The street signs marking the corners of Alligator Alley and Old Dixie Highway in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida comes into focus.
Big Dick Dempsey: BOOM! here comes the BOOM! Ready or not...here come the boys from the south...
He stops singing to pull his headphones off and smack his cousin, Just Plain Jack Jennings.
Big Dick: I'm fucking anything that moves tonight fat ass. You bring the quarters?
Jack just nods and pulls a heavy sock nearly half filled with quarters out of the pocket of the trench coat he wore every day of the year.
Big Dick: Fuck that old bastard Harrison! We're getting our old jobs back tonight and then I'm fucking anything that moves.
He points out across the street in front of him.
Big Dick: Oh yeah. You too bitch. You ain't safe neither! I work here. And this fat ass gets to sit on his fat ass and work here! C'mon...let's go inside and find Spyder.
He smacks his cousin again and opens up
the front door of Spyder Gainey's Permanent Stain Tattoo and disappears
inside as
you see a long white stretch limo pull up in front of Spyder's tattoo
shop. Then the door opens. 2 expensive looking white leather Italian
shoes step out then the rest of the body comes out and you see a cane it
the ground then the camera moves up to see Seamus Kelley wearing a long
sable fur duster coat and expensive sunglasses. He is carrying a bag. He
taps the cane on the ground casually and walks to the door of the
building then before he walks in you see a bus pull up behind him and
roadies unload some equipment. Seamus then opens the door and walks into
the tattoo parlour. Trinity Holmes sees him and walks up to him.
Seamus Kelley: G'day lass. I could smell
you coming a mile away.
Seamus holds out the bag to Trinity and talks really slow as if talking
to a kid.
Seamus Kelley: Take my bag and
put it by the stage.
Seamus then grabs a playing card out of his pocket and a pen and signs
the card then he hands the card to Trinity pushing it against her chest
then he walks away down a hall. As he walked off, she turned to the
camera and shouted one word:
Trinity Holmes: Doooooooooooooooooooooooose!
Trinity just
drops the bag where she stands, bending over to open it, taking out
whatever she finds that may interest her and leaving the rest behind.
The cameras pan out an open window where the fans in the lot seem on
fire despite not being in an arena, they are even louder and entertained
then before. Of in the far side of the parking lot, smoke can be seen
rising up into the parking lot as people gather there. Through the
crowd, Seraphis can be seen with a cigarette in his mouth, cookin' on a
grill as he tosses hot dogs and hamburgers over. He grabs a hot dog and
slaps it into a bun and hands it to a random fan as he takes a drag from
his cigarette. From the side, Patty Houlihan is seen walking over to
Seraphis with a mic in hand
Patty: Hey Seraphis, mind if I
ask you a few questions?
Seraphis: No.
Seraphis hands out a hamburger this time as Patty doesn't leave.
Patty: Aw come on buddy...you
can trust me!
Seraphis lets out a laugh as he simply smiles.
Seraphis: Alright Patty, what
is it?
Patty: Well...we all here are
getting used to the new look, but the not so new look. You know...new to
us but not new to you. You get me?
Seraphis: Sadly yes...
Patty: Anyway...what can we
expect from this new but not new Seraphis? Moping? Ass beatings? Crying?
Usual shit?
Seraphis hands out another hot dog as he takes a drag from his cigarette
before answering.
Seraphis: You're funny
Patty...nice name by the way. Well...you can expect drinking, smoking,
and alot of ass beatings. Because I have something to prove to all of
these fans here. And that is that the Seraphis that was getting beaten
and the Seraphis that couldn't even head out into public is dead. And
the true one is here and that he isn't just some shadow of a former
self, that he is the true self.
Seraphis reaches down and brings up a beer as he begins to drink it as
the scene pans away.
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Diablo: We are live from 'The Mothership'. The corners of Alligator Alley and Old Dixie Highway...Spyder Gainey's Permanent Stain Tattoo Parlour in Ft. Lauderdale. A revolution was launched right here last year!
Just Plain Jack drops some quarters in the jukebox on the deck at Artie's Pub where all the smokers are smoking and selects "Take it to the house" by Trick Daddy.
Maverick: Can't argue that point with you. But can lightening strike twice or is Spyder Gainey lightening in a bottle?
Twenty five bikers flick fifty bic lighters and ignite fifty bottle rockets into the Ft. Lauderdale night sky. Big Dick Dempsey is one of them, he grabs his bullhorn.
Big Dick Dempsey: What's up motherfuckers?
Diablo: Well...I guess somebody had to say it.
Big Dick: Welcome to Spyder Gainey's Climax!
Diablo: Hey...That's my line!
Maverick: Well...I guess somebody had to say it...
Diablo: Not funny! But then again there's been very little to laugh about recently here in Uncensored!
Maverick: You got that right. nd this is no laughing matter either, there is a table on each side of the ring. To be eliminated from this battle royal, you HAVE to be put through a table.
"Terminator" by Sevendust hit the speakers and again the match bell sounds.
Diablo: It looks like we're underway!
Big Dick: This is our first match of the evening and it's a four tables battle royal. Heading to the ring first, from New Orleans, "The War Eagle" J. D. Jaxson!
Not many cheers, not many boos. The new guy steps out of Pizzano's, heads to the ring and slides in. He tries to get the crowd into it but nothing really happens, and they are everywhere. On the deck of the bar. On the the roofs of the Pizzeria next door, the bar itself and even the roof of Spyder Gainey's Tattoo Shop was full of people. The parking lot itself was a mass of humanity. There was no real good pathway to the ring anywhere here today. There was maybe four or five hundred people gathered here who gave no real reaction until "Just Plain" Jack dropped more quarters in and started "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin.
Diablo: Oh if there was a roof they'd have just blown it off!
The few cameras pan around and catch Seraphis standing on top of Pizzano's chugging a beer.
Maverick: This is a battle royal type match. A new competitor comes to the ring every two minutes...it usually takes this bum that long to get to the ring!
Seraphis climbs down the ladder on the side of the building, holding his kendo stick with one hand. When he gets to the bottom he pulls out another beer out of his pocket and chugs it down quickly. He slides into the ring, leaving his kendo stick laying on the mat. Seraphis stepped up to J. D. Jaxson, pulling another beer out of his pocket and offering it to him. Before he could really react, Seraphis hit him with a low blow, smashed the can of beer over his head as he bent over. Beer sprayed everywhere as J. D. Jaxson fell flat. As he tried to get up, Seraphis helped him out with a T-Bone Suplex, flipping him over and laying him out. Seraphis stepped back measuring him as he got up again, then with a running start nailed a shining wizard as "I do drugs" by Murderdolls hit the speakers. The crowd gave a big pop for the NC-17 Champ when he walked out of the bar with the belt over his shoulder. As he stepped out onto the deck, Seraphis whipped Jaxson into the corner so hard the Jaxson went in head first and got his feet hung up in the top rope and turnbuckle, Seraphis could have had him in the tree of woe but he lifted Jaxson up with him as he climbed up to the top rope.
Diablo: Here it comes!
And the crowd knew it was coming and chanted it right long with Maverick as he said it:
Maverick: You've GOT to be shittin' me!
It was obvious what Seraphis was doing and he did it with no hesitation. He stepped up onto the top rope, snatched Jaxson up and German Suplexed him right through a table!
Diablo: Embrace the Darkness!
The crowd chanted "HOLY SHIT" as Ramirez stepped up and pulled Jaxson up and rolled him back into the ring. Corey immediately hit Jaxson with a cradle piledriver as he was trying to stand up. He helped him up, upside down. then planted him hard on the mat. Seraphis rolled into the ring, gave Ramirez a beer and then dragged Jaxson to the outside. Corey climbed up onto the middle turnbuckle and chugged the beer as Seraphis laid Jaxson out on a table. Seraphis held his legs down, Ramirez finished the beer, tossed the empty aside, climbed up to the top rope and leaped!
Diablo: Riverside Bump!
Maverick: Oh they're not even playing by the rules! That's the second table that Jaxson has been put through tonight!
"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society hit the speakers and Ridge stepped out of the bar. A path cleared for him when everyone saw that he was holding several light tubes in each hand. Only the people on the roofs seemed to be booing Ridge today. The ones up close could see the weapons and the intensity. Ridge took off running straight for Ramirez, he now held both hand together like a polish hammer, holding the light tubes like a baseball bat. Corey tried to cover himself, but Ridge simply slashed his back to shreds, hitting it hard to smash and then slashing back to cut. Ridge directed Seraphis to pull Jaxson up as he helped Ramirez up. Ridge kept him soft, with a steady flow of closed fists to the jaw, Jaxson was out on his feet. They got to the one of the two standing tables and ridge nailed Ramirez with the cut throat suplex as Seraphis hit the diamond cutter.
Diablo: Penance!
Maverick: Oblivion!
Ridge was the first
one to his feet and he nailed Seraphis with a boot to the back of the
head. Ridge pulled him up by his chin and rolled him into the ring,
wrenching his neck out when he did. Seraphis was up quickly as Ridge
slid in,
Seraphis ducks a clothesline from
Ridge,
and catches him with a nicely planted spinning heel kick which sends
Ridge
over the top and to the outside. Seraphis quickly follows and grabs
Ridge,
dragging him through the crowd as he walks through the crowd of fans. He
walks over towards the spot he was earlier and goes to DDT Jaxson onto
the hard pavement. But
Ridge
manages to counter by punching Seraphis in the side a few times, and
then charging at him. Seraphis sees this and drop toe holds
Ridge
right onto the
pavement. As he gets up, he walks over to the grill and grabs a bottle
of kerosene and begins to spray and unload it off into the grill. As he
empties the entire bottle of kerosene in, he reaches down and grabs a
pack of matches he used to light earlier, and ignites one, and then uses
that to ignite the pack. He tosses the pack into the grill as a cloud of
flames shoot up as the fans back away
Diablo: Seraphis has taken
Ridge
away from the ring...
Maverick: I don't know about you,
but I'm hungry! Do you think he could grill me up something real fast?
Diablo: There is a match taking place..
Maverick: ....fuck the match.
As Seraphis turns around,
Ridge is
up and coming to. He sees Seraphis and charges, only to be hoisted up in
the air over the grill. As he is in the air, Seraphis echoes a "BAM"
like Emeril. Jaxson crashes into the grill headfirst as the grill tips
and hot coals and ember hop across the pavement. The fans echo and roar
for the violence as Seraphis looks about at the fans
Diablo: Seraphis just sent
Ridge
headfirst into that flaming grill. He may have been burnt elsewhere as
the grill fell and the coals exploded all over the place.
Maverick: There goes my food, way to go asshole.
Just then, "Cleansation" by Chimaira blasts out of the back of Lowrider's 1964 Impala lowrider. JXD steps out of the back of the Tattoo Shop with the Primo Title hanging over the top of his ring attire. There was basically a race to the ring between Seraphis and JXD. They both slid in at the same time exchanging right hands. Neither could really back the other up, so JXD nailed a high knee doubling Seraphis over, then hit him with a elbow to the back of the neck. JXD quickly lines him up for then hits a snap suplex. JXD is quick to the top rope for a frog splash, but not fast enough as Seraphis raises a boot up and catches JXD in the jaw as he leaps. As Seraphis pulls himself up with the ropes, Ridge slides in, as Seraphis turns, ridge catches him and nails an STO planting Seraphis down hard to the mat. JXD slowly begins to stir and Ridge pulls Seraphis up. Ridge starts shouting to JXD, possibly planning a tandem move. JXD pulls himself up and climbs up top, Ridge sets Seraphis up for a cut throat suplex, but Seraphis hits a low blow and shoves Ridge into the ropes. JXD hits the top rope split legged, wincing. Seraphis stomps Ridge and using the ropes for leverage, manages to push him out of the ring far enough that his head is resting on the last table. Running and hitting the far side ropes, he springs back and catches JXD by the throat and springing over the ropes nails JXD with the diamond cutter through the table as he hit a legdrop on Ridge smashing it! Again, the "HOLY SHIT" chant rang out in the parking lot.
Big Dick: And your winner...SERAPHIS!
Seraphis quickly grabs a cocktail waitress who is serving on the bar deck and takes two beers off of her tray chugging them both quickly before disappearing into the crowd before JXD and Ridge could recover. At ringside, Corey walks over to JD Jaxson after the bell has rang for the end of the match. Corey drags JD to a ring post. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and cuffs JD to the middle turnbuckles.
Diablo: Oh now what'd going on here? Hasn't this kid had enough punishment for one night?
Maverick: Obviously not...
Ramirez grabs the bullhorn.
Corey: Hope you're comfortable you ain’t
leaving this post for the rest of the night. Everyone is going to get
their chance at fucking you up.
Corey tears open the back of JD’s shirt. Corey steps back and undoes his
studded belt and snaps it a few times.
Corey: Freshly sharpened studs, perfect for
whipping you like Jesus Christ.
Corey steps back and with all his might brings the belt slapping against
JD’s back cutting his back wide open. Blood paints the mat. Corey rears
back once again lashing at JD’s back. JD Jaxson screams in pain.
Corey: War Eagle, I am the fucking Cocaine
King, and you are now front row in my playground!
Corey wraps the belt around JD’s throat and leans back choking him with
the belt for a few moments. Corey steps back and whips JD numerous times
till his back is a red canvas. Corey drops to the side of the ring and
pulls out a mega phone. He climbs up onto a turnbuckle and yells through
the megaphone.
Corey: This man is a fake, a phony, he is not
Uncensored! His place is in the Unemployment Office! This Eagle has been
added to the extinction list. He’s as good as dead!
Corey leaps down an drops the megaphone and smiles.
The cameras fade to the inside of Artie's
Pub where Priest is sitting having a few drinks before his match. Harley
Abate is ready with a mic in hand and a camera crew. Going up to the big
man, Harley is hesitant, but nevertheless goes through with what she
came to do.
Harley Abate: Uhhhh...Priest,
can I get a few words with you?
Giving Harley the once over, Priest smirks as he puts his glass down.
Priest: Make it quick, because
I have a match later on tonight.
Harley Abate: Well Priest, I
was wondering what your thoughts were going into your match up with
Jared Masori later on tonight?
Cracking his neck, Priest tells Harley to hold the mic closer before he
speaks.
Priest: Jared Masori is a
diamond in the rough. He thinks he can dwell on past events to satisfy
his own ego. That's all well and good, but in a time where everything is
fast paced there is no room for clouded minds. All there's room for is
heart and desire. And that's exactly what separates me from him. I am
determined to win this fight and there isn't a damn thing Masori can do
about it. He can talk all he wants about the CMW, but this is Uncensored
and someone should tell him that.
Harley Abate: Well that's very
true Priest. From my knowledge, you have been dubbed the king of
hardcore. Have you planned any strategy going into this?
Priest: Strategy? Come now
Harley. Do you really think I need to plan strategy against someone like
Masori? He's past his prime while I'm only getting better with each year
that passes by. If Masori wants to have a secluded mind then that's his
deal. I don't plan on losing tonight, and if I have to beat him to a
bloody pulp then so be it. Masori has made his choice and that's all
I've got to say about that.
Harley Abate: My next question
to you is, what do you think about the recent departures in the UWE as
of late?
Priest: All I can say to that
is that those people just didn't have what it took to make it here. I'm
here because I want to be here Harley. I'm not here to be the next big
thing because I already am. My only goal is to be the best that the UWE
has to offer. Jeremy Diaz, Sykotic, Jake Matthews, and a host of other
took their ball and went home. That's fine by me, because it only gives
me more opportunity. With the victor comes the spoiled. And with them
gone, it's time for Priest to take over the show. Now get the hell out
of here!
As Priest continues to do what he was doing, Harley turns to face the
camera.
Harley Abate: Well there you
have it. Priest has made his intentions very clear and I can only hope
that Jared Masori is ready for what's in store for him. Back to
ringside.
Trinity Holmes finds Seamus Kelley inside of Pizzano's waiting for his match.
Trinity Holmes: If you will come with me, I will take you to where you need to be.
Seamus Kelley: Sure thing lass. Is it time then?
Trinity Holmes: Oh...it's time. Now there's some steps in front of you...these are the ring steps.
He climbs the steps and when he reaches the top, she shoves him hard in the back. Tony Ruiz is inside of the back of the semi tractor trailer waiting for him. She slams the door shut.
Trinity Holmes: Go Deuce...GO!
The semi takes off and we see her twin brother Deuce Holmes driving it. He pulls out into traffic.
Diablo: I don't believe it! She just made Seamus' match against Tony Ruiz a 'Highway to Hell' match! That's her specialty match, that's the one she beat Rita Rosalez for the FTW Twiztid Title in last January at Resolutions!
The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.
Big Dick: In the ring already...from parts unknown...Aspen.
Maverick: Of all the gimmick matches here in Uncensored, this is by far my favorite!
Diablo: I knew it would be...
As the parking lot lights dim, "Better Now" by Collective Soul begins to play over the sound system. A red spotlight focuses on the entranceway as Rose comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She smiles, just letting the negativity bounce off of her as she makes her way to the ring. As she gets to the ring, she unties her red headband and ties it around J. D. Jaxson's eyes, and slides into the ring.
Maverick: Oh that was low!
Diablo: No matter who wins or loses, Jaxson won't get to see it!
Lowrider calls for the bell and Rose offers a hand to Aspen, who she reaches to take it, Rose grabs her hard, pulls her in and nails a high knee, then a hair pull takedown that sends her down hard to the mat.
Diablo: Rose went back and forth with Annabelle Lee the past few weeks and even ended her career in Uncensored last Sunday night and is fighting Aspen just as hard tonight.
Maverick: Well let's hope she gets her naked first.
Diablo: Either way I'm saying she did just to fuck with Jaxson.
Rose pulls Aspen up into a Fireman's carry and hit a hard Fireman's Slam Flapjack on her. Rose pulled her up, doubled her over and clutching the bottoms of Aspen's top, hit the swinging neckbreaker tearing her top off. Rose pulled her up, exposing her to the cameras and the crowd, forcing Lowrider to call for the bell and raise her arm in victory.
Big Dick: And it's Rose Carter with the win in the show us your tits match!
The moon's rays
shine down in Ft Lauderdale, Florida as a familiar figure stands
opposite Spyder Gainey’s Tattoo shop with a sly smile across his face.
He stands there for a few good minutes recounting the fun he had behind
that Tattoo shop and in the Pizza Parlour he stands in front off as he
removes his Gucci sunglasses which he managed to hold onto as his lips
move as some words filter through.
Rayne Young: It’s good to
be back!
JXD: Somehow I had a feeling you would be
back..
Rayne Young stands still not relinquishing his eyes from the tattoo shop
as the smile broadens across his face upon recognizing a voice from the
past..
Rayne Young: You seem to know everything
JXD?..
JXD: Hell you know me Rayne!
Rayne Young: That I do JXD, That I do..
With that JXD brushes past me as I feel the UWE Primo Championship
across my skin as he walk’s off into the distance as finally I make my
way across the street and the makeshift ring behind the tattoo shop just
like old times. Without thinking I grab a wooden crate nearby and call
over the film crew I had following me to record what I had to say as my
journey in UWE begins.
Rayne Young: This time last year The
Kingz were rolling in style and were known throughout, From beefing with
JXD and his crew to beefing with ourselves. How life does an amazing
turn around? Here I am talking to anyone who happens to watch this
knowing my life was so nearly through and how thankful I am to be
sitting here in the scorching sun. The weird thing is it’s not FTW
anymore no! Spyder Gainey has built a new company UWE. Uncensored
Wrestling which I now call home, A place to rebuild my shattered career,
And life. Now, unless you’ve lived under a rock in recent time’s you
would’ve heard about my predicament in SCCW? After successfully
defeating UWE’s very own Deuce Holmes I was shot twice at my home just a
few days later. And thankfully I’ve fully recovered to step back into
the ring, But that shooting was just the start of my life changing for
the worse? Along with my life nearly taken away so was my fortune thanks
to none other than my very own lawyer Bruce Jones who avoided paying my
taxes and now I’m sleeping in a trailer. But I’ve had and been dealt
worse situations in life and just like all of those I will overcome
these obstacles and prove to you all that Rayne Young is back.
Rayne puts his sunglasses on and takes out a cigarette and quickly
lights up as he sits there staring straight in front of him as he
speaks.
Rayne Young: It seems funny that I shall
be back wrestling under Spyder Gainey, But never fear Rayne Young is
back in these parts and you will all feel the wrath.
Rayne stands up flicks the cigarette to one side just as the semi comes
tearing around the corner only on about twelve of it's eighteen wheels!
The big rig slams into the building, narrowly missing Rayne Young! It
hit so hard that the trailer slid and flipped, jackknifing onto it's
side. The side of it tore open, revealing both men to be busted open and
bloody, but with Seamus on top of Ruiz with a leg hooked. Rayne Young
quickly fell to the ground and counted out a hard fast three count,
threw up two middle fingers to the camera and took off in a limousine
before anyone could overturn it and with Deuce Holmes chasing after him
on foot. Seamus climbs from the wreckage, smelling the air. He turns,
and blows a kiss in the direction of Trinity Holmes who watches from the
Tattoo Shop across the street.
Trinity: I hate that blind man...
JD Jaxson is
still handcuffed to the ring post. Out of the entrance way comes Snake
Ridge and he has some stuff with him. He is carrying a piece of poster
board, a camera and the infamous "pinhead" mask, a hockey mask with
thumbtacks glued to the inside.
Diablo: This doesn't look good
for Jaxson.
Ridge walks over to Jaxson and slaps him on the back of the head. Ridge
grabs the piece of poser board he brought with him. The poster board is
shaped like a word balloon you would see in comic strips. Ridge turns
the poster board around and sticks it to the ring post above Jaxson's
head. On the poster board are the words "I eat cock"
Maverick: Hahaha. You gotta be
shittin me.
Everyone who sees it starts laughing except for Jaxson who isn't amused.
He starts trying to kick at Ridge, but Ridge stays out of range, takes
his camera and takes a few photos.
Diablo: That has to be one of
the funniest things I've ever seen.
Ridge takes the "pinhead" mask and puts it on Jaxson's face. Jaxson
starts to yell in protest. Ridge grabs a steel chair, gets a running
start, swings and connects, driving the tacks right into Jaxson's face.
Maverick: YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN
ME!
Ridge picks up his camera and heads towards the back as blood starts to
seem through the holes in the hockey mask. Just then the lights fall in
the parking lot as Just Plain Jack drops some quarters in the jukebox
and the opening guitar riffs of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N Roses
drop. As the guitar gets louder, the lights slowly come back up. As the
first verse of the song starts, there is a weak explosion of fireworks,
most of which fizzle weakly. "The Edge" Jared Masori, flashing an
arrogant grin, emerges from Artie's and the boos begin to pour down from
the crowd. Masori laughs at the fans' response and proceeds to the ring
as Big Dick picks up the bullhorn
Big Dick: This next match
is for a single fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, from
Funk, Nebraska, weighing in at 238 lbs, "The Edge" Jared Masori!
In the background, "Just Plain" Jack is seen putting quarters into the
jukebox, Passive by A Perfect Circle blasts from the jukebox. As Priest
steps out from the bar, the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Stopping
in the middle of the ramp, Priest glares into the crowd with a sinister
smile. As the opening guitar riffs start to kick in, weak and poorly set
up flaming pyros go off, fizzling out. After a couple of seconds, Priest
twist his neck to crack his spine and heads down the ramp. Once he gets
to the ring, he removes his black sunglasses and taunts tossing them
into the crowd, but doesn't. He sees a child walks over to him, and acts
like he's going to give it to him. But instead of giving them to the
child, he drops them to the floor and stomps on them.
Big Dick: And his opponent, from Death
Valley, weighing in at 328 lbs, Priest!
Masori wastes no time in attacking Priest from behind with a punch to
the kidneys, dropping the giant to his knees as Masori spins the giant
around and slams his head off the ring post. Masori tries a second time,
Priest blocks and throws the smaller man into the ropes, then plants him
into the concrete of the parking lot with a bodyblock. Priest picks up
Masori and slides him into the ring, stomping away. Priest pulls Masori
up and is swiftly kneed in the groin taking the giant to a knee. Masori
fights back with stiff elbows to the face, then runs the ropes nailing a
spinning heel kick. Masori with a lateral press, Priest powers out after
one, holding his jaw. Masori is back on his feet, kicking Priest in the
ribs. Masori attempts a second spinning heel kick, Priest catches his
foot and powers Masori up over his head, throwing him out the ring into
the third row of the assembled crowd.
Maverick: Holy shit! He flew!
The crowd in this time have hauled Masori up, rolling him back as the
front row throw him down onto the concrete. Priest drops out the ring,
pulling a chair out from under the ring, nailing Masori with a shot
which echoed around the parking lot. Priest sets up the chair, dragging
Masori up and sets him up for a powerbomb, connecting with the chair
which buckles under the impact. Lowrider counts but Masori kicks out.
Priest hauls up Masori and press slams him over the ropes, pulling out a
table from under the ring and sets it up on the concrete floor. Priest
climbs onto the apron as Masori staggers to his feet and grabs him by
the hair, setting up for a superplex, Masori counters with an arm
hooking the middle rope, fighting back with punches to the abdomen.
Masori with a shoulder block, then leaps onto the middle rope, catching
Priest with a modified version of the springboard dropkick, Priest
grabbing the top rope and not falling from the apron. Masori vaults onto
the apron and kicks away at Priest's legs, Priest catches Masori with a
hand round the throat and leaps, mid air Masori grabs Priests head and
hits a DDT at the same time as the chokeslam through the table. Both men
are out on the concrete in the remains of the table.
Diablo: Oh that was beautifully done!
Masori had no chance to counter out of it so he took Priest with him!
After a few moments, both men begin to stir, Masori getting to his feet
a little faster as he reaches under the ring, pulling out a chair.
Priest gets to his feet and is hit with a thundering chairshot to the
skull. Blood begins to drip from Priest forehead as the giant falls to
his knees again, Masori hitting a second chairshot opening the chair up
around Priest throat. Masori grabs the chair and closes it around the
larynx, choking Priest with the chair. Priest pushes Masori back and
gets himself to his feet and gets the chair off from his neck, Masori
running at him, Priest grabbing his forehead sending him crashing into
the ring post, blood dripping down the forehead of Masori from the
impact. Priest grabs Masori and rakes his fingernails into the open
wound, Masori screaming in pain from the cut being opened up even more.
Maverick: Oh that's nasty!
Priest rolls Masori in the ring and pulls out two containers, sliding
them both in the ring. Priest climbs into the ring and kicks a container
open, thumbtacks falling onto the mats. Priest scatters the tacks around
the ring with his boot as Masori gets to his feet. Priest grabs Masori
by the head and clotheslines him down into the thumbtacks, Masori
bouncing up with tacks sticking into his back. Priest pulls up Masori
and sets him up for a powerslam, nailing it again onto the thumbtacks.
Priest laughs as he drops a knee onto Masori's chest, picking up a
handful of tacks and rubs them into the cut on Masori's forehead. Masori
gets a thumb in Priest's eye and hits a low blow, getting to his feet
with blood pouring from puncture wounds, kicking Priest in the spine
sending him into the tacks. Masori walks to the top rope and leaps to
the second rope, leaping and stomping onto the lower back of Priest,
Priest holding his lower back as Masori grabs his head, biting into the
wound and spits out a chunk of flesh torn from Priest's forehead. Masori
quickly kicks Priest in the back of the head and pins, Lowrider clearing
a spot on the mat and counts to 2, Priest kicking out as Masori protests
the time Lowrider took to count. Priest gets back to his feet opening
the second container and picks it up, tipping salt over the back of
Masori who screams in pain. Priest grabs a handful of salt and forces it
onto Masori's forehead.
Diablo: Salt in the wounds! Priest's
been reading the Viet Cong handbook for P.O.W's!
Priest drags Masori up to his feet, wrapping his hand around Masori's
throat as he lifts him into the air, bringing Masori down with a
thundering Priest Slam that shook the ring. Priest signals to the crowd
as they erupt into a roaring of hatred, quickly replaced by cheers as
Asher Dubois runs out from Pizzano's, leaping from the top rope
delivering a hurricanrana to the back of Priest's neck. Priest rolls to
his feet dazed as Asher sizes him up, leaping and grabbing Priest's neck
dropping him with the corkscrew diamond cutter he calls "Nothing". Asher
gets to his feet as he looks at Priest, leaping out the ring and walking
back to Pizzano's. Masori rolls onto his front and crawls through the
thumbtacks, pinning Priest as he hooks the legs. Lowrider counts
1...2...3!
Big Dick: And Jared Masori wins this one
with a pinfall! He is now the number 1 contender to fight JXD!
Maverick: What a show! What a finish! Priest is going to be pissed!!
Diablo: All I know is that Big Dick stole my line so...for Spyder and Trinity, this is Diablo saying welcome back to Harley Abate and...
Big Dick: So long...from the sunshine state!
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