The show was off to a late start, and there were almost four thousand people inside of Jenkins Arena letting everyone backstage know it too. Most of it was thanks to Uncensored's own play by play man, Diablo, who stood atop of the broadcast table where he incited the crowd into a near riotous fervor. And then, just when asses were starting to leave their seats, "DIRTY LITTLE THING" by Velvet Revolver hit the speakers and as the pyros exploded everyone noticed a new video package playing on the PhoenixTron 5000. Instead of Uncensored clips of bloody and brutal violence, we were treated with barely censored clips of Uncensored's loveliest!

Kirsta Lewis, Amy Stevenson, Trinity Holmes and Kyra Cardelli were showcased, each scantily clad, and each with their current percentage of votes gathered from the fan forums at Uncensored's official website. As the video package rolled we saw that Kyra still led Trinity by a full five percentage points. Amy never found herself out of last place in the entire running. Finally the video ends with a thunderous explosion of pyros and the announcement that Uncensored would crown it's 2005 Diva of the year live tonight on Dominance!

Diablo: What's up motherfuckers?

Maverick: You found us!

Diablo: We're right in between Tampa and Orlando on I-4, Jenkins Arena in Lakeland Florida is the home of this edition of Uncensored's Sunday night Dominance!

Maverick: And forget this stellar card that we have lined up for you all tonight...Uncensored is saying those three little words that every wrestling fan loves to hear...

Diablo: INSANITY CAGE MATCH!!!

Maverick: And when we say Insanity Cage...we don't care if you're the Ground Xero Champion or some guy in the seventeenth row. You wanna fight in it? Then go fight in it!

Diablo: And you will be seeing the best that Uncensored has to offer inside of that evil and barbaric structure in about an hour's time. Until then though...what a card!

Maverick: Only in Uncensored can you see the infamous...the notorious...the banned by network television...the SHOW US YOUR TITS MATCH!!!

Diablo: That's right Maverick, and we have the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title, Amy Stevenson welcoming newcomer Angie Williams to the greatest show on Earth in that big match up. And if that's not bad enough...it was shit like this that got us banned at Projekt Xero...we've got an admitted junkie...in a syringe on a pole match!

Maverick: The So Cal Junkie, Corey Ramirez looking for some redemption from The X-Rated Jonathan Adams. They had some big time beef backstage last week, can they settle it in the ring tonight?

Diablo: You know, speaking of guys who have revenge, anger and hostility issues stemming from bullshit they suffered last week...how about Seraphis?

Maverick: His life looks like five pounds of shit in a three pound bag!

Diablo: But he also had a big time shot at some major retribution if he can stay on the wagon long enough! He's got Salem Caprione in a bar room brawl live from Lucky's on Kentucky Avenue! Let's go backstage and see if Big Dick Dempsey is all set to head on over there to call that match-up for us.

We are taken backstage, Big Dick Dempsey is leaving the arena to head over to Lucky's when he is approached by Snake Ridge.

Ridge: Hey Dicky.

Big Dick: Don't ever call me that. Nobody calls me that except for my mother, or maybe some fine ass bitch if she wants to find out why people call me Big Dick. But anyways, what the fuck do you want?

Ridge: I need you to go talk to Simon and get him to make me the special guest referee for Corey and Adams match.

Big Dick: Fuck no man. Why the hell would I do that? What's in it for me?

Ridge holds up a plastic bag with an ounce of primo hydro nugs in it.

Ridge: Would you do it for a dooby snack?

Big Dick: Dude, I thought you weren't into that stuff. Where did you get that from?

Ridge: I found it in Spyder's old tattoo shop a few weeks ago.

Dick's eyes light up.

Big Dick: I'll even have Simon make you the special guest time keeper, ring announcer, and ring attendant if you want.

Diablo: Well how do you like that?

Maverick: I like it alot...quick thinking there by Hardcore Wrestling Messiah. Not only did he get rid of a slightly illegal substance, he got something better than money for it!

A single bell tolled inside of the arena and not one ass was in one seat!

Diablo: Oh yeah!! Now we're gonna get some straightening! I knew "The Man Upstairs" wouldn't let that fly very far.

On the PhoenixTron 5000 appeared a "D" in Old English lettering.

The second bell tolled.

Maverick: Make way for The Underground Sensation...Big Poppa Primetime!

Diablo: The man responsible for everything sensational in sports AND entertainment!

The "D" faded and was replaced with the word: "Simon".

Maverick: It's like a police siren behind you when you know you are speeding everytime you hear those bells.

Diablo: It's just like it...your palms sweat, your guts clench up so tight that they pull themselves up into knots...

And then the third and final bell tolled.

Maverick: Because you know...it's somebody's ass.

"Simon" faded and was replaced with the word "REYNOLDS" as the guitars of "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica explode from the speakers. That word burst into the flames and the ashes that fell created an immense and desolate graveyard. As soon as the scene was set, a wicked and ferocious black phoenix rose from it and with a single flap of his wings the graveyard was crushed and as his wings ascended and he took flight, a beautiful new city of stucco and neon arose with Mons Venus as it's centerpiece. And right on cue, The Simones entered the arena three deep.

Maverick: When have you ever seen Simon without the Simones? Ever?

Diablo: Never, not once. It'd be like him accidentally leaving his magic 8-ball at home or something. Hey maybe that's why the show got a late start tonight...

Simon stepped out onto the staging wearing Sharkskin Armani. One Simone, pulled out a fresh cigar, the second clipped the end and the third lit it for him. As Simon pulled on his cigar and walked that aisle to the ring, the went backstage briefly and returned with tall covered object.

Maverick: I think...I think that might be the 2005 Uncensored Diva of the year trophy!!

Diablo: It could be!

Both broadcasters fight over a small laptop computer sitting between them.

Diablo: Currently Kyra Cardelli is leading the polls with 38 percent of the votes...Trinity right on her heels with 33 percent! This poll is still open, make sure you get those last minute votes in!

Maverick: Kyra just jumped up to 39 percent!

Simon stands on the ring apron until the Simones are all set in the ring and hold the ropes apart for him to enter. Simone number one calls for a microphone, and hands it to Simon.

D. Simon Reynolds: Simon says...close that lousy fan poll. I've chosen my own winner.

Diablo: Oh this should be good. Looks like a replay of last year when he made his wife the Diva of the year.

Maverick: Like any of these skanks look better than THE Misses...

Simon: Actually...I couldn't choose a clear cut winner so I am proclaiming the year's Diva of the year contest a tie...

Diablo: What the fuck? There are no ties in Uncensored! You win or you lose! Or else one person wins and everybody else loses!

A drum roll hits the p.a. system as the 2005 Diva of the year logo once again flashes on the PhoenixTron 5000.  Simon teases pulling the cover off of the trophy until the camera focus right up close on the bottom of the trophy. Finally with a flourish, he uncovers it.

There was nothing but silence.

Then laughter rang out from all four corners of the arena, and loudest from the area surrounding the broadcast table who were well inside of the joke.

Simon: Ladies and Gentlemen...your 2005 Uncensored Divas of the year...THE STAFF AND SUPERSTARS OF THE NPA FED!!!

Diablo: The recently closed...

Maverick: The recently DEAD...

Diablo: NPA Fed.

Simon: Wow...you guys fell faster than those World Trade Centers you like making fun of...huh?

Maverick: Just to be specific there...we at Uncensored wouldn't want anyone to think we meant anyone else.

Simon: All we need is somebody from NPA with the balls to come and get it. And I'm real easy to get a hold of if you're looking.

Diablo: Well it looks like you owe me a dollar.

Maverick: Sure do, I figured they'd make it until atleast Christmas. Fuckin' bums...they weren't even worth this dollar. Here take it.

As Simon and the Simones leave the ring with the mock 2005 diva of the year trophy, the match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Diablo: Alright, ladies and gentleman, enough of the...entertainment! Everybody knows that wrestling is our middle name and you know what we got for you first…Angie Williams versus Amy Stevenson.

Maverick: In a Show us Your Tits match…you got love your job sometimes, you really have just got to love it.

A single spotlight shines down into the ring on the lovely ring announcer.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen, D. Simon Reynolds, P.I.M.P. and BOSGUM welcome you to Jenkins Arena for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!

A soft piano tune starts up, until cranking up to ‘What you Waiting For?’ by Gwen Stefani. The first contender in the match emerges from behind the curtain and starts heading to the ring.

Chloe DeVille: Introducing first, from Toronto Canada, she is the number one contender to the Ground Xero title…Amy Stevenson!

Amy climbs into the ring and waits for her opponent to show herself. ‘Don’t Phunk with my Heart’ by Black Eyed Peas starts up. Flashing lights hit as a woman wearing heart shaped glasses comes out from the back.

Chloe DeVille: And her opponent, from Essex Williams, making her Uncensored debut…Angie Williams!

Angie climbs in the ring, waving to the crowd to a generous number of boos, and takes off her glasses.

Maverick: Now, do we want to see the most presentable goodies of Amy once again, or get some fresh booby action from Angie…can’t we get both? Surely we can have a double win!

Diablo: That happens, and everyone wins.

Suddenly, ‘Best of You’ by Highland Drive hits and the road agent, Zanatos Kell, heads down to the ring. He smiles at the ladies as he climbs over the top rope, while both competitors regard him with suspicion. Kell takes hold of Chloe’s mic.

Kell: Alright ladies, listen up because here’s the deal. There will be no one running in, no one interfering, no crap like that. This goes for you all backstage as well. I am Zanatos Kell, and for those of you don’t know me, I will hurt you if you disobey me. There are going to be no more matches screwed up like last week's main event. At least, not without…consequences. Be as Uncensored as you like outside the ring. But inside…obey. Now, we got a show to do, so someone get there assets out.

As he climbs over the top, Kell gestures for the bell to be rung and start the match before taking a seat in the front row.

Diablo: Kell leaving little doubt exactly as to why he was hired.

Maverick: It’s bullshit, This is Uncensored, and anything goes!

Diablo: Well, Kell’s sitting just over there, you can go tell him if you like.

The two woman circle each other wearily, neither wanting to make the first move incase it happens to also be the first mistake. Amy fakes a move to the right, hitting a kick to the left as Angie dodges and doubling her up. With a quick run she goes off the ropes, bounces back and hits a nice Bulldog on the newcomer before rolling back and trying to lock in a Half-Boston Crab. Angie manages escape by rolling, but as she gets to her knees Amy hits her with a Missile Dropkick.

Diablo: Both women go for high-flying attacks, but Amy also has a technical side to her technique. She’s using that to her advantage, since there’s almost nothing between these two in size and weight.

Maverick: What about cup size?

Diablo: Classified information, man.

Angie uses the ropes to haul herself up, and Amy charges in to press her advantage. Angie drops, taking the top rope with her, and Amy goes over. She doesn’t fly out, however, managing to land on the apron. Angie hit her a Shoulder Thrust to the gut as she rose, though, keeping her immobilized a second while she got to her feet, allowing Angie to Snap Suplex Amy back into the ring.

Continuing to press her new found advantage, Angie pulled Amy to her feet only to put her down again instantly with an Arm Drag. She tried to follow through with her Angiel Arm Bar, but Amy escaped by rolling to her feet. Angie managed to kick her the back of the knee, rose to her feet, planted a foot in her gut and drilled her into the canvas with a DDT before going for Amy’s top, trying to pull the straps down.

Maverick: Here we go! I think I see some nipple!

Amy got both her feet into Angie’s gut and pushed her away, hard, into the corner. Amy gets back to her feet, pulling her top back into place. She turns around, looking straight into a hard right from Angie. Amy stumbles back, leaning against the ropes. Angie walks over to her, and sends her to the opposite side. Amy comes off the ropes, receiving a hard clothesline. Angie quickly pulls Amy to her feet, and whips her to the nearest turnbuckle. Angie runs at Amy, attempting to hit a splash, but Amy moves out of the way, runs to the ropes, and comes back, spearing Angie almost out of her shoes.

Amy smiles slightly, pulls Angie to her feet and smacks her with a Stunner! After a moment she tries to rip her top off. She manages to get her tank top off, but Angie roles out of the ring before she rip off the t-shirt. The crowd starts chanting, “We want tits!”

Diablo: Amy seems to have something of an advantage for now, with Angie forced to the outside of the ring.

Angie pauses a moment to get some breath back, but Amy continues the assault and hits her with a Basement Dropkick out the ring, sending Angie crashing into the guard rail. Both woman are down, but Amy is up first. She grabs a chair from ringside, and sets it up before smashing Angie’s skull off the guard rail once again and putting her in the chair. The she slides back into the ring and smiles viciously. With a quick run, she dives over the top rope with a no hands Plancha, slamming into Angie and crushing the chair flat! The crowd hits a “Holy Shit!” chant.

Maverick: I’m with the crowd on this one! Angie, get ‘em out already, you are done!

Amy indeed goes Angie’s white top, tearing some of it, but Angie fights back kicking Amy in the stomach. Angie, however, doesn’t have the breath to get up…and Amy steps back, and then starts climbing to the top rope.

Maverick: You’ve got to be shittin’ me! Angie’s already half dead! Amy hits this, she’ll be damn near dead!

As Amy climbs to the top, Trinity Holmes hops the railing next to her and climbs onto the apron, grabbing Amy as she looks to make sure Angie is still there. The champion gets a good grip and gestures to the Ground Xero title around her waist.

Diablo: Trinity out to send a message to the number one contender…HOLY SHIT!

As Diablo speaks, Trinity adjusts her grip…and hits a diving Powerbomb off the apron, sending Amy’s lower back onto the thin metal guard, which crumples underneath her! One of her legs is sticking out at a weird angle, suggesting her hips has been shattered rather than broken. Amy shudders for a second, and then stops. Trinity gets to her feet again, walks over, and rips her top off. The bell is rung, with Amy lying on the ground screaming in pain.

Chloe: And your winner…Angie Williams.

Maverick: That’s not exactly what I was hoping to see.

Trinity backs up the aisle as Kell hops the guard rail and checks on Amy. Paramedics run out, quickly checking the fallen woman out and getting Amy locked onto a stretcher before delicately lifting her and heading for the back. Kell, however, glares at Trinity and grabs a mic.

Kell: Trinity, did you not hear a word I just said? No damned interference! Are you trying to make me angry or something, you moronic little princess!? Well, I said there would be consequences, and you’re going to face them, tonight, and in that very ring!

Trinity jaws at Kell, gesturing to her belt and more or less using body language to say there is nothing Kell can do.

Kell: I can’t make a match, but I can add certain stipulations to pre-existing ones. In the Main Event, you Trinity, are going to prove to us all how much you can take. See…you are going to enter the Insanity Cage first, so if you want to win, you are gonna have to fight everyone else in there!

Trinity’s face screws up in anger, and she starts screaming at the big road agent. With a snarl she kicks a hole in the set, then points at Kell and screams some more, most likely about getting him for this.

Kell: Enjoy the fruits of your labors, dumb ass.

Kell throws the mic aside and raises his fist in a mocking salute to the Ground Xero champion.

Trinity is standing in the ring with Kell fuming with anger over what he just told her, she reaches out and asks for a mic.

Diablo: Doesn’t look like the champion is going to take this lightly.

Maverick: Maybe not but there is no way she is going to do anything about it against the over seven foot, Kell.

Trinity is finally handed a mic and just glares at Kell.

Trinity: This is Uncensored you oversized jackass, anything goes, I have been watching that weak ass bitch for the past two weeks, she doesn’t deserve to clean my feet let alone get a shot at my title belt and if that means that I now have to face everyone in the Insanity Cage match then so be it but don’t try to change this place, there are no fucking rules here! I will take this matter up with "The Man Upstairs", I highly doubt that this is what he meant for you to do to these matches.

Trinity threw the mic down and slid out of the ring, leaving through the crowd as she had arrived.

The PhoenixTron 5000 crackles into life into the corridors in the backstage area, the 6'1 Black Rose is seen pacing the corridors, drinking from a bottle of water, she turns a corner and walks into a figure, the figure looks up. He has on a NY Mets throwback with his hat tilted off to the side. The man is the new Uncensored superstar Irv Gotti. He smirks as he looks Rose over.

Rose: Excuse me

Irv Gotti: I don't think we have met yet. The name's Irv Gotti

He extends his hand to her smirking. She looks at his hand blankly, then up to his face

Irv Gotti: Ok I see your a bit of a cold one. Let me ask you this why is a pretty girl like you running around with that crazy ass fuck JXD?

Rose: That "crazy ass fuck" as you so eloquently put it, is the guy who trained me how to wrestle!

Irv Gotti: So...doesn't mean you have to be his little lap dog. Why don't you and me leave this arena tonight post show together and I will show you the world a girl like you should be living in.

Rose: What's that? A world of blow jobs and cheap sex? I think I'll pass

Irv Gotti: No....I'm the motherfucking king of New York Irv Gotti. You belong at my side decked out in ice, getting drunk till you pass out then waking up in a mansion with the lights out. I'd make you a princess

Rose lets out a laugh, tracing her black painted fingernails over Irv's face

Rose: Cute, you sound just like my ex husband.

Irv Gotti: Bet he is unhappy he couldn't hang onto a women like you

Rose: Who knows... he died

Irv Gotti: Poor bastard...one's man loss is another's gain.

Rose smiles, tracing her hand down over Irv's chest

Rose: You really think so?

Irv Gotti: If I didn't I wouldn't say it. So why not ditch the depressed clown and come home with me tonight?

Rose: I have a better idea, what you doing in... say... 10 seconds time?

Irv Gotti: Not a damn thing... what do you have in mind?

Rose: Close your eyes, and you'll find out

Irv smirks and closes his eyes, Rose traces a hand few more times, then arches back and brings her hand down with a brutal knife edged chop, Irv stumbles back eyes wide open.

Irv Gotti: What the fuck you damn stupid ass ho!

Rose giggled evilly, watching his reaction

Irv Gotti: You don't want to fight with me you stupid bitch.

He starts towards her pissed off, raising his fist ready for a fight. Rose reacted quicker, her hand knocking the fist out to harms way as she pinched the pressure point between the neck and shoulder, Irv falls to the floor swatting at her arm to break the hold. A shout in Italian was heard as Gotti started to go limp, Black Rose released the hold, a second later she had been joined by JXD and Alexandrea. Irv looks up at them and chuckles, getting up to his feet.

Irv Gotti: You think you're a funny man? Pulling shit with me?

JXD: No, I don't think I'm funny, but I find fucking with people keeps me amused for 5 minutes

Irv Gotti: You gone and fucked with the wrong Nigga. I promise you that

JXD: That sounds familiar...

Irv Gotti: I promise you it will be the last time you hear it

Irv goes to lunge at him, JXD grabs Irv's head, catching him with a modified snapmare as he pulls a hidden razorblade from his gauntlet, pressing the blade against the exposed jugular artery, Irv freezes looking into JXD's eyes.

JXD: Not used to being treated like a bitch are you? I can see the fear in your eyes!

Irv Gotti: Kill me and watch how fast 50 niggas ride up on you and gun you down in my name. I ain't scared of you

JXD: Aww that's so sweet of them... Just make sure they all know they'd have to find me first!

Irv stares into his eyes not saying a word, the Nightmare simply returns the look, his piercing green eyes glinting slightly as he withdraws the blade and stands up, Irv watches him not moving just glaring at him. JXD smirks, both Alexandrea and Rose taking an arm as they watch the King of New York down on his ass.

JXD: Just so you know where you stand, you try any funny stuff, your gang will be scraping you off the Insanity cage tonight with spatulas, all I can say is, play nice.

The Nightmare turns, walking away with the girls leaving Gotti on the floor and bumps straight into the six foot ten inch backstage security specialist, The Dirty Dog, Dontay DeMoss. Behind him stood the three Simones and in the middle of the circle they formed stood D. Simon Reynolds himself.

DeMoss: Simon wants to know why we're all watching this and not Adams and Ramirez fighting.

JXD: Si..

If you blinked you missed it. It sounded like the crack of a bullwhip. DeMoss slapped JXD so hard it sent him to one knee and welled his eyes with tears instantly. A thin trickle of blood ran from his mouth.

DeMoss: That's Mister Reynolds to all of you on the Uncensored payroll...

Simone number one stepped forward catching Black Rose's eye.

Simone: You're welcome.

It was obvious what she meant. This was her one and only opportunity to leave untouched and Black Rose was quick to take her leave. Nearly as fast as Alexandrea, who left just as quickly as Simone had spoken. JXD tried to stand, but with a large hand on his shoulder, DeMoss kept him down on a knee as Simon stepped forward grinning and shaking his magic 8-ball.

DeMoss: Not used to being treated like a bitch...are you? I can see the fear in your eyes!

Inside of the arena where everyone watched this scene unfold, the match bell sounded three times and the PhoenixTron 5000 faded to black.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is a syringe on a pole match!!!

"Let’s Fuck" by Dope hits the arena sound system hard and brash. The X Rated One soon rushes out from behind the curtains to a chorus of boos. He flexes in the entry way before making his way down to the ring, taunting and harassing the fans and flirting with the hot women at ringside. He makes his way up the stairs and into the ring, he flexes again and strikes his finishing call pose, raising his arms high above his head and crossing them forming an X at that time the pyro in the ring sets off, creating three connecting X’s forming a basic shape of his “xXx” tattoo.

Chloe: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, making his Uncensored debut, "The X Rated One" Jonathan Adams!

As the pyro is removed from the ring, he takes his place in his corner, still flirting and taunting the fans. The arena falls dark and after a few seconds Juicy J from Three Six Mafia comes on over the sound systems. "I Gotta Stay High" By Three Six Mafia kicks in on the sound system as the arena lights turn to a shade of green light. Smoke pours out from the back onto the stage and down the rampway as Corey Ramirez steps out from the back, highlights from his career begin on the screen. He has a red hat on turned to the side, he's shirtless with a pair of faded blue shorts sagging, and tan Lugz on his feet. As he walks down the ramp his hands are extended tagging fans hands. He walks around the ring to the fan barricade and climbs on it tagging the fans hands. he takes off his hat and tosses it to the fans. He hops down from the barricade and slides into the ring.

Chloe: And his opponent, The So Cal Junkie... Corey Ramirez!

He runs and not missing a beat climbs onto the top turnbuckle and stands for a moment staring out at the crowd, he smiles on beats his hand against his chest. He than hops down and leans his back on the ropes and secures himself with his arms and bounces back stretching out a bit, afterwards he walks over to the corner and crouches down for a last second stretch, the lights return to normal as MJG finishes up the last verse of the song. Both wrestlers approach each other and look like they are ready to start the match when "Getting Away with Murder" hits the speakers and through the curtain walks Hardcore Wrestling’s Messiah, Snake Ridge. As Ridge is walking down the aisle he puts on a referee’s shirt.

Chloe: And may I present at this time, your special guest referee for this contest, Snake Ridge!!

Corey doesn't look happy about this at all. Ridge enters the ring, stands between both men and starts to go over the rules to the match. Corey tries to hit a cheap punch on Adams, but Ridge pushes him back and threatens to disqualify him. Ridge sends both men into opposite corners and signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell.

Diablo: This ought to be interesting.

Maverick: This is the Uncensored debut of the self proclaimed, sexiest and best looking man in the world...well now he's in Uncensored...so now he's met me.

Diablo: And JXD has met Dontay DeMoss! Did you see what just happened backstage?

Maverick: Nope...I didn't see nothing. But inside of that very ring I do see that Ridge is finally finished with the instructions and we are underway.

Diablo: Both men slow to start and going to feel each other out with a collar and elbow tie up.

Adams looks to be getting the better of the initial tie up, and begins walking Ramirez back towards the turnbuckles when at the last moment, Corey reverses their momentum and sends Adams back into the turnbuckle. Quickly, Ridge starts a 5 count, warning Ramirez to break the hold.

Maverick: Probably telling them they need to be more hardcore.

Diablo: Oh I'm sure.

As they argue in the corner, Ridge allows Ramirez to corner him, to grabs him by the waist and holds him for Adams to connect with his spinning heel kick. Corey went down hard in the center of the ring where Adams hit his patented "Porno Elbow" on him! Instead of going for the syringe though, he posed on the middle ropes in a corner for the crowd. Corey drags himself painfully over to the ropes, Ridge watching for the rope break as Corey grabs the ropes, Ridge counts fast! After what must be 1 second he reaches 4. Corey rolls out of the ring and breaks the count, where Ridge begins counting Corey out, this time counting very very slowly. Corey pulls himself up as Adams kicks his knees out and stomps on both legs one after the other.

Diablo: The X-Rated Jonathan Adams following Ramirez right outside.

After hammering away on his lower back with some forearm smashes, Adams rolled Ramirez back into the ring. Adams runs the ropes and drops both knees into Corey's ribs and gets back to his feet, stomping Corey's chest repeatedly. Ridge begins slow counting again as Corey writhes in pain.

Maverick: Ridge is calling it right down the middle here.

Adams climbs the ropes, Ridge looking to check on Corey who manages to roll up and shake the ropes, forcing Adams back to the mat. Adams gets up and kicks Corey in the ribs. Adams goes for the kick again and Corey catches the foot, Adams spins 360 and pushes Corey back down cockily.

Diablo: He'll regret that, it'll come back and kick him in the balls!

Adams starts climbing the turnbuckle reaching for the needle. Corey hits him with So Cal Bomb. Corey goes to the top rope for the Killa Kali Drop, but Ridge is standing in his way threatening to disqualify Corey if he jumps off the top rope. Corey grabs the syringe, jumps going over Ridges head and he hits the top rope leg drop onto Adams!!!

Diablo: Killa Kali Drop!!

Ramirez is up holding the syringe up high for everyone to see it. Just then Ridge spins him and nails the cut throat suplex.

Maverick: Penance!!!

Ridge puts the syringe back into Ramirez' hand, then sticks it into his leg and shoots him up. He quickly called for the bell, and raised Adams' arm in victory. Chloe climbed in to make it official and Ridge gave her the word.

Chloe: And your winner...Triple X...Jonathan Adams!!!

Diablo: Wow...what a surprise.

Backstage Kirsta’s crew, Mystic and Blade are seen with Harley Abate. Both girls are dressed in black leather pants and Blade is dressed in a black suit.

Harley Abate: With me tonight is the number 1 contender to the Primo Title, Kirsta Lewis. Kirsta, can we have a few words with you before your match tonight?

Kirsta: What about Harley? I don’t have a lot of time.

Harley: You defeated Snake Ridge last week to become the number 1 contender for the Primo Title but tonight you have entered yourself into the open challenge Insanity Cage match. Can you tell us why you would risk bodily injury when you have such an important match coming up?

Kirsta: Harley, do people not pay attention or what? I risk injury every god damn time I enter in that ring. Look at the kinds of matches that I have been into since joining Uncensored. I have ended the career of Hecate, sent Amy though a plate of glass, in a scaffold match. Caged Heat match, Total Funeral match. I am one that gets a big high on those kind of matches. They are what I am best at and I have come out on top every time. This match will be no different. I won’t sit around here and do nothing and wait for my title shot.

Harley: Have you noticed who all is going to be involved in this match tonight? Ridge wants his shot at pay back so he says, at you and at the others who he feels have beaten him unfairly.

Kirsta: Unfairly my ass. Has he forgotten just where the hell he is? This is fucking Uncensored! There are no rules, no limits and if he can’t handle the heat I suggest he stay out of the ring. It’s there for professionals, not some whinny ass bitch.

Harley: We all got a bit of a surprise when Mystic answered his little dare, a challenge if you will. Eva is just a bit upset at what she did last week during your match with Ridge. She said if mystic enters then she will enter as well. Seems as if Miss Eva wants a bit of a pay back herself.

Kirsta: Look it’s not our fault if Mystic got the upper hand on Eva. She just damn lucky it wasn’t me who power bombed her fucking ass. I’ll tell you she would have joined Ridge in that pit. Fuck . The more the merrier. There’s only two people involved that I see that will make it to that top tier. That is the best god damn talent that UWE has.

Harley: Who is that?

Kirsta: Need you ask? Isn’t it obvious? The unstoppable and undefeated Trinity Holmes and Kirsta Lewis the best god damn talent that Uncensored has are going to be the ones battling it out.

Harley: What people are said they are banking on is that your attention will be diverted to watching Mystic’s back and they you won’t be as focused as you usually are.

Kirsta: Look Harley, she made the decision to enter this thing on her own and that is just how it will be inside that ring. She’s on her own now.

Kirsta walks off and leaves the others standing there in shock at Kirsta’s last comment.

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen, please direct your attention to the PhoenixTron 5000 for the next match-up.

Maverick: How come I couldn't have worked this match-up?

Diablo: It's live from Lucky's in downtown Lakeland! Salem Caprione vs. Seraphis...

The PhoenixTron 5000 crackles to life as the cameras at Lucky's focus in on Big Dick Dempsey and Just Plain Jack Jennings at a makeshift broadcast table, ringside on the edge of the dance floor.

Big Dick: And we are the ones who have it live at Lucky's!

The local crowd gives Dick a nice pop for the plug.

Big Dick: But before we get to the fight...someone has asked for a moment of our time...

In front of Big Dick, the Uncensored Primo Champion Asher Dubois  is seen in the ring...no entrance or nothing. Just standing in the ring with the Primo title in his hand. Asher gets out of the ring and walks up to the barrier where Tranquility Holmes sitting in the front row of the audience. He walks over to her and Deuce stands up. Asher stares him in the eyes and doesn't back down...then he looks at Tranquility....

Asher: You live your life not seeing the greed and corruption around you...and someone takes your dog and your house from you...yet you still stay calm....that is the trait of a champion...

Asher puts the belt on the shoulder of Tranquility...Then he looks Deuce in the eyes again, who is doing his best not to laugh. Next to him, Tranquility's twin, Tempest isn't even holding back and is laughing in Asher's face. Then he walks through the crowd and exits through the back of the audience and out of the club...

Big Dick: Wow...Tranquility will probably see that belt before any of us do again!

Next to him, Just Plain Jack nods.

Big Dick: This grudge match between Seraphis and Salem Caprione which is stemming from events last week on Dominance should be getting going any minute now...hey! What's that I see on the PhoenixTron $19.95?

The smaller, portable version of the big screen at Lucky's shows Salem Caprione walk through the back door of the club  with Beast and The Joker. He wears a Spyder Gainey t-shirt underneath his suit coat. Just then he sees Seraphis leaving his makeshift locker room for the ring. Salem walks up to Seraphis...

Salem: Hello Sunshine...

Seraphis: What the fuck do you want Salem?

Salem: My money....

Seraphis: I don't owe you nothing....

Salem: It's what you would call a protection fee...I'm going to be taxing everyone...You just happen to be first...

Seraphis: Protection?...From what?

Salem: From what??...

Salem laughs...Then Beast comes from behind Salem and grabs Seraphis by the throat...

Salem: From us...of course...

Seraphis: That's bullshit...

Salem: No its not....Now take out that very lightly packed wallet of yours...

Seraphis: I'm not paying you a damn thing...

Salem: Fine...In the ring...we'll show you and everyone else what happens to people who refuse to pay our protection fee...Beast let him go...

Salem,  Beast and The Joker walk away and Salem gives Seraphis the gun and wink as Seraphis rubs his neck with a pissed off look on his face as the beginning of "Italiano Vero" by Toto Cutugnio and its acapella...When the music kicks in the Italian flag appears on the screen and clips of Joey "The Joker" Santini, Tony "The Beast" DeMarco, and Salem all doing moves flash on the screen as well as close ups of crazy looking smiles and pissed off looks...Then "The Beast" and Joey comes out from the entranceway and start to walk up the ramp...then Salem comes out. Almost as quickly as we see him, we see Seraphis smash a Zima bottle over his head! As Joker turned, he kicked him in the nuts and hit him with Oblivion! Up quickly, Seraphis stomped The Joker's foot and hit him with "Darkness Falls".

Big Dick: Seraphis is cleaning house!

He signals to the D.J. who kills Salem's music and hits "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin to the crowd's delight. Salem makes it almost all the way up when Seraphis slams him shoulder first into a pool table. Seraphis catches Salem in the gut with the but end of a pool cue. As Salem doubles over, Seraphis takes the stick and lines it up, snapping it over the small of his back with a vicious slam. As Salem falls to the floor, Seraphis walks over to the bar table and asks for a bottle. The bartender complies handing it to Seraphis as he begins to pour it on the bar table.

Big Dick: Now that's fucked up! That's alcohol abuse! he'd better not do that in front of Maverick and Paddy!

He empties the bottle and walks towards Salem, who gets up and turns, only to have the bottle smash him over the head, toppling him down to the hard floor. Seraphis turns back and pulls out a pack of cigs and a lighter out of his pocket. He lights the cig and walks over to the bar table, placing the cigarette on it as it ignites the bar table aflame. People back away as Seraphis grabs Salem and brings him over to the table, running with him and bringing him up on the table, dragging him across the table and flames as the people around them let off their feelings. At the end Seraphis keeps dragging Salem off, letting him hit the floor hard!

Big Dick: Seraphis falls on top of him with a leg hooked...but we don't have a ref. Where's Sommersby?

Just then the portable big screen shows Sommersby handcuffed to the sink inside of the bathroom, and the lights fall plunging the entire club into darkness. A single spotlight falls, illuminating the seats the three Holmes' had occupied which are now empty. "Prince Charming" by Metallica hits the speakers.

Big Dick: Get the fuck outta here! Isn't he retired?

Deuce enters the club from the staging holding three pizzas that are so hot their steam rises off the boxes as he walks. The first he opens and smashes into The Beast's face who then rolls around in agony, wiping at the burning, sticky cheese. The Joker is next and gets the same. Throwing the two empty boxes aside, he opens the last box as Seraphis steps away from Salem.

He pulls a phone out of the box and holds it up for everyone to see before making a quick call on it.

Suddenly, sirens ring out inside of the club.

Big Dick: Head for the hills! Deuce Holmes has called the cops on Salem!!!

Tempest and Tranquility Holmes stood at the entrance wearing mock police outfits. Tranquility had not one new seeing eye dog...but two large German Sheppards. They led her quickly to Salem, right behind Tempest who was pulling her handcuffs out as she ran. When Tempest had Salem handcuffed, Tranquility released her dogs!!

Big Dick: She just sicked her dogs on Salem!!! She just sicked her dogs on Salem!!!

Tempest kicked and stomped away at Salem as the dogs tore at him viciously. Deuce pulled a roll of barbed wire out from under the ring and used it as a whip before hog tying Salem with it and tossing the end he held over the exposed rafters of the club. Tempest and Deuce pulled the barbedwire, lifting Salem. He swung helplessly over Tranquility's head...sort of like a Piñata. Feeling the heat from the burning table that Seraphis had lit, Tranquility lit her Singapore Cane on fire. With her dogs still leaping and nipping at Salem's ass, she beat him like he owed her money. As Seraphis stood back laughing at what was happening in front of him, the cameras focused in on something that was happening behind him.

As Salem eight finally snapped the barbedwire that held him up and he fell to the floor in a heap, Kyra Cardelli snuck up behind Seraphis and slammed a folding shovel down over the back of his head. As Salem hit the floor, Seraphis fell right on top of him, and Tranquility fell right next to them and made the three count.

Big Dick: Now I know anything goes in a bar room brawl but god damn...

Diablo: Getting by with a little help from a few friends...Seraphis with a big win in the bar room brawl down at Lucky's.

Maverick: You call that winning?

Diablo: He scored the three count. That's all anyone is going to remember in a month anyway.

Maverick: They might not even remember that after this big Insanity Cage Main Event!

Diablo: You know that is why we had to schedule that last match somewhere else besides right here at the arena, Uncensored needs a few minutes to assemble and prepare the triple tiered Insanity Cage Match. And this is all you have to do to win that match...Start out in the bottom cage, climb a ladder into the second tier, leave through a door and climb up onto the outside of the third tier, where a belt, or object needed to win will be waiting. The differences are that the three cages are three different kinds of hardcore matches and the ending is different as well. The 1st cage is a barb wire match. The 2nd cage is an extreme weapons match featuring barb wire wrapped 2x4’s, baseball bats, kendo sticks, glass bottles, staple guns, sickles, scissors, and steel pipes. The third cage is merely the launching pad for the ending. Because the only way to win is to throw your opponent off the third cage through the STACKED FLAMING TABLES!!!

And then, the unmistakable smack of flesh on flesh was heard and a fresh spray of blood was shown splashing against a clean white wall. And then another fresh smack was heard.

D. Simon Reynolds: You?

The cameras backstage finally showed Simon. he had his coat off and his sleeves rolled up. He pulled back and landed another hard right hand.

Simon: YOU?

Simon stomped. He pulled back and kicked twice, then stomped again.

Simon: YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN ANY FOOL HERE AND YOU COME TO ME WITH THIS?

The blurry line of sports entertainment was obviously breached when the cameras pulled back and revealed the target of Simon's well placed punches and stomps. There was no 'putting over' the Boss, or 'selling punches' here. JXD was getting his ass kicked unmercifully. Simon pulled him up by his hair, put his head through a sheetrock wall, and kicked him in his ass until he came out the other side which was the gorilla position. That's where Simon pushed Just Plain Jennings out of his chair at the sound board, took it and swung it like a baseball bat at JXD's head.

Professional wrestlers are taught how to swing a chair. Simon was not a professional wrestler and didn't give a fuck. He laid JXD open to the cheekbone. He stumbled backwards out of the gorilla position towards the staging and arena when Simon nailed him again. This one knocked JXD flat and pulled the chair of of Simon's hands as JXD fell. He swung so hard that the seat broke and the legs went around his neck. Had Simon seen this before letting go...

With the chair still around his neck, JXD tried to stand, Simon hit him with a running kick to the face that sent him off of the edge of the staging down twelve feet to the concrete floor below.

The cameras focused in on The Nightmare JXD with the crowd chanting 'HOLY SHIT' in the background. He lay motionless, with blood running from his mouth and Simon stalking in the distance and approaching.

Diablo: I'll tell you what, I don't know what started this, and I'm not sure if I want to. And one thing I see...or rather don't see are The Simones. it's almost better to see Simon with The Simones...than without them.

Maverick: When he is like this not even they want to be around him. He can't even hire people to be around him!

Diablo: Well whatever JXD did...it couldn't have been this bad.

Maverick: I don't think that's any of my business. As a matter of fact, I think it's time for a beer. You need one?

Diablo: Don't you go anywhere...

It was too late, Maverick was gone and shielding his eyes from where Simon was now standing over JXD. He kicked at him with the toe of his boot and JXD lay motionless still.

Diablo: This is absolutely not on my program of scheduled events and interviews for the evening, what we are seeing here is unscripted and uncensored. A slice of real life right here.

Simon heaved JXD over his shoulder and began to walk him down towards the Insanity Cage. When he hit the ringside area, Simon took several running steps and ran JXD into the barbedwire wrapped bottom cage before dropping him to the floor. Stomping him twice before pulling him up to his knees with a handful of hair, Simon held JXD right where he wanted him and slammed another big right hand down on his jawbone. He hit him again and again and then again until he had to shake the pain out of his fist.

JXD spit out a tooth and a mouthful of blood. Simon held him down on his knees in front of him and called for a mic.

Simon: And I'd better not forget...it just can't be Dominance unless JXD is in the Insanity Cage...

He tossed the mic, then JXD into the cage. The bottom cage was barbed wire. Everything in it was wrapped in barbed wire. Simon spotted a table, it was tightly wrapped up in barbed wire. He pulled JXD up and tossed his light ass up onto his shoulder in a fireman's carry and in one quick, deft motion hefted him off of them as if to F-5 him only to invert the maneuver into an Urange Slam at the last second sending JXD down through that table.

Diablo: That had to be the sickest Simonizer I've ever seen!

Simon motioned to "Quick" Casey Banks on the outside of the cage to start stacking and lighting tables. Then again, JXD's limp carcass was hefted onto Simon's shoulders as he climbed the ladder up into the middle cage. This cage was filled with any and every weapon conceivable. Simon dropped JXD on the floor of the cage, and walked past chairs, kendo sticks, trash can lids and even a sledgehammer where he picked up...

Diablo: HE'S GOT THE MAGIC 8-BALL!!!

Simon held it up high, for everyone to see, the he grabbed a nine iron and used JXD's lips for a tee, setting the magic 8-ball down on his face.

Simon: FOUR!!!

Simon missed. He clipped JXD right upside the head. The magic 8-ball fell off his face from the sheer impact of it and rolled two or three inches away from JXD. Simon just shrugged it off, grabbed a ladder and wedged it into the cage then with an Irish whip ran JXD into it gut first. With him doubled over the top of the ladder, Simon purposely missed the opening to the top cage several times, ramming JXD's head into the cage repeatedly in the process before finally pushing him through to the top cage.

When he did, he tossed a trashcan up behind JXD...

Diablo: No fuckin' way...

Slow and cocky, Simon climbed the ladder, talking shit the whole way as he did.

Simon: So here we are...just me and The Nightmare in Insanity Cage...shouldn't I be afraid right now? Shouldn't I just be shaking myself right out of my boots? Shouldn't I be looking over my shoulder for an attack by your two little ladies? Oh wait...they're not copyrighted and trademarked superstars of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment and I don't think we'll be seeing them again on Dominance until they are.

He made it up into the top cage, standing over JXD.

Simon: And you...the next time I tell everybody to be at my arena at 4 o'clock then I mean 4 o'clock, for the new people.

Stomp.

Simon: The Hall of Fame guys.

Stomp.

Simon: The FTW 2004 Superstar of the year...

Stomp.

Simon: The Ground Xero Champion...

Stomp.

Simon: The Primo Champion...

Stomp.

Simon: Pretty much everybody. Well everyone who is on the payroll and copyrighted and or trademarked. Those people I expect to see at 4 o'clock next week at Silver Spurs Arena in Kissimmee. Everyone else on the payroll JXD...

Stomp.

Simon: The people who don't want to be copyrighted...

Stomp.

Simon: Or trademarked...

Stomp.

Simon: Then those people JXD...

Stomp.

Simon: Those people will meet at my house...with a lawnmower.

Stomp.

Simon: At 4 o'clock.

Stomp.

Simon: Now who wants to see a stupidsault?

Oddly enough, the crowd pops.

Simon: Who paid money to see a stupidsault?

When they saw he was serious, a chant started. "DON'T DO IT SI-MON...DON'T DO IT" Clap-Clap. "DON'T DO IT SI-MON...DON'T DO IT" Clap-Clap. "DON'T DO IT SI-MON...DON'T DO IT" Clap-Clap.

Simon: Well I heard about a stupidsault all week long...so regardless of what you people want...

He slammed the garbage can down hard on top of JXD's head, grabbed him by the seat of his pants and heaved him from the third cage. He fell almost in slow motion, his legs kicked and he fell nearly forty feet ass over elbows, tumbling until finally he crashed down. He hit the top of three burning tables hard, shattering it. The second table seemed to splinter on impact...but the bottom table held.

Simon: I'm going to go on ahead and indulge myself.

"Quick" Casey went towards JXD with a fire extinguisher.

Simon: Step back! Drop it! Those are for copyrighted and trademarked superstars. JXD can take care of himself better than we can so let him worry about that.

As Simon climbed down, the wood on the tables burned out and the small fire smoldered around the steel frames of the tables. Simon raised the mic for a final time.

Simon:  No...I'm not joking. My house...your lawnmower, next week. Don't make me come looking for you.

Simon left and an eerie silence filled the arena as JXD lay unattended, finally EMT'S came with a stretcher. When JXD was loaded, they left through and opening at the barrier at ringside so as not to go past Simon with him backstage.

It was like a library. After what everyone had just seen, everyone spoke in a whisper inside of the arena. The only thing to garner a reaction from them was when they heard that single double bass drum beat that sounded like a single heartbeat. Hundreds of replica UWE Ground Xero Title were held up and spun as that drum hit once again. The soft eerie piano line began as Chloe's ring introduction.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and Gentlemen...this is your main event of the evening! Making her way to the Insanity Cage first...she makes her way to the ring tonight by way of La Isla del Condenado in the United States Virgin Islands...

She stepped into the arena as the guitar hit, the title belt on her shoulder with the red X spinning and seeming to catch every light in the place.

Chloe: This is your reigning Uncensored Ground Xero Champion...TRINITY HOLMES!!

She took her time getting to the ring, milking any and all responses from the crowd. She strapped the belt on her waist as she climbed in, prepared to use it as a weapon.

Maverick: Hey, did I miss anything?

Diablo: You missed everything!

Maverick: Good. None of my fuckin' business anyway. Less I know about all that...the healthier I tend to remain.

Diablo: All I know is I've never seen Simon without The Simones, and I'd almost rather be dealt with by then after what I witnessed here tonight!

Maverick: The Simones can deal with me anytime they want to!

Trinity's music fell and she began to circle the ring impatiently.

Diablo: What I want to know is who will be the first person to enter the Insanity Cage now that everyone knows that the Ground Xero Champion, Trinity Holmes is inside and ready to go?

Sirens are heard and smoke covers the entrance as Mastermind by NAS hits the speakers.

Chloe: Ladies and gentlemen...making his way to the ring tonight for his Uncensored debut by way of Queens, New York...IRV GOTTI!!!

Gotti makes his way out from the back yelling at the fans as he heads down to the ring. As he goes to climb in, Trinity slammed the door shut on his hand. he jerked back, then tore the door open where she catapulted him into the ring using the top rope. He landed hard on his back and as he rolled over and was hopping up she kicked him square in the ass.

Maverick: Welcome to Uncensored!

Diablo: NOW BEND OVER!

This only seemed to enrage Gotti, who hit her with a quick Samoan drop, and then as she stood nailed an inverted DDT before getting uncensored and nailing a split legged moonsault off the barbed wire ropes of the bottom cage. Hooking a leg to eliminate Trinity by pinfall, "Quick" Casey slid into position to make the three count...

Maverick: ...1...2...

Diablo: She kicks out!

"My Immortal" by Evanescence hits the speakers.

Maverick: Hey who's music is this?

Diablo: I've been hearing rumors all week long that Mystic is ready to go pro!

Mystic steps out onto the staging, her eyes maybe just a bit blinded by all the lights.

Maverick: It is! It's Mystic!

Diablo: And she is debuting in Insanity Cage!!!

Chloe: Making her way to the ring for her Uncensored debut by way of Fort Lauderdale, Florida...MYSTIC!!!

She took off running for the Insanity Cage and her music was drowned out by "Getting away with murder" by Papa Roach. As she ran by, Eva Riot swung a steel chair from the first row laying her flat. Right next to her sat Snake Ridge and they were both surrounded by dozens of fans screaming from recognition and the sheer violence of the blow that Eva dealt. Ridge hopped over into the ringside area as the cameras focused in on the action behind him in the ring.

Trinity monkey flipped Gotti right onto a barbed wire wrapped steel chair as Ridge rolled Mystic into the ring. She was up quicker than anticipated, nailing Gotti with a twist of fate out of sheer instinct as trinity leaped off the top rope for a flipping Vertebreaker!

Diablo: That's the HEADHUNTER!

Maverick: 1...2...3!!! Gotti's out of Insanity Cage!

As Casey rolled Gotti out of the cage, Trinity cheap-shotted Ridge with a low blow, Mystic nailed Eva with a standing dropkick that sent her over the top ropes in such a way that her arms were wrapped in the barbed wire ropes! Trinity hit Ridge with a chop block and on his way down Mystic hit him with a running neckbreaker. And just when it couldn't get any worse for Ridge...it did.

"My Last Breath" by Evanescence hit the speakers and Kirsta stepped out with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat and Blade Storm flanking her. They slid into the ring, Blade first. He grabbed Ridge and held him up for Kirsta to slam the bat into his gut. Trinity grabbed the barbed wire wrapped chair and brought it down hard on ridge's head when she did. The crowd knew it was coming and said it right along with him when the blows landed!

Diablo: WE'RE NOT HAVIN' FUN TIL SOMEBODY'S CALLING 9-1-1!!!

Maverick: It's over for Ridge...with Eva Riot all tied up he doesn't stand a chance in there with these people!

Diablo: These are his biggest enemies in Uncensored and Ridge doesn't have one damn friend!

Maverick: Ridge is screwed!! Nobody's going to come and help him!

And then a familiar voice with a thick Cajun accent was heard on the p.a. system saying: "I WILL CRY FOR YOU ALWAYS!!!"

Diablo: HOLY SHIT! NOBODY IS GOING TO COME AND HELP HIM!!!

Then, instead of "Behind Blue Eyes" as everyone had grown accustomed to, "COLD" by Crossfade hit the speakers as the Uncensored Primo Champion Asher Dubois hit the staging running and not one ass was in one seat as the crowd gave easily their biggest pop of the night!

Maverick: He has that chain...but he doesn't have that belt.

Diablo: Of course not...you don't give gold to a girl...especially a Holmes girl and expect it back!

Asher slid in and nailed Blade Storm with a violent shot from his chain. It wrapped around his neck and Asher pulled him in for a hard and fast DDT. Quickly he turned, to check on Eva's bleeding arms and to free her from the barbed wire ropes that held her tightly still. As soon as she was free, she kicked Mystic in the crotch and hit an STO down onto the table that Simon busted by Simonizing JXD earlier. Kirsta took Asher down from behind with a spear, then with him on his belly, she locked in an ankle lock.

Maverick: There's too much going on! I can't keep up with the action. I'm a color commentator, not an auctioneer!

Diablo: Trinity with a springboard headscissors takedown on Mystic right behind Kirsta's back. She has a leg hooked!

Maverick: 1...2...3! Mystic has been eliminated!

As Casey escorted her out of the cage, Ridge seemed to rise from the dead and he tossed Blade Storm out of Insanity Cage while Casey had it open. This pissed off Casey and he sent Eva out as well! This left only Asher, Kirsta, Trinity and Ridge inside fighting. With her ankle lock still cinched in...Ridge found the one barbed wire wrapped weapon that no one had noticed...

Maverick: RIDGE HAS THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED VIBRATOR!!!

He came up behind Kirsta and jammed it into her mouth braking up the hold she had on Asher's ankle. Holding it in, Ridge pulled her over to a turnbuckle...he pulled her back and slammed her with a hard, old school turnbuckle smash.

Ridge held up one finger and the crowd went crazy!!!

He pulled her back and did it again, this time the crowd counted it off for him!

Maverick: TWO!

Ridge got faster and harder building momentum, by five he was using two hands and simply smashing her with seemingly all of his might against the turnbuckle. When he paused for the big pop on ten...Trinity nailed him with the barbed wire wrapped chair as soon as he was finished with Kirsta!! Ridge was staggered, but didn't fall. Trinity snapped in a quick hammerlock and doubled him over before kicking his feet out from under him and using the hold almost like a single armed DDT, sending Ridge down onto the busted up barbed wire wrapped table. While all of this was happening, Asher had slowly climbed the ladder up into the second cage and was tossing down light tubes into the bottom cage. The sound of them shattering, and the smell of the powder they held seemed to be to Ridge what spinach was to Popeye. Asher began tossing down trash can lids and a kendo stick for Ridge to battle with when Trinity began to climb the ladder, knowing what he was doing and meaning to stop him from continuing.

Diablo: I don't think Asher wants to fight them...but he will damn sure help Ridge do it!

Kirsta finally began to stir in the bottom cage. Ridge was getting up a little faster than she was and was reaching for the kendo stick when she seemed to catch a second wind. She was up and nailing him with a Savate kick, before pulling him up and sending him for a ride into the barbed wire ropes with an Irish whip. She sent him down onto the broken table with a hip toss. As Ridge clutched his back and the fresh barbed wire wounds in it, Kirsta went up the ladder fast and into the middle cage to join Trinity and Asher when "Gotta Stay High" by Triple 6 Mafia hit the speakers and Corey Ramirez ran into the arena with a thumbtacked baseball bat!

Maverick: Has The So-Cal Junkie's buzz worn off?

Diablo: It looks that way!

As Corey tore the cage door open and climbed in, Casey used a chain and a lock to close the door for good. Ducking as Corey swung, Ridge hit him with a northern lights suplex! In the middle cage, Kirsta and Trinity double teamed Asher. Kirsta held him tight with her ankle lock as Trinity went for a triple jump moonsault! As she landed the move, Ridge and Corey fought past them with Ridge going up the ladder first and Corey chasing. When they hit the top of the middle cage and were climbing into the top one, Ridge locked in the cobra clutch!

Diablo: It's the 1000 Corpse Clutch!!

Maverick: No it's not!

Ridge hit a Russian legsweep that sent them both back down into the middle cage and the crowd into a frenzy shouting 'HOLY SHIT!!!'

Diablo: Ridge just hit 'The Fang'!

Trinity and Krista dragged Asher up the ladder, heaving him into the top cage. He held his ankle and tried to stay away from them but there was only so far he could go. Ridge began to climb up into the top cage as Kirsta began to set up a ladder. When she did, Trinity was up it leapfrogging it to nail Asher with a hard legdrop! Kirsta kicked Ridge twice before he tripped her up and was able to climb up into the top cage. As trinity went for a superstar elbow onto Asher, Ridge hit her with a clothesline, and quickly gathered Asher up onto his shoulder, and slowly made his way up the ladder up onto the top of the cage.

Diablo: What the hell is Ridge doing?

Maverick: If I know Ridge...he's using the Champion for bait!!

Corey made it to the ladder before Kirsta or Trinity, but they were both right behind him with Kirsta in the lead.

Diablo: All 5 superstars are now on top of the Insanity Cage!

Maverick: SET THOSE TABLES ON FIRE!!!

The Uncensored road crew and street teams hit the arena quickly setting up and stacking tables on all four sides of the cage as the superstars slugged it out up top.

Diablo: Trinity is just torturing Asher with a spinning toe hold!

Corey held Ridge's arms back for Kirsta to beat away on him at her leisure. She was hitting Ridge so hard that it was knocking both him and Corey back closer and closer to the edge. Finally Corey turned and nailed a rolling powerbomb onto ridge that sent him over the side of the cage!

Diablo: The So-Cal Bomb!!!

Ridge hit the floor with a thud, missing the stacked burning tables!

Maverick: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!!! RIDGE IS BROKE!!!

Trinity broke the spinning toe hold on Asher long enough to direct Kirsta to take out Corey with her. The girls hit him in the back with twin baseball slide dropkicks that sent Ramirez over the edge and down through the stacks of flaming tables!!

Diablo: We're down to three! Just Kirsta...the Ground Xero Champion and the Primo Champion...this may be the best three that Uncensored has to offer right here!!!

Asher was slow to his feet, and when he stood, Kirsta and trinity's arms were locked at the wrist and they took off running going for the double running clothesline! But just as soon as Asher put any weight on that tender and swollen ankle of his....it gave and he fell hard!!!

Hand in hand, Trinity and Kirsta sailed over the edge of the Insanity cage crashing down together through the stacked burning tables as the match bell sounded!!!

Chloe DeVille: AND YOUR WINNER OF INSANITY CAGE...YOUR UNCENSORED PRIMO CHAMPION...ASHER DUBOIS!

Maverick: I DON'T BELIEVE IT...NOBODY WON THE INSANITY CAGE!!!

Diablo: But I want to know is...what's he gonna get for winning this? it's always something big...and Uncensored is celebrating six big months in business tonight!

"Cold" by Crossfade hit the speakers again and a countdown began on the PhoenixTron 5000. When the zero hit, a graphic similar to the Diva of the year poll was seen. Only this one was for the Uncensored Superstar of the year...and when the zero hit the countdown...the poll closed.

Asher Dubois: 50.00%
JXD: 38.89%
Trinity Holmes: 11.11%

The pyro explosion display inside of the arena when this was announced simply eclipsed the one at the beginning of the show. Asher just stared at the big screen from the top of the cage. Finally he pulled himself up to his feet, held his arms out to his sides and fell to his knees. When he did, a new explosion of pyros rocked the arena and the lights fell.

When there was light again, Asher Dubois was gone.

Maverick: Not only did Nobody win Insanity cage...but now Nobody is our 2005 Superstar of the year too?

Diablo: It looks that way and let me the first to congratulate Asher Dubois...couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. And with that said...I just have one more thing to say...

Maverick: It's about time.

Diablo: Join us next week live from Silver Spurs Arena in Kissimmee...same Uncensored time...same Uncensored channel! Until then why don't you stop by the official Uncensored site and register for the fan forums and vote for your favorite Uncensored diva today! Once again... this is Diablo saying...so long...from the sunshine state!