As showtime nears in the Silver Spurs Arena in Kissimmee, the camera start to pan the arena, working the crowd into a frenzy and letting them know that the show was about to start. The "YOU-DUB-E" chant began and only got louder as the PhoenixTron 5000 slowly descended from the rafters flashing the countdown intermittently with the "Uncensored content" logo. Finally, the lights fell, the video package hit the screen and the pyros exploded as "DIRTY LITTLE THING" by Velvet Revolver hit the speakers!

Diablo: What's up motherfuckers!

Maverick: You found us!

Diablo: And we are live in Kissimmee...the Silver Spurs Arena is the venue hosting the greatest show on Earth! Diablo and along side of me as always, Million Dollar Bill Maverick.

Maverick: So you know what time it is...it's time for your weekly taste of Dominance...Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment's Sunday Night Dominance.

Diablo: And we will be showing our Dominance over every other show out there tonight with this card! Our Road Agent, Zanatos Kell looking to teach the Ground Xero Champion Trinity Holmes some manners when he is the special guest referee between her and newcomer Angie Williams!

Maverick: And that isn't the only special ref we have either. I wonder what Ramirez had to give Big Dick Dempsey to make this happen? Snake Ridge vs. Jonathan Adams...and Ramirez is the ref!!

Diablo: And for months...literally as long as anyone here can remember, Seraphis and Kyra Cardelli have been battling it out! Seraphis won a Boiler Room Brawl, Kyra won an Ambulance Match. Well tonight they both say that it ends...and "The Man Upstairs" is even giving them a reason to end it! The winner of that big match will be...the new number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...and will go on to face Trinity Holmes at Devil's Night!

Maverick: Well I can top that!

Diablo: You can?

Maverick: Uncensored and Asher Dubois putting it all on the line tonight as he defends the Primo Title against  The Hellcat, Kirsta Lewis! hey I wonder if he ever got his belt back from Tranquility Holmes last week?

Diablo: I wouldn't count on it! But what I'm wondering about from last week is The Nightmare JXD! he took a vicious beating at the hands of Uncensored Chairman, D. Simon Reynolds.

Maverick: That beating would have killed a mere mortal man....

Diablo: And The Nightmare...he can take a beating, but I have been wondering about him all week now....

And then almost right on cue, The PhoenixTron 5000 bursts into life. The timestamp shows it to be 2 a.m.

The Nightmare JXD is seen leaving Club Asylum in Ft. Lauderdale. That fades into JXD arriving at home, timestamped at 2:30 a.m. He lay down in bed and as the minutes ticked by as fast as tenths of seconds, the alarm sounded at 3 a.m. Now, looking worse for wear as he stands alone, half an hour later looking at an immense lawn out in front of him, no mower in sight, resting over his shoulder is a scythe.

JXD: I should have fucking known it was coming, I should have seen it, me getting Simonized...

JXD brings the scythe down and works it through the grass, watching it cut through easily, then starts cutting through the grass. The screen cuts to later in the day, the timestamp showing it to be 2:30 p.m. The Nightmare looks disheveled, looking to have worked for 11 hours without a break. The grass is neat and evenly cut for being cut by a scythe as he shoulders it. Glancing at his watch, he walks over the grass up to his jet black motorcycle parked up on the sidewalk, dismantling the scythe as he walks and puts it in the storage compartment, removing his helmet from it.

JXD: Gives me an hour and a half to get back to Kissimmee. Time to do what I do best and love doing.

JXD pulls on his helmet, leaps onto the bike as he kicks it into life, then knocking the kickstand away, pulls onto the road and speeds off. The camera returns to pan the arena, every single person in the crowd is forced into a shocked silence.

Maverick: You have GOT to be shittin' me! What the hell is The Nightmare up to here?

Diablo: You know I may regret saying this...but what if the kid is finally growing up and seeing how things work around here?

Maverick: Well...there's no way he made the arena by 4 anyway. Lauderdale is almost two hundred miles away!

Once again, the PhoenixTron 5000 crackles into life. The time stamping showed it to be 3:59 p.m. earlier this afternoon. JXD parks illegally, dropping his bike and running into the back door of the arena. D. Simon Reynolds and Dontay DeMoss stand at the back door, Simon looking at his watch.

JXD: What's up...motherfuckers? I found you's!

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Sirens sound off inside of the arena.

Chloe DeVille: Ladies and gentlemen, D. Simon Reynolds, P.I.M.P. and BOSGUM welcome you to Silver Spurs Arena for a night of UNCENSORED WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!

Mastermind by Nas hits the speakers as Irv Gotti steps into the arena taunting the crowd.

Chloe: This match is for one fall! Introducing first, from Queens, New York...The King of New York...IRV...GOTTI!!!

He calls for the microphone from Chloe.

Irv Gotti: Hey JXD...I was thinking the since you did such a good job on the boss man's lawn...go ahead and get mine next!

Gotti passes the microphone back to Chloe DeVille as the lights in the arena start to flash blue and silver slowly and "Rise Up" by Drowning Pool starts playing. Then the song hits the high part and the lights start flashing like crazy. That's when Ryan Chambers runs out from the stage area wearing black shorts and no shirt on.

Chloe: And his opponent...debuting for Uncensored tonight out of Pinole, California...RYAN CHAMBERS!

He runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Ryan jumps up and runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs it and stands on the middle ropes looking out at the booing crowd. Ryan grins and points down at the crowd as his music begins to stop playing. As Chloe climbs down out of the ring, Gotti cheap shots him with a forearm smash to the back causing "Quick" Casey Banks to call for the match bell.

Diablo: And yet another edition of Sunday Night Dominance is underway! Newcomer Irv Gotti wasting no time at all taking it right to the even newer Irv Gotti.

Maverick: I've heard alot of very good things about this new kid Ryan Chambers.

Diablo: You probably have, he's got a big mouth and doesn't know how to shut it!

Gotti slams down several hard forearm shots, then pulled Chambers down and with an Irish whip sent him for the ride. Chambers leaped up onto the middle ropes on one side of a turnbuckle going in and turned leaping to nail Gotti hard with springboard crossbody! Before "Quick" Casey could even get into position for a count, Gotti was kicking out. Both men moved fast to their feet where Chambers took Gotti back down with an armdrag.

Maverick: This kid is as quick as they come. I'm telling you, Uncensored has a real wrestler in their midst!

Diablo: I have to admit, the kid is seemingly fundamentally sound and thinks on his feet.

Maverick: Speaking of feet, there's a big standing dropkick right there by Chambers as soon as Gotti was back up onto his!

Diablo: Keeping the match going fast and moving quick...by making Irv work hard to keep up and almost tiring him out, Chambers is actually using his size disadvantage to an advantage. 

Ryan Chambers nailed a hard Northern Lights Suplex then stepped back in wait before he kicks Irv Gotti in the stomach and runs backwards toward the ring ropes. Bouncing off them and coming back strong at him with alot of force. Chambers jumps up and catches Gotti's head between his legs, almost in a Pedigree type position. Chambers using the same force from bouncing off the ropes to jump forward and goes into a mid-air spin. Sending over Gotti and planting his head right into the ring mat!

Maverick: What a vicious move! I think that it knocked Gotti out cold! No chance that he'll lose in this match. Chambers treating Irv Gotti as a joke.

Still, Chambers doesn't take the chance to pin him or to put him in a submission hold. Chambers grins at Gotti and walks over to the ring ropes and sliding out the ring. Chambers looks under the ring and then starts to pull out a really tall ladder.

Diablo: That's damn near a sixteen foot tall ladder!

Chambers sets it up on the outside ring mat and starts to climb it. Chambers gets to the top and his back is toward the ring. It almost looks like Chambers is going to jump into the crowd. Chambers stands on the very top of the ladder and balances himself up there. Chambers slowly stands up and raises his arms like showing off to the crowd. Irv Gotti is still kind of laid out in the ring and isn't moving yet. All of a sudden Ryan Chambers jumps off the ladder and hits a almost perfect moonsault off the ladder!!

Maverick: Holy shit! Did you see that? Over the ring ropes and everything! Hitting Gotti perfectly and Chambers looks almost hurt from that kind of jump from that height!

Diablo: That is what he calls the "Chamber of Death"!

Maverick: 1...2...3! Chambers has done it, and picked up that all important first victory here in Uncensored!

Chloe DeVille: AND YOUR WINNER...RYAN CHAMBERS!

Before his hand is raised in victory or he is able to celebrate, as soon as the bell rings to signal the end of the match, the lights black out. After a few moments, they light up the arena again and the crowd erupt into cheers, seeing The Nightmare JXD on the top turnbuckle, shouting for Gotti to stand up and turn around.

Diablo: It's The Nightmare!

Chambers bails quickly out of the ring and up the ramp as Gotti turns and sees JXD. He freezes in shock as Black Rose and Alexandrea slide in the ring behind him, Alexandrea nailing Gotti with a low blow as Black Rose hits a yakuza kick, knocking him to his knees. JXD leaps from the top rope both feet connecting with Gotti's neck with the M Bison! The crowd chant for a Nightmare Driver as JXD gets up, looking to the fans and shakes his head, mouthing "Not yet!" as Rose kicks Gotti in the side of the head rolling him onto his back. JXD signals to the outside as Alexandrea drops to the outside and pulls out a small board, 2 foot by 2 foot, sliding it into the ring. The Nightmare laughs as he holds it up to the crowd, the whole side of the board is covered in razorblades.

Maverick: Now this is going to be bad...and this is going to be Uncensored!

Diablo: Now's the time to put those kids to bed!

JXD drops the board on the mat then wraps up Gotti's legs around his own, turning Gotti over as he locks in the Indian Deathlock. The crowd go crazy as JXD grabs Gotti's arms and pulls them back, Rose kicked the board into position as JXD's heavy boot clad foot rested against Gotti's neck then Curb stomped him onto the razorblade board, blood instantly trickled down Gotti's face as the Nightmare pulled him back up as the crowd chant "One more time!" JXD laughed as he Curb Stomped Gotti onto the board again. Looking at the blood drip, JXD kept a hold of the arms, pulled Gotti up a third time and again, Curb Stomped him onto the board again before breaking the Indian Deathlock.

Maverick: Hey, I wonder if Gotti wants JXD to detail his car too?

Diablo: Somebody bring me a phone...

Maverick: A phone?

He bit on it...but the crowd didn't, they screamed it right along with Diablo.

Diablo: Yeah baby...cause we're not havin' fun...TIL SOMEBODY DIALS 9-1-1!!!

JXD rolled out the ring and signaled to the backstage area as numerous backstage staff began bringing light tube log cabins to the ring area, carefully placing them into the ring as JXD grabbed Gotti's leg and dragged him out the ring. Black Rose grabbed Gotti's arm as they dragged him up the ramp, every now and then stopping to rake the open cuts on his face as they drag him into the backstage area, everyone giving them a wide berth as Rose pushes Gotti back first into a vending machine, JXD steps back and stomps his foot with the same heartbeat rhythm which has only ever been heard once before in Uncensored...

Diablo: It's going to be a "FUNERAL OF HEARTS!!!"

JXD stomps out a few more heartbeats before lunging forwards with a vicious Savate kick, catching Gotti in the heart! Immediately Gotti falls limp with the blow to the heart, falling through the glass of the vending machine.

Maverick: And he's not done yet!!

JXD pulls him back up and pulls off his t-shirt, his torso covered in bruises from the beating he took last week as he drags Gotti up to his shoulders and walks up the flight of stairs to the rafters!

Diablo: Oh not by a long shot!

Walking along the steel as blood drips from Gotti onto the crowd who are going crazy seeing JXD in the rafters. The Nightmare walks along the steel onto the suspended lighting rig, looking down at the ring which now holds a pyramid of light tube log cabins.

Maverick: This is why we can't get a deal on network television!

JXD walks along the lighting rig and without warning, tilts Gotti from his shoulders and releases his grip, watching Gotti fall the distance from the lighting rig through the light tube pyramid, laughing almost hysterically as the light tubes shatter from the impact.

Diablo: What a way to kick off Dominance tonight!

Maverick: What a way for Ryan Chambers to kick off his Uncensored career!

Diablo: he did score a huge pinfall victory over Irv Gotti before the Nightmare showed up to shut him up!

Maverick: I've just received word the the number one contender to the Primo Title is backstage...let's see what Kirsta is up to tonight!

Backstage walking down the hallway with something in there hands are Mystic and Kirsta, It is early in the evening so the hallways are not that busy. Kirsta turning to Mystic as she stops just outside her locker room door.

Kirsta: Did you get the men's room?

Mystic: Yeah I did, God it stunk in there. Does anyone every clean that room?

Mystic places her fingers to her nose holding it closed, with a disgusted look on her face.

Kirsta: I'm sure they do. It's just that men never seem to aim their piss in the toilet. It's always everywhere but where it's supposed to be.

Mystic: So do you have any more tape? I ran out.

Kirsta: Yeah, I brought plenty. I want these up everywhere! Anywhere that the tape will stick.

Mystic: So do you really think that this will get to him...the way you're hoping it will?

Kirsta: Oh fuck yeah it will, He is always thinking about her. Seeing this up will totally fuck his mind up.

Mystic: Ok have you hit his locker room yet?

Kirsta: Well of course I did. Plastered them all over the place.

Mystic: Good, so I am going to finish my stack and we meet back in the locker room. Blade is waiting there for us.

Mystic takes off in another direction and Kirsta goes off in another. As they move out of sight and the camera zooms in on what can be seen on the walls up and down the hallway. You see them plastered with pictures of Asher's only love Emily with big captions on the bottom in red.

MURDERER..

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is for one fall and will decide the number one contender to the Ground Xero Title!

Black and red lights begin flashing around the entranceway as "The Hand That Feeds" by NIN begins to play.

Chloe: Introducing first...from Las Vegas, Nevada...KYRA CARDELLI!!!

As the chorus kicks in, Kyra walks out in her normal attire of a white t-shirt and black vinyl pants with black leather stiletto heeled boots. She smirks as she passes by the fans, who are continuously booing her, on her way to the ring. She ducks under the top rope and gets into the ring before waiting on her opponent.

Maverick: They may be booing here here in the ring, but they're voting for her at the polls! We could be looking at the 2005 Diva of the year right here!

"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers and the crowd explodes, giving a huge pop!

Diablo: Well either way...we're looking at the very next number one contender to Trinity Holmes' Ground Xero Title. Seraphis has held that belt before, and as a matter of fact, it was Trinity who took it off of his hands, and she's held it every since.

Chloe: And her opponent...he hails from The Jersey Shore...SERAPHIS!

Maverick: And what a war these two have waged to get here.

Diablo: Look at the battle that Seraphis has fought to get back close to the top of the mountain here in Uncensored that is...the Ground Xero Title.

The crowd goes crazy again as Seraphis steps out onto the staging and begins to make his way down to the ring. He climbs the steel steps and walks the ring apron on the outside taking the far turnbuckle to salute the crowd. He hopped into the ring over the top rope and as soon as his feet hit the mat, "Quick" Casey was calling for the match bell. Leaping, Kyra took him down with a flying head scissors. As he stood, she was already up and set to nail him with a mule kick. As Seraphis doubled over, she spun again and hit him with another.

Diablo: Big double mule kick after the flying headscissors to get us going. She's taking it right to him.

With Seraphis clutching his gut, she grabbed him into the double chicken wing and leaping, planted him with a facebuster. The sheer impact flipped him over onto his back where she covered him with a lateral press. Casey slid right into position checking the shoulders.

Maverick: 1...2...

Diablo: Seraphis kicking out!

 With Seraphis down, she applied her pinch sleeper hold. He struggled quickly to a vertical base and landed two hard elbow shots to gain some separation. The hold was broken, but she held on tight, and whipped him to the far side into the ropes. Seraphis turns around to be met with a leaping Kyra, who goes for the Cash In. But before she can even flip backwards she is lobbed into the corner with a powerbomb.

Maverick: Oh what impact! Did you see that?

Seraphis hoists her up and plants her on the top turnbuckle. He goes up top with her but is caught with a few shots to the stomach which knock him back down to the mat. Kyra catches her composure and looks to stand on the top and take advantage of the fallen Seraphis.

Diablo: She could be measuring him for the top rope bulldog of hers!

But as soon as she gets both feet on the top rope, Seraphis nips up and runs towards the corner, climbing each turnbuckle until he is up top. As soon as he gets to the top he grabs Kyra's head and twists towards the ring, landing the Diamond Cutter from the top rope!

Diablo: Seraphis just took her to "Oblivion"!

"Quick" Casey slid into position and pounded out the pinfall.

Maverick: 1...2...3!

Diablo: Seraphis really wasting no time at all here tonight on Dominance.

The match bell sounds signaling the end of the match. Chloe climbs into the ring to make the announcement as Casey raised his arm.

Chloe: And your winner...and the new number one contender to the Ground Xero Title...SERAPHIS!

Instead of Seraphis' music hitting the speakers, the acapella beginning of "Italiano Vero" by Toto Cutugnio is heard which sends the crowd into a fury! When the music kicks in the Italian flag appears on the screen and clips of Joey "The Joker" Santini, Tony "The Beast" Demarco, and Salem all doing moves flash on the screen as well as close ups of crazy looking smiles and pissed off looks...Then "The Beast" and Joey comes out from the entranceway and start to walk up the ramp...then Salem comes out.

Diablo: What the hell do these guys want?

Maverick: I hope they're not looking for me.

Chloe and Kyra leave the ring, but The Beast catches Chloe at the ring apron and takes the microphone off of her hands. As they climb into the ring and the music fades out, Beast hand it to Salem. Just as he was raising the microphone to his lips to speak, the house lights slowly fade to black and a hush of anticipation falls over the crowd. The only light in the arena is a few laser pens and lighters scattered throughout the crowd. On the big screen a branding iron with the "Circle H" glows a bright red in the darkness and brands what is unmistakably human flesh right over the heart. Suddenly a pre-recorded, but highly recognizable voice booms from the speakers breaking the silence and announcing...

Deuce Holmes: I'll assume I need NO introduction!

Deuce: You bet your sweet ass it is!

Once again, the camera focus on a blushing Harley Abate.

Harley: And you heard it here first...next week's main Event will be a big six person...

She pauses and Deuce peeks back into the shot.

Deuce: Tables...Ladders...and Chairs match. And you'd better win Salem...if you don't...I get you one on one at Devil's Night! And that's the last night you'll want to be seeing me!

Harley: Back to Maverick and Diablo at ringside!

Chloe DeVille: The following match is a non-title Lumber Jack Match, scheduled for one fall.

Maverick: Damn straight it’s non-title…Angie didn’t even really beat Amy last week, that was all Trinity.

Chloe: Introducing first, from Essex, England, Angie Williams!

Slowly, "Don't Phunk with my heart" starts with it's seventies style entrance, until the base beats come kicking through the PA system. The beats are soon joined by flashing lights moving quickly over the entrance where Angie comes out ready to compete sporting her lengthy white jacket. With a smile on her face, Angie comes down the rampway looking at the fans, though not hers, through her heart shaped glasses. Who knows, maybe with those glasses she can't see as the fans try to boo her out of the building. This continues even after Angie enters the ring in between the bottom and middle ropes. Once erect, Angie shoots her arms out and waves to her "fans". After giving them a loving sign, Angie removes her jacket and glasses before handing them over to the ring announcer.

Diablo: Angie was more or less dead last week when Trinity hit the ring, so they didn’t interact too much then. Now we get to see what the newcomer can do against the Ground Xero champ herself.

Chloe: And the opponent, from La Isla del Condenado, she is the Ground Xero Champion…Trinity Holmes!

The Lights go black and a series of daunting pyros explode from the front of the stage as “Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn kicks in full throttle. The crowd is immediately on their feet cheering the champ almost loud enough to drown out her music! A crimson red spotlight hits the center of the stage as Trinity struts out with the Ground Xero title over her shoulder, it's red X spinning and catching all of the lights. She walks slowly down to the ring with heath by her side under the blood red spot light taunting the fans to cheer her louder the entire way. Trinity walks up the steel steps and enters the ring as if she had no care in the world, dropping the belt on the outside on her way in.

Maverick: Trinity as popular with the fans as ever.

Diablo: Amy was pretty well liked. But she was damned lucky after that attack last week, and luckily he injuries weren’t quite as bad as was feared

Maverick: You mean she might wrestle again?

Diablo: No, but she might just walk.

Chloe: And introducing the special guest referee, from Derby, England…Zanatos Kell!

Patterns of energetic blue light plays on the stage as “My Best Day” by Highland Drive starts to play. A titanic figure emerges through the flickering shadows, head help up and a vicious grin on his face. Zanatos Kell, wearing a referee’s shirt underneath his denim jacket, walks to the right and raises his fist into the air in a salute to the crowd, before doing the same to the left. His grin increased as he gestured towards the back and four of the Lumber jacks emerged from the back…The Nightmare JXD led the way, doing a favor for his old friend, followed closely by Salem Caprione and Tony ‘The Beast’ Demarco, Salem still covered in the Panama Red. Behind them, however, was the hulking figure of Deraneo, looking for revenge.

Behind these four came three more…Seraphis, Krista Lewis and Ryan Chambers, these being somewhat more neutral than the first bunch. And finally, with Kell watching them closely and watching each other almost as closely, came Deuce Holmes and Heath Sommersby.

Diablo: That’s four for Kell, three neutrals and two guys in Trinity’s corner. Just in case you needed a hand counting.

Then the monstrous road agent walks down to the ring and steps over the top rope with the easy movement that spoke of long practice. He pointed at both woman, before checking them for any concealed weapons…oddly, he didn’t trust them at all. Finally, he gestured for the bell.

Maverick: Finally, we’re going to start the damned match!

Angie held back to start, knowing full well Trinity’s reputation. Trinity knew her reputation as well, and started off with a Running Senton onto the standing woman, driving her to the mat as Trinity herself rolled to her feet. Trinity sneered at Kell, then hit a quick Springboard Headscissors Takedown on Angie as she tried to get back to her feet. Angie slid partially out of the ring, but Seraphis and Adams grabbed a leg each and slid her back into the ring…and straight into a Basement Dropkick from Trinity to the top of her skull!

Diablo: Trinity taking advantage of Angie’s cautious nature and the lumberjacks at ringside to get things off to her advantage.

Trinity dragged Angie to her feet, jawing at Kell and then slapping Angie into the corner and kicking her, stiffly, in the ribs three or four times before setting up for a Tarantula. As she went to the outside, however, Angie managed to plant her feet on the mat and hit a Shoulder Thrust into Trinity to stop her a moment. It was all Angie needed, grabbing the Ground Xero champion by the head and snapping her onto the top rope with a Hangman’s Neckbreaker, sending Trinity flying into the lumberjacks waiting around the ring.

JXD was the first to reach her, putting in a vicious series of boots. He was quickly accompanied by Salem and the Beast, who started stomping away on Trinity. From the other side Holmes and Sommersby ran around, yelling at them to put Trinity back into the ring like they were meant to. As they argued Kirsta Lewis did just that, and smiled sweetly at both groups of men.

Maverick: Those neutrals are more or less keeping things running. I’m shocked and amazed that Kell actually managed to reason that out.

Angie launched a stiff kick into Trinity’s left shoulder, then hit a quick knee drop in the same place. She dragged Trinity up by the arm, before hitting an Arm Drag that send her sliding into the ring. Trinity was tough as a cheap steak, though, and rolled to her feet…only to eat a Front Drop Kick to the left shoulder once again. Grabbing Trinity’s left arm, Angie folded it behind the champion’s back and lifted her, in a Single Arm Chickenwing.

Maverick: Holy crap, can’t she attack anything else but that shoulder?

Diablo: Sound strategy, setting up Trinity for the Angiel Arm Bar.

Maverick: I know, but dear lord am I bored already.

Kell closed in, asking Trinity if she wanted to quit. The Ground Xero champions scream of “NO!” echoed through the arena, and Kell carefully whipped some spittle from his eye. Then he shrugged and took a step back, carefully watching in case Trinity tapped. Trinity, however, didn’t intend to stay long. With a sharp movement she pulled both legs up to her chest, then lashed out into Angie’s gut. Her breath roared out in a ‘whoosh!’ and she dropped Trinity, staggering back. Trinity hit the canvas running, hitting the ropes and charging back at Angie. Angie was ready, however, hitting Trinity with a Spinning Arm Drag that sent her to the outside.

Deraneo got to her first, picking her up and slamming her shoulder into the ring post. JXD, Salem and the Beast cut off Deuce and Sommersby, pushing them back as Deraneo slid Trinity off his shoulder and onto his knee, shoulder first. Then he held her up again, and hit a Sitout Tombstone.

Maverick: Ouch. It’s a shame we never got that nice padding at ringside…we needed booze!

In the ring, Kell ordered Deraneo to roll Trinity back into the ring. Angie smirked, and then she poked Kell in the chest, jawing at the referee despite him being a good foot taller than she was, ordering him. Kell looked down at her, and she started yelling at him even louder. Kell paused for a moment, then grabbed her by the neck, took two steps to the side and hurled her out the ring one handed!

Maverick: Incoming!

Angie landed with a crash on the announcer’s table as the pair scrambled out of the way. One of the monitor’s on the desk exploded in a shower as Angie hit it hard. Deraneo had finally rolled Trinity back into the ring, and so Deuce was free to attack her instead. He slammed her head into the table, rolled her off her and delivered several shots to the head before Salem speared him off her, laying into Deuce before being pulled off by Seraphis. He couldn’t hold the beast back as well, however, who gave Deuce a running kick to the head as he was on his knee’s.

Diablo: I think we might need lumberjacks for the damn lumberjacks at this rate!

Deraneo grabbed Angie, hitting a Gutbuster before rolling her back into the ring. Kell looked at both the downed women, then started the count.

Maverick: Guess Deraneo is a little more neutral than we figured.

Diablo: He just wants to hurt Trinity…he doesn’t care much who wins.

1…2…3…

Slowly, Trinity began to stir. On the outside, things were getting more heated. Sommersby was getting in Seraphis’ face, and Seraphis was getting in his right back. Deuce had found some lead piping and was stalking The Beast with it, while Salem was looking for a weapon.

4…5…

Angie groaned and rolled onto her back, trying to grab the ropes. Trinity managed to grab the middle one and pull herself partially up. Adams and JXD had gotten into an argument over something, and it had degenerated into a shoving match. With JXD that didn’t last long, however, and he gave Adams a sharp kick to the sack. Deuce paused near Trinity, and handed something to her closed her hand around carefully.

Maverick: Oh, I don't know what that was actually bout, but it was fun to watch!

6…7…8…

Kell stopped the count as Trinity reached her feet first. Angie staggered towards the Ground Xero champion, but Trinity caught her and snapped off a savage DDT, rolling through and taking Angie with her, then snapping off a second for the hell of it, but grimacing with pain from her injured shoulder.

Diablo: Rolling DDT’s? Nice innovation from Trinity there.

With a grunt, Trinity grabbed Angie and planted her with a nice Face Driver. Quickly she was up again, and putting Angie down again almost as quickly with a Snap Reverse Neckbreaker. With a smug smile she went off the ropes, rolled over Angie as she staggered to her feet and hit a Sunset Flip. Kell went down and counted.

1…2…NO! Kickout. Trinity got in Kell’s face for a moment, slapping one, two, three out with her hands but Kell merely smiled pleasantly again. Trinity glared at him, but around and decided to get back to business.

Trinity pulled Angie and began to set her up for the Headhunter, but couldn’t use her left arm to hook Angie. As a result, the taller woman escaped, hitting an Electric Chair Slam on Trinity. Both women were tired now, and it took Angie a minute to get back to her feet.

On the outside, things were going from being heated to going straight to hell. Deuce swung at the Beast with that length of pipe, missing and hitting the ring post with a clang. Salem grabbed him, but Deuce span swinging that pipe and catching Salem in the ribs, doubling him up. The Beast tried to Clothesline Deuce, but Deuce was bent over to set Salem up for a Piledriver and the Beast missed, instead clocking Krista.

Maverick: Hello? Yeah, this is the announce desk for the UWE…we’re going to need a riot team down here.

On the other side, Ryan Chambers hit JXD in the back, and then locked in Gas Chamber Octopus Stretch on the Hall of Famer. Finally fed up of arguing, Seraphis kicked Sommersby in the gut and went for the Oblivion, but Sommersby pushed him away and hit a Neckbreaker for the trouble. The only lumberjack not brawling was Deraneo, who was watching the ring intently, pacing and working himself into a frenzy.

Diablo: I think we need some sedatives here.

Angie got to her feet, panting for breath, and looked at Kell. Kell smiled pleasantly, inviting her to attack him for her earlier fight, but instead she lifted Trinity.

Suddenly, the ring actually shuddered as Deraneo slammed both fists into the ring and grabbed a chair, rolling into the ring. Kell turned and saw him charge at Trinity with the chair, but the Ground Xero champion hurled the package Deuce had handed earlier, giving Deraneo a face full of Panama Red. Trinity rolled to the side as Deraneo swung wildly with the chair, allowing Angie to take a skull crushing chair shot in her place.

Outside, Salem had got the better of Deuce, and the Devil’s Knight was getting his head pounded against a ring post. Out of nowhere Seraphis hit Salem in the back of the head with a chair, grinning as he fell to the ground. Deuce, holding his head, said something and Seraphis dodged a charge by Heath Sommersby, hitting the Oblivion as Sommersby bounced off the ring post.

Diablo: There’s no love lost between Deuce and Heath, and that showed that right there.

Kirsta had overcome The Beast, drilling him with the Hell Bitch Kick before leaning against the rail. JXD and Chambers we’re in the ground, brawling through the stands towards the back.

Back in the ring, Trinity, her left arm limp, grabbed Angie with her good right arm, aimed at the corner and went up, over Angie’s head with the woman in tow, and planted her with the Death from Above! Exhausted, Trinity slumped over Angie and Kell dropped down.

One…two…three! Kell waved for the bell.

Chloe: Here is your winner…Trinity…HOLMES!

Maverick: Kell did a fair count. I’ll be damned.

Diablo: I don't think Simon hired the man because he'd be unable to do his job no matter what his personal feelings are in a situation. Big ups to Kell for that!

Again, the PhoenixTron 5000 came to life, distracting everyone from the action around the ring.
 

Asher Dubois is seen walking through the arena where two of the guys are staring at the wall...

Big Dick: She's hot...

Standing next to him, new UWE staffer Slow Motion nods.

Slow Motion: I'd bone her...

Asher just walks down the hall and Ryan Chambers is seen staring at the wall...

Chambers: I'd allow her the pleasure of knowing me...

Asher just shakes his head at the kids ego and walks by then he sees a poster of Emily on the wall and he walks up and rips it off the wall...Then he looks down the hall with a sad confused look on his face and sees all the rest of the posters all down the hall walls....Asher takes the poster in his hand and gets a pissed off look on his face...He takes the poster and walks back down the hall toward the exit...He sees Blade Storm standing outside a locker room with Mystic beside him, they are looking at a poster...

Blade: Damn...I can see why he misses her...

Mystic: If I wasn't spoken for...

Then they start to laugh...Asher walks up to them as they are looking at him and laughing....

Mystic: What?

The match bell sounds three times calling for everyone's attention.

Chloe DeVille: This next match is for one fall!

Maverick: Oh I had forgotten all about this match...I mean no one did any backstage interviews for it or anything.

Diablo: Not much airtime left after this one to get one on either. I only seen Harley once, I almost thought that it was her night off!

Maverick: You can never see too much of Harley!

"Let’s Fuck" by Dope hits the arena sound system hard and brash. The X Rated One soon rushes out from behind the curtains to a chorus of boos. He flexes in the entry way before making his way down to the ring, taunting and harassing the fans and flirting with the hot women at ringside. He makes his way up the stairs and into the ring, he flexes again and strikes his finishing call pose, raising his arms high above his head and crossing them forming an X at that time the pyro in the ring sets off, creating three connecting X’s forming a basic shape of his “xXx” tattoo.

Chloe: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, making his Uncensored debut, "The X Rated One" Jonathan Adams!

As the pyro is removed from the ring, he takes his place in his corner, still flirting and taunting the fans. Getting Away with Murder by Papa Roach hits the sound system, as a loud chorus of boos, and a few cheers echo through the arena. Through the curtain walks Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah, Snake Ridge and his Angel of Ultraviolence, Eva Riot. They walk straight toward the ring, ignoring the fans.

Chloe: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Eva Riot...from Detroit, Michigan...SNAKE...RIDGE!!!

As they enter the ring, several fans have started to chant “Show your tits” to Eva. Ridge goes off to the corner, but Eva stands mid ring listening to the fans. She starts to pull her t-shirt up, as she does the fans start to cheer. She stops pulling her shirt up and raises both middle fingers in the air to a loud chorus of boos.

Diablo: We almost saw the bump of the night right there!

Maverick: We did?

Diablo: Yeah...when you fell out of your chair trying to get a better look at that!

The arena falls dark and after a few seconds Juicy J from Three Six Mafia comes on over the sound systems. "I Gotta Stay High" By Three Six Mafia kicks in on the sound system as the arena lights turn to a shade of green light. Smoke pours out from the back onto the stage and down the rampway as Corey Ramirez steps out from the back, highlights from his career begin on the screen. He has a red hat on turned to the side, he's shirtless with a pair of faded blue shorts sagging, and tan Lugz on his feet. As he walks down the ramp his hands are extended tagging fans hands. He walks around the ring to the fan barricade and climbs on it tagging the fans hands. he takes off his hat and tosses it to the fans. He hops down from the barricade and slides into the ring.

Chloe: And may I present at this time, your special guest referee for this contest, The So Cal Junkie... Corey Ramirez!

He runs and not missing a beat climbs onto the top turnbuckle and stands for a moment staring out at the crowd, he smiles on beats his hand against his chest. He then pulls out a ref's shirt, puts it on as the lights return to normal as MJG finishes up the last verse of the song. Both Adams and Ridge approach each other looking like they are ready to start the match, and Ramirez calls for the bell.

Maverick: We can only hope that Ramirez does half the job Ridge did last week in the striped shirt.

Diablo: I'd rather see Ramirez be the better man and do his job here.

Maverick: I don't guess we'll be seeing any of that!

Just as Ridge and Adams went for the collar and elbow tie up, Ramirez pulled off his ref's shirt and used it to choke Ridge!

Diablo: He's got it cinched in tight, using that shirt for a guillotine choke.

Corey let go of the shirt, and gripped in around Ridge's waist for a German Suplex, but Ridge doubled over clutching his throat when Adams nailed Ramirez with a running clothesline. With Ridge bent over, Adams hit him with a snap suplex, bridging for the pinfall. Instead of counting it, Ramirez hit them both with a corkscrew plancha!

Maverick: That shot hurt Ramirez as much as it did Ridge or Adams!

"Quick" Casey Banks runs into the arena and sliding into the ring starting a standing 10 count for all three men that get every ass out of every seat and blew the roof off the place!

Diablo: I think...I think that Uncensored's own "Quick" Casey Banks has replaced Corey Ramirez as the referee for this bout and that we have a triple threat on our hand here!

The crowd started counting along with Banks, some of them stomping their feet, some of them banging their chair seats into the chair backs to make more noise and get the wrestlers in the ring up and moving again. Ridge was the first to get moving and pull himself up.

Maverick: Ridge has made his way up and he's going right for Ramirez!

With Corey up on his knees and pulling himself up with the help of the ring ropes, Ridge locked in his Cobra Clutch!

Diablo: That's the One Thousand Corpse Clutch but recently it's been the set-up for The Fang!

Ridge locked the hold in tight, turning Corey back to face the ring as he did. Just as they turned, Ridge saw Adams running in and with his arms tied up with Ramirez took a hard lunging step forward to lay Adams out with a Yakuza kick!

Diablo: Oh what a kick! And they're calling for it! The crowd is on their feet begging for it!

With the crowd chanting "FANG-FANG-FANG" Ridge nailed his hard Russian legsweep with the Cobra Clutch in tight. He could've went for the pin, but he was up fast having noticed how Adams fell from the Yakuza kick. He sat on the mat, back against the turnbuckles, arms across the bottom rope and his legs were spread eagle.

Maverick: Hey...he can't do this! That's the self proclaimed, sexiest and best looking man in the world. He’s never met a woman that didn’t want to please him or be pleased by him.

Ridge backed into the ropes to get a running start for his baseball slide dropkick to the family jewels.

Diablo: So maybe you should go kiss them all better for him! Snake Ridge with some "Backstage Politics" right there!

Ridge is stomping away at the abdomen of Adams. Corey sneaks up behind Ridge and grabs Ridge around his waist and lifts him up performing a Release German Suplex. Pulling him up with a handful of hair, he slams him back into a turnbuckle and lays down a hard right hand!

Maverick: Corey has Ridge backed up into the corner beating away at him with chops to the chest!

Ramirez steps back and with a boot to the gut, doubles Ridge over and nails a sick Cradle Piledriver! Then Corey climbs to the top rope!

Diablo: It looks like he's going for the Killa Kali Drop!

As Ramirez nails his top rope legdrop, Eva climbs on the ring apron and distracts the referee. Corey grabs Quick Casey, and goes for the cover on Ridge. Eva takes her off her black t-shirt, revealing her black lace bra to Corey, the fans and Quick Casey who stands there stunned. Corey grabs Eva by the hair, but before he can hit her, she spits Venom in his eyes! Corey stumbles around the ring blindly where Adams catches him up with a capture suplex into the Michinoku driver!

Diablo: That's the X-Rating! Ramirez could be out of this!

Maverick: 1...2...3!

Diablo: Ramirez is out! Adams had better be very very careful here, no one knows the Uncensored triple threat rules better than Ridge does!

As "Quick" Casey counted Ramirez out, Adams leaped up onto the middle turnbuckle celebrating his victory!

Maverick: It's not over Adams! Not until there's only one man left standing!

Ridge ran up behind Adams and pushed him off the middle turnbuckle that ran Adams' shoulder into the steel cornerpost. Ridge lifted Adams and hung his legs up over the top rope and then climbed up the ropes to sit on the top turnbuckle and lock his feet into the middle ones.

Diablo: I think I know what Ridge is doing here...watch this!

Lifting Adams for a belly to back suplex, he dumped him deep on his shoulders and neck stacking him up nicely. Ridge held on with his feet, and pulled himself back up into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle facing away from the ring, before quickly climbing up top.

Maverick: What the hell was that?

Diablo: Beautifully executed spider suplex right there and Ridge is up top for the Swanton!

Ridge leaped hitting Adams solidly in the chest knocking all the air out of him and leaving him vulnerable for any attack. Ridge went for the full body scissors with an Asiatic Spike!

Diablo: SNAKE BITE!

Suddenly a "TAP OUT" chant rang out inside of the arena! But before he had a chance to, "Quick" Casey had a rear naked choke on Ridge, forcing him to break the hold on Adams who lie limp on the mat. As soon as Casey could let go of Ridge he did, calling for the bell and thrusting the man's arm skyward in victory!

Chloe:  And your winner...Hardcore Wrestling's Messiah...Snake Ridge!!

As "Getting away with murder" by Papa Roach hit the speakers again, Corey Ramirez slid in the ring behind Ridge and with his thumbtack studded baseball bat and nailed him with a shot to the kidneys! Ridge goes down and Corey steps back. About the time Ridge’s face is waist high to Corey, he steps into his swing with the baseball bat connecting hard with Ridge’s head knocking him out cold and the bat is still stuck to his face as blood trickles its way down from his face. Corey steps back with a look of satisfaction across his face. Eva slides into the ring to check on Ridge. Corey stares at her as she pays him no attention at first only looking after Ridge. Eva slowly raises her head realizing who is still standing behind her. She stands up and if looks could kill Corey would be a dead man. Corey grins at her cockily and calls for a mic.

Corey: Thought that might get your attention. That felt so fucking good. This time I have a different motive for doing what I have just done. You fucked with me this whole match. How does it feel to see Ridge like that? Can’t compare to how I’ve felt in the past. Eva you seem to want to be in this fucking ring pretty damn bad. Here’s your chance bitch. I challenge you to a match.

Eva looks at Corey with a look that could stop time. She crawls over to the corner and grabs a mic. She puts the mic to her mouth.

Eva: I never forgot what you did to me. When you kidnapped me, and took my freedom from me, you put me through my own personal hell. So next week.....I.. am.. going.. to put you through yours.

Corey puts his mic back up to his mouth.

Corey: We’ll just see about that. I hope Ridge trained you well, I’m going to beat you like a red headed step child.

Corey drops the mic and walks by Eva staring at her, he looks down at Ridge who is still unconscious and chuckles to himself as he exits the ring turning his focus back on Eva. Corey drops off the side of the mat canvas and walks up the ramp as Eva goes back to tending to Ridge. As he continues backing up the ramp looking back at the ring at Ridge and Eva, Corey backs up into something...or rather someone. At the very second he did, a single bell tolled inside of the arena.

Ramirez paused when he felt someone behind him, slowly turning but when he heard that bell he jerked, turning fast and instinctively. It was The Dirty Dog, Dontay DeMoss who stood behind him when the second bell tolled. Over his shoulder, on the PhoenixTron 5000 appeared a "D" in Old English lettering.

The "D" faded and was replaced with the word: "Simon".

And then the third and final bell tolled.

"Simon" faded and was replaced with the word "REYNOLDS" as the guitars of "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica explode from the speakers. That word burst into the flames and the ashes that fell created an immense and desolate graveyard. As soon as the scene was set, a wicked and ferocious black phoenix rose from it and with a single flap of his wings the graveyard was crushed and as his wings ascended and he took flight, a beautiful new city of stucco and neon arose with Mons Venus as it's centerpiece.

Diablo: Boy...look what you done got yourself into.

Maverick: Good thing this kid has painkillers!

Ramirez lifted the microphone to his lips and spoke only to find out that he held a dead microphone.

D. Simon Reynolds stepped out onto the staging in a Charcoal Versace suit with a blood red tie and handkerchief. He pulled his Serengeti sunglasses down slowly, surveying his arena before handing them to one of his Simones. Slowly they began down that aisle towards the ring, and Ramirez.

As Simon and The Simones approached him, Simon raised the only live mic in the house to his lips to speak.

D. Simon Reynolds: So...tell me kid. I may want to see this fight next week. Where's it going to be?

Corey gets a confused look on his face, and then points to the ring behind him.

Maverick: You have got to be shittin' me!

Diablo: Wow.

Then it was Simon's turn to have a confused look on his face, only his was feigned.

Simon: It almost sounds like you're out here...booking my events for me...

Corey began vehemently shaking his head.

Simon: Because the way I see it...you can't even ref a match...much less book one for me.

Corey couldn't back up anymore, the Simones, DeMoss and Simon formed a half circle around him at the ring apron.

Simon: But I like your style...I like your spirit...kid. You've got balls.

Corey finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Simon: I mean not only are you out here booking my fights...on my show...but you're even going to go so far as to fight...a girl! Great job kid...you should...

Diablo: What the hell? Does everyone see it coming but Ramirez?

He backhanded Ramirez right in the balls.

Simon: Take a bow!

Giving him several hard "congratulatory" smacks on the back, Simon put Corey all the way down onto his knees before pausing again to speak.

Simon: No seriously kid...good job! I actually kind of like the idea. So...next week, we will see if the Ultraviolent Angel, Eva Riot has what it takes to be a superstar on my Dominance brand of Uncensored Wrestling Entertainment!

Maverick: I don't believe it! Eva Riot versus Corey Ramirez next week on Dominance!

Simon: If she wins...she can stay around. She's proven herself. But...if she loses...you can all see Eva Riot six nights a week stripping at my club...Mons Venus on Hiawassee Boulevard in Ft. Lauderdale!!!

The crowd goes wild for this announcement!

Diablo: I can see it now...Bill Maverick makes his in ring debut to screw Eva out of the win.

Maverick: That's not all I'd screw out of her!

Simon turns back to Ramirez.

Simon: And for you...well....let's just see what the magic 8 ball says.

Corey tries to stand, but DeMoss keeps him down on his knees in front of Simon as The Simones make a huge display of presenting Simon with his magic 8 ball. He shook it up and peered into it before feigning shock. He held it out for DeMoss to see, who only laughed. When he laughed The Simones had to see, and before long everyone at ringside was laughing and pointing at Corey.

Maverick: What's going on? I want to know!

Diablo: I think I already do...

Simon: It looks like...this magic 8 ball is all about equal rights...because it says...

He pauses for dramatic effect.

Simon: No...

He tossed it aside.

Simon: SIMON SAYS...No matter who loses...they are unworthy of Dominance and WILL strip at Mons Venus until Devil's Night!

With the crowd chanting "YOU-DUB-E", Simon, The Simones and DeMoss left the arena and Ramirez in shock.

Maverick: I sure hope Ramirez can win next week...I go to that club alot with Paddy!

Diablo: Hold the phones...I've just got word that there is some big time drama backstage! let's go check it out!

The feed ends with Kirsta Lewis still celebrating in the ring with the newly won "Simonized" Primo Title.