everytime I see him. Now onto JXD.

Sancho: How are you feeling-

Sancho gets distracted by Jeremy scratching his genitals.

Sancho: Tonight about your-

Jeremy continues to scratch.

Sancho: Simone! I have crabs too.

Diaz: Huh!?

Sancho: You don't have crabs.

Diaz: NO YOU FOOL!!! I have an ungodly itch on my balls!

Sancho: The crabs are the same.

Diaz: Hey, fuck you, I ain't got no crabs.

Sancho: Just seemed like it.

Diaz: Keep your assumptions to yourself Sancho before I slap the crabs out of you. Now JXD hasn't seen shit like he'll see tonight in the ring with the Infamous One. I'm going to kick his ass and brag about it later. And when the night is finished people will be calling me the NC-17 Champion...they'll be calling me the uncrowned UWE Primo Champion. BEOTCH!!!

Jeremy shoves Sancho away before heading down the hall towards the ring.

Diablo: Standing room only tonight here at the State Fairgrounds and this one right here is why. The Nightmare JXD, the first Uncensored Primo Champion is in the house tonight and he will be going for double gold, double glory in just moments. UWE NC-17 Title is on the line.

Maverick: And the only thing standing in his way is the X-Net Worldwide Heavyweight Champion, Infamous Jeremy Diaz. And who's to say that Diaz doesn't want another strap over his shoulder?

Diablo: The entire wrestling world is watching this one, have no doubts about that. And you know that NWC's Cletus "Bulge" Haycock is watching. You now Mav...he is the self-proclaimed "Real Tex-Net Worldwide Heavyweight Champeen".

Maverick: Big time challenge laid out to Diaz by Haycock for X-Net Worldwide's June pay per view, Dreams and Destiny! And that wasn't the only one either. Our special guest referee Deuce Holmes has called out the XFW World Heavyweight Champion, Jason Violent for a rematch from their showdown in round three of the Roughkut dot com Invitational last January. And I just hope that Michael Mordrid has the common sense to book this event in an outdoor stadium because Holmes and Violent 2 will blow the roof off of any arena I can name!

Diablo: Well let's just hope for your sake that Jason Violent didn't hear you refer to him as the XFW World Champ. He has publically denounced not only that Title...but the company as well. Not that I blame him there. But for the record, Deuce Holmes has challenged PWF World Heavyweight Champion Jason Violent at Dreams and Destiny, no word yet from the Champ or his management team.

The arena lights fade to black as the opening rifts to Slipknots "Spit it out" blast out the speakers before the voice of Corey Taylor is heard over the top

"Since you never gave a damn in the first place
Maybe it’s time you had the tables turned
Cuz in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved
And the verdict is guilty..."

As one voice, the crowd erupt into a fury of hatred as JXD walks out, pushing in front of him is a shopping cart of the same size from the Jackass movie, filled with ultraviolent weapons of all sorts. JXD's Primo championship is tucked down the front of his ring attire as he walks to the ring.

Harrison: This next contest is for the Uncensored NC-17 Title and is tonight's main event! Making his way to the ring tonight by way of Derby, England...he is your Uncensored Primo Champion...he is The NIGHTMARE...J...X...D!!

JXD slides into the ring after leaving the cart at ringside, pulling out the belt as he raises it above his head, for a split second some of the fans cheer, those who let out a cheer are met with a scowl and a middle finger raised at them as JXD screams "FUCK YOU!", dropping to the mats as he hands the timekeeper the Primo belt, ordering him not to get fingerprints on the plate or he pays for it later. Then the arena lights go out and the fans question the darkness of the arena. Expecting some sort of dark and gothic entrance, they are surprised by the kicking in of "Who Run It" by 3-6-Mafia. The song goes into full blast as white and blue pyro-technics BLAST in the entrance. This gets a reaction out of the crowd as spotlights hit the stage and out comes none other than the Infamous One, Jeremy Diaz clad in all black wrestling gear with the X-Net World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. The crowd goes nuts at the sight of The Infamous One as he walks to both edges of the stage to gaze into the crowd as the blinding surge of camera flashes blink off his shades. He then heads down the aisle.

Harrison: And his opponent...making his way to the ring tonight by way of Birmingham, Alabama...Ladies and gentlemen please welcome...THE X-NET WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND UNCENSORED'S OWN..."INFAMOUS" JEREMY DIAZ!!!

Jeremy enters the ring via the steel steps and poses on all four turnbuckles by hoisting the X-Net Title high above his head. He then gets down and grabs a mic from ring side as the crowd chants "In-Fam-OUS" loudly and repeatedly. And just then, "Step Up" by Drowning Pool explodes from the speakers.

Maverick: You've GOT to be shittin' me!!

Diablo: This is not good.

Slowly, Arnold Layne makes his way out onto the staging. The big man stares Diaz down, then raises a finger pointing towards him as he begins walking to the ring, trash talking Diaz every step of the way. Layne pauses at the steel steps, then walks around to the broadcast position where he grabs a headset and takes the empty chair in between Maverick and Diablo.

Maverick: Well...what a pleasure it is Mr. Layne.

Arnold Layne: Shut your damn hole little man.

Diablo: Checking out the competition are you Layne?

Arnold Layne: That's exactly what I'm doing Diablo...checking out the UWE Primo Champion JXD.

Diablo: I was talking about Diaz...

Arnold Layne: Don't make me laugh. What do I care about a chump like Diaz when I can be scouting the Champ...the man I will be facing at Scandalous for the UWE Primo Title.

As Diaz tries to watch both JXD in the ring and Layne outside of the ring, "Prince Charming" by Metallica explodes from the speakers. Slow and cocky as is his trademark, Holmes steps out onto the staging and begins walking to the ring. He does not wear the traditional ref's uniform, instead preferring to be dressed and ready for battle. Holmes climbs into the ring, says a few words to both men and calls for the match bell.

Diablo: We are finally underway! Any predictions on the outcome Arnold?

Arnold Layne: Yeah...no matter who wins, they can't beat me.

Inside of the ring, a collar and elbow tie up starts us off. Diaz overpowers JXD and begins to muscle him back into the far side corner where at the last second JXD reverses and sends Diaz into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a high knee lift to the sternum. JXD stands Diaz back up with a hard knife edged chop. Holmes starts a five count, but Diaz counters with a hard right hand staggering JXD.

Diablo: I don't know who has been wanting this fight more, the fans or the two men in it. This is what it's all about, these could be the two best we have on the roster and to hell with saving it for a pay per view, this is how we do week in and week out.

Diaz backs JXD all the way up into the far side ropes and with an Irish whip sends him for the ride. Diaz goes for a clothesline, but JXD ducks it and springboarding off of the middle rope he lands a corkscrew crossbody taking Diaz down. He hooks a leg but in no hurry at all, Diaz is able to kick out of Holmes' three count.

Maverick: JXD does not like this!

Diablo: He had better stay focused on Diaz! He can't beat Diaz and Holmes!

As JXD argues with Holmes, Diaz slides a full nelson onto him, then nails a hard full nelson slam and follows it up with a tumbleweed leg drop. He quickly hooks a leg and Holmes was even slower to make a three count for Diaz.

Diablo: JXD with plenty of time to kick out of that. I don't know if I like the idea of Holmes reffing this. This is a title fight you know.

Arnold Layne: You actually think that a UWE Title will have any respect until I'm wearing it?

By now both Diaz and JXD are up and in Holmes face demanding that he do his job. Smirking, Holmes visibly pays the duo no attention when out of nowhere, JXD nails him with a low blow. As he doubles over, Diaz catches Holmes up in the facelock then nails the swinging neckbreaker!

Diablo: Roll of the Dice! Holmes is out!

As JXD taunts Holmes, Diaz steps back, then up into him nailing the "2-0-5 Kick"

Maverick: JXD is out! This one's over! Jeremy Diaz is the NC-17 Champ!

Diablo: Yeah...maybe if we had a ref!

Jeremy Diaz slides out of the ring, he throws both hands up in the air, taunting and challenging Arnold Layne.

Arnold Layne: Oh your time will come Diaz! Your time will come!

Diablo: Holmes is up inside of the ring, and I don't care how slow he wanted to count JXD is out cold, Diaz has this won!

Holmes slides out of the ring behind Diaz...

Quickly all three of them, Layne, Maverick and Diablo begin shouting and pointing behind Diaz.

Maverick: MOVE!!

Diablo: Look out behind you!

But Diaz seemed to only see Layne. He nodded his head slowly, sarcastically acknowledging that he wouldn't be falling for that when Holmes grabbed him by the shoulder and spit the red mist in his eyes!

Maverick: Holmes just gave Diaz a big hit of the Panama Red!

Diablo: IT'S DEVIL'S NIGHT!

With Diaz rubbing his blinded eyes, Holmes scoops him up into a fisherman's suplex inverting it at the last second into a Michinoku Driver and planting Diaz hard on the concrete at ringside!

Arnold Layne: Look at that no-name nobody in there punking Diaz. I really don't think he is even worth my time anymore. Back inside of the ring, JXD struggles to regain his composure. He stands to his feet in the middle of the ring and breathes heavily as Jeremy lays motionless on the outside. The Champ looks over at his fallen opponent and prepares to step outside the ropes. Before he can Miss Perfect, still wearing her wrestling attire, slides inside the ring and jerks his shoulder back hard. She kicks JXD in the stomach hard and executes a beautiful brain buster ddt. The crowd is unsure of what to make of the bold move at first.

Diablo: What's she doing out here?

Maverick: I don't know but this can't be good for JXD.

Using her momentum she climbs up onto the top turnbuckle facing the crowd and leaps backwards executing a shooting star press. She rolls JXD over on his back and slips out of the ropes as quickly as she came in. On the outside Jeremy Diaz is recuperating. He stands to his feet and wipes the red mist out of his eyes. JXD is still motionless as the XNET Champion slides back inside of the ring. He grabs JXD up by the hair and Irish whips him against the ropes. In a swift motion Jeremy hits a vicious 2-0-5, sending JXD onto the mat hard. Holmes refuses to slide back inside of the ring as Diaz covers the Primo Champ. He simply chooses to ignore the situation when the arena lights flicker and dim down and the piercing shriek of the opening guitar rips through the PA. The fans can already be heard booing, as static flickers across the big screen and the Blood Pact logo flashes up, followed by Jason’s Iron Cobra, and opening video package. The main riff of the song then kicks in, and as the ramp and stage are bathed in a cold blue light, the boos and jeers of the fans intensifies, as the luridly clad Curtis McMasterson comes stalking out from backstage, yelling through the Megaphone.

Curtis McMasterson: AND FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE THE FIRST REAL STAR ON AN UNCENSORED BROADCAST...THE PWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...JASON VIOLENT!!!

Jason hops the guardrail behind Holmes, then pounds his chest in the 'Violent at Heart' Gesture, then raises his arm in the 'V for Violence', as the fans boo him loudly. He grabs Holmes hard by a shoulder turning him to face him, then cinches his arms in tight around his waist and lifts him straight up. Jason starts to pull Holmes up for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but midway through, suddenly kicks his legs out, throwing himself backwards and driving Holmes'  head hard down into the concrete at ringside.

Diablo: That's the Cobra's Bite! That's what Violent beat Holmes with last January!

Violent rolls Holmes into the ring, and following him in Violent takes Holmes by the wrist forcing him to make the three count...

1..

2..

3..

The bell rings as "Who Run It" by 3-6-Mafia begins to play.

Harrison: Your winner via pinfall, and the Uncensored NC-17 Champion...Infamous Jeremy Diaz!!!

As Diaz makes it to his feet, he is given the UWE NC-17 Title by Lowrider who raises his arm in victory. As Diaz poses on the turnbuckles with both of his title belts, XFW's Jason Violent pulls a contract out of his pocket and dipping his pen in the pooling blood under Duece's face he signs it!

Diablo: Oh what an event! UWE has crowned it's second champion...an NC-17 champion in Jeremy Diaz and it looks like Holmes got his answer!

Maverick: And you saw it here live on Climax, Holmes vs. Violent 2 will happen next month at X-Net Worldwide's Dreams and Destiny!

Inside of the ring, Jeremy Diaz calls for a microphone and for his music to cease.

Diaz: First of all I want to say that tonight...JXD earned my respect and I will give him a rematch anytime that Spyder Gainey wants to put a real ref in charge. And just because I am a champion now in UWE...that don't make me the hunted. I'm still the predator and this is still my jungle. And to prove that, I'm calling out the so called King here in UWE. I'm calling out Sean Galen. You tired of getting punked boy? You ready to see me yet?

Diaz holds the NC-17 Title up high.

Diaz: Next week chump...it's me and you...and it's the main event. If you win...you get this...but if you lose.

The cameras zoom in on Diaz as the credits begin to roll...

Diaz: If you lose...take your bitch ass back to NLCW!

Diablo: WHOA! What a challenge! Diaz has laid it all out!

Maverick: Next week it's like the playoffs for Galen...win...or go home!

Diablo: You won't want to miss this one everyone, next week from the Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto it's Diaz vs. Galen and the UWE NC-17 Title will be on the line! I'll be there...will you?

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